/brit/

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would rather die than be a wagecuck

>>77712283
I want daughters like that but without the degenerate clothing

>>77712283
This video caused tons of Facebook mums to buy their daughters black dolls and film it, then they posted the videos all over Youtube and Facebook in order to show the world how tolerant their shitty kids were.

>>77712283
I am sick of hearing this word

mediocre edition

what are some good recent movies I should watch tonight?

>>77712352
emoji movie

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anime

>>77712283
don't mean to come across noncey but you can tell she'll grow up to be a beauty

good facial features, complexion, hair
a true testament to the white race

>>77712352
Movies are a waste of time, only yanks consider them a worthy form of entertainment because they don't require one to move or think

want to start wearing a t-shirt with a picture of myself on it just to see how people would react

>>77712337
nonce

>>77712338
Kill women

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anime

>>77712360
Continue

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post trucks

what a comfy winter night

it's 15 degrees which is REALLY warm for a melbourne winter night

business idea: purchase the canary islands as a british colony

*kisses your oneitis*

>>77712338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMkNgcgJbCg

fucking christ

>>77712375
I'd give you a solid zero to nothing reaction

great recommendations

>>77712375
Bet you saw that on Eurotrip

>>77712295
yeah, if your ambition is to get into prison instead of oxbridge

>>77712360
TIGHTS

OH
MY
GOD
THE
DAILY
MAIL

>>77712283
>dat eye roll and fake smile the mum told her to do

diamonds

>>77712334
and working would've been more worthwhile in 1975 too

>>77712389
it's July and it's the afternoon you mong

business idea: anime

what cocktail should I get horrendously drunk on tonight lads? Usually go for bloody marys but not sure I'm in the mood.

OMG THE DAILY MAYO

>>77712436
french 75

>>77712398
>what about how they look
>JUST FUCKING SAY IT
>SAY YOU LIKE THE DARK SKIN

>>77712436
Bombay, cranberry, grenadine

>>77712421
NONCE

>>77712436
love me some mojitos i do

thought only women and poofs drink cocktails

>>77712436
cerveza

>its going to be 25 degrees in sydney tomorrow in fucking july

howling. poms would go mental

Kids talking right outside my window. Reckon they're plotting something. I just want to sleep.

>>77712471
post fucking machines

>>77712471
nope, straight men do it as well

>>77712476
'e

>>77712471
post them

playing silent hill 3

wonder how konami managed to put a lightsaber in this game without getting sued into oblivion

>>77712474
it's supposed to be hot in july
fool

>>77712406
only one had graduated the university of life which made the difference in the end

>>77712471
>cucktails

STOP BULLYING TIM YOU VAPID COMMUNIST WANKERS

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the garden that i made
about 1.5 years of work so far

>>77712498
Fair use rules

>>77712474
25ºC is to be expected in july, it is the summer after all

>xD july is a summer month!

ahh yes, northerners

>>77712518
shittest thing i've ever seen

mental how there are still literal communists knocking about in 2017

Britain is on the verge of a race war

>>77712513
tim deserves to be bullied

>>77712518
so you got two, three potted plants, a wooden beaver standing on hind legs, and a bonsai tree? sadly would not win the RHS chelsea flower show any time soon

>>77712518
focus broken?

esports are genuinely the worst thing in the world

>>77712558
it really isn't

why do men have loveless sex?

>>77712543
literally Who: The Hemisphere

>>77712558
No it's fucking not, Rorke.

>>77712569
>worst

best*

ftfy

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This person posts in /brit/

>>77712558
race is a spook

just had a wank to literal gay rape porn on /gif/

>>77712436
If you like pina coladas

>>77712562
does not

>>77712588
t. Zhang

dropped out of the university of life

the race war has already begun and we're losing

>>77712553
Scotland is full of them 2bh it's no wonder the place is stuck in a time warp

>>77712589
did billy and mandy air in the UK

the race war has finished
whites have lost

>>77712613
post fucking machines

who here /libdem mandem/

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>>77712613
good post

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>>77712558
We need to mix the races to keep the peace, operation black gf

>>77712593
you're a spook

>>77712452
hmmm could potentially do this if I find some cheap prosecco

>>77712461
too much work to get them nice and do the fresh mint, etc, need something I can just whack together by pouring a couple of things in a glass because I intend to get smashed

