I work as a Canadian Plumber. Today i made more money than any of you cucks will ever make day trading cryptocurrency. Want to know something amazing though? I can hold it in my fucking hand, thats right i can count my dollars right in front of my face. I'm not playing around with pretend coins that don't have any impact on this world.
I started work at 5:00 AM today. I was able to install 3 boilers each giving me ~$3000 per. I unclogged 3 toilets each giving me ~$600 each for 30 minutes of work. I find problems that dont exist in every single customers house that i enter into. Even if its an old fucking boomer in their 70s who ruined our economy i dont care i take advantage of their stupidity.
> You really need this heat exchanger upgrade to your heating system!! It's looking really old and your pipes could burst any moment.
> Even though its completely fine i'll just bill them for a $900 part that was in perfect working condition.
The only way to get ahead in life is to fucking push your way around. So that's right today i made $12,585 canadian dollars. Meanwhile you fucking cucks are investing in digital garbage like "Bitbeans, Cuckbeans, Iconomis, and Digibytes" Spamming your fucking cuck memes and losing money with your pink wojaks..
Why don't you use your brain for a minute and realise that the latest SEC news is going to crash all of your crypto world around you in the next few months. Bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme that only profits for the original founders. You will never make as much money as me in the trades because you're too busy failing realizing the only way to get ahead in life is through hard work and ripping people off.
Enjoy staying poor.
congrats OP
how are you spending it?
>>77662915
this is /int/ not /biz/, feel bad
also yes anyone who isn't retarded knows that cryptos are a volatile and shitty market to get into
>>77662978
This. Youre not gonna troll anyone here with that shit OP.
>>77662978
>>77663299
Did I replace your mom's sink today?
>>77663355
Only bitch boys call handymen. In my house we fix our own shit.
>>77663389
Oh I definitely got a handy, might not have been your mom though. Also didn't lower the price but it was well appreciated.
>>77663452
Don't worry about the price, everything is free in your dreams anyways.
>>77663563
No no I meant for the services I provided. I told a retarded granny that I needed to replace her entire sink LMAO and then I flushed some rags down the toilet so that I'd get her to call me back the next day.
All in a day's work, easy $1 500.
Pink wojak