High Toryism edition
sue
FUCK DRUMPF
how do atheists explain THIS?
>>77695741
And white people
anime
mad how far a bit of shaving cream goes
Thread theme
Ralph Vaughan Williams - Fantasia on a Theme by Thomas Tallis - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U6sWqfrnTs
beans
Alri boyz
Who /drunk/ here?
score one for the good guys
>>77695760
i 2nd this
have been made VERY upset by the new Tim video
what the fuck were the facebook admins thinking?
What was fucking wrong with his account?
>>77695790
Me, a bit high as well, what is up
baiting brits, continentals and yanks into arguments with each other over dunkirk on /tv/
Tims about to tip over the edge
>>77695790
Sorry don't drink the devil's elixer
anime
>>77695651
think it's cringey when reviewbreah comments on these vids
What accent do rich northerners/midlanders have?
assuming they exist
>>77695796
Sounds like he's a bit jealous he's not part of the master race.
>>77695661
depends really what you mean by good.
if you mean they're good at omitting information, appealing to buzzwords like rationality so that you feel sure in your pre-existing convictions - yes they're good
if you mean good as in actually getting to the truth of matters and helping you to form proper understanding of the goings on in the world at large - no they're not very good.
I would go after lefty equivalents of them, but i don't know of any. Sarkeesian? she's also full of shit.
Thinking of making being ace my gimmick like one of those boring insufferable faggots
>>77695815
You sound like a poofter m8
>>77695803
Maybe he was reported for spam or nudity, he did have some images of his surgery he had right above his balls showing the scar
>>77695803
tim's sane personality had the account disabled for the safety of his insane personality
>>77695790
got a little buzz
>>77695803
all I can think is that finally somebody noticed him because he got some modicum of fame, the moderator realised he was mentally ill and thought the undue attention would be bad for his health.
the only way they could think to stop him gaining attention was to disable the account so nobody could see it
>>77695803
nothing, you just report an account enough and it gets banned. my m8 accidentally got his gfs account banned because he kept reporting her for bullying hahaha
>>77695819
it's like seeing a celebrity
what's happened now?
>>77695846
its like figt club except he keeps playing the piano instead of heeming man
>>77695878
i'm sure he thinks that
love holding a really tough poo in and letting it play havoc on my bum
lads
ReviewBrah is commenting on literally all of Tim's vids.
I think he unironically enjoys his content.
>>77695774
3 minutes in, just letting you know I'm really enjoying this
>>77695867
but in the video when he said "i might as well be living on the moon" i realised that facebook and twitter are literally his only points of contact he has with the outside world (he doesnt know how to use youtube comments)
its inhumane to cut him off like this, wtf
need a job
80% of the jobs in the field I want to work in are in london or at grim insurance firms
>>77695796
Oh look. A black comedian joking about racism by being racist. Bet he has large repertoire of hilarious original jokes
>>77695903
he obviously lurks here and just wants us to know that without saying it outright
Someone give me a quick rundown on this guy
>>77695903
>he doesnt unironically enjoy listening to tim and following his story with him
hello pleb
Tim should put down that video hes showing his email ffs
>>77695882
tim got banned from facebook
check his youtube
seen tim irl 2bh.
was in central oxford (high street) some time in late february. saw him walking down the road. he was looking really suspicious and his face was sort of tilted to the side.
thought it best not to approach him.
Cernan's being the last person to walk on the Moon means that Purdue University holds the distinction of being the alma mater of both the first person to walk on the Moon (Neil Armstrong), and the most recent.
Cernan was one of only three humans to travel to the Moon on two different occasions (the others being Jim Lovell and John Young) and one of only twelve people to walk on the Moon.
Apollo 10 holds the world/Moon record for the highest speed attained by any manned vehicle at 39,897 km/h (24,791 mph) during its return from the Moon on May 26, 1969
caught a reply from the alt right on tv
>>>/tv/85581924
reviewbrah is in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>77695926
I wonder who's behind this post
Been reading about shariah law and it doesn't see that bad. Could be integrated into British law quite easily. I'm not for it per se, but I wouldn't oppose it.
https://youtu.be/W3U3-bbPayI?t=57
really cool how randomers on 4chan can produce high quality stuff like this
>We have now had the opportunity to consider very carefully your background and experience in relation to others who have also applied to us.
