Moving to Australia

>>77697942

you're more likely to earn better money in australia, if you're a skilled fella
also more likely to boil alive and be killed by something under your bed

nz is the safer, tamer brother of australia

depends what you're into

no one will care if you're american, even if you're black, really

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>>77697942
>Say, what are Australia and New Zealand like? The weather? The people?

Picture Canada, now make the forests desert, the cold hot, Indians are Abos, the cars on the other side of the road, and winter is summer.

You are now envisioning Australia

>>77697942

the australian banter meme is real, also

prepare yourself

>>77697942
Fuck off we're full

>>77698200
Literally no one lives in the desert. I've never even seen desert. This meme is annoying.

I picture Australia as basically California

>>77698456
and literally no one lives in our tundra

>>77698545
I live in your mum's tundra

>>77700433
It's a highly populated urban area, I commute there on weekdays

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>>77697942
I moved to Australia a few days ago, here's all the answers you need.

All the memes about Australia aren't actually memes, they're desperate cries for help from Australians. Every third person is called Zhang, I've been assaulted by six different kinds of mammals already (not counting abos, who I don't even want to get started on), and everyone here is a little cheeky shit who I would slap the shit out of, but I'm scared the weight of their beer belly would crush me.

Also it's July and it's cold as fuck, they lied about the heat here.

>>77697942
why do you want to leave your country?
I think US is very good

>>77701189
another cunt falls victim

>>77697942
Isn't Australia a lottery?

>>77701195
I'm just looking for a fresh start, though I'm thinking I could just move states. I'm still in college, so I won't exactly be able to do anything until then.

>>77698353
underrated post

>>77697942
Move to New Zealand. Australia is only good to be a tourist at.

>>77701269
Not if you want a job and a living.
Hence the 518k kiwis in Australia.

>>77697942
Please come to Australia by boat.

>>77701269
To this day I still don't understand why tourists want to come here. Why?