>>77712532
perhaps in shittier hemispheres

>>77712619
Yes it was very popular

>>77712582
Reckon I would love sex 2bh... IF I COULD GET ANY

despacito

i mak poost

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ah yes.... scottish "people".... interesting..

detest this post >>77712653

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>>77712627

almost certain i'm going to die a virgin

>>77712644
Yes our lack of massive irradiated deserts and large bouncing rats is something we must lament every day

Somone please post more tights

>>77712673
the virgin post

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>>77712283
Good edition

>>77712671
sounds like you're confused and don't know much about politics rather than being a sensible middle grounder

>>77712673
be more optimistic

you might get raped someday

found the account of a 12 years old girl on twitter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__VkyJWH5ak

Absolute slammer of a summer choon

>>77712671
lefty dickhead

>>77712712
'once

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hyper lefto I have as a friend has gone on holiday

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>>77712688
here yo go sweatyh xx

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is this meme still funny

Think binge drinking has given me acne

>>77712704
I know quite a bit xx

*swears*

>>77712739
no

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>the libdems are left wing

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>>77712741
howling

want to lick a fanny right now

libdems are literally redcens, literally /ourparty/

>>77712784
why?

>>77712777
Why do you keep posting this image?

if you think the libdems are centrists, you're a lefty in denial

>>77712802
feel like it

>>77712806
they're left of centre

>>77712727
went to Germany last year and they had EU flags all over the place. In Frankfurt they even had massive ones draped out of the windows of a few buildings.

I'm pro-EU myself but I found that sort of flagwaving/nationalism for the EU to be a bit weird, I didn't like it. Not a german flag in sight of course.

>>77712741
i sent that email you twat
jokestealing bastard

Reckon minge drinking has given me herpe

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>>77712388
Blocks you path

>>77712803
none of your business x

GTAV has sold 85 million copies

wew

>>77712833
bender

Licked fanny once and it was basically just like the big flaps on a dogs mouth

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>>77712688

never seen the EU flag anywhere besides borders

jacque needs to go honestly, worse than the yanks

might go on a minge binge

might discuss it on rorke talk

listening to music

>>77712739
no, stop giving that narcissist cunt attention

>>77712838
bought it ages ago and got about 90% of the way through completing the storyline then just got bored and uninstalled it haha

deary me

>>77712838
>tfw i bought it three times

>>77712590
Yep. Its some leftypol teenager
one of the corbyn posters

literally underage

hate pakis
love anime

simple as

Still awaiting an actually good £150 purchase suggestion

>>77712853
exemplary post

>>77712890
150 750ml bottles of Evian from poundland, sell them off for £1.75 each. Rinse and repeat.

>>77712890
Prozzie

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the teeth boi

>>77712890
https://www.johnrigbyandco.com/shop/hoxleigh-london-safari-jacket/

how is totalbiscuit still alive and wasting his time on videogaming videos

whats his life expectancy?

>>77712873
HAIL CORPORATE

>>77712895
racist. black people can do this too

BORN
IN TO A PACK

>more than halfway through 2017
might kill myself soon, don't want to live in a world where kids born in 2000 are adults

>>77712895
hes a gardener IRL btw
cute too, in an autistic way

Just found out thailad's been using a VPN this whole time

Absolutely speechless

>need to record a video interview for the 'ship

keep putting it off. can't be fucked

How do I raise my future children to not be racist

>>77712918
>Let's get this out here right now. I'm a 23 year old law graduate with an IQ of 155. My political beliefs are liberal and leftist, I listen to Metal and I enjoy violent movies, books and videogames, and I've been a Christian since birth. Baptised, confirmed of my own free will, son of a priest (who are pretty notorious for rebelling against their father's religious beliefs just for the sake of it).

sounds too smart to die

LOCKED UP IN CHAINS

>>77712960
this is true though

nothing in my fridge
everythings expired

love being poor me

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Why are maid uniforms so cute?

>>77712954
he's genuinely been arrested hasn't he, not seen him in days

>>77712977
Isn't minimalistic living great?