>Unfortunately, we have had applications from other candidates who meet our current requirements more closely than you do, so therefore we are unable to proceed with your application at present. However, we will keep your CV on file and will contact you if a suitable opportunity arises in the future.
>>77695948
No bugger has been to the moon.
>>77695956
would subscribe to him if he were British
He's alright
ALRIGHT LADS
WHICH ONE IS REVIEWBRAH?
>>77695926 THIS YANK
or
>>77695954 THIS YANK
or
>>77695956 THIS YANK
REVEAL YOURSELF
twistin on em Ds
>>77695989
all me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm67wbB5GmI
very interesting
why can't yanks piss off to their own general? don't mind other JFs but genuinely despise them
>>77695910
I think the mod that did it had to make a decision between a) leaving it and potentially it spiralling out of control and leading to him doing something drastic, or b) deleting the account so no more people find out about him
the person doing it wouldnt have known how much it will affect him, just that he was starting to attract bad people. they couldnt just delete the original post because it had already been shared with multiple other meme accounts and passed around
it might be for the best, depends if he's still upset in a week really
>>77696017
This but reviewbrah can and must stay
>>77695954
did a reply for you x
>>77696017
hate yanks
don't respond to them, I swear there 1 or 2 autists here 24/7
>>77696017
never been to /cum/ and i dont feel like learning a whole new general's worth of inside jokes and lingo
Need guitar lessons and a curry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqvwBos9HQk free jazz lads
Can someone explain tim to me I'm new here
Just seen Tim disabled Facebook
>>77695954
came to your aid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy-HrPwpbgM
Eye keeps twitching
US is so fucking aesthetic lads
mmmm sexy cats mmmmmmmm sexy cat pussy mmmmmmmmmmmmm
how do you get a job lads
*bums you*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2UHRhaVaVA
tim's fb has been disabled because people have probably been falsely reporting him, i think its sad because i dont htink ehs mentally competent enough to get in contact with the fb moderation team and explain the situation
>>77696138
there's no way 184 people really post in /brit/
>>77696127
is that miami
>>77696106
It's because you're tired, senpai
Baiting normdroids that have their full name and picture on YouTube
Love how angry they get
>>77695977
>tfw your home board doesn't have a team
How do I get one for us?
Whats the process?
why does tim want to go to america?
US is so fucking aesthetic though lads
>>77696161
over the period of a month? yes, that's likely
No thanks, I don't eat curry Vinny, you paki.
>>77696149
Tomorrow he'll probably blame hackers or Oxford health for it
The Earth is round, a globe
There are girls in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>77696180
NO CANCEL THIS
just googled it and they came up with a surprise team at the last moment after 2 years of inactivity!
WOAH!
>>77696187
>Why does someone from a small cramped grey island want to go to the greatest country on earth and one of the greatest in the history of the world?
doing a think
>>77696187
he studied abroad in california
>>77696161
not at one time, but over the course of a week I can see at least 150 people coming in or out
>>77696188
there aren't sunsets in any other part of the world
>>77696138
Leftypol getting heemed
/brit/ probably has between 70-100 unique posters a day
MAD that one of the yanks in this thread right this very second is actually reviewbrah
>>77696001
VERY interesting
Really wishin' I had a brit bf.
>>77696180
/int/ has a team which is playing /co/ tomorrow
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//int/
is Doran here
>>77696251
>>77696214
hellooo
>>77696272
thanks but int isnt my homeboard
Also, do you know how where the best place to watch an entire season is?
I want to catch up on the Spring Babby Cup 2017
>>77696275
that yank from earlier was right, he looks incredibly Churchillian here.
I saw Summer at a Morrisons in Norfolk yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a wanker and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Madam, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>77696214
I'm only a girl if you're straight.
blood tastes of metal which isnt right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMtgyRU6az8 real sad shit
found this toad hiding in my /brit/ folder
>thanks but this isnt my homeboard
>>77696305
that fringe has 90 degree angles
not a massive fan
What is this obsession people have with books? They put them in their houses like they're trophies. What do you need it for after you read it?
>>77696300
no idea, only learned about it all today heh
reckon i could rob a bank and get away with it
i swear modern bank robbers are retarded
>homeboard
>>77696347
if you want to read it again?
>>77696149
>i want to be in america not htis country
wow he really is mentally ill
>>77696275
does he fuck that dog
>>77696347
Ereaders are still horrid
>>77696347
its about being pretentious.
most people don't even read all of the books they display.
