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>>77691755
Are you the janitor?

>>77691788
are you the spammer?

>>77691984
NO, ARE YOU?!

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> 7月末
>「オーバロード」の第12巻はまだ確認されていない
遅れるのだろうか?

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>>77692181
I am

>>77692181
N-no

>>77692270
Pls stop, 'key?

>>77692317
I can't, the bot is out of control

>>77692186
>オバロ12巻の8月発売はダメっぽい。
だって
ちょっと遅れるみたいだね

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>>77692409
それが9月下旬に遅れるのではないかと心配していますう。。。

>>77691513
>駐禁知ったら 殺すぞ
What did he mean by this?

>>77692806
アニメ2期があるだけマシだと思わないと

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>>77693011
それが原因だと思っていましたが、途中でアニメを楽しみにしています。
僕はまだ最初のシーズンを見ていないので、一緒に見る予定です。

hey i have $12,000 in my bank

how do i finish my bachelor's in japan? will JASSO accept me or do i need a bachelor's first?

>>77693437
by distance learning

>>77693511
>by distance learning

is that to imply that i should acquire bachelor's in america, then move to japan for post-graduate?

Of course, I am aware of that option through MEXT. However, there is JASSO scholarship for undergraduate study in Japan. I am curious about this.

>>77693572
You have no chance for MEXT unless you are already in one of the top universities.
JASSO requires a guarantor.

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>>77693667
>You have no chance for MEXT unless you are already in one of the top universities.

Huh? MEXT requirements aren't that strict for Americans, or so I hear

However, my plan to acquire bachelor's degree in America is reliant entirely on being applicable for MEXT. If you are saying this is unlikely, let me know.

I am planning on attending a state university near Boston, and a lot of people in Japan know about Boston, so i think it would be a good choice of university.

>JASSO requires a guarantor
what does this mean? don't people just buy the services of a company to become their "guarantor". Nontheless, if I needed someone in japan to sign a signtuare for me, I have such a friend in Japan that would be able to do that for me. As long as he doesn't die before that time comes, I mean. (he is suffering a disease)

>>77694068
>Aussie
I have an american flag

>>77693896
MEXT is very hard to get.
The guarantor for JASSO means someone who's willing to pay off your loan when you become unable to pay it back.

>>77694379
>MEXT is very hard to get.
>The guarantor for JASSO means someone who's willing to pay off your loan when you become unable to pay it back.

JASSO is a loan? I thought it was a scholarship? If it's a loan, fuck that shit.

>MEXT is very hard to get
In other words, when I graduate community college next year, I SHOULD choose a Bachelor's University that ofers assistance with MEXT?

You made me think about something I never thought about before. I should definitely choose a University that helps with MEXT, given this new information. Time to schedule some campus visits...

>>77691513
Planning on visiting okinawa with family next year for the beach, food, weird shit. Got a question: what is this liquor with a fucking dead snake in it? I keep seeing it in pictures. Is it gud?

>>77694506
JASSO is a loan.
You can apply for the MEXT scholarship through the Japanese embassy, but it is said that only one out of 100-1000 applicants is accepted.
Alternatively you can apply for it through a professor while you are in Japan. The rate of acceptance is 10-20%.

>>77694570
>gud
Taste doesn't matter. It's supposed to be a sex booster.

>>77694901
u wat
elaborate

>>77691513
まゆゆおつ~!
>駐禁切ったら殺すぞ
小学生かよw
結局、切符切られてるしwww

>>77694821
>Alternatively you can apply for it through a professor while you are in Japan. The rate of acceptance is 10-20%.

This fucking sucks. I'm on the verge of getting my associate's / 2 years degree next year. It's likely that if I went your route, and went to some English university in japan, my credits wouldn't transfer, and I'd be back to square 1.

Personally, I would not mind this, but given the new information that JASSO is a loan, it would be financially unideal.

Your information suggests I should find a college in America very knowledgeable about JASSO and try to make STRONG connections with japanese organizations to strengthen my appeal to the MEXT application.

