/muc/ Mexico U.S.A Canada

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBq69ROYp6o
did you remember to thank our troops today /muc/?

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>parents are forcing me to go to community college

>tatood
manly

Really want a dirtbike but canät justify spending the money til I graduate at the end of the year

>>77661181
Get one of those street legal bikes that are compatible with dirt bike tires. That way it's practical.

>>77661181
*wheelies down your street on my dirt bike*

>>77661124
basically. Its pretty painfully obvious when hes responding to himself on his phone. pretty canautism tier

>>77661220
Yeah I want to make a supermoto is what they call that. Right now I could only spend like 2k anyway so Iäd rather save up at my new job after school and buy a nice KLM or something for 4 or 5k

I also couldnät do anything with it besides fun whereas if I live close to my work I could use it as a daily driver if the weather is good

What happens when we die

Whites deserve to exsist

>>77661281
We stop living.

>>77661247
You think he goes as far as to fucking reply to himself? When I talked to the real cana chan he told me he was from bc and he talked about his dates sometimes, he cant be that autistic

the gf

>>77661281
We get judged by a bearded hippie in the clouds dressed like Luke Skywalker and then sent to a paradise ( Glace Bay Coal Mines )

>>77661302
But what about the afterlife

>>77661330
You were itt the other day with that "bionicle leaf" right? It was blatantly the same person. I had been thinking it was a far eastern leaf though as it is here paticularly early in the day. So many not cana

The following text holds truth in it:

"The truth is the military should be cut by at least half and that money should go towards Medicare for all. Any military person who actually supported this country and wanted the best for the health and lives of the American people would happily support this. For the most part the military are simply a bunch of welfare Queens who have been sucking the lifeblood of the American people for generations and draining us like loathsome vampires. Get a real job leeches."
-not me

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>>77661381
I was the Bionicle leaf actually. I got bored and I was tired. Apologies for that mess.

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I went to community college and ended up getting a stable decent paying job and the skills to move up in the organization

>>77661381
Yeah he posts very early. Maybe from Newfoundland... also that bionicle shit was cringe. But youre right they didnt post together when he started to spam

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>>77661437
I WANNA SHITPOST AND PLAY COMPUTER GAMES

>>77661467 I love you

>>77661467
just think of work as another form of shitposting

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>>77661491

New York City is just an experiment with rats where, regardless of the outcome, all die in the end.

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>>77661491
WOAH
at work I rp as a guy who loves his job and really wants to help customers

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>>77661491
The fuck are you on abortion wagie?

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>>77661508
Isnt that everywhere?

what does /cum/(seamen) think of h3h3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUEZV6LqiU

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enjoying a Harvey's double angus burger buds

>>77661506
at work I have always have to document my troubleshooting steps in point form prefixed with a ">". basically getting paid to greentext

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>>77661521
saved this

>>77661521
"apua"

>>77661580
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MS_Estonia#Sinking

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could I pass as a fun-loving yoga gal in your country?

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>>77661578
Beautiful

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>>77661605
>all those dead swedes
Estonians are cheeky

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enjoying an A&W double cheddar bacon uncle burger buds

>>77661546
>Women jumping in front of Metro rails to get three-quarters of a dollar
>Police seizing three RPG-7's from a gardener
>People protesting in the streets
>Detached house costs millions
>Die from smoke inhalation
>Die from niggers
>Die from Norovirus in the water
>Die from hit N run
>Die from Mafia
>Die from high rise apartment fire
>Die from terrorism
>Die from cancer caused by processed foods
You're playing the game on a different level bud.

>>77661654
A&W sucks. shit is expensive as fuck

>>77661642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT8D7zSbkdE

PLEES SEND SOME BOAT HELP HELPER

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comfy

>>77661675
They are high, but worth it honestly. I used to never go because of the price, but now I don't mind occasionally paying restaurant priced burgers because they are restaurant quality in fast food time.

