/brit/

>>77657601
reminds me of my British blue.

>Have you guys watched Dunkirk and if so what are your thoughts of it?
ye saw it today
it was good I guess, could have been better, could have been a lot worse

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Lads, realistically, how hard would it be to find a brit or aussie boyfriend in real life?

Oo ahh up the RA

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imJViMSaYzA

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>tfw all my thoughts about the concept of the Ubermensch, all my philosophical ponderings over how to live the correct life, the negatives of hedonism, the superiority of the life of art, the values of asceticism, all the knowledge about life and literature from the hundreds of dense tomes I have spent my entire life reading, all my theories and philosophizing about consciousness and the mind, all my thoughts about culture and the importance of art and the life of the mind in their ability to overcome death and to create a meaningful existence, all my ponderings about love and its supremacy, about God and his relationship to art, all my hours spent writing and trying to create characters and beautiful stories, my attempts to live an artistic and aesthetic life, my theories of the aesthetic and literary life and its importance, my ponderings about the correct culture that we have to create, the philosophically justified means of creating this culture, the very meaning of my life and my deepest desires and loves, all come crashing down after seeing a cutie and realizing that Chad will be nailing her in the ass tonight

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anime

where my logang at

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yuzu

>>77658131
FOYB

should I keep looking for a qt gf or just bite the bullet and fuck a fat bitch asking for a friend

>>77658995
the ideal gf

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got a new drivers license photo taken x

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFQK5eF_puo
>my threads are doing iron man numbers
what is this?

>>77658131
filter by keywords in your dating things x

>>77659010
yeah, unconscious

>Irish
>Speaking to a Nigerian intellectual
>Says England has to take in immigrants because of colonialism
>Ask him why Ireland has to
>Not even shitting you this is what he said
>"They were an accomplice to colonialism"

Guess I should blame Nigerians for when Britain colonised Somalia then nigger.
You were an accomplice after all.

Fucking prick.

Nigger camps when

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VUa99-tJqs

LIT

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this dude has really bad gyno

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_VZNZNm0BI

>>77659010
nonce
>>77658995
bunty man
>>77658990
bush dodger

>>77659007
Marry me. I'm not fat.

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*walks towards you*

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/brit/, more like /shit/

>>77659049
she's 25

>>77659050
*marries u*

>>77659057
*earth beneath us rumbles*

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The United States of America was founded as a white supremacist nation, and it should have stayed that way.

babestation

>>77659032
Wow I really believe this conversation happened rorke. Did people begin clapping?

>>77659092
literally your fault

>>77657601
aww :3

>>77657601
thats maru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB6EXrwU42Q

>>77659092
nice, Bioshock

>>77659058
WE

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prime minister selfie.... me in my rented flat on 10 downing street.... don't mess me about sunshine.... teddy's always got the swiper..... swipe down......

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>Wow I really believe this conversation happened rorke. Did people begin clapping?

>>77659111
NIGGER
I
G
G
E
R

pull up on your block and start dumping things

>>77659118
no it wasn't

>>77659065
23

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>>77659092
nah
death to america

>>77659133
a lot to unpack here

>>77657601

A Maru not only has his "owner" well-trained...

But Maru has also trained millions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCofdZITUEY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iMjFoT7yWE

>>77659155
Delete this.

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cara

>>77659155
Well, tha-
*smells you*
FUCKING HELL, i can smell the pooey brown reek from here. take a shower rasheed

>>77659122
my cat could heem both these runts

i am made in gods image

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>>77659154
who was the first yuzu poster

>>77659133
take her out of this and I'll save it

>>77659135
>>77659142
The rorke hivemind at work. Remember, no dissent, lest you be accosted by mockery in the form of images and slurs.

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ah yes
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2011/06/21/137316604/man-says-he-tried-to-rob-bank-of-1-to-get-health-care-in-prison
america

suspecting my mate is a nonce
his gf is 18 but looks more like 10

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>>77659187
fuck off yank

>>77658960
Where do people like this get their information from? Genuinely fascinated

so tired and bored of life
just sick to fucking death of it, wish I knew how to kill myself

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>>77659197
me

>>77659197
yuzu herself, presumably

piss
coming from my
ass

>>77659212
clearly not a nonce if she's 18 then

My waifu looks young but she's in her 30s.
We're here. We're queer. Get used to it.

