/éire/

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>77664229
Fuck off

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>>77664242
>Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!

Shouldn't we be more accommodating to our friends across the pond? Return the favour and all of that

>>77664242
top o' the morning to ya!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87gWaABqGYs

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>>77664324
Aye top o' the morning to you too lad!

Just would like everyone to know that I am completely naked and fully erect while making this post
while waiting for the captcha to load I realised my left nut was hanging so low I can swing it back and use it like an anal bead so I'll be off doin a bit o that now.
Good day

"Just a taste, james" you say as he continues slurping down his gravy. "We both need out breakfast, correct?" Faintly nodding his approval, you get eye level with the yellowed crust flake on his toe. "An appetizer", you say. James eyes light up and he inquires, "where?" Ignoring him, you slide the tip of your tongue up the edge of the flake, a small piece breaks off and becomes soggy as moisture is returned. Swallowing it, you tilt your head to the left and align your bottom teeth under the crust, moving slightly forward and slicing off the whole piece. "Mm" James grunts as the flake slides under your tongue, the oniony piece turning spongy. You swallow, but with an audible gulp - as large as it is, it didn't go down easy. "Now for the main course" you say wryly. James beady eyes dart all over the room past his plate of gravy and steak, desperately looking for a fuller meal. Holding your nose up to the fold of his legs you take a deep smell all the way into your core. Cheese, mayonnaise and the smell of full rot enter your lungs. You gag, but you will not be denied your feast. Taking one of the leg pustules into your mouth, you bite down hard - thick, yellow pus shoots into your throat and strikes your uvula. With the taste of pure rot, your gag helps the half mouthful of disease get down your throat and into your stomach. This feels wonderful, as you haven't eaten in a day. Finally you pull apart the crux of his legs do reveal half an inch of incredibly thick goop lining the folds. "Laygs" was said from the corpulent James but you barely notice. Sliding a finger into the goop, you happily place it into your mouth and suckle it down. No longer can you help it and you go hog wkld, drinking mouthfuls of what used to be skin and fat down your hungry throat. Stomach full and picking your teeth of bits of flesh, you kiss James deeply through the remnants of sausage and gravy lining his lips. Falling asleep on his huge fatpad, well, today was bliss.

Why was there so many posts last night desu?

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>>77667389

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Remember, if you don't like something about the general the best way to initiate change is to endlessly whine about it day after day.

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Sad thread, really.

- Anonymous.

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Completely nude as well lads

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Wearing pajamas, a t-shirt and a hoodie. It's so cold and I had the worst nights sleep I was shivering and waking up constantly.
I had horrific nightmares all night too and now I'm upset and want to cry.

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>nudity and ballsaxk talks

Please don't. After what happened last night it'd be a shame to go into ERP territory.

Spent the last 17 hours playing EU4 as Leinster, got run out of Ireland and ended up creating a colonial empire stretching from Newfoundland to Louisiana.

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>>77670141
I used to love EU4, but I can't get back into it with some of the changes they've made since when I used to play it.
I still like CK2 and Victoria 2 though.

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Morning lads. That thread last night seems like it was a doozy.

>>77670436
Looked like Skype/brit cabal was back

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I really dont like this house

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The door of the bedroom
Notice how theres paper from newspapers to cover a hole

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The bathroom walls dont even reach the ceiling, i would take a good pic of it if it wasnt so small. Theres a chair inside, too

>>77670528
>>77670562
>>77670603
How much are you paying for this kip?

>>77670479
While I think one or two /brit/ elements may have joined in once the shitposting got going, last night's "event" was definitely home-grown in origin. There were obvious weebs in their midst and they seemed to have different motivations to both the Skype group and the /brit/s. There also seemed to be a mix of obvious newfags and some lads who have been clearly here since the revival at the very least.

The funny thing is, they don't seem to have any vision for what they want /éire/ to be and can offer no constructive criticism other than talking shit about people they don't like.

>>77670528
Free car. Now you can visit the countryside.

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>>77670617
22 a day
Wouldnt be surprised if this subrent actually gives the guy im sharinhg room with profits. This room looks like 130/week tops

>>77670632
Nah you can always tell when skype are involved when that one Brit posts. The lad who was talking about drinking 3 nights in a row, he shitposts in tandem with the Skype group so it's a nice obvious warning when to abandon the thread.

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Have to be careful when stepping on these, some are completely loose
Also its hard so show it in pictures but all furniture here feels cheap as fuck

>>77670665
Is it in a good location at least? It seems very poorly kept.

