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listening to death grapes

>>77697222
Which tune? Are you from Sacramento?

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>I don't trust the people wo dedicated their lives to helping others solve the problems I'm currently having

>>77697233

inanimate sensation

close by

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What should I get drunk on tomorrow? All I have is Jagermeister so I need something else to drink.

As a New Yorker, how does Toronto keep so clean? Serisouly it makes NYC look like a dump.

fat people need to hurry up an die

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>>77697284
Our police literally shoot the homeless on sight.

I'm your dad

>>77697270
Tequila! I bought some today and it's great.

>>77697288
you want 67% of americans to die?

>>77697305
good start, can't believe how uppity the homeless are here. Honestly, walking up to someone and begging for money? Just sit on the side of the street out of the way and hope someone approaches you

>>77697344
if that's what it takes
if you had ebola, would you want every bacteria in you to die, or just most of them?

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>>77697337
Do I drink it straight or mixed? What other liquor does it taste most like? Brainlet here btw.

I keep having heart pain lads
I'm seriously fucking scared

Alaska sounds nice.

I'd probably move there if I could afford everything.

>>77697284
Why is Seattle more clean than Detroit, or Houston?

Same reason Toronto is nicer than NYC. More whites

>>77697387

then go to a doctor, you obese fuck

>>77697392
Same. Don't they pay you to live there or is that a meme?

>>77697401
They have no record of me at the doctor
What am I supposed to bring?

>>77697421

some form of ID, some form of money, and maybe your SS number

>>77697382
I've been sipping it from a glass straight, I honestly have no idea how to describe the taste other than warm? Idk
If you buy cheap stuff you can mix with orange juice and it's pretty good.

>>77697394

>More whites

Have you been to Toronto? It's basically a chinese colony.

P.S. a really cute chinese girl talked to me in Toronto once

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>>77697387

>>77697270
off brand Jagermeister that comes in a plastic bottle

>>77697394
Seattle is dirty as fuck.
Hobos everywhere and it reeks.

>>77697418
I think it's a tax writeoff sort of thing.

Just go on zillow and look up some of the prices. I've seen shit like 30 acres 10 miles out of town for $10k. Crazy and I love homesteading so I think I'd enjoy it.

>>77697442
>basically a chinese colony.
Paki colony

>>77697441
Okay thanks cutie I'll try that.

>>77697439
I'm a neet and I lost my ss long ago, I don't memorize the number either

>>77697447
Just fucking stop man

>>77697442
I know, it's still whiter than NYC tho. Chinks are the best and cleanest non-white group too

what is the best genre of music and why is it metal?

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>>77697487
Why?

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>NEET
>obese
>lost the most important form of identification one can have

thats the fucking jackpot of poor life descisions

>>77697474
>Seattle is dirty as fuck.
Still cleaner than Houston or Detroit

t. been to all 3

>>77697501
Don't know

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>what is the best genre of music and why is it metal?

>>77697510
Because my life is in danger and I fucking need help
You shouldn't be laughing you dumb moose fucker

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I have arrived

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3kkNfH4yco

Do you guys want me to draw something for you via paint?

>>77697567
draw me a greek gf please

>>77697561
You can get shit like propanalol with a doctor's prescription to help with chronic fast heart and stuff

fucking clipboard

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>>77697561
YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW FATTY

>>77697561

your life wouldnt be in danger if you werent retarded and actually went to a doctor more than once a decade

It's not fair that whites have bad metabolism in their genetics. If asians had our genes, they'd be fat too

I ride a car which I own

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Should I ask her if she wants to hangout tomorrow or if tomorrow I should call her during the day

She might be busy during the day, it might by cringe to ask at night and she might just not be interested

>>77697639
We're adapted for more of a winter climate so we distribute fat differently.

Although pound for pound while africans may have more muscle overall whites have more muscle per pound.

>>77697476
Yeah my dad has been to Fairbanks and Kenai areas multiple times for work, and he said it was stunning, and the people are all so friendly it makes southern hospitality seem like a joke

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>>77697667
And by call I mean text

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WUMBLEEJUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i'm really sad and lonely today for some reason. normally i don't care, but i think its starting to get to me.
it's been five (5) years since i've touched a woman. i make about $45k a year, own my own car, my own place. i don't understand why i'm alone. idk maybe i should put that hi-point 9mm to use

>>77697724
jerk off and you'll stop caring
or you could get a call girl

Where do I go to get my social security card replaced?
I'm feeling like shit

>>77697724
buy a whore

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how do I get in to driving?