>>77657601
Reminder that dogs are more British than cats.
The British bulldog encompasses the whole of Britain, whereas the lion (cat) is only a representative of England.

>>77659133
Tim isn't a leftycuck is he?

>>77659209
>He also says he's out of work and has no insurance
so he could apply for unemployment health insurance then. what a retard

any film recs on the 'flix

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think my tea was watered down

Cautiously looking forward to the anon-post

NEED a french slag gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCZwIG1N0P0

>>77659228
dont kill yourself mate

I am equal in size to whatever I see
Not hemmed in by the size I am.

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>>77659235
became a fan one friday evening while taking 2c-b

thanks lad

You lot realize Cara has tons of nudes, right?

>>77659253
timothy james byrne is THE radical centrist, word on the street is he's gonna challenge cable for the lib dem leadership and take the lib dems to the lib dem surge that we've all anticipated

the electronic drinks dispenser today had iced tea, squash, among other fizzy

Really mental

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>log on to Facebook
>"Oneitis has updated her profile picture"
>herkissingsomeguyidontknow.jpg

>>77659206
fuck off leftypol

>>77659284
she looks better with clothes on

>>77659296
my worst fear is seeing the boy I'm in love with doing that

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screaming

>>77659296
imagine that

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Jews are so cute.

Shame about them being evil.

have not remotely encountered any 2c-x around here sadly

just committed thoughtcrime lads

>>77659311
how many of those for a proper death? just asking

>>77659307
>boy I'm in love with
fool
homosexuals only like licking arseholes and sucking penis
there is no such thing as gay love

>>77659283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-imYn74EIJo

>>77659273
<3

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I hate yanks.

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>>77659290
>lib dem
>centrist

>>77659296
>log onto Faceberg

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Drooling, thinking about that big, brit cock rn.

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>>77659339

>>77659296
OMG, how could she not know some guy she's not attracted to harbours a secret desire for her?

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>>77659323
this

/cum/ isn't that bad, found this one of the first posts when going over there
>>77658193
pretty funny

>>77659355
really like this video

1/2

My very dear Sarah:

The indications are very strong that we shall move in a few days—perhaps tomorrow. Lest I should not be able to write you again, I feel impelled to write lines that may fall under your eye when I shall be no more.

Our movement may be one of a few days duration and full of pleasure—and it may be one of severe conflict and death to me. Not my will, but thine O God, be done. If it is necessary that I should fall on the battlefield for my country, I am ready. I have no misgivings about, or lack of confidence in, the cause in which I am engaged, and my courage does not halt or falter. I know how strongly American Civilization now leans upon the triumph of the Government, and how great a debt we owe to those who went before us through the blood and suffering of the Revolution. And I am willing—perfectly willing—to lay down all my joys in this life, to help maintain this Government, and to pay that debt.

But, my dear wife, when I know that with my own joys I lay down nearly all of yours, and replace them in this life with cares and sorrows—when, after having eaten for long years the bitter fruit of orphanage myself, I must offer it as their only sustenance to my dear little children—is it weak or dishonorable, while the banner of my purpose floats calmly and proudly in the breeze, that my unbounded love for you, my darling wife and children, should struggle in fierce, though useless, contest with my love of country.

Sarah, my love for you is deathless, it seems to bind me to you with mighty cables that nothing but Omnipotence could break; and yet my love of Country comes over me like a strong wind and bears me irresistibly on with all these chains to the battlefield.