>>77670672
But the skype group has always been a hive of old /éire/ personalities. While I don't disagree that the Brit may be associated with them (I do recognise his posting style), it would make no sense for the skype group (or what's left of it - Jaggy says it's more or less dead) to come out so vehemently against the existence of personalities on /éire/.

>>77670665
>>77670728
That place looks downright unsafe. Those electrical splitters are those really cheap ones you can get in the €2 shops. We used to have one and I would not trust them.

>>77670746
It's shitposting for kicks, I don't think there was any grand master plan to it.

>>77670665
>>77670728

why are you living there

jesus christ a junkie's house would be better

>>77670528
>>77670562
>>77670603
>>77670665
>>77670728
normal dublin housing conditions.
We keep telling you. We keep trying to save you. We keep warning you but you won't listen. We've given you so much advice but you refuse to take it. You've done this to yourself.
You will be mugged/assaulted in dublin very soon.
Get the fuck out of there.

>>77670816
You could well be right - it did have a rather chaotic feel to it. But the "Fuck off" posting did remind me of tactics used on /a/ and /jp/ to try and silence posters that people don't like. It rarely works though, so I'm not sure if success is even a goal of these lads.

The only thing they said that I agreed with is Roorah should stop using his trip. You could accuse any of the /éire/ personalities of being attention whores, but Roorah doesn't even try to hide it. Sure, his normie-posting will ensure that he's never anonymous, but he wants to be special even among those that are recognised.

>>77670734
Its a 8 min walk to the closest bus srop
God the previous airbnb was so much better for only 8€ more
>breakfast everyday
>clean dishes and kitchen
>free laundry
>big curved screen in the livingroom
>desk to use my laptop

>>77670960
Jesus, those are good conditions. Why the hell did you leave? Breakfast and laundry will cost you more than €8.

>>77670960
btw not sure if you're aware but college students will be looking for accommodation for the new term so if you plan on switching you should do it soon. It would be very difficult to find anywhere at a good price near the end of August or September.

>>77671005
There was another person booked for my room the 28

Being a cheapstake can be expensive T_T honestly i expected better even for an airbnb host without profile picture, ive never seen a house this shit in Asspain
Doesnt even have towels or toilet paper.

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>>77670746
>Jaggy says it's more or less dead
I said no such thing. The last time Rusty stealth invited me it was extremely active, more so than it was in its early days. I have no idea if it's still active or not but if I had to guess I would say it is based on that, if you really want to know you could always ask the people here who were/are a part of it.

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>>77671567
>I said no such thing
Must have been somebody else then - this was months ago.

>the last time Rusty stealth invited me it was extremely active, more so than it was in its early days
How recently was this?

>>77671567
>if you really want to know you could always ask the people here who were/are a part of it.
I was asked to join some time around Christmas. The group was known to be active then, but it was widely accepted that it was on its last legs. Then shortly afterwards in January multiple members re-appeared on /éire/.

>>77670412
IMO it's fun as a power fantasy thing, I can't tolerate losing wars and fucked up scenarios happening just because of one or two bad clicks or going by the extremely boring parts just a little too fast. Maybe if I played multiplayer I'd like it more because you could laugh about fuck ups or even find creative ways around them. After a certain point it stops being a good "simulation" and just becomes number-crunching min-maxing versus programmed AI.

>>77670528
So this is the power of living in Dublin? Whoa...

>>77671477
Report him you eejit. If you don't you're enabling the slum conditions and economic corruption of Dublin.

>>77670672
Paranoid loser.

Hahahahahahanha get a grip

>>77671652
>How recently was this?
Near the end of 2016

>but it was widely accepted that it was on its last legs
I would be very wary to believe that.

>Then shortly afterwards in January multiple members re-appeared on /éire/.
They were discussing the general and some of the posters from what I saw prior to that so I would suspect they were there all along.

Do you ever feel nice wearing pink underwear? Or full length tights under your normal clothes?

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>>77672366
>Or full length tights under your normal clothes?
Of course not. What a stupid question.

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>>77672366
Autogynephile.

Going to get McDonalds today.

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Maman wants me to go to the illustrious Trinity College Dublin lads. The educational institution which provided the greatest intellectual minds to the British Empire no less.

>>77671700
>slum conditions
99% of houses seem okay in Dublin
i just happen to have very POOR decision making
this is my first "bad experience" using airbnb
and yes i guess ill report him but first i shall look for another airbnb
i dont want to confront him in person desu

>>77672845
Come back when you've graduated from college and are an unhappy wafeslave.

