/brit/

NO POLITICS

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egginflo

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going to bed lads
care to join me?

egg

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>>77705271
What a fascinating gif

love 17 year old girls
not a nonce, just love em simple as

>>77705297
*gets in and snuggles up to you*
*rips a monumental fart*
*jabs you in the stomach and runs away naked*

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saturday morning lads. cuppa in bed, frasier on the telly, no slaving for noseberg for 2 whole days.

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Mornin'

>>77705315
>Do people forget what it was like being 16-18 or did you just not have that experience and bitter bout it?
this is /brit/, what do you think?

>>77705324
you worked all week for that? dire

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>saturday morning lads. cuppa in bed, frasier on the telly, no slaving for noseberg for 2 whole days.

Visste ni att sötpotatis är en fantastisk växt..?

>>77705340
that plus lots of money

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Nose rings: uber-degenrate.

>>77705315
FONT

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88yo grandma with severe alzheimers and dementia is undergoing hip surgery with orders not to revive her if she has a heart attack in 40 minutes lads

When considering the stature of an athlete or for that matter any person, I set great store in certain qualities which I believe to be essential in addition to skill. They are that the person conducts his or her life with dignity, with integrity, courage, and perhaps most of all, with modesty. These virtues are totally compatible with pride, ambition, and competitiveness.

need to clean the kitchen, wish we had ethnic minorities that would do this for next to nothing

>>77705383
thoughts with you and your grandma lad

>>77705383
she'll be fine. hip replacements are a piece of piss. she'll be walking around by tomorrow if the surgery is a success.

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>When considering the stature of an athlete or for that matter any person, I set great store in certain qualities which I believe to be essential in addition to skill. They are that the person conducts his or her life with dignity, with integrity, courage, and perhaps most of all, with modesty. These virtues are totally compatible with pride, ambition, and competitiveness.

>>77705383
my best m8s granny had bad alzheimers and dementia. when he still lived with his parents she'd come to stay and would wake up in the night, let herself into my m8s room and get into bed with him. he'd wake up and freak out. once she pissed the bed after getting in it with him. top bantz from granny.

>>77705409
would you let her shit in your mouth?

>>77705383
How do you feel about it? At 88, even if she survives she won't have long to live anyway.

Are you close?

>>77705412
don't you need to do exercises for the recovery though? you can't get someone who is mentally deteriorated to do those things

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>>77705409
ywn be good enough for her

>>77705335
fair dues

>>77705409
Honestly don't get what people find in her. As vanilla and boring as it gets.

Woke up in a very good mood

tall people aren't white

>>77705432
she can if someone helps her.

*spills my coffee on your bollocks*
oops sorry mate aha

>>77705448
good on you lad

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>>77705401
haha fucking gay

hungover as fuck lads

got at least 6 surgeries today and the first bint is some old woman wanting a new hip, she's nearly popped so hopefully nobody will notice if i fuck it up

rooms a bit of a tip

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>>77705483
ITS FINE

>>77705431
I think that her dying would be best for her, as her quality of life is very low. Super frail, vascular, bruises and sores that don't heal, almost completely mentally deteriorated and unable to formulate sentences unless around things that trigger long term memory like children. Having a heart attack under anaesthetic would be painless and the best way to go in my opinion.

>Are you close?
Yeah but I only ever knew her when she had Alzheimer's and dementia so I could never talk to her really. In her early life she was very independent though, and quite wealthy. Got a degree and knew how to drive as a woman in the 50s.

at club last night some girl bit my lip so hard it bled, can i get herpes from that? srs

>>77705490
Nice roleplay... I hope

>>77705510
you probs have the gene too.

>>77705513
in theory yeah.

