the jewish wife edition
Wish I had a british or aussie bf to be 2bh lads
best of luck to everybody in this thread
anime
liam the 30 years old neet
aussie thicc boys
Really enjoy spending time on /brit/ desu.
gonna blow me load *cums*
>I like America bye
>>77654654
do you like me
got a boner
>read Marcus Aurelius kiddo
>>77654558
christ almighty the utter state of mister moosey, tim's worn him down to his fluff
>>77654676
ello ello
>>77654637
nigger
>>77654676
O_O
>>77654618
YANK
............
Hahahahha
...........................
Fucking YANK
Look at the...
......
YANK
Stupido sharto in the marto YANK hahahah
All my problems would be solved if I had money
>>77654687
w-what's tim doing to him?
>>77654702
30
years
old
neet haha
who here /hasnttalkedtoanyonein8years/?
>>77654725
h-hey
>>77654710
HAHAHAHA yanks are FAT and SILLY plus they SMELL ahahahahahaahhalakslkjsk
*thinks*
>>77654722
would rather be that than a nigger
going to play the new overwatch hero and not enjoy it
>>77654676
pics PLEASE x
is life a property of the natural universe
or is it just some freak accident
>>77654725
literally?
>>77654755
im not black though
but one's thing sure and verified is that you're a 30 years old neet
>>77654760
my willy is ugly :(
>>77654756
The bollocks
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1501056433502.webm
>>77654794
im not a 30 year old neet
but one's thing sure and verified is that you're black
>30 year old NEET whose only source of income is Craigslist
>>77654676
would like a peep at the outline
liam saying hello nigger will always be funny to me
reckon i've got the most fucked up life on /brit/
>>77654618
h-hi I'll be your brit bf
the 30 years old neet is really getting riled up haha
>>77654815
AHHGHHH
>>77654841
try
babestation
>>77654831
I rate his gimmick aswell ngl
recently become addicted to nachos lads
buying the absolute bargain supermarket plain tortilla chips, then piling on some spicy salsa, pickled jalapenos and top quality grated cheddar on top in multiple layers, microwaving for about a minute and a half
absolutely amazing snack
>is life a property of the natural universe
>or is it just some freak accident
Very comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEmh7edAbxk
darts lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1oyVvp-Tf8
>>77654803
I bet it isn't. Show it to me x
>>77654876
cannot imagine the state of your shits
>>77654676
>boner
fuck off yank
>>77654898
n-no >_>
Someone post some silly yanks.
Coffee makes me sleepy.
beans
>>77654921
go on! post it in a link if you're shy
>>77654895
is that rick harrison
>>77654881
thir-fucking-teen
>>77654714
fuck me he's gone nuts
hausens gone too far this time
what's his endgame?
>>77654908
mate i've been eating super spicy food for years and years now, my stomach is titanium. jalapeno tier spice doesn't affect my insides even a little bit
>>77654921
I agree with you're fellow brit
post imgur link
>>77653634
>visit 2 cities in america
>yep, time to mark off millions of square miles as 'visited'
No better feeling than clicking with a girl who equally likes you back.
No worse feeling that when a girl you like and who used to like you starts going off you.
Not sure if the first is worth the second.
palying skyrim
still fuming after I got stitched-up today
really love my cat
sometimes i get too emotional when im hungover
love when i sit on the floor and he always comes to sit by my back
>>77654952
>>77654983
It's a non white dick tho :/
>>77655003
boring fucking pleb runt
>Please list the course modules undertaken during your degree course and any other information you feel relevant
do they want ALL of them?
>>77654755
you are going to die and most likely never reproduce lmao
>A girl of 15 was raped at a train station in Birmingham before being sexually assaulted by the driver of a car she flagged down to help her.
You arrive in the Northern Umrah
>>77654876
I do the same but make the salsa from scratch with tinned chopped tomatoes, chopped chilli peppers, chopped corriander, chopped onion, bit of salt and pepper, squeeze of lime. heat that up on the hob, pour cheese on, bang under the grill for 2 mins, done. bit more to it but mine are nicer than yours m8. also sour cream or creme friece and/or home made guac
>>77654813
tracer is very sexey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0G8znfy_hs
>>77655026
it did bring all the lads together though
>>77655039
what kind of non-white anon...
>>77655054
All Villalad
77655039
brownskins OUT
wonder if federer is any good at table tennis
>>77655039
dont do it
>>77655054
Birmingham isn't in the north you idiot
YAAAAAS QUEEN!!!
>>77655039
should have mentioned that at the very beginning lad
>>77655071
i was thinking of this exact sfm when you said that kek
>>77655077
b-brown...