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>>77672871
>i dont want to confront him in person desu
Call some of the /éire/ crew for back-up.

>>77672871
>99% of houses seem okay in Dublin
True, but there is a problem with renters, foreigners, and young wannabe-yuppies over-renting.

>>77672845
Thinking of doing a post-grad there.

>>77672871
>i dont want to confront him in person desu
Contact the owner of the building, email him the airbnb booking details if he asks for proof.

>>77672940
In what?

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>>77673215
Philosophy

Anyone played Civ VI or know how it compares to V?

ever have one of those days where everything that could possibly go fucking wrong does

Fell asleep last night before the spammer started.
>>77663039
I remember a guy used to post things like this in old/eire/ and they called him "the Syrian" or something. Is probably the VPN lad too and the lad constantly complaining about circlejerking.

Last night was fun. Slowly tapering off my depression meds and feel like absolute shite lads. How's everyone's morning?

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>>77674313
>Slowly tapering off my depression meds and feel like absolute shite lads.

>not just abruptly stopping, having another mental breakdown, and riding the shockwave from that into a better life

>>77674432
I abruptly stopped and think I got anti depressant withdrawal symptoms.

>>77617000

>>77674696
Yet here you are.

>>77674819
Wasn't my post. I'm here for the smug abnormie weebs.

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>>77674696
>normies won't come here because of anime-posting
Everything is going according to plan then.

>>77674634
Such as?

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>>77670141
>playing as worst province
Every Irish game I've played, Leinster have allied with England. Says a lot.

>>77670412
Have over 1000 hours in CK2 and EU4 but could never get into Victoria. Is it really the best?

>>77672845
>"mammy" wants you to be a west brit
Doesn't sound like any Irish "mammy" I know. Should consider reporting her to Gerry and the lads.

>>77674867
Then why link it?

>>77675134
I saw it and found it funny.

>>77675072
>Every Irish game I've played, Leinster have allied with England. Says a lot.
Yeah, says a lot about you.

>>77675045
Symptoms associated with the side effects of the medication I was on. They haven't stopped and this was 2 and a half years ago.

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>>77675072
>Have over 1000 hours in CK2 and EU4 but could never get into Victoria. Is it really the best?
It depends on what you're looking for, everyone's opinions on which Paradox games are better than others are subjective. Victoria 2 has more focus on the economy and political ideologies than the other games, and I think that's part of what makes it so interesting.

/éire/ I need your help. Can you translate or recognise this? Sorry about the spelling!
>Umalu bathechoh and bathei col avedochoh

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>>77675072
Reminder that Ireland was ruined by the Leinster Menace.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diarmait_Mac_Murchada

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>>77675159

>>77675281
>was
It's an ongoing thing, anon.

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>>77675253
>focus on the economy and political ideologies
Which I like the idea of, but I don't know.
Maybe it's just the UI and improvements in the other games that I prefer.

>>77675281
>there are people alive right now with that surname
Makes me sick desu.

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>>77675276
Umaru's bath cloth bathes a cool avocado

>>77675375
What's your surname?

>>77675387
Close enough. In all seriousness, does it look familiar in anyway, the spelling is way off but anything that sounds or looks similar.

>>77675201
>Symptoms associated with the side effects of the medication I was on.
What symptoms? Mental or physical?

>>77675446
It doesn't look right at all. The phrase "and" especially, but whatever phrase you heard probably included "an" which means "the".

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>>77675439
>What's your surname?
Shiratsuyu.

>>77675559
Your surname is your older sisters first name?

>>77675545
Im sorry, I meant it as two different things:
Umalu bathechoh AND bathei col avedochoh

>>77675595
I can't make sense of either of them.

>>77675469
Hair loss, fatigue and muscle exhaustion/pain, tendonitis, myoclonic jerks, psoriasis of the scalp, poor concentration and memory recall.

>>77675663
Ah well, thanks anyway. Goodnight!

>>77675682
Sounds like hypochondria to me. Go to your doctor and get a rundown on what's going on.
Though I do have fatigue, poor concentration, memory recall, and a definite case of tendonitis.
Though personally I'd blame those in my case on lack of sleep, lack of discipline (school destroys the work ethic), and playing too much vidya (my mouse arm's elbow is painful).

What does "Governance Official" mean?
>You will act as the central point of contact for governance in line with standards and procedures. You will understand the risk associated with restitution and provide guidance to customers.
i have no idea what they are trying to say. also what does "hit the ground running" mean ? something about going fast?
>>77675253
communist flag looks like utter shit, new zealand tier stars with a worse color scheme
fascist flag looks like spain's old cross flag but with an uglier color for background

>>77675755
Fuck off.