>tell my mates about my £6 sim only deal with my galaxy S4 that still works perfectly fine
>they all start making fun of me with their £60/month iphone 7 contracts

why do normies brag about spending money

>>77705513
>doesn't know the lip splitting craze amongst junkies

they do it to pass their saliva into your blood stream for fun, you could genuinely have HIV or aids so go to a doctor pronto

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not sure what to do lads
>matched with a semi uggo russian bird on the 'der
>body's alri but not the face
>seems nice to chat to
>made it clear i wasn't that interested
>she said she was up for a shag anyway
>arranged it for this evening
do i do it? my brain says i'll regret it afterwards but my willy is raring to go

>>77705541
crack on

bit this guys lip very hard at the club last night
hehe

>>77705513
pep virus chap
no kidding

>>77705532
fuck got blister and cut and everything


>>77705540
are you actually trolling or is this real? was pretty degenerate place

>>77705541
go for it and enjoy the ride

>>77705527
Maybe, I don't think it's hereditary though. Probably more from living in a high pollution area that used to have lead pipes.

I plan to kill myself or get anaesthetised to death if I ever approach the same situation and have lived a good life with not much left to do though. I would feel guilty living on and costing the state millions in medical care, and having a low quality of life and probably living in a care home being very depressed anyway. Would also allow my children to have my wealth and inherit my belongings and live their life free of burdens.

>>77705561
the lip splitting thing is a real thing mate get checked you never know

>>77705529
howling

Legs itch something fierce

Shan't be wearing short pants anymore

>>77705513

Yeah mate you can get herpes from just kissing

got my neghole pozzed last night lads

>>77705561
>are you actually trolling or is this real? was pretty degenerate place

kek, go to a doctor mate

just fell through a bar lads

Does anyone else here love vacuuming? I find it very enjoyable. Especially when you vacuum up little bits of grit/crumbs and you can hear them going up the tube. Deeply satisfying.

>>77705598
wasn't lotr pretty riddled with racist messages?

>>77705608
my vaccuum is shit, can't reach places very well, and doesn't vacuum very well when it does

>>77705608
if you have flat carpets, try using a broom instead. satisfaction x1000 guaranteed.

STU

>>77705608
Sensory stimulation if I've ever heard it, get checked, you might have the ol' 'tism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyJScnQox5Y

>>77705585
Just chat to Israel directly. Everyone knows you like him. Be yourself.

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view from my flat

>>77705623
How else are you supposed to get stimulated if not via some sort of sense you fucking butter dish

How do you cut your fingernails so they're smooth lads?

Bit some runts lip last night at a club. Was off my face on crack at the time

>>77705629
Looks comfy early morning

>>77705616
Worth investing in a decent one

>>77705634
Pay a professional manicurist $40 for the privilege of smooth nails.

>>77705629
Cross on that Mosque?
Bit haram lad.
We can let it go for now. The transition etc.

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>>77705646
i'm poor and live in the north

just leased a sick new bmw and got the new iphone on contract

>>77705648
Is that something posh people actually do?

used to have a millionaire mate

very pleasant life

>>77705634
I use the nail file on my nail clippers that I got in a christmas cracker 8 years ago

Xev Bellringer has to be an occasional treat, because she just makes the same three videos over and over

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>>77705510
You should get on her good side and get into her will, that's what I did with my nan. Spent time with her so she'll give me money when she dies.

Big fan of the iPhone 8 design. Apple revolutionising technology as always

>>77705690
Downloaded that 200GB torrent of her desu and only watch about 5 of the videos

>>77705691
She can't even formulate sentences mate.

>>77705668
stupid boy

if i were a millionaire, i'd still live fairly frugally.

i think the only thing i'd afford myself is the ability to be autonomous with my time. besides that it would be the same lifestyle:

>reading books
>going to gym
>cooking
>the odd foreign retreat

I'd get myself a property too, nothing too big though.

>>77705608
fuck off mum

lucy pinder

>>77705697
based on the leaks the design looks nice but not revolutionary, it'll be more interesting when they actually announce the thing and we get to see what features it has

iPhone 5 slate grey best iPhone btw

>>77705729
what a fucking waste.

>>77705729
I would buy a lovely house in Bath/London and travel for the rest of my life

any newgrounds man in?

>>77705729
what kind of millionaire?
A ~£2millionaire or a £200millionaire?

>>77705753
excellent chebs tbqh

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>i use apple products

Ah yes let me have lots of cash but use none of it and live on a 25k lifestyle yes totally not a waste of money

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>>77705768
You're a waste.