>>77661608
I mean, probably.

>>77661703
I take drugs that make me see that everyday

>root beer burgers
I SERIOUSLY

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best fast food ive eaten was in japan, in mos burger

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>>77661686

>>77661763
I never understood the appeal of drugs. What's the point?

>>77661818
probably escapism

Have you guys ever thought about how the USA might split from civil wars and stop being a whole country, and being an old man in the future would mean the younger generation asking what it was like to live in the whole 50 united states of america ?

>>77661854
you dont get to leave this gang (unless your california)

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I want leaf gf

>>77661854
I guess it makes sense. We're basically the only continent where ginormous mega-countries can exist. The average Euro country could fit into the territory of most states/provinces.

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>>77661759
say yoga like you mean it

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>>77661875
I was more implying a republican/democratic state divide
calexit wouldnt work well

>>77661883

i have a cousin who will grow up to look a lot like this

just with brown eyes

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>>77661912
I'm not big into yoga if you catch my drift.

>>77661818
getting crunk
getting crispy
maladaptive/temporary alleviation from life's horror's

What the fuck is a visual novel?

>>77661936
does she want a green card?

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post /cum/ related porn

https://es.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph594ed183722c1

I am ugly
I am 5 foot 7
My face is not entirely symmetric
My nose is too big
I have ugly teeth
I have ugly smile
I have deep eye sockets making me look like a fucking vampire that hasn't slept in days
My dick is below average
I'm balding
I'm 22 and still a virgin

Why should I not kill myself

>>77661966
Pr0n.

>>77661966
japanese choose your own adventure porn generally

>>77661986
i don't watch porn

>>77661987
you're me 5 years ago
there is no hope
it only gets worse

>>77661987
Because you're deriving value solely from physical traits and the benefits thereof. Do you think Stephen Hawking should kill himself?

>>77662002

quite literally this

>>77661987
go the gym
buzzcut
get braces
pick up some hobbies


you'll become a normie in no time

>>77662031
>Do you think Stephen Hawking should kill himself?
yes

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>I don't watch porn

>>77662023
You got taller and your dick grew?

>>77662031
At least he's gifted with intelligence, what do I got? And to be quite honest he's been suffering for the past decades, I don't know why he didn't kill himself.

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The ABSOLUTE state of Europe

>dutch
>5'7
that like being 5' here

What has Stephen Hawking even discovered?

Some shit about black holes and it turned out not even to be completely correct

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>>77662092
>wh*te """""""""""""""men"""""""""""""""

>>77662114
i love her

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Question for Christfags:
Do dogs go to heaven?

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what was your first time like /int/ ?

>>77662083
My point is that there's more to life than what you're focusing on. What's keeping you from being a world class piano player or something? This world has a wide array of things to value and experience.

>>77661675
>>77661743
It's not super common here but I heard it was Canadians favorite fast food burger chain (opinion not sales numbers).

>>77662092
I wish he was joking but every word he mentioned is entirely correct.
What a beautiful world we live in

>>77662140
We're all God's creatures.
I'd assume that a paradise without animals is gonna get boring QUICK,
I get REALLY BORED if I don't see a GOOD BOY.

>>77662128
Good thing I'm southern Italian I.E. bot white

>>77661818
Many Mexicans survive on the selling, creation, transportation of drugs and/or murdering. They are the drug people.

>>77662140
Yes

My dog used eat bees even though they stung him

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>contemplates whether or not dogs go to heaven

>>77662140
Because dogs are part of God's creation, they will be on the new earth. Whether or not they'll be the same dogs as the ones here is the question.

>>77662114

is that the grill from Fargo?

>thinking heaven is real

>>77662209
Look at this shit
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/7201485/0a79370f

It's crazy how creative they're getting. Like how the fuck do you put coke inside an onion without cutting it first?

