you arrive in neo castle edition
>>77688459
leftypol mong
anime anime
need me a radical centrist pm
tsu
spent all day playing pokemon go with strangers
girl i'm breaking up with in an hour just posted a snapchat of her all dressed up and happy
Progress
as is always the case with odd looking women on /brit/, I have managed to become attracted to her
helps that she's a proto rorke and I like that
beans
sue
>>77688489
The Eternal Pizza strikes again
>>77688450
FUCK OFF YOU SAD CUNT
so thankful my city was so poorthern and irrelevant that it was spared this horrid shit
we have a really lovely georgian city centre
need a gf
>Manchester's very walkable
*looks up Manchester*
>A-roads, huge junctions and motorways everywhere
No sweetie.
glorious twelfth
This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle,
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the envy of less happier lands,--
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUgoBb8m1eE
>>77688518
she was tortured you know?
you're supporting the torture of an innocent girl
London has by far the highest rate of acid attacks
(for reasons that are not entirely clear)
>>77688542
Jesus fucking christ you can tell Manchester is grim just by the road layouts
spent 26 days on my gta online character AMA
>>77688530
where
just realized 17/17 of my youtube subscriptions are run by men
who are some good female tubers
>>77688450
You're worse than autismo yank at this point
>>77688578
newcastle
>browsing the ol' oneitus's photos
>accidently like one from last year
Why is so much of Britain and it's people so fucking ugly and shit?
>>77688563
no i dont know because it didnt happen.
>>77688542
>when you see the horses head
look at this boys x
>>77688586
I'm assuming you mean nice to look at rather than genuinely good content
>>77688542
dunno how manny is.
is its city centre surroudned by grassy tower blocks and estates and grim square block buildings with grim shit like birmingham? bham city centre is literally surrounded by this shit, except for one small area which is an old neighbourhood kept intact.
>>77688554
>>77688588
I'm not sure. This pathetic cunt just makes awful threads, autismo yank actively spends all day trying to ruin them
>>77688612
no i want good content
>>77688586
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCf5GbI3nGG0VH1Hwh2hqkvw
>>77688593
the virgin fingers
>>77688450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOYfncnCbk8
cute
spaghetti junction is awful for birmingham too and gets in the fucking way
but you can't even do anything about it because if you shut it down then the south is almost disconnected from the north
there's no viable way to even fix birmingham, it's just a fucking disaster in every way imaginable
>>77688639
can't help you then
Went to see some very thought-provoking modern art earlier lads
213 metre tall skyscraper approved in manny
Would honestly rather kill myself than live outside London but then again there are lots of bits in London which are birmingham-tier grim but at least they'll disappear in 10 years time unlike northern cities which area huge growing cancers
>>77688542
ah but it is
I can walk from any outlying area into the city with ease
apart from a handful of junctions, it's easily accessible and there's not many wacky 60s junctions with tunnels and stuff
>>77688613
it used to in places, but those council estates are all being redeveloped
>>77688586
every one of my subscriptions is a bloke
never even noticed
>>>77688433
email me digits [email protected] (burner email dw not bent)
What cordial do you lads drink
Robinsons here, just like it, simple as
>>77688653
>american
dropped
>>77688685
'sheed
uma delicia :)
>>77688702
>cordial
it's fruit pop you nonce
>>77688685
don't care
>>77688700
>[email protected]
creasing
hmmm yes love a glass box me
square and clad in glass with all the flats sold to qataris yeah that's what I want mmmmm
>>77688719
>fruit pop
fuck off proto-yank
>>77688700
not with that email address sunshine
>>77688719
idiot
>Calling liquid jam cordial
>>77688731
that is the ugliest skyline ive seen in my life, it looks like Slough
>>77688731
the gubmint HAS to do something about the ol' "build a high rise, sell it all to ruskies, chinks and arabs" meme
>>77688673
ahh yes not a single reply 30 minutes well spent hmmmm
>>77688731
>You arrive in Manchesteropolis, Galactic Capital, c.2017AD
amazes me whenever im on a busy street
literally cannot fathom having a conversation or getting on with 98% of the people i walk past
they all look and sound so different, its like another world
egg
>>77688781
if that seriously took you half an hour you should probably just end it now mate
>>77688781
i saved it if it makes you feel any better haha x
>>77688673
haha
really wish housing in big cities would be cheap
london has easily the worst skyline in the civilised world, not even a competition
>>77688685
lots of bits of london are among the 10% most deprived in the country, so i'd just call it london-tier grim mate
finally got past tip of the dick self-sucking
the thing is with birmingham is that it is not that they got rid of very nice buildings or nice areas. the areas were lsums with too many people in them.