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>>77675790
>fascist flag looks like spain's old cross flag
Well there are theories that England got Saint Patrick's Saltire by confusing the flag of Spanish soldiers for one identified with Ireland. Either that or it was the flag of the (((O'Neills))).

>communist flag looks like utter shit
I'd take a thousand starry ploughs over any shit red and yellow McDonalds commie flags.

>new zealand tier
Why did you say New Zealand instead of Australia when they have red stars instead of white? What the fuck is a New Zealand?

>>77675855
Maybe you should stop taking the hard drugs

>>77675974
I don't take drugs.

>>77676017
What do you think is causing the memory loss?

>>77676017
Maybe you should start taking the hard drugs. Then stop.

>>77676047
Can't remember.

Americans have an obsession with personal salvation narratives and cathartic psychological therapy.

Bought 4 rolls of toilet paper since there were none
Had a shower, it actually works. My roomate lent me one of his towels. Gonna head to dublin now to eat, renew my leap card and return some garbage earphones
>>77675970
I always confuse NZ and OZ, they should really look into making them more distinguishable specially from a distance

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>>77676534
NZ had a referendum on changing their flag and rejected it for some reason.

>>77676785
I think all the ones that cared about the flag got bantered to death

>>77675970
>(((O'Neills))).

Good meme. Needs a resurgence

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Bertie is going to be the next President of Ireland according to Paddy Power, lads. Can't wait.

>>77677962
Any better candidates? I think Cowen would so alright. He wouldn't make any non-PC persona for lefties to use as proof of old white Irish patriarchy ruling this country when all they'd be doing is the internationalist will.

>>77677962
>not Blindboy
Sad!

>>77677962
If that happens he'll be the first president I called a cunt to his face.
Feels nice

>>77678058
Cowen would never run, especially not against Bertie.

>>77678104
I'm not a teenage normalfag.

>>77678172
Bit childish.

>>77677962
Why would you make up a lie like that?
http://www.paddypower.com/bet/politics/other-politics/irish-president?ev_oc_grp_ids=594876

>>77678185
very necessary since he is a thieving cunt

>>77678240
How to spot a Fine Gayboi.

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>>77678240
I wasn't aware that he had been convicted.

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>>77678213
>Bono
>Dana
>Miriam O'Callaghan
>Panti Bliss
>Blindboy Boatclub

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>>77678240
The 2011 general election has passed, you can stop spinning the "bertie drove the country off the cliff" narrative.

>>77678516
All are appropriately regarded as no hopers except for Miriam which is a bit concerning.

Tried sushi yesterday and just had some wonderful mexican in saburrito
Who else /smallbelly/ here?

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Apparently the house with this kitchen is on sale for €1m in Ranelagh

>>77678560
do you prefer the "It's all Dublin's fault" narrative

>>77679237
what am I saying of course you weebs do I'll save you looking through your folder for a smug weeb avatar to pretend to be

>>77679028
>€1m
>for that
This is getting to Canada levels of bad.

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>>77679237
It was a global economic crash which affected many countries harder than Ireland. Though in terms of the recovery strategy it has definitely been a problem with FG's Dublin centric approach.
If I were one eyed against Dubs I'd have happily joined you in condemning noted Dubliner Bertie.

>>77679283
>what am I saying of course you weebs do I'll save you looking through your folder for a smug weeb avatar to pretend to be
You're alright, the trawl for a smug anime girl is never a chore.

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anal

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>>77679335
Here's the garden, it isn't even detached either.

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>2017
>Dustin STILL isn't president

What are your medical defects /eire/ ?
>undiagnosed slight phimosis
>left shoulder bit dislocated for years - cracks a lot
>fretting hands - hereditary parkinsons
>chronical fungus in footnails

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>>77679772
>tfw Dustin isn't relevant anymore
>tfw no contemporary equivalent of Dustin

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>>77680119
>phimosis
>short-sightedness
>insomnia
>probable mental illness of some sort
>yellow stuff on belly

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>>77680119
Mild asthma

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>>77680144
I felt sad when he stopped appearing on Toy Show, I wonder how he'd get along with Tubridy.
I have no idea if you can even get episodes of DDN anymore, all I know is this one youtube channel:
https://www.youtube.com/user/ddnturkey

>>tfw no contemporary equivalent of Dustin
It wouldn't be the same, but I do miss our national puppets. Zig and Zag are traitors, Soky's still on in the morning I think and everyone else is MIA. We might never hear from the Morbegs again.
Honestly they went years neglecting Bosco to radio shows but now he's the most likely to appear on anything.

