/brit/

Yorkshire

everyone report this cunt's thread. maybe we can get him banned for spamming early news all the time

File: 1501359418643.png (577KB, 720x615px) Image search: [Google]

577KB, 720x615px

anime

File: 1495438916275.gif (900KB, 540x304px) Image search: [Google]

900KB, 540x304px

anime

I genuinely believe exercise can fix just about everthing

apart from the obvious, obviously

you should exercise more :)

File: 1461193954810.jpg (1MB, 1500x1375px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1500x1375px

anime

File: su034.png (910KB, 600x799px) Image search: [Google]

910KB, 600x799px

sue

>>77728093
>apart from the obvious, obviously
height?
willy size?
eyesight?

JOSIE WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THIS!?!?!

Might stay here to wank

File: 1501349642186.jpg (816KB, 1110x1500px) Image search: [Google]

816KB, 1110x1500px

cute anime girls

File: imag27890.jpg (446KB, 1536x2048px) Image search: [Google]

446KB, 1536x2048px

the first of many

>>77728002
shite movie

>>77728096
what the heck

>>77728047
not him but /fr/ is full of anime nonces and ultra rorkes
like the ones on /brit/ are very soft next to the ones on /fr/
suspect the rorkes are also the anime nonces

>>77728093
bucks

>2070
>Whites are a minority in every single white country
>Endless propaganda against them
>I am only a child and see this is a triumph against age old racism
>Love the idea of one global race and how I can speed this along
>My mother is assaulted and suffers a stroke from her injuries at the hands of non white men
>Of course, this is due to the system keeping them down
>My father loses his job due to affirmative action, Jamal from Sudan is as vital as my native father of a dozen generations
>Life is hard but we can finally see what it is like for the non-privileged such as Jamal or those non whites that attacked my mother who did so to survive the week
>Go through school and graduate
>Lose many places due to my privilege
>My sister has been married off to Al-Tamid and has already given birth to three beautiful mixed babies
>During my time of no work I begin to read into history
>Read up about all of those racist, homophobic, patriarchal governments and nations
>Start to read things that are different from what I was taught
>Come across something called an imageboard and its name is Politically Incorrect
>Digging through the archives leads me to many topics of something referred to as red-pilling
>At_last_I_truly_see.jpg
>Begin to weep at the lies I've been told, the evil that runs the world and this campaign against my race
>Seclude myself from friends and family for weeks as it is too much to bear
>After enough time and reading, my depression subsides and in its place a new energy
>Decide I must take action or my race will fall

>>77728002
> The town priest, Balian's half-brother, wishes to claim Balian's property. To achieve this, he reveals that he ordered Balian's wife beheaded before burial, which would prevent her from ascending to heaven, in an attempt to convince Balian to leave to the Holy Land.
how does that follow

josie = tim's daughter

a minute of silence for our M.I.A comrades:
the Sheikh
caralad
icelad(s)
poleboo
craven
Riley

missing, but not forgotten

File: nachovidalmanifiesto575x323.jpg (15KB, 575x323px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 575x323px

>>77728002
>A king may move a man, a father may claim a son, but that man can also move himself, and only then does that man truly begin his own game. Remember that howsoever you are played or by whom, your soul is in your keeping alone, even though those who presume to play you be kings or men of power. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to do thus," or that virtue was not convenient at the time. This will not suffice. Remember that.

File: 1501359597844.jpg (227KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

227KB, 1920x1080px

doing the anime wank

File: sweating man.jpg (17KB, 240x312px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 240x312px

>>77728137
God, get a look at that storage space

>>77728185
add carl of swindon to that list

unironically believe penicillin can cure anything

except for the obvious, obviously

>>77728185
sershlad is gone to

>>77728163
fund it

>>77728002
Overrated shit

>>77728127

yeah, literally that lel

>>77728185
the icelads still post infrequently and poleaboo is only "missing" because everyone has filtered his stupid trip

>>77728205
please just post some naked anime tits and vagina

>>77728137
Are you building a small server?

