Davey C edition
>Davey Crockett
FOY
>>77729762
who's that kid?
>>77730030
That's David Cameron.
sophie
SHE'LL GRAB YOUR SWEATY BOLLOCKS
AND SLOWLY PLACE THE KNEE
DON'T MARY HER
FUCK ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPsTv4-fjA4 good song
hey im new here aha x
>>77731454
haha x
x
Honestly hope you hurt yourself today
learning a bit o frog on the duolingo, dont have anything better to do anyway lmao
Marina
>>77731443
https://m.imgur.com/9JOf8Ez
>>77731453
>a frenchman listening to nigger music
like true pottery
London has the highest rate of acid attacks in the country (for reasons that remain unclear)
Antisemitism on the rise in the UK (for reasons that remain unclear)
Deliveroo drivers refuse to enter parts of East London after dark (for reasons that remain unclear)
London is the knifecrime capital of the UK (for reasons that remain unclear)
BBC neutrality
Why do so many Brits (especially females) have a false sense of how attractive they are?
>>77731454
go back from whence you came haha
http://www.strawpoll.me/13571051
http://www.strawpoll.me/13571051
http://www.strawpoll.me/13571051
>>77731496
that's the parisian skelly
>>77731453
based nigger music
>>77729762
am i the only one who only just noticed the kid cameron left on the wet sand?
the virgin bike
wishin' i had a british bf to ruffle his hair and congratulate him for his hard work rn
>>77731496
its good nigger music
>>77731543
that's GAY
>>77731521
howling
>>77731543
this post made me smile because i have actually been working very hard recently
Honestly we shouldn't let people who don't support Arsenal post in /brit/.
>>77731485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FywSzjRq0e4
>>77729762
>that pic
not funny
>>77731590
rasheed
Just woke up and I have to cook these prawns lads...
>>77731582
rasheed
>>77731590
rasheed
>>77731582
'sheed
>>77731498
"If we act like nobody knows why, the pakis won't bomb our office"
Fkin yids
Rumour going about that Tim's facebook account has been deactivated.
Do NOT tell anyone I told you.
>>77731617
>waking up at midnight
sort yourself out
>>77731521
rememeber watching the FA cup final some years back and there being a big video about maddie and like fans with signs like 'bring her back'
really pondered about the point of that at the time. people surely had already heard about her, surely a big display at a football match could be construed as nowt useful besides cynical corporate social responsiblity and virtue signalling by the football industry.
Best GTA?
STOP BULLYING TIM FOR FUCKS SAKE
got drunk and watched American Beauty last night
i cried at the end. i don't know why.
anime
>>77731690
vice city and san andreas, the latter because of how funny it was
>riri do you know what should we say to the unemployed?
>no emmanuel tell me
>work work work work work
*both parties explode in laughter*
>>77731690
for fun
GTAV
for story/atmosphere
GTAIV
for comfiness
GTA:SA
>>77731690
pro skater 2
>>77731715
why is Rihanna wearing a shirt that is clearly far too big for her?
Really saddening how London has fallen and all. At least London, Ontario will keep up its legacy.
not much good on netflix is there
>>77731715
love Emmanuel
>>77731706
>too fat to stand and their flesh rots whilst they're alive
They talking about the chickens or Americans?
*one word post*
>>77731690
GTA SA
really annoyed that they cocked up the remake of it.GTAV's los santos is really grim and there are silly things in that game like being able to heem man with one punch.
>>77731743
umm it's called fashion sweaty
>>77731717
This one.
>>77731663
I"m trying lad
just heard my mum fart
:(
>>77731690
reddit answer: SA
4chan answer: IV
facebook answer: V
>>77731744
good movie desu
i especially like the part where he beats the shit out of the muslim terrorist
GTA SA was shit by itself, GTA SA multiplayer was great though. spent years on that shit, good memories
>>77731766
when did you go slep?
>>77731745
not in the UK no
>>77731759
do you wank to anime
What's the best tv show airing and why is it My 600lb Life?
>>77731782
At least you can talk.
Who are you?