I'm willing to do all of this and more. I'm going to find a way to fucking make this work. I refuse to lose.

>>77694932
There's nothing to elaborate.
Venom is considered to be tonic in Eastern medicine.

>>77695116
Is it one of those "you'll get so close to death you get a throbbing hard-on" things?

>>77695082
>a college in America very knowledgeable about JASSO
Again JASSO is a loan. Not available for foreign students.
If you are to get the MEXT scholarship through connection, you probably need a father working for the ministry as a high ranking officer.

>>77695174
I don't know. You try and report back if you managed to stay alive.

>>77695274
Will report back in a year.
>>77695192
I will remember this.

>>77695357
W...what?

>>77695387
It's a bot. Read the OP.

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>>77695240
>If you are to get the MEXT scholarship through connection, you probably need a father working for the ministry as a high ranking officer.

Let me be clear

http://www.us.emb-japan.go.jp/english/html/mext-scholarship.html

"The MEXT Research Scholarship is intended for graduate or post-graduate students to complete a master’s or doctoral degree at a Japanese institution"

I would aim to go for a Master's Degree in Computer Science, something desirable in Japan.

Here is how it works in America

>In addition to the interview itself, all applicants will sit for written exams, including a Japanese Language Exam and an English Language Exam

> Sample examination questions from previous years can be found here:
http://www.studyjapan.go.jp/pdf/questions/15/ke_ja.pdf

Seems like if I have N1 or N2 by the time I get bachelor's degree, a very high grade on this exam would look very good for MEXT application.

Strong connections to japanese organizations in the U.S would help in the Interview phase, where the MEXT interview is conducted.

This seems possible, but i'm going to need a university in America very experienced in this shit to pull ilt off. It's very likely I only have one real shot at this, do or die. The day of that MEXT test would likely be the most stressful day in my entire life. I'll look forward to it.

>>77695517
Oh well that's fucking gay.

Best of luck with your thread I guess lads.

何やねん(´・ω・｀)

Osaka Osaka~

すっっごく久しぶりに英語スレになっとる

>>77695566
There is the MEXT scholarship for undergraduates, too.
The MEXT scholarship is not designed for a poorfag who just wants to study in Japan.
The candidates are the brightest of the brightest, who could go to Harvard or Stanford on full scholarship if he wanted to.
No offense, but you you should know your limit.

>>77696938
>There is the MEXT scholarship for undergraduates, too.

There is an age limit of 21 on that. I'm 25.

>>77697390
Diversify your bets.
http://www.jpss.jp/en/

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>>77691513
おちゅ
>>77688982
>That right, but i don't think, that たゆたって here mean "floating", this sentence about radio signal, and he cant float.
>行き先のないそれが彷徨い たゆたってこのがらんどうの箱に響いて鳴っているのです
揺蕩うは、「揺れる」の雅語です
an easy translation:
it does not have a destination, and with wandering , with swinging, it sounds in the empty box.
like this
>>77692186
ラノベの新刊が遅れるのは普通の事

putting trip on because spammer
>>77697694

what is this? this is information for getting your bachelor's in japan? do i even have the finances for this shit? $12k isn't enough, well i'll have $18k next year but still..

thanks for the link, i'll do some scouting.

ぼっちのまま墓地へ

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>>77692931
駐禁切ったら=駐車違反の切符を切ったら
>>77696795
留学希望の奴が連投している
それがSpamと混じってchaos
>>77698483
可哀想なので
座蒲団一枚

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>>77698483

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>>77698478
幸運を祈るよ、アダチ君。
まあ、理系はともかく、文系なら日本語は必須。
>>77698575
む酷い

>>77698513
地獄とは他人である
だから可哀想なことはない

>>77698478
http://www.jpss.jp/en/scholarship/

It has a scholarship search page.
Do your research.

