/brit/

fuck off

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anime

actual skinhead here ama

>>77657607
good post

n,n-dimethyltryptanime

>>77657575
you do realise that paki is referring to anybody with brown skin whether they are from india/middle east/bangladesh etc not just pakistan

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gf sent me this

>north starts at liverpool/sheffield

absolutely SHRIEKING at this

anything north of oxford is the north mate

>>77657630
yes but i am not that. i am just someone who read about it.

babestation

need a husband

Britain is 2nd world along the lines of Belarus and Thailand

Still poor population with an elevated level of crime
High level of criminality and unemployment among youth
Growing middle class
Population enjoys amenities such as gas heating and automobiles
Wages small in contrast to western Europe and America

dont like chris nolan. think he's a lazy director and even worse writer . all his films have been saved by sound design. mostly hans zimmer. reddit tier

is manchester northern or southern?

>>77657607
bad post

birmingham is in the midlands, which is neither north nor south. its the middle lands. i am surprised that this has to be argued, its called that on the map.

>>77657682
it might as well be svalbard

>>77657682
Manchester
shithole awful accents grim =North

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wish I had a robot body

>>77657676
so is yank land
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-developing-nation-regressing-economy-poverty-donald-trump-mit-economist-peter-temin-a7694726.html

>>77657676
only thanks to mass immigration masterminded by jews looking to destroy the country

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looks like the gf is enjoying herself <3

>>77657676
just geography

europe has a problem spreading resources out from the centre. the only place of ours that benefits is the south east because it's closer

>>77657652
anything north of portsmouth is the north you fucking 'sheed

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Cringe

>>77657715
why are anglos so selfish while so called yuro poors are community oriented?

>>77657676
fuck off yank

got love for everyone its no hate all love simple as

>>77657726
wrong
France has lots of nice cities and tows
Germanys capital is shit, other towns are far better
could go on

Thatchers fault she focused everything on London now everything else is a shit heap

unironically have diagnoses autism and am obsessed with british culture
i use a fake british accent i've been perfecting over the years in 95% of my interactions
it's honestly quite good

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>>77657745
state of leftists

feel really sad and alone

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check post above

>>77657685
i know shes not popular, but i love her all the same

just found the real thread ffs
>>77657754

do septics actually think they were oppressed in the colonies? is that what they teach their kids?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Riz2iJva1HQ

>>77657711
t. london pakistani

love our canals and rivers. rural britain is lovely especially in the sun

>>77657796
yes
t. lived in the US as a kid

>>77657772
france is central, you shitbag
germany's capital is eastern influenced by communism (never said there was only 1 factor)

don't ever try to contradict me again

manchester city centre is unironically better than central london

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gf sent me this

>>77657727
fuck off northern paki

anything north of gibraltar is the north

>>77657796
yes lol king george is portrayed as a tyrant

>>77657711

t. Mortimer, trust fund babby from the south east

>>77657846
hnng

more

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Bit hysterical about weapons aren't we
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYcpBt7-y8I

>>77657846
>she

having sex with the 2d waifu

>>77657819
Actually kill yourself never ever post again

Central London is one of the most beautiful urban areas on Earth

Manchester is fucking shitty Greggs and tescos and second rate Victorian buildings with shitty student accommodation, awful density and wide gaps

post once more I will fucking smash your head in

genuinely despise the lower classes

>>77657796
if we weren't oppressed why didn't we have any representation in congress

>>77657865
Bit defensive love

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bums

>>77657863
whats your secret

>>77657865
insecure much?

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MASK OFF

don't ever insult the northern powerhouse again or you'll be sorry

>Guernésiais has been influenced less by Standard French than Jèrriais, but conversely has been influenced to a greater extent by English. New words have been imported for modern phenomena "le bike", "le gas-cooker".
absolute state

put all provincials in a fucking blender

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This is honestly the worst thread on 4chin but i keep coming back

edinburgh new town is unironically shit for shops and stuff. (alright if it was just houses )

maintenance of a buzzcut is like shaving the head every week cant thats too much time wasted

>>77657889
girl at my work looks like her and she smiles at me whenever we make eye contact but she's probably just being nice bc i'm ugly as

previous thread was fantastic
this thread is fantastic

>>77657909
I have nothing else in my life

Business idea: cull city-folk

>>77657937
Nobody asked

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>>77657902
>le bike

London is very nice, it's the people that live there that are shit

When I close my eyes, I see the planets as pirouetting dancers in a cosmic ballet, choreographed by the forces of gravity

getting comfy on the couch with heating on, one of those 4 sleeve blankets, and shows on to get through the troubles x

running out of business ideas

love the west midlands 2bh.
everything round the wrekin from bridgnoth through the black country straight to the bull ring markets of birmingham then up to tamworth round the way to coventry and then leamington and warwick, detour down to stratford and then across to droitwich and kiddie.

wonderful region. fuck the south. fuck the north

>>77657953
if you hate yanks so much why do you keep posting this american actor?

