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a little less conversation a little more action please edition
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caralad
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anime
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just been diagnosed with gay
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>>77652883
may he and his tiny little willy rest in peace
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>>77652875
ah yes, the runt pen
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>>77652598
>yeah but like all other latino women once she hits 30 it all goes downhill rather dramatically

You mean all women
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Haven't taken a shower in a week
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after a few minor setbacks the bread is in the oven
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r8 my 'sos order
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>>77652820
i was making a joke in reference to japan's notoriously low fertility and high celibacy, sorry for the misunderstanding
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Listening to the Joe rogan Dorian Yates podcast

REALLY gone off the deep end about 2 hours in. Dorian is out Joe roganing Joe rogan
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gf got some new undies

http://i.4cdn.org/s/1500800829655.jpg
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hey hey
ho ho
white supermacys got to go
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>>77652913
the mind of a yank is fucking baffling
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>>77652908
fuck off his willy was on point
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yuzu
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*inhales*

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS QUEEN
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Do you measure your nob from the base next to your balls or from the bit above it?
Asking for a friend
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>>77652913
youre a cool man but your engagement for this mgtow shit is a bit weird
i think all your worries about looks and all is really in your head
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Asos is Deano-tier

Enough already
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>>77652906
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>>77652986
from the bumhole
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19yo at work looked so cute today, absolutely sickening that i'll never experience her little cunny
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Oh.
I found it too unfunny to be a joke.
Revise your comedic repertoire.
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Recommend me a genre of porn to wank off to lads.

Usually do British MILF/mature or amateur underwear stuffing (ideally in arse but I settle for fanny). Something along those lines please.
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what does the algerian do for a living?
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>>77652944
shite

lacoste trainers?
lyle and scott?
ASOS in the first place?
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who RAW here
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>>77653024
how often do you wank to japanese porn
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good comment
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sorry is all that I can say
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>>77652936
>>77652983
good posts
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>>77653042
police consultant (nonce behavioral expert)
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>>77652981
pics
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>>77653038
what the fuck is this
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>>77652952

roids cause brain damage
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>>77652990
how is raising children "utter shite", nigger?

>>77652445
>>77652496
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>>77653084
wew, was literally just watching that vid
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NEED a Nigerian gf desu lads
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need a bf
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>>77653070
about 50% of the time, used to be more when javsex actually had working videos
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>>77653067
oi watch it
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>>77653128
I claim the Somali
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>>77653117
lol leave me alone you imbecile
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>>77652913
fucking state of you
i want to like you and then you remind us you're a yank and post mongy shit like this

truly horrendous image
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babestation
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>>77653094
must EVERY opportunity to answer a question be for making a joke out of petophiles?
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Love tits and milfs
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>>77653129
what do you think norfolk is doing rn?
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hmm
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>>77653113
It was fucking bizarre

Dorian doesn't take steroids anymore and he was going on about loving yoga, smoking dmt all the time, taking acid and then some long rant about reality not being real and Jesus walking on water because he understood the computer code that writes the universe

REALLY made me do a big think
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>>77653128
for me it's togo
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>>77653167
how is raising children "utter shite", nigger?
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>>77653147
bit deano innit
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>>77653197
>girls without makeup on the left
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9meZ30EpXXY
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>>77653127
>>77653084
which video is this, I'd like to like and subscribe and thumbs up in the comment section
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>>77653205
have some kids and shut up you angry sadcase
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"xx was a mistake" memes are always funny
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how different do you think things would be if germany won ww2?
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>>77653241
how is raising children "utter shite", nigger?
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want to go here
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>>77653191
don't know but genuinely often wonder
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>>77653198
psychedelics, man.

no one comes out the other side the same person
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>>77653206
nah lad you're just imagining things