its that they replaced them with nothing and so the city's neighbourhoods were disconnected from the city centre.
sucking off a nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nbQPZ-k9_Y
>>77688831
wrong
the buildings are nice its just a random mishmash
northern cities are literally just industrial estates + council estates
>>77688812
I had to make the image first you dunce
>>77688819
>>77688827
thanks lads
state of my credit card statement
>>77688772
*punches you in the gut*
Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos, the 2 richest persons in the world, live in Seattle.
>>77688880
still better than london
the walkie talkie alone puts it in its own ultramong category
>>77688905
>those tiny orders
are you 5 stone mate?
>>77688905
tfw unironically haven't eaten pizza since november.
What's that? Oldham, you say?
Why yes, I do believe I'm familiar.
>>77688886
I saved it too
>>77688930
>still better than london
Are you fucking stupid
Manchester is literally
LOOK HOW FUCKING UGLY IT IS>>77688731
business idea: EVERY property in london no matter the size all cost 400£ a month
>>77688880
>northern cities are literally just industrial estates + council estates
hmm
no
>>77688905
just broke lad, hence the credit card
gonna see thailad on the news any day now, might fly out to thailand to watch a military court hand him his 70 year sentence
love seeing england be destroyed
>>77688943
good lad
>>77688939
mentioned
>>77688975
that's not nice
>>77688977
literal man
>>77688977
boi pucci?
pucci?
gf idea: stacey dooley
theres about 3 lads i can see right now that have left their webcams on
>>77688450
Does she have a vagina or a penis?
londons peng
>>77688939
british police are shit and can't do their jobs properly?
what else is new?
>>77689008
agreed
I love her and best of all she is redpilled on the gook menace
>>77689028
penis. circumcised of course
>>77689026
Am I cute? What colour is my hair?
>>77688953
it genuinely still looks better. there isn't a single new building in london i can think of that isn't a total fucking eyesore.
between the cheesegrater, the dildo and the walkie (that fries cars) it's impossible to even say which is the most awful
>>77688977
do you REALLY meet the nicest people on a honda?
>>77689026
*covers my webcam*
:3
couldn't give less of a shit about skylines
don't see the modern obsession with glass and steel dildos jutting out into the sky
the real heart of a city is in its streets, the stone walls and cobbled roads below. there you should find the real spirit of a nation's city, its history cemented in architecture, businesses that have passed down generations, communities thriving.
>>77688905
>>77688975
me too, wales
>>77688977
is this
>>77689063
redditspacing dickhead
call me reddit
>>77688985
don't care
>>77689063
>all those barred up windows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d765UC8gesk
>>77689037
>what else is new?
certainly not oldham being a shithole
>>77689073
that's not the same tranny
>>77689063
*fewer
wank or bath?
>>77689073
how are you a gay man, claim to be a woman, and claim to be a lesbian?
>>77689131
the walkie talkie is beautiful
>>77689063
live in a town like this.
gets boring after 10 minutes. nice for a day trip living there is not great.
drinking vodka
>>77689127
bathwank
new treads
gottem for 30% base price
heh heh heh
>>77689172
ever seen a paki or jew there
>>77689113
I've never had any issues with Oldham and I've lived here for over a decade
egg
>>77689172
you shouldn't look down on your culture as boring
>>77689193
yeah seen both.
>>77689143
Trannies are literally uncomfortable in themselves, so as a matter of course they change their mind about what they want to rub their angry inch up against all the time.
poo
>>77689131
>>77689192
*phones local bowling alley*
*tells them that some incel has stolen their shoes*
egg
>>77689026
*pulls out willy*
>>77689202
good4u
runtatoes
>>77689154
never seen this wojak before
>>77689211
there's more to life than seeing the same few streets and people and going to the same few haunts.
