/brit/

>that time I got drunk and gave my friend oral
wish I could erase it from my mind

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anime

atleast this one wasn't made by a paddy potato fucker f

would LOVE some drunken oral right about now

just made a girl waste money on a metro ticket

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anime

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taylor

hate paddies

Bet that irish idiot has gone as red as a spanked runt

literally incapable of sex

if you brought a 10/10 into my bed right now i'd run away

>>77729822
good post

>>77729784
Kill yourself frog

Literally worse poster than a yank

I like this frog lads, really agree with his views on paddies

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sue

one of my favourite quotes goes a little something like this

"imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try. No below us, above us only sky. Imagine all the people living for today"
-Ghandi

>>77729850
For an irishman you forget being a subject very quickly hahahahaha subject

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create a bright new world with neon lights and swirls
make pictures just so cool whatever you want to do
then make them come alive
you won't believe your eyes
lumisketcher

genuinely think anime has made me autistic, literally try to be "moe" irl now, it's almost automatic

>>77729850
i forgive you

>>77729862
god she's so fit

>>77729877
screeching

>>77729877
Wasn't me who made the thread

very spooky post lads
>>77727672

Let's list everything wrong with our bodies lads

I'll start:

>5'7
>smallish willy
>pectus
>FUPA
>shit posture
>skinnyfat
>puffy nipples
>ugly
>can't grow a proper beard

Is it true there’s a place on the far side of death
Where someone awaits us and loves us as we are?
That human beings sometimes help each other out,
That one may be happy past the age of thirteen?
There are certain solitudes that seem without cure;
As for love, I don’t believe in it anymore.

anime

>>77729868
that was commander riker you idito

lads let's imagine for some reason you're being ejected from britain but they let you choose which country on earth you get to move to. where would you go?

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Wish I had a british bf to play vidya w/ rn

>>77729933
Ireland because it's part of Britain

>>77729912
it's ok, we all make mistakes :)

>>77729913
>hindu nationalist ghosts
Spooktastic

>>77729817
never post my gf again

>>77729933
sealand

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>tfw laughed out of the benefit office for trying to claim disability for being 5'6

Can't they see that i'm suffering?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xVwIuB-Xm4

my ballbag the watermelon

put a little bit on peanut butter in my oats this morning

was feeling a little wild :)

>>77729933
Singapore where I was born 2bh. That or Oz.

the one girl reading this thread rn should post a time stamped photo

That yank is really cool. Love /trv/ stories like that

Wish I could live life like that, travelling to weird 2nd/3rd world countries and having loads of stories

That's what life is, not working like a bitch your entire life and taking 1 holiday to some shite resort a year

>>77729965
No, perhaps if you weren't fucking microscopic they'd actually be able to see you and your suffering?

>>77729979
>Singapore where I was born
alri slant eye

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>>77729901

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>>77729986
Maybe someday.

Having a browse of the porn subreddits

>>77729901
someone fedora this

>>77730024
>tfw there's no more NSFR AMSR vola

must have been nerve wracking sitting in that cockpit as the engines started
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-uaEBOJ8bU

>>77729974
it's just pure jaw strength, absolute raw power
wouldn't want to get bit by one of them, it'd rip you to bits

>>77730005
Eyes aren't slanty 2bh

>>77729756
that actually looks kinda good
>>77729766
gay

>>77729975
Alri goatboy

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>>77730024
Do ya one better lad

>>77729979
*stretches my eyelids at you*

>>77730044

when is that asmr darling gonna drop some damn nudes

Got tomorrow lads

>77730033
won't even nonce post the nonce fuck that he is

>>77729405
Went to Indonesia once and went to a spa house type thing which is basically a place for businessmen to go to get away from the missus. It has a pool, hot tub, sauna etc and upstairs you can get massages and wanked off

Read up on the process beforehand so I knew what to ask for etc and went and got one but the bird was clearly not into it. She started laughing at me having a stiffy when she was showering me down and then got stroppy when I asked her to get her baps out as she was tossing me off. Had another laugh at that situation when I realised I couldn't even get a prostitute who I was paying to wank me off to get her tits out as a semi-attractive white bloke in a 3rd world dump. It was made even funnier by hearing my mate in the next room over asking for the same and getting rejected.

>>77729974
That's a fat fuckin' gator.