*pops on match of the day and cracks open a kopparberg after a long day at the call center*
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>>77653128
madagascar for me
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>>77653197
all part of their plan to slowly join the united kingdom
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the other french poster is throwing an autistic fit
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>>77653084
>>77653127
unironically me
don't tell the yank
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>>77653182
studio 66
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we need to find a solution to the paki problem
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>>77653251
would have been better
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>>77653285
hes right
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If I wanted to visit the United kingdom, what would be the best place to visit?
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>>77653312
nigger
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do you lads reckon clarke kent lost his 'ginity to his 'mum' seen as they're not actually related at all and she's usually portrayed as a top tier milf when he's a teen
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>>77653277
I hope he's ok and enjoying himself
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>>77653251
Immediate outcome would have been different. But over time things would have died down and returned to normal just like facism died out in other countries
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feel like playing Fallout 4, but i know it's shit
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>>77653128
give gabon gf
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>>77653324
why would you even care
mong
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>>77653176
The image was created by a Costa Rican
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>>77653226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4Ms8niODm4
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>>77653325
he typed it wrong then deleted the post because he was embarrassed but i saved it and posted it to make him more embarrassed
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>>77653332
wonder what your dead father thinks about all those slurs you type on your little keyboard
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>>77653285
Remember this well
Pretty sure he deleted it lol
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>>77653330
aieeeeeee give rachel gf
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>>77653285
lol'd irl
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>>77653357
i honestly fucking love her
she's so eloquent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRx50n_JYj8
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>>77653329
Sunderland
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>>77653251
better
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>>77653396
he did
it was good to make him uncomfortable and embarrassed by saving the post for future reference and humiliation
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need my willy inside girl

RIGHT NOW
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>>77653285
but who was phone?
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Ozrak on Netflix is really good.
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>>77653329
Dudley
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>>77653329
sparkhill https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR4fQWfvFSw
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>>77653482
grim
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>>77653349
just install sex mods like i did mate
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bread smells nice
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wish I could speak finnish so I could understand what the finnish gf and her family babble on about when they're nattering amongst themselves
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shout out to the french lad who linked syd matters

fantastic stuff
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>>77653349
play new vegas and fight for the ncr x
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>>77653198

dying to smoke DMT
attempted it with one of these but these are crap, need a vapour genie
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>>77653515
xD
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>>77653357
>>77653432
>leftism
>communism
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>Please give details and explanation of any gaps in your employment history:
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>>77653330
hnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggg
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>>77653515
burn it into the retinas of my eyes
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>>77653556
prefer not to say
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cara brett's big fake boobs
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>>77653357
thanks lad, i like when people respond to me without snide comments about my nationality
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>>77653556
you were travelling the world, enriching yourself
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Listening to Tim Minchin's various anti-Christian songs and wondering whether he'd ever do the same sorts of songs about Muslims
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>>77653556
say you went traveling or some shit
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how do i cope with an alcoholic mother?
i don't want to just abandon her
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>>77653556
hate this. None of their business
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>>77653513
top kek
remember doing exactly this with skyrim way back in the day
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>>77653556
explanation: being a wagecuck is suffering
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>>77653602
get her out of alcoholism?
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PLUS
NOBODY
I
KNOW
GOT
KILLED
IN
SOUTH
CENTRAL
LA
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>>77653592
hate that obnoxious twat
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thunder and lightning it's getting excited
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>>77653268

I've been
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the scene where del boy fell through the bar was the peak of british television. it was all downhill from there
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>>77653583
I think we've heard enough. Thanks for coming in, we'll let you know.
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>>77653634
couldnt give less of a shit
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>>77653628
i don't know how, she's already been to rehab before
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>>77653633
can I cuddle with you and watch? :3
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>>77653622
>way back in the day
?
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>>77653632
I quite enjoy his music desu, but this Cardinal Pell song of his really led me to wonder whether he'd have the balls to criticise Muslims in the same way
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>>77653676
*fewer
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LOVE
>Fritz Haber
>The reverse hyper
>Weed
>Kettle bells
>Bow hunting
>Bjj
>DMT
>yoga
>Keto
>Stem cells

HATE
>borders
>SJWs
>Tyron Woodley
>authority
>Taxes

Simple as
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drIWW4hXV34
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>>77653691
no thanks mate
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ROARING