>>77698883
>the only scholarship listed for 'Other countries' for 'Junior college' at that link is JASSO and some music scholarship

given we already concluded that JASSO was a loan, that means literally no scholarships there for a computer science major until i get my bachelor's first.

interval 3minutes くらいにすればいいのにな。
1分で打つやつなんて、どうせまともなやつじゃない

>>77699000
>for 'Junior college'
why?

>>77699188
i didn't see "undergraduate" or "bachelor's degree" listed there as options

>>77699210
Did you see 'Facaulty'?

>>77699233
*faculty

>>77699233
>>77699233
Ohh, I see the MEXT scholarship you're talking about now.

That's for Japanese Studies major only. Not computer science. And that is only for 1 year.

That is a bad scholarship (for my circumstances). HOWEVER, I see your point.

There are other scholarships I might quality for by looking at the specific target colleges, Kyushu University had a good list. Given that i'm not N3 yet, i'd probably be looking at a university with english courses. However, is this something i can honestly pull off now, as opposed to later? Is it actually feasible for me to find a way to get into undergraduate study in japan next year? it might be...is it smart? I can't say.

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>>77699328
Kyushu University is one of the ex-Imperial colleges.
The "hensachi," level measurement for Japanese academic institutions, for their computer science department is around 65.
65 is approximately top 7%, which is for native speakers of Japanese.
It would be even harder for foreign applicants, especially when you are coming from a developed country and/or in need of scholarship.

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>>77699210
if you graduated from the undergraduate student, you can say you have the bachelor's degree"
で、東工大にすんの?
私費留学なら、大学院での単位取得留学は、かなり多い。
普通、大学毎に募集している。
大学により、奨学金も異なる。
このスレでもノルウェのエロバイキングとかがそうだったと思う。

てすと

BANされなかった٩( ᐛ )و

>>77700587
よし、佳奈美は今日も元気

>>77700645
おめえの母さんでべそ

わーい台風だ

>>77700816
台風いつも沖縄と台湾一緒の時期だからすぐわかる

台風きたら仕事休めるんだけどなあ・・・どーせこっちは大したことないんだよなあ(´・ω・`)

台風?
むしろ台POO!!ってな!!
ははは

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>splatoon world voting
>EU and US prefer dark skinned girl
>Japan prefer pale skinned girl

Is it because EU/US love dark skinned girl in real life?

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海外にも学力にstatisticsを用いる手法はある。
試験で点数をみても、それが平均より上かどうか、散らばりの具合により、本人がどれだけ頑張ったのかわからない。
そこに正規分布(normal distribution)を用いたのが偏差値。

本来は「生まれつきの優劣などない。全ては教育の力」という教育の理念を、戦前の児童撫育の中で証明するために研究されたものなのだけど、
なぜか戦後に学歴信仰の経典と化してしまった。

>>77701170
No it is because pearl has ugly face

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https://youtu.be/8md8cPAdNw8

>>77701170
I don't like the white "hair" and eyebrows on the left one

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https://youtu.be/HzKeEbHGn4s

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https://youtu.be/b_uCQsauYRE
Long Live Japan

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>>77701283
It's a princess. Princess brows have to be like that.

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>>77701375
???

>>77701384
Japanese girl used to coat their teeth black and face white. They also used to trim their eyebrows like that.

>>77701375
It's not so much the shape or size, it's the color. Her face is already really white so it just ends up being white on white

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https://youtu.be/YWo4YwM4R54

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>>77701375
Yes.

and her name is hime(princess) in Japanese.

>>77701420
>muh white

She is squid princess.

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https://youtu.be/AlAlxYnYRz0
Rise up young men of Japan. Regain your fighting spirit!

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>>77701414
>used to coat their teeth black
why

>>77701507
Dude what? I just am trying to uplift the peoples of Japan with nationalistic music.

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>>77701499
It's fashion

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>>77701454
Is she Finnish?