>>77728216
my dad is allergic to it

File: 1501363284108.jpg (2MB, 2380x6000px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2380x6000px

the so-called anime gf

>>77728239
are you bucks

si te pido un beso ven dámelo
yo sé que estás pensándolo
llevo tiempo intentándolo
mami, esto es dando y dándolo
sabes que tu corazón conmigo te hace bang-bang
sabes que esa beba está buscando de mi bang-bang

File: 1489798800697.jpg (51KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 600x600px

https://www.fiverr.com/psychicwayne/perform-love-spell-on-your-desire-person

https://www.fiverr.com/lighttruth/do-psychic-reading-on-your-love-life

>>77728157
we do a good job keeping anime nonces away, for the average popular general on 4chan we have very little anime noncing going around.

one of the few good things about this shitheap

File: roisin conaty.jpg (99KB, 1536x921px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 1536x921px

i dont kno words n that

>>77728263
she isn't your gf
she isn't real

>>77728238
>>77728138
Calcification detected

>>77728185
>icelad(s)
posted last night
>poleboo
posted yesterda

>>77728096
euros arent too pleased with breggzit I see

File: qlZq4Ak.jpg (961KB, 1914x3105px) Image search: [Google]

961KB, 1914x3105px

who here /tay tay/

>>77728265

na, sorry mate

brits, are your teeth crooked just like the stereotype?

/brit/ is a normie general?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE

>>77728285
she's real in my mind

>>77728185
don't forget maisiebro

>>77728300
very good

>>77728157
tbħ it's the same with /deutsch/. they're also incredibly thick and the "humour" (if you can call it that) is much less subtle than on /brit/.

I'm pretty sure if any of you, even the more normal ones, saw my life you'd think I was a total Chad

I am however cursed with virginity due to small benis

>>77728287
>peasant blacksmith moves to new kingdom and instantly becomes the centre of all thats happening
crap

love anime
hate bougnoules
simple as

>>77728185
caralad got a job and deleted his waifu folder

>>77728278
how do the comedians on the BBC end up on the BBC?

>>77728185
the Sheikh is a P.O.W

are australians closer to brits or yanks?

>>77728270
>white """""women"""""

>>77728319

No, just a bit yellow cus I smoke

>>77728319
yes, and yellow

>>77728373
they're closer to animals desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RC2hrMFIMQ
VERY relaxed now, and my lewd anime immunity is restored

Genuinely reckon I'm gonna be pretty famous lads, I am a very unique young man

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTgAMx5K8nw

>>77728275
the only advantage about /fr/ is that once in a while a discussion about interesting subject (mostly books) will pop up and since its a slow general everyone has the time to make long, detailed post
here since its fast posts are more trivial and aim for humour. on /fr/ no one makes jokes and they're overall nerdy tryhards

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501302597970.webm
pay day soon

>>77728359
what a major gimp

>>77728185
>tfw no craven

>>77728157
>>77728342
what the fuck
if you think /brit/ is relatively apolitical and funny I seriously dread to think what's going on in your respective generals. I genuinely can't imagine.

Shame I don't speak foren so I can't go and see for myself.

File: 1501362706000.png (3MB, 2035x2079px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 2035x2079px

anime

>>77728319
not british but my teeth are crooked
the dentist said they'd be straight when fully grown but they're not

>someone assumes you're australian

you'll never know this feel :(

>>77728319
No we get free braces

>>77728402

Settle down Tim

>>77728409
we do make jokes, but they're political as well
le manupostage était basé

>>77728446
faggot

>>77728433
>/brit/
>not funny
paki

>>77728185
somebody post a picture of Riley, i need a good laugh

>>77728446
ahh I know mate, makes me really wanna chuck another dingo on the barbie

surely you know this feeling, the dingo chucking feeling
or do you get the pangs for the boomerangs? I understand that too

>>77728270
she has an asmr channel, whisperaudios asmr

>>77728185
also missing:
sir dumfries
winkee lel-mar aka brum
porridge
and fat cam

>>77728402
yodeling at this post

most foreign posters don't fit into /brit/ well at all

>>77728342
>/deutsch/ is bad at humour
Germans just being german

>>77728505
vocaroo please

>>77728499
all of those people are ultra-runts, fuck them

>>77728490

please no

a barbie ate my baby :(

>>77728300
i'm not but i support your efforts. keep at it!
>>77728511
agreed, you should go to a non-anglo general

business idea: serve hot drinks in mugs or glasses that don't have handles

>>77728511
we accept you anyway

>>77728002
KoH is vastly over rated mate, even the DC. Could have been great but the plot is fucking awful and disjointed, plus Bloom cannot carry such a film as he's utter shit and terribly miscast.