>>77705786
post iFucking machines

whom going to see bladee in london or sheffield

>>77705768
I'd essentially just be Tim. Except without the phrenia or filming stuff.

And with an eye to improvement rather than sheer repititon.

Only a Deano would be dumb enoguh to waste money on so called 'luxuries'. Time is the only luxury in this life. any other ostentatious display such as fancy suits is just supposed to be a signal that you have time. That's what those idiots who save up for a week to buy fancy drinks at nightclubs fail to recognise.

>Digestives? Runt
>Chocolate digestives? Runt
>Chocolate digestives with caramel? Runt
>Rich teas? Runt
>Malted milks? Runt
>Hobnobs? Now we're in business

>>77705779
either.

though admittedly in a 2million situation i'd have to be more proactive about getting money.

In either case i'd just live off the interest essentially.
>>77705793
not a waste at all. Time is the most unaffordable thing on this planet.

Ask a thousandaire anything

>>77705803
t. never enjoyed luxurious stuff

look at me I am Le zen buddhist xD money doesn't buy le happiness xD reading books does

yes I have been working out thanks for noticing

>>77705828
ah yes ill just open this hobnob pack and get crumbs absolutely everywhere

>>77705831
>tfw have 6k in the bank after 6 short months of working

in just another 19 years i'll be able to actually own a house.

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>New Whatsapp message
>From : Deano
>Alri anon! Fancy coming to the races with the lads on saturday? Will be good to get you out of your cave haha, let us know xxx

>>77705803
>>77705729
excellent posts
t. rich person

it's mad but actually unlimited money would give you a significantly happier life than 20k a year

why yes I have been working out on my brains thanks for noticing

>>77705875
post fucking machines

>Evola believes, in some respects, in masters and slaves, or certainly serfs. He believes that the merchant and those who deal purely with economics have to be subordinated to politics, to higher politics, to metapolitics, to military struggle. He believes that the warrior and the religious leader and the farmer and the intellectual/scholar/craftsman/artist are uniquely superior to those that make money, and nearly all of Evola’s views are in some way a form of aristocraticism.

don't get how materialistic people can live life and not be constantly depressed they don't have more and more

remember when this country built shit? now we just sit in office cubicles like drones.

>>77705835
luxuries are smoke and mirrors for the most part. the luxury of being learned and partaking in the pleasures of discourse, are far better than paying £200 for a piece of duck with some green sauce jizzed across it.

Doctor pavel, im CIA

admit it you'd all splash out eventually and buy loads of shit lmao fuck off pretentious teenagers

really love bluetooth headphones
hate wires

>>77705882
>He believes that the warrior and the religious leader and the farmer and the intellectual/scholar/craftsman/artist are uniquely superior to those that make money
agreed. apart from the religious bit. that can fuck right off.

>>77705871
they did a study on it, I think it was up to like £60k/year or so where more didn't correlate with happiness.

Tbqh once you've got good shelter, food, a vehicle etc all the necessities, anything else is kind of pointless

i can feel the upcoming get already

the reverse trips make my get senses tingling

>>77705860
>Deano proves himself to be a considerate and compassionate friens

Huh...

>>77705900
*connection messes up*
*your music plays out loud on the bus*
*everyone laughs*

nothin personel kid

>>77705860

>Knowing Deano

>>77705900
*makes a phone call next to you*

>>77705896
nah
I'm above that sort of materialistic shit

>>77705892
You're taking it to the extremes. Luxuries like having nice food, comfortable clothes and bedding, clean apartment etc really make life better.

>>77705882
>don't get how materialistic people can live life and not be constantly depressed they don't have more and more
they are constantly depressed. the insanity of the average person is outstanding.

I tried telling a friend that i hate spending 8 hours at work a day, and they said 'yeah but now you can buy stuff and treat yourself'. Their argument didn't really convince me.

