/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

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> i can understand spanish but speak like an autist
How do i fix this

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girls are pretty

>>77662534
Post a vocaroo of your voice and Ill judge

>>77662720
wat do i say

*yanks*

>>77662788
Me gusta ver a mi esposa comerse el chile de Juan

whats that new game coming out with the monkey nigger and the qween?

>.<
*ƏPPPU*
°~°

>normally wear headphones without music playing
>stop wearing headphones
>forget music is playing from them

>>77662918
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DHkx9BNlm2

>>77663197
you sound dumb but not as dumb as mexicans

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>>77663197
OK OK YOU REALLY HAVE AN AUTISTIC VOICE HOLY SHIT ANON IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR MINUTES.
Sorry anon, I know its not your fault you sound so aspie.

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>>77663265
How do i improve

>>77663336
Listen to more of them talk, watch youtube videos on perfecting the accent, etc.

At least you don't sound half as bad as the Brazilian that was trying to get a /dixie/ accent.

>>77663336
Your spanish pronunciation is pretty good but still has the slight american accent and while its noticeable for a native speaker its pretty minimal compared to other americans speaking spanish.
The problem here is your voice so take some testosterone suplements and start lifting or something, oh and dont frenpost its plain autistic and retarded

*reads spanish in a french accent*

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Did a meme

>>77663187
>>stop wearing headphones
>>forget music is playing from them
I did this on a bus once and the guy next to me asked me if I was under the influence
I only took them out in the first place though because the fucker was trying to make conversation with me and I was baked as fuck

>>77663336
Ok Ive been relistening it because Im curious what parts sound foreign and I think I got some points
>You sound like you doubt what you are saying
Have some confidence
>You take to many stops between the words
Just like in english take less stops between each word
>Your "R" doesnt sound strong enough
>Your "ch" sounds wonky
>Your "L" could be more strong
Try again considering those points.

>>77663575
the order is shit mate, it should go 2341

>>77663805
t. brainlet

>>77663336
Stop talking like a passive faggot
Put some gusto in your speech

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YASSSS

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y5AGSSJrfP

>>77664203
Much better, but you still have a prominent american accent. You don't sound like a faggot this time.

Loco

>>77664203
Sounds better, but try getting some testosterone to remove the dork voice.

Why the fuck is /cum/ so dead
Start posting you nitwits

>mfw an anon on /g/ is turning a fucking missile silo into his lair

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>>77664923

>>77664923
Crosslink?

>>77664939
>>>/g/61596598

>>77664203
I don't speak beaner but follow my simple guide on how not to sound like a pansy

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n45IB6XAQl

>>77664997
>de hwaaah~

>>77665071
I'm a zesty man

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DUMBLEEPOOBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Is the Canadians are nice meme actually prelevant outside of Canada? I've never seen it outside of shitty Canadian souvenir or Molson Canadian commercials

>>77665341
I fell for it

>>77665341
yeah when I was in georgia and other southern states everyone mentioned how polite we were

anyone wanna play poker

Is love possible with a camgirl?

>>77665381
Polite is different
>>77665395
Yes

>>77665395
only if its hold em'

>>77665409

obviously

>>77665396
yes, but only because i'm in love with the same camgirl

>>77665396
could i see her pretty pretty please with a cherry on top i wont talk to her or anything

did a lucid dream

Hope they find a cure for autismo

someone set up a room. All I can think of is yahoo games

>>77665429
You don't even know who I'm in love with
She is perfect but I can't hold her

>>77665396
Love is possible with anyone and anything

Anyone else get irrationally angry when your girlfriend is hanging out with another guy?

>>77665446
i bet i do. pretty sure i bought her a $25 amazon giftcard
you mad cuckboi

>>77665440
Sorry but I don't trust you. I wouldn't want you doing something stupid to her and don't want to attract retards to her. She is gorgeous it's insane.

>>77665341
When I was in Niagara Falls last my car wouldn't start (battery went dead; left the lights on)
Asked a few guests for a jump but nobody in the lot was really willing
Walked across the street to these guys on a build site, an old Greek immigrant said he'd help us out then commented that it's embarrassing and pathetic that nobody would do more to get us back on the road.

All the dudes on site were really nice but that's just blue collar empathy. I thought it was cool though, he immigrated then built this company from the ground up and now is rich af.