>>77730057
How many ethiopian qts do you see?

just got off with being unconcious at the wheel 7 times morphine limit and above legal limits of thc diazpam and tamezapam and alcohol.

the paramedics said i was next to the car not in the car which was a lie as i was crashed in a bush; engine running at the steering wheel. cant prove i was in the car so no prosecution even though they know wagwan

>>77730044
fs miss that too

>>77730060
She works for Nickelodeon

So never, unless they get found and leaked against her will

>>77730018
god she's so fit

>>77730068
why not just get an actual prostitute?

>>77729893
infuriated at how much of an idiot he is

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Guess who

>>77730052
what's your actual ethnic background? being born in singapore could mean a lot of things anyway

>>77730058
Fuck off I was just born there and it was a nice place to grow up

asked my friends to start fat shaming me for motivation
lost 5 pounds first week

>>77730057
god shes so fit

anime

noticed that japanese actresses in 60/70s japanese films have very similar faces and haircuts

>>77729766
Superhans?

shall be NO racism in this thread or I will report you and the janny shall deal with you forthwith

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>>77730103

>>77730080
1 a day at most.

>>77730081
haha what the fuck

the new haim album is really good

>>77730081
what the fuck lad surely not? if they don't think you were driving then how did the car get there?
i've drink and drove millions of times but never been caught so don't really know what happens

>>77730086

really wtf

>>77729974
*places my ballbag on its tongue*

>>77729974
these things don't belong in today's world

*accidentally donates my life savings to a twitch streamer*

>>77729913
ngl that's rattled me a bit

>>77730114
why are you getting triggered? seem to be a bit sensitive about this issue it seems
answer this >>77730113

>>77730151
they basicly need real solid physical evidence to get a prosecution and the police didnt arrive till i was in the ambulance so could only take paras word. they obviously knew i was driving but they still need proof.

just said no comment to all interview questions

ball busting has to be bad for the bollocks

*declares martial law*

what kind of guitar do you play?
i have a classic Les Paul 1975... acoustic and electric ... signed by green day
it's the one ian curtis played... one of the all time great guitarists
thinking about getting myself a gibson, red and black colour scheme, 7 strings, 1970 model
hook it up to an amp and just rock and roll all night

*does the virgin post*

>>77730154
as a completely minor background person

>>77730101
Didn't trust them, the ones in brothels were too expensive as well. Only had 1 night in Jakarta and we were trying to kill time, after a month of pretty grim hostels and that decided to treat ourselves in the spa, being wanked off was just a nice little extra

>>77730212
*uppercuts your ballsack*
now what

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>>77730143
I laughed too hard at this

*instills pro-regime shills in the courts thus dismantling the checks and balances on my power*

whoops haha xxx

>>77730215
does it mean we all have to get married or that only the married people have rights and the singles are second class citizens?

>>77730198
but then how did they say you were injured if you weren't in the car? i really want to believe this is true but i'm struggling

>>77729877
screaming, we sure showed that paddy fuck, bleached potato nigger

>>77730258
martial nor marital you fucking frog

v. comfy channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg5-RUV-sbQ

>>77730258
stop drinking mate

Average age of the engineers in mission control on Apollo 11 was 26

>>77729877
lol

>>77730247

*balls start to grow in size until they tower over you*

now look at what you've done

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love these keys

>>77730198
>>77730081
hope you die before you kill anyone

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My sister left period blood in the shower
Nearly vomited

>>77730198
>>77730261
but actually what happens to car then if you apparently weren't driving
THE CAR IS REGISTERED TO YOUR NAME FOR FUCKS SAKE
nah not having this
you wouldn't get away with this
you just CAN'T

even 2hr films are beyond my attention span to complete in one sitting these days

>>77730308
hot

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Prince Joachim was the youngest son of Wilhelm II, German Emperor.

During the Easter Rising in Dublin in 1916, some republican leaders contemplated giving the throne of an independent Ireland to Prince Joachim.

After Georgia's declaration of independence, Joachim was briefly considered as a candidate to the Georgian throne.

After his father's abdication, Joachim was in financial straits and suffered from "great mental depression," finally committing suicide by gunshot on 18 July 1920 in Potsdam.