>>77680432
Dustin dabbled with British TV as well, I remember him turning up on SMTV Live with Ant & Dec one time which I think might have been a trial to see how the English took to him.

Caught a young mixed girl looking at me while i was waiting for the bus
I wonder what would happen if i tried to say hi and chat when i see a girl looking at me like that ~_~ or maybe go full chad and joke around when i catch her staring at me :$

>>77680616
What happened to the girl from tinder?

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>>77680616
>mixed

>>77680655
Well we talked about music for a while but i never made a move
On my last day in Coolook i asked if she wanted to meet, she never replied
Women have it so easy on tinder, even if genders are 50-50 they are more picky

>>77680814
Try grindr

>>77680814
You're one of her 500 matches. Talking about music won't make you stand out ahead of the others. You have to be tall and goodlooking

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Dublin is beautiful I will take that.

>>77681105
Im gopd looking and im not short
I just want a woman that doesnt look like a goblin or a cow

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>>77681114
>Dublin is beautiful

>>77681260
>Im gopd looking
People who say this rarely are, otherwise they'd have gfs.

>I just want a woman that doesnt look like a goblin or a cow
You came to the wrong place

>>77681260
>I just want a woman that doesnt look like a goblin or a cow

Ireland has them but I imagine they don't use tinder

>>77679467
>If

>>77681447
Using Tinder to find good women is like looking for gourmet food at Lidl.

>>77681534
What would you know about good women?

Internet's being a nigger again lads.

>>77681334
My man i KNOW i look good, i had a gf that made the first move on me because A. She saw me skating (cool) and B. Im a good looking twink
In fact if it wasnt for my nerves i would have banged her for sure. She was actually heavier than me, i never asked her but she was prolly 68 while i was (and still am) 55kg

>>77682624
>nigger
Edgy. It's like I'm 16 all over again.

>>77680119
Fucking wash your feet.

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Feels like Autumn atmo, with the chill in the air.

>>77682959
Why do you have to ironically say it's edgy as a way to point out how it's not edgy? He wasn't trying to be edgy. Might as well attack him for using some other arbitrary word such as "being" or "again"

>>77682844
>i KNOW i look good
People that say this never are.

>Im a good looking twink
Twinks only look good to gays.

>>77683411
>People that say this never are.
>Twinks only look good to gays.
Most people ITT have no grounds to claim this since they're all ugly betavirgins anyway. Don't listen to this loser.
The only thing you need is confidence, Spanny, and you'll succeed. Unlike the rest of the NEET ogres ITT who haven't looked in a mirror in months.

>>77683606
Bit harsh.

>girls don't like me
>BUT I'M NOT UGLY

>>77682844
>thinking women want twink manlets who can't even talk to them properly like you

Couldn't get your hole in a Polo factory lad

>>77684100
It's all to do with your personality and confidence. If you're ugly but funny and have a great personality you will get girls.

Bullying the Spaniard has some good meme and gimmick potential lads. think we should roll with it

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Where is everyone, did they all die?

>>77684399
I was hanging out with irl friends. Going off again now in 20 minutes for more irl hanging out.
t. normie.

>>77684243
Bullying you would be more fun. Big gayhead.

>>77684399
Yes.

>>77684456
i'm not a faggot like spanny, i can't be bullied

>>77684558
>Faggot.
Edgy. It's like I'm 16 all over again.

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Happy Friday everyone. What's the plans for the weekend?
Is lux still MIA?

>>77684698
you were a friendless virgin at 16 and you're a friendless virgin now, so yes

>>77684736
Found the newfag lads.

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>>77684707
>plans for the weekend
Games and anime, of course.
What else would I do? It's not like I'm some normiefag Dub or something.

>tfw getting a gf is literally all down to looks and circumstances and there is literally NOTHING you can do to change it

these generals have really turned to shite over the months, fucking hell. old /éire/ used to have quality gimmicks, memorable posters like Howth and actual meetups but now it's now it's just some big cancerous conglomeration of autistic anime posters falling over eachother in a race to the bottom trying to see who the biggest loser is.

neck yourselves

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>>77684707
Nothing as usual. Was in the mood to make OC earlier but had no inspiration.

>Is lux still MIA?
Fairly sure it's just holidays like he said. Maybe he intentionally didn't tell us the day he went to see if we'd think he's dead.