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>>77701525
i like it better when they darken their skin

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>>77701769

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>>77700816
台風第5号か
>>77700995
どうせなら
大poo
おっきなウンコにしよう
>>77701384
アニメの話だよ
プリンセス・プリンシパル
ぷりぷりっ

>>77701864
パンツ屋のパンツに大POO第5号

たちゅけてぇー
わいのぱんちゅにだいpoopooでちゅ〜
もー!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H10nuJtMMp0

>>77702003
うむ
これは台風第3号くらいだな

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>>77701919
ぷりぶりっ
結構、面白いぞ
>>77701968
もこもこっ
てか?
ワイもウンコしながら書いているぜ

>>77702080
うんち終わったから書き込め糞ハゲ

ﾌﾟﾌﾟﾌﾟｸｿﾊｹﾞ

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>>77702110
今、お尻にウォシュレットしている
か・い・か・ん

>>77702153
ウォシュレット体験したい

殿!!!

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>>77702250
姫!!

>>77702250
>>77702271 だってよ
怒られちゃった

>>77702250
>>77702271

>>77702294に先越されたfuck

>>77702270
殿!!はやく!!冷蔵庫は今動いていませんか?!?!

今日は「心が叫びたがってるんだ」のTV放送がある
これと「シンゴジラ」って見る価値あるかな

>>77702294
>>77702304
w

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>>77702036
台風18号

>>77702401
who is she

>>77702401
おっぱい!!!!!
お尻ﾊﾟﾝﾊﾟﾝﾊﾟﾝﾊﾟﾝﾊﾟﾝ!!!

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>>77702304
時にスパムで和むという現象について
一言どうぞ
>>77702322
>>77702419
すまん、冷蔵庫の尻をおさえてくれ
うまくチンチンを挿入できない
>>77702350
あの花の続編のようなやつね
今の時期に放映って、実写の宣伝かね
長井龍雪って、その後、あまり聞かなくなった
>>77702371
別の人
まあ、同じことを思ったのだろう

コミュ障でごめんなさい

>>77702433

スパムとわかってるけれど>>77702422が200コメ目だったのでシュールさにワロタ

>>77702433
>長井龍雪
この歌手を知ってるとか、パンツ屋50代か
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU1zj7OxV3U

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>>77702436
気にすんな
と、言ってみる
>>77702443
>シュールさ
脳が震える
Reゼロ続編、見てー

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>>77702472
(唄ってみる)
って、
それ、井上陽水の弟子やん
ちゃいまんがな、絵のフチが黒ではない人やがな

>>77702409
>>77702419
泉里香

>>77701628
久しぶりに来たんだけど、例のスパム荒らしは去った?

>>77702604
Sterbe spammer. Sterbe

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すみません、質問があります!
どこで日本に生まれた?
どこで日本に住んでいます?
あなたの府県の名物は?
知りたいなあ!

>>77703697
>知りたいなあ!

可愛い(*'ω'*)

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>>77703697
海軍カレー

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>>77703749
答えを出して下さい!めっちゃ知りたい!!!

やはりSpammerはブラジルか
うっかり串を外して投稿し、慌ててフィランド串をつけた
>>77703697
>日本のどこで生まれた?
関西
>日本のどこに住んでいます?
関西
>あなたの府県の名物は?
たこ焼き

やっと消えたか・・・

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>>77703905
おう、答えたぜ

>>77691513
The is a Japanese dance festival happening live right now if anyone is interested.

http://live.ueda.ne.jp/wassyoi.html

シコシコシコ

>>77703955
それは4chanのmemeで
fap fap fap

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>mfw north korea destroys japan

>>77703933
>>77703908
>>77703865
返事ありがとうございました!
日本の地理が勉強しています。そして、都道府県を分かりたい。まだ下手日本語を話しています。すみませんでした!毎日で日本語頑張っています!

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>>77703984
蛙の面に小便つか
>>77704051
日本語がんばってね

>>77703984
They can't.

it's hard as remove kebab from bongland.

壁|ω=｀)ノやあ

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>>77704310
go back to raping british teens,ahmed.