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>>77662177
pic
>>77662218
Do you need a soul to get into heaven? Do they have souls?
>>77662222
What do you think?
>>77662245
I don't know what that means

>>77661564
Hes cool but sometimes he is too cringy or rather he feels forced on some of his jokes

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>>thinking heaven is real

>>77662307
>A liberal
>A libertarian

>just start lifting bro
>haha work out bro youll get all the girls

YOU CAN LIFT ALL YOU WANT BUT IT WONT CURE YOUR ASPERGERS AGGHH

Republicans and Democrats keep screwing us over and over again. This is the definition of insanity. Why don't we try Libertarian, it can't get worse

>>77662320
These are completely compatible ideologies desu

So long as you take liberal in its technical meaning and libertarian in its american meaning, I guess

>>77662307
>you have to be an athiest neckbeard if you think a semetic jewish realm where you die exists

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>>you have to be an athiest neckbeard if you think a semetic jewish realm where you die exists

I'm sad ;_;

>>77662285
Theologically speaking, Heaven is where God and the angels are at. Once the end of times comes, God will create a new earth which is the same as this one but without all the messed up stuff that's in it. Being as it's going to be a perfected copy of this earth, that will involve the animals and stuff as well. The debate is about whether or not there will be all new animals there or if we get the same individual animals as are here.

>>77662389
Me too, but I'm always sad at 03.53 AM. What's your reason?

>>77662396
>Theologically speaking
[citation needed]

>>77662396
Where in the bible does it say this new earth stuff?

>american existential crisis involve the wonder of the existence of a heaven for doggies

England

>>77662412
My fiancee is out of town until Sunday and I miss her a lot.
>inb4 normie reeeee

all Jehovah's Witnesses need to be killed

>>77662440
the correct term is doggos

>>77662421
Galatians or Ephesians I think.

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>>77662440
Heaven would be shit without them. Wondering if my afterlife would be shit for eternity is a big deal.

>drumpko would literally kill you for more power, he is just like hitler
what did he mean

>>77662449
*ambushes you*

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>tfw made a new because this didnt show up in the catalogue

follow procedure please and thank you

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We finally finished our bathroom remodel before the house gets put up for sale. thoughts buds?

>>77662148
notice my webm senpais

Revelation 13:4

>They worshiped the dragon, for he had given his authority to the beast, and they worshiped the beast, saying, “Who is like the beast, and who can fight against it?”

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>>77662514
>that time Hitler waited in a bush outside of Rohm's house with a knife to murder him

>>77662550
I said DRUMPF is like Hitler, not Sean Spicer

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>"Anon, no one is looking! Kiss me!"
what do?

>>77662514
>someone who has an eastern european wife, jewish children and sucks israel's cock all day is literally hitler
why do people say this

>>77662527
My life is more exciting than yours

>>77662599

HOLY SHIT, A TALKING CAT

>>77662599
Lie down for a bit and rest because a cheetah just spoke to me.

>>77662599
cute cougar

>>77662462
>Galatians or Ephesians
Odd in the case of Galatians that such a thing would be in a book about how gentiles should not be made to follow Talmudic law

I know for a fact that it's not in Ephesians

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>>77662628
What if this happens as your lying down though?

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>it's another "anon spends one hour fapping to femdom porn" afternoon

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POOBEWEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>77662713

just like my chinese animes

>>77662713
Play dead 'cause I don't wanna get killed and eaten.

>>77662735
>spends one hour fapping
Just one hour?

Corner Gas is really good

Good job. leafs

>>77662700
I don't really know, I haven't been the time to read up and become well versed. Oughta do it really, I feel kinda guilty.

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>tfw you''ll never experiance this

why is life so cruel? why do we suffer despair and loneliness. its not healthy being alone

>>77662805
the only person that can change yourself is you

>>77662805
I like sleeping alone anyways

>>77662805
why not

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>I like sleeping alone anyways

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>>77662783
came so stopped watching

THOUGHTS ON HARRY POTTER?

