/asean/

what should we talk about today

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>>77696835
We can talk about lolis.

What happened to /asean/? It's rare for a thread to even last the night anymore, let alone reach bump limit. This wasn't the case before.

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>>77696551
Let's talk about pedophilia. I think you're repressing something in your subconsciousness that you express by posting drawn depictions of underaged girls in questionable clothing for their "age".

>>77696969
Fuck off peru

>>77696551
nonce

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Years ago I listened to a Vocaloid group-dubbed song on youtube, I remember that almost all sentences of the lyrics ended with "nya" or "nyan" or a very similar sound, I think it was indonesian but I'm not sure, what asian language you know that has similar sounds at the end of its sentences? I'm sure it wasn't on purpose (they weren't imitating cat sounds or anything like that), I thought it was cute, I wish to listen more songs like that.

>>77698433
Yea it's probably Bahasa

>>77698433
That picture is lewd.

>>77696902
I stopped posting

>>77698433
which part of juventus are you from, lad

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>>77698628
yup it's that one!

>>77698657
tehee.

Phillipines? Let's have a seat and talk a bit.

Pedo.

>>77698802
is it true Vietnamese is 30% Cantonese and 30% Hokkien?

hello

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>>77698761
I don't follow soccer anymore m8.
By the way I found that song again:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib8DHcaTFag

I love it both the original and the dub.

>>77698628
It's really weird to call indonesian language "bahasa"

>>77698433
Bahasa Melayu and Bahasa Indonesia has "nya".
>Bersama (With/Together) = Bersamanya (With them)
>Milik (Own) = Miliknya (Owned by them)
>Tanpa (Without) = Tanpanya (Without them)

"nya" in this case referring to the owner of the subject. It always at the end and never at the front of a word.

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>>77698888
dem digits.

>>77698960
>Bersama (With/Together) = Bersamanya (With them)
that's probably it, considered the context of the song.

>>77699061
oops meant to quote the other line:
>Milik (Own) = Miliknya (Owned by them)

just comparing the lyrics with the first few lines from the original it's looks like it.

There's also words without being the possessive of nya such as
>nyanyi = sing
>nyaman = delicious / comfy / worry-free
>nyamuk = mosquito
>nyawa = life / soul
>nyaris = almost (hit by)
>nyaring = loud (sound)
>nyata = real (irl)
>nyanyuk = senile
>nyapnyap = nagging

>>77698843
Meme, we all have Chinese blood, but it was 1100 years ago, "Cantonese" and "Hokkiens" are not things yet. Also, Cantonese are just Tai and Hmong-Mien tribes that got assimilated into the Han society.

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>>77698844
hello nippon man. do you believe that the 2020 olympics will be the end of loli as we know it?

>>77698844
fuck off jap

>>77698863
>>77699061
>>77699126
From the mv
>Saatnya = It's time
>menyayangimu = Loves you
>nyanyi = sing
>caranya = this is the way
>nyenyak = soundly sleeping
>banyak = many / much (quantity)

>>77699268
Thanks, I was about to replay to catch the right words.

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>>77696969
>Let's talk about pedophilia.
You mean a modern creationist tier pseudo-science concept pressured into the sciences by women, which seeks to further undermine what has been otherwise entirely healthy and normative male sexuality for the past handful of millennia?

About about cunts like you and >>77697625 stop coming to 4chan instead?

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>>77699527
go get em boy

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Is Angel's 3Piece worth to watch?

>>77699970
me in the middle.

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>>77699970
if you felt a subtle tickling sensation on your weewee upon seeing this picture, that means you should watch it.

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>>77696551
>>77696863
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>>77700040
This is the popo
open your door

Since when did this general became so supportive of pedophilia?

>>77700706
This is the homo
open your asshole

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>>77700856
when a season ends a new one come
erp died when i was gone
>>77700866
you mess with the wrong popo, homo

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How long do non-mudslime girls date before they expect to be married in Indonesia? Does it vary by race?

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>>77700856
We always have been indog, we always have been.

>>77700901
I wish you gone for good tbqh famalamalala.

>>77700919
Depends, can be as long as several years.

