>Grandma's sewing kit

We have more in common than I realize

Little do they know of the embedded surveillance devices which let us spy on all those afternoon visits you've been meaning to make.

Seriously, when's the last time you've visited your grandmother? She'd love it if you dropped by.

>>77664726
>>77664747
Grandma's are the same everywhere?

>>77664783

Wtf I hate Denmark and danish intelligence service now

>>77664783
>80+ years old
>brother has memories of japs bayonetting some older guy at the cockfight ring
>always tells me stories
>remember her going with my family to yurop when i was a kid
>lent her a game a thrones book once, read the whole lot
>my cousin, 18 year old, f, not the brightest but still pretty fun, writes her name in her notebook death note style along with a detailed description of how she'll die

shitty greentext I know but it's a bit of a memory dump

please don't die yet lola, I genuinely love you

I still visit her a few times a year. She can still walk right and her memories are pretty good, as well as her wits. Despite my grandpa dying a couple years ago she still just seems so happy and lively.

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>go to grandma's house
>see ice cream pot
>there's frozen beans inside
I think this one is excusive to Brazil, though.

>>77664783
I went to her house Wednesday, but i usually go there to lunch on sundays, along with the rest of the family.

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>>77664726
>not this

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>>77664726
>be me
>be 6
>go over to grandmas
>fat already
>hungry
>see box of cookies
>wtf
>why is there sewing equipment in here?!

>>77664783
Hahahaha joke's on you faggot my grandma's dead

REKT

>>77664726
>open royal dansk tin
>only unsugared cookies left

FUG

>>77664807
Grandmas are universal

>>77665004
lol poor fatty boy

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>>77665016

>>77664726
>>77664807
>>77665098
I don't understand how this is possible. Same brand of container and everything. I can understand it with yuros but I'm pajeet, and it's still the case.

Same,....its kinda weird

>>77664913
DELETE THIS

my grandma had a red box for needles and an entire closet compartment for other sewing stuff

checkm8

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>Grandma's candy

>>77664913
we have the same but with dill or smth xd
after those experiences, i still assume that there can't be ice cream in ice cream pack, but when i sometimes check it and it's actually ice cream there, its always surprising. yeah, i still live with parents

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>>77668588

>Visit my grandparents
>Want something to drink
>Have to make the dangerous journey down into the old basement
>Smells old, stairs are shaky
>It's just a huge room with hundreds of shelves
>Every shelve is filled with food related decades old jars

>>77664726
hmm. my granny has this as sewing kit toolbox as well.

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>>77664913
ours is pic related.

>>77668768
>visit German ex gf's house
>ask for a glass of water to drink
>"water is for washing" or something like that
>serves me a 0.75l jar of coke mixed with fanta

alrite...

>>77668911
her Grandma's house*

Wow this is a global thing isn't it

>>77664726
How did you know?

>>77664726
Actually my mother's sewing kit.

>>77664726
and those biscuits were lit

>>77664726
wtf same why do all grannies do this

>>77669559
>lit

>>77664913
nah
ice cream boxes are the best containers
we store everything from mashed potatoes to meat in them

>>77669321
every grandma is also a mama
she's just getting ready for the little one
when's the kid coming, pierre?

>>77664726
Jokes on you, the only thing these things ever contained were a massive pile of pennies.
I think one tin can fit $50 worth of pennies. Heavy as fuck.

>>77669592
ma che cazzo vuoi da me? che stracazzo vuoi merda umana? coglione ti spacco la faccia, vedi di non rompermi le palle, testa di cazzo, ma che cosa cazzo vuoi faccia di merda

>>77664726
JUST

>>77664783
both grandmommies been dead for over a decade

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>>77670921
>lit

>>77672298
aggiornati coi tempi, nonno, non siamo più nell'antica sumeria

>>77664726
Look like grandmas are the same errrwhere

What's the deal with airline food? Boy that stuff is bad!

>>77668860
That shit is the worst. It's okay when it's not fish meat though.

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>whenever I visit grandma

>>77674492
>not storing your frozen tilapia in an empty tub of Cornettos

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>>77664726
Same here

>>77674701
You dress a moose, upside down, every time you visit your grandma?

>>77674120
They probably have some sort of secret network.

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>>77664913
>go to grandma's house
>see ice cream box
>it's full of frozen lapskaus

>>77668083
Same here and my family is Arab

>>77664726
My weed box

>>77677143
>my family is Arab
Kill yourself.

>>77664913
expecting ice cream and seeing that shit would scar me for life

>>77677423
good post

>>77677423
t. Arabized Sicilian

>>77677701
He's a Swede with severe autism.

i thought this was an Aussie Grandma thing.