>>77662944

books were great

>>77662944
Never read the books or seen the movies.

>>77662798
Revelation 21 is what you're looking for, ya goof

There is a description there about a "New Earth" but it is nothing like a perfect copy of Earth, nor is any mention of animal life made

>>77662944
not a a huge harry potter fan, but i get a twisted pleasure watching emma watson grow up in the movies.

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Girls(ill never touch one)

>>77662870
waking up next to a woman is nice but actually sharing a bed while trying to get sleep is not comfy

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emma is the patrician's waifu

There's a fly crawling around on my legs and it keeps coming back when I chase it away. Tickly.

watching the departed whilst drinking some fine Irish hwiskey

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girls are soft

really makes me think

>>77663101
i wouldnt know

>>77663101
Are you that anon who was gonna talk to his female co-worker to see if girls are normal? How did it go?

>>77663101
because they're FAT

Irish and Italian immigration was a mistake

>>77663021
ACTUALLY I forgot that Rev 22 says dogs are left outside of the New Jerusalem (the city of God), but this may be meant as an insult rather than a literal prophesy regarding the fate of doggos on New Earth

>"14 Blessed are those who wash their robes,[g] so that they will have the right to the tree of life and may enter the city by the gates. 15 Outside are the dogs and sorcerers and fornicators and murderers and idolaters, and everyone who loves and practices falsehood."

There ya go folks! A scriptural basis for dogs not being allowed in the presence of God

>>77663135

were*, you illiterate oaf

>>77663137
The use of the words 'dogs' makes me think it's meant more as an insult towards sinners than literally being about doggos.

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>>77663128
well it just said on the shift list that someone with a girls would be there. turns out she's like late 20s age. i talked to her, kinda interesting to here about her life though.

but it wasn't great for getting better at talking to girls at parties.

>>77663173
Sure, but I don't read ancient Greek so much of the implication is lost on me

>>77663195
You don't want anything to do with girls who go to parties anyways. Seems like you did good, bro.

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>only seven seasons of Golden Girls

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girls are pretty

>>77663217
The bible seems to have a thing for animal related metaphor. The lion and the lamb, separating the sheep from the goats, etc.

I'm scared of girls

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>>77663225
why don't i want to again?

i feel like i do want something to do with them.

>>77663334
girls aren't scary. we're scared of them.

>>77663334
That's probably why they're afraid of you. They can smell your fear.

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this thread sucks

>>77663362
No shit that's why I said i'm scared of them

Is everyone from ottawa a dumb weeb?

>>77663377
yes. sorry i misread.

>>77663365
They're not afraid of me, i'm afraid of them

>smell you fear

okay now you're insane, they can't do that

>>77663362
I guess I shouldn't be projecting like that. Sorry bro. My point was that the kind of person who goes to parties as a regular thing is most likely a thrill-seeker with commitment issues. If all you want is superfluous puppy love, go ahead, but you're not gonna find anything meaningful at a party when it comes to relationships.

>>77663325
Sure but those examples are usually parabolic whereas this one is prophetic

Not saying you're wrong, just saying that there's a whole shit ton of depth in biblical analysis that I don't even feel remotely capable of making pronouncements on

The US is Gog and the EU is Magog

>>77663394
sorry for being mean, anon. Im just stressed(sexually)

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>tfw shitalian shartmerican

>>77663421
>I don't even feel remotely capable of making pronouncements on
I'm on the same page. I like to try my hand at it, but I avoid saying anything definitive.

>>77663366
Yeah but did you see my Golden Girls post tho?

>>77663423
This guy.... this guy gets it

>>77663448
yeah, it was a good post

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>>77663439
Kill yourself

Maybe you'll be reborn an Asian American

>>77663478

why not be reborn as a real asian instead of a fake asian?