>>77705924
post fucking machines

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/28/protesters-clash-police-set-fire-barricades-death-20-year-oldrashan/

Part and Parcel of the London Experience

President Cuntf

>>77705912
never had this happen

maybe it's something that used to happen in the past before bluetooth headphones got good

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>having a loud wank in the next room while my deaf grandad is watching the tv

>>77705946
Earlier this morning headline on the BBC news site said there was "disruption"

It now says "violence" because they can't conceal that fireworks and bricks were thrown at police anymore

*gets promotion*
*spends more money*
*is just as poor as he was before*

Shocking how many runts don't understand basic finance

>>77705924
>comfortable clothes
really cheap
>nice food
having the time to be able to learn to cook well > better than splashing out on food
>bedding
can be frugal in this respect
>clean apartment
small space, few objects, easy to clean.

the problem is that if you accumulate too much and spend too much time accumulating shit, you end up needing new luxuries like cleaners.

eg if you work really hard to buy a big house with lots of shit in it, you'll suddenly need a cleaner (which requires even more work) - whereas if you just settle for something modest, work modestly and live modestly, cleaning it won't be such a big ball-ache.

>>77705958
I hope you mean earbuds and aren't a headset wanker walking around with massive headphones on

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>>77705977
If I'm rich why would I want to do my own cleaning at all?

>>77705977
>being frugal with bedding
>literally being frugal with the single object you use for almost a third of your life

JUST

>>77705982
I personally own earphones yes, but I wouldn't say no to some nice noise-cancelling wireless headphones all the pro commuters are using these days.

I'm watching an edgy feminist movie. Actually pretty good.

>>77705977
modesty and frugality is great lad but you're going a bit far, if you had a few million, you'd at least get high quality stuff instead of primark shit

>>77706005
Which one

>>77705610
No

Will /pol/ turn on President Fart once he gets rid of Bannon?

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>>77706016
The Incredible Jessica James

>>77706052
Jessica Jones is better

>>77705977
>having the time to be able to learn to cook well > better than splashing out on food

Yeah better to waste years of your life to learn to cook well instead of just paying a chef to do it is such a great use of your time.

Ascetic people are simply dull.

>>77705959
Why's he watching TV if he's deaf?

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>brother is unironically a millionaire
>I only have £25,000

>>77705977
you don't have to buy some massive mansion if you're rich, just upgrade from a 100 square metre apartment to a 150 square metre house in a comfy inner-city suburb or another apartment in a nice area

>>77706060
post fucking machines

>>77705997
as long as it doesn't cause you aches, why would you upgrade?
>>77705995
if its not that much effort to clean why would you not just do it yourself?

>>77706058
Jessica Alba is better

anal fissue just reopened

>managing director on maternity leave comes to someones work leaving do
>first thing she says to me is 'you're not happy to see me are you'
Still panicking lads.

>>77706085
Imagine being such a runt that you actually click on the post number, type those three words, and fill the captcha every time you see one of my posts.

>>77706089
>if its not that much effort to clean why would you not just do it yourself?

Because it's a chore, something that you are required to do, not something you want to do. If nothing else, money should allow you to cut this shit out of your life

>>77706110
Why are people typing these three words.

>>77706068
He can still watch the lads kick the footy about x

>>77706110
post fucking machines

>>77706089
>why would you not just do it yourself?

Because it takes time which you can use for more interesting things?

Have just done quite the fart, feel free to sniff x

>>77706060
>waste
but learning is a fulfilling experience? only someone without time would see learning as a waste of time.

if you can afford autonomy in time, learning is a pleasurable use of time (as opposed to a chore that you have to pit against working, commuting, eating)

the wagey seems to fail to see the irony here. the luxury of being rich isn't that you have the ability to buy conveniences (that are convenient when you're cosntrained for time), its that you have time in the first instance - give than you have time these conveniences are no longer that worthy.

>>77706128
post fucking machines

>>77706110
post fucking machines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLvzwkQDmQU

>>77706123
we want to see fucking machines

Had a couple of dreams recently where I sucked off a lad but I consider myself straight. Worried desu.

>>77706124
Chuckled at the thought of a sign language girl in the corner trying to belt out all the players names as they pass the ball

>>77706143
Fair enough

>>77706151
Did you enjoy it?

>>77706128
>>77706117
but money allows you more freetime in general.

the opportunity cost of cleaning your room for 10 minutes falls dramatically, as opposed to when you are a wagey.

If not for the state, who would neglect the roads, ensure that Detroit is 47% functionally illiterate?