I dont have anyone to teach me

>>77697724
embrace radical stoicism

>>77697724
>i don't understand why i'm alone
Because you're not really trying because you're so afraid of rejection, you'd rather sit around feeling sorry for yourself

>>77697669
In my part of CA it's pretty rural and some parts are relatively uninhabitated.

Dangerous animals and lots of space between houses just seems to make people friendlier in general

>>77697741
>>77697755
a cheap whore might make me feel better. but honestly i want a relationship again. fucking women and their addiction to cock

>>77697760
agreed

>>77697724
Idk if 9mm is a big enough caliber honestly.

If it doesn't kill you it would hurt a lot.

>>77697441
Is that you Billy?

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I am going to text a grill if she wants to hang out tomorrow

wish me luck lads

tfw no gf

>find an item off CL
>dont recognize the city its selling from
>first page from google is about shootings and burglaries

think I'll be passing on this

>>77697776
Definitely. All over the world, people from rural areas, small town and villages are always nice and based

>>77697783
you'll never get one if you act like that

>>77697747
The Social Security office?

What a fucking ass clown.

The nearest social security office is 20 miles away in the city
How the fuck am I going to see a doctor now?

>>77697791
that thought crossed my mind a few times. gramps has a S&W 34 MAG, might ask if i can borrow it to go shooting or something

>>77697810
but i've already had several, they just always leave

>>77697803
>being this detached from your surroundings

>>77697841

ride your rascal scooter there, you fat fuck

You ameridumbs embarrass me and my country

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>>77697802

>>77697841
You should have thought about that before you decided to live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere

>>77697845
quit being undesirable
you know why they left

>>77697841
if you start walking tomorrow, you'll make it into the city by Monday morning

>>77697846

excuse me for not knowing every sub-district of a city I dont even live in

>>77697851
eyl

>>77697872
kys

are there any good animes on right now?

tallahassee is a faggot

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>tfw my life

Did you guys know that county and state employee wages are made public by law?

You can straight up apply for jobs and then just look up the minimum and maximum they can pay you with a single google search

>>77697899
true

>>77697850
I I don't have a rascal dumb shit

>>77697862
Fuck you city scum

>>77697897

Kakegurui

18if

Hajimete no Gal

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>kys

>>77697871
Why don't you

>>77697919

why dont you have a rascal? Sold it to buy more big macs, fatty fat fatty?

>>77697947
You're the kind of scum that deserves pain

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why do i like asians slightly more than white girls?

(keep in mind only slightly)

>>77697969
oink oink

>>77697899
don't be rude, dude

>>77697995
they're fit
white people are fat and retarded

>>77697969

you're the kind of whale who could go weeks without eating and still weigh over 300 lbs after your stomach digests itself

>>77698000
I bet I can kick your ass you little bitch

>>77697906
Ontario publishes a list of every public employee who makes over $100000

>>77697995
cause they look underage even though they aren't
it's why they're perfect

>>77697995
you are probably asian

>>77698018

you sure you wouldnt get winded just standing up?

>>77698018
Probably would just sit on him to death tubby

>>77698018
sitting on someone isnt beating their ass

>>77698019
I just found out the minimum they can pay me for this job that I'm interviewing for is $25/hour which is sweet.

Low cost of living too I really really want a job.

>>77697841
get biking

i'm gonna go crazy

>>77698018
doubt you can even see your foot over your belly

>>77697995
they're cuter on average

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>tfw she said she'll think about it
IS IT A YES IS IT A NO IS IT A YES IS IT A NO

>>77697724
drop some acid and go for a hike

>>77698075
it's a maybe

>sourdough and spinach dip
GOAT combination

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>doing drugs

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>>77698059
that's close to the maximum for my pay grade. what job?

>>77698075
It'll depend on her mood

Juvenile fat jokes
You guys are a bunch of overprivileged pieces of shit

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>>77698068
>>77698007
ya it's probably just the thinner on average.

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>I bet I can kick your ass you little bitch

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>not doing drugs

>>77698031

disgusting. this confirms that yellow fever fags are pedos

>>77698113
t. fatty mcfatterson

>>77697897
Made in Abyss

>>77698113

and you're a fat fuck who probably thinks Codeine is a flavor of Mountain Dew

>>77698110
GIS Technician

All I want to do is make maps again. It saved me from the pit of post-college unemployment and I'm doing everything I can to not have to leave it and change careers.

