/brit/

>>77701943
'st

babestation

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Was doing the virgin walk on treadmill and heard one Stacy say to another "look at treadmill no. 2"

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anime

anime

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take the piss

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Lads i like anime but you idiots need to STOP doing new threads this early.

is timmy going to be alright

morning lads

>>77702026
because this one has more posters you fucking nonce

>>77702026
rather annoying animeposters than that fucking thing

creased at this
>>>/g/61616648
>>77701943
LOVE anime chebs

>>77702026
nonce

>>77702047
what about real chebs?

hmmmm

anime is still better than a "tomboy" so i chose this

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hmmmm

>complaining about anime on an anime website
hmmmmmmm

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/brit/ is a christian anime general

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>>77701943
armpits.

>we wuz da kings of deez lands
haha alri anime lads

I see it's paedo hours right now then

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>>77702072
good post

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wtf is this true?

anime

>>77702109
Good questions.

>>77702062
tell them to take the piss

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>>77702067

I enjoy when people claim 4chan to not be an anime site, i have so many smug animes and screencaps of moot and chink moot pointing out its an anime site that its not even funny.

>>77702137
Don't you ever try to use that expression again.

>>77702143
not an anime board

>tfw no british tomboy to be my gf

>>77702155
not an argument

>>77702151
who is this spoff trough

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>Register and log in to apply for this job

How does /pol/ reconcile being boos of both Russia and Poland when they despise each other?

>>77702168
wagecuck

>>77702164
yes it is

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>>77702151

Try traps next, then after that try twinks, then you'll stop and think hmm wait a second these are just blokes. It is at this point you'll finally accept that its gay but still be in the closet, what happens next is up to you!

>>77702174
i feel sorry for the lass but you should stop posting her like shes the pinnacle of beauty

the only reason you have a fascination with her and other ugly women is because you have a deep seated inferiority complex and these women appear realistically attainable to you

>>77702193
cackling

>>77702193
At least Bush had the decency to shut up and retire to his ranch to paint puppies for the rest of his life, who gives a flying fuck what this cunt has to say about anything?

>>77702202
would let her peg me until i pass out and die/10

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>>77702208

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me on the far right

>>77702151
>>77702174
>>77702202
You're a closet bender and none of this is /brit/ related. Fuck off.

>>77702214
>webm
fuck off

>>77702215
short haired blokish looking women

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>>77702150

>I like ugly women who dress like men but I'm not gay
hmmmm

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>>77702202

I have already came to terms with my loose sexuality m8, trying to project just proves my point even further.

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NEED a british bf to teach me proper manners and to make me his housemaid

want to hear a funny joke
chemical castration for weeb nonce benders haha

advisor to politicians advisor aspiration fading
autistic dullard aspiration rising

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am pretty sure i'd be posting in there if it were a trap thread tho

tomboy exactly is the opposite of trap, disgusting

>>77702252
short hair is widely regarded as unattractive on women

it also has evolutionary roots, long, healthy hair takes many years to grow and shows good health. it's all based in evolution, same as hip/waist ratio, disdain for obesity, etc.

>>77702193
>Cameron and his team might follow Blair’s example by evaluating policy ideas not by their likely practical results but rather by the extent to which a reluctant party can be persuaded to accept them.
>In Blair’s case, this resulted in the sincere but surreal belief among ministers that they were being ‘radical’ even when they were merely pushing further the policy agenda which had been established as the ruling orthodoxy under Thatcher and Major.

>>77702272
didn't read a single pixel of this post

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>when you gay but you cant accept it so you fancy girls who look like 12 year old boys

>>77702283
women are generally judged purely on looks (at least for sex), and this is based on the shotgun "spray your sperm everywhere" approach of men

women generally value a lot more varied things to be sexually attracted to a man than simply looks

>>77702264
bent twat

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>>77702291
>

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>women generally value a lot more varied things to be sexually attracted to a man than simply looks

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Its fine to be a bender but dont be that bent twat who pretends he straight desu

>>77702312
beta brainlet detected

>>77702317
Good man.

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love anime
hate pakis and gays
simple as

>>77702337
you think your insight is unique or eye opening?