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really makes me think

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>>77700982
wont gone till some indog prostitute gave me every type of std
but then again they are indog :^)

>>77700919
after 25
also no
it vary to place, in town prob closer to 30, the further away the younger the age

>>77701052
But I always figured that you have AIDS ever since you was born because your whore mom got raped by kelings and she didn't know whose STD laden cum that impregnate her.

>>77701168
sounds like every indog scenario
only they were gangraped and ahok standing at a chair, recording before selling it at philippine

>>77701245
There's no need to be mad at random people, just embrace your keling heritage and spread your gene by raping chinks. Make your daddies proud.

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>>77701323
no one is mad at indog
if mad already did protest at indog embassy about lumpia although its clearly hokkien hence daddy china.

>>77701355
Shit, son. Now you speak nonsense, is your brain too retarded to comprehend all of this emotional buildup? Why not vent your rage by raping your poor neighbor's dog? I know you fuck anything that walks and rape everything that runs.

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Hand over your lolis!

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>>77701438
cant rape the neighbor inDOG
else i will get rabies from animal instead of vietmoi and thai ladyboy
http://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2017/07/04/no-to-cats-and-dogs-from-sarawak-peninsular-malaysia-bans-import-due-to-outbreak-of-rabies-in-serian/

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>>77700982
>several years
>>77701052
>after 25
That's too long. I want to have kids before I'm too old.

>>77701452
take our loli
>>77700977
>>77700040
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>>77696551

>>77699970
Made in Abyss is better.

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This is what indog and malingsia bants looks like

HMMMmmm

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>>77701486
Don't mind if I do~

>>77701477
go to village then in the middle of nowhere. pretty sure you can be one of those guys who married underage girl after rape because of perverted arab law or married 60 year old woman

>>77701498
Still better than regionalistic banter.

>>77701508
Is F1 still popular there? There's a race there this weekend.

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>>77701520
I guess, I see the normies post about it on facebook but I don't really go outside.

>>77701536
are you a connoisseur of erp?
asking for a friend

>>77701474
Now you being sad because no dog to fuck? Wow, now I don't know what shit I can recommend to you. Do you know that you can make yourself some money by selling your body? You should ask your mom for the detail.

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>>77701625
You mean that sex thing? But I'm a virgin ...

>>77701647
nah mate
already have few indog fuckbuddy i met at a private uni
why do your woman craving my cock so much

>>77701498
still better than pinoys posting

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jIY4t0dMCQ
why is this indo so thicc???

>>77701716
Look I know that your stepdad always beat you so much, now your brain's too retarded to separate the truth from the imagination. But lying on the internet is wrong, didn't your daddy ever taught you this between his session of beating and molesting?

Good morning /assean/

>>77701760
On what 90's she born?
Looks like 17 yo in the video.

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>>77701510
No, lad. I'm already dating a very early 20s girl. Guess I just have to smooth talk her.

>>77701854
You want to know how to % chance marying her?
Make her preggy, make sure her family know it was you. Guaranteed they'll force you to marry her .

why is malaysian politics so entertaining?

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>>77702055
Give me a quick rundown.

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>>77702049
I'm bringing her here where divorces happen when someone sneezes. I'm not about to fuck up and get her preggers before marriage, anon. There's decades of statistics about this shit, you know.

>>77698433
MotherFUCK

We're sorry normie aseans, Nippon was wrong. We didn't expect SEA become full of pedo-weeb shits.

>complaining about anime and loli on 4chan

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Balkanization of Indonesia and The Philippines WHEN?

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>>77702246
This. I promised Im going to samurai myself in the near future anyway, just let me have my fun.

>>77702218
fix it nao

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>>77696551
You love lolis, but lolis don't like you.
>Q.E.D.

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>>77702379
Dumb, rude hagposter.

>>77702218
What's wrong with exporting your culture? Would you rather have this, or have the same countries hate you due to your war crimes?

>>77702055
Are you reading about article 153 of the constitution or something?

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>>77702055
Because he keeps doing everything wrong.

>>77702709
Those countries are also ocuppied with weebs, though.