>>77704326
ちわ(´・ω・`)

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>>77704390
Newfag?

>>77703697
Not giving out personal info.

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今日は花火大会だよ(´・ω・`)

浴衣着たリア充たちがわんさかいるよ

>>77704326
壁|ω;)

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>>77704326
壁彡^⌒^ミ
壁( ´･ω･｀)にゃにか来たにゃー
>>77704530
浴衣の尻がいい
できればノーパンがいいらしい
しかしノーパン浴衣は見たことがない

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花火大会・・・それはワンコが怯える日

>>77704583
あの、あなたは誰か分かりませんが
その泣き顔やめてくれませんか?
ちょっとキモいんですけど(´・ω・｀)

>>77704584
でっかいどーーーーー
ほっかいどぉぉぉぉぉ
>>77704600
佳奈美かよ
>>77704610
>NOT SPAM
バカ野郎、てめえはSPAMだ

>>77704623
だっこしてあげて…(´;ω;｀)

>>77704625
人さまの事を気持ち悪がるなんて生意気なオージーだな

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>>77704625
きっと花火の音に怯えているんだよ

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>>77704646

>>77704664
人さまのいじめに突っ込んでくるあなたこそはおせっかいだと思います(´=ω=｀)凸

@77704749
あ、そ。

77704760さんへ
そです

藤原とうふ店

さっきタイのメッシことチャナティップ選手がサッポロでJリーグデビューしてチームも勝ったから祝福したいけど日本語スレのタイ旗はなんちゃってタイ人だから意味ないしなあ
本物のタイ人ならよかったのに

>>77704724
雷も分かんないと思うわ。

Criticism
Rejection
Assholes
Pressure

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>>77704821
なに?

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>>77704789
旧いネタやな
わかる自分が怖い
>>77704800
読点のない国の人?
>>77704855
批
判
拒
絶
即
是
莫
迦
之
圧
力
で
は
?

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>>77705003

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>>77705080

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This is 10/10 in Japan.

post ur country's 10/10.

>>77705194
パンツ小さい(´・ω・｀)

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SPAMMERいなくなった?

なんか無言で意味不明の画像貼るやつってなにがしたいねん

>>77705270
お前の2コ上におるで

>>77705320
Takahoro来ねーな

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>>77705341
好きになっちゃったの?

>>77705308
じゃあなんか話題頂戴よ

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>>77705493

>>77705508
嫌だ。
ホモは2Dのみおk
3DPDは見るに耐えん

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>>77705526
>嫌だ

https://youtu.be/YhIYIQSzFK8

>>77703984
>>77704413
bruhhh are you back in the motherland???

What has Peru been up to that lovely sweet boy
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/63473749/#63475856

お盆は何するの?

自分は海外旅行に行きたい

来年・・・
今年はひきこもってアニメ見る(´・ω・`)

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Alsssso
>>77691513
Hello you stupid ass russian, what are your thoughts on hanna kashimoto

soon :)

>>77705641
アタシは志半ばで死んでいった少年たちの思い出を胸に盆踊りを踊るわ…(´・ω・｀)

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まさにこれだな。スパマーはもちろん、あいつもな。

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>>77705951

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The most beautiful faces in the world
6th

Is Final Fantasy (game/movie) respected in the weaboo world? I'm just wondering, I don't like anime that much, but I've always been crazy about this game and movies are just fine, too

Firework is over rated

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おはよう!今回ニコちゃんはあなたにオナニに手伝ってあげるにゃ
あたしの言う通りに シーコ〜シーコ〜シー!

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>>77705508
>>77705526
何故、女はホモが好き?
>>77705992
haetaの文体だ

>>77706518
I don't think so. I had my first kiss with a girl under big fireworks.

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other candidates of this year

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>あんたら二人に、証言台に立たないように釘を刺しておく手間が省けた
Can someone tell me the correct translation of this please?