>>77712973
most of those ascribed atrocities come from a specific kind of man

however she doesn't want to say which kind, it's more convenient to paint them all that way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4nkX21VCpE

CHOON

>>77713000
genuinely worried about this

>>77712973
>>77712960
True, but without men, women will be starving and living in grass huts

>>77712977
that's bad planning not being poor

stupid cunt

>>77712989
What do you call that haircut? It's gorgeous

Get disgusted looking at roast beef

>>77713010
men are more violent and likely to commit crime among all races

>>77713024
no need to kick a man whilst he's down alright? lay off

>>77712895
very impressed ngl

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spoke to one of my lecturers at graduation and got offered a place for MRes in Laser Physics
gonna do it

>>77713070
what does race have to do with it?

>>77713054
Fringe

>>77713000
Hes been gone for weeks

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>>77713069

>>77712977
cute haiku

>>77712960
link me to that please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP5KQrdiFrk

How about some classy tunes instead of this "banger" shit

Honestly hope Alan would get arrested

>>77713105
>disgusting

faggot. that looks delicious

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Tim is a fucking cunt
Hope some reddit mongs egg his house

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Post relevant to this edition.

I received this email from a Scottish girl I met on Interpals.

Is this true? Are British men WEAK? Also, what should I respond?

Her email is quite passionate. It made me quite horny just reading it.

I'm Kanye West ama

>>77713073
you want some too bruce?

suck your mum

@77713112
hat him

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Gf just left lads. Shagged her senseless and made her cum loads

>>77713100
he was here yesterday

Scene 3 & 4
The 1,000 LOAD FUCK

This scene began with a serious challenge from youngster IAN JAY. He aksed me if I'd help him make it a reality. He told me he wanted to give it a try.

A gallon of human semen. He wanted to try to take literally a gallon of sperm up his perfect little ass. "I want my guts filled. Completely and totally filled."

Who am I to say no to such ambition? That was nearly two years ago and I immediately had my entire company start collecting man-juice. Methodically, we milked hundreds of men. You'll see us doing it: the "harvest," I call it.

>>77713095
read the post I was replying to

>>77713108
don't know what that is

>>77713113
Yeah same

Would love to fight alan

wish aussies did more vocaroos

>>77713117
it really does not

>>77713113
Alan's hilarious though, ridiculously insecure so it's easy to bait him

>an old, poor midget gets pussy in a third world shithole and tries to convince us he's an international playboy

HWOLING

>>77713143
all i see is "specific kind of man"
why jump to race?

A world without women might be more violent and, but a world without men would be a fucking disaster.

>>77713142
reminds me of the time i did dmt with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds

>>77713128
she sounds like a mentally ill fetishist

i say go for it, seems like it would be easy for you to fuck her

>>77713164
dumb nigger

>>77713181
All fake news

yuzu for fuck sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>77713181
>no reuters

Ah yes the Israeli poster

Basically as much of a /pol/ stereotype as the Danish Jew but without any of the interesting transport/architecture/construction posts

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ANIME

>>77713070
That's because men are more capable. Also have the highest suicide rates, death at work rates, military deaths. Also vastly more likely to be the victim of violent crime, of which rape is included.

really wish i was born a woman

shagged marion seclin once

>>77713181
RT and al jazeera

as a gay man the idea of being attracted to something that is so different to you is just weird to me, woman just look alien and strange

>>77713216
reuters isn't news it's some weird thing

connor doran

ah, yes, 'nime

>>77713252
Al jazeera is brainlet tier as long as their domestic branch refuses to critique the qatari leaders

>>77713196
dumb race obsessed yank

>>77713238
bit late

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>>77713277

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so relatable haha

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>>77713215
just punched her bottom teeth out

>>77713216
>>77713252
these. I only use RT and reuters. Al Jazeera can suck bacon grease though.

>>77713295
he was obviously talking about pakis and niggers you actual nigger. I think reddit might be more your speed

>>77713260
its a news agency

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/News_agency

best source of news possible

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>>77713238
Karen is Britain personified

>>77713306
please never post this again k

>>77713323
consider islam

>>77713251
Wouldn't mind myself, shame she's such a cunt

need a smelly dutch gf

New tactic.call them "race obsessed" instead of "racist". bothers the rorke much more

>>77713307
i will find you

canada

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a n i m e

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#notallmuslims

Training to punch Alan

>>77713336
post fucking machines

>>77713338
white muslims aren't as bad as paki muslims, so no

International news: RT, Reuters, Financial Times
National news: Telegraph and Times
Culture/opinion pieces: Spectator and JacobiteMag

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>"haha we got you this t-shirt anon it really reminded us of you xx"

>>77713384
actually they are

just a friendly reminder that karen is half japanese half british

>>77713371
just emulating their prophet mohammad (pbuh) who married and raped a 9 year old
stop being so intolerant baka

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This made me chuckle. Thought I would share.