>>77731801
ummm maybe >.>
>>77731802
that show genuinely turns my stomach
going to sleep lads
good night xxxxx
>>77731443
she's fit and thicc but fucking dumb as bricks
>>77731492
clearly not her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKapUWxTvWI
>>77731821
bye mate
toil in 8 hours
>>77731745
Content quality has dropped, might cancel my subscription
http://www.strawpoll.me/13571128
http://www.strawpoll.me/13571128
http://www.strawpoll.me/13571128
http://www.strawpoll.me/13571128
http://www.strawpoll.me/13571128
Whilst we are on the subject of gaming
>>77731835
>working on sundays
oh dear
Should i bash out a wank before i watch this film?
Yay or nay?
>>77731818
i do sometimes
i wank to anime
>>77731506
90% of women, because they've had their egos pumped up by tinder and beta orbiters
Post slags
>>77731854
Yay
>>77731857
which anime though?
>>77731519
it's hard to say but here's a better question:
the queen is 91 right now, how old does everyone think she'll die at
I reckon 111 and she's almost guaranteed to make 100
>>77731841
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13571128
shit game over rated by hipsters
>>77731866
>>77731881
You madam are insolent.
>>77731881
Is that one of those walking simulators with zero gameplay
>>77731506
I think thats just people in general
its probably because they don't want to settle with mediocrity
>>77731841
I AM SO SICK OF THAT GAME. I HATE IT. I HATE SEEING IT IN MY LIBRARY. /U/ said IT'S A FUN GAME TRUST ME :)))) )SO I FUCKING DID AND ITWAS THE BIGGEST WASTE OF MONEY I HAVE EVER WASTED MY MONEY ON. It's a fucking scam. It's pretentious and not even in a funny or enjoyable way. I don't fucking know who the audience is because this isn't for gamers and it's not even for people who are into that hipstery booky bullshit because it's SHIT in both resepcts . I fucking hate liS and i hope those french fucks who made the game will eventually go bankrupt and die in pvoeertyy
I wanna make more than a hundred
I wanna make more than a thousand
I wanna make more than a mil
So I keep counting bills
One, two, three, four
Fold one over the top, more
One, two, three, four
Fold one over the top, more
>>77731519
hate when people bang on about this.
charles shakes hands and smiles just as good as william, why would he abdicate?
>>77731874
just whatever hentai is on xhamster
>>77731930
good nice I like xhamster too
>>77731913
Autism.
The only reason you dislike it is because there are friendships in it and that is scary and alien to you.
Faggot.
You try saying this shit to my in real life I'd beat the shit out of you.
Cunt.
>>77731906
shut up hipster. i think it was funny when the girl ended up a cripple in a wheel chair i laughed out loud
>>77731911
not exactly but very close, you choose the way the story goes
lads when queen elizabeth dies, canada, australlia and NZ will all have referendums whether to keep the monarchy
our next moves after brexit will decide what they vote
>>77731892
Wouldn't mind nobbing her behind Woolworths if you catch my drift
dumped the gf because she squats in trainers in the smith
>>77731929
He's gotten involved in politics alot.
He's even fucking written letters to Prime Ministers.
Bad boy.
>>77731951
those sisters are seen to be very close
>>77731936
javsex.net when the links are working is very good for jav
Can't make sense of american politics anymore
>>77731956
who would want to have Charles the Cuck as their king?
>>77731956
wish we could turn back time....
>>77731969
he'd calm down if he was actually king though.
>>77731939
like the walking dead and other games of that ilk? have never liked those
I'm sure they're very well made, just not my cup of tea
>>77731956
referenda*
>>77731956
We should abolish it
fuck the leeching bastards, send them all to the tower
>>77731956
thought you hated the commonwealth
steak is the most overrated shit in the world
don't see the point in the commonwealth
might as well get rid of it if it's just for the games (as fun as they are)
>>77731998
Yeah people said the same about Trump being a fascist whilst running and look where we are now.
that KGB defector Yuri Bezmenov video is really quite crazy
>>77731968
wew, those are some power thighs
>>77731969
more like good lad
dont enjoy royals sitting on their arses all day, want them to do SOMETHING, anything
>>77731972
indeed
i wonder if they've ever... well... you know...