>>77702349
can you be my bf

gamma brainlet spotted

need a /brit/ bottom bf

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Anime and roasties out

going to marry anime

>>77702367
This is how the modern-day liberal converts people into the lgbt community and then eventually liberalism. You'll think to yourself, I must be gay, yes? And the you'll pump yourself so full of estrogen, your brain will start short-circuiting to the point that you'll be able to be easily manipulated by the liberal masses. Don't give in. You're straight.

post 3D slags
that'll flush them out of here

>>77702373
WTF WE BEEN IN THES PLACE FOR 13 YEARS
THES OUR LAND

I like short hair on women if it's not dyed

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>>77702367

Hmmm seems like up until now you expressed an interest not in vaginas or tits but infact in their boyish nature, again nothing wrong with this m8 just dont be such a prude about it.

was going to disagree but i saw your image

anime

>>77702430
looks like milo no thanks

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>>77702411

This woman also has a pussy m8

>>77702453
you may have autism if you think you're posting this rubbish on the right board

Anime is poison for the brain.

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>>77702474

Poison or the cure?

>>77702466
dire

wow i guess it's straight now to fuck dudes with long hair

>>77702485
Yeah, this other guy is a huge autist.
>they don't look like what I think women so this guy must be a fag
Pathetic, really. Androgynous people are the most attractive in the world. He must be a beta male or an obese woman who wish she had the slim body type to pull of a boyish figure.

>>77702474
we all live on poison
see alcohol

>>77702512
0/10 bait

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>>77702475

Not really i just dont care enough to actually argue. Regardless a few years, if that, down the line you'll turn to traps and then after that slowly get onto gay porn. To each his own as long as you dont hurt anyone i guess m80.

avatarfagging is against the rules

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real bender hours

>>77702557
bad lad

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZjTXh_zaXc

>>77702545
its pretty mental that on the porn boards "normal" porn is rare as fuck
the only time you can find a thread with a man and a woman fucking is anal shit

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>>77702545

Whatever your comfortable with m8, like i said as long as you dont hurt anyone, against their will, i really couldnt care less about what twisted shit you were into.

>>77702563
This is really generic.

>>77702523
nonce

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Hmmm

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>>77702596

I'll only let you if you're cute, otherwise ill twat you in the face

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tfw no british bf to walk in the woods w/

>>77702625
wanna be my bf then

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>>77702639

wew lad, what happened to not being gay?

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MOOOOM

Post cute anime

The great /brit/ anime renaissance

Never thought I'd live to see the day

>>77702172
>implying /pol/ has more critical thinking than a teaspoon of cum

>leave for 20 minutes
>come back
>still balls deep arguments over this tomboy bender
shant be sticking around with the weebs

Eating some olives stuffed with garlic lads

don't like the thread at the moment
will leave for a bit and hope it's better when i come back

same

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>>77702675

Yeh in that post but before that was classic erp entrapment, it was Russian faggot tier aswell not exactly somthing you learn overnight.

>>77702689
>"we"
>acting like he speaks for the collective
>in reality just a batty boy still in the closet
right cool

they may as well rename /v/ to /a2/ at this point

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watching the 36th Chamber of Shaolin now that the gf has finally gone home

>come back after half an hour
>they're still arguing
fuck off

my WoW guild is disbanding lads
feeling a bit depressed over it

>>77702696
Oh yes you are, Mister Trudeau ;)

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>>77702724

no, m8 you were clearly trying to entrap me and this is starting to get a bit to gay desu. Gunna ignore you and just post more anime from now on

>>77702745
it was because everybody hated you by the way xx

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I'm still awake

>>77702770
are you the coke guy from earlier?

either way its ok, saturday tomorrow.

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>>77702770

Me too, should really switch from booze to coffee at this point

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wishin' i had a brit bf to slump down w/ while he tells me about how hectic of a day he's had while we watch the stars pass us by

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>>77702789
stop posting variants of this

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>>77702789

Just go on tinder, its not exactly hard to find a homo who wants some fuck

I HATE mong.... olia...... as a tourist destination

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great movie this was

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>>77702803
The day I stop being an inane spastic lusting over people across the world because I'm too paranoid and disliking of the people I know here is the day I'll stop spamming my weird fantasies on /brit/.