>>77730198
You shouldve died stupid fuck

>>77730261
They can prove he was in the car just not that he was driving it. Obviously everyone knows he did it but they have to let it slide, give the police too much power to make assumptions and finger people for crimes on circumstance and hearsay and it's a slippery slope

>>77730308
Did you lick it?

>>77730212
genius lad

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tfw no british bf to kiss good morning each day

kensington, london is a french colony

>>77730258
>>77730280
the thing i love about you two is that you're both nutters
you have a similar posting style, i can never truly know which french poster it is

Hey Facebook! Quick question. Soo, transgender people want to be accepted for who they are, yet can't accept themselves for who they were... you know...born as? I hope this doesn't come off the wrong way to any of my tranny friends.

>>77730143
After the guy got hit I was WAITING for a car to slowly roll over
so predictable

>>77730332
No but I got on my finger when I pulled her hair from the drain

>>77730344
>implying it isn't the same person

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Lol

business idea: cluedo, but with proper hard men and weapons and stuff instead of gay professors and candlesticks. eg:

ronnie kray
on the terraces
with the baseball bat

mike tyson
down the pub
with the stanley knife

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>>77730280
>drinking half a litre of vodka does fuck all to me

>>77730296
refuse to use them out of principle, myself

>>77730261
i didnt have any car related injuries, i wasnt breathing when they arrived purley due to morphine od.

the thing is i could have walked to my car to check up on it due to it being crashed earlier on in the day and i keeled over before i got inside. the fact i could have done that and they cant prove thats not what happened then they have no case.

1 witness but they couldnt find him to get a statement.

>>77730354
hot

What I want to know is why the paramedics say he wasn't in the car when they found him

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501251550825.webm
love how excited the little lad is

did like 6 poos since 6pm and the bowels feel light and empty
arse is a bit sore

>>77730362
Crease

>>77730369
absolute dunce

>>77730332
[angry retching noises]

>hitchhiked London to Istanbul when I was 20.

proper jealous of this /trv/ yank

>>77730313
see

>>77730370

thats not how the law works lad. police didnt see me in the car it could have been there from earlier.

believe it or not idc im just sayin

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>>77730362

>>77730382
>the absolute state of parenting

>>77730408
Link the thread?

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tfw no limey bf to call mine

>>77730415
what's wrong with that
he thinks it's a wobbly sausage

>>77730370
but surely the car is registered in your name? bit of a fucking coincidence they found you ODing next to your own car

>call of duty infinite warfare free weekend
ah yes, might as well
>70 GB
SHAN'T

>>77730382

already bantsing his mother for being a loosey

classic

>>77730382
nonce

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>successful actor is younger than you

love weed
love LSD
love mdma
love magic mushrooms
love my family and friends
love my girlfriend
i'll leave the hating to somebody else... nothing but love from me

peace \m/

>>77730362
we need more colombians 2bh

>>77730362
Don't really care if America turns brown tbqh

unironicaly started listening to Luther Vandross and Barry White lads

>>77730429
>>77725616

opiates-induced peace

>>77730438
yup it is registered in my name but it could have been there earlier, they know what really happened but in the eyes of the law you innocent until proven guilty and assumptions and coincidences dont count in court.

>>77730441
my university had 2gb/s download speed on this computer i was allowed to use. it was mental

>>77730469
well yeah
they're good aren't they

>>77730469
I COME FROM SOMEWHERE BACK IN HER LONG AGO

>>77730444
The Gerber Baby had a job before he could even shit on a toilet, what's wrong with YOU?

>>77730462
America on average is probably whiter than it was before it was colonized.

>>77730411
>thats not how the law works lad. police didnt see me in the car it could have been there from earlier.
but if the car is registered to you then surely this means hypothetically someone else nicked your car and crashed it and it happened to be next to you
>believe it or not idc im just sayin
i'm not trying to be a dickhead, just trying to wrap my head around this
i want it to be true but it's not really adding up

>>77730485
>it was mental
stop

>>77730499
>i want it to be true but it's not really adding up
-/pol/ on the holocaust

yanks and canadians are welcome

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Me rn

>>77730485
>>77730485
>2gb/s

the amount of anime I'd torrent

>>77730523
I'm guessing you think the holocaust actually happened?