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4736100/Britons-share-debauched-photos-cavorting-pals-Kavos.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4736100/Britons-share-debauched-photos-cavorting-pals-Kavos.html
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>>77653691
yes
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>>77653556

>Tfw i actually did go travelling for 10 months but it looks like a load of lying bollocks on your CV
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why do yanks pronounce hover as "huvver"

what is the matter with them
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Ahh Yes

This isn't horrifying at all
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>>77653634
the virgin map
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>>77653715
hate this country
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>>77653683
try again its not going to get any better until she stops drinking
say its for her health or because you dont want to see her in that state and stuff like this
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I ain't got nothing but love babe

EIGHT DAYS A WEEK
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>>77653715
HAHA DEANO YOU LEDGE
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>>77653732
it's not
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Don't usually like lager but this Innis & Gunn lager is actually really good lads
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>>77653699
at least 3 or 4 years ago
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>>77653729
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>>77653713
love everything about this post
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>>77653761
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Good God I forgot the first lotr film was 4 fucking hours long
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>>77653732
why is their birth rate so stubbornly high? fucking ridiculous, one child policy NOW
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huuuuuuuuuuuARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAuhhhhhhhhhhhheeEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee
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life is strange more like life is shit
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>>77653713
>>77653784
<3
This game made me want to be a degenerate indie American weed loving hipster.

Fucking loved it tbqh
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>>77653789
not even 3 and 'alf actually
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Im well hung
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imagine actually living in the south

would rather die than live in that paki runt infested shithole

needs to be dealt with pronto tbqh lads
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>>77653732

but Marcon is LE EBIL RACEST for pointing this out
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life is shit more like life is brit
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>>77653784
this game made me tear up a bit
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>>77653794
draw me like one of your French girls
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feel like posting memes lads
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Im wei hung
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>>77653770
stupid idiot
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>>77653750
shit i wonder if i got that webm of that deano shagging a tranny in a hotel in thailand
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>>77653829
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>>77653784
(not gay)
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got this really good feeling that coutinho is staying
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>>77653829
m9 there are no pakis where i live in the south
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>>77653817
strange shit
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>>77653851
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Did 3 sets of 10 on lunges with 45kg dumbbells today
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>>77653715
honestly feel sorry for the natives who live in magaluf, bulgaria, ayia napa etc

They've got to put up with the british underclass runts(and I mean fucking 50 IQ runts)

Honestly why we're seemingly hated in most countries as tourists, they're even here becuase the "beer is cheap"
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RIP britain
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>>77653899
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Dizzee is back and he's fucking savage
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>>77653890
africans btfo
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>>77653917
hello nigger
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>>77653899
never GOT lunges
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>>77653899
well done lad
I deadlifted 240kg yesterday, not far off 250 which is my old max before a minor lat strain at the start of last month
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>>77653890
>7
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>Under the so-called Dublin regulation, refugees typically have to seek asylum in the first EU state they reach. But Germany suspended the Dublin regulation for Syrian refugees, halting deportations to the countries they arrived in.

um, who gave Germany permission to do that? I don't remember there being a vote
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>>77653934
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>>77653911
thanks jews
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humanity will kill itself anyway

worrying about races is just academic
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>>77653866
nah, he's gone m8
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BANGING set

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpdrsbIEwZI
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https://archive.whatisthisimnotgoodwithcomputers.com/int/search/text/hello%20nigger/country/us/ doing a howl
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>>77653960
The big secret behind the EU is that members just do whatever the fuck they want. Almost every country that wasn't Britain (or Ireland) put a "moratorium" on the 2004 expansion even though it contravened free movement
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>>77653899
Is that good? Got absolutely no concept of what a good weight to do lunges with is
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>>77654004
thought this was going to be chebs
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HOLD ME
LOVE ME
HOLD ME
LOVE ME