You pretend the only choices are capitalism or anarchy.

The simple fact is that you approve of mass starvation, as a a Marxist.

Could smash all these pretentious minimalistic bookworm twats into a pulp

Jesus promised an end to bad people, Odin promised an end to Ice Giants. I'm not seeing very many ice giants around. Think I know who is more deserving of praise 2bh

>>77706151
Could be worse, I've been having dreams where androids keep trying to strangle me.

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>>77706151
Does this do anything to your willy?

>>77706137
Learning is a fulfilling experience, however there's much more interesting stuff to learn than cooking.

Btw, not a wagecuck. I'm simply arguing theoretically about the upsides of luxurious living.

>>77706173
>end to ice giants
>some of the tallest people in the world are in Scandinavia

hmmm

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https://www.counter-currents.com/2017/05/miss-kobayashis-dragon-maid-vs-ethnonationalism/

yes... ah yes

>>77706180
post fucking machines

>>77706177
I was expecting one of the people on the escalator to slap her arse as they went past

>>77706089
>as long as it doesn't cause you aches, why would you upgrade?
good sleeping habits aren't a binary thing
you can always improve the quality of your sleep with better materials and replaced often

>>77706172
look how threatened the deano is, by the revelation that conveniences and materialism are just the mechanical rabbit that he ceaselessly chases after.

>>77706151

had the autofellatio dream yet again last night

>>77706142
>whining about mean comments on youtube

Grow up slag

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>look how threatened the deano is, by the revelation that conveniences and materialism are just the mechanical rabbit that he ceaselessly chases after.

>No education
>No money
>No friends
>Dead-end job
>Fat
>Ugly
>Social Anxiety
>Depressed
>Insomnia
>Aspergers
>Family disowned me
>Everyone thinks I'm mentally-handicapped
>No driver's licence
>No car
>No opportunities

Suicide doesn't seem so bad.

I could easily end up homeless next month, and I don't have what it takes to live homeless. I'm not cut out for this life.

>>77706211
Wrong

I grew up in a life of poverty, I've already had your nonsense life of books and minimalism

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>>77706211
>conveniences and materialism are just the mechanical rabbit

>>77706244
ahh yes none of this is your fault

>>77706177
Live aid was a mistake
We know it was in hindsight. All our fivers and tenners went to your warlords to ethnic cleanse some other poor starving cunts in that cursed dump

had a dream and that brown eyed girl was in it

you mongs are doing my head in

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post you're bookshelfs lad's

>>77706275
>having a shelf
>not having a kindle

the virgin decor

>>77706258
post fucking machines

>>77706244
Don't Canadians get euro-tier bennies if they have diagnoses of mental illness?

i put ice in my milk

>>77706244

t. 20 year old

>>77706275
why didnt you put the chest on top of the books idiot

>>77706293
why not just freeze your milk?

>>77706255
>>77706258
there is a certain threshold. i think earning 20k a year (after rent) is the pinnacle of human existence.

any lifestyle beyond that point is pointless. if you had 20k a year and time, life would be absolutely perfect.

>>77706265
Africa is indeed the land that God forgot but idk what came of your fivers and tenners.

>>77706281

>kindle

the brainlet device

>>77705565
>Probably more from living in a high pollution area that used to have lead pipes.
That's a myth. The only reason it drove the ancients mad was they drank wine out of lead cups and the acid broke down the lead.

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Why are Londoners so obsessed with setting their city on fire and violently attacking police.

Just don't get it.

>>77706275
DUDE WEED!

>>77706330
The real question is why are the police so obsessed with killing the mandem?

feel physically sick from depressopm

>>77706342
Mandem was a spastic and swallowed a package

>>77706312
I generally agree but I don't think you understand how annoying it is to live in a 25sqm one room apartment.

>>77705892
you know how I know you've never actually experience shit? lol. i'm not saying it's worth the money but flying business class or whatever on intentional flights is so much nicer

>>77706362
post fucking machines

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>>77706330

>Londoners

mum sending me foreign kino on whatsapp

>>77706360
So swallowing a wrap of drugs deserves a death sentence?