>>77663478
I want to be Asian

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>>77663517
Asian Americans are real Asians

>>77663528
Good kill yourself

You'll be reborn a Chinese girl

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>>77663300
this is true.

im a scientist.

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>tfw no asian bf

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>>77662257
yes

one beer for me please

>>77663573

*hands you a sierra nevada*

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>Asian Americans are real Asians

hmm almost as good as ninkasi

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>asians are attractive

>be December 2016
>in college
>be virgin sperg
>had lady friend in my room that I met at the dart pit outside the res
>start talking about drugs
>she also smokes weed too (so so I)
>she invites me over to her room to smoke
>go there
>we rip a few poppers, both pretty stoned
>we're sitting there just relaxing
>all of a sudden she starts rubbing my thigh
>anxiety reaches critical levels just from that
>fight or flight kicks in
>pussy out
>stand up quick and say i have to go
>gtfo of there
>didnt talk to her for the rest of the semester
>everytime she seen me after that she just gave a confused/sad look
>everytime im at the pit havin a dart and i see her coming i just put out the smoke leave ASAP
>didnt want to confront her after what happened

Does God hate me? What did I do to deserve this?

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>>she also smokes weed too (so so I)

weed cures a chronic lisp

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>one beer for me please

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>this thread

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ANON TELL ME HOW YOU'RE LIKING GENKI!

i hope i didn't lead you astray.

weed is an instrument of Satan

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>fedora posting past 2013

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>pepe posting past 2012

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>>77663794
Screenshot your fedora folder. I want to see how many you have.

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>I smoke weed and cigarettes instead of vaping

>>77663830

I have 3, the rest I C/P from google

>>77663670
That was RAPE. She raped you.

>>77663851
Oh. Here I thought you had this massive fedora folder to harass people with.

>>77663879
i wish she did, she was cute

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>Here I thought you had this massive fedora folder to harass people with.

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Is it normal to like the idea of sucking and fucking a guy but not being gay?

I'm just wanting to know if it is only me who experiences this I really like the idea of sucking dick but I'm not attracted to other men at all.

I have never had any gay sexual experience but would love to suck dick but don't know how to go about it was should I do.

>>77663635
arr rook same

Ryan has gone from 3dwaifu posting to 2dwaifu posting. Is it time to put him down?

>>77662599
>the idea of sucking and fucking a guy
>but not being gay?
Outside of /cum/ people probably believe there is a contradiction here.

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>I want to suck a cock but im not gay guys i swear!

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>>77663635
>>77663658
You two are very dumb

>>77663969
we get it, you like tranny cock

>>77664082
nigger

When do I get reperations?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/March_14,_1891,_lynchings

>>77664082

t. gay

>>77664001
having lived in Taiwan for a year, not true. Asian americans are dumber and fatter for some apparent reason than asian asians

>>77664093
I find it just a massive turn on thinking about sucking dick but then I have thought about alctually getting in a realationship or dating a guy it doesn't feel right but I'm going to try get with a guy and try sucking cock to see if it's just a fantasy or actually doing it is what I want

>>77664124
Probably a result of the culture they're from.

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>>77664100
Nigger

>>77664113
I like girls

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What should I do on a beach date tomorrow with an ACTUAL female?
Serious answers only please

>>77664130
buy a dildo or something before you do something stupid

>>77664159
Picnic.

>>77664141
western culture >>>>>>>>>> eastern culture

now kys

>asking /cum/ for dating advice

lol

Nah I don't think there's anything gay about it
even a bit

>>77664186
Not saying it's worse, but it's undeniably more conducive to making fat people.
West = best

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girls have boobs.

>>77618699

/cum/-memes are the worst. Take a lesson from /mammi/

>>77664283
because they have cuter faces and age better

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>>77664284
Finns are just built to meme. We can't compete.

hi

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>tfw not charming, witty, or funny

>>77664326
Why aren't you in /brit/? You inna wrong neck of the woods, son.