Is the hatposter a script or something? It's always the same two people
>>77696347
look good on insta and that
hate the word panties. so awkward to say and kills the mood
she's so lovely omg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMB6OwVdb7I
>>77696347
>>77696347
brainlet.jpg bait
>>77696416
youve never had sex
>Is the hatposter a script or something? It's always the same two people
>>77696416
your fault
i have several homeboards
/brit/ is my favorite though; always has the best gimmicks
state of tv
>>>/tv/85582738
Imagine not being lean
I don't want to go to sleep but I'm tired and in bed rn
What should I do?
>>77696416
Excuse me, but are you a girl?
Not that it matters of course! :)
Made the mistake of going out lads
I'm such a runt, this was a terrible idea, it's just been a reminder
>>77696450
lel
it was just me and 2 other /brit/posters
not entirely sure how to respond to that tbf
got me m8s daughter's one year old birthday party. pfftt fucking getting blind at least
>>77696358
its fucking easy
you walk into a bank
you give the teller a note saying you have a gun and that you want all the cash she has within reach of her desk
you get around $5k-$20k of real money (if the teller goes to get more money she'll mix in some traceable/dyepack notes)
you walk out and drive away
The teller isnt going to fucking die for his/her job, and they are expressly told for safety purposes that they should comply with any robber's demands as long as they do not endanger life, they wont risk you just deciding to execute the other customers. youre in and out within 2 minutes, so no cops show up eithert
i read about a guy who got caught doing this after his car was traced, and he pleaded guilty to THIRTY FOUR times he did it
he did this THIRTY THREE times in a row without getting caught!
Safe as houses.
Women can get boob jobs on the NHS. Poofters can get their knackers cut off on the NHS. I'm not allowed to be euthanised on the NHS. Just doesn't seem fair.
What would they agree upon?
>>77696459
This confuses and enrages the northerner
>>77696459
not having them on a book shelf is pretty wanky ngl
>>77696459
the state of that totoro plushie
>>77696488
Please don't samefag your own photo of some teenager's books
04
what if you dont have room on the bookshelf
What do you guys think of mick joggers new songs?
>>77696480
it doesnt matter
>>77696517
*jagger
>>77696480
i think he's saying national socialism, but the lefties he's on about hate nationalism as part of their identity
wishin' i had a british bf to wallow w/
>>77696480
National Bolshevism
>>77696543
What gender are you?
>watching a tranny camwhore
>it cums
>suddenly turns into a heartfelt discussion
>he begins to doub the validity of his gender
>asks "would you guys marry a trans woman? I don't know about it"
what is happening with these people
>This "woman" is considered an American hero
love fingering a girl through her panties and feeling them get soaked
>>77696576
he's crying now i'm just trying to have a cheeky wank
going to retreat from real life and live the rest of my days fucking my 2D waifu with a digital onahole once AI and virtual reality are perfected
>>77696615
top tier shitposting right there
good lass
>>77695719
good edition
>>77696615
get over it rorkies
>>77696647
What did Charles II do other than drink and fuck all day?
Carl Frampton's fight against Andres Gutierrez has been called off after the Mexican injured himself by slipping in the shower on the eve of the bout.
Gutierrez, 24, suffered facial cuts, bruising to the head and broke two teeth in the accident.
>>77696627
Rubbing on the panties is cool
Give me one good reason to support labour.
Have an obscene amount of books
Have read them all
party tonight lids
>>77696627
haha yeah
>>77696304
ME MENTIONED!
I'm actually having an effect on /brit/ culture
just realized i have no idea how you get into a romper when it's shorts not a skirt
>>77696664
be catholic and ruin england
going to sleep good night
You're a brainlet if you don't read at least one book a week
3D is not for ME
>>77696673
tactical votes against the conservatives who keep pushing draconian surveillance and privacy-intruding measures
and you know how these things works - once the government gets powers, it NEVER lets them go again
>>77696664
Not much. But after a civil war and Cromwellian totalitarianism, a bit of merry hedonism and benevolent pleasure was well needed.
>>77696658
going to be really sad to see those leftycucks get dismembered and put in the freezer. reeeeeally sad
benzos and a cheeky bottle of beer
what could go wrong
>>77696681
*fingers you through your panties*
ooh nice!
