/brit/

USA.

Always anime, if people complain they should fuck off.

anime

anime

When someone says, “You’re a dreamer.” I can only answer, “You idiot.. If I weren’t a dreamer, where would we be today?”

I’ve always believed in Germany. You said I was a dreamer.

I’ve always believed in the rise of the Reich. You said I was a fool.

I’ve always believed in our return to power. You said I was mad.

I’ve always believed in an end to poverty! You said that was utopian!

Who was right? You or me!? I was right!

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my gf

anigay

babestation

Post cute anime slags

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susan

>>77739821
this

>>77739814
He needs a haircut.

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>>77739823

every post has been really shit so far

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gas the weebs

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>>77739839

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business idea: busposting (repost)

>>77739845
That nazi looks retarded

38,000 posts till the massive get

All I want for christmas is a anglican bf

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>>77739863

>>77739865
No anime posters must get it.

FUCKING FUCKING FUCK BTICH FUCK CUNT. fuck going out anymore everyones just there to look for your fucking insecurities and take fuckign advantage of them. fucking cunts

>>77739880
alri lad

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>monday in 8 hours

>>77739889
as long as it's in /brit/ I don't care
>>77739892
feel like smacking you in the gob

>>77739906
No toil for me till Wednesday.

the motorcycle? yeah doing good thanks

Need to put this anti-anime oz cunt out of business.

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>>77739885
I'd look like that if I was clean shaven and had clear skin

>>77739911
fuck off you runty twat

>>77739817
>>77739889
anime website

who here has the biggest willy?
8 inches here

>>77739926
insecure little babby
big boys been laughing at your willy again?

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>>77739925
i doubt it

>>77739892
What happened

i have the 9 inches of wagga wagga if you know what i mean

what do you guys think about casual sex?

i quite enjoy it in moderation but someone on /tv/ says its causing the downfall of civilisation
opinions?

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*dabs

>>77739936
pics x

>>77739936
>tfw my willy will never go near a vagina so I didn't care to measure.

>>77739934
Back to your containment board weeb
>>>/a/

>>77739950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UIwhHNpcmg

>>77739939
yeh

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1501390696824.jpg

>>77739957
anime website

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thanks for the website anime dorks, you can leave now

>>77739971
virus do not click

>>77739971
she's 16...

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>>77739957
ummm you must be new here sweaty x

just caught the gf shagging the dog without me AGAIN

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>>77739950

>>77739944
Would
Have blue eyes, same face shape, dark blonde hair etc

>>77739979
legal most everywhere in the world

any phimolad in

>dark blonde hair

>>77739986
>australian "humour"
dire

>>77739986
New Zealand deserves to be nuked.

>>77739974
>>77739981
>if /a/ spills over into other boards you should report them
Thanks moot, back to your containment board
>>>/a/

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globeheads and flatearthers have it wrong desu
the earth is donut shaped and spun by 4 celestial jews and the sun is god

>>77740004
na just me, turtle

>>77740004
I don't have phimosis.

>>77740023
>american "humour"
dire

>blond in childhood
>turns dark after grow up

>>77740032
>>77740025
dont care

>>77739979
kasia was 16 when she worked for phil flash? source?

Anyone seen Thailad around today ?

>>77740042
wtf

>>77740039
nigger

>>77740006
Hello abo

bell end smells gorgeous

>>77740022
not even what he said you brainlet. maybe you should find another website. /a/ was 4chan's original board, it isn't a "containment" board you massive newfag.

>>77740059
dumb weeb kys

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>nigger

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>>77740042

>>77740059
Shut up weeb and go back to your containment board
>>>/a/

>>77740047
>>77740079
alri

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukjCGYGu9Js french song

In the American mind, land powers are seen as militarist, brooding, and no fun: Sparta, Prussia, the Soviet Union, and now Putin’s Russia. In contrast, sea powers are the good guys, the cool kids: Athens, Holland, England, and America. […] With natural defenses and a high-tech military, sea powers generally didn’t need enormous conscript armies, martial discipline, and centralized economic control. Instead, sea power was conducive to liberty at home and adventure capitalism abroad.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm spent.

