could anyone stop these two?
Japan
>woah m8 look at me doing a pearl harbor lol
fucking idiot
>>77689501
Yeah, USA - single handedly
>>77689831
but only if they come late when everyone is already dead and everything else destroyed
>>77689795
prank gone wrong
>>77689873
Umm...read a history book sweetie :)
>>77689873
you ruined everything keeping Austria as an ally before WW1, we shoul've teamed up against them and France
>>77689501
Italy
>>77689919
kek
>>77689831
fattie
Its not even ridiculous to say that America could curb stomp both in a matter of weeks
The US has become too powerful
>>77689997
was gonna say this
>>77690048
slimy frog can't understand cross-culture friendship
>>77689919
You should read a non-murrican first. Or maybe start reading one yourself before you start bragging with your "knowledge"
>>77689501
Italy could
>>77690005
The police force of a major American town could defeat the entire German military, I'm not even memeing right now.
Half of our shit is old, the other half doesn't work, morale is probably shit, no one wants to join, everyone considers it a bad job opportunity, people would unironically rather surrender than get drafted.
>>77690048
>>77689997
>>77690223
are we, dare I say it, the most witty and powerful race on earth?
>>77690347
you said it lad
>>77690267
I think you're exaggerating a bit but all I can suggest is seeking an ally besides Italy
>>77690462
can't handle all this hot fire babeh!
>>77689501
Remember the last nationalist victory for Europa, in the spanish civil war..
Spain-Portugal-Germany-Italy
FTW
>>77690684
Okay I'll admit I am jealous
Stylish, sexy, good industry, all the good stuff of both med and Europe, I'd remove the black from my flag and join you anyday
>>77691096