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>>77665473
>>77665446
this is pathetic

'SUP BITCHES?

ryan, shut up

>>77665495
hi

>>77665457
Jealousy is for plebs.

wtf, yahoo games is gone?

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>>77665502
Delet dis, pardnr

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>>77665480
well okay... here's an email i don't use if you wanna tell me in private [email protected]

>>77665502
Abysmal post

>>77665532
Okay

>yahoo games

muc lol

>>77665542

I dont know where else to set up game rooms

its what I used years ago

>>77665551
Lets just play some good ol board game online

What about words with friends, or iSketch

both good games

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THERE'S ANOTHER OTTAWA!

HI WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?

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thinkings of suffering in demon souls after losing in tekken

>>77665581

but I wanna play poker....

>>77665582
Aren't you guys pretty close to justin?

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>>77665596
I am him

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demon's souls doesn't challenge me

>>77665625
I find soulsborne games boring

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a qt is finally interested in me. Shes half asian adn latina which is like my dream combo. shes sweet and quiet and innocent. only catch is she has a kid.

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>>77665625

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>tfw I cant post with my /cum/ buddies

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>>77665641

i want a hug

anybody else have tabletop sim?

they have poker

>>77665625
did you play melee or some mage?

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>>77665640
>only catch is she has a kid.

>>77665640
How old is she

>>77665654
i played it a lot

>>77665661
20. i am 24

>>77665668
20 with a kid sounds suspect, unless he's like 6 months old.

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*hugs raviolis*

>>77665672
idk how old he is, but he looks pretty small (unless its an out of date picture). I only just peeped her wallpaper and saw him

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>>77665648

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Is this a Mexican

*squeezes caras butt*

>>77665678
>I only just peeped her wallpaper and saw him
You sure it isn't a sibling?

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>>77665685
why do people become white supremacists again?

>>77665604
Can I move to your country

>>77665683
I don't know if I want a future with cybernetic enhancements. One one hand it's cool, on the other hand I wouldn't be able to purchase them

>>77665698
idk man, we've just met. but shes really small and was looking at waist trainers today. I was wondering why such a small qt would be looking at them, perfect answer is that she had a baby. People don't usually make siblings their wallpaper right?

>>77665685
It's a Mexican-Lebanese mix.

>>77665721
>People don't usually make siblings their wallpaper right?
I mean, they do if the image means something to them or was taken recently.

>>77665714
There's actually a lot of paper work involved and are borders aren't as open as the memes tell you.

>>77665723
I sure hope so. I don't want my first chance at having a qt to be with a mom

Received a filtered (you)

david byrne es mi papa

>>77665723
>It's a Mexican-Lebanese mix.
I'm about to go to bed so before you ask how I got that, I reverse image searched it, got her name, looked up her name plus "mexican" and saw a description on her website saying "beautiful blend of Mexican and Lebanese"

>>77665723
How'd you know

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>neither the kraut nor the dane are here
why even have a /cum/ thread

does anyone know how to play the zampona

>>77665778

kill yourself

>>77665732
but it gives you a reason to call her mommy

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>Tfw you live in Westmount but not in Quebec Westmount
Good feel

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>>77665753
You're doing gods work

>>77665792
I only want to call my actual mommy that though

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>nova pootia
>superior

>>77665808
>vanilla waffer

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have you spoken to a girl today?

canada, yes.

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>mfw welfare province thinks he can post in my thread

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>He lives on the mainland

Poke is good af. Dat salmon.

>>77665778
Awful b8

>>77665823
what

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>>77665826
do you go to school?

do you have a job?

can we be friends?

thread quality is in the dumps

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>>77665867
I go to Carleton
I am unemployed
ye meet up at ur house ill fuck ur boipuss

>just got paid
>not enough for rent
WEW.

