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Kuffar edition
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sophie
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based
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2 pills im a raver, fingers cut on the paper
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anime
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i really should've cropped that video
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want to join the labour party but they've done too much to empower women and i hate women

wish i lived in the 1960s so the most irritating thing would be Roy Jenkins rather than a standing army of fucking Nicola Murrays at every level.
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FUCK OFF
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>>77681904
>Not posting the subtitled version
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>>77681966
based nigger
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Has anyone got that screenshot of that African paratroopers story from /his/?
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business idea: prison trains
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sent off my blood this morning to the lab
will soon find out my test levels
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About time
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NO kuffar
NOT in my londonistan
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>>77681966
I DON'T THINK HE WANTED TO DO THAT
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>>77682035
me on the left
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There are pictures of leftypol raids on /brit/pol

There are pictures of leftypol raids "tactics"

There are pictures of reddit labour raids on /brit/pol

/brit/ had huge surges of Communist posting during the elections which disappeared when the elctions ended

Its hard to leak information from the leftypol discord as membership is private
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>>77681974
wanna beat her face to a pulp
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*in thick nigerian accent* DO YOU HAVE CHANGE, FOR A TWENTY POUND NOTE?
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>>77681975
be the change that you want to see in the world
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>>77682035
God who cares, just ignore them. Gays really don't demand the amount of attention that /pol/ imagines they do
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>>77682030
Merkel and Macron trying to replicate Anglo liberalism in continental Europe will not work out
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someone needs to wank me off pronto
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>>77681992
i know a guy who votes for the greens

>>77682013
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>>77682060
did she steal some of your coke
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*wanks you off pronto*
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>>77682065
>le /pol/ boogieman
why is everything you don't like /pol/?
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>>77682030
>Timothy Garton Ash is a British historian, author and commentator
>He has examined the role of Europe and the challenge of combining freedom and diversity, especially in relation to free speech.
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little brother caught me watching zoella vlogs and laughed at me
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>>77682091
Thank you my friend
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>>77682101
Pete Doherty literally wrote a song about her sniffing all his money
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>>77682123
deserved
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>>77682105
t. /pol/ user
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THEY'RE ALL KUFFAR
THEY'RE ALL KUFFAR
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>>77682123
get him on brit, seem like a sensible lad
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>>77682136
hello jew
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just realised i've been mixing up the croatian and the slovakian this entire time
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>>77682136
she must have a CONKER of a schnoz for that
almost as big as yours
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>>77682154
worried he's already here
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>>77682035
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>>77682175
As demonstrated earlier my schnoz isn't big at all.

>>77682173
There is literally no difference
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>>77682178
definitely need to have a big think to this image
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NEED ww3 to break out
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>>77681729
/brit/ is a popular 4chan thread and there was a general election, so campaigners inevitably posted here but left after the election.
however, their posts were so incredibly effective at riling up the thread that now even mentioning leftypol causes a firestorm, and bait posts along the lines of "imagine the foolishness of rorke" will pull in tens of (you)s. thats why you see so many "lefty" posts; because people love trolling and getting responses.
i don't know what can be done except telling people to calm down. your political opinions do not matter outside of elections.
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>>77682065
>yearly gay sex orgies on the street
>kicking and screeching about bender marriage
>gay priests (Protestants LOL)
they won't shut the fuck up
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*breaks out of the runt cage
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Passenger who stuffed £10 into a barrister's mouth after being asked to stop pinching snacks from first class trolley found guilty of assault
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what's the point of being a slav
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>>yearly gay sex orgies on the street
>>kicking and screeching about bender marriage
>>gay priests (Protestants LOL)
>they won't shut the fuck up
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>>77682192
think you'll find it was
>There is literally no difference
quite rude of you if i'm honest