>>77702709
>your culture
>heartless, artistic void of grind of industry tickling repressive sexual fetishes and cultural fetishism for monetary gain
>""export"" being some ostracised individuals watching some of that on a free streaming site, not even contributing to that industry

Together forever, no matter how long

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>>77702809
>he keeps doing everything wrong.
But he is gonna win elections next year.

>>77702955
studios do make money licensing shows to foreign markets while weebs from said markets buy shit like BDs, figures, manga, ect

Recommend me some /asea/n metal music tiny men.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO_JJSp3y0Y

Japanese loli > asean loli

>>77704971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1OTltEItZA

Are there someone interested in purchacing/renting real estate-house, apartment, office,e.t.c.- in Japan?

>>77704971
Me fav:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx9N-q7f0jk

>>77705031
how much do they go up in value every year

>>77704971
bit fgt but ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86DCuP7kkEU

>>77705031
>purchasing
Foreigner can purchase properties in japs?
In here you need to have Indonesia's ID card to purchase properties here, or else you only can rent.

>>77705253
No restriction related with nationality but some banks aren't favorable to lease against foreigners living outside of Japan. No problem if you live in here.

>>77705572
That's quite nice actually. Assuming I decide to buy property and live there, how will it be registered? using my passport? and how will I pay the property tax? just like native?

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Hey guys!

Look at what our government is forcing us to download.

>>77705838
that's what you pay for being "first world" my man

>>77705838
Why can't they do it as smooth as NSA.
Do you have some must have local application like facebook or Google on which they can put their botnet eleganly?

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>>77705838
>tfw our (((government))) will force us to download similar app in the future
Fuck this authoritarian (((government)))

>>77705838
>tfw your government goes full 1984
Is this the price for Big Brother love?

>>77705838
freedom

>>77705838
What is it for?

>>77705838
Can i download it also? Just to have that first world feel

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>>77705838
Fugg I lost it.
Hopefully they will add anti littering function next that keeps track when you buy stuff like kuaci and records all your lepak spots.

>>77705910
Most likely outsourced(to India), like the olympic gold medal.

>>77705953
Do you think ((they)) haven't make a deal with Gojek to plant their botnet?
Come on guys!!
Wake Up!!

>>77698433
Not taking any chance

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>>77705949
>this coming from the incompetent government who can't even properly make ID cards for its citizens
>(((e-KTP))) is actually a useless piece of plastic that has nothing to do with "electronic"

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>>77706094
Oh my fuck. That's why the price is cheap, they're funded by (((government))).

>>77704971
Auman and Matiasu are quite good imho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDs3HurxXq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDYaIJP_TWM

you can also try seringai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wno56tvF_dE

>>77706144
>That's why the price is cheap
Gojek raise their basic fee this month. It's not fucking cheap anymore

>>77706075
Still I think they can force your local app to share your gps data.
Here we have Gojek (uber for motorcycle) which I believe is easily compromised.

>>77706094
What if (((they))) injected AQUA with nanomachines to track us?

M-my vision is augmented!

>>77706003
Anti terrorism and rape, just press a button and the app will automatically update your status on twitter so that security forces can help you
#NOT THE ANUS NOO
#CUMMMMING

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Could you Nuke the muslim towns in your cunts pls?
Ktnx

>>77706217
That sounds awesome, when are we getting one?

>>77706217
MINDEF states it has some sort of "e-learning" materials in it.

>>77706042
I'm pretty sure any one can, they'll just IP block you like that they did with PSO2(fucking Asiasoft).

>>77706241
But Malay chan will be in Sungai Buloh for sodomy and Bakahime as well for rape threats.

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>>77706305
Exactly, shit would be amazing.

>>77706094
>>77706144
>>77706196
> Perantau Jakarta di libur lebaran
> Tak punya kendaraan
> Warung2 tutup semua
> Mau pesan makanan lewat Gojek, aplikasi minta izin gps
Aaaaaaaaaa, botnet pengen gua mati apa ya?!!

>>77705758
All same as natives.
Passport and bank account are required.

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>>77706136
>"w-we make a sea toll when we become president!"
>expected to have inter-island toll road in the future
>it's actually just a fucking ship
No, anon. We're just already mastering the art of PHP.