ded

>>77665895
gofundme

*sharts*

>>77665962
I can't pronounce defibrillator

Average day on Canadian Mainland

4:30: The mainlander is woken up by police sirens and gunshots echoing through his ghetto
5:00: After tossing and turning for a half hour the mainlander gets up to seven alimony bills in his doorway and a broken lock on the door
6:00: The mainlander drags himself out the door to go beg on the street for change out of a pringles can. But not before prepping the bull and grabbing his gay miniskirt
9:00: After peddling for three hours outside a Tim Hortons the mainlander is mugged by three young disprivileged black men
9:30: The mainlander accidentally walks into a pride parade and gets molested multiple times
10:30: The mainlander wobbles into the police station as his massive gut nearly blocks entry
11:00: Thrown out of the police station for being white, The mainlander walks ass hurt to the local bus station to catch a ride
13:00: The mainlander gets on the bus
14:00: The mainlander makes it to his job at the marijuana dispensary as he trips over a broken bottle from a homeless man
15:00: After a long talk with the strong womyn owned corporation. The mainlander has been fired to meet diversity quotas
17:00: The mainlander grabs a bite to eat from the Lobster Factory as he gazes at the people actually working
19:00: The mainlander hobbles home as The 'Tism Gang assaults him
20:00: After doing his 55% total tax on his home. The mainlander finally relaxes to turn on CBC news and see what developments are happening in the East
24:00: The mainlander drifts off angrily to sleep. Knowing that he will forever be stuck in a ghetto as a high rise building catches fire in the distance.

This was a day in the life of a failure.

>>77665980

di fib rill eighter

>>77665980
dee
fib
ruh
later

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Just like their province producing nothing for the country, their residents cannot produce original jokes

>>77665966
"Please help I have bills to pay." Really a solid plan, Taiwan.

I have some shit to sell at least, so I should be fine.

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>He watches anime and tells his friends about it

>its a "leafs argue which province sells more maple syrup' episode

>>77666024
Why don't you keep to yourself sir

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>>77665891
>I go to Carleton

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>>77666047
Yeah I'd smile too it's a great school

I'm done. This country is a fucking shithole. Literally sub-saharan Africa tier. Do people even live in this country? Seriously, do they? What the fuck do they do? You can't buy fucking anything here so obviously there's no demand for any products. That or the fact we have the world's most expensive shipping simply means we're essentially under international embargo. We have NOTHING, anything we do have costs a small fucking fortune and it's just an awful fucking place to live.
I'm either going to emigrate to America or I am going to fucking kill myself, because death would be better than living in this shithole.

>>77666068
Where do you live at currently? If the answer is in a city you probably aren't in Canada.

>>77666079
Ontario, an hour away from Toronto and like an hour away from the fucking border. Seriously, if I can't get shit HERE then there is no way I can get shit ANYWHERE in Canada. Aside from actually living IN Toronto (and holy fuck is that place a shithole, I did live there for a few years) I literally could not live in a better location for obtaining shit.

>>77666079
This is true except for Quebec City

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>>77666065
How much is the tuition compared to OttawaU?

>>77665982
>tfw islander master race

what canada needs is big Strong american annexation

>>77666107
Start with our fucking postal service. God I hope Trump's trade negotiations unfuck our border so we can start getting more shit from America and maybe have the basic necessities to live.

>>77666090
Southern Ontario is one big smoggy shithole.
GTFO of there.
>>77666102
My nigger.

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>>77666096
Literally the same, I have buds who go to the OttawaJew

The only discerning differences is you have more french folk and a better medicine program, and we have a better journalism and engineering, none of which I'm in because I'm too stupid to go to Queens

why's anime music so good?

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>>77666131
i go to queen's lol

according to the thread im retarded

>>77666129
>get out of the most population dense part of Canada
Listen here you fucking prick, you're part of the problem. You live in your fucking redneck hicktown backwoods shithole with like fifty other people and I have to pay $$$$$ shipping fees for the handful of items that companies are actually willing to ship to the most population dense place in the entire nation just so I can subsidize shipping to your inaccessible hamlet so that you can buy that handful of things too and drag me down with you.
Fuck you, I won't miss you when I'm living in a REAL country.

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>>77665891
>I go to Carleton
Couldn't get into a real school, eh?

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>>77666147

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FOAVlqDBP0

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>>77666158
None of this shit even matters unless you're going to fucking Harvard or Waterloo.
>>77666160
That's correct

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>>77666131
>>77666158
Honestly you're retarded (including me) if you don't go to Perimeter lfmao

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>>77665829
this

>>77666159
Listen, fuckhead. It's easier to fucking get packages to fucking Sydney than Vancouver you retard.
The farther you have to fucking take it in a truck the slower the fucking thing is gonna be. Especially when four million other people want a package as well. So fuck right off, I pay a shit ton more in shipping fees than you do and I get it.
You think it's any better stateside? Well they have one fucking federal delivery service for three hundred and thirty million people.