*finds something to cum in*

https://xhamster.com/movies/5739454/sexy_45_year_old_mom_loves_cock.html?pb=

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>>77740091

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>>77740071
>>77740086
stay mad nerds, weebs run this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z48NmdWbquw

>>77740095
What about Japan?

>>77740103
what was del boy's face during all of this?

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>>77740118

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LphuCadyQi0 jazz

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>>77740126

>>77740113
this "suburban core" music was such a weird thing

>>77740108
>/a/ spilling out of their containment board
moot told us to report you, sorry m8

all fucking anime posters must fucking hang

>>77740145
>moot
literally who

>>77740145
he told you to report avatarfagging actually. maybe read his post again

>>77740115
Americans love Japan and loved it before WWII as well.
the war was just an inconvenient blip

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>>77740156

>>77740156
You know, THE LUGGAGE LAD

finessing gook cunts on grailed

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>>77740155
rude

>>77740176
post cute anime boys then or FUCK off

>>77740157
kys weeb

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>>77740184

moot is obviously gay

f1 race in a few hours lads
anyone else watching?

"In the American mind" *computer explodes from abuse of oxymorons*

need a /brit/ bf

>>77740194
reporting weeb spam is frustrating but worth it

>>77740204
no *I* need a /brit/ bf

every time we have to decide between Europe and the open sea, it is always the open sea we shall choose.

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which one is moot again?

if trump voters are stupid then prove it

oh you can't? checkmate :^)

>>77740203
creasing

>>77740221
harrison ford

This jap guy is no good. I miss moot.

He says "Son can you play me a memory?
"I'm not really sure how it goes
"But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
"When I wore a younger man's clothes"

Bit funny how most people are poor

>>77740221
Need a femmoot gf

slow hours

what am I doing with my life

stabbed a yank once but I ain't gonna brag

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cute :3

>10 jf posts in a row
dire

>>77740274
Tarbruce

>>77740342
It was great when they were poisoned and shot themselves

>>77740347
Like Tarzan?

*Disclaimer: I STRONGLY dislike the current president of the United States so please do not think I am a stupid American who supports Trump. He is a racist, sexist, xenophobic, poor excuse for a human being and I am ashamed that he is leading our country. This is why I am trying to learn other languages so one day I can hopefully leave this tattered, and divided America because I no longer wish to live in a country where people think it's okay to have someone like him be our president.*

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>It was great when they were poisoned and shot themselves

>>77740365
do you really believe that's what happened though

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when you really think about it
...
were they really the bad guys?
think about it

Hitler died in Argentina in 1963

>>77740391
yeah they were

>>77740391
Yeah
Idolising animals over humans is a telltale sign of a weirdo with a warped sense of compassion and infantile emotions

>>77740391
they started it and were being a bit nasty to Poland and that x

>>77740389
Wouldn't mind if he escaped
I'm sure seeing East Germany and the "subhuman Judeo-Bolshevik" Soviet Slavs he hated so much strutting around Berlin gave him immense agony

talked to hitler once

just sent a tip off to the Australian authorities

>>77740469
no dont

Hate Australians
Hope the Abos rise up and slaughter them

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>>77740391
should of just given the soviets poland imo

hitler was 172cm tall
dont want to make cheap analysis but its crazy how a lot of power hungry men who left a mark in history are manlets

>>77740476
too late

trying to enjoy a good shit but ive already run out of poo and its barely been a minute

>>77740506
Ah, that's a pity.

>>77740391
I could take a bunch of pics with random animals.

But if i went and then shot up the British embassy I bet you wouldn't be calling me a good guy

getting locked up tommorow

>>77740506
want me to suck it out your arse

>>77740506
Here take my poo power

>>77740517
>But if i went and then shot up the British embassy I bet you wouldn't be calling me a good guy
reckon GCHQ would be very interested in this threat

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>>77740519
why?

>>77740506
*licks your arsehole*

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>>77740537
you think the U.S. would extradite me over a bullshit threat?

>>77740506
*uppercuts your arse*

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silicon valley has slight undertones of homophobia
while many shows do have 'gay jokes', such as the office and always sunny, they are jokes about being gay and NOT jokes like 'haha gay'

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>>77740551
*extradites you*

Why is /brit/ so gay?