I prefer a life where i can sample different things. ideally i'd live abroad rotating from place to place.
luv funny i dod
jerkin it to candid feet vids on youtube again
>>77689192
M8 you've been rused those are some 53 year old Canadian kicks
what can i do off my nut on valium other than sit here like a vegetable
swipe down
hate londoners
>>77689267
depacito
>O RLY owl
now THAT is a vintage meme
YA RLY
wankin it to candid foot vids on youtube again lads
>>77689278
so basically you have spiritual ADHD?
the eternal nomad. that's how a lot of westerners like to think of themselves these days, since they have no appreciation for their home
reviewbro's attire seems to get more classical as time moves along
i believe soon enough he'll be wearing a powdered wig with a monocle in place
copped these virgin shoes the other day
>>77689272
what about this one?
hate. londoners.
need a bf
>>77689316
would vaporize this tarquinn's jaw so hard his trustfund would roll back round to £0
>>77689332
what are you talking about you stupid yank fuck he's been wearing a suit forever
>That realisation that the girl you like is in fact a massive slag, hence why she approached you on a night out when she didn't even know you
https://youtu.be/qApOLaLYZb0?t=31m19s
choon
Haven't posted here in ages
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40756281
Is this literally just an every day thing now then? It was only this morning I was reading there were over 2000 knife attacks in London in 2016 too. I mean come on... It is time to stop now.
>>77689347
foooooooooodddd review!
love london
>>77689379
No wonder it's been so nice...
>>77689347
yeh
check out this limited edition SPOOKED(tm) wojak
WHY DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS USE PICTURES OF ASHLEY?
SHE'S NOT EVEN BRITISH!
>>77689324
NO WAI
>>77689370
All women are slags m8.
>>77689387
literally just part and parcel mate, get used to it
>>77689330
my home isn't one of these small towns. its just a place i've been living for a while. done my dues here, time to see something new.
home has a special significance for me, but i feel the need to get out after a while back there.
I think you truly appreciate home, when you've experienced different things.
>>77689369
I wasn't expecting such a mentally unhinged reply but if you don't know that three piece with the tie over the collar isn't a very early 1900s look then now you know.
peng city
Londoners genuinely disgust me.
>>77689404
very rare
>>77689387
just part and parcel lad
>>77689393
the SHART
>>77689456
love it
becoming horribly distressed over the state of my country
pengdon
and an actual pic i took, not some reddit-filenamed professional crap
>>77689368
>vaporize
FOY
>>77689483
*throws acid in your face*
>>77689356
>The Railway Tavern, Clapham Junction
>>77688905
do you live in Tunbridge Wells
>>77689408
it's one obsessed autist
becoming horribly distressed over the state of thedirt that i happen to have been borne upon
>>77689482
so the difference between black pill and red pill is that the red pill offers hope? or it isn't as bad as a black pill?
>>77689493
Soho's not in East London.
fOy
>>77689387
nah just turn your brain off, put your head in the sand and ignore it mate. just part and parcel innit.
>>77689479
saudi owned shart 1 million oil credits to go to the top please
>>77689439
london has always left me with the bitter taste in my mouth that i'll never able to afford it.
pengford
seriously how could you not wank to this??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uQr7QpLWp4
>>77689528
*throws acid in your face*
>>77689483
>completely unremarkable in every way
I fucking hate this country, London is our best city yet it can't hold a candle to the likes of Paris in terms of architectural beauty
most of London is grim as fuck
>>77689525
then you are learning and starting to realize the nature of the world
unfortunately, people believe that nations don't need borders but discount the ramifications to it's people and culture
>>77689554
because I'm not a mentally ill footfag like you
>>77689527
redpill: wakes you up
bluepill: stay asleep
blackpill: there's no hope
ironpill: radical traditionalist hope
greenpill: esoteric spiritual hope
love everything about london
the outer bits can get nuked
>>77689483
looks a bit blurry. acid on the lens?
>>77689546
pathetic attempt to get someone to engage you in civil discussion
>>77689554
shan'not be perusing this link
>Footfags
Literally and unironically a confirmed mental disorder
everybody seems to just be getting mad at each in this thread.
my first time here.
>have to carry alkaline with me whenever I leave the house
just part and parcel lads
peng city peng buses peng roads peng buildings
>>77689588
Rita Ora is unironically the sexiest woman alive today
My one true waifu
still waiting for this lad to send me the number for his mate in twickenham.
feets are cute but theyre not worthy of obsession
londoners should just concede it would be an amazing city if pakis, wogs and themselves didnt live there
londoners are fucking vile, soulless, tasteless ill mannered cretins they deserve the noose
t. ex londoner who fucking snapped and left for the north and admits the north is superior if you avoid the west part
>>77689588
Peng
>>77689619
this just looks like my town centre every christmas and i'm in a shithole known mostly for stags
ly-tham
>>77689588
rita rocking perfect proportions as far as tits and arse go tbqh
have had MANY a wank to her
im so lazy i spent 2 years with the pc case power button mini-cable not attached to my mobo so every time i wanted to turn on my computer i had to reach into my pc and press the tiny power button on the mobo itself
was too lazy to update the bios so for some reason my pc didnt shut down so i had to press the power button on the mobo for a hard shut-down.
got pretty dusty in those 2 years too.
