This is my own thread, go away. Don't post in my thread.
*posts*
Just put a meat pie in the oven lads.
*posts it your thread*
Just put my cock in a meat pie lads
>>77665227
i like argentina
might be fucked lads.
my manager told me to send him something by friday
its not done, and I'm counting on working on it and finishing it by noon tomorrow
but now im panicking wondering what "by friday" means.
does that mean before friday??
*80s cyberpunk soundtrack plays*
>>77665227
so light blue means good meat? is that a universal thing? or just for the argentinian flag? seems a bit arbitrary
>>77665251
Ouch.
>>77665254
should done it earlier runt
>>77665254
Your line spacing is so fucking horrid that I don't care
what was his endgame?
Well?
>>77665265
i know. im a piece of shit useless employee desu
>>77665270
*diagnoses you with a number of social disorders*
>>77665257
is just for the meme.
>>77665276
i can smell the norman from here lad
>>77665298
Please rate my aaaj
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>>77665253
annex us pls
>>77665300
seems more paki to me
>>77665276
know a guy who is the double of "native britain" but is actually at least 50% indian
>>77665276
feel like i don't fit any of these
will blow my brains out if "by friday" means by the time work starts on friday
>>77665304
11/10
>>77665089
for some reason I zoomed out google maps, and visited my sister's new hometown, Pau, France. She has a nice view on the Pyrénées, the mountains between France and Spain. Went there, flew dangerouslt close to the moutains... Weird how I had never learnt in school the name of the highest moutain of the Pyrénées (it's not "pic du midi", but aneto (aka néthou))
as I was flying really low I came across the pic (peak) du midi (midday=south) d'Ossau. Fucking nice view. Then searched wikipedia, found it nice to learn it was actually a symbol of Pau, beloved by the Pau people. Read about local legends (the peak is also named "Jean-Pierre", it would be a symbol of the unity between the church of pierre (roman) and the church of jean (or the other way around). Also the peak looks like a tooth. They also say that for a long time it didn't have a name, as only useful places had a name, not peaks.
Then went on down the spanish pyrénées, when I saw Barcelona, heading East. Went to Llore del Mar where I had been with a girl.
Then when to my hometown who has been google street viewed in 2013. It changed a bit. Moving memories of a dreary childhood, especially the house used for summer camps, still there, where I have bad memories of early childhood. That's when I started to drink.
>>77665260
saved, just in case I'd need it later.
Louis IV reigned as king of West Francia from 936 to 954.
He was the only son of king Charles the Simple and Eadgifu of Wessex
Young Louis was raised in the Anglo-Saxon court until his teens.
In spring of 936 Hugh the Great sent an embassy to Wessex inviting Louis to "come and take the head of the kingdom"
Louis IV was a young man of fifteen, who spoke neither Latin nor Old French, but probably spoke Old English. He knew nothing about his new kingdom.
Historians have wondered why the powerful Hugh the Great called the young Carolingian prince to throne instead of taking it himself.
If you spend any signficiant time on /int/ you can see people making threads, them getting zero replies and they repost it again and again until it gets some replies
For a board of essentially r9k users who despise normies and facebook users people sure do love attention by making shitty threads or blogging in generals.
>>77665227
not many humble people
>>77665254
nah, early afternoon will do.
>China tells Bieber he can't tour there until he becomes a more moral individual
>Bieber drops his tour to redirect himself towards Christ
the Chinese nation is truly mighty
>>77665256
grand.
>>77665355
i literally don't use this board outside of /brit/
>>77665346
enjoyed the read, subscribed to the blog.
>>77665369
Reminder that Bieber is the shortened version of Bieberstein
>>77665375
How could you figuratively not use this board outside of /brit/ exactly?
honestly doing a poo right now as call of duty 4 downloads lads haha
wish i was naive, optimistic and australian enough to be a furry
>>77665227
One thing I don't like about these memes is that they don't even use the real things the flags' colors stand for.
>>77665391
easily, by saying he's from /pol/ when he isnt
Blacks make up a larger percentage of the US (11.4%) than Scots make up of the UK (8.3%)
>>77665354
>Louis IV was a young man of fifteen
to say that now at 39 we call Macron "young"
>>77665460
>implying thats a bad thing
>>77665460
There are more blacks in America than there are the total populations of a good majority of European countries
>>77665413
>furries trying to pretend they aren't deviants
disgusting
Left my flip flops at the gym
I really need to lose my boipucci virginity
>>77665475
This disturbing jpeg has got to be one of the most artefacted things I have ever seen. How may low quality traits can one image have?