>>77685217
>>77684707

>>77685192
>gimmicks
>memorable posters
>meetups
i.e. textbook cancer

>>77684707
I'm going to the cinema tonight. Aside from that I'll get intoxicated and play video games.

>>77685316
yeah lad, who cares about the interesting people who contributed to the generals over the years to make it interesting when we could just have the same 6 spergs who never leave the house whinge about le evil normies all day

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Not sure what the mammy is up to here..

>>77685063
>Games and anime, of course.
Good choice. Which ones?

>>77685243
>Fairly sure it's just holidays like he said. Maybe he intentionally didn't tell us the day he went to see if we'd think he's dead.
Didn't he say he'd post from wherever he was going?

>>77685320
Dunkirk or something else? What are you going to play?

Thread is ruined by the return of whiny newfag. I'm out for the night. Cya lads.

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Wish you'd stop arguing and criticizing the thread/posters. It's so boring. No one cares about your personal crusade.

>>77685473
>Didn't he say he'd post from wherever he was going?
Maybe the internet's banjaxed.

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Why must this "Fuck off" poster persist in his pathetic attempts to derail our general?
What is his goal? What is his motivation?

>>77685650
I've never been called a cancerous poster.

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>>77685684
>2017
>Not telling your enemies to get smoked instead

>>77685684
It's the Nico poster looking for attention again, he's been doing it around the same time for the past few days.

>>77685684
He's mentally ill and takes 4chan very seriously.

>>77685712
You're already subscribed! :) Thanks for the reply!

>>77685600
Just ignore shitposters.

>>77685649
I'm sure Juncker wouldn't let his family live like cavemen for a week.

>>77685447
literally all namefags, tripfags and pseudotripfags are scum

>>77685891
Feeling left out?

Report him, even the /int/ modes aren't so useless as to ignore a spammer.

Is this supposed to Juniper or what?
Also reminder to report blatant shitposts.

>>77686071
Possible, he has been very quiet for a while

>30 seconds apart
Figured it out, it's the proxyfag with his pass.

>>77686071
It's the same lad who used to do it. >>77673815

>>77686062
I would have thought so but it's been some time and still nothing. Where the fuck are you janny?

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>/eire/ has managed to surpass /brit/'s autism and then some

congrats autists, you've earned it

>>77686235
Can't imagine being the sort of person to care this much. Glad I'm not that sad.

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>>77686285
It was pretty common in old /éire/ for shitposters to be labelled as outsider one dimensional bogeymen like "The Syrian", "The doxxer" "cuckspammer" when in reality it was always one of the regular posters shitposting under an alternate persona, they were usually the ones making the claim it was someone else and naming that boogeyman too.

Might as well go /bant/ after this, they never follow us there.

>>77686477
Supporting who?

>>77686417
You couldn't possibly know that to be true.

>>77686511
We know what happens. You don't care what we do anywhere else so long as you have this thread free to LARP with your brit buddy and a random Portuguese guy.

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Lot of angryfags in here again tonight.
At least it keeps the thread moving (close to /bant/, choo choo) and they are easy enough to ignore.

>>77685473
>Which ones?
Games: Rocket League, CK2, Chess, PUBG
Anime: ReCreators

>>77686547
>>77686558
You either believe there is a false flagger or you believe there is somebody who comes here with no association to the general or the people and day after day dedicates hours of mindless shitposting to inconvenience them. I know which I think is true.

>>77686417
Ironic considering that you are the doxxer.

>>77686694
It's pretty obvious they're a regular, what is ludicrous is that it's common or an alternate persona or that they're the ones accusing themselves.

Just had sex with my gf lads.

>>77686797
I never said they were accusing themselves. Of course they're an alternate persona, they don't act like this all the time and they're posting images without a trace to hide that.

>>77686720
Am I? Why do you think that?

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>the shit shall fuel our engine towards a thread nua

Got upset on the internet again lads because my super special secret clubhouse has people in it I don't like.

>>77687108
Mise.

Anyone else feel like "fuck off" is a disgusting brit normie expression?
>>77686859
Would you share her? We could go at it at the same time, not gay as long as our balls dont touch

>>77687209
No you.

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>>77687247
Fuck on.

>>77687274
I didn't give you permission to post this picture of me.

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>this whole thread
Ireland was a fucking mistake.

>>77687373
>>77687421
>40 seconds
Excellent pass samefag.

>>77687463
>fun

>>77687487
>41 seconds

What are up to tonight boys? Heading to the pub in 20 minutes

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>>77687606
>pub
Hope you aren't planing on consuming alcohol anon.
I shall be doing as God intended and watching anime.