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>>77657601

>>77659355
>face makes her look 12
>tits make her look 25
wew

i am reaching to forever
and i understand where we belong

>>77659354
only men are capable of love
women genuinely aren't

>>77659354
women don't feel love

>say nigger
>go to jail for life

>say cracker
>

Poor jews (hasidic/orthodox??) are fascinating. they dress the exact same but they also look the exact same too

the richer jews are more tanned and dress normally

don't know about israeli/NY jews

>>77659355
enjoyed this a lot at the time

still do

she has a nice voice

>>77659379
2/2

The memories of the blissful moments I have spent with you come creeping over me, and I feel most gratified to God and to you that I have enjoyed them so long. And hard it is for me to give them up and burn to ashes the hopes of future years, when God willing, we might still have lived and loved together and seen our sons grow up to honorable manhood around us. I have, I know, but few and small claims upon Divine Providence, but something whispers to me—perhaps it is the wafted prayer of my little Edgar—that I shall return to my loved ones unharmed. If I do not, my dear Sarah, never forget how much I love you, and when my last breath escapes me on the battlefield, it will whisper your name.

Forgive my many faults, and the many pains I have caused you. How thoughtless and foolish I have often been! How gladly would I wash out with my tears every little spot upon your happiness, and struggle with all the misfortune of this world, to shield you and my children from harm. But I cannot. I must watch you from the spirit land and hover near you, while you buffet the storms with your precious little freight, and wait with sad patience till we meet to part no more.

But, O Sarah! If the dead can come back to this earth and flit unseen around those they loved, I shall always be near you; in the brightest day and in the darkest night—amidst your happiest scenes and gloomiest hours—always, always; and if there be a soft breeze upon your cheek, it shall be my breath; or the cool air fans your throbbing temple, it shall be my spirit passing by.

Sarah, do not mourn me dead; think I am gone and wait for me, for we shall meet again.

alice goodwin

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>I'm not a white nationalist

>>77659401
these days if you say you're english you get arrested and thrown in jail

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>>77659390
>>77659400
Ahh yes m'gents.
I too am disgusted by those vagina owning apes.
#MGTOW I say.
Hurrah!

went to brussels today to see the bureaucrats

>having a "oneitis"
>Being obsessed with a particular girl you know
>Stalking her on social media
Can't think of anything more utterly Reddit and normoid. Honestly these posters better watch their jaws around me lest I obliterate it.

>>77659405
poor jews are in reality hyper rich they just want to look poor so goyims believe jews are just like them and that theres rich and poor jews WAKE UP PEOPLE

>>77659258
answer this post or i kms srs

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>>I'm not a white nationalist

>>77659434
reddit

>>77659355
imagine being attracted to this
you fucking creep

got called a bureaucrat in brussels

Japanese, Singaporeans and Koreans are the only non-whites I don't want to punch in the face desu.

>>77659434
Is this supposed to be satirical? Because I find literally nothing wrong in what you said.

sdfggdgfgasfjdhjasdjadkajsfasj

>>77659378
same

>>77659460
the mong post

sabe pa>>77659471
kksssjsjkksk

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Really craving some big brit dick rn.

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>>77659434

lads

john cantlie is dead
died in mosul battle
confirmed by captured isis fighters that he is dead

poor lad
would rather have been james foley than john cantlie

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>Japanese, Singaporeans and Koreans are the only non-whites I don't want to punch in the face desu.

>>77659460
epic

>>77659485
jesfiw\opepfjwrnmk;gtesfd

I'm not a racist. Just hate the blacks. Simple as.

>>77659460
delete this

>>77659486
packing eight inches here lad x

so you cant get healthcare in america unless you're a literal millionaire? land of the free

reform jews are terrifying
literally indistinguishable from regular people in most cases

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One Blackfriars is topped out lads

>>77659417
Why were people in olden times so much more lyrical and eloquent and sensitive than us so-called "moderns"?

>>77659518
are you kidding? poor people get very cheap or free healthcare

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woah...

>>77659524
how is this a bad thing

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All my life I been considered as the worst
Lyin' to my mother, even stealin' out her purse
Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion
I know my mother wish she got a fuckin' abortion

Sometimes i listen to this song just to hear the background voice. Like someone is concerned about me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-SZgsvV5mY

>>77659539
I know right? Thank God for Obamacare.