>>77732013
It does have meme status but I still like it
if we had a vote on your mum it would be a hefferendum
>>77731937
>because there's friendship in it hardeeharrhuurrrr
Shut the fuck up. You know, I was GREAT friends with Jordis in Skyrim. I was GREAT friends with that fucking bitch Michelle. Maxine had no friends. She was trash. She was nothing. All she had was Chloe and it was only because Chloe was the only person nice enough to give Max another chance. Otherwise, Max had to go into a different timeline to be even the slightest bit likeable to anyone. She's absolute trash. She's the worst video game """hero""" since James Farrington Higgs.
absolutely seething
>monarchy
>>77732013
alri vegangains
>>77732025
bit of an eye opener innit?
there will genuinely be less strife in the world when the white race is gone
Reckon Charles will try to save the country and then monarchy will be abolished
>>77732022
He may be a blundering fool but he's hardly a fascist
>>77732013
Bet you have it well done drowned in ketchup you rotter
>jav
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=06d_1501260102
aaaaIIIII BLLLYAAADD
>>77732000
yeah like that more similar to the last of us, but extremely hisptery the girl walks around with a fucking polaroid camera
>>77732022
trump is LITERALLY hitler now right?
had a few girls crack on to me tonight but again i pussied out like the faggot i am. being an attractive autist is a curse lads.
>>77732027
>>77732078
dont chat shit you ugly virgin skinnyfat cunt
>>77729762
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH what a pic im dying of laugher
hope the monarchy seizes back control of the country and deports all the lefties to los angeles
>>77732099
peng
Hobbies:
Life is Strange
ASMR
Watching Arsenal play the old socceroo
Watching Game of Thrones
Politics
Exercising and working out
Dancing to music by the band Jungle
Browsing the chon!
I also have a folder full of women's faces.
They aren't even pornographic I just like looking at them.
Be honest with me /shit/, would you be friends with me irl?
if hillary won she'd probably have banned the 'chon by now
scary thought
>>77732122
good post
>>77732099
fit slags best slags
>>77732099
bet shes bulimic
fucking state of weeabos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSxjtk3eA8M
>>77732145
yeah sure
>>77732011
honestly intrigued to know what you even meant this? you think because i hate pakis that i should also hate aussies, leaves and kiwis?
please mr yank, enlighten me on your line of thinking
>>77732145
yeah whats ur postcode lad aha x?
wait is that childporn?
>>77732174
she isn't a weeb. she said her favorite country is saudi arabia
>>77732145
>would you be friends with me irl?
no
>>77732145
Not a fan of most of the hobbies but I have a huge folder of girls' faces too
>>77732145
>LiS
>GoT
As long as you'll let me dunk your face in a bucket of water so I don't actually have to be captive to the awful bullshit I have to listen about those two from other people, yes.
>>77732145
illegal content?
>>77732145
>I also have a folder full of women's faces.
>They aren't even pornographic I just like looking at them.
no
thats honestly too fucking weird and I have 4000 pics in the slag folder
>>77732145
where's your black women folder?
>>77732145
anyway i can access those folders? im intrigued
>>77732207
deserved
>>77732145
depends what books you read
Why do JFs on /int/ take everything so literally? Is it autism, or is it just tha they don't get sarcasm and irony?
>>77732185
you hate everyone
>>77732187
that first picture in your 'ice' folder is concerning
have notified the GCHQ of this as a precaution
>>77732211
something about that ass puts me off. looks disgusting
.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GSrJZ7hFUw
New video released today, don't know where he found all this unreleased footage.
>>77731360
thanks
>>77732022
>>77732089
trump's not a facist but he's just a bellend simple as
i kind of like his appreciation for britain and the the trade deal but i can just tell we're going to end up getting fucked over with this trade deal
>>77732207
SHRIEKING
>>77732213
I'm not a degenerate.
I wanked to Bailey Jay once but that's as degenerate as I go.
>>77732223
ASOIAF of course.