>>77698114
not even talking about weight (although that is another thing). Their faces are cuter and NO it's NOT because they look underage

chicanofornians should be genocided

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>>77698111
>>77698088
I'll just have to ask her what her mood is

I'll ask her at 2:00 pm she has no work tomorrow

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I shitpost constantly on /cum/. All those abhorrent leafposts are probably me, I create a noticeable dip in the quality of the general.
*takes off pants*
*BRRAAAPPPP*
*poopies on your general*
Did you like this post?

Fact: Chicanos are the most powerful race

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>chicanofornians should be genocided

>>77698155
don't know what you're talking about, but a woman that looks 14 but is really 22 makes my dick harder than diamonds

>>77698181
gas yourself pedro

>>77698133
I don't get your stupid joke faggot

>>77698181
T H I S
H
I
S

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>>77698181
Wrong: Italians are the most powerful race

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>>77698227
pathetic

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>I don't get your stupid joke faggot

>>77698196
I would gas myself and survive

>>77698213
stop conversing with chicanos

>>77698243
no one can resist the BLC (big latin cock)

>>77698123
2c-b and MDMA are GOAT

Fucking fat shaming fucks

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i hope you had a nice relaxing day anon.

what did you do today wheather it was productive or not?

>>77698264
we're all chicanos tho

>>77698287

fatty fat fat fatty

>>77698290
no we aren't retard

>>77698288
got drunk, contemplated suicide, and jumped in a river hoping i'd die, cause i'm white

cF - bucktooth cyclops

>>77698288
went to work like a good wagecuck

feelin pretty low

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Do some people unironically not drink tap water?

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>>77698296
whatever you say pacito

>>77698343
>inb4 fluoride

Having a bit of fat (not too much) is healthy. That's our body's natural way of storing energy. In the olden days, the slightly chubby guy was the "fittest" in the sense of Darwinian evolution since he can sustain himself longer when food is scarce.

>>77698378
just get a filter

>>77698343
i don't.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/sperm-count-dropping-in-western-world/

99% of my life i was lied to

>>77698396
being even slightly chubby is bad for your health
http://www.webmd.com/diet/news/20010709/even-being-slightly-overweight-increases-risk-for-many-diseases

>>77698406
about the jews?

>>77698423
about everything

>>77698397
I don't believe that fluoride shit. I already get filtered water from my fridge if that counts.

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>Having a bit of fat (not too much) is healthy. That's our body's natural way of storing energy. In the olden days, the slightly chubby guy was the "fittest" in the sense of Darwinian evolution since he can sustain himself longer when food is scarce.

>>77698399
kys

>>77698453
well that guy is fat and married and i'm skinny and still a virgin

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i would prefer if you guys cute posted more.

thank you.

>>77698437
it's not just fluoride
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/birth-control-in-water-supply/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1241569/
etc

>>77698406
Slim Shady LP is still GOAT

>>77698477
fuck off

>>77698459
if you want to be a pawn of the new world order, go right ahead.

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cutepost coming through

>>77698488
Can't spell crap without rap

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LITTERALLY me in a couple minutes.

What's so great about the current world order? Maybe the New one will be better

>>77698528
but the new world order is chinks

too many wh*tes

>>77698551
the chinks will wipe out the pakis

based

>>77698477
will do when the chicanos are in bed

>>77698528
nothing is great about it. why do you believe the "New World Order" is "new" or "order?"
a trick used by psychopaths and commies is to give things misleading names in an attempt to frame their position in a positive light

>>77698570
but pakis keep poos in check

>>77698579
it's gonna be a while. we're all on the west coast

>>77698609
poos = pakis

>>77698579

West coast RUNS RNH

reminder that Pakistan is an american ally

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Good evening gentlemen.

>>77697365
Ebola's a virus you idiot

Alt Right man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Alt Right man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Alt Right man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Alt Right man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Alt Right man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Alt Right man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land

>>77698760
Viruses are a type of bacteria, moron

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By Monday, expect temperatures some 8 to 12
degrees above normal, hottest across the northern Sac Valley where
latest model guidance continues to come in warmer with each run.
Daytime temperatures will top out in the 105 to 111 degree range
across the northern Sac Valley, 100-106 elsewhere in the Valley

banana man is a much better song than ocean man
why did anyone ever listen to it?