>>77665460
11% is fucking nothing
japanese people when asked assumed it was aroun 50
have seen 1 black person in the last year. seen 0 muslims. seen a bunch of ranchand mexicans that are nice though
>>77665386
nah.
but,
>Pattie Mallette was born on April 2, 1975,[2][not in citation given] in Stratford, Ontario, of French Canadian, English, Swiss-French and Scottish descent.[1][3] She is the daughter of Diane M. (Henry) and Michael Mallette.[4] Her older sister was killed at age 5, when she was struck by a vehicle while crossing the street. She also has an older brother named Chris.[3][5]
(his mom) (his mum)
UPQWI(E gobasdiljbNM[
>>77665504
bit gay 2bh
>>77665256
FUCK
D
R
U
M
P
F
>>77665475
Would be lying if I said I didn't laugh at that picture
>>77665521
>She says of the sexual abuse and violence, "I was sexually violated so many times that as the years went by it began to feel normal. It's a strange marriage – knowing something is wrong yet at the same time finding it familiar and commonplace."[9]
Bieber's mums
Just downloaded English
>>77665568
How much money would I have to pay you to fly you from India to the United States to work for me?
careers are so fucking stressful
this shit is fucking awful
>>77665586
lol, downloaded English when I was three, now I speak English (American)
desu as a social democrat i'm really coming to hate rosa luxemburg
yeah haha you're so funny, nobody's ever asked me to apologise for her death before. haha, yeah, she'd definitely have done something useful rather than becoming just another factional hate figure if she'd not been killed. haha, sorry guys.
doesn't help that she had an ugly face and was a woman. the former can sometimes be excused but the latter, never.
>>77665256
tfw when we actually own the Plaza in New York
>>77665627
i miss /fug/
>>77665636
ditto
Need a british bf like this in my life, folks.
>>77665239
Why are Asian girls so punk?
constipated for two days
really really worried
*blocks your path*
Richie
Is this a Brit or a Jew? I can't tell the difference, please respond.
>>77665688
nightie night lads
>>77665688
The average swede is a fucking gremlin
doing a photo dump
>>77665586
>>77665593
ummm, Americans are scary. What's the job
>>77665715
Need a brit bf like this in my life, folks.
NEED to put my willy in a minge lads.
>>77665731
Oracle Systems Admin
>>77665736
>>77665749
>>77665759
>>77665772
운마 씨발새끼가죄수번호 암호화함저격게이들 어리둥절행아무래도 운마새끼 전라도같다일베의 주작 좆중복사범 검거하는데 일조한 죄수번호를 암호화해서시발 저격도 못함일베간 고졸새끼도일베렙이 5렙인데 작성글이 없다냄새가 솔솔나는데물증이 없어 시발
>>77665805
>>77665824
bingo
>>77665836
>>77665852
>>77665864
>>77665871
>>77665748
umm, I'll learn it professionally and get back to you x
What's the point of buying a house if you still have to keep paying the society charge
>>77665879
alamo
>>77665903
게으르고 잠이 많은 제가 잠을 줄이고 글을 쓰게 되었어요. 철학과 심리학을 전공했고, 배운 것들을 일상에 녹여내기 위해 고민합니다.
>>77665917
Business idea: nut on a slice of bread, spread jelly on another slice of bread and have a semen and jelly sandwich.
>>77665899
>What's the point of buying a house if you still have to keep paying the society charge
how much is this society charge and what do you get for it?
>>77665899
>What's the point of buying a house if you still have to keep paying the society charge
Privacy, sense of owning your own plot of land, not having to deal with neighbors on the other side of the wall, having a yard for your kids to romp around in.
>t. homeowner
>>77665948
>>77665978
>>77665978
free cavalry one for you
>>77665956
Only if the semen comes from thick, brit, cocks, sure. Otherwise, what's the point? I'd love to have a sandwich of nutty goodness mixed with the sweet, sweaty taste of a fertile British man.
>>77665990
>>77665996
cheers lad
>>77666006
>>77666019
who makes history; great men or the masses?
>>77666006
>cheers lad
no porbs, this one is my fav. very few pics show what its like to see cavarly charging at you, lmg on the ground bottom left too.
>>77666006
is this from the arab revolt?
>>77666035
both
>>77666035
Both, but its usually a handful of individuals that influenced to a great extent. The masses are a car that's useless without a driver
>>77666035
Both.