>>77655091
did drake and josh air in the UK
roger fedora
>>77655056
what a fucking bender putting this much effort into what should be an instant snack
>>77654996
I've been to 31 states and I'm going to another 8 in August
your move
>>77655109
yeah it was boss
>>77655109
>"But our brethren, the Dwemer, scorned the Daedra, and mocked our foolish rituals, and preferred instead their gods of Reason and Logic."
>>77654996
but your country has no culture or history
no point visiting 99.999% of the USA
my back garden has seen more historical events than the whole USA
>>77655108
fuck off shitskin
>>77655108
pakistani brown?
>>77655133
FOB
>your move
I exclusively live on stolen native land
rasheeds can be cute too
>Birmingham isn't in the North
imagine the dribbling virgin that made this post
>>77655153
mhhmm
>>77655099
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEN SLAYYYYYYYYYY YAAAAS GURLLLLLLL
>>77655165
>>77655054
>birmingham
>northern
retarded london 'sheed
>>77655145
heemed this fat runt in one swing of my sixth house bell hammer
Love being lean
Used to be fat
willy's pink
>>77655214
pics
>>77655179
wrong
>>77655187
imagine being such a thick paki that you think it is
>>77655187
its in the midlands, not north nor south
yuzu
u
z
u
>>77655207
>gained back all 20kg i lost
>start fasting for days out of despair every few months
>>77655099
white foolishness = not robbing the corner shop when the shopkeeper turns his back for a second?
>>77655124
well the thing is mate once you've made the salsa, you can store it, then do it in the future just as quick as you. microwave is pointless and ruins each individual ingredient
>>77655214
pic
i
c
>parents + craigslist + work 1 day/week
straight on straight gay action
the midlands do not exist you stupid virgins
>>77655197
PRAISE KEK
>>77655179
bruh he's hispanic
rate
>>77655207
>his local maccies doesn't sell the Signature Collection
>>77655268
t. fannyblasted southerner
>>77655151
The national parks are amazing
Hiking Angels Landing in Zion was IMMENSE
PHWOAR willy's doing somersaults
http://darknipplefetish.tumblr.com/archive
>palying skyrim
>>77655165
You mean the United States?
Just joking, good lad.
tfw stinky brown dick
>>77655279
been debating whether to get a cheeky late night mcdonalds for the last 2 hours
>>77655165
Give my people back their land
RRrreeeeeeeeeeeEE
i has le mentul prublum
>>77655165
Stayed on a Navajo reservation in Arizona, great lads the natives.
went to a large town that didn't have a mcdonalds,kfc or burger king
sad state of affairs
>>77655268
i thought they were just a story to scare children
astonishing that americans feel themselves the """natives""" to their stolen country
>>77655273
exactly how many packs of butter did you even use
>>77655353
>great lads the natives
this is how I know you're lying
gooch was itchy
>>77655268
t. londoner recently arrived from pakistan
poor jerry ;_;
smoking a bong lads
>>77655373
nothing gets past you does it champ
the practice gf wants me to marry her
Quality video and song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26K6HU6Cz_E
>>77655362
when you're a vassal state of israel, you start to think the same way as your masters
>>77655360
hate that harry bitch
It's demoralising going outside and seeing Chads and Staceys. All girls have hundreds of Chad matches on Tinder and see me as a disgusting non Chad.
I'm 26 and have never had attention from women ever. I haven't had a social life since I was at school, despite going to university and having a full time job. In my current job I became the ugly beta loser loner nobody talks to within a few days.
It's really unbelievable to think that I could ever get a gf or sex with anyone other than escorts. It's demoralising seeing women with their bfs because I missed out on all of that back in university and school and my early 20s, which means any future example of it, as unlikely as it would be, would be based on the woman trying to get beta bucks. It has already been confirmed that I am an ugly reject of society. Imagining myself with a girl at my side that isn't constantly judging me as a beta loser, desperate to walk away, makes me see it as unbelievable.
All advice is useless and designed to convince the giver that all of their successes were down to hard work. "Lift weights and everything in life magically turns out good." I lift weights and that's nonsense.
"Be social. Go to dance clubs / hobby clubs an hit on women." But that would be utterly transparent of me and would make me look desperate. This isn't 1950, nobody does this stuff.
"Go to clubs or pubs alone / ask out random women." Nobody does that. That's socially unacceptable stuff that nobody does.
The real way is that people are normies and instantly feel connections with other normies. At the start of all new jobs / universities, there is a small period where normie social circles connect to each other. People meet each other through social circles at parties / pubs / clubs which are somehow pleasurable when you are a normie who knows they will never be laughed at by other normies. And women also skim Chads from Tinder. That's all. Non-normies need not apply.