>>77706435
What happen to that 10 billion dollar sunda strait bridge mega project?

>>77706435
Well, you're just retarded in a first place not knowing what sea toll is.

>>77706535
He must be thinking about connecting all the goddamn islands with bridges.

>>77706535
>>77706586
Wow, you must be so clever to know what sea toll is when Joke Cowy told about it.

>>77706532
DOA.

>>77706435
PHP
Pemberi Harapan Palsu?

Are you fucking 12 or wat?

>>77706667
Look, I don't give a shit about the """<<<((({{{[[[government]]]}}})))>>>""" but you embarrass yourself son.

>>77706746
Not an argument.

>>77706737
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PHP

>>77706782
Nice argumentative retort, now pat yourself on the back.

>>77706848
If you google sea toll, it's all about Jokowi plan. There's nothing about other definition. So of course, no one knows about what sea toll is until Jokowi told about it, you retarded faggot.

>>77706911
Maybe you would too know if you actually watch/read the news instead of reading the title of LINE today.

*have a cold in the morning, non-sneezing*
*take Polarax at 2.30*
*just woke up*

What are alts for the common cold? I don't want to wake up feeling like someone punched my face and sweating like I have fever. They're RM2.00 here that's why I have lots of them.

Don't speak ill about the government guys. They might arrest you.

>>77707063
Watch pron

>>77706667
What is sea toll?

I think I need to my nether and ass area waxed.
Will I get judged by the technician by being a male(male) when she waxed me?

>>77706667
A simple google search will answer your question.
Sasuga kaum bumi datar.

this thread should be nuked

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>>77707332
you should be nuked

>>77707332
include tagalog lands also

>>77707552
*entire feelypenis

>>77706328
>Bakmi GM require javascript
shit nigga

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>>77707332
Pls the one shaded in green

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>>77707953
Kek, I actually understood that

>>77705838
>Chinkaporeans will just spread their buttcheeks and accept the status quo

Amos Yee is a hero Chinkapore does not deserve

>>77705838
wew

What's wrong with totalitarianism?

>>77708906
>What's wrong with bending over for a bunch of dudes in suits who will tell you everything what you want

>>77708906
wow i read that as "lolitarianism"

>>77708906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iE24lTXlDk

>>77707074

I will arrest you!

>>77696551
I require sauce

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>>77709131
only because im feeling extra generous tonight.
/g/926666/05b92a52a7

>>77706328
Please go back

>>77708957
But the bunch of dudes in suits will give you what they believe you need to ensure order and stability.

>>77709218
What if that means killing all the Malay Muslims or the Chinese in Malaysia

Or force converting everyone to shia muslims

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>>77709197
Many thanks. Here's a molly for your troubles

>>77707063
Ginger, pure bee honey and hot water
Slice ginger thinly
Pour hot water in a glass of 1tbs of honey
Let ginger soak for 10 min
Drink and back to sleep

I haven't been sick in over 3 years, am I sick?

>>77709363
Said dudes are probably smart enough not to go overboard and keep the body count to acceptable level since excessive violence will lead to SYRIA'D. Even Philippines is still functioning after thousands get tok tok bang bang.

>>77707063
Lemon juice as is.
Raw onion and garlic

Test

>>77709541
Be grateful for what you have. It is a mere test for you. What have you done with your good health, anoni kun?

>>77709581
What if they are not smart enough and they do go over board
No one can stop them

Just think about it
totalitarianism can apply to things you don't want as well like open borders to those Indian Muslim Refugees from myanmar

>>77709218
Reminds me of that Adventure Time ep, business dudes.
>We ensure safety, not comfort
Well, time for an anarchic "state" and start all over again :)

How you doing /asean/? I've got a fever and my mom, a pharmacist, reckons I take TWO (2) Polarax to sleep it off.

dead

mati
What are malay slangs/sayings for death? I watched Patch Adams recently and wow, so much terms for dying in that scene where Robin Williams met the grumpy ol' guy with cancer.

>>77707063
Leek in butt

>>77712136
>What are malay slangs/sayings for death?
Mampus

>>77709509
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>>77707097
I'm gonna try that, thanks kawan.

>>77712184
I don't have leeks, will a dick do?