>>77706521
お母さん泣いてるぞ

お前らこんばんは
今日もろくな一日じゃなかったから4chanに来た

>>77706578
何故、女は百合が好き?

>>77706663
It saved the trouble of reminding you two not to go on the witness stand.

>>77706714
間違えた、"男"は百合が好き

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>>77706678
母ちゃんが家にいない時、あたしはオナニアイドルになるにゃ

>>77706701
ヤホー!(o＾▽＾o)ノ

Whats the best program to learn from for somebody alone in their bedroom. I've learnt well enough from things like duolingo in the past but whats optimal for japanese? is there only textbooks

>>77706804
>alone in their bedroom
Learn what?

>>77706783
>オナニアイドル
そんなアイドルの握手会には行きたくないです(>_<)

>>77706836
c'mon mate

>>77706804
>the best program
KIZUNA AI

釘をさす≒警告する
慣用句

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>>77706878
Invite me in your bedroom.
I can teach you lots of things.

>>77706888
>>77706836
>just proxy posters fucking with me
guess I'll just learn chinese

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others

>>77706743
Thanks!

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>>77706914
今日は”中出し”と言う言葉を教えてあげます(´• ω •`)

>>77706860
ま ま、おんにゃの子のアイドルだったら、Hなファン達はきっと喜んで握手をするはずです( ´ ω ` )

>>77706961
(this is 101)

>>77706960
Nah, honestly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ssZ1KdueTU

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>>77707118
why?

>>77707164
but this is just a guy with motion capture right?

>>77707329
doesn't matter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k25Sv57fsg

>>77707369
I can fap to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwgRWR9S5kg

>>77707118
https://youtu.be/ny5eBBuGlNU

>>77706961
She is Korean. My insight is telling me.

>>77707497
noice
When is it gonna be released?

>>77707422
The one in the center looks scary. I prefer this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geJDGYv0duo

>>77707532
left>centre>right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00bWMHcP13s
Teach me your secrets Nihonjin
How do I git good

>>77707164
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ssZ1KdueTU

なんてすごく面白い!

>>77707612
become a NEET

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>>77706521
今日はニコスレにする?
>>77706663
>>77706994
「証言台に立たないよう釘を刺す」
prevent を使いたい気がする
to prevent you two from giving evidence in court
でもstopやblockの方が語感に近いか
結局
It is no longer necessary for me to order you two not to give evidence in court
「しないよう釘を刺す」は、「しないように言う/命じる」ということ。
「その手間が省けた」は、「それに時間を割く必要がなくなった」ということ。there is no longer necessary for meとか。
saveやhelp使うと再帰的に使わなければおかしいのでは?
で
「君ら二人に裁判で証言しないように命じる必要がもはやない」
という様に訳したい。
>>77706778
雨理香来ないな

>>77707810
But if I become a NEET I can't buy the consoles and games and peripherals required to git gud.
It's a devils circle

>>77707612
Sag mal, wie lernst du als Anfänger Fremdsprachen?

>>77707838
buy the things you need then become NEET

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>>77707820
そうしましょう

>>77707880
Hmmmm das ist eine schwierige Frage. Ich denke, dass jeder sein eigenes System entwickelt. Anfangs ist es leider von Nöten sich durch Gramatikbücher zu quälen....dannach viel Lesen/Filme schauen etc.
Lernst du grade Deutsch?

>>77707909
I can't find a reason why this shouldn't work, yet I don't really want to do it...I think I'll continue to live as a scrub

>いっぱいカフェインとエフェドリンを飲んで
>大poo第ゴルゴ13

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ダブルタイフーン

>>77707981
Ja, ich höre Deutsches Lied und mache auch Grammatikübungen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5vfng33SVE

>>77708211
Das scheint echt gut zu funktionieren, dein Deutsch ist super! Wenn ich dir irgendwie helfen kann frag ruhig!

>>77708250
Vielen Danke! Lernst du grade Japanisch? Warum lernst du nicht Japanisch?

ich liebe dich dortmund bayern

>>77696795
寿司食べたことありますよ!

