Hello, lads.
Can you recall events when your language failed you? I mean when your phrase was 100% correct, but misunderstanding nevertheless had occurred. For example, when you messed up sex of the person due to the absence of genders in English, or you were confused with a homophone (horse/whores, to/two etc.), or you stumbled over grammar, for instance when you head "would" being used in a past habitual sentence (So you would have phone sex with him?) messed up with conditional sentence.
All kinds of language bugs are welcome.