>>77682178
utterly grim
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>>77682209
uhhh just ignore them?
>gay man approaches your son and tries to turn him gay by molesting him
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>>77682224
vodka innit
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>>77682178
those just look like moles tbf, much smaller than the aids thing
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>>77682178
have my doubts they're the same thing, the spots are too small.
fagboy needs to wash more or rorkeboy needs to spend more time on wikipedia

as for the fat dyke in the left corner: i fucking would.
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>>77682224
to work and drink
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>>77682210
love her
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>>77682209
Abdul
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>rasheed.jpg
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>>>yearly gay sex orgies on the street
>>>kicking and screeching about bender marriage
>>>gay priests (Protestants LOL)
>>they won't shut the fuck up
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you aint no muslim bruv
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>>>>yearly gay sex orgies on the street
>>>>kicking and screeching about bender marriage
>>>>gay priests (Protestants LOL)
>>>they won't shut the fuck up
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>>77682224
cheeki breeki
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ah yes the gay-obsessed rorkes are talking about gay people again
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>>77682303
yes i am
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>>77682291
>>>kissing on the train
>>>kicking and screeching about getting married
>>>telling you about their kids
>>they won't shut the fuck up.
asexual master race
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Business idea: pit the Rasheeds and the benders against one another in mortal combat; the strongest will be allowed to live
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>free speech and hate speech are two different things
Mongoloids actually believe this.
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>>77682333
ah yes the virgin sexuality
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Really makes you think

The human botfly occasionally uses humans to host its larvae. The larva, because of its spines, can pose an extremely painful subepidermal condition. The fastest way to remove a botfly is by putting a generous amount of iodine in the hole. The botfly will react instantly by poking out of the hole[citation needed]. Another removal method is to use the tree sap of the matatorsalo, found in Costa Rica, which is reputed to kill the larva, yet leave its body in the skin.[11] Additionally, one can attempt to seal the breathing hole of the larva with nail polish or petroleum jelly; after a day, with a clinical professional, the breathing hole is enlarged and the larva is removed with forceps. Squeezing the larvae out is not recommended, as it can cause the larvae to rupture; their bodily fluids have been known to cause severe anaphylactic shock.[12] Use of adhesive tape can work, but carries additional risk of infection because portions of the larva's breathing tube can be broken off by the tape and make the remainder of the body difficult to remove.
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>>77682341
>faggot
fuck off yank
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creaseadelic
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>>77682351
the virgin thinking material
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>>77682341
>faggot
fuck off yank
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>>77682339
all kinds of speech should be allowed apart from inciting violence
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>>77682364
>>77682379
FUCK OFF FAGGOTS
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just took 40mg of valium
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>>77682384
this to be honest
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>>77682392
>FAGGOTS
FUCK OFF YANK
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>>77682374
>israel doesn't have USA in supported column
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>>77682395
junkies bastard
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>>77682374
>34 US Navy sailors killed
>USA not listed as a belligerent

fake news
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imagine actually posting under the virgin flag (you know who you are)
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why do yanks all wear those horrifically oversized shorts
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>>77682351
Really glad I live in Britain where we have no ridiculous insects or creatures like fucking Brazilian wandering spiders
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>>77682384
I think all speech should be illegal apart from inciting violence and/or racial hatred
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>>77682384
>apart from inciting violence
fucking nanny state cuck
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>>77682406
get aids nigger
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>>77682430
because they're fat and only the big boy shorts fit their waistline
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be the change you want to see in /brit/ threads :) x
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>tfw you'll never go to a club, pull a girl, take her back to your place, shag her, kick her out and have her texting you constantly craving your dick

It's such a trivial thing to get hung up on but jesus christ chad must have it good
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>>77682423
this is the sort of scathing, off-the-cuff political satire I come to /brit/ for
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>I'm not a benevolent authoritarian
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Tim is about to snap ;_;
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All the stories have been told of kings and days of old, but there's no England now.
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only a couple of months until Merkel is reelected
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Interesting autismo fact, in London building companies have to excavate everything before they build to check where all the pipes and stuff are cos nobody knows where they're all located

really weird. could be a medieval grave in your garden and you'd never know
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>>77682492
Germans are so wacky
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>>77682489
redpill me on the normies finding him situation
need all the relevant material
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>>77682492
I am the senate
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>>77681966
LOL he got the msf and red Cross cucks too. Based.
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banned from the flying club lads
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>>77682456
miss friday night HP threads on /tv/
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>>77682492
wtf why is she still around
she's been chancellor longer than hitler
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Any good serial killers lads
Seen all the main ones
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>>77682537
no term limits in germany
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https://youtu.be/CFa4UNmdEhg?t=45

