ITT things you don't understand about America

Poor/working class republicans.

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suburbs

>>77719485
t. poor, life-long democrat

>>77719567
I'm not poor. I'm pretty much middle class.

>>77719711
Either way, relying on a political party to raise you out of poverty is degenerate as fuck.

christianity

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>>77719485
>>77719567
>falling for the 2 party meme
yes good goyim, the other party is the evil one they're both definitely not controlled by the rothschilds and (((gods chosen people)))

>>77719540
but this is Canada

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leftists

>>77719757
In no way did I imply reliance. Also, /pol/ buzzwords should stay on /pol/.

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>Black lives matter uprising
>SJW uprising
>Feminists uprising
>Swiping plastic cards
>tipping
>clapping
>wearing shoes indoors
>microwaving water
>eating peanut paste with jelly
>having enormous grills
>buying apple products
>drinking at starbucks
>having drivethrough in literally everything
>unironically buying modern nintendo products
>having main entrances in living rooms
>pledging to the flag
>drinking exclusively from red cups
>having no public transportation
>chatting with strangers
>drinking fizzy pop instead of water
>having grape flavoured fizzy pop, I mean come on
>eating hershey's
>unironically eating oreos
>living in dorms in univercity
>not drinking alcohol until 21
>not being allowed to carry a bottle of boose
>being allowed to carry a gun instead
>not having kinder eggs

>>77720555
>>microwaving water
Americans don't really do this, r-right?

>>77720639
Some do. I mean it does heat the water really fast. I don't do this myself but why is it such an outrageous thing to you?

>>77720555
>>eating peanut paste with jelly
peanutbutter and jelly is god tier

>National anthem at every sporting event

So bizarre, I can understand for something like the finals but EVERY fucking game?

>wearing shoes indoors
>talking to strangers
>not being white


oh yes those are the most mysterious americanisms to me

>High school social dynamics

The whole thing seems so bizarre

>>77720764
I never liked or understood this myself tbqhwy.

>>77718340
I don't understand why colleges tolerate them, let alone endorse them.
>>77719485
>hatred for lying, crooked, promise-breaking, race-baiting democrats
>understanding that government will always screw them, so support the guy who at least claims to be in favor of smaller government
t. blue collar liberal who can't vote for democrats anymore
>>77720555
To answer most of these, we pretty much let people do what they want. The other ones are memes.
The Kinder egg thing baffles me too.

>>77721275
Why do you hate frats you autist?

>>77720949
In real life it's nothing like what you've seen in movies

>>77718340
Sorrorities .

https://youtu.be/KudwS5U9ouA

>>77721343
I don't hate them, but I don't think they should have a presence on campus or any official affiliation with universities. I'm also in favor of getting rid of college sports and most other extracurriculars.

i dont understand the fat thing the most. being fat is simply a really ugly and shameful thing, cant be common. its a natural thing people inherently wanna avoid, except for some island in papua.

If you want to make any money in business/finance in the US, you must have frat connections. How do you think those guys get those jobs, handing in a resume? LOL. Almost every single guy in wallstreet came from a frat, almost everyone working in finance in any top city in the US comes from a frat. Its all about who you know.

Oh yeah how could we forget: cutting off a part of baby's penis

>>77721797
Jews

>>77723317
It's even weirder than that.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg#Masturbation_prevention

Their obsession with whiteness.

>>77723536
Meme

>>77718340

>tfw rushed a fraternity sophomore year
>"We don't haze, bro"

>tfw spend the next three months doing hundreds of push-ups, crawling in my underwear across gravel roads, and diving into ice-cold water

>tfw currently 24 years old
>haven't seen my fraternity in years
>decide to check out a party they're hosting
>get horrendously drunk and wander over to the house next door
>talk to some 19-year old frat boy over a cigarette
>"You should rush next semester, bro"

>kek my way into outer space

>>77718340
Sueing each other for the most trivial shit

>>77723882
We really really like shekels.

>>77723882
>>77724004
Oh and we're extremely petty.

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>>77720555
>>having enormous grills
What the fuck is your god damn problem buddy?

>either you hate white people or you hate gays, no inbetween

>>77718340
All that sjw stuff about fags, genders and other shit.

>>77725461
This. We have some silly and/or retarded quirks here, but this can be defended easily and I don't know why anyone would ever complain in the first place.