>>77706261
Being a pussy with no backbone is my fault. The rest is just what happens to people like me.
>>77706285
I was diagnosed for "learning difficulties" in middle school. The rest is undiagnosed, but I have had insomnia since I was 16, I'm clinically depressed, and I'm definitely in the spectrum. I don't have a GP, so I'd have to find a healthcare clinic and see what they'll say. They probably won't give a shit though. My life is a fucking mistake. A failure of child raising (my parents are truly awful), the school system, and corporate society.

I'd probably lose my job, and I doubt there'd be decent government assistance for aspies.

>>77706365
I can survive for 8 hours sitting economy class, its not the end of the world.

>>77706312
20k isn't enough to be properly comfortable, 40k is perfect.

hello, lads. I came for dem willies and fast posting.
expect to get some attention from you, lads.
pls be nice with yur russian guest.

I live on 20k and my life is fucking shit what are you chatting about fuck off you stupid pretentious teenagers I could easy smash your heads in

>>77706389
>survive

But wouldn't it be moe pleasant to have a nicer seat, some more room and quieter environment?

>>77706299
I'm 21.

>>77706398
Paedojew

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>>77706346

Just swallowed a few grams of coke and now it's stuck in my throat and I can't breathe, FUCKING POLICE GRRRR

>>77706382
No he died because of the package you idiot
the package burst

>>77706428
Which the police made him swallow

>>77706384
Well, desu people can live happily as waiters or truck drivers provided they have the right brain chemistry. Yours seems to be rekt. Get some therapy with a middle aged male psych

>>77706434
cretinous teenager/leftypol/goldenberg/trayvon please do not respond to me

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London

thought the israeli was alright when he used to PFM and make the occasional post but he's just an utter brainlet runt it turns out

might even be a completely different person

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>21
>No education
>No money
>No friends
>Dead-end job
>No car
>No driver's licence
>Fat
>Ugly
>Family disowned me
>Everyone thinks I'm mentally-handicapped
>Social Anxiety
>Depressed
>Insomniac
>Aspergers
>No opportunities

Suicide doesn't seem so bad.

Also, my penis is 4 inches, though I've never really cared about that because I've never seen myself having sex with a woman.

>>77706414
how much do you love?
how hard do u want to hug me and cuddle me right now?
pls don't fight with your desires.

>>77706408
I usually jsut force myself to sleep in transit anyway. it might be nicer, but it'd also be nicer not to work 60 hours a week or have a job that causes me a heartattack everytime i check my emails in order to do so.

as i said there is a careful balancing act. for time and relxaation i'd happily trade these sorts of 'additional benefits'.

>>77706408
these people have no understanding of money or luxury in any sense, there is no point talking to them

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/brit/

Just IVed a gram of nicotine

>>77706384
>wahhh it's everyone else's fault!!!
this is why I hate autists, you won't kill yourself you'll keep crying until someone feels sorry for you and helps you

The idiots blabbering on about living in a life of minimalism are the same idiots who fantasise of living in medieval times in filth squalor and disease

begone teenagers

>>77706466
Paedojew

>>77706460
At least you're young and physically healthy. Try to find a job and ugly gf

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RARE Tim
I say I say
Get your RARE TIMS right here

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>begone teenagers

>>77706487
If I don't kill myself, I'll die homeless. It's either starving behind a dumpster, or cutting a main artery. Either or.

having flashbacks to the time i put some xanax in my polos and took it on a 14hr flight to chile

>>77706513
fuck off and do it then you whiny cunt

nobody cares

>>77706499
dont stop, u r making me wet bby

>>77706513
Don't care

Yeah dude I have £5 million but I'm gonna live like a homeless person

*does buddhist chant*
dumb deanos ahunmmmmmmm. THIS is the life

>>77706533
Paedojew

>>77706496
not at all mate.

i jsut want to live the life of a truly middle middle clas person sans working. that is all. anything besides that is not necessary.

i don't want to be in a hovel/starving, i don't want to be eating at fancy restaurants and flying first class and wearing gold watches. i just want to live normally, with the freedom to pursue hobbies and learning.