I AIN'T GOT NOTHING BUT LOVE BABE
EIGHT DAYS A WEEK
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>>77654016
it's alright
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>>77653917
>Dizzee is back and he's fucking savage
No one gives two solid ellipsoidal shits about your nigger rambling noise project.
Fuck off back to /mu/
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need more kevposting tbqh lads
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bread's out
it barely rose and is incredibly dense although there is a nice crust
my cornmeal experiment is still in the air, we'll see how it tastes once it cools
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>>77653972
>humanity will kill itself anyway
>
>worrying about races is just academic

>signed, Bradley Imran Mohammed
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farts are quite smelly this eve
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dont care
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>>77654004
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>>77654029

the BEATles
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>>77654084
nigger
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>>77654011
but that's EU law, new accession countries can be limited in moved up to 7 years of joining
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>>77653964
Literally been looking for this for about 2 years but couldn't remember what it was called
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>>77653964
>On August 15, 1943, the 7th Division (U.S.) and the 13th Infantry Brigade (Canada), landed on opposite shores of Kiska. Both U.S. and Canadian forces mistook each other as the Japanese and, as a result of friendly fire, 28 Americans and 4 Canadians were killed, with wounded on either side

kek
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>>77654120
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>>77654104
mate you're 30 and u still live in your nans basement
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>>77654077
crying on 4chan wont change the world

you're fucked lmao
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need to stop running out of benzos
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>>77654029
THE beatLES
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Need a fucking cigarette ohhhh my God
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i'll be 24 in less than two weeks lads
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>>77654031
What would be good

100kg dumbbells?
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>>77654043
need to make a tim one and send it him
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>>77654179
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>>77654177
channel your frustrations into a loving prayer to god
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>>77654164
>crying on 4chan wont change the world
>
>you're fucked lmao

>regards, black pill novitiate
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Unironically want to visit wimpy burger

There's one in Bermondsey, saw it the other day lel
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>>77654177
want a puff on my vape mate
it's far healthier
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couldn't do bench at all today lads, were gangs of runts taking up the racks all evening

how fucking weak are machine users though, i can bench 2pl8 x 5 on a good day but i was easily repping out the whole stack on the chest press (like 120kg i think) even though i'm on a cut. didn't see anyone else get anywhere near maxing it out
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>>77653705
"he's a social spastic and very probably a registered nonce"
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>Please explain the reasons for applying (max. 250 words)
>Please indicate how your interests, skills and abilities demonstrate your suitability for this position. (max. 250 words)
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>>77654206
just empty words

you cant escape
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Within the next 200 years we will most likely have the tehnology for Advanced AI, Artificial baby creation and Sex robots will become so advanced and affordable that most men would probably own one.

Females at that point will have lost both their sexual value as well as their usefulness for reproducing. Since they're the inferior sex and are worse than men at pretty much anything they will just die out, very few would choose to have a female baby since males are simply more superior.
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made te
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autismoyank's father is dancing with the worms
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>>77654120
That became EU law in 2004, that's my whole point. They saw a problem and magically ginned up a law to solve it for them
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>>77654233
>just empty words
>
>you cant escape

>all the best, Sam Harris
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>>77654211
No thanks, reddit!
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>>77654249
jesus christ can you take this shite to r/incel
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>>77654292
FONT
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nihilist? more like benderist
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>>77654261
post monkey nigger hand
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>>77654265
why so grumpy :3
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>>77654231
1. need money
2. dont have any
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>cigarette smoking
runty as fuck
>>
is it true black people were in britain before the british?
>>
>>77654179
you're only a day older than you were yesterday x
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based poles gas the kikes praise kek
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>>77654315
a 30 years old wrote this post
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>>77654231
*writes "black lives matter" 13 times*
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>>77654276
you're powerless