I am disposable and on the social scrapheap.
>>77655357
>communist """art"""
>>77655372
none but i didn't have nearly enough flour so i used cornmeal, which is why it's so dense
Why did all Pakistanis decide to settle in the North?
something to do with industry?
>>77655414
how old are you
>>77655373
Literally slept in a hogan, fuck off you fat cunt, probably never even left Kentucky
>>77655151
Everything has a history, lad
There were native Americans all over our continent before we came.
We've got species of animal nowhere else found in the world, ancient sleeping volcanos, beautiful vistas, grand canyons.
We've. Got. It. ALL!™
>>77655362
>>77655374
tu dois partir
grenouille sale
putain
>>77655362
even in the 19th century this was the case. they hated irish immigrants and catholics and considered themselves natives of the 13 colonies
even benjamin franklin hated germans in 18th century pennsylvania kek
tweaking tomorrow
>>77655466
It's cheap
>>77655428
Convinced """incels""" are just deluded rapjeets
reports of an explosion in my arsehole
>mumble when I speak
>whenever I speak to my dad he goes"WHAT" and gets angry
I'm in love with two cute boys
scaramucci is a joke
>>77655357
nice
the ussr did not create good art otherwise
the cinema and literature is nice though
>>77655510
speak up runt
>>77655514
is one of them tom holland
because if not then you have utterly shit taste lad
going uni and convinced I'm going to be a lonely mong
>>77655463
oh right thats why its yellow
looks good then
>>77655414
FONT
>>77655279
it's not as good as the big tasty tbqh
>>77655511
how old are you, lad?
aol was 30 years ago
don't mind me
just getting 55555
>>77655279
had the spicy one the other night, was surprisingly deece
>>77655331
do it you smelly paki there's nothing to debate
Tfw I've been to significantly more US states than any of the yank fuckwits ITT
>>77655492
what all does tweaking entail m8
>>77655514
slut
>>77655468
>t-trust me dude, I had an authentic native experience at a tourist trap in arizona
ah yes, mong.
>>77655531
I don't even talk quietly I just have a REALLY deep voice and my words merge into each other
>>77655555
the madman actually did it
>it's gay role play hours
Just as fun a politico hours
>>77655544
i was convinced of this then it happened
>>77655421
better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_BycvPzC3Q
The anti-depressants aren't working as well.
I have no job, live with my Dad and pay him whatever I get from disability allowance.
I can't gather the energy to talk with my gf who lives in Russia.
I can't eat the stress because I want to lose fat.
4chan is boring this week.
>>77655555
>>77655555
YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS
HELOOOOOO REDDIT!
no pakis here
>>77655576
>I just have a REALLY deep voice
vocaroo
>>77655457
it's good
>>77655561
FOB
>>77655581
t. normie
>>77655576
inhale helium
>>77655540
>tom holland is attractive
>>77655540
oh shit how did you know?
>>77655555
include me in the screencap xxx
>>77655586
think you need some stims
>>77655586
did you ever see you gf in real life?
internet relationships must be awkward no?
>>77655408
so you put the weed leaves in the water then boil it?
>>77655602
not a normie desu
>>77655560
>giving yanks money
>>77655555
VERY nice
wasted this entire week
>>77655607
kys lad
>>77655609
lol, you're older than my father
doopin' mental to think grandpeps are about
>>77655572
I've driven 12,000 miles around the US and you've never left KY
Let that sink in
saw a falcon today, or a hawk, don't know exactly, but it was just hovering pretty close to me
What shows on Netflix are worth watching?
>>77655555
based soviet art
>>77655555
congrats
>>77655628
delusion
>>77655638
wasted this entire summer haha
>>77655615
I had some coffee this morning.
>>77655620
We cam call.
I'm visiting her in St. Petersburg next month.
>>77655555
>>77655630
each mcdonalds restaurant is a franchise owned most likely by a brit, actually
>>77655638
if you wasted this entire week then you wasted this entire life because everything that matters in this lifetime occurred within the last 7 days
London is nice but the outer bits are grim
some outer bits are nice though like the Jewish ends
every western nation will face the same fate as the land of afghanistan
>>77655671
you just know
just photoshopped everyone out of a picture of a girl i know so i can wank to it
this is my lowest point
>>77655653
liar
African Americans have the only relevant american culture
>>77655607
you're a disaster of a human being lad
I'm being kind by even considering you human
>>77655712
the reddit statement
anyone here ever shagged an actual proper Stacey?