Me enthroned in glory.
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>>77682570
been meaning to watch these films
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>>77682528
>harry potter fan

Is there no end to your jewish perversions?! Your whole being is made to infuriate me, fuck off!
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>>77682570
alri slash la
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>>77682524
why does it have a rasta flag on it
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>the normies found tim and are bullying him

we have to stop them lads
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dunkirk was dire
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Inside every Yank there is a Brit trying to get out
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>>77682570
this video is monarchy-kino
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All the wars that were won and lost somehow don't seem to matter very much anymore.
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>>77682563
>referendums are illegal in germany
>eternal politicians are
strange place
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>>77682606
but it was funny when we did it right
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>>77682606
good
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>>77682605
tried to tell them they had to let me fly while high because i was a rasta
told them to look it up in the EASA regulations

didn't think they'd actually do it and send the police to find me
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>>77682615
Pleb runt who needs constant explosions and character backstory detected.
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>>77682606
wtf bullying a mentally ill man is our gimmick! friggin normoiidddssss :((((
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>>77682606
The normies have always been bullying Tim. You sent shit to his personal home address then laughed about it you fucking arse biscuit
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>>77682618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfHrMnl1uLo
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>>77682606
I don't think he's really understanding what they're doing
if you watch his videos he's really just confused by the normies laughing at him
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Brazilians beat up refugees that tried to steal their money in London

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CM78gUzO-EQ
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>>77682631
aren't
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>>77682594
Imagine being this triggered
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>>77682606
Tim is a narcissistic cunt
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>>77682631
referendums are illegal for obvious historical reasons
politicians are allowed to stay as long as they are popular. whats wrong with that? if you don't like someone, don't vote for them
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>>77682606

Who are these Normies who found him?
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>>77682679
fucking top geezers, we need to import more BRs to get rid of them, like how you use a mongoose to get rid of snakes

I saw another video recently where a lad nicked a brazillian's ped and they smashed his leg in with an iron pipe

TOP BOYS
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>>77682679
BASED WHATEVER THE HELL RACE BRAZILIANS ARE MEN
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>>77682633
>>77682665
>>77682666
There may have been a few rogues sending him pictures of pakipoo etc, but most of us just wanted to see tim in his natural environment
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>>77682030
"end of the west" narratives are always reactionary bollocks
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>>77682730
Oh fuck off you pitiful cunt.
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Who here /loner hedonism/

>Drink on the train solo
>Wake up at 5am, hoof some speed and go dance in a club until mid-afternoon on your own
>Take benzos, go for a pint, stroll in the park, snooze in the sun

Enlightenment awaits you lads
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>>77682730
fuck off you little roach, you're no better than >le normanss rooo who are sharing his photos

knobhead, suck a fart out my arse
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>>77682730
Nice revisonism
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hmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q92b4HWYVEA
unsure if it's one of the normals who've just discovered tim or one of you lot
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>>77682676
>I don't think he's really understanding what they're doing
>if you watch his videos he's really just confused by the normies laughing at him
This makes me sad.
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>>77682679
>refugees
what?
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>>77682774
yeah wish I could be free, indepedent and careless like this unforunately im autismo ugly
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>>77682679
>snitches on his mate

rah
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4NSfeGcOjY
REVIEWBRAH
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Using a Navage Nasal Irrigation System to help clear my sinuses and allow me to breathe clearly.

I'm so glad the folks at Navage work to make a quality product that everyone can enjoy.
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Charlie Gard is dead thank fuck that's over, tired of seeing it in the news
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all you melts getting upset over tim because 'normies' are sharing his photos

have you actually watched his videos? he has thousands of notifications he never pays attention to, but somehow they're worse for doing that than sending threatening letters to his gaff?

ah yes, sound logic
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what the hell i just checked tim's channel and he's getting hundreds of views per video?????? who talked???
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>>77682848
edgy
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>>77682848
rekt
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charlie nigger is dead
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>>77682668