>>77666045
not him lad but thats the artists rifles formed as the SAS in North Africa iirc
>>77666035
Hard times make great men
Great men make good times
Good times make weak men
Weak men make hard times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzmMSxKR5GY
post WW1 choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYUw7L61tic
>>77666069
Twitch is streaming anime again
*stares at your car through living room window*
>>77666067
>Hard times make great men
Lenin
>Great men make good times
Stalin
>Good times make weak men
Brezhnev
>Weak men make hard times
Gorbachev
I can buy this
>>77666035
historians
>>77666125
>>77666118
why idolise Russians?
interview soon and my CV is made up
>>77666146
just testing the theory
>>77666193
It's strange to me that some people can smile while knowing good and well that they're deadmen.
>>77666209
there's some light fun to be had even in the darkest of times
good images so far
Howdy, lads. Call me MonarchistMatey.
I'm an emerging /brit/ content creator who's trying to expand his image throughout the internet, as well as to find a nation I can identify with. So far, I'm a mere Welsh Nationalist, still in the middle of reading Magna Carta, hoping to see what else I could apply to myself from there afterwards. Cuckio meme is my favorite kind of shitposting, and I praise tripfag Moni for having invented it to begin with.
Speaking of Moni, her police investigation and swift expulsion from university, as well as you guys and your awesome efforts in mocking his misfortune, has inspired this expansion of mine in the first place. I created an account on wordpress not only to follow Moni there, but as a failsafe for when I post OC to 4chan. My first account for my own 4chan OC is on r9k, which I've noticed does have a very small British scene there, one that I think we can expand with enough effort. Some other users I highly recommend following there are Ebin, rorke, rasheed, FOY, imagine...grim, and britfit. These guys are awesome Brits, but I doubt they're Li/brit/etarians, specifically. We should definitely make ourselves known there.
>>77665276
tfw Anglo-Saxon
Good pics
>>77666242
what are those scarf hat thingies called
see loads of pics of germans on the eastern front of ww2 wearing them
>>77666227
>>77666249
cheers Swedes
>>77666262
no idea tbqh
>>77666262
scarves
>>77666246
subhuman
you are just jealous of Greece
>>77666303
I am half Danish.
>>77666321
those are delish tbqh
>>77666321
*eats you*
>>77666328
*gives you diabeetus*
would love to be a shiplad
going to sleep now x
Night lads.
>>77666341
same lad
there's a radio comedy called the navy lark i used to listen to, made it sound brill
>>77666262
Cowl?
>>77666349
>>77666372
night x
>>77665256
how do brits feel about trump owning skyscrapers in every major city across the US and also several resorts all over the world?
morning lads
morning nonce
Back from the climbing gym laddos
Feelin swole and sexy
>>77666425
indifferent
>>77666429
Good morning. Did you sleep well?
I predict that the 'offf to work lads' lad will post in exactly 10 minutes
>>77666425
couldn't give less of a toss if i tried
Just gave a toss
>>77666425
clumpf impeacehment soon
have an italian BLT sandwich waiting for me in the fridge
might eat it
off to fuck an australian's mom lads
>>77666067
>Hard times make great men
>Great men make good times
>Good times make weak men
>Weak men make hard times
Thinking I might have pizza for dinner tonight.
>>77666455
clean up after?
>>77666441
was alri. quite tired tho
>>77666463
give it to me
>>77666425
a country run by and for plutocrats get the leaders it deserves
>>77666474
Fresh or frozen?
>>77666475
I'm extremely clean with my wanking, I could wank in the same room for 10 years and you'd never find a drop of it anywhere.
>>77666487
Fresh.
¡Hola
Me encanta la mierda
>>77666067
>Hard times make great men
>Great men make good times
>Good times make weak men
>Weak men make hard times
Want to do the sex with a female lads.
>>77666495
I remember you. You once posted about wanting to learn Spanish in another general.
>>77666508
line's back there, mate
>>77666508
pretty easy to do when you know how
(have a method)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_propaganda_and_the_United_Kingdom
>>77666493
Home made or store bought?
>>77666531
>store bought
This. Not sure if I should go Dominos or Pizzahut ?
>>77666554
Pizzahut is awful.
Don't know why it's still in business.
Maybe it's better wherever you are.