>>77659518
If you work then you get free insurance I think

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>>77659509
would ride you for a klondike bar

http://www.strawpoll.me/13553747

http://www.strawpoll.me/13553747

http://www.strawpoll.me/13553747

>>77659565
varg vikernes

>>77659020
man the new Bioshock remake looks sick

>>77659560
and even before niggercare
>>77659561
yeah most decent employers pay for your health insurance

>>77659562
yeah I bet you would
is that an eight year old girl?

arse is sore from cycling
drinking innocent orange juice now

northerners will never experience being middle class

>>77659565
all plebs who dont know the meaning of life

literally any psychonaut would run rings around them

>>77659565
Only heard of the guy who's partial to melanin enriched friends.

>>77659565
fucking none of these people. what the fuck??

>>77659577
he's literally a meme.

I'm 100% white with blue eyes but because of my brown hair he thinks I'm a nigger.

>>77659548
all jews are demons
ALL of them

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>>77659565
I don't know a single one of those

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>niggercare

Why do dutch people speak such good english?

>>77659594
Tells us, what is it? Maybe I'll learn my purpose from anon on 4chan

>>77659589
your arse is sore from your da lamping you up the hole
posh faggot

>>77659607
wrong

people who claim to have paranormal experiences are just narcissists

>>77659594
>>77659606
SJWs BTFO

>>77659626
english and dutch are the same thing

>>77659626
Very reasonable and intelligent people
Friendly, good looking, tall, nice long legs on the women to touch and lick, weird food

>>77659629
irish swamp man

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>>77659586
No, she's ~25 or so.

>>77659628
you're not ready

>>77658985
Good taste, chaperino.

>>77659580
>niggercare
Kek

>>77659626
Because Dutch is the language most similar to English.

If you're fluent in English you could probably learn Dutch in 3 months flat.

I know 6 and 7 year olds from the Netherlands who are fluent in English.

>>77659460
hmmmmmm. liking young women in swimsuits.. *channels essence of manhood from my MGTOW brothers* ..is creepy!

>>77659672
she makes me feel really uncomfortable

>I know right?

Who the fuck talks like this that isn't a 15 year old?

>>77659607
he talks absolute baloney
always saying the earth is becoming more and more infertile despite the fact we're producing more and more food than ever before

>>77659692
I know right?

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>Who the fuck talks like this that isn't a 15 year old?

Yes, I'm watching Modern Family. Why is that so weird?

>>77659626
everyone speaks good english because all they consume mediawise is english music, english movies, english everything. even their condiments have half their packaging in english

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not really attracted to Asians at all but i really like the cultures of Asia, or at least the image and aesthetics of what Asia is like in my head

may need to go there some day, just a bit scared globalisation has ruined it all

>>77659688
no look at her face you spastic
it's all wrong

>>77659538
He was a politician and an attorney before the war, so that would explain the eloquence
Can't speak to the sensitivity. I suppose when you don't have a screen to stare at you actually take time to learn about the people around you

>>77659709
>>77659710
oh so this is how we fit in on this general?
we just harass yanks and post fedora pics?
good to know

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>>77659690
I don't see what you mean.

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jesus fucking christ

>>77659705
he's a complete loon

>>77659723
you're all wrong

fucks sake didnt shower today because the workmen were in and now I absolutely reek, bellend stinks of skips and all

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so THIS is the power of the Ukraine.

>>77659734
she looks like a little girl when she isn't and her teeth are all fucked up like a kid's are

>>77659745
Ask her if she likes femdom

>>77659738
how is this even legal

fucking jews, do they have no morals

>>77659738
the london experience
living in a lego house

>>77659745
prefer the Ukrainian neonazis myself

>>77659426
is this real?

5 am with the gang going loud on a gang ting

>>77659738
nightmarish

>>77659745
Does she not know there's a fucking war on? Her country is falling to ruin under the weight of real problems, not this special snowflake shite

>>77659778
dumb nigger. would love to call the police on you

>>77659777
nah
CGI

>>77659738
runt heights

>>77659770
>london experience
this looks like the first of its kind
never seen anything like it, not in london or britain

Closest thing I've seen was that 2 floor hipster container pub thing but those are temporary

>>77659730
Education doesn't explain it, I guarantee you could scour Oxford or Harvard and not find a single person who could compose a letter like that although modern uni cunts would be much better at churning out abstract edgy nihilistic horseshit and calling it "art."