>"For the past 15 years I have been entirely motivated by a desperate desire to put the “Great” back into Great Britain. Everything I have tried to do—all the projects, speeches, schemes, etc.—have been with this end in mind. And none of it has worked, as you can see too obviously! In order to put the “Great” back I have always felt it was vital to bring people together, and I began to realise that the one advantage my position has over anyone else’s is that I can act as a catalyst to help produce a better and more balanced response to various problems. I have no “political” agenda—only a desire to see people achieve their potential; to be decently housed in a decent, civilised environment that respects the cultural and vernacular character of the nation; to see this country’s real talents (especially inventiveness and engineering skills) put to best use in the best interests of the country and the world (at present they are being disgracefully wasted through lack of co-ordination and strategic thinking); to retain and value the infrastructure and cultural integrity of rural communities (where they still exist) because of the vital role they play in the very framework of the nation and the care and management of the countryside; to value and nurture the highest standards of military integrity and professionalism, as displayed by our armed forces, because of the role they play as an insurance scheme in case of disaster; and to value and retain our uniquely special broadcasting standards which are renowned throughout the world. The final point is that I want to roll back some of the more ludicrous frontiers of the 60s in terms of education, architecture, art, music, and literature, not to mention agriculture! Having read this through, no wonder they want to destroy me, or get rid of me…!"

-The Prince of Wales, in a 1993 letter to Tom Shebbeare, then director of the Prince's Trust
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>>77682877
>all you melts getting upset over tim because 'normies' are sharing his photos
it's the typical 4chan contrarianism
as soon as something becomes widely known, even beyond a tiny circle, it's derided
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>>77682769
>>77682775
>>77682779
not a single argument, shall not be responding to any of you amoebas again, you literally aren't even on my radar
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Connor you twat stop bullying tim
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>>77682881
some 13 year old spastic that browses these threads (probably a seppo) has leaked it to those gay meme pages on facebook
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there is nothing more important than free speech
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>>77682920
/brit/ didn't find tim you fucking moron, nor is this the only place he is discussed
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>>77682877
>>77682907
we always said it was too far to interfere with his life, normies with their mob mentality won't be able to stop themselves
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This is fucked up lads.
Think of all the chavs in the world who were allowed to grow up and this little baby had to die.
Not fair lads.
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>>77682919

Did someone dox another one of the wretches who post in /brit/ ?
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https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/890836759210283009
own up, which one of you corbynistas liked/retweeted this post
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odds I get pissed by myself
evens I don't get pissed by myself
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>>77682962
He would probably have grown up to be a racist anyway
No loss
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>>77682934
/brit/ 'popularised' him after he was posted on rogan ages ago you fucking newfag

>>77682941
who the fuck is 'we'? I said it was bang out of order from the start but there were loads in the thread creasing over sending him pictures of ribena and kev

piss off you odious little toad
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RIP in Pieces Prince Charlie
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>>77682962
he had a terminal illness you melt
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>>77682973
https://twitter.com/yungkench
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>>77682973
fucking kek
>this mong could be in this thread right now
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>>77682934
just a few months ago he was lucky to get 3 views per video
it was you wasnt it
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>>77683007
>/brit/ 'popularised' him after he was posted on rogan ages ago you fucking newfag
WRONG
fucking newcunt. /brit/ took it from /britfeel/ on /r9k/
fucking idiot
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>>77682991
Waheey join the club
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AY YO MY NIGGA IN THE SUIT IS POSTING ON TIM'S CHANNEL

HE DEFO BROWSES /POL/

I LOVE YOU REVIEWBRAH
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>>77682962
parents couldn't look less concerned
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feel chill as fuck

love some benxos
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>>77683034
Not sure if I like this extended /brit/ cinematic universe.
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>>77683040
They have a million quid they don't need to spend on treatment in America now

This is te best result
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>>77682991
weeuuurrghh
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>>77683034
how did he find out about tim?
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>>77682919
>connor
FOY
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>>77683031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XMW6Z_Oq38
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>>77683034
Really can't stand this autistic little faggot

Literally r*ddit
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>>77683051
/brit/ culture must expand if the world is to survive.
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>>77682991
I'll get pissed with you if you wait 7 hours till I'm off work :3
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>>77683085
>faggot
fuck off yank
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>>77683081
He's the reason that we even know about Tim.
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>>77682973
fuck off pan head
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>>77683034

Hello newfag
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>>77682848
thank fucking god
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>>77683085
he's literally 4chan you fucking stupid kike
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>:3
Dire
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>>77683085
>Jew screeches at the fact that there is a white man that hasn't yet fallen for his degenerate jeweyness