Looks and sounds good though

really wish JFs would stop posting here

A girl basically ruined a year of my life and I called her fat and now I feel bad

I don't know if that makes me a nice person or a cuck but either way I'm not best pleased

>>77728433
/brit/ is funny as hell mate and in 2016 it was rarely political all this political stuff became rampant a bit before your elections

>>77728402
Did they unlock your facebook yet

want to play a strategy game
thoughts?

>>77728435
nonce alert weewoo weewoo

>>77728319
yes but the dentist is giving them the full works, pulling them out, cutting me gums open and giving me a brace
in about 2 years time they'll be fine

>>77728511

look at the flag bro

all you have are gay stripes lmao

>>77728554
brit's really the only nice general on 4chan. people act mean and rude but it's really just banter. i feel like you guys are my only friends since i have none in real life

just finished a lewd anime. any recommendations?

>>77728591
don't

WITH ALL YOUR POWER

WITH ALL YOUR POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

WHAT WOULD YOU DO

>>77728511
>t. italy

>>77728607
FOY

>>77728607
haha yeah nice post and all but when I say "fuck off yank" I actually mean it yeah

>>77728550

you called her fat before or after she ruined your year ?

>>77728624
Suicide

>>77728606
SIC 'IM, JANNY

>>77728607
maybe its not you but some of the people you share a flag with act like utter cunts yeh

>>77728628
um... i think i will anyway :)

business idea: a combination of the hamburger and the hot dog

we could call it... hotburger?

>>77728652
>americans actually need instructions for chanting

remember when that australian hacked 4chan to try and dox FWG haha

*wipes a nonexistent tear away*
ahh that was a merry time

Feel like i dnd't do well enough in life so i want to have a son who is essentially a do over of me.

basically i'll steer him away from making the same mistakes i made (which i felt i had insufficient help with)

>>77728607
FOY

>>77728097
not a racist, talking about n*ggers not based black men: they have a million gubmint programz specifically for them, and every one of them to a head gets free college. da white man isn't keeping them down, they spend their free money on stupid shit and have no desire to be anything more than thugs

did the anime wank

>>77728687
ummm that's for paid protestors

so what time's everyone heading out?

>>77728648
A long time after, we fell out and I was the one who was clearly less bothered by it all but then I snapped once and basically bullied her

I shouldn't feel bad at all really but I know it's probably ruined her self esteem and I can't help but feel guilty for some reason

>>77728652

surprised it doesn't tell you when to clap, either

>>77728669
u got a very tasty looking dick
would suck for lulz, no homo

>>77728719
was it good?

>>77728640
>>77728642
>>77728674
>>77728713
haha you guys

>>77728724
*gently takes your drink and ushers you out the door*
over there, over there
*I point vaguely in the direction of facebook before slamming the door shut*
aha, another normie dealt with
*wipes my hands and rejoins the crowd*

>>77728725
She could just lose weight

>>77728652
>Detention centres - we say no. Solitary has got to go.
i agree with this

is bad romance the greatest pop song of all time?

there was a Maori exhibit at the Smithsonian and they did a little haka for the americans

and can you believe it, they actually clapped along ahahaha

>>77728704
Ah I remember fondly that morning posting was frozen and the mad bastard was posting all sorts of info

>>77728669
Had phimosis until my foreskin rolled back whilst sleeping one night and I woke up with a normal foreskin which never retightened

P cool desu

always sunny in redditdelphia

>>77728765
It is not.

is trainspotting /brit/ approved?

This is the most important poll on the history of /brit/, maybe ever.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13570398

>>77728760
Must be true it rhymes

>>77728725

ah, fair enough

it's not like she didn't know she was fat, anyway
fuck em

>>77728765
probably not

>>77728002
what does it mean if a bottle of 40% vol bottle doesnt get me drunk

>>77728800
yes

trains are always welcome

Got quite a lot of plans with people this summer which I have literally never had before and always wanted and now I can't be arsed to see anyone and just want to sit in my room all summer like every other year

>>77728096
I fucking hate Australians, whiney and insecure.

>>77728800
yes
encouraged even

love the ol' phimosis

got a bit myself

listening to music haha what am i like

>>77728800
love trains

>>77728833
is that a 700ml (or 70cl as you say on the continent) bottle

if so, seek help

regret shagging that prossie earlier lads but it was a laugh regardless
she was spanish? (possibly latin american but she seemed 'white' and was a spanish speaker)
she spoke really bad english and only understood basic things, she kept saying 'no comprehende'

ended up being funny as fuck because i will literally standing infront of her just spouting off in insults and absolutely ripping the shit out of her for being a dirty little prostitute

mate i was bullying her with absolutely everything i've got but she didn't understand a word of it, was fucking hilarious

Hey hey
Ho Ho
Education has got to go

>>77728800
it is /brit/core yes.