>>77659723
she looks very asian, a niche to be sure

>>77659767
>do they have no morals
Everything a jew does with morality is in consideration of other jews.
the rest of the world deserves not a hint of morality to him, it's his to plunder as it's not jewish therefore it's not holy or worthy of such constraints

I'm going to fashion a sort of bag out of velvet to put my scrotum in, a sack for my sack if you will. I shall wear it around town, perhaps it will be the ONLY thing I wear.

>>77659778
get reekz - right & wrong mixtape, it's fire

>>77659715
Japan hasn't lost their culture to capitalism which is amazing.

Maybe we haven't either from the eyes of foreigners.

Do those Kyary-fanboys still reside here?

>>77659788
don't get it

trump is going to hire a losd of travellers to build the wall on the cheap

>>77659742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7tXczAE9qM

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>>77659788
baffling image

>>77659738
>affordable
Probably costs a fucking fortune to build

the rorkina asmr gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t196TMD9edE

>>77659218
>>77659218
>>77659218
Someone fucking answer this

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TURKED

https://xhamster.com/videos/hot-two-amateur-lesbians-make-their-first-sext-tape-8015700

>>77659823
thanks

>>77659812
I could unironically write a beautiful letter like that

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>>77659562
>>77659586

>>77659745
>>77659844
>>>/cp/

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>>77659738

monkey 67

>>77659843
severe confusion/Black supremacists making up random shit eg we wuz spaceships in 5000BC

>>77659887
cheese

>>77659843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f99n4pFJZE

>>77659218
facebook

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most sexually attractive animals

1. Cat
2. Bunny
3. Fox
4. Husky
5. Doe

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sweden yes!

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room was a right mess after last night

>>77659218
all stems from the black pride and afrocentrism cancer that the US popularised

>>77659905
JANITOR
JAAAANNYYYYYYY
GET RID OF HIM

they call man false 9

>>77659360
I used to like him till he started talking about becoming american so he "resist trump".

carns hill on the beat 100

>>77659932
>>77659939
ha, I deleted it

>>77659929
myspace?

>>77659927
Sort yourself out and stay far away from animals lad.

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>>77659927
big cats, yeah

>>77659960
ha, I deleted it

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>>77659960
haha

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>>77659927
Cat
cat cat cat cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFu66ye6YWM
really like these noises

>>77659960
too late
you're fucking DONE now

on the topic of dutch people, how do they all manage to speak english with that same accent? you can instantly tell if a person is dutch, unlike germans or italians or frenchmen where the accents vary more depending on their level of proficiency

south london drill

>>77659927
Nonce and possibly worse than a nonce don't know the word for this type of person

>>77659816
precisely the case man. If it wern't for Islamic terrorism, the very next demon in society would be the Jew, much more clandestine in his methods.

44's in a 4 door, that was us that was letting it bang

You filthy imposters, like I don't know you wanna be man

>>77659843
see >>77659892
I see so much bullshit on twitter that's completely ahistorical yet it's flat out believed.
The only shit they reject is the MOST obvious crap like how Shakespeare was black, but even then you get some believers.

Reality:
Europe didn't really rule the world until around 1500. We've only dominated for 500 years.

Their reality:
Europe has always been in control but it's only because we stole inventions off the black man. We've distorted history to fabricate things about our superiority. We were the only ones to practice slavery. Islam spread throughout Africa through love and kisses. Africans never sold other Africans to Europeans. Whitey bad Whitey bad Whitey bad.

And to make up for this shite they say "It's what they don't teach you in school."
They don't teach it in school because it's fucking wrong.

Sorry to go on an autistic rant but if you have a twitter account and you click onto one of these profiles it's bizarre seeing the way they think.

best rolling stones song? for me, this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fa4HUiFJ6c

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>>77659930
At least you weren't in one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

convinced women are far far more autistic than men

think I'm suffering from disassociation

>>77660022
yelping

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>>77659970
you're lying if you claim you've never gotten a stiffy around a fuzzy slut

>>77659929
looks really cute, post the picture

love cats
wanna rub my nose on a cute fat cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ49jtlz_3I

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>>77659997
very flat cat

>been staring at a screen for 15 years straight
reckon ill get a brain tumor that grows eyeballs and teeth soon

>>77660022
mate its 2am do you really think a single word is going to be deciphered

hashtag working

>>77660022
>Clifford for President
barking at this

>>77660022
There are people over 18 who un ironically watch and read harry potter without children in the room.