>>77730491
that's micheal mcdonald

mom just left to get the wings
got cheese fries too
love that woman

>>77730540
Quite a lot of evidence lad

>>77730540
LEAVE IT BARRY

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Michael Collins, the astronaut who took this photo, is the only human, alive or dead that isn't in the frame of this picture, 1969

Even if you were born after this picture was taken, the materials you’re made from are still on the frame of this picture.

>>77730499
>>77730499
again ill say again i could have parked it there earlier on in the day. for driving offences you must be caught in the act with phycial evidence or a policeman sees you at the wheel with ignition on. if the ignition was off before they got to me then they couldnt prove i was driving.

>>77730484
but if you're the only legally allowed to drive your car then i'm assuming you reported it as stolen

>>77730560
WALK AWAY

>>77730018
>>77729862
God she's so fit

>>77730525
Thank you.
*wipes shoes off at the doormat and takes hat off*

>>77730560
There is literally none.

>>77730525
Fuck off mong

>>77730604
well that's me convinced

>>77730475
>>77730408
>>77730429
Indians and other Second/Third worlders picture Americans like we are portrayed in all their movies. To the average Indian coolie shikh and his village, we are demi-gods, and it's a big honor for us to participate in Hindu worship at his family's shrine. Our arrival is a day of feasting and parties, and dancing in the streets long into the morning. Daughters as brides are offered from all the village grey heads, and a great amount of gold, silver, rupees, and jewels beyond your wildest dreams. It's the same way with Africa and most of Asia. Heard of camles and livestocks are paraded in front of us as we enter the village, and we see the little black kids dancing and smiling alongside the caravan. Women are waving and cheering us on as we march in

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>I HATE ANIME! Which website should I visit?

>Facebook?

Nope

>Reddit?

Nope

>Twitter?

Nope

>Literally every other site on the web?

Nope

>The site made SPECIFICALLY TO DISCUSS ANIME?

Perfect.

>>77730599
>doesn't take shoes off
I take it back. No yanks allowed.

>>77730586
could have parked it there earlier on myself, and also i have 2 named drivers that can drive my car.

>>77729933
Germany because they hold their culture more dear than any country in Europe.

To prove this point, in the face of an anti-german-german-government the countries most popular book in 2nd place was the memoirs of an anti-semetic historian.

>>77730581
>parked it there earlier on in the day
but you said you'd crashed, i bet it wasn't in a position that someone would park in so it wouldn't happen

sorry but either this was the most incompetent police officers who couldn't be arsed to charge you or you're lying, simple as

>>77730048
Then you dont know the power of BJJ.

>torrenting anime
>not just streaming
why

>>77730296
only started using these as a wagey

>>77730626
wtf Im American now

>>77730574
Could be humans in outer space

Checkmate reddit

>>77730650
>Germany because they hold their culture more dear than any country in Europe.
don't want on earth you mean by this but doubt you believe it yourself

>>77730574
>earth is supposedly bigger than moon
>earth is the same size as the moon in the sky when viewed from the moon
hmmm
listening to the NASA drones explain this one will be fun...

Don't even see the need to do anything with a qt gf, just like the feeling of having one in my trunk

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>>77730595

>>77730678
why not

>>77730666
i didnt tell the police i crashed im just telling you. lol keep thinking im lying it changes nothing.

white rich with suicidal tendancies he was pretty sympathetic to me but at the same time no solid evidence to prove i was at the wheel simple as.

>>77730678
*internet goes down*

aha whoops xx

>>77730725
>*internet goes down*
Literally never happens here.

>>77730068
You shoulda charmed her

Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up to Me

>>77730725
>*internet goes down*
lol

>>77730678
so you can take 1080p non-watermarked screenshots and use them later as reaction images
i'm not even joking

>>77730725
>*internet goes down*
ah yes, australia

never shagged two different prossies in the same night before
tonight could be the first lads
what's your thoughts lads? i've already shagged a prossie 3 hours ago but might go shag another one

i'll let the general consensus of the replies to this post decide what i do

pro tip

dressing nicely, a middle class accent and kindness gets you out of a lot of situations easily

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=526_1501328482

not gore

>>77730707

Don't need to be an expert to notice that the earth eclipses the entire moon every year but the moon can only eclipse a tiny slither of the earth. This was known in 1000 BC.