File: 1489755085803.jpg (116KB, 634x423px) Image search: [Google]

116KB, 634x423px

>you arrive in pooprock

>>77728724
ahahaha i haven't been outside my house in over two weeks ahahaha the windows in my bedroom are blacked out ahahaha

are we even having the annual meetup this summer?

don't understand why so many foreigners post here

>>77728812
>being for solitary confinement
ACTUAL FASCIST

>>77728724
went out last night and was in bits today

Saw two 6ft blondes muttering away in a foreign language today in tesco, couldn't recognise it

assumed it was dutch since they were both tall and blonde. Occurred to me at that moment that I've never been to Dutch, never smoked the weeds they have growing there. Never sampled the canal women.

>>77728870
you can get herpes even using a condom and her having no sores

reckon obamacare is good conservative policy

>Uncut and phimotic 9 votes
dire, dire, dire

>>77728765
my mum reckons this is the best pop song of all time
don't like much 80s music but i have to love this one
i know a lot of /brit/ lads should like this one too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZVpR3Pk-r8

>>77728691
That was fucking jokes

Love banter, love the sesh, love footie, hate the Euro. Got it? Good.

File: tn_gb-northern-caf-class331-front-factory.jpg (598KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

598KB, 1024x768px

northerners are having their Pacers replaced

>>77728913
wrong

>>77728869
no it's a small 50cl bottle, had a 70cl J&B scotch yesterday and it got me fucked up i climbed a mountain and jacked off to the view

>>77728934
I "got it", you're just an ignorant cunt. Got it? Good.

>>77728943
OwO what's this

what an absolutely fanstically diverse thread

love it! :)

this is what makes Britain strong

how old were you when you gave up on being a success in life

>>77728913
fairly sure this is incorrect but i LITERALLLY ate her fanny with no protection whatsoever so i probably already caught any diseases she had

How many foreign countries have you been to lads

>>77728958
CAF Civity

some ghastly european train

cannot stand yank humour

>>77728975
20, first time I used an escort

>>77728947
Herpes symptoms can occur in both male and female genital areas that are covered by a latex condom. However, outbreaks can also occur in areas that are not covered by a condom so condoms may not fully protect you from getting herpes.
https://www.cdc.gov/std/herpes/stdfact-herpes.htm

think about it for a minute

File: 20170729_144302.jpg (2MB, 2560x1440px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2560x1440px

Drinking at the park lads

>>77728982
>eating out a prozzie
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>77728952
hmm if you're not drunk off 50cl of 40% spirits then there's something going on my lad. I've been drinking myself to sleep for 4 years now and I'd stil get drunk off that much.

>>77728983
Greece
Spain
Cyprus

>>77728983
just cornwall

just got the yankee candle going

>>77728983
France
Spain
Germany
Belgium
Greece
Albania
Yankland

>>77728983
3 la

>>77728992
>20, first time I used an escort
How was it lad?
How many times have you done it since then?

Lost my virginity to a prostitite in Amsterdam when I was 16

Life's been on the downward slope since haha

>>77728982

literally gagged

>>77728983
1

File: neorth england.jpg (392KB, 1600x791px) Image search: [Google]

392KB, 1600x791px

>>77728943
you arrive in neo-north england

Reminder that herpes is nature's way of saying stay away from the women, and let the alpha males do all the work

>>77728975
depends what you mean by success
for me im not in a bad situation now but its because i dont set the bar high

OFFICIAL AUTISTIC SPECIAL INTEREST POWER RANKINGS
1. planes
2. ships
3. spacecraft
4. tanks
POWER GAP
9000. cars
9001. bicycles
9002. trains

>>77728972
*kicks your barbie over and your prawns go fucking flying*

>>77729032
FOY

>>77728983
Loads mate, over 20

>>77728983
10ish

File: 1493574884051.jpg (7KB, 267x323px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 267x323px

>>77729021
hmm i dont know my lad, im only 19 and only just recently got into drinking maybe that has something to do with it?