>>77732215
Choose one and I'll dump.
gnats crawled under my eyelids while i was working today at sunset
>>77732231
meant for >>77732145 lol
>>77732078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSB_6l8SOgA
>>77732226
jew force?
>>77732246
all of them.... but if one then aryan please. can you upload to dropbox or something?
>>77732239
ah yes
a fullstop before the URL that prevents my phone from opening the link
fuck you
>>77732243
drumpf doesn't give a shit about britain
>>77732269
You
>>77732274
good. fuck off you stupid phoneposter
>>77732274
dumb phoneposter btfo
>>77732204
you're kind of right by saying this but you're admitting you have no argument
the commonwealth thing was a bit of a silly thing to say, we love canada, australia and NZ who are all doing well
>>77732265
are you a furry
>>77732231
it's only this
She's above 18.
Ayyy you know who dis isss
>>77732284
serious question
>>77732274
Without it one wouldn't get the nice picto thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GSrJZ7hFUw
>>77732272
No.
You only get one.
The treasure chest is mine.
Here you go.
>>77732323
means foreigners
popcorn for dindins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-tEkACDTMw
>>77732303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSlzSAIV0rI
>>77732308
absolute munter
>>77732269
Johnny Foreigner
>>77732337
thx again, you Sir are a scholar.
>>77732283
when push comes to shove, he'll fuck us over without hesitation
but he's still a lot more favourable towards us than obama and other recent presidents
Frosted shreddies for dindins
can i become irish if my great grandparent wash irish?
>>77732363
thx, my white brotherhood €uro friend.
>>77732362
oh are you talking to your mum?
http://www.sm h.com.au/nsw/three-terror-raids-carried-out-across-sydney-20170729-gxlgip.html
part and parcel
fried nigger meat for dindins
>>77732355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L35l_XcY-eY
love dogs
>>77732382
anyone can become irish
>>77732152
quite possible.
>>77732382
He washed the Irish?
>>77732333
only one pic?
>>77732354
interesting chap. wish the west had strong leaders like him nowadays. all we have are poncey benders.
>>77732308
very odd face
>>77732382
you can only become Irish if you devote your life to anime
>>77732440
I have others but they're for me tbqh.
>>77732447
trump
>>77732333
nice roots lmoaaaa
Now that the dust has settled Blair was the GOATest PM ever, right?
any good books about the atomic bombings of japan
>>77729762
are dave looks reasonably fit there
>>77732447
+150000000000000000 roobells
>>77732490
big dave would chin you the fuck out mate
>>77732471
traitor
britain will NEVER recover from his cabal opening the borders
>>77732447
yeah must be brilliant in russia knowing you have a strong leader whilst you shoot up krokodil in the bread-line
https://twitter.com/SharkticCircle/status/891170199952601088
janny is sleeping post milashkas
car-been or car-byne?
referring to the rifle type.
'peng,' as they say
>>77732382
nah I've looked into that myself
only works if your mum registered your birth on an irish foreign births directory (though she's eligible for it the stupid bitch)
though that's for automatic citizenship, probably a more convoluted alternative
>>77732525
"car byne"
started up tinder again
>>77732553
good luck
>>77732524
couldn't handle that high-maintenance bitch
>>77732503
unlikely
>>77732524
would quite like to suck a fart out her arse ngl
>>77732525
car-tim byrne
>>77732553
Deleted it because they won't not try to match you with trannies
>>77732580
>>77732572
very rude and presumptuous
brb taking a mASSIVE shit
This is my favourite teddy from when I was a kid.
I have had him for probably 14 years now. However, he was not built to last - he was really quite a cheap low-quality toy when I was bought him, and so he is showing his age.
I have stitched up countless tears in his body, and have done my best to clean him insomuch as its possible to, but his condition is detoriating.
Hes skin doesnt fit him anymore as the polysterene fillings have distended with moisture(?) and stuff - the back of his head sags while the front of his head bulges, his left leg is much more swollen than his right, etc etc
What can I do to preserve him/take better care of him do you think? He has enormous sentimental value and I dread the day where he fully disintegrates in my arms.
all that matters is gaining territory and vaginas
>>77732595
do trannies really put themselves as "women"?