Ahh yes.
No shock there.
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>>77683034
is this canon?
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>tfw you're technically to blame for the normies finding tim

sorry guys it's my fault
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>>77683085
honestly thought you were cool until this comment

BANG out of order
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>>77683085
post fucking machines
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq1mUEhKQfc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq1mUEhKQfc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq1mUEhKQfc
ABSOLUTE FUCKING ANTHEM LADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq1mUEhKQfc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq1mUEhKQfc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq1mUEhKQfc
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>>77683149
hello nigger
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>>77683085
excellent post, probably the most reddit personality going
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>>77683105
LOVE Panhead
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>>77683130
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>Dire
:3
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>>77683085
get outta line again, i dare you
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>>77683149
>Lotto Boyzz - Birmingham (Anthem) [Official Video] ft. JayKae
don't think I could've produced a more runty title to anything if I even tried
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lads, never lodge from a family.

flatsharing is one thing. lodging from a family is like a guarantee to get all of the negatives of flatsharing.

constant noise and activity.
stuff goes missing.
family hogs the kitchen.
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been practising how I'll die if I get stabbed or shot

going to be extremely dramatic, clutching my wound and leaning on my surroundings to keep standing, breathing heavily while I make my final words
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>>77682962
he's had his 10 minutes of fame. better to die rather than show up on fucking big brother desperately trying to stay relevant
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>>77683149
legitimate shite
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Would kill for some valium
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don't speak to it unless you're telling it to PFM
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>>77683160
fuck off pan head
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no idea how flat/house sharing works
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i must say the jew might as well be a plastic bag filled with horse shit without his fucking machines
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>>77683034
crossover episodes make me uncomfortable.
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I shared tim on my facebook page yesterday lads
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What if baby Charlie had died in the greenfell tower fire
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who is pan head
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Just relised my dog doesn't have any nippls
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3CfxgXfDxo
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made a cuppa black tea, sans milk and sugar
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>>77683217
Tim needs to do a crep check with Pengest
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Dad is pissing me off again
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>>77683210
Two or more people live together
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Viiiiiiiiiiiiiictoriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia
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>>77683149

oh one poo one
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really cba to cook dinner tonight lads.
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love wanking
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>>77683230
The greatest that ever was
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>>77683245
JF in 'doing everything wrong' shock
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>>77681489
dump ar' rump.
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i come from these endz
peng ting out of town she hurt my feelings
might just go to broad street on the weekend
ask me where i'm from and if you see them
say bir-birmingham
manna from birmingham
dem gal are from birmingham
manna from birmingham
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>>77683234
grim
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>mommy
Americanised teenage twat
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FUCK DOMA;LD DUIMRR[
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>>77683230
you, you cunt
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>>77683275
wanking wanker loves his fucking wanking
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>>77683268
get a cheeky takeaway
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what a horrible shitty cancerous thread
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>>77683296
haha that is sooooo white
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This reminds of a job I did a few weeks ago. I woke up at 3 am that day and was unclogging shit from over 50 toilets at a local school. I was swimming in shit all day trying to sort this mess out. What really pissed me off was that they got the janitor to watch over me and ask questions. I could only overcharge them 200% and I was livid.

I was driving home tired as fuck when I got an unexpected call from some old geezer. Jackpot! I decided to go over there and check it out. It turned out his faucet was dripping. I could see he was wearing a hearing aid. I told him to relax and go upstairs while I sort it out. Needless to say I didn't do shit and just relaxed on his couch eating his food and rested my dirty boots on his coffetable. After about 3 hours I told him to come down. I told him I had to replaced a bunch of parts and charged him over $600. When he said he could still hear the dripping I told him to adjust his hearing aid and left. Poor old bastard shouldn't have called me.