>>77666554
'minos
>>77666554
Domino's imo
Pizzabutt is shit here
POO
off to work lads
>>77666563
Their breadsticks are phenomenal, their pizza crust is a bit greasy though. I usually go for the thin crust.
bit bored of modern life rn
hope trump does something absolutely insane that shakes up the world order
could do with something interesting happening
on the bus lads
I like the thin n crispy crust.
Papa Johns>Domino's>Pizza Hut=Little Caesars
pizza hut gave me IBS
fuck pizza hut
dominos for life
>>77666614
too greasy. really like franco manca pizza
kill the amerifart with fire
brimble bromble brum
I sure hope an anime poster doesn't get the 77666666 get.
poo willy bum fanny
british cocks
>>77666664
cum
*posts*
Wee wee
Poo poo
Willy in my bum
>>77666666
>>77666666
SWEDEN
>>77666666
fuck you
>>77666666
Incredible.
heh
>>77666666
allah fucking damnit sven
>>77666666
Neck yourself.
>>77666666
NUKE SWEDISTAN WHEN
>>77666666
He did it
Now to wait for the sevens
WE DID IT BRITET
feel tired lads
been up all night
>>77666708
sleep w/ me pl0x
>>77666708
same and i'm meant to head out in a few hours
>>77666666
/brit/claims another one
i was going to get those quints and then forgot haha
The American lad may use fine phrases to say that the nationalist is his political enemy. In reality, however, he fights a man who makes uncomfortable and difficult demands on him, the man who recognizes the fate of the nation as his fate, who respects the woman who will become the mother of his children, who wants to be a model, who always acts as if the eyes of the nation are upon him. The American lad feels his “freedom” restricted by such behavior. He wants to keep the hot music spinning on the record player, not be reminded that he must work as well as relax, that he must not only enjoy, but also honor the dignity of his nation.
That is neither comfortable nor pleasant. It is pleasant to talk slang and enjoy a loose moral life with those of like mind. Americanism has its delights, and he who is captivated by them not only sticks his head in the sand, he also gets some pleasure. It is nice to be able to dismiss all criticism of a too hearty enjoyment of life with the claim that one is defending human rights against Nazi brutality.
Americanism is not a logical development. It certainly does not spring from the descendants of the Virginia colonists with their Prussian sense of honor and duty, nor from the healthy farmers and citizens of the Midwest. It did not triumph easily against the often overdone moralism of Puritan circles. Its power grew along with that of Jewry. As is the case of everything that follows the orders of Jewry, Americanism’s lack of culture and morality, its freedom-promising “Century of the Child,” is nothing but a concealed way of ruining the youth.
Americanism is a splendid method of depoliticization. The Jews have used jazz and movies, magazines and smut, gangsterism and free love, and every perverse desire, to keep the American people so distracted that they pay no attention to their own fate. Even in politics, they are no longer influenced by the head, only by what is under the belt.
>8 minutes between posts
State
>>77666848
We were having a cheeky wank.
fucking insomnia REEEEEE
>>77666842
>the Virginia colonists with their Prussian sense of honor and duty
???
>>77666842
not a 'xel
>>77666863
Pogba-tier post. Don't rate it
>>77666864
I popped a melatonin and I'm waiting for it to kick in
i've been listening to dance with the dead for literal days lads, days
>>77666874
got some benzos and speed arriving but wont be here until at least 9:30
dont know whether to stim up or take some benzos and sleep
>>77666873
This'll be his season to shine he just had to get used to the rigors of the PL
>>77666886
yeah I know
you posted a link to a song the other day. Utter fucking rubbish
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Insomnia Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Lie Down In Bed Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
>>77666888
What do you have planned for the day?
need a brit bf to fall asleep w/ folks
>>77666896
i like the beat while i play WoW
>>77666886
literal numale music
>>77666921
what race / class / spec
what ilvl
>le nü-male boogeyman
is a 4 hour sleep worth it? thinking of just staying up
>>77666930
maybe, don't really care though
>>77666936
929 equipped fem belf arms warrior
Where are all these fuckers that are commenting on Tim's videos coming from??
>>77666955
Basildon
Rate my music, please.
>>77666955
today some normie meme page shared tims facebook photo album
It gathered aroud 1k likes and hundreds of comments.
>>77666955
My rented flat in High-Wycombe
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>77666969
Fucking retards.