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.
love londoners
absolutely LOVE London!
japan is based
>>77689652
the Wok's Cooking sign really ruined this shot
North Korea niBBas needs to launch a missle at Seattle already
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/london-schoolchildren-using-acid-instead-of-knives-as-weapon-of-choice-a3521641.html
Ah yes, London public schooling.
>>77689667
Careful with that pasta, it's antique
the london flat
reckon living aborad is superior to statying in the uk
unfortunately people in the shite parts of the UK disgareed with me and have made it slightly more difficult for me to succumb to my preferred gallivanting existence.
>>77689677
based jap guy
>>77689694
i was going to give it a few minutes before mentioning it. its a good newcunt revealer.
yanks in pengdon
they care more about japan than about their own country
any based black nigger in
>>77689685
woks cooking is good in particular beef with green pepper and black bean sauce so fuk of
>>77689651
skeg?
ah yes
Spotify
It is time, for the Way of the Warrior
hate londoners
>gallivanting
>>77689731
ahah i remember this post
honestly one of the stupidest ones i've seen on /brit/
>>77689770
that's actually pretty smart
>>77689702
london always confuses the fuck out of me in terms of bearings.
look where elephant and castle is in relation to the shard and then look where the city is relative to the shard.
its the effect of thames i think, it makes things not look straight.
The London Look
GOT ON THE BUS WITH ME DAYSAVER
matched with a french qt on the 'der
the london public pengsport
>>77689801
is he ok
not a nonce lads i fucking swear
dont care
>>77689746
oxpeng
>>77689789
no, but this is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFkT_Is8aRw
>>77689821
>the virgin mobile vs. the chad bus.jpg
>>77689844
HOGWARTS
AS
FUCK
>>77689651
fuck off blackpool
>>77689801
as i opened this webm, my playlist started playing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQsgE0L450
did a frown
>>77689801
That's in Chinese you fucking imbecile. I seriously want to douse you in gasoline and set you alight just for posting this shit. Fuck you
>>77689841
yeh you do. tell me what to say
wouldn't mind living in london but also wouldn't mind living literally anywhere else either, hmmmmmmmmmmm
more pengdon
>>77689841
shut up man just SHUT UP
>adagio for strings
shant
Doesn't Tim get bored of doing the same thing every day?
pengdon manners
>>77689911
bit rude
>>77689911
mate i'm gonna fucking get you one day
Why is no one at the usual spot FUCK
>>77689859
find it difficult to explain how much i hate you and your ilk
wish i could strangle you with your stupid fucking stripey scarf
>>77689871
may as well live in Mogadishu then
what activities can you do on benzos
vape gf
>>77689928
china tier
>>77689737
>>77689861
nah smaller (but less grim)
pengdon park (richmond)
>Drunk half a bottle of whiskey
>Don't feel drunk, just have a headache
Shouldn't have fallen for the spirits meme
>>77689949
expelliarmous lmao
>>77689937
im waiting
>>77689925
don't you?
>>77689953
what happened to women
doing a vsauce watch
>>77689821
Yeah, nah. Here's your London bus
what would you do if your dealer asked to meet you at platform 9 and three quarters
>>77689980
Not entertained by anime anymore. It's just so boring...
>>77689987
hate this balding numale twat
>>77689984
what do you mean
pengdon flood
that was uncalled for that mate
>>77689993
Find another dealer cuz Harry poober is shit
>>77690009
why?
Naked Attraction at 10 lads
>>77689805
Classic meme.
Pengeale
if i, a yank, were to travel to london, would londoners greet me warmly or treat me like shit?
>>77689969
gis a clue
>>77689767
did anybody ever actually finish that challenge
lads just had a scary thought.
will using computers most hours of the day (at work and for leisure) lead to my finger joints becoming completely buggered by the time im like 45?
>>77690051
envy probably
egg