>>77740563
Why is Britain so gay?

woke up really hungry
someone stab me

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>>77740574
>>77740563

nice existence

>>77740523
>>77740545
>>77740553
you leave my bum alone

>>77740563
It's a bit gay innit

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>>77740214
you keep it up im sure someday it will do something

>>77740541
talked to hitler once

*licks the arsehole of every /brit/ lad*
haha alri

the mental frenchman is being mental again
imagine my shock

its been a bit windy this morning init

Genocide the french

>>77740600
do you like the taste of my tight little pink hole?

standing on top of my block of flats about to jump
bye

>>77740614
yes I love it x

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*tucks you in*

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>>77740622
let this be the last image you view

*sucks your penis*

>>77740622
Can you be my bf first

need a big stick to clout benders with when i comes here these days

need a /brit/ bf

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>>77740648
dont even get me started i love weed and wanking and im just so angry that i cant have any and my bf wont get me any and he doesnt 'approve' or whatever and i haven't had sex with him in 2 years

need a /brit/ bf

standing on top of my block of flats about to jump
but just some plonker dive like a dolphin into the pavement, made me rethink it

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>>77740636
Can't sleep

need a /brit/ bf who wants a /brit/ bf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_VZNZNm0BI

>>77740680
could you at least send me a photo album of your cock or something

>>77740687
wanker

>>77740690
alri

need a secondary bf

need a mood upper tried caffeine but it makes me feel worse and don't want to die of alcoholism

>>77740709
please be in lancashire

bints put their instagram link in their twitter bio but the instagram is on private smH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzmMSxKR5GY

>>77740721
you should talk to >>77740728

Does anyone else here watch their shows at 1.25x speed, I recommend it like

desperately need to suck a /brit/ lad's veiny throbbing cock desu

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cant stay awake

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
oooooooooooooo
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
oooooooooooooo
oooooo oooo ooooo ooooo
I was that little boy,
That little baby boy was me.
I once was a boy,
but now I am a man.

I fought The Nightman, lived as Dayman,
now I'm here to ask for your hand,
so if you want to marry men,
will you marry me?
Will you come on stage and join me,
in this thing called matrimony?
Please say yes and do not bone me.
Please just marry me!

desperately need to suck a /brit/ lad's veiny throbbing cock desu

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cat

>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>oooooooooooooo
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>oooooooooooooo
>oooooo oooo ooooo ooooo
alri harambe

>>77740751
Majestic

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>>77740754
why is your country so disgusting

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king robert is the one true king of westeros!

>>77740754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9meZ30EpXXY

>>77740772
He was a hedonistic fat lad and I don't approve

dont want to lick a fanny anymore

gay anime

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What games are you lads playing rn.

>>77740811
Those are some cocky boys!

so sorry for replying to you
wont happen again

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Going through some old pictures

They're just reminding me that I haven't shot myself yet

*declares my love for you*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76IgTbz0v1M

>>77740832
>from team snapchat
true lonely shit

I just wish that I'd never been born

>>77740847
ah yes the existence jew once again

>>77740847
Want to talk about it?

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=978331228
really enjoyed this video
especially with how it reminds me how lonely I am

I only ever get snaps from team snapchat ahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah

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wish i was born 70years ago in america
sad shit

>>77740857
>MOM
FOY

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Current Mood: Desire American BF

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>>77740837
And to add insult to it all my shotgun is all the way at home 5 hours away

I've resolved to try to go out the same way john bonham did

>>77740889
nah dont do this bro

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>mfw the only people who snap me anymore are Scandinavians who don't even translate their snaps into English
One guy just sent me a photo of him with some (cooking) mushrooms with no text and no context and I haven't even talked to him in months.

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>>77740888
i desire a slightly thicc american bf

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>>77740898
Already like 12 shots of whiskey in

No going back now

>>77740889
at least you have a gun
I'd give anything for a handgun to shoot myself in the head with right now

>>77740905
Yes.