>>77702836
please don't

anyone remember the cuckio meme

cuckio

>filtering THE iconic /brit/ gimmick

state

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watchin' bladerunner

Has anyone met a nice South African
https://youtu.be/fxEweP2TiMk

>>77702899
one of my favourite movies

or do you mean the new one

porn is the ultimate sign of the death of the white man

puts his women on display for the subhuman masses' pleasure

>>77702909
1982, first time watching it. Parents were never into the sci-fi scene so I never got around to it.

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miss this meme

>>77702926
isn't that not even his son in his pram?
i forgot

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>>77702929
no idea la, wouildnt surprise me tho

>>77702923
its alright
the last 10 minutes don't really make up for the slog of the first two hours

my wife has a son from her previous marriage and some people try to call me a cuck because of that but in reality her ex husband is the cuck

he got cucked out of his woman AND his son
by me

>>77702923
are you watching the directors cut? cus you should be

its a movie that shines in its atmosphere and individual scenes, not the overall ploy imo

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>>77702965
thats right man

you tell em

>>77702974
imagine being an adult man and dressing that like

>>77702965
i guess

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>tfw you weren't born into a life of violence, meaning and sexual degeneracy in the Amazon or the highlands of Afganistan
>tfw you learned how to count
>tfw you learned how to read
>tfw you live in a society of more than 500 people with oppressive property rights

>>77703000
fuck off

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>>77703000

What?

love looking at my old friends from school's facebook accounts

fuels me with such disgust

yvan eht nioj

>>77703000
already know you're an Australian with a proxy because your stupid threads about shitting yourself after eating large amounts of food are posted with both flags, fuck off

>>77703029

He's not exactly a great lookin' bloke whats the problem?

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all i want is a shitty apartment like this that is affordable

any fellow 'wis here?
who in the name of reddit came up with that heart attack awareness ad eh
neighbours must think im watching 'core 'nography on the 'sion

>>77703052
you aren't from here bucks

shion utsunomiya

>>77703042
i guess i get a sense of strange satisfaction of how i am currently childless and stress free

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHgY53QXTyA

>>77702965
that just makes both of you cucks

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>with deadly accuracy, the dart pierces the monkey's heart, and soon its struggles cease.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn8gk67s6YM

Hello.

going to make borgers today

>>77703103
is that Vietnam?

>>77703106
morning

>>77703106
Hello.

>>77703106
fuck off

>>77703125
los simpsones ..

>>77703125

LOS SIMPSON SON ARGINTINA

don't get what all this cigarette regulation shite is all about

if you want people to not smoke then just make tobacco illegal

>>77703114
>>77703116
Good day to you.
>>77703127
You too, I guess.

>>77703181
just snus it up senpai

Take the piss

>>77703181
telling people they can't smoke is not enough
they want people to actively hate the idea of smoking
thus they can say "loop how permissive we are!" by keeping it legal yet punish people severely if they partake in it.

>>77703203
hello cancer ridden runt

>>77703198
alri

*scuttles into the thread, ridden with cancer*
alri fellows, whats the good word

>>77703222
Could you lend me a light?

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right wing death squads

>>77703246
you trying to bum a fag lad

>>77703222
*starts gnawing on one of your cancer lumps*

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I've realised that shisha is the superior way to enjoy tobacco

>>77703261
alri 'sheed

I mean, ejaculating is fine.

I just think it would be more enjoyable if I could do it into a woman of consenting age

just saw my waifu elsa jean on tv!

it was an ad for we are 18

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>>77703273
how bout one of these la

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>>77703254
*reevaluates my knowledge of the english language*
*hesitantly nods*

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jul/29/justine-damond-minneapolis-killing-question-why

When will we get answers? #boycottamerica

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>>77701943
anime is good but American animation still makes better girlfriends2d

>>77703308
yanks are animals

>>77703316
imagine the sheer weight of that wet mop

egg

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asian women

egg

>>77703261
hello rasheed

nicotine gum is vile
might just double down on the ciggies instead and just off myself before I can get cancer

