ITT: You have 10 seconds to act as British as possible

*acts as British as possible*

*leaves EU*

>>77716614
I WILL DRINK FROM YER SKULL

acūdhu bi-llāhi min ash-shayṭāni r-rajīm

oi bruv yor breff smells a bit like me muff

my country tis of thee
sweet land of liberty
of thee i sing
land where my fathers die
land of the pilgrims pride
from every mountainside
let freedom ring

>>77716614
*doesn't brush teeth*

Tea and crumpets

i hate my country
i hate every other country even more
i hate my friends
i hate myself
i have zero optimism for the future
i wish the world was dead

>>77716614
sick of JFs taking over my green and pleasant land

*glasses you*

>>77716614
oi bruv did ya hear we 'ad an empire wonce??

>>77717147
twice actually

>>77717012
alri me

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>>77716614
>be British Dentist
>live on the street

all foreigners are subhuman

الله هو الله الوحيد

*becomes a doctor*
*still has to go to a food bank to survive*

>heading to work
>decide to take the tube
>get to escalator
>obvious American or Australian tourist standing on the left side preventing people from walking down that half
>decide its better to "que" up behind rather than politely asking them to move.

I saw this happen at least 5 times while I was there.

>>77719231
whoy, yes, I do queueueeue

>>77716614
Sikhs are bros :D

>>77719231

Was out today and laughing at all the tourists who saw blue skies in the morning and went out without an umbrella, soaked to the bone they were.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gz6mZYxS0A

>>77716717
YOU BETTER NOT BE A MANHUNTER

>>77719231
>que

It's queue mate

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YOU FOKKEN PAKI BASTEURD! I'LL SMASH YER HEAD IN!

Am i Yorkshire enough?

>>77720421
porque?

>>77720485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HysredBu78

not yet anon

do you fancy a cuppa, mate?

*tuts*

>go to pub
>watch rugby game
>shout "SAME OLD ENGLAND, ALLWAYS WINNING"
>"GO SCOTLAND"
>scotland isn't playing
Every game that includes England, I'm geuinly seething with anger


It's good fun though, might start reading the news lads

>>77716614
FUCKING KRAUTS!!!