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>>77666191
lol i got into waterloo but didn't go. they're not as good in my program.

when employers give talks at our school they say they hire from ubc and queen's.

>>77666225
What's your program?

>>77664180
http://www.pewhispanic.org/2015/05/12/english-proficiency-on-the-rise-among-latinos/
oof

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>ontarians thinking they're canadian

face it sweaty, bc (outside of vancouver), alberta, nova scotia, and newfoundland are the four real provinces of canada

everyone else can get fucked

>>77666250
>Not including Manitoba and P.E.I

>>77666212
That's the best part, they have way more fucking people to deal with over arguably more ground (since people actually live in almost every part of America, whereas people only really live in the southern most reaches of Canada with half of the land being barren wasteland) and yet they STILL do a better job for less fucking money! Incredible, huh?

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>>77666231
it's a dark secret

>>77666250
>Maritime provinces
>mattering at all
lmfao get a load of this newfie fuck
get outta here nigger and take the other five people on your island with you

>>77666255
>manitoba
LITERALLY third world, every manitoban is either a native living in an africa-tier rez or a rural white person who huffs tire fumes
>pei
maybe

>>77666250
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Canada
>59.1% of ethnic Canadians are in Quebec
Really making me think here newfie

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>>77666250
>not counting Vancouver but counting Richmond aka Chinatown
Why do these prairie/maritime fucks pretend to know what's happening outside of their bumfuck-nowhere province?

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>>77666250
>implying
Northern Ontario is the only real Ontario. Everything South of Barrie should be burned to the ground.

>>77666280
by vancouver i mean all of greater van

fraser valley's alri though

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I love when Canada usurps /cum/

>>77666292
i miss big rob

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>there's TWO ryans now

as if one was bad enough

>>77666279
>One-quarter of B.C and Ontario are minorities
Laffing

Also, you're a stupid fuck. That's ethnic origins you frognigger.
If the fucking ethnic origins are from any European country it means they're talking about all the people around you that had Scottish grandparents or Irish Grandparents.

not a big fan of anime
have to continuously watch for dialogue subtitles
need shows that don't require me to watch that aren't dubs

Too many Fucking Canadian post

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texted the gf that I wasn't doing very well so she picked me up and we talked and cuddled. she's a real nice lady

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>>77666342
this is a canadian general sweaty x

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>>77666313
No sorry pal

*backflips out window*
*lands on u*

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thoughts?

>>77666362
Isn't bomber harris a /brit/ meme?

>>77666371

its for a certain autist thats always filtered here

>(((Ottawa))) thought making a super huge aircraft carrier out of ice and wood was a good idea.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Habakkuk

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>>77666348
>>77666272
Must study some trash liberal arts degree lmao how insecure do you have to be?

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Cara is cute

>>77666362
you literally just posted all the images you used to spam here lmao

>lost all my keys
>pants got stained
>got new car scratched
should i kms

don't like how I'm beginning to tolerate normie music more and more as I get older

>>77666399

Lane county posts dale

Trampling at the zoo is Henrico

Baby is /cum/

Pennsylvania is anzu/Clackamas

TPB is /cum/

everyone likes a good ass dump

baseball is //cum/'s sport/

>>77666424
All reddit tier, glad those images are dead and gone

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>>77666393
>It's stem or liberal arts

Every time with you autists. Do me a favour and never (You) me again

>>77666433

reddit tier post

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>>77666393
im in engineering

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youtu.be/rY-FJvRqK0E

This song is reasonably cute.

>only 200 more posts until 6 six get

Don't fall for the STEM meme

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i have the only good gimmick

>>77666447
I can't listen to this band anymore thanks to that /mu/ meme

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>>77666447
What the flying fuck.