>>77657937
just try mate you never know :)

bit sad how some people believe their failed 20th century ideology will be revived in the 21st century

>>77657956
when i close my eyes all i see are monsters

>>77657955
if by shit you mean irritating middle class normies then yes

>>77657956
would unironically watch this performance at the theatre

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Shes NEVER coming back

business idea: new business ideas

>>77657956
he tweeted this literally just now
the absolute cunt

>>77657969
mids = south

>>77657978
many such cases

>>77657881
could do with a bum gf/escort

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literally me

>>77657881
imagine the smells that emanate from those

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67 storey skyscraper approved in manny, in addition to the 64 storey already underway

>>77657983
the 'sheeds, the lefties and the toffs, yes

>>77657902
They're both dead languages. Literally 5-10 old people speak it

>>77658009
so you're an uggo with a head way too big for his body?

never met a 'toff'

why do you lads hate them

t. welshman

>>77658026
>>77657955

first intelligent Northern post I've read here in 30 years

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I don't even want to fuck, I just want to cuddle a thick girl butt while a monsoon rages outside my window

>>77658033
banter status: yank tier

>>77657996
unequivicoally false. the west midlands are bizarro north and bizarro south.

somewhere like the black country could easily be mistaken for northern. but as soon as you go to somewhere like warwick it beocmes southern again.

birmingham in particular is very mixed in this way. the middle class people for example speak like southerners.

>>77658019
ALLA DAT ALLA DAT

>>77657973
how in fuck's name do you know what my feelings about yanks might be? nutter

>>77658049
this was posted all the time in /brit/ 2 years ago
newcunt

>>77658009
A jock prick who cannot act to save his life?

>>77658046
why post a not thick girls then

>>77658049
yank banter is based

about to get on le bike to le tesco

want owt?

watching s club 7 and really like hannah

anything below teesside = southern

>>77658034
>uggo
he's a 10/10 you insecure spastic

>>77658041
come to London they are utter cunts
not even the elite, but starting with the upper middle class

Vile vile people. horrible scum
they get out of their Porsches and spit on you

>>77657948
grim

just eating cheese on toast rn x

>>77658046
had a thicc bum gf before.

its p good.

coke advert with gay lad is on e4 x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f10yTpZzuv4

67 mentioned

why english people think jock is an insult

>>77658067
>if it's old it gets a pass
nah still yank tier

>>77658084
le 'netto

hmmm should i watch 13 reasons why

yank banter is actually really good

>t. welshman

not fooling anyone henry

>>77658026
pity that's london's entire population

london staceys never really date jamals, not good for their status

however I've heard many a Stacey gush about how "mixed race boys are so pretty"

>>77657881

NEED the one on the left to sit on my face

>>77658097
does absolutely nothing to my willy

>>77657613
post ur head

need to leave at midday tomorrow, do i go to sleep now or stay up till i have no time left then shower and rush to get ready

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https://youtu.be/WFQK5eF_puo
>tfw this is a mirror of my relationship

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>>77658082
you're daft if you don't see those thighs as delicious, but as you wish

fuck sake left le gas-cooker on

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>>77658097
>10/10
But he's not Miroslav Cech so he's not

>>77658153
Women are unbelievably retarded

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>>77658164

>Tfw fat fetish
>tfw will soon have to face whether i want to die alone because of the shame of being with a fatty, becoming confident enough to shun social norm and settle down with a fatty or suppressing my urges in the hope that they soon fade and get a normal sized gf.

its a pickle lads

why do jocks think english people use 'jock' as an insult?