>>77687463
You are a normalshitter.

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>>77687693
>didn't ask what you're doing
But anon you did...

>>77687689
Is there a worse name than Brian?

The name Brian evokes the image of a saddack who works in call centre.

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>>77687773
>lads
Careful "lad", your west brit is showing.

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>>77687763
I agree. Bryan however is a wonderful name.

West brit traffic diverted this way...
>>>/bant/1596104
>>>/bant/1596104

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>>77687810
>that image

>>77687800
Nah going to stay just to spite you and ramp up the circlejerking and everything else you don't like. Not even joking.

Whos the mentally ill fuck off guy? Had a rough day buddy? Did your parents kick you out?

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Move to /bant/ lads and filter the spam ID.

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>22 posts
>4 ID's

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>don't even need a /bant/ thread now
Mixed emotions lads.

>>77688028
>manlet spic twink who doesn't know how to have a conversation with a woman
>calling someone else mentally ill

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>reversed bump limit

Moving to Cork to set up a stall at the English market in 2018 lads

Why is it so difficult to emulate PS games?

>>77688364
What's the problem? Is epsxe no good?

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Why do you think he was so upset with us? Was there a rational reason?

>>77688364
Something about the textures I think.

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>>77688434
>Why do you think he was so upset with us? Was there a rational reason?
"no."

>>77688434
Alright. Drop the act.

You want your boipucci smashed and I'm willing to accommodate you. Post your throw away email.

>>77688434
Do they ever have a rational reason? Do you think anyone that would make over 100 shitposts in a single thread is in any way rational?

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>>77688520
[email protected]

>>77688434
>i missed it
why is it all deleted? I seen a post where one of you lot became a janitor but I assumed you were just joking. Fuck sake I can't be here all day so don't go and delete all the interesting parts of the thread

>>77688565
You mean this /bant/ thread?
>>>/bant/1596104

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>>77688543
Maybe there was something that set him off. His rage fits only seem to happen every now and again.

>>77688565
These are confusing circumstances, I'm not sure where to post.

>>77688580
It's in the archive but you really didn't miss anything.

>>77688663
Post in both. Be the idort.

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>>77688663
>not sure where to post
I understand The /bant/ thread is also full of idiots at the moment. Mightn't be too bad if we moved though.
But here is fine for the moment too I guess.

>>77688786
The spamming attracted a lot of outsiders.

>khv calling me a manlet
Heh, ill steal "your" girl without any effort you pussified failed adult

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Twitch is streaming anime now for some reason
Anyone know if any of these worth a fuck?
The one on right now is fucking woeful

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>>77689191
I liked Euphonium, Yuri and ReLife

>>77689276
well euphonium full season up next. The bungo one just finished and it was maximum edgelord stuff

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>>77689191
LULUCO

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>>77689363
Euphonium is from the same studio as K-On!, it's similar but a little less silly and more plot focused.

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>>77689475
>cute girls with cute legs
I'm sold
going to enjoy the shit out of this plot

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>>77689707

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Remembrance Day

Some one was singing
Up a twisty stair,
A fragment of a song,
One sweet, spring day,
When twelve o’clock was ringing,
Through the sunny square –

‘There was a lad baith frank and free,
Cam’ doon the bonnie banks o’ Dee
Wi’ tartan plaid and buckled shoon,
An’ he’ll come nae mair to oor toon.’ –

‘He dwells within a far countree,
Where great ones do him courtesie,
They’ve gien him a golden croon,
An’ he’ll come nae mair to oor toon.’ –

No one is singing
Up the twisty stair.
Quiet as a sacrament
The November day.

Can’t you hear it swinging,
The little ghostly air?-
Hear it sadly stray
Through the misty square,
In and out a doorway,
Up a twisty stair –
Tartan plaid and buckled shoon,
He’ll come nae mair to oor toon.

- Marion Angus

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>>77689792
durty

Where did everyone go?

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>>77691303
Watching the YouTubes.

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>>77691303
I'm watching the marathon.
Enjoying it so far

>>77691400
>the YouTubes
Sounds like something my aunty would say.

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>>77691303
Playing Overwatch

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>>77691776
Invite please.

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>>77691303
got mad at videogames that I'm not as good at as I used to be and went for a walk

>>77691933
Demoralized trying to get this game to play.

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Duel me.
https://lichess.org/6O7Hlwok

>>77692196
Which one?

Darren, get whatsapp you shit.