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>>77698800

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>the state of /cum/

>>77698508
blow me goober

>>77698800
>Canadian education

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Evens Mad Men
Odds Seinfeld

>>77698514
>not making pressure cooker red sauce with hot sausage like a real american

stop right there commie

if you're watching this in 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022,
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>Buy some Aspirin while in the States
>300 pills, what a bargain
>Current day
>get headache
>open aspirin
>pills are fucking tiny
>box tells me to take up to 8 at once

Did I get scammed? What the fuck is up with these tiny pills

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>tfw she gave me a maybe

if only guys were as cute as girls, I'd never have to deal with these soul sucking succubi

why didn't you just write a script to type it for you?

I don't remember which day I was banned but apparently it was more than 3 days ago .

>>77698948
dosage is printed on the front of the bottle
they're baby asprin. for babies

>>77699057
What happened to my redditflags,

>>77699078
M-maybe they'll work now

>>77698948
Were they baby aspirin? How many mg of aspirin is in them?

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>tfw birthday depression is starting to kick in

>>77699139
hitting 25 was pretty rough, I don't want to think about 26

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>>77699151

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>>77698948
>taking pills

*vapes*

The President eats cheeseburgers and pizzas, so that means he's a common man.

If you don't agree, you're being elitist about eating cheeseburgers and pizzas.

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>>77699253

literally no one is saying that

>>77699114
>>77699068
Says 81 mg on the bottle

Also something about NSAID which might cause "severe stomach bleeding"
Bit worried now

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>>77699253
T H E
M O O C H

>>77699274
Anthony Scaramucci said that you fucking moron.
Keep up with the news instead of sitting on /pol/ all day.

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This is the best flag ever designed.

>>77699285
Yeah that's the low dose kind you're supposed to take as a blood thinner to prevent heart attacks when you're 50+. Normal dose is 325mg. Stomach bleeding thing is if you take a shitload every day for multiple years, you're fine.

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>>77699306
false it's japan

>>77699139
It never really kicked in for me until I hit 25, logged into Facebook for the first time in 5 years, and found out all my friends I made in High School/College's kids are now around 5 years old.

People from Louisiana: was it weird for y'all after 9/11 when everyone was anti-French and did memes like "freedom fries"?

I don't recognize any of you posters. When is Cara and Dane comnig online

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I post beautiful women to distract me from the fact that I am lonely

>>77699309
Well shit
Looks like I got memed on

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>>77699392

>>77699402
You can start any time.

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Is Marina Poster (me) actually in any of your minds
do you miss you
do you notice when I'm here

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>>77699392
Don't you recognize the Icelander? He's like the life of the party these days.

>>77697724
do you watch porn a lot
do you lift
do you have mental issues
are you /fa/
do you have mommy issues

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>>77699392
>>77699411

>>77699420
who?

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>>77699431
based niggerdick sucker

>>77699420
Literally never heard of you.

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>>77699437
I will continue my efforts

drove to the bar and had a few beers almost started crying and freaking the fuck out while i was in there

the female celeb gimmick is overdone on cum

try something original

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>>77699439

Angelica poster show yourself you coward

>>77699486
why would we ever stop posting beautiful women, that goes against human nature

drank too much coffee and feel like I'm going to vomit

I belong in the zoo

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>drinking the white man's poison

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>>77699486
What about Tubbie posting?

>>77699515
water is poisoned at this point, you really just gotta pick something

>>77699515
that kitty is so cute
hes standing his ground :3

>>77699516
give it a try

i'm really fuvcking lonely holy shit it's bad

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*blocks your path*

>>77699534
Hello M2.

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>2017
>people choose to drink alcohol
>people choose to drink soda
fucking mongoloids

>>77697288
I smoke too, I'm working on it buddy.

>>77699534
I miss being lonely, just with a bottle and my thoughts.

>>77699553
h

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>everyone at the treatment center is in a shitty mood
>get some shot for isolating
>leave and go to Tim's a ways away
>browse /cum/ before the ol aa meeting
gonna be one of those nights desu

>>77699568
i might kms, it's so isolated out here.

>>77699580
rise up Calgary kun and make yourself a legend

>>77698709
They really are aren't they?

https://youtu.be/asuCRlzXbko?t=44 footage of denmark(proxy) as a child

*bends over and spreads ass cheeks*

>>77699580
>>get some shot for isolating
what?

>>77697195

s-sauce on the girl?

>>77698553
Are there? Whats the right number?

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Who /perennially sad but momentarily comfy/ here?