>>77713350
the only people obsessed with race are the left

>>77713384
they're worse

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polish gf got me this

>>77713384
t. became a muslim because he's a bitter virgin who believes it means he can get an arranged marriage or some shit

>>77713398
>half japanese half british
knew a girl like this

she just looked british

>>77713181
enormous brain transcending time and space: not reading the news

>>77713306
>>77713333
>>77713370
>>77713371
>>77713393
>>77713407
>>77713414
cringe

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Karen!

>>77713414
once had a polish gf. lovely girl, very family orientated and got on well my with my parents

she had to go back to poland though and we drifted apart

>>77713128
Brainlet girl is attracted by brainlet man. Dont even care desu.

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>>77713394
>>77713413
>>77713418
there was a big image with bunch of these surveys and the white countries were always much less extreme

4-methoxyphencyclidanime

>>77713384
PROBABLY SHIA INIT

I DOUBT YOU EVEN A MUSLIM

>>77713441
Bloody Brexit!

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>>77713421
no way

israel looks like spain

>>77713414
I had a Polish gf too. She threatened to kill me with a knife for being unable to properly chop a cucumber

>YOU DON'T CUT CUCUMBER!!!!

I still miss you, my Chirkowska.

Song related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo6ZaCTqxwM

>>77713398
just like anri okita

>>77713462
>>77713463
poetry

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>>77713426

>>77713441
FONT

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>>77713462
>>77713463

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>>77713462
>>77713463

chav problem would persist if you threw out all the brown people huh?

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my mum is very odd sometimes

hope all normies fall in the gap between the train and the platform

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britain will never be great again. We will continue to lose relevance and will eventually end up like France. Nobodies.

I miss the yank gf
she'd have to eat at least 1 burger per week or she'd get horribly sick
very odd

>>77713491
Chavs arent a problem

>>77713491
yeah but at least they wouldn't emulate niggers and become wiggers

>>77713306
>We have epic adventures once upon a time

I'm no grammar nazi but if you're going to fucking sell something...

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>>77713467
takeshi pls help me learn kanji

>>77713474
and julia boin

>>77713491
no one says chav anymore except JFs

cant even remember the last time i saw a burberry baseball cap

am currently dating a girl who was once on jeremy kyle

feels weird

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>keep a dumbbell in my car and park up and do a couple sets of bicep curls to get a nice pump before i go in anywhere

>>77713499
??????????????

>>77713510
>arent a problem
they're a pest, a disease

Everyone under 18 in every town around the country is a violent chav waiting to mug you

at least the normies missed the kev, dpd and don't mess around with me sunshine episodes

>>77713474
>>77713522
*unwittingly nods*

>>77713506
The fact that we left Brexit means we have ambitions. We be shaping our economy, education, and society quicker than the developing countries are currently. We should be able to do very well in the long run.

literally have gigabytes of furry art on the 'top

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>both asian

well colour me surprised

>>77713564
>we

>>77713564
ah yes, cant wait for the conservative dystopia

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>>77713520
are you learning japanese
hmm
good

>>77713573
DJ KHALED

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>>77713525
have a weird goal of going on jezza, getting a lie detector done and passing, but being humble about it so are jez will compliment me

Doubt it will happen though, would probs fail despite telling the truth and get called a rancid little swine

>>77713575
Say, we are included as taxpayers in the whole thing.

>>77713573
>asian

umm, tink you mean paki mate

>>77713573
first one is clearly white, rorke

>>77713525
bet she has a name like jade

>>77713522
is her white half british?

>>77713601
They only let on the crazies, though.

>>77713573
RELIGION
OF
PEACE

>>77713597
WE DA BES

>>77713643
PA

>>77713601
>not knowing they rig the results for better viewing

>>77713611
her name is unironically Cherry

>>77713648
>>77713648
>>77713648

new

>>77713656
CITO

>>77713491
Chavs arent a problem

Sweaty