They'll get bored after a few dozen new videos from him though.
actually makes me depressed that I'll never know her
next thing you know normies are gonna be all over the "anyone remember the cuckio meme" gimmick
normies ruin everything
>>77667008
>>77666980
fuck off liam
>>77667005
just go outside nigga haha holy shit
>>77667005
Fuck off spammer
>>77667005
you seem sick in the head
>normies
Hello 'dit
>>77666965
>not listening to full albums
plebe
>Americans pronounce Liam like "Lime"
wtf
it's normalfag not normie
pretty sure its normal actually
>>77667034
lmbo really?
it's norman not normalfag
daily reminder this is a 10/10 in bongland
>>77667030
I do, I just picked out a few out of the mix and put them in their own little playlist.
>>77667034
how do you pronounce it
>>77667049
>replying to yourself
Sad!
dire thread
>>77667066
Liam
>>77667066
lee-um
>>77667063
that player looks hideous ngl
>>77667069
daily reminder this is a typical school day in london
>>77667102
want to step on all their heads
>>77667102
glass house mate
if you don't use foobar i automatically assume you're an unsophisticated, uncultured pleb
daily reminder this is the pinnacle of british """cuisine"""
>>77667102
pretty sure that's from the netherlands mate
>>77667119
looks good
>>77667088
It looks fine. I just made it look really crappy because I'm a retard.
daily reminder britain is a third world country
>not using an ultra minimalist foobar
if I get bad A level results I'll kill myself
daily reminder this is what british dental hygiene looks like
>>77667145
>Not doing BTEC
Pineal gland is in agony at the very thought
>>77667189
BTEC was for the less intelligent kids who couldn't do A level
daily reminder this is british policework
>>77667189
>doing BTEC
hello moron
>>77667204
is that a cassette player
howling
daily reminder this is what british people look like
>>77667206
>>77667199
Doing two years of literally no work and easily get in to a good rg uni or choose two years of high intensity work and probably not ending up at as good a uni.
Hmm yes the decision was a tricky one
daily reminder two world wars and one world cup
>>77667262
well too late anyway
>>77667262
>choosing the easier path means I'm smarter
hmm, no
you're just lazy
>>77667252
You could have chose a better time of day to spam
>>77667262
>arrive at uni for a stem subject completely unprepared
Nice one
>>77667283
Where did I imply I was smarter?
>the only goal of college is to get into uni
ah yes, the runt mentality
"chicken pizziola on hearty italian please mate" - me, to you, in 4 years
>>77667309
everything about your post screams "I'm so smart for being lazy" and smugness
it's rather obnoxious and I think you should kill yourself
>>77667268
can't make it up
>>77667326
I do wish I did a levels now
But at the time of choosing BTEC seemed more appealing
>>77667347
this is ridiculous
School is for literal children. The longer you stay there, the longer you remain a child. Get a fucking job
>>77667347
ummm sweaty Germany have only won one World Cup and West Germany won the other 3 xx
E A S Y
A
S
Y
>BTEC
tiny shrivelled smol brane
>access to HE
normal brain
>A Level
large brain
>International Baccalaureate
huge brain bursting out from skull enveloping all of the known universe
>>77667424
>parroting and not even creating a dead meme now championed by redditos and eunichs
>british """humor"""
due at my desk in 40
Might get a cheeky Maccies for breakfast on the way to work lads
*record scratch*
yeah, thats me, your're probably wondering how i ended up leading a band of mercenaries in the Belgian Congo
>>77667503
Breakfast?
daily reminder this is the quintessential brit
>>77667503
fat bastard
>>77667511
did i fucking stutter?
>>77666741
laughed
>>77667446
Nobody likes trannies, they are like gypsies in that respect
>>77667522
Settle down poppet xxx
doing a poo
Sit down next to me
Johnno you in here mate?
>>77667585
Yeah mate
TIM WAS SHARED BY ANOTHER FUCKING MEME PAGE
NOW ONE OF MY FRIENDS FROM HIGH SCHOOL HAS COMMENTED ON IT
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
here johnno fuck off
>>77667564
ok :3
>>77666262
We called them balaclava helmets or Toques or just a head scarf
>>77667600
Literally just saw that and was going to post about it here lol
>>77667600
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>77667600
>high school
foy
>>77667639
>calling him a yank
he'll take it as a compliment
going to dee a big phat shite
There is nothing more cringy than 4chan pretending to be interested in philosophy or whatever
so cringe
>>77667600
link
>cringe
cringe
feeling a bit guilty since i posted tim in the Labour Students groupchat a few days ago
i am disappointed
>cringe
cronge
>>77667661
this is all your fault, lad
daily reminder this is what life on a british diet looks like
what the hell tim's blowing up
screen just went orange
>>77667689
good lad