HOWLING at you pathetic /int/ runts
MISS HER SO MUCH LADS JUST WANT HER BACK
>>77696673
if you are a rasheed, they will import a load more rasheeds for you to live with and you won't have to obey any laws because they won't apply to you
>>77696702
Does Super Smash Brother's Brawl fanfiction count as a book?
I don't think all of these underage memers are helping Tim's mental health much
>wake up one morning
>check the news
>'High Wycombe Man Slaughters Neighbours'
>Tim uploaded the whole spree to his YouTube channel
how would you react?
hmmmmmmmmmm ahhhhhh yes, lefties
or as i like to call them, not-righties
>>77696771
i use humour as a coping mechanism for tragedies, so i would probably come here and shitpost
its what i did for all those terror attacks and stuff
>>77696739
me too brother
but it's going to be a good deal of benzos and grog
>>77696702
>I read David Beckham's autobiography this week, I'm so smart!
>>77696758
how do we get more points
just a reminder that before there were rorkes vs leftists there were tories vs whigs, before that cavaliers vs roundheads, before that papists vs puritans
>>77696771
>Tim goes on a rampage while singing his host of classics including rainy days and Mondays and hey jude
>>77696814
try winning some matches for a change LOL
>>77695719
Best edition in years
When a white "person" gets mouthy
>>77696857
that isn't a white person, but you knew that already
>>77696857
tbf at least they didnt kick his head while he was unconcsious
>>77696857
Spades truly are bestial
>>77696758
its computers playing computers with a manager chatting on IRC, there's not much we can do
This is an actual headline from The Independent
>Alt-right commentator claims Romans weren't ethnically diverse, gets owned by actual historian
This is an actual headline from the BBC
>Gay 'dad dating' game is a surprise hit
>>77696857
based niggers
snorting benzos a good idea y/n
>August 2017
>Not a single new gimmick
>>77696901
cry more rorkey porky
>>77696901
the state of UK news media
>>77696901
nothing surprises me anymore and we need to start cooperating against this system that will eventually send us off on our merry way from the stage of history
>>77696901
>the independent
Irredeemable clickbait trash ever since they switched to online only
>the BBC
nothing wrong with the videogame journalist writing about a surprise smash hit videogame
my father eat duck egg and it is not greenish and duck egg is same as chicken egg but duck egg taste bit rich and thick than egg and duck egg york bigger than chicken egg I been eat ostrich egg and it is ok but too much york to eat for one person so it ok for family share
>>77696922
takek
>>77696834
renny des and mundes OLLwes gut me do-o-o-o-own
>>77696913
Crying at the fact you will never be accepted no matter what you do, Abdul
77696789
77696827
77696857
fuck off yank, go back to your shithole country
really hate the Irish
NORTH IS SOUTH
>>77696952
umm i have actual friends and healthy relationships unlike most rorkes sweetie x
>>77696930
highly doubt that game was a smash hit
literally fake news
Fakes news is evil and starts wars
>>77696901
Ah yes, Mike Stuchbery
>A teacher who banned the word banter in class has left his school by mutual consent after saying "speaking up" came at a "hefty cost".
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-30222229
Caucasian, heterosexual, cisgendered, I go by He/Him.
>>77696968
back to leftypol
>>77696901
luckily I don't even think children would be fooled by the 'black romans' video
its fucking preposterous
>>77696972
it was the Steam topseller
which you would know if youd read past the headline of the article you spacker
>>77696857
fucking hate how niggers always attack in packs and have literally no sense of honor
>>77697006
why would i read an article about a gay video game
>>77696995
>banning banter is illegal
>having knives is illegal
Is anything legal in the UK?
>>77697006
genuinely don't care
@77696968
>actual friends
associate rape gang members
>healthy relationships
grooming minors into sexually slavery
Abdul, pls. No one genuinely wants you things here
>>77697010
Honor and valour on the battlefield is a strictly northwestern European/Celtic thing
>>77696964
Yeah mate your uncle was blown to bits by the ra now you're moaning cry me a river
>>77697021
banter
>>77696273
I am now
>>77697010
Of course they don't have honour, it's not ingrained in their cultural consciousness. We have a history of Christian medieval chivalry, knightly codes and gentlemen's agreements that have passed down the ages. Blacks never had that
>>77697030
what about bushido
>>77697021
>Is anything legal in the UK?