>tired enough to uncomfortable
>not tired enough to fall asleep

>>77666460
>he doesn't appreciate quality music
Sad.

i kind of want to learn japanese because it sounds so easy to pronounce but i'm afraid of being labeled as a weeb

>>77666471
>he doesn't have a laptop next to his bed to watch shows on until sleepy tired

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>>77666481
>sissypop
>quality

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>>77666454

>tfw too smart to succeed as a CS major

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BTFO

>>77666483
It's fun but it's fucking hard as hell and that's no hyperbole

But even getting Hira/Kata down is so eye opening

>>77666496
>tfw CS is the easiest of the STEM degrees
>too lazy to do any of the busy work

>>77666483
i have a laptop but its not comfy to be on your stomach or lay on your side looking at it for more than like 5 minutes

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>>77666503

>CS is easy

>>77666500
i'm sure the writing/reading would be crazy hard coming from latin text
it just sounds so similar to finnish that it's fun to pronounce

>>77666499

>taking P4k's word for anything in 2017

>>77666509
honestly if you've programmed as a hobby for at least 1 year (which i hope you have before entering college for fucking computer science), then every single course in existence will be a breeze

>>77666499
They only have two good albums anyway

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>>77666518
It actually flows really well writing wise. Reading takes getting used to do to the lack of spaces.

Just like Finnish though it can be kinda tongue twisty. Or I'm a retard

>>77666147
>>77666164
anime music makes me cry so much

and fully understand Linear algebra, up to Calc 3, Computer architecture, O notation, networking, and engineering*

>>77666499
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/guns-n-roses-appetite-for-destruction/

fuck pitchfork

>>77666499
didn't mind the track Everything Now too much, but everything else I've listened to from the LP has been pretty shit desu

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how do i get jaden smiths body?

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>and (((fully))) understand Linear algebra, up to Calc 3, Computer architecture, O notation, networking, and engineering*

>>77666596
Wow JB is actually soft

About to fap again

>>77666596
Be a nigger

>>77666596
you don't want his low body fat body
too tedious
just go for the huge biceps and chest with a beer belly
women love that, especially if you're hairy

>>77666611

not an argument

This is right off my course catalog

>>77666620
According to this entire website men love that

>want to download the "new" Microsoft Minesweeper
>can't load the meme Windows Store
>Microsoft says I need to update Windows
>Windows won't update because of a disk partition thing
>says I don't have the OS I'm currently running
>refuses to let me just download the fucking game anyway
For fuck's sakes.

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Fuck Drumpf

>>77666637
men are based too
god i love women

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>>77666611
I can't into ant of that desu

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>fully understand linear algebra
>can't prove primary decomposition theorem
>fully understand calc 3
>can't prove Green's theorem
>fully understand computer architechture
>can't prove termination of Euclidean algorithm
>fully understand big O
>can't prove NP-completeness of Sudoku
>this is the level of delusion CScucks are operating on
Oh I am LOVING EVERY LAUGH

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>>77666620
im trying to get a gf not a bf

>>77666716
WOMEN love alphas
being muscular while hairy is the epitome of that
shaving chest and arm hair is for competitions

haha

>>77662480
So I hooked up a couple times with this mega QT Mexican boy. He even called me papito, I think I'm in love.

>>77666756
You fuck his puss?

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>>77666756
>ito
Small dick?

the United States is a corporation who made it's profit off of exploiting other countries and trafficking humans since the beginning. however, in America there are human rights that are constantly under attack whilst being defended by Americans. if you're an American you are the most stereotyped and hated among nations. yet still we have the power to influence the globe for either good or bad, Mexico being against slavery and Mexico having the first black president is proof of individualism. we need to come together and realize that it's only natural for us to fight over land and blocks for profit however, in order to transcend that we must accept our fellow humanity as the brethren whom they are. there is ALWAYS good and bad in each race/ethnicity, it is your judgement which will guide your path. be wise and accept knowledge so that you too can enter a paradise free of physical and ideology based barriers. heaven is he for all of us

>california is gay
lol

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>>77666735
hmmm... im just keep working out.

ill probably never be huge anyway. im trying not to take it seriously.

>>77666790
yea just b chill and eat whatever DA FUK you want

1-3 Go to bed
4-6 Waste more time on internet
7-9 Download a new vidya
0 Neck myself

>>77666790
How do you try to not take something seriously

>>77666758
I did. He gives and takes, unlike most mexican boys who are one of two things. so masculine they have to prove it by only fucking you or failed males who only like to get fucked and humiliated

>>77666760
D..delet this. I'll have you know my dick is slightly larger than average.