I don't just mean a normie girl, that's easy. I'm talking Staceys, the real Queen Bees, the most popular girl in school, the girl who only ever has Chad bfs.
or if not Stacey herself, one of her best friends or someone in her inner popular girl circle?
how was she in bed?
>>77655696
I just hope America gets it first.
>>77655680
have fun mate
ive seen a french documentary where a girl from ukraine who met a french lad goes to france to meet him. sadly the documentary didnt end well but hope it ends well for you
>>77655696
every rorke nation maybe
>>77655595
then labour came along
>>77655555
so so SO proud of you sweaty xxx
>>77655650
yeah what you made up is fact now huh? love how you have to distract from the actual conversation that you've never interacted with genuine native americans
>>77655725
sort of, my sister's best friend was one of thos queen bitches in their year group, she had sex with me because I bought them vodka
>>77655705
not lying at all
>>77655730
Thanks frogdude.
>>77655725
She was like a dead fish, when she woke up I told her to get out.
>>77655555
screenshot me daddy
>>77655689
majority of the money still goes back to mcdonalds themselves
>>77655757
piss off
>>77655759
Your lies make me weep
>>77655757
>because I bought them vodka
wtf how do I achieve this
Minecraft? Nah, I don't see the appeal.
>>77655712
Hard to believe most modern British music exists because of a bunch of poor African-American blues singers and BB King
The Beatles built their act on early rock 'n' roll like Chuck Berry and Elvis
jk tom holland seems cute but way too young for me
>>77655781
not fucking lying I saw a fucking hawk
>>77655696
Reminder that this happened because the CIA went full Rorke
>>77655741
I have interacted with genuine navajo. one even sang me happy birthday in their language.
>>77655595
better times
>>77655784
odd that you bring it up then
>>77655798
amazing post, dmitry
>>77655721
he's literally perfect
i'm not even using literally as an intensifier lad, he is actually perfect
>>77655723
t. rich white kid who speaks in ebonics
>>77655671
looks VERY Churchillian here
and Churchill let the Coventry folk get bombed, sold his people out to the Rothschilds, and basically is the main reason that Great Britain is in the absolute state it's in today
Never seen a poor person out for a run
Never seen a rich person lifting weights
watch me glow watch me glimmer
watch me shine watch me shimmer
>>77655791
the virgin analysis
Yanks? Nah, I don't see the appeal.
>>77655696
destroyed by CIA funded jihadis to stop communism spreading?
>>77655830
t. poor spic drug addict
>>77655803
yeah I'm sure you had fun interacting with the injuns working at a tourist destination
>>77655796
i don't know why you feel the need to bullshit on here
>>77655794
he's 21
what is old enough for you mate
>>77655838
look in the mirror seen a killer,,
>>77655824
he makes me want to kill myself he's so perfect
yellowstein has achieved his primary aims in America
now he must wait 20 years and watch it collapse completely
>>77655853
why do rasheeds keep making this mistake?
the CIA didn't fund the taliban
taliban were a group of arrogant student who emerged in the 1990s
the CIA funded a bunch of rebels in the 1980s
>>77655835
poorer people generally work more arduous jobs and are tired after finishing
rich people can just get fat and do whatever and still rake in money
REMINDER
just ate 2 dutch waffles and want to puke it all up, feel as if i give into these urges to puke up this junk food i'll become bulimic
>>77655854
amazing post
>>77655869
i'm 27
he looks about 18 though
>>77655659
77655791
77655831
typical retarded yank posts
>>77655867
I will fucking drag you to where I saw that hawk and have it dive bomb right into your jugular
>>77655897
NEVER FORGET
Might become the leader of the identitarian movement in the UK, become a notorious figure in the media for my hardline anti-immigration views, and then do a complete u-turn and give an interview to BBC in which I tearfully recount how I was gradually recognised by years of logging onto far-right websites such as """4chan""", where hardened neo-nazis deliberately target disaffected lonely young men like me with propaganda.
I don't see the appeal. Simple as.
>>77655897
Whoah it's almost like geopolitical circumstances change over time.
>>77655892
Who said anything about the Taliban?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Cyclone
>>77655776
>majority
umm no otherwise a franchise wouldn't be a worthwhile venture for the franchisee mate. obviously they pay a franchise fee but it's far from a majority
>>77655920
you won't though, will you
>>77655911
Won't happen seeing as you're making it up
Still haven't been on the new Crossrail trains
>>77655947
the taliban were the mandem that implemented turbo-islamism in afghanistan
>>77655854
so?