Have fun sitting in your offices working for Mr. Nosenberg while I make bank. Even if I ruin my reputation I'll be able to retire in 5 years while you slave away
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Domal Duimrr is my favourite figure from Irish history.
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Why does pan head only follow slags ffs?
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>>77683034
>>77683051
>>77683081
>>77683129
>>77683217
what the fuck is wrong with you lot?
reviewbrah commenting on tim's videos has been mentioned 1000 times and discussed in length on countless occasions
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>>77683296

based nigger tweet
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>>77683322
yeah definitely reading this one mate thanks for posting
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Don't see what the problem about burkas is desu
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>>77683342
they're new as fuck.
>the bradleyposter is a newcunt
what a surprise
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still can't believe the yanks actually elected trump, what are they like lmao
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>>77683351
>he is unable to read more than one incomplete sentence as a result of spending so much time in /brit/
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ey lemme aks u dis do... *rubs jaw with right hand* why white ppl never season dey chicken do?

DSJDJHDJKFJDDDKSSSSS IM DEAD YAKNOW WHO DUN DIS BLUD
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>>77683358
me on the left
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>>77683358
that's not a burqa
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>>77683342
i'm a (you) whore
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>>77683342
Sorry, some of us do not live here every minute of every day.

Now swipe down like a good Teddy.
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>THE bradleyposter is a new cunt
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>>77683373
genuinely didn't read this one either

my brain just skips canadian posts
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>>77683342
This. Lots of underage in the thread tonight
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>>77683342
not on my hours i guess
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Are we still overthrowing the British government or has everybody else given up on it and I am the only rebel fighter left?
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>>77683365
knew you were a newcunt, reviewbrah knew about tim arguably before /brit/ you stupid little gaylord
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Can anyone from London do me a solid and take a picture of Goldsmiths real quick?
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>>77683340
fuck off pan head you cunt no one cares
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>>77683342
A lot of us just came over from reddit once we saw your epic tim videos a few hours ago! we'd appreciate it if you observed good reddiquette, poster!
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>>77683245
I just finished a mug o' rooibos. Ignore the gay teaposter. >>77683279
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>>77683358

Need a muslim gf
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>>77683415
why the fuck are you replying to me? and reviewbrah definitely did know before /brit/ you dumbfuck
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FROM NOW ON I WILL ONLY TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS
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Thank you for the daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays
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playing the turist test again so comfy x
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*laughs in british*
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>>77683375
>rubs jaw with right hand
kek
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>>77683436
Nothing better than a cup of rooibos and a few valiums/opis
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>>77683459
so why are you then calling other people new for pointing that out you fucking sentient bog brush
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right lads
just to confirm, /brit/ invented 'the virgin [activity] posting and /r9k/ ran with it, right?
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PRAYING wiley gets involved in the P Money Dot beef
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>>77683486
t. pan head
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>>77683486
>reviewbrah commenting on tim's videos has been mentioned 1000 times and discussed in length on countless occasions
I was agreeing with this you fucking retard, I wasn't even replying to you
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which pepe sums up your feelings right now?
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>>77683501
No
/britfeel/ posters brought it here cuz they spend all their time on /r9k/
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>>77683501
who gives a fuck
rethink your life mate
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>>77683501

Yeah. It sprang out of the virgin walk gimmick
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honestly bored of this threads micro conversations

lets just post partially nude girls next thread ok?
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>>77683316
nah not about that life.

just powering through and cooking dindins anyway
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>>77683501
/r9k/ invented the >he does the virgin walk meme Tbh, usually posted with laughing faces but then someone did the illustration
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>>77683527
which was not a /brit/ thing
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>>77681778
alri'
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>>77683501
think so
saw the virgin walk one being posted and added to on here to create the 'final' one. Not sure about the Chad addition, that might've been r9k
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>>77683467
best one yet
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>>77683512
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>>77683512
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>>77683501
I'll give you a tip lad
99% of memes on /brit/ came from /tv/ /pol/ or /r9k/
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imagine exposing yourself to /brit/ when you look like this
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>>77683541

ummm don't try to correct me sweaty xxx
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>>77683580
>>77683580
>>77683580
>>77683580
>>77683580
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People that go on train tracks should just be killed. Cunt just address another hour to my alresdy delayed journey.
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>>77683568
>tfw gone are the days when /sp/ gimmicks were being imported by /brit/

made my fortune on those, back then, now i'm just living off the increasingly dwindling interest payments. May have to start investing in some tim-posting or something.
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>>77683574
>posted 2014
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>>77682919
>marcus hausen

the man himself
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