Kinder eggs and child sex gangs
got a gf
Gf on the right(left)
>>77697055
>>77697052
What's that?
Will be voting in favour of an Australian republic in the referendum lads x
>>77697059
have had a gf for nearly a year and a half but i'm only with her for one more month since she's going to uni
don't do long-distance relationships myself
>>77697021
hating yanks
>>77697068
Bushido (武士道, "the way (or the moral) of the warrior") is a Japanese term describing a codified samurai way of life, loosely analogous to the concept of chivalry in Europe.
>yanks eat this
>>77697074
good lad
fuck the royals x
>>77697010
lel
the objective of a fight is to win, not to look good
>>77697082
chivalry was peak europe
>>77697088
>"I HATE LGBTQI PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
This is how you sound. Brexit voters can just fuck off sweetie
>>77697074
Rasheed
>>77697074
is there going to be one?
will be voting in favour of monarchy obviously
>>77697082
Japan had almost no contact with non Japanese culture while europe was constantly in Battle with outside Forces
>>77697127
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-07-29/bill-shorten-renews-push-for-australia-to-become-a-republic/8754948
>>77697143
>Labor government
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
When's that mate, in 50 years?
>>77697090
Imagine a scrawny, bent little lefty numale writing this out, smirking as he knows he'll irritate his countrymen, knowing full well that monarchism is an intrinsic part of the British identity, and by scorning this, he likens himself to a rebel, going against the masses. How mischievous. In truth, he's not a rebel, nothing of the sort. He's an arrogant little student who thinks too highly of his opinions and looks down on his ancestors and the culture and nation that has shaped him and the communities he lives within.
What a sad excuse of a boy.
>>77697166
shan't read a word
>>77697143
cool
go for it
So brave
https://twitter.com/MuslimIQ/status/848744792481824770/
>>77697090
TERRIBLE Post
>labor party
>labor
why are australians such pure cringe? cannot take them seriously
>>77697074
>wanting Emperor Turnbull to rule you forever
Hope you choke on dog, you filthy chink
Tomorrow's going to be a fun day for Tim's videos.
Do you think things will end up like they did with the dentist again?
>>77697180
imagine looking this shit up intentionally to make yourself angry what a runt thing to do haha
>>77697101
the objective is to win a fair fight you nigger
>>77697101
Hello nigger.
find it quite grim that there are actual monarchists in this thread
ah yes, someone had the luck to be born into a particular family and are now the highest power in the realm, specifically appointed by god himself to rule over the starving masses assembled at the palace gates
>>77697117
wow you really got him good
>>77697127
prefer cromwell
>>77697082
ohayo gozaimasu
>>77697198
it's specifically spelt that way because it was modelled on the yank labor movement, even australians who've voted for them for decades get it wrong
in every other instance of australian english labor is spelt labour
>>77697166
go to bed granddad
>>77697220
just bantz mate holy fuck not tearing up are you? hhahaha
>Imagine a scrawny, bent little lefty numale writing this out, smirking as he knows he'll irritate his countrymen, knowing full well that monarchism is an intrinsic part of the British identity, and by scorning this, he likens himself to a rebel, going against the masses. How mischievous. In truth, he's not a rebel, nothing of the sort. He's an arrogant little student who thinks too highly of his opinions and looks down on his ancestors and the culture and nation that has shaped him and the communities he lives within.
>What a sad excuse of a boy.
>>77697090
GCHQ has tracked this post
>>77697210
imagine making yourself angry at other posts on /brit/
>>77697219
>the highest power in the realm
they aren't, and its nice to have the tradition
>>77697219
what are you going to do about it?
unbelievable that sweetheart rhymes with sweetfart
>>77697166
>>77697213
nah
>>77697216
hello cracker
>>77697177
Doubt you could read most of them, they're fairly big words. Too big for a republican to comprehend.
>>77697219
Rasheed
>>77697219
>ah yes, someone had the luck to be born into a particular family and are now the highest power in the realm, specifically appointed by god himself to rule over the starving masses assembled at the palace gates
but that is literally true
>>77697279
>290
Fucking kill yourself.
>>77697219
absolute runtpost
googled runt
>the song I suggested for the LGBT 4chan Cup Championshim team made it in
Have never been happier in all my life
yuzu
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u
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lads