>eating out a prostitute
howling

>eating out an escort

A man can't sink any lower

>>77728982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEFnH0Fu-e4

>>77729015
>what the fuck is wrong with you
good question mate but the reality is that i'm 100% undoubtedly mentall ill and probably sufffering from some sort of mental condition
do NOT want to get diagnosed I just go around on my own doing some fucking mental edgy stuff

File: 1493679924948.jpg (173KB, 980x640px) Image search: [Google]

173KB, 980x640px

>>77729026

>>77729089
no

>>77729095
>>77729093
epic

No pyro no party

WHY DO SO MANY OF YOU RUNTS HAVE PHIMOSIS

>>77729043
>How was it lad?
Really great. Had trouble finding her because I got the wrong flat number, but once there it was nice. Left with the biggest smile on my face and the really horrid depressed feeling that made me call earlier that morning was gone.

>How many times have you done it since then?
Only a handful, I only use them when I am so miserable I fell like I physically can't leave the house to go to work and suicide seems like a reasonable alternative.

>>77728983
0

citizen of the world

>>77728983

it's a fucking 3 and a half hour flight to the east coast of australia

im in the middle of nowhere, lads

>>77729067
>ships
>autistic
>that flag
You ain't British

What's the difference between an escort and a prostitute?

>>77728983
France
Britain
Spain
Spanish islands
Italy

>>77729048
How did you find it?

When I shagged one it was the most awkward and weird experience of my life

need to lick a fanny

>>77729148
you fucking paddy fuck

7. You don’t need to wait for the barriers to close before you touch the Oyster pad. If the person in front of you touches in OK with a ‘beep’ you can touch in behind them and keep walking.

>>77729089
you either drank watered-down stuff or you are drunk and don't realise it

>>77729113
lmao even the grass is brown in cornwall

>>77729147
There isn't one

>>77728982
you're going to have genital herpes no your face

grats

>>77729128
It's what more common than you think.
It's completely natural

>>77729148
Britain isn't a foreign country mate

>>77729141
just fly the eagles hehe

>tfw been with two escorts
>went down on both of them

>>77729058
sauce?

>>77729166
>2017
>still using Oyster

You know they put price capping onto contactless bank cards right?

>>77729169
i drank "Label 5" 40% vol, with coca cola ofcourse because it burns my throat if i driink it raw

>>77729147

the only difference being you would probably feed an escort lol

>>77728983
Israel
Lebanon
Jordan
Kuwait
Dubai
Germany
Sweden
Sudan
Egypt
Turkey

>>77729166
don't care will still be doing it

>>77729213
He asked for a number, not a list.

Fucking millionaire show-off

on a first name basis with the local prozzie

>>77728983
literally completed the whole of western europe (inculding all of the 'central europe' countries like austia, hungary, czech, slovakia
only ever left europe once to go to florida (that was a runt family holiday when i was 13, literally all we did was go to the different theme parks in florda, didn't get to experience much of the real america)

i hope to have ticked off every single country in europe by 2020 but at the same time i should probably get out of the continent more

>>77728833
Vodka doesn't get me drunk and nobody believes me

Its fucking expensive and pointless

>>77728983

27 or 28

>>77729213
And Syria

>>77729067
you forgot anime

>>77729205
i think you are drunk, have a good night

>>77728983
10

>>77729213
Dubai isn't a country

>>77729089
50cl of vodka is enough to make me black out
are you 7 feet tall and morbidly obese or something?

>>77729128
can pull back but it's a bit tight and i dont like touching the head without the ol 'reskin

>>77729246
woah yeah dude you're immune to ethanol but only when it specificlally enters your body under the guise of "vodka" eweeeewww epic XDDDDDD

no wonder nobody fucking believes you you stupid cunt

File: 1500079747146.jpg (62KB, 800x729px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 800x729px

>only ever left europe once to go to florida

>>77729151
Pretty awkward, she clearly wasn't in to it (can you blame her) but I didn't care, funniest part was when she gave me a blowie she put a ring of tissue around my cock and bollocks, I presume to prevent the possibility of either of us catching something

Looked at myself in the mirror and just laughter at the bizarre situation, I think in that moment I knew my life was edging ever closer to the gutter

>>77729141

Go to Fiji

Score 1: full retraction of foreskin, tight behind the glans.
Score 2: partial exposure of glans, prepuce (not congenital adhesions) limiting factor.
Score 3: partial retraction, meatus just visible.
Score 4: slight retraction, but some distance between tip and glans, i.e. neither meatus nor glans can be exposed.
Score 5: absolutely no retraction of the foreskin.