>>77664340
thought i'd come check out my anglo saxon brothers + spics

Hard truth that cum won't like: Mexican girls >>>>>>>>>> asian girls

>>77664329
>tfw just really really really really funny but only on /cum/

>>77664353
I guess you are the 'father' of two thirds of this general. What do you think? Are we doing good?

>>77664387
show me one of your jokes on here then

>>77664353
fist me daddy

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>Hard truth that cum won't like: Mexican girls >>>>>>>>>> asian girls

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what's the mexican version of going on a date with a girl during the winter and buying her a hot chocolate?

>>77664393
i think you are doing alright but you have a bit of a dodgy french tumor going on but its cool

>>77664403
well
>>77664241
>>77664168
>>77664001
>>77664082
>>77663635
>>77663658

we should play some poker, boyos

>>77664433
going on a date with a girl in the winter but buying her a spicy mexican candy

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>>77664451
Mate you linked to one of my own posts.

I regret buying a 4chan pass

>>77664480
give it to me then i'll take it off your hands

>>77664475
LOL!

>>77664451
all me

want to go to the gym but i dont want to go by myself and im too scared to go

>>77664491
Would unironically do it if I could, it's brought me nothing but stress and heartbreak

>>77664529
make a newfriend

>>77664529
Why are you afriad of going to the gym. Alone?

>>77664615
i dont know i just dont feel right going alone or at all in fact now that i think about it,

I thought KAT was dead....

>>77664722
>reddit

>>77664738
Is it from reddit? Its funny as fuck

>>77664193
But this is /muc/. Surely the opposite of /cum/ would have sound dating advice

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i want a premed girl to teach me biology desu desu senpai.

Can you get a therapist online? I dont want to see one in person i can't do it

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>>77664802
I want to be a girl

I thought I was in love with a camgirl and ended spending ofer $500 on her
What have I become?

>>77664534
How so?

>tumblr
>reddit
>the rapists
time to look in the mirror lads
here's some inspo
https://youtu.be/oRdxUFDoQe0

>look sarah

>>77664868

I wonder how good it feels to have a bbc in me

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>>77664899
Wtf why would anyone want that

You should wonder how it feels to have a BAC in you

>>77661095
do any of you guys have the picture of that qt girl with freckles blue eyes brown hair and big tits.
i need it pls

>>77664879
post a link to her cam.

>>77664949
big arab cock?

>>77664949
>>77664868
faggot

You need to stop watching porn, anons. it's creating an unnatural expectation of women in your brain and abusing your dopamine system.

>>77664981
I'm not going to
I honestly respect her too much

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>>77665061
litteral cuck

I hope everyone in cum finds their higher power and leads a more spiritual life desu

>>77665074
cock is my higher power

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>>77665046
Everything anybody enjoys is abusing dopamine
Fuck you I'm gonna look at big bouncing titties

>>77665074
>tfw want to believe in jesus and all but just can't seem to

>>77665092
Whatever works for you
Do you pray to cock?

>>77665072
ROOD

>>77665046
I am going to masturbate right now to some good old fashioned pornographic films

>>77664964
pls

>>77665108
On my knees, everyday baby

Genuflect, genufuck'd

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>>77665110
do it slut

>>77665138
You sound like you're ready to surrender your life and will to cock
This is a solid foundation for a twelve step program

>>77665123
Sara from wicked weasel? Gonna have to be more specific partner

>Canadians are nice and polite

when will this lie die

>>77665072
Literally not a cuck you dumbfuck
If i was a cuck id share her name with you

>>77665182no she was posted on a thread on /int/ i think about a week ago maybe?
all i remember is that she had medium hair big tits freckles blue eyes and a purple shirt.

>>77662480
>>77662480
>>77662480
recycle

>>77665211
literally never

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>>77665212
could i see her pretty pretty please with a cherry on top i wont talk to her or anything

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>>77664985
BIG ASIAN COCK!