That's annoying as fuck.
There should be a third type of tindr just for them and people that don't mind fucking inside out penises.
>>77732606
try not being a soft twat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suEm3aR-2Es
love Michel
ryan aka ulster the nonce is here on a slovakian proxy
>>77732605
She knows she's gorgeous. She'd crush you in a minute. You're written in her book.
>>77732568
cum on me
>>77732679
my gf
>>77732672
bent gay bastard ok
>>77732634
as if there's even that many
Nonissue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gfdEC_IP3I
give it a go lads
>>77732646
fuck off yank
Contacting the Irish Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade to see if mam was registered in the foreign births register
may soon be a paddy
>>77732524
nonce
literally just saw a nigger asshole for the first time
grim
>>77732716
t. Michael(a)
>>77732634
Yea. I had mine set to only show me women but if they list themselves as women it throws them in the mix too. Needs to be an option to stop that shit but then I guess nobody would match with them and that would be intolerant or some PC bullshit so I just deleted it.
Went to see Dunkirk this afternoon. It was absolutely amazing. Not only was it hands down Nolan's best film, but I think it should be considered one of the best films this century. An incredibly, incredibly well-made film. The audience at my cinema actually applauded, yank-style, after it was over. First time I've seen that in my life and I go to the cinema a lot
>>77732732
Fuck off we're full
>>77732748
ps. go see it in IMAX
>>77732703
That was a test and you've failed.
I'm British. I'm just IN Spain.
can't believe this rain
it's supposed to be sunny season not monsoon season
>>77732731
put your slovakian proxy back on so you can flagfag some more you nonce twat
>>77732730
only recognise this as a cover in a film. dont remember what film though. good tune though.
>>77732769
I said
Fuck
Off
Yank
Back always gets sweaty when I wear a backpack, how do I stop this?
>>77732732
I meant she had to register you when you were born, though that should work two because it would make you second gen
>>77732762
sorry can't get it up under pressure
>>77732767
i went to a graffiti festival today. the rain made it even more shit.
>>77732784
talc
Alex jones on the Joe Rogan experience again, lads
>>77732771
give this one a punt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMmTkKz60W8
Could easily wing it as a paddy even though I'm 100% Anglo
>>77732784
strap a few ice packs to your back
>>77732782
fuck off flagfag nonce
>>77732761
bit upset I saw it at my local theatre ngl
can't be bothered to see it again right after the first time too
>I can't play a left handed piano
FML
why do they keep putting cara in films
>>77732800
BRISTOL?
R
I
S
T
O
L
>>77732748
>>77732834
yes lad
>>77732784
wear it up front instead
>>77732835
kek
Forrest gump was prime kike propaganda back in it's day
Forrest is retard so Jenny goes drugs and hang out with bad dudes who hits her and shit, then Forrest gets famous and rich and Jenny's back with a fucking child who is Forrest son
>>77732748
it was so boring
one of the most dull films I've seen
>tfw british citizen
>tfw eligible for another 2 citizenships
>tfw they're both p meh tier though
>>77732784
stop being a fat cunt
>>77732765
fuck off spaniard
https://youtu.be/5NOD130JZso
an empire perhaps?
>>77732716
its an issue. Even beyond being deceptive, not everyone wants to have the latest mental health fads shoved down their throats every day.
>>77732730
enjoyed it, good stuff
>>77732874
FOY
>it was so boring
>one of the most dull films I've seen
>>77732849
used to do this when it was PE day at school
>>77732796
My penis is 6 inches when erect.
>>77732864
I swear to God I'm just on holiday
p rorkish watching movies about britain in the old days.
>>77732809
BUZZ
ALDRIN'S
>>77732902
ah yes, consuming a piece of mass media entertainment makes you so smart
>>77732888
good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMmTkKz60W8
>>77732906
I don't want to hear such lurid details thank you
went on /tv/ to see if there was a dunkirk thread and there's literal cp on the front page
hmm
>>77732928
new thread