It's monsoon season and the only thing missing a cute girl in my arms as the storm rages but we remain safe and warm

>>77699623
i-its j-just some generic stock image of a bimbo you s-s-s-s-stuttering faggot

>>77699596
what am I supposed to be legendary for?>>77699606
meant to say shit
Counsellor said he hasn't seen me around much. Probably bc there's nothin to do but smoke and play some shitty card game and I don't smoke

I'm a Buddhist.

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today is sadest i've been in a long time. i just want to cause people as much pain as i possibly can so they can feel a fraction of what i feel. i want to cause harm to strangers i don't even know just because they have a wife and kids, somethinfg i'll never have. i want to cause that man so much pain

>>77699665
good choice

>>77699674
Go away Elliot

>>77699639
Everybody stutters one way or the other,
so check out my message to you.
As a matter of fact, don't let nothin' hold ya back
If the Scatman can do it, so can you. I'm the Scatman.
(Where's the Scatman?)
I'm the Scatman!

>>77699682
Can't dodge him so don't even try

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>the exclamation point on my 4chan tab is red

>>77699639
k :(

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does this guy look flexible to you?

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>>77699720
>My post gets three replies

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>>77699732
im sorry for bullying you

>>77699736
that's his secret
15 inch donger

reminder that if your posts consistently get 2 replies or more, you're probably a interesting normie and need to GTFO immediately

>>77699580
Are you inpatient? They let you have internet access? Keep going, the shit will catch on. Take the parts you like, and leave the rest, you've heard it by now.

>>77699720
that means dead thread for me

>>77699649
for being a total beach babe

i'm sick of having to pay child support while my baby momma gets married to s guy thats 45 and my kid doesn't even know my name.
thats just life tho right
you fucking faggot kids, still 17 sucking on your mommy's tit, telling me "oh dude it's not that bad, like i had a girl tell me she doesn't like elliot smith and that hurt my fellers so bad, i know how you feel dawg shit hurts"
fucking fags

>>77699758
How to normie? I don't understand such things.

>>77699758
NEETS can attention WhORe too

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I did a think about privilege lads.

I think its a very simple and unoriginal concept that, had the modern left not packaged it into a self-righteous new label they call "privilege", would be generally accepted by everyone. For basically all of history some people have had more opportunities than others. That's just how society works and everyone I've ever met would accept this as fact if you did not use the p-word.

It's simply that the modern left is hell-bent on making it into a bigger issue than it really is. Chances are you have had opportunities that others have not, so don't be a dick about it.

Why does the left sperg about making this huge. I understand that the right spergs about it because they feel that the left is in a sense invalidating the experiences, achievements, and opinions of those they consider to have privilege.

>>77699786
>having unprotected sex
you're the worst person

>>77699760
No I either phone post or go to the library
just hard to hold on when the faggotry makes you want to kys

*slaps your crush on the butt*

just cleaned the kitchen lads

>>77699800
Good think, anon. I like your neutral point of view on it. Very refreshing.

>>77699800
Most of what the left is considered "preachy" about is actually just fucking common sense, they are just too fucking useless as any type of collective group to get their point across without resorting to memes or logical fallacies, which makes it easier for people to dismiss them.

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>>77699786

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>>77699786
that's rough

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Privilege doesn't exist, your ancestors worked hard to get you where you hard today while niggers fucked around in the jungle.

Never forget this

you have to be a brainlet to still posting pepe in 2017

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>>77699834
Explain to me what "perkele" means please.

>>77699844
liking that image

>>77699844
you love posting this image

>>77699844
i like this pic

>>77699851
i know

>>77699880
the devil in the old religion of finland

>>77699818
How long are you in for or is it not a set time? Inpatient drama is pretty shit, you can't really get away from it either. Take it as a lesson, because you're gonna have to go through it again if you start fucking up.

YOU GET WHAT YOU GET AND YOU DONT THROW A FIT

>>77699870
That would be fine if the Europeans didn't go get the Africans and take them to another country and Society

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>>77699892
Thanks bro.

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>>77699886
It is surprisingly relevant to the general discussion here much of the time

New thread

>>77699921
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>>77699925
now THIS is one comfy pepe

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>>77699907
Muslims did the same thing to us for a longer period of time, niggers should've learned to use gun powder and took advantage of their environment. Northern europe was inhabited by humans for less than half as long as africa was, I dont feel an ounce of pity for coming out on top.

>>77699894
Ten weeks of groups a couple weeks of work search, can sty longer
Not inpatient can leave at times and could fuck off any time if I wanted