>>77729205
>drink 50cl of label
>dont feel drunk in the slightest
wtf lad

>>77729266
'sheed

>>77729185
its not natural its an illness, fucking gross and runtish

>>77729189

A haast eagle would work kek

File: 1476339716892.jpg (21KB, 273x270px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 273x270px

>>77729141
lul

>>77728607
FOY

File: I_%RD$PTKP5@23P4H1XAN)J.jpg (29KB, 400x386px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 400x386px

hate being a wagey lads.

im one of those lads who worked hard at university in a non-meme subject and managed to get a career related to my degree which pays decently, has good career prospects and all the rest of it.

and you know what? i simply hate working. it could be diggng ditches it could sitting in a call centre or it could be managing 'interesting and relevant' projects and coordinating different la di da whatever. i just hate working. its a waste of time spending 8 hours a day doing something you don't really want to do. its a waste of time having to do this 5 days a week. its a waste of time haing to do this for the next 50 years.

and ultimately you only have so much time on this shithole and they're forcing me to revolve it around doing things i don't actually want to do.

i wish they'd hurry up and just automate the entire economy so i can live in a neet-cell reading books and lifting weights and VRing trips to other countries, till i die.

>>77729151

Why?
I'm tearing my hair out trying to work up the courage to see an escort. I'm 29 and haven't even kissed a girl.

lad here that shagged the prossie earlier and it's usually me that talks about shagging prossies too (not all of the time, there's a few other prossie shagging posters but i think i'm the most predominant)

realistically losing your virginity to a prossie does not COUNT. honestly prossies are just vile fucking cretins but i still can't help myself

>>77729272
i'm 183cm, and 60kg a skelly depressed fuck pls i want to kill myself this is the reason i started drinking because my father bullied me and said look at men your age they're all built while you look like you're sick, i tried lifting and eating good but nothing helped so i said fuck it and started

File: 1501364760272.jpg (80KB, 1334x750px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 1334x750px

love the ol' 'rb

>>77729278
have a naturally high tolerance to everything lad

>>77729278
Great post

off to the cinema to see dunkirk

>>77729141
fuck that's isolation

NEED to go to Australia and NZ to see what it feels like to be surrounded by empty nothingness (and gooks) for thousands and thousands of miles one day before swiftly returning home pronto

>>77729272
50cl of vodka should not make you black out m8

>>77729337
wew lad
get off the liquor mate

>tfw can have half almost litre of vodka and feel nothing

Why does this upset autists so much?

>>77729304
young people sometimes don't know they're drunk because being drunk makes you less self-aware

>>77729337

if you weigh 60kg you cannot drink 50cl of vodka without feeling it

simply impossible

>>77729291
haha it's mad enit
i did have a brilliant time but looking back on it now it just doesn't feel like i got to experience the real america enough

she read my whatsapp message literally an hour ago and hasn't replied haha

>>77729296
Mate you've just described my experience to a T

The Thai massages are better, you get the massage which is always nice and then if you paid 100 euros you shagged them, they actually made some effort and you were relaxed from the massage

Not absolute 10/10s like the RLD though

>>77729297

three hours to fiji
four to samoa

lel 10 to hong kong
and some 24 hours direct to london

>>77728652

DOOPIN MENTAL

>>77729329
think you need to look for a more fulfilling job

>>77729337
parisians are supposed to be thin

>>77729334
What do you need courage for? There are escorts that 'cater' to virgins. Mate their job is literally just to have sex all you are to them is a faceless customer,
Just do it.

A black woman gave me her number and I don't know what I'm going to do.

File: 1.jpg (265KB, 800x960px) Image search: [Google]

265KB, 800x960px

Harun al-Rashid was the fifth Abbasid Caliph.

In 802 Harun sent Charlemagne a present consisting of silks, brass candelabra, perfume, balsam, ivory chessmen, a colossal tent with many-colored curtains, an elephant named Abul-Abbas.

In the year 810, Charlemagne left his palace and mounted a campaign intending to engage with King Godofrid of Denmark.

Abul-Abbas was with Charlemagne when it died. Some modern commentators venture that the beast had been brought to serve as a war elephant.

>>77729368
>by empty nothingness (and gooks)

GOOD kek

File: Screenshot_20170730-005351.png (511KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

511KB, 1080x1920px

That's my afternoon sorted :)

How good is it?