>1st worlders in charge of complaining about poverty
pathetic. I bet I'm the poorest here. (selling my puss for pounds btw)

>>77706330
systemic racism endemic within the system

>>77706546
see
>>77706556

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>>77706509

>>77706560
Paedojew

Somebody, post gays :3

>>77706582
Paedojew

>>77706577
Think she's still alive? How old would she be now?

would rather have a femboy gf than be a millionaire

>>77706580
stfu and provide meaningful responds already

I jerk off, all day. Im shooting loads maybe every 10 minutes im getting up to go to the bathroom. I used to keep it on dl, but now im pretty open. Ill just go in the bathroom and jack it. I might a good 10 sessions in if im lucky. Best part is when im in an empty plane, i dont even need to leave my seat, ill just jack it right there. First time i got caught jackin it at my seat It freaked me out, i didn't do it for a while, but now i get caught on the reg and Im used to it. Usually just a quick apology will work, they'll understand. I might even jack off walking to the bathroom, shoot my load on a random passenger. They don't mind, its just a bit of cum, I just so im sorry and move on. Hell, I've started jacking it in the airport terminals, before and during boarding. Just whip it out and go. People understand, its a natural thing for guys, they get it, they allow it. Sometimes Ill go through security with my schlong drooping out, jerking off. I mean, you can pretty much get through anything tedious by jerking off. Car wash, awkward dinners, funerals. I've came on dead bodies before, its no big deal, going in the ground anyway. I mean, every so often I'll be sitting in a cafe and talking with someone and ill just pull er out and get at it. I've cum on shoes, sidewalks, cars, books, ladders, mugs, steeples, paint cans, lunar landers, pretzels, bosnian flags, pink floyd merch, electrical sockets, lampshades, ceilings, KFCs, a tarpin and two chinese resturants. You name it I've probably jerked off onto it. I'd even go as far as to say jerkin its my hobby. Maybe even my proffesion. Im a pro masturbater. But to be honest, really honest, jerking off is a lifestyle. You gotta really dedicate yourself to the craft. Gotta really understand the deep intricacies of self-pleasure. If you don't have a passion for beating your dick i just don't think you can really be taken seriously. Everyone I know jerks it. Any business they have is conducted with their dick in their hands.

>>77706610
Paedojew

Would rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin

>>77706619
post fucking machines

doing a poo in the work loo

>i don't want to be eating at fancy restaurants and flying first class and wearing gold watches
and I want)))

>>77706619
Cheese from a tin? What in hell?

GF has a 1000 cock stare

Would rather smoke crack than do a lot of things desu

>>77706634
Paedojew

>>77706628
Not that autist so you might as well fuck off twat

>>77706659
post fucking machines

>>77706659
just post them

>>77706638
Something Americans do

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>>77706619
>cheese from a tin

damn if i turned into a millionaire i would pay instagram escorts to put salmons in their arse and shoot up speedballs until i od

Ah yes eating stale leftovers, the minimalistic life

The establishment of council homes and the welfare state has led to Britain becoming a 3rd world chav shithole

Why I don't get any responds? Bit rude...
Might leave this nonesense dead general at this point.

>>77706715
Paedojew

>>77706699
post fucking machines

>>77706715
Well it's a bit strange at the moment, best time to come is in the middle of the night

if I won the lottery I would never spend it on anything because I'm not a deano slave like all of you children
it'sa grownup thing, you wouldn't get it

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>>77706642
>1000 cock stare

If you're not going to post them you should just leave

>>77706703
we have both and we're pretty well off

if i turned into a super rich millionaire i would be living the dan bilzerian lifestyle bet he's NEVER bored

If I ever got a German gf I'd break up with her because German women are men

Love watching the brainlets of /brit/ rip each other to shreds in their hysterical little runt arguments

>>77706612
get a gf, weirdo

>>77706715
I don't get any either, its a bit rude.

>>77706780
Paedojew

>>77706460
well at least you're not australian

>>77706800
>>77706800
>>77706800

>>77706760
Not a fan of his lifestyle honestly. Hanging out on yacht decks with vapid plastic whores seems pretty boring.

>>77706845
post fucking machines

>oh look, I have no gf, i'm pooftetic virgin and all I'm able to respond is "pedojew"