>>77658088
hannah was a babe desu

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would love to see the face of the spotty spastic calling this literal 10/10 jock god uggo

>Like contemplative religious traditions always vouch for celibacy for example, and although their arguments are coherent, I can't help but feel that they are rationalizations sprung from lack of pussy. I've never seen a monk, or religious figure, that was a 6'2 big-dicked turbo chad. These are also not the people turning towards these kinds of traditions.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clemens_August_Graf_von_Galen

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>>77658083

>>77658194
>tfw the only option is dieing alone because i can't get a fatty
zuz

>>77658089
realistically the cut off is sheffield

anything below is varying degrees of southern, or darker shades if you will

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>>77658191
fake news

>>77658194
Just get a normal size gf (she'll be overweight already) and like every other Anglo woman will balloon in her mid-late 20s

>>77658221
>10/10

erm no sweetie

>>77658221
>le classic dark bearded man
wow how impressive

always surprises me when I see middle class attractive people outside middle class towns/cities

really bizarre. why are you wasting your life among chavs and proles

I am often seen wearing a fedora

>tfw middle class toff in a working class northern body

>>77658221
I'd call him Angus McBagpipe

>>77657668
wanna take it off

tell you what lads foreigners have the country fucking ruined

>>77658258
tall dark and handsome xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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>24/7 Grime & UK Rap #LinkUpRadio

>>77658259
me

>>77658221
That's a nice coat. Where can I get one?

>>77658194
Something like 60% of women in the UK are overweight or obese so I don't see how there's much "shame" in it anymore. Anyways people will respect/trust you more for having any gf than being an incel who is usually presumed to be gay, pedophile or some other kind of deviant.

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>I am often seen wearing a fedora

>>77658194
it fucking sucks doesn't it. i've been trialling going out with them in public, no one has said anything. just cant bring myself to do the old family and friends meet. the only middle ground you can go for is getting a semi chubby gf with big tats and a big arse, but not like actually fat fat, you know? the search is hard though, they are actually high in demand, people dont realise

>>77657712
this lad cucks you so hard. not only does he fuck you up for life, he fucks your bird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFRugsw0HJE

CHOON

>>77658324
me as the creepy poster on the door

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hmmmm

>>77658089
paki, you're not even english let alone northern

>>77658334
Possibly the most virginal post I've read. Your family will just be happy that you brought *any* woman home you utter wastoid. Trust me that they're much more clear eyed and realistic about this stuff than you are.

fat women are fucking repulsive
how could you have a fetish for that

cheesy chips with the lads

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>>77658337
bit disappointed he doesn't fuck me too with his robot cock honestly

I can make an eggplant parm that will render chicken absolutely useless. True story.

>>77658334
ye my cousins fiancee is big and everyone in the family constantly talks shit about her behind her back for being fat.

Stay strong, la.

>>77658334
If you're upfront about the fact you're attracted to fatties, no one will care because you actually pulled a girl you're horny for. We're not fucking her m8 why would we care?

>>77656150

>>77658375
bizarre accusation

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>>77658345

>>77657644
Oh LEERRRDDD
Hah you doin??

>>77658399
entirely accurate though, tariq.

now fuck off back to lahore

>>77658413
nah you're just thick as sin pet

>>77658374
>UK is higher than Ireland despite both being fervently Christian for centuries
Ahh yes, the sheeds

fedora this

what's with all the Ted Heath/ Harold Wilson memes

why are teens LARPing in the 70s now

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>get turned on by the thought of a hard rod in me bum if you know what i mean
>constantly try poking my butt with toys
>never enjoy it, always a huge inconvenience messy etc
>can't stop myself from continuing to try
help

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>>77658379
How fat we talking here? Pic related is clearly overweight but certainly not repulsive.

>>77658413
a truly baffling post this

>>77658314
one of my friends has been with a really big fatty for a long time and even posts pictures of them together on (((social media)))

feel absolutely no envy towards him at all

>>77658432
>pet
do they say this in teeside? always thought it were a geordie/mackem exclusive term

>>77658432
>>77658413
howling and screeching

>>77658432
and you're as brown as shit.

gtfo of this country

>>77658449
this is near perfect woman

>>77658443
do you use a cheeky dildo or a prostate massager lad

can someone PLEASE bring back 'dora posting

>>77658449
shes not repulsive only when she has her arms raised up

feel like dropping some mandy, but only did it last week

>>77658480
some phallic shaped shampoo bottles lad, can't bring myself to look for a cheap dildo

Love the idea of tall women, think it's really sexy

Then i actually see tall women IRL and they're all gangly and weird looking. You just know they're shite in bed

>>77658449
nah shes just got a bit of weight to her
fat fetish people like obese women

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6pxgi9/mother_and_father/

fascinating hmm reddit is so Le equal rights that they'll hate Muslims for it

>>77658377
>>77658394
well i hate to shatter your theory but I have had attractive girlfriends in the past, lived with one for two years. i literally just prefer fatties but all my mates rip fatties all the time.
>>77658393
this. it does happen and it sucks because if someone talked shit about her in front of me i'd probably have to punch them in the face and that's more hassle than it's worth too.