File: kek and lel.jpg (30KB, 506x513px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 506x513px

>>77729299
>meatus

>>77729337
ah yes, drinking to escape your problems, there's no possible way this will have repercussions!

>>77729377
maybe i just have a really lower tolerance, but i tend to drink very quickly

File: images.png (2KB, 97x96px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 97x96px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNd5cZ9lbM0

Fuck it let's drown the fucking sorrow, listen to this with me and get that bottle of scotch and drink the fucking bottle you fuking lads

>>77729439

Don't mind if I do.

>>77729433
im the parisian and im a bit thinner for the same height
dont have drinking problems would rather snort shit

>>77729479
no

>>77729456
is it only for the rich

>>77729430
doubt it. its not that my job isn't fulfilling

its that im obligated to be present at place of employment for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, 46 weeks a year for the next 47 years, where i am obligated to look busy and not enjoy myself.

>>77729445
was she attractive

>>77729444

I am majorly aspie. Not the meme kind. I bristle at any physical contact and I vomit from fear. if I go to an escort there is a decent chance i will cry and vomit all over her

>>77729400
You'd have to travel back 100 years to experience real Americana desu

>>77728066
>>77728133
>>77728233
>>77728266
>>77728300
>>77728366
>>77728388
>>77728499
>>77728511
>>77728600
>>77728799
>>77728800
>>77728833
>>77728855
>>77728888
>>77728911
>>77729022
>>77729033
>>77729166
>>77729188
>>77729266
>>77729299
>>77729377
>>77729400
>>77729433
>>77729444
>>77729466
NICE

>>77729456
Why is it in English?

Spain is in the wrong timezone

They should be in GMT with us, not +1

just look at a map

what are they doing

arguably france should be in +0 too

>>77729334
In Amsterdam it was, it's basically just there so tourists can say they shagged a prossie

I imagine it would be more like real sex here

>fulfilling job

fucking SCREECHING

>>77729487
183 58 here (with a bunch of stupid minor deformities too) do we have a snap

>>77729518
that is a lot of doubles

>>77729412
this is the main reason why i woudn't move to aus/nz
honestly this country is fucked and i need to get out of here but being so far away from everything just seems scary

i mean it is very cool to be able to book cheap and quick flights into europe whenever i want and there's always somewhere near to go

australia and NZ almost feels like a cage, even though you guys are well known as prolific travellers

gays

>>77729494
Costs 3 bucks during prime time. Less on weekends so nah

>>77729526
Why wouldn't it be?

>>77729554
you must be underaged b& cuz i've never seen someone as skinny as me at my age

eggs

new thread when

>>77729540
theyre forever angry at us and don't want to share a timezone

>>77729479
you'll give up eventually. i used to drink vodka alone a lot too, but then i started getting really bad stomach pains and kept waking up choking on stomach acid. unpleasant stuff.

heres an alcoholism choon for you anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4AElTAFjD0

>>77729555
They don't call them the double timing British islands for nothing

File: 1479978406919.jpg (143KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 640x480px

>>77729511

Heard Fritz sank New Zealand during the war with a torpedo

>>77729554
i border between 57 and 58 so yes
have a normal body though, dont notice anything weird except some beauty spots on my arms and chest
im 23 though hahaha

>>77729609

>>77729591
>Anonymous 07/29/17(Sat)23:58:37 No.77729591▶
thank you lad the faggot chanting ruined the instrumental but its good, thanks lad

>>77729618
HE FORGOT THE SUBJECT

AHAHHAAH FUCKING PADDY POTATO-FUCKING TWAT
HHHAHAHA


FUCKING STATE OF THIS ONE

>>77729611

only ever really been bombed by the fucking french 2bh :)

>>77729618
>no subject
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77729582
I'm 19, just have a runtish frame, 27" waist

>>77729613
I think being that skeletal really lends itself to stupid shit like sloped shoulders, scoliosis, bad eyesight, phimosis, the works
Probably just projecting though

>>77729618
whos this joker
HAHAHA

>>77729337
your dad's an asshole
so is mine

>>77729618
OH MY DAYS

>>77729618
ahahahaha fucking idiot potato hahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcqHCwjd1iM
are you imagining it yet mr krabs

>>77729067
you forgot trucks

alright very funny now someone else make a new one before I fucking SACRIFICE A FOREIGNER
*grabs the kiwi*
him first.... your move

>>77729756
>>77729756
>>77729756
neu