-Love, your annoying night shift Dalkin rat

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>tfw chess grandmaster
Good game anon.
Was pretty sure I was going to lose for most of the mid-game.

>>77693202
I came in to spectate, that was a nice comeback at the end.

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>>77693235
Thought I was fucked when he got my Queen.
All worked out in the end though, I suppose. Don't know how I really won though, unfortunately.

>>77693202
You were. I forfeited.

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>all these deleted posts
/éire/ prevails once more.

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>>77693587
Do you play chess much? Any good at it?

>>77693600
Oh no, looks like the normies have returned. Away boozing no doubt.

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>>77693600
Looking back it's kind of funny.
>shitposter takes up literally 1/3 of thread
>get sent back to before bump limit after his posts get deleted
>when he completely lost it in /bant/ and starting spamming obscure copypastas
I was putting that pass to much better use than him.

>>77691827
Do you play competitive?

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>>77693737
Was it actually the Nico-poster though? I was convinced he was one of the shitposters last night, but I didn't think he was genuinely insane.

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>>77693737
It should be our tactic for next time, lure him into a thread on another board which has actual janitors who'll do something about it.

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>>77693778
>Do you play competitive?
Not really. I completed 9 of the 10 matches needed to get ranked in the first season and then just stopped playing.
Are you implying I need to be of a certain skill to join you?

>>77693826
>your tactic worked great
Thank you.

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Considering all the storms that /éire/ has weathered since its revival, I feel confident in saying that this general will last 1000 years.

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>>77693807
All I know is it was very likely to be the proxyfag considering his return the other day when he took his pass back, could be Nicoposter but I'm not sure. Those post times on /bant/ could only be reached with pass. He was quite unhinged too with his posting. Strange character in a with some already strange people.

>>77693826
>>77693859
I don't praise you often but that plan actually worked amazingly well. Who knows how much longer he would've stayed at it otherwise.

>>77694008
Me in the left.
But really, do other generals have to go through this much shit? It's insane that there's always someone trying to ruin the thread in some way.

>>77694094
>But really, do other generals have to go through this much shit? It's insane that there's always someone trying to ruin the thread in some way.
I really can't say, but given /éire/'s long-running history with doxxers, we do seem to attract more troublesome posters than we likely deserve.

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>>77693859
>Are you implying I need to be of a certain skill to join you?
No, I'm relatively new to competitive so wouldn't want to play with someone who was very experienced.

>your tactic worked great
I reckon it was my suggestion >>77686468 which was your inspiration. You're welcome.

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>>77694538
>reckon it was my suggestion
>killing the thread with your factually incorrect post

>>77694094
I don't think he was completely wrong actually.

>>77695720
How so?

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Anyone availed of this 1Gb broadband, SIRO or whatever?

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Hello I am back from cinema. Dunkirk was okay, kinda weird. Had no interest in going to it desu but I was forcing myself to be social.

>decide to have a bottle of beer before movie.
>go to the off licence.
>nowhere to drink it.
>sit in car drinking.
>get out, put empty bottle on top of car while putting on my jacket.
>everyone staring at me.

After the film.

>Walking back to my car.
>Really annoying boy-racer teenager shitbox car drove past
>Really loud exhaust.
>Turns around.
>Drives past again and I spit at them and give them the middle finger.
>They kept driving and didn't come back.

Might have some confrontation issues lads. I just really dislike loud noises like that.

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>>77696260
>Dunkirk was okay, kinda weird
I really enjoyed it - the sound work was absolutely god-tier. A couple of historical inaccuracies here and there, but everything else was top notch.

>>77696260
Maybe they thought you were going to start driving while drunk

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Mate loved the Kero plush

>>77696400
I know. That's exactly what they were thinking. It's why it was funny. To be fair even though I was parked up I'm pretty sure even drinking while sitting in a car is illegal.

>>77696445
Tell us more about your mate? Who are you btw?

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>>77696445
Did you make her sign a contract?

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>>77696445
Who wouldn't

>>77696470
I think there's a law about having alcohol open in a car but I'm not sure if its only while driving or not.

>>77696260
Wrote a big reply to your post but lost it. Angry.

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>>77696516
She's a mate I'd had for 6 years or so, she paid for mine and 2 other mates stay in a student accommodation for the weekend in Galway, so to pay her back, I got her the Kero, took my car up and will drive her around if she needs to and will probably make her dinner or pay for lunch one day. Dead on girl, she's like a little sister that is more mature than me
>>77696521
She is currently out dressed up in a magical girl outfit while her lesbo second cousin is filming creep shots