>>77660013
>If it wern't for Islamic terrorism, the very next demon in society would be the Jew, much more clandestine in his methods.
haha, don't be so obvious about your jokes lad.
this is like the textbook response on /pol/ for anything regarding the jews
>Yeah, if only we could get rid of the gays then we could REALLY concentrate on those jews
>the feminists are the worst. jews are a close second but the fems are the ultra evil!

>>77660022
That list is all over the place.
Harry Potter isn't that great, desu. But bored children will read anything I guess.

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>>77660022

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*uses your loo*

have some people really not seen that pasta

>>77659997
extremely cute post

>>77660069
it was on my friends' parents dresser, was a bit surprising because they were both well off teachers and i'd always pegged them as the clever sort

in 30 years where should I retire?

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>>77660037

>>77660078
>Jews are a close second
No, they're the cause

>>77660037
No. Seek help.

Russia used to be lovely and picturesque before Communism. Comfy churches in woodlands, nice cabins and palaces, nice countryside

>Le poor
still is fucking poor retard

>>77660100
to the grave

>>77660069
I read them aged 9ish.
Unironically loved them tbqh.

Remember reading Goblet of Fire (book 4) and went straight onto Order of the Phoenix (book 5) even though it was the size of the fucking bible. Literally a 5 minute gap. I was OBSESSED.

I've been reading the ASOIAF books and I've finished book 3 but got no rush to move onto book 4. Not that they're bad it's just I had this weird childhood erection for HP books when I was a child

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>>77660022
stop stealing /tv/ memes

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i on the left

>>77660021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YRdxHHFKvQ

>>77660068
are you a dog mate lol

>>77660113
Having trouble reading?
That was the whole point of my post is that your (assuming it was you) response to my original post was like the textbook shill response to guard Jews. Immediately use an easy scapegoat to protect the reputation

Jump in my car play nothing but gang I'm ghosted behind these tings

>>77660118
how can you know mate did you live in russia more than a century ago?

We're all victims of the architect. Architecture is the only art that you can't help but feel. You can avoid paintings, you can avoid music, and you can even avoid history. But good luck getting away from architecture.

throw the jew down the well

>>77660132
PSNI has better uniforms with the dark green. Gardaí cars are far more aesthetic than ours though

absolutely love dogs and cats
don't have any
feel it would be irresponsible considering I'm likely to kill myself any day now and I'd hate to break my furry friend's heart

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so true

>>77660146
nonce porn
JANNO

>>77660185
the cat would eat youre corps

>>77660168
got a 2gb folder of HD images from around the country

>>77660189
what is

money afi make
ring trap ring trap manaman don't take no breaks

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>>77660118
>Western Europe is yankified, gaudy, tacky, and soulless because of capitalism
>Eastern Europe is grey, grim, impoverished, and soulless because of communism

what do we do

>>77660175
garda cars are shite desu
they literally buy any car then just spray it the police colours.
you see garda in fiat puntos and everything

>>77660204
stoners are degenerate cunts

>youre corps
the northern spelling

>>77660191
only a nonce would actually have this come to mind

>>77660210
radcen

>>77660210
radical centrism

>>77660210
>Western Europe is yankified, gaudy, tacky, and soulless because of capitalism
totally false

>>77660210
>guts becomes sad when you open the thumbnail.jpg

>>77660242
>>77660242
>>77660242

New

>>77660244

>>77660244

>>77660244

>>77660244

>>77660244

>>77660218
lol

what's a pair of giuseppe's or loubs gonna do when I'm squeezing and running man down

>>77659930
more grim shit like this pls

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fired an almond

>>77660256
>>77660249
Kindly neck yourselves.

>>77660216
Aye but the colours are better. Nothing looks more intimating than a landy though. Internally screech every time i see one of England's wee poofter police vans driving around here, only to be dwarfed by an absolute tank of a landy

going to paly skyrim