>when an american tourist tries to small talk

>>77731592
Nothing like eating an open faced sandwich while gazing at some EPIC fjords, am I right, Eirik?!

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>>77731592
Like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L97SKj3wYf4

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>>77731669
thanks for reminding me that sandwiches with bread (or rather "bread") on both bottom AND top are a thing.

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>american says "how are you?" and keeps walking

American saying how are you is one of the most sinful things

>>77732024

>villagers want to practice their English with me

>me: "How are you?"
>them: "I am fine."

mfw they're all just fine
mfw nobody is ever 'good' or 'great'

Africa desu

>>77731955
>>77732024
>tfw never know how to respond
>if I say good and ask how they are I might seem like too much of a kissass
>if I just say fine I might seem like an asshole who doesn't care how they are (even though I really don't)

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>When an American speaks as loud as possible when taking a phone call

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>>77731955
>american asks for directions
>point him the way
>end up going the same way
>he starts talking to me

>>77732193
Cool flag desu.

>>77731955
kek, I never thought about this. I usually just nod when people say it to me. Regardless, it's just a greeting. No one cares how you feel.

>>77731955
not true at all we usually just nod our head to acknowledge each other

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>>77732254
Truly the chad way of answering a phone call. I bet you don't even carry around speakers so everyone within a mile radius can hear your ringtone.

>>77731955
you say "good" and then follow them and talk about your day

>>77731955
we do the same

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>nordics say nothing when people call them

>>77736041
How is that strange? It's normal to do that here