>>77730753
*monopolizes your internet industry, charging outrageous prices for shitty service, while lobbying to government to prevent them doing anything about it*

hahah whoops xx

>>77730774
dont trust you one bit lad

>>77730769
if you want to do it then do it

>>77730513
kys yourself

>>77730777
Yeah, but at least the only time my internet goes down is when there's a thunderstorm and when I live in a desert, that's pretty much once every 5-7 years.

>>77730769

save it for another day

>>77730774
liveleak mong loves his liveleak

here's my impression of an Australian opening a 500kb image

...


...


...

noice image m8

>>77730772
>dressing nicely
struggle with this
>a middle class accent
can do a good impression but my working class will definitely show if i keep it up
>kindness
i hate everyone

i'm fucked ain't i?

>>77730825
good post

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>>77730777

quite sure theyre plotting behind my back to put me down

>>77730774
>BOMBACLART

>>77730794
not sure what i want from life in general
can't make my own decisions, need /brit/ to act like a father figure to me and tell me what to
>>77730819
noted

Just realised I haven't paid any attention to the film I'm watching for about half an hour
shan't be rewinding

There was a time in French history when Americans were worth the same as 10 Frenchmen

>>77730525
>Yanks

Don't wish to be in a thread with that lot

*leaves for /mammi/*

>>77730825
liked this one

>>77730777
The yank can't argue with those digits

>>77730858
hahahaaa i knew some lad would appreciate it here.

i thought it was fucking gold

i laughed when i watched 3 men 1 hammer
i laughed at the blanket party scene from full metal jacket
i laughed at grenfell
i laughed at charlie gard

>>77730884
honestly mate, this post is just horrific

>>77730774
funniest video Ive watched this year

>>77730884
All the Americans? Worth just 10 Frenchies? Bit steep.

>>77730897
grenfell was actually funny though

despise yank humour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mmlmxamw_k

despise yanks

Ur a joker, I'm the joker
Should I listen to the angel or the devil on my shoulder

>>77730897
>i laughed at the blanket party scene from full metal jacket
haven't seen this film and don't know what this but from the context of the other 3 things I feel compelled to watch it

>>77730574
deepest thing I've read on /brit/ in several days.

>>77730927
pure sophistry

>>77730897
And yet you can't laugh at yourself.

>*takes hat off*

Nah, balding, pham

this month really has had some appalling weather

hate yanks
love anime
simple as

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>LE AUSTRALIAN INTERNET IS SO SLOW XDDDDD

post your speedtest if you're such a big man

>>77730941
they just put blocks of soap in a sock and beat a fat guy
the screeches the fat guy makes are a bit unbearable to me

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*builds the wall myself in 3 hours*

>>77730941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsUmP1PGBGE

>>77730969
how is that even real

>>77730998
Totally justified

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having compulsions to do bad posts

>>77730992
the wall was just a prank

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>>77730969
Mobile

>>77730640
>the current year
>2003+14
pls

>>77730909
I can't stop watching it and listening to the MC.

>BUUUUUMBLACTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT WER DA BLUDCLAT BIY WHO LITE QUEENIE OH GWAD HAB MERCY I FUCK I O

>>77731038
fake news

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>>77730969
You're such a troll.

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>>77730969

>>77731078
The google test is trash and gives low results

need a shit

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>>77730969

>>77731038
are you planning on living in Ethiopia full time or are you going back to the US?
personally If I was you then I'd rather live like a king in Ethiopia

not a huge fan of bbc news. they are racist and biased

HUGE fan of BBCs though lads

>>77730774
Haha

>>77730574
What about people on the other side of the earth

Business idea: harness the UK political class' penchant for censorship to ban anime

>>77730984
IT'S JUST A BAD DREAM, FAT BOY

the BBC is unironically more biased than pol

>>77731100
fuck off yank
the whole le big black BBC meme is always posted by yanks because they're obsessed with black willy

>>77731099
Answered before. Rather not blogpost or drunk selfiepost anymore. No h8

>>77731107
howling at runtlets that have to turn their head to read that

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>>77731088
Eh

JENNIFER

ALISON

PHILLIPA

SUE

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going to sleep now

good night

>>77731137
t. little white boi

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>the BBC is unironically more biased than pol

