You wake up in 1500's Europa
>>77725407
Invade Poland
>>77725459
You're our subject, you fucking vatnik moron.
>>77725407
That's a really nice map OP. Where did you get it?
I kill all white people.
>>77725532
R*ddit
>>77725407
>that ""Germany""
kek
Like everyone from here , I go to Italy to kill frenchies
Destroy the H*psburgs
>>77725407
Save Italia from French opression
>>77725407
R E M O V E
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I'M TURKMEN
KURDISH SUBHUMAN
Oppress the irish
Gladly become a subject of the Ottoman Empire
>>77727019
>Be Mameluk Empire
>Be cucked by the Ottomans in literally 1 year
>>77727527
We were meant to be under the Ottomans
Mameluk were incompetent
>>77725407
>wake up in germany
>freak out bc germs gonna get DPed by prussians and austrians
>move to southern france
>start trading empire
>>77727791
are you a cute girl?
doesn't matter, i want sum fuk
>>77725532
Polebro, how did you empire get ruined? It was so big.
>>77728231
>DPed by Prussians
>1500
American education
>>77728994
hes a guy.
>>77725407
Disgusting desu, there is no mighty Alania in it anymore.
start killing wh*te people.
>>77726054
this plus fuckload more
>>77725407
VIVA LA REINA!
>>77725407
Invade Scotland.
Either brings new technology and science or get lynched/turned into a slave for being pajeet
>>77729042
R*ssians and G*rmans.
Also hohol chimpouts.
kill as many dirty sw*des as i can
>>77725407
Live a happy life wirh my Habsburgs friends and tell them to stay away from Spain.
we netherlands nao
>>77728994
Gay desu
well seems like im in austro-hungary
>>77730010
>tfw found the Habsburg
>>77729131
i will live hundreds of years amigo
>>77730072
Don't worry m8, there's no need for you to eat bland food just cuz the Ottomans won't sell you any pepper.
If you got the coin, I got this exquisite merchandise you can browse at will, I got them spices and this fine marroquinarie, you want drugs? Aith got it right here, let's have some tea, here's a golden spoon, go ahead pore in as many sugar as you like.
>>77726107
THIS
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>>77725407
free catalonia
>>77725407
Also I would make sure the Saudis would never exist