>>77655897
imagine being such an Adam Curtis that you don't know the difference between mujahedin and taliban
probably a shia innit
>>77655903
I don't think you'd be entering questionable moral grounds if you fucked his arsehole
>Still haven't been on the new Crossrail trains
>>77655920
doesn't sound like it would help the anti-immigration cause, you probably shouldn't do that
wish I had a couple of diazepams to just fucking knock myself out
>>77655897
the wonder woman sequel has her fighting the soviets in afghanistan
good reminder that capeshit is fascist
>>77655994
alright he's pretty adorable
>>77655966
yeah we'll see when that hawk is feasting on your throat
>>77655999
Crossrail is not in northern England so I dont know why you are posting a Pakistani man
>>77655983
why do you bother posting
shia
all kuffar
*waves hand*
>>77655983
spic
>>77655949
mcdonalds aren't going to let just anyone use their trademark, bet they make at least 51% of the profits
taliban did nothing wrong 2bh
apart from blowing up those buddhas which was a bit fucked, but i understand the sentiment. people wanted to repair them rather than give aid to the people of the country
they didnt really get a fair shake over bin laden
>>77655874
>>77655994
lad, i'd want him to fuck me 2bh
>>77656051
Don't think you understand what a franchise is mate
>>77655975
and they never would've come to power had the secular socialist state not been toppled thanks to american meddling
>>77656032
Because London is 90% Pakistani men, obviously
>>77655953
No, simply don't have the motivation. Shall probably just stay in and masturbate instead
>>77656005
Ok
>>77656069
>taliban did nothing wrong 2bh
edgy
>>77656082
I don't think I've ever seen a Pakistani here
>>77655975
only officially during the islamic emirate years
the rebels in the 80s were hardline as fuck
at the time abdullah azzam was constantly giving lectures in peshawar to the muhajir recruits who had come from everywhere in the arab world to do jihad in afghanistan
pointless trying to pretend that the rebels were simply anti-communists or something
most of them were extremists
only moderate ones were massoud's lot and the guys in herat AKA ethnic tajik minorities and not the pashtuns
>>77655357
Is it true that 1920's Russian art is now popular in the UK?
love when danelad does his little dance and goes full neocon
>>77656080
yeah I do thx m8
>>77656086
good lad
>>77656081
the communist occupation government would have collapsed with or without american support
>>77656101
end of the day you cant force freedom and democracy on people. these people needed subjugation
afghanistan is more fucked than it ever was
>>77656077
I'm sure he'd have no problem dominating you
>>77656105
>I don't think I've ever seen a Pakistani here
>here
>>77656081
ah yes, Soviet Union collapsing wouldn't power vacuumed the shit out of them
>>77656051
>Most Owner/Operators enter the System by purchasing an existing restaurant, either from McDonald’s or from a McDonald's Owner/Operator. A small number of new operators enter the System by purchasing a new restaurant.
>The financial requirements vary depending on the method of acquisition.
>An initial down payment is required when you purchase a new restaurant (40% of the total cost) or an existing restaurant (25% of the total cost). The down payment must come from non-borrowed personal resources, which include cash on hand; securities, bonds, and debentures; vested profit sharing (net of taxes); and business or real estate equity, exclusive of your personal residence.
>Since the total cost varies from restaurant to restaurant, the minimum amount for a down payment will vary. Generally, we require a minimum of $500,000 of non-borrowed personal resources to consider you for a franchise. There are limited opportunities to enter the program with less cash available (primarily in rural or urban areas), and, in some situations, the financial requirements may be substantially higher depending on the specifics of the transaction. Individuals with additional funds may be better prepared for additional or multi-restaurant opportunities.
>We require that the buyer pay a minimum of 25% cash as a down payment toward the purchase of a restaurant. The remaining balance of the purchase price may be financed for a period of no more than seven years. While McDonald’s does not offer financing, McDonald’s Owner/Operators enjoy the benefits of our established relationships with many national lending institutions. We believe our Owner/Operators enjoy the lowest lending rates in the industry.
>You pay McDonald’s the following fees:
>Service fee: a monthly fee based upon the restaurant’s sales performance (currently a service fee of 4.0% of monthly sales).
>Rent: a monthly base rent or percentage rent that is a percentage of monthly sales.
>>77656120
Monthly fees
Monthly rent on the premises based on sales and profitability (usually between 10% and 18%).
Service fees for the use of the McDonald's system – currently 5% of sales.
Contribution to the national marketing spend – currently 4.5%.
there you go mate, 19.5% - 27.5%
not a majority
>>77656129
yes, let's ignore the fact they were harbouring and protecting known terror organisations including engaging in terrorist activities themselves, known to commit massacres of its own people, etc.