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off to work lads

on the piss again last night

>>77703365
prefer cigars myself x

>>77703366
umm sweaty that's not your gimmick x hand it over x

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>>77703366
have fun at work sweaty, heres your packed lunch x

>>77703289
I suspect they're under 16 o I'm not interested

only a couple dozen more posts before we can have a good edition

>>77703366
hope you get run over by a bus x

reading about the waco massacre

mental

>>77703362
british jokes told to me by my brit friend:

What do you call a Pakistani with bad acne?
>rasheed

What are there so many traffic circles in the UK?
>to lower the amount of corner paki stores

What do you call a Paki working the hotel closet?
>mihat mikoat

>>77703374
well you can't get chemically addicted to those unless you're doing something very wrong

ah yes the beer shits

large anime breasts

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>>77703308
Dr Aussie, I'm USA

love saturday mornings and all the hungover normies crawling into here like pulverised runts heheh

fuck normies

>>77703404
any blood?
captcha: sand gaylord

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rate the breakfast lads

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ayyy lmao

>>77703327
could you image that hair in your over your head, creating the perfect luxurious locks of silky hair, enveloping you in a canopy of face-to-face lovemaking with your girlfriend2d?

um no sweaty x

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>>77703414
Some of us are hungover without being normies

Need to pull it together enough to drive to maccies for a breakfast wrap

>>77703419
*@s you*

>>77703419
sodium content on label?

>>77703419
fuck of amir, put your trip back on so I don't have to see your shit

literally covered head to foot in insect bites and I haven't even left my house in three days

might get a mcflurry

>>77703400
is this comedy in the UK? Why is british humor always so dry?

>>77703422
yes

its really fucking annoying after a while when the girls on top and it keeps hitting your face

>>77703400
>What do you call a Paki working the hotel closet?
thats an old joke about ghandi, doesnt really make sense in that form as its indian names. unless its a joke with a subtext about rorkes not knowing the difference, stewart lee might pull it off.
>to lower the amount of corner paki stores
old joke again and its cornershops lad, the rest is superflous.

>>77703414
there are a significant number of people who post here while drinking alone

imagine them, hunched in front of their PCs in the dark alone, pretending we're their e-friends haha

got a mcflurry

your words don't mean a thing i'm not listening

>>77703453
not really, its playground level jokes.

>differentiating between the brown people

>>77703462
don't believe you

>>77703462
bastard

ice cream is for women and children

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>>77703474
thats what paki means lad

>>77703460
don't think you need to worry about anyone pretending to be your friend x

>>77703497
meow

*pronounces superfluous wrong*

>>77703474
searching paki and desi will get you very different porn in the uk

desi girls 4 lyf

>>77703502
>superfluous dong

wtf germany

>>77703497
hit a nerve, didn't I?
odious little turborunt

woke up alive again lads

>>77703471
better tier example for us yanks?

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hmmmmmmmmmmm

hate poor quality amateur indian/pakistani porn
love preeti and priya and lily
simple as

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LONG LIVE SYRIA

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respectablenegroes.exe

>>77703527
the virgin IQ

>>77703557
anyone would look good in those clothes

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>>77703457
would take it any day. long hair in girlfriend2d always look perfect with just the right bounce. and the eyes are perfect.

>>77703547
glad harrumph finally cut off funding to the moderate beheaders desu

now assad can finally reassert control and the refugees can go back and help rebuild things

>>77703527
'tis merry to see a fellow radical centrist!

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>>77703527
but have you made any interesting gimmicks

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>>77703579
i'm left wing sweaty x

>>77703590
pretty sure he had a hand in the cuckio meme

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>>77703578
>refugee
>syria
put down the cool aid mate

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>>77703590
i make toads?

ah yes that point right before the bump limit where everybody stops posting because they're saving their bad posts for the next bad edition

>>77703614
do you?

>>77703649
go on then,
make a new

>>77703549
>>77703549
>>77703549
>>77703549
New Thread

where the FUCK is the new

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>>77703649

You got me senpai

>>77703670
>>77703672
well done fuckwits

>>77703672
I appreciate you waiting until the bump limit im sorry we both posted threads

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>>77703707
it's ok this is what recycling is for
gotta keep 4chan green