love englishmen shouting paki at each other on 4chan at midnight on thursday

snorting it

>>77658524
had a tall girl shit the bed once

>>77658509
as long as you don't make it a habit

>>77658454
Normies don't "envy" a guy with a gf you melt, they simply trust him more. "If a girl wants to be with him and have sex with him on a regular basis," they reason, "how bad could he be?" It's terrible logic rooted in primitive instincts: men who mate are strong men, and people want to associate with strong men. Nobody wants to associate with the lone wolf.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLjydDG7wXA

>>77658377
settling for an ugly fatty is as bad as people thinking you are incel. you still weren't good enough to get some decent breeding stock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzmMSxKR5GY

was once at a bus and saw a literal 10/10 qt ginger at the bus stop
she acted weird though think she had autism

must be weird

havin some orange wedges :3

>>77658191
Is this the White Supremacist Rich Spence?

>>77658468
smoggies are geordie wannabes.

>>77658532
>i prefer fatties
Ok so get a fatty
>I'd have to punch them
Why? You know she's a fat fuck that's why you want her.

>>77658551
been there, done that. learned respect for the substance the hard way

will just wait it out, will be worth ti

A gram of Morrisons cold and flu tablets right down the gullet

what should i eat with steak?

>>77658516
no wonder
you have to buy something designed to give you pleasure mate

who up

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>Normies don't "envy" a guy with a gf you melt, they simply trust him more. "If a girl wants to be with him and have sex with him on a regular basis," they reason, "how bad could he be?" It's terrible logic rooted in primitive instincts: men who mate are strong men, and people want to associate with strong men. Nobody wants to associate with the lone wolf.

craiglist +
parents

>>77658532
>I have had attractive girlfriends in the past, lived with one for two years
Alright here's my serious advice
.
.
.
.
Jog on normie

>toys r us car park
farting & shitting violently

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᛫ ᛁᚠ ᛫ ᛃᚢ ᛫ ᚴᚫᚾᛏ ᛫ ᚱᛖᛞ ᛫ ᚫᛝᚸᛚᚩ ᛫ ᛋᚫᚴᛋᚣᚾ ᛫ ᚱᚢᚾᛋ ᛫ ᚪᚱ ᛫ ᛃᚢ ᛫ ᛁᚡᚣᚾ ᛫ ᚫᛝᚸᛚᚩ᛫?

>>77658596
Spuds

>>77658583
because someone openly saying something to demean your partner calls for an appropriate response

>>77658571
was it this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30T9jpXDqGw

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>>77658606

>>77658633
she's like a 4/10 mate

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need a job where i can shitpost on twitter all day

>>77658598
link that shit

>>77658627
>demean
But mate she is fat. You know she's fat that's the entire reason you persued her. If someone calling her fat offends you, it's because you also believe that being fat is a bad thing, so you agree with the person who's "talking shit"

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the pakis coming here was fate

jump out gang
alla dat

injecting it

>>77658552
>men who mate are strong men
what are you talking about you fucking caveman
I could accept that if it was the case bit the main thing that pisses me off about being a virgin is the fact i know complete fucking losers who have gfs

>>77658564
gutes lied

>>77658558
Totally utterly false. You still have a partner, a friend, somebody who has thoroughly vetted you and still trusts you in the most intimate way possible. The incel could be hiding all kinds of dark secrets.

You people don't understand how much suspicion incels are viewed with. They are literally second-class (at best) citizens in modern society.

>>77658676
skengs in the foor door truck

>>77658552
Trust in what sense? Sounds ridiculous

Has anyone here ever put their willy in their own butt before?

snorting it

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licking & parachuting

>>77658681
Then clearly you're more of a loser, no?

What's your favourite quote /brit/? Warning: I WILL hatpost your quotes

>>77658676
SIXTY
GANG GANG

free my guy reekz

>>77658713
DUDE LET ME TELL REDDIT ABOUT THIS LOL

>>77658671
ah yes the krautboo /pol/ view of history

can we have arguments about Britain again, those are amusing

>>77658558
>caring about what people think
this will only bring mischief

>>77658681
>But my mom says I'm the handsomest guy in school

smoking it

what does it mean if a girl tells me she's "totally just vibing rn"

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*walks at you*

>>77658718
in that respect i am. I never claimed otherwise

>>77657961
>getting comfy on the couch with heating on
it's stilll fucking July mate

>>77658681
And yet you're a bigger loser than them

>>77658713
You're going to be chasing invisible frogs like I was that one time if you're not careful.

