Came here on vacation want kill myself >raining all the time

>>77655205
just curious
what did you expect instead?

>>77655205
>cant find a McDonald
Swing but a miss

>>77655205
FOY

>>77655564
this

Do mind the door on your way out

>raining all the time even in Summer
It's comfy you pleb
>Indians everywhere
T. 52%
>no smiling wagecuck
Sorry not everyone has a fake smile , you plastic yank
>everyone is rude
To yanks
>cartoonish annoying accents
Coming from the yank
>crowded
Probably because your fat arse is taking up all the space
>everything is small and dense
More like you're fat and dense
>cant find a McDonald
Good
>everyone is triggered when you complain about England
You're getting triggered confused with banter
>no vitamin D
Take a supplement. No, extra sides isn't a supplement
>everyone looks like a inbred stereotype
Comimg from the blob
>everything is expensive
Foy
>dollar is worth less for no reason
Foy

>>77655564
>>77655817
Foy?

>>77655817
wow op really btfo, how will he ever recover ???

>>77655907
fuck off, yank

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This place is honestly just like San Francisco

>>77656025
Do you want me to take you to some nice places? We could play pool?

>>77655205
It didnt rain here today.

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cont
>streets are dirty and never been paved
>can't pennyboard on shirty streets
>bikers trying to run you over
>WE WUZ EMPIRE EVERY 5 SECONDS
>every house looks the same
>nobody playing any other sport but soccer
>tour guides won't leave you alone
>English tea taste just like American tea
>life for the average Brit just revolves around getting drunk
>nobody is out past 10pm
>no cute girls

>>77656083
Yes it did
T.london

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>>77656292
>life for the average Brit just revolves around getting drunk
>nobody is out past 10pm

>>77655817
lel

>>77656292
>life for the average Brit just revolves around getting drunk
This is the worst thing about this country to me.
I'm straight edge, how am I supposed to blend into this country when I can't even get blitzed with the lads.
I find it strange that people actually take personal offence to it, somehow me not drinking causes them to respect me less.
The easy solution would be to just drink, but I genuinely don't enjoy it. Not the taste, not the experience, nothing. I feel like I'm a disgrace to my nationality, not drinking is somehow a betrayal of my culture.

Am I the only straight edge brit in existence?

>>77655205
Where did you go? Spoiler: rural areas are better.