Sometimes when I hear a song so beautiful I just start to cry

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>>77666794
i do like beer now

>>77666798
when i notice im taking something seriously i try to remember to make an effort to relax

>>77666800
>D..delet this. I'll have you know my dick is slightly larger than average.
Proof?

>>77666832
This
post cock

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>its another '/v/ makes me nostalgic abut Runescape' episode

HOW LOOOONG MUST I JUSTIFY MY PAIN THROUGH THESE SONGS

>mfw local town's newspaper went out of business

this town is fucking dying mang. Wish it wasn't the case. Everyone is leaving.

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somewhat wish I had pursued urban planning, not that I really know what the job entails mind you

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>always tired as hell even after sleeping for hours and having caffeine
>feel like fucking garbage 24/7, bones feel like theyre being slowly eaten from inside out, eyes strained so bad that I can barely look at my phone light
>typing this is excruciating
>for the past 2 weeks have done nothing but lay in my bed and stare at the ceiling until I fall asleep
>have zero interest in doing anything anymore, even playing vidya which is my favorite hobby
>hate myself for doing fuckall and having no motivation to do anything
>getting dumber every day day and I don't know how to stop, I want to make something of myself but I have nothing I'm good at and nothing I want to do in life
what the fuck do I do help

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you cant get a gf if you cant drive.

you do have a license dont you? you do want to become a normie right?

>>77666961

you have to escape the cycle of NEETdom

and then tell me how you did it, because Im stuck in the same prison

I-I have my learners permit

>>77666880
where you from

>>77666964
Only a G2 because I'm scared of driving

>>77666961
get a job. even if its a shitty job you'll start feeling good about earning money and start being more productive

>>77666964

passed that test on my first try

>>77666964
Good post. After I got my license I lost my virginity at 16. I used to lie to my parents and say I was going to a friends house. Boom, easy as that. I would go fugg my then gf when her parents were out.
seems like so long ago now

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>>77666964
yes, but if only I had a car to go with said license

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>you cant get a gf if you cant drive.

>>77666964
I have a licence but no car. And I'm married.

Only thing my licence is good for is buying liquor and smokes.

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>>77667046

fucking plebs. Just use uber

>>77667057
I would

>>77667064

t. uber driver

>>77667057
I would if there were more seeders

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The absolute madman.

He actually did it.

>>77667095
Yeah I've been stalled on FitGirl [Repack] Subaru Forester for like 2 days now

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>>77667115

>not downloading the Honda Civic -x264 YIFY for fast wheels

>>77667135
I'm pretty sure the guy who uploaded the civic isn't a trusted user.

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how do i stop being a manchild?

>>77667167
learn japanese

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>>77667037
My parents just gave me condoms when I turned 15 and said I could use the house whenever. Just don't get any girl pregnant and it's fine. Very degenerate parenting desu

>>77667155

5300 seeders cant be wrong, my dude

>>77667010
I dont really need a job at the moment, Ive got enough to pay for rent, utilities, and food for at least 6 months so its not really an issue

>>77667167
Stop posting

>>77667183
Good parenting actually.
Every parent should give their kid contraception of some kind when they are of age. It doesn't encourage sex, it just encourages safe behavior.

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>>77667176
are you liking genki?

there's writing exercises in the second half of the book.

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>its another episode of ugly 16 year old hoes getting 30+ "omg gurl slayyy ur so buaetiful!!!11" comments

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How can something be so cute and so ugly at the same time

>>77667211
I dunno man, it definitely felt more like they enabled sex.
I'm not sure in the future if I'd do the same with my kids honestly

>>77666281
based

>>77667255
nigga they are gonna do it anyway you might as well guarantee they are safe about it.

I want to move to alberta

river otter>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sea otter

>>77667214
yea

>they are gonna do it anyway!
>teenagers LITERALLY cannot stop having sex!
y-yeah its not like I am a 25 year old virgin

>>77667305
honestly otters are just cute

>>77667340
river otters are not you fuck

NEW THREAD

>>77667265
>>77667265
>>77667265

I think im eating spoiled beans.

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>>77667363
>not cute
anon..