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>>77707422
>>77707532
Iwaraに行けば、いいのがたくさんあるよな
>>77707972
Iwaraを知っている?
パンツ穿いてないニコちゃんのもあったとおもう
mmd r 18 love liveで検索する
>>77707991
大糞とうじょう(東條=登場、ゴルゴ13の名字)か?

>>77708773
Weißt du den Gebrauch der Präposition genau? Ich habe schwere zeit Präpositionphrase zu interpretieren. Was ist dein schwieriger teil in Deutschlernen?

スレ間違えたかと思った

this is spammer's thread

>>77708773
ちょっとだけ日本語が読めるのに初心者に過ぎない
(´・ω・｀)

>>77708892
Ich bin hier aufgewachsen, darum ist das ganze für mich nie wirklich ein Problem gewesen. Ehrlichgesagt wusste ich bis eben nicht mal was eine Präpositionsphrase ist (danke Google).

Wahrscheinlich hilft da einfach nur Lesen...sorry

>>77708775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6aTUwNyRN0

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>>77708891
>Iwara

知らない、ウェブサイトですか

>>77709127
Natürlich. Du bist ein eigentlicher Deutsche ^^
Ich war nur gespannt welche Dinger in Deutschlernen andere Leute glauben sind schwierig.

>>77709556
何でドイツ語が話せるんだよワロタ

>>77709608
何で? 変だ?

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>>77708892
例えば、
Es wurde die ganze Nacht von den Gästen getanzt.
というような非人称受動
外国語話者に、日本語の自動詞の受動態も説明するのが難しい
こういうのは、各言語に特有の表現だと思う
>>77708914
昔、ドイツ語スレやフランス語スレになったことがあった
>>77709127
格がたくさんあるのが、そもそも面倒
日本語の格は全て後置詞(助詞)そのもので表せるので簡単
>>77709350
そう
http://www.iwara.tv/videos/LolAcbK0Upy63Jb
もちろん、R-18が多い

>>77709556
Achso jetzt verstehe ich. Hmm ich denke, dass die Satzstrukturen im Deutschen manchmal sehr verwirrend sein können, da Deutsch, verglichen mit beispielsweise dem Englischen, eine freiere Anordnung der Worte zulässt.

Nebenbei gesagt dein Deutsch is wirklich gut!

>>77709699
全然変じゃないw
だが俺もぴっくりしたw
ここは意外とドイツ語を勉強する人多いね

>>77709765
バカな外人の俺には日本語のが簡単じゃない
(´;ω;｀)

こんばんは
いい夜ですね

>>77709941
月が綺麗ですね

>>77709828
なるほど 俺がドイツ語で知ってるのはHeil mein FuhrerとScheißeくらいだな
ネットでヒトラーやドイツ語の汚い表現見ててその二つは覚えた(笑)

>>77709941
こんばんは
毎日暑いよ(´ﾟдﾟ｀)

>>77710058
いいよ
Scheisseの使い方が覚えたらまるでドイツ語出来るようになるw

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>>77709765
ニコちゃん可愛い <3

>もちろん、R-18が多い
(´• ω •`)

>>77709941
こんばんにゃ

>>77710238
なるほど(笑)
日本語はfuckとかScheißeみたいな非常に強い意味を持った万能の罵詈雑言ってあんまりないような気がするな
韓国語も씨팔があるし

>>77710435
'씨발' 正確にはwww

>>77710506
なるほど

>>77710435
そういえばScheisseは罵詈雑言だけじゃないけど
「やばい」っぽい意味もある
たとえば
「Scheissgeil」とは「すげえぇぇ」

What's would be the most delinquent way of saying "got a smoke?" or "got a cigarette?

>>77710726
Are you thinking about joining a biker gang?

>>77710661
Ich weiß, dass du Kacke isst.