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hyperoptic do a 1Gb internet thing, you have to get enough people in the area to sign up/become interested and get them to come and cable your building though

im friendzoned by a girl but i just keep trooping on lads
>give me a wew

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>>77730998
poor lad

>>77731121
imagine really believing this

>>77731104
>other side

Pineal gland status: comatose

>>77731169
ADHD inducing

>>77731181
do you ever think about all the dick your target is getting or do you block it out

>>77731181
wew lad

is BBC news actually good or no

i need a good news website i can use to learn things about the world that isn't 4gag or 9chan

Been friendzoned but I haven't actually tried to pursue a relationship with her

It's just a good friend I'm secretly in love with

>>77731169
if I wanted to communicate and co-operate with locals I wouldn't need Internet would I?

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>>77731038
meh

>>77731181
literally no such thing
you just got rejected

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbIAOTTpFdA
UUUHHHHHHH.....???

>>77731217
Yes they are a bit left biased but they are generally professional and try to be neutral

Its just really solid and good compared to other news sources especially yank trash

>>77731217

it's a cultural marxist anti-white propaganda machine

>>77731208
she has a bf and she did before i even befriended her but weirdly we do a lot of drugs together just 1on1 and like its better than sex

>>77731138
>Answered before
but I wasn't here :(
> Rather not blogpost or drunk selfiepost anymore
I can understand why not but don't see why you're stopping when you were comfortable with it before?
considering a LOT of the posters in /brit/ are ridiculously racist, you're still quite respected and liked e
please mate i'm curious

>>77731217
this >>77731248 desu
they are naturally slightly biased towards the status quo basically

>>77731217
nah, they're basically communist
go to Sargon, breitbart, rebel media and infowars if you want factual reporting and real journalism

>>77731262
peak sadcase

>>77731241
yeah lad, that's what friendzoning means

>>77731262
good job on getting attached to someone already in a relationship lad
I've been there and its not very fun

>>77731248
or
>>77731260

WHO'S RIGHT

i mean i'd love to only get my news only from the dailystormer and yourwardnews but i feel like im missing out on understanding much of the world from this

>>77731190
every BBC is one sentence stating the facts and then two paragraphs of someone's opinion of it telling you what to think about it. the literal definition of propaganda

>>77731181
trooping on?

>>77731314
now do /pol/

>>77731270
>you're well liked

Rasheed

>>77731314
every BBC article*

>Mad Max Fury Road is ranked 4th all time best films ever on RT
ha what?

>>77731308
theres a lot of 'look at this transgender muslim kid' but if you're trying to get the a general view of whats happening in the world then its alright

>>77731301
yeah i guess but i do like her as a friend as we are very close and ive fucked someone else in the meantime so im not blinded but still i like drugs a lot and to do it with a girl is something different

BBC news is left biased but generally good & neutral

BBC magazine is utter leftist trash that wants to get rid of anyone white

*smiles at you*

>>77731326
means he persists

the whole place is pickled

the people are pickled for sure

>>77731330
a bunch of shitposts nobody takes seriously

>>77731349
genuinely great film, you angry because it features women who aren't little princesses?

>>77731349
absolute fucking dogshit film

>>77731330

/pol/ tells you the truth that the media tries to hide, because if enough people knew the real truth the system would be overthrown within a day

>>77731338
you are though
considering you're a literal african you get a good reception in /brit/ mate, although i don't like how self-hating you are
no one seriously bullys here you just get banter about your hairline

>>77731358
well done stopping those plane bombers lad

>>77731372
/pol/ takes itself very seriously
they believe they meaningfully influenced the election

>>77731355
He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation.

*does the virgin post*

>>77729762
>>77729762
>>77729762
old new

>>77731353
tru senpai i guess it's kinda like the CBC

I just ignore the stories about refugees, DRUMPF or transgenders because it's obvious what the flow will be and just listen to everything else and it's pretty decent then

>>77731448
>>77731448
>>77731448
>>77731448
>>77731448

>>77730326
goes to show how arbitrary monarchy is really.

same goes with the monarchies of greece, sweden and belgium

they just invited random blokse to come in and rule them.

>>77731462
bruv....

>>77731405
Going to grad school in the states in the fall

does anybody need assistance in finding the new thread?

>>77730998
didn't even look painful

>>77731535
but you're just going there for school right? would you say ethiopia is your home country for the foreseeable future?