>>77740908
dont do it mate life isnt supposed to be easy

>>77740916
good post

>>77740920
life is fucking shit
there's nothing enjoyable about it

a thread about nothing

business idea: anal tictacs

what's on the agenda today lads?

me:
wank
tesco
long walk back
cheeky toastie at costa
another wank if I see some peng qts
film
bed

>>77740932
of course it's about SOMETHING

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>>77740911
I have multiple guns, I just figure a shotgun would be the easiest way out, I need to go get some buckshot though

>>77740920
Already tried enough friendo

>>77740923
Come to America so I can murder you I'll dispose of your body proper I know a pig farm or a canal your choice it'll be fun.

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What does it take to get a weeb bf in this country?

>>77740934
church, gym, pub- in that order
the usual on a sunday

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choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9468-QKRoCg
(also first for cute boys)

>>77740942
lend me one so I can put myself out my painful fucking misery

>church
imagine being this much of a cretin

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>>77740960
seconding this

these pretzels are making me thirsty

>>77740961
Don't you have skyscrapers or something

Or a car, garage and a hose

that lad said the gay spam is only occasional but really it's non stop

listening to oasis

>>77740985
I think it's only in the morning when all the normal people are away

>>77740934

me:
shitpost a bit on /brit/ (currently on this)
shower
wake up bf
make bf brush his teeth
sex(?)
make big brekkie for sunday
listen to choons and watch stuff
cook
gym
shower
bed

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>church
>imagine being this much of a cretin

>>77740952
You a grill?

mama told me not to waste my life
she said spread your wings my little butterfly

>>77740995
You a grill?

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>this hunk says he'll let you suck him off for £500
What do you do?

business idea: bucs ded

>>77741011
Don't have £500 probably turn him down but keep it in mind if fortunes turn

want to vomit since yesterday

>>77741006
nah lad i'm a lad x

>>77741011
pay him and let him cum on my face

hanging myself

>>77741011
give him a quicc n sloppy succ and even give up my anal virginity if he asks

>>77741020
are you the one who drank half a litre of vodka yesterday?

>>77741023
>On face
>Not down throat
Lad..........

>>77741031
nah

>>77741034
I love the feeling of cum on my body, not in it.

what the h*ck is up with all the benders? why do they wake up so early?

Finally had a date with a girl from tinder, before coffee we both agreed it would be nice to go home and cuddle and catch up with game of thrones. It went well and we talked for a while and I'm super excited and then when we were about to leave she's just like "anyway it's been fun but I've gotta get back home" and I didn't know what to say so I just played it like "a-ah okay yeah it was fun talking to you"

Maybe I'm just ugly I don't know I thought I did well and now I'm alone again. I didn't even lose my spaghetti or anything and she already knew what I looked like from my pictures. I don't know what I'm doing wrong anymore and I hate myself for it.

https://www.shropshirestar.com/news/crime/2017/07/29/telford-sex-gang-ringleader-mubarek-ali-set-to-be-freed-early/
ahhh yes

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BUMS

>>77741047
because we have boyfriends to please in the morning xx

>>77741059
Dislike

>>77741047
Gotta get up early to have brekkie ready for our BFs

gay but never had a boyfriend

need a /brit/ bf

>>77741049
going for coffee is your first mistake

anyway you probably didn't make a great first impression

>>77741075
why not?

Gonna kill the suicidal brit if I don't get a /brit/ bf.

>>77741076
Sorry la' i've taken them all

doing an early morning grindr

think that all benders should be put through the guillotine

not homophobic just don't like em simple as that

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starting to see the reason the country has gone to shit after coming to these threads

>>77741061
>>77741074
>>77741075
>>77741076
Christ

>>77741091
Any qt hunks? all I get is uggo old men

>>77741085
lonely awkward shut in with no friends

>>77741102
I'll be your bf lad where you at?

>>77741094
>>77741095
>>77741098
?

>>77741114
>>77741114
>>77741114


new


>>77741114
>>77741114
>>77741114

>>77741109
nah don't bother I'm necking myself anyway

>>77741084
I mean I'm not socially retarded enough to not understand impressions, it went well and we talked for a while and she was super interested in conversation and we both had super similar interests

Coffee was because we both like nice coffee bars

I just wanna end it what's the point of all these dumb fucking games

>>77741129
bad move