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>>77710289
だいたい、Iwaraにあるのは、ぱんちゅ穿いていない
もちろん uncensored
むしろ、非エロが貴重だったりする
これは、非エロ
安心して見てください
http://www.iwara.tv/videos/8lbbhveji0gpmzk?language=ja
しかし、上手いな
この能力を他に活かせないものかと思う
このテクスチャーを一枚一枚剥いでいくと
エロエロverになる
>>77710661
>「Scheissgeil」とは「すげえぇぇ」
そう(so)なんだ!
笑える

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>>77710726
中出しの喜び

>>77710767
Nah, im just working on a drawing of a delinquent who asks for a cigarette.

>>77710973
cool

>>77710819
; ;

>>77710902
So ist es!

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>>77710902
>むしろ、非エロが貴重だったりする
あたしノパンニコを見たいよwww

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>>77710726
いまいち、わからんが
>pic
ドイツ旗は二人いるんようだ
>>77710819
>Kacke
大pooの季節やな
佳奈美は何処?
日本語でもドイツ語でもオバかな日本語スレ
>>77710998
それだす(dass)

>>77711379
Sprich mich nicht an, du Hurensohn

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>>77711340
とりあえず
http://ecchi.iwara.tv/videos/Or4rhwm3uQpKGzR
>>77711800
佳奈美かよ
日本語は悪口の種類が少ない良い言語

>>77712017
アンカーつけてくんじゃねえさっさと死ね
翻訳ソフトで会話に無理やり混ざろうとすんな老害荒らしが

ここさけの感想
あの花は最終回に学生演劇をやってコケた失敗作だと思っている
ここさけはそのものズバリ学生演劇のミュージカルをやってあの花と同じ失敗をしてる
途中まですごくよかったのに最後のラブホ址のシーンでそれまでの積み重ねをだいなしにしている点であの花と同じだ
これでは聲の形には全然及ばないな
声が出せない少女っていう似たような題材だからこそ拙さが目立つ
長井龍雪と岡田摩里の限界かな
とらドラが奇跡的に成功してたのは原作がよかったからだとしか思えない
このままだと志倉千代丸や竜騎士07みたいにとらドラの一発屋で終わりそうだ
まずいのは最後の展開だけなんだから弱点を克服してこのコンビには復活してもらいたい

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>>77712017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Stgof_Vc2Us
thread music

>>77711920
I wonder what Freud would have to say about this

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>>77712185
まあ、それが長井龍雪かと
>>77712274
エロエロだよ
linkは貼れないけど
R-18 Bad ∞ End ∞ Night MMD LoveLive!
検索すれば直ぐに見つかる

*confesses to you during fireworks*
*firework is too loud*

>What did you say anon?
>N-nothing

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>>77712737
ふふふ〜
観たよ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv77-1NAkE4&t=35
あの頃の俺は男の強さ=ケンカの強さだと思っていた。
そこにTという奴が突然、現れた。
ある時、偶然Tのケンカを見て、それが本当に凄かった。
ワンパンチで相手のアゴが砕けてそれで終わり。
こいつには勝てねえなと思ったし、話してみたら人間的にもいいやつで、俺が一番じゃなくてもいいや”って思ったのが最初のきっかけ。

二人目は、それから半年後に出会った1歳下のB。
そいつとの出会いで俺は本物の不良になれねぇなとハッキリわかった。
俺のケンカなんてガキのケンカだけど、こいつらは仲間を守るために命を張ったケンカをやってる。
超複雑な家庭のやつらや、国籍を持ってないようなやつらが団結してる。

そういう仲間を守って生きていく凄みを知って、
俺は不良を引退した。

>>77712717
He would say I'm a qt girl (inside)

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>>77712963
何と言うか
才能と情熱がもったいない
http://ecchi.iwara.tv/videos/g0r4bull4s7bm2z8
>>77713634
please bump new one

do we need a new thread or wait for a janny to clean this up?

>>77713888
I will make

New
>>77713960
>>77713960
>>77713960
Mew
>>77713863
Sorry, I didn't notice you ordered The F to make it...