>tfw no good hentai of your waifu
feels fucking bad

>>77658721
"between my woman and my country, i could not bear to choose
but now the dawn is breaking, and tis both that I shall lose"

Nothing smart-arsed or condescending, just makes me feel, simple as

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lol this herodotus fella wasn't the brightest was he

what a shite drawing of a world map aha the idiot

>>77658758
whos ur waifu

>>77658743
means she's a nigger

>no 67 on the 'seek
fuming

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we

>>77658760
Not bad

>>77658663
i don't know your butthole dimensions
just look up aneros

although i guess i should say that it sometimes takes a bit of practicing before you're able to get a good feeling
if you want more direct stimulation buy a dildo
i don't know how big the bottle you're used to using is so just go off of that. most people start off using 5 or 6 inches

remember when ratm was christmas number one haha

>>77658694
This sounds like your own reddit-inspired opinion. Being in public with an ulgy fatty is embarrassing, being an incel in public isn't because nobody knows you're an incel unless you tell them

>>77658750
just for a bit, gets really cold downstairs

>>77658786
you sure? found lets lurk on the 'seek back when it was released

>>77658777
who pooed on the map lol

>>77658666
because it is the same as laughing at anyone or ridiculing anyone for anything. the subject matter is irrelevant. they are obviously making an attempt to ridicule your partner. what if it was your mum, and you have a fat mum. out shopping with your mum and some cunt says haha look at that fat cow! you're going to say, haha yeah my mum is pretty fat, huh?

spacker

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Daily reminder that Cara sucked Will Smith's son's cock

>>77658685
theyre all masterpieces
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHxqnRg29PY

>>77658777
>all of Africa is Libya

Moammar would ve very vroud

Would love to be one of these movie critic wankers who just writes [movie title?] More like [clever play on movie title]. Wonder how to become that.

They're like "67 ain't on shit"
I'm like "yeah yeah I hear all of dat"
Till I pull up With SJ
And he hop out the Volvo and let that shit crash

>>77658713
on your own? madman

>>77658829
just searched the same thing again and it popped up

>>77658815
pretty sure you can always tell if someones an autist just by looking at them not sure about the fat bitch meme I'd fuck a tubby cunt but imagine being seen with one

>>77658841
thought he chopped it off

>>77658841
those legs are shopped right?

>Cucksford Jewnivershitty

>>77658841
Cara is such a kurt cobaine look alike man thing with no hips, huge pig nostrils and generally a non feminine gross looking thing

dunkirk more like dumkrap

>>77658883
gay

>>77658745
See what I mean? She's looks weird as fuck. Not feminine at all
>>77658815
Ye but on the other hand. Having a gf and having regular intimacy gives you a confidence boost that radiates into the rest of your life. I'd say fuck it mate, let him do what makes him happy, he's not hurting anybody

>>77658858
not all at once llf
need a scale for the 4-aco-dmt first of all

Big fan of the space station voices in 67s tunes

just adds up to make for a more premium song

>>77658852
this is just my goto joke format for everything

>>77658713
what contraption do you use to transfer the dmt to your lungs

>>77658869
Impossible to tell how many sexual partners a person has had just by looking at them, but it's obvious you've got a gross fat gf if you're walking around in public holding hands with a gross fat girl

>>77658881
>cuck
>Jew

>>77658852
think of one now

>>77658912
think that's the track producer's trademark

adam and steve not adam and eve

>>77658833
No because I'm not a fucking chav with a fat mum. If my mum was fat I'd ridicule her myself until she wasn't. Besides that's illogical. I didn't choose my mum, and i certainly didn't choose her BECAUSE she was fat

>>77658915
4-aco-dmt is NOT dmt
you can eat it or snort it or inject it

>>77658893
you like your women to be like men, might as well make the full switch

>>77658881
t. Oxford reject

*vapes my own piss*

old

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>>77658940
good post

NEW

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>>77658912
thats a skit used by the producer to "sign" his production
yanks do that a lot

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>>77658965
fuck off early cunts

Been smoking a pack a day for about 2 weeks now and I feel like shit

>>77658960
>a few (implying more than one) thousand years ago
>islam existing
Yeah, that sounds about right.

>>77658946
>If my mum was fat I'd ridicule her myself until she wasn't
haha what a cunt. you're why people can't have fat gfs lol

>>77658895
wouldn't any confidence boost you get from her be negated by the humiliation of being seen by your m8s in public with her and them taking the piss about it?

>>77659043
Not if you're upfront about the fat that her being fat turns you on

>>77657561
Horsham District represent lads