i want you to let that sink in for a moment. keep crying but it wont change a thing
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>>77654287
*watches you shake and whimper with nicotine withdrawal as I puff away happily*
heh...
*places my hat on my head and leaves as you shiver on the floor*
>>
>>77654292
t. buttblasted roastie
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>>77654293
recently gotten a fetish for women with post pregnancy bodies and gilfs i dunno why i just like the extra meat they got on the stomach area and the way they sag
>>
>>77654329
Inclined to agree, but what the FUCK am I meant to do when I'm inna dance and want a break, go sit in the smoking area without a cigarette? :S
>>
>3 different trailers for the same film
>each of them features the same 'funny/sassy' line

its bad because it means the film essentially hinges on the success of that single joke.
>>
>>77654355
Why do you feed him?
>>
>>77654293
disgusting

i still want to see the uncensored version though. who is that
>>
doing a cheeky want the ex back and feeling like crying about it
>>
>>77654329
Virgin
>>
If you ask out a girl, she says no, and then you say to yourself, "Ah well. No big deal. :) Nothing gained, nothing lost" then you are a fucking piece of shit.

That woman just rejected you as a person. You, as a precious, sentient life organism -- YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE was not good enough to go grab some lunch with.

If a girl rejects you, take it as an insult. You're a fucking loser.
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>>77654374
>butt
fuck off yank
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>>77654386
what film
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>>77654392
girl off Naked Attractions (last ep)
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>>77654388
yeah i know i shouldnt
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>>77654426
Do you guys not say butt?
>>
Ahhh yes brother is crying over his girlfriend he met over Tinder.

For the third time this week.
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>>77654447
farce of an arse
>>
The longer you live the more statistically likely you are to die..
Every.. single... second...

The odds arent in your favour
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>>77654447
is it censored in the actual program too? never seen it
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>>77654388
the truth hurts. he's a nigger
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>>77654382
Lmao
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>>77654461
arse,bum or hole lad
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love me tender
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>>77654472
Cant come soon enough ngl
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>>77654461
I said fuck off, yank
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>>77654472
not true
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>>77654466
Swoop on dat shit nigga
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>>77654447
BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPP
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>>77654429
you've put me on the spot can't think of an example.

i'm guessing shitty romcoms do this alot though, so i'll just hazard a guess and say 'along came polly' does this (even though i'm not sure if it does)
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>>77654485
of course it isnt, do you think we live in america or something?
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rape me violently
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>>77654384
don't go to the smoking area at all

>>77654415
we got us an ashtray stinking runtoid over here lads
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>>77654471
wew they're going on holiday together
amazing

>>77654485
nope
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>tfw may soon have a job for the first time ever
>tfw will be posting "work tomorrow" on /brit/
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>>77654531
>>
>>77654531
mmmm

where can i watch this
>>
>>77654461
it would be bumblasted in this case
butt is used for cigarette butts, the butt of a joke, things like that
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>>77654545
^.-
>>
>>77654528
I know what you mean It just seemed like you meant a specific example x
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>>77654531
Yes?
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>>77654419
terrible mentality, read Marcus Aurelius kiddo
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>>77654368
'sheed
>>
>>77654419
bizarre post
>>
NEW

>>77654603
>>77654603
>>
fuck Im gonna cum *cums*
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>>77654528
every seth rogan film. and it's him doing that awkward deadpan face he does in every single one of his movies
>>
>>77654545
alri kurt cobain haha
>>
>>77654523
Objectively true.
Every single second your chances of dying are increasing
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>Be outside bar having a cigarette
>8/10 girl comes up to me to ask for a lighter even though her friends are smoking
>Instead of going back over to her friends she starts chatting away at me
>As I leave she stops me to ask my name

Sh-she was just being friendly and sociable, right lads? I didn't just throw away a good opportunity with a total qt by being a pussy and not asking for her number, because there was no opportunity and she wasn't interested?
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>>77654382
girls with obvious flaws usually have low self esteem so you can easily break them and make them emotionally dependent on you
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>>77654638
is this a meme?

You know you fucked it la.
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>>77654638
why didnt she ask for your number?
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>>77654704
Fucked what? She was stunning and I'm not that great looking and literally never get approached by women.

I refuse to believe that she was interested.
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>>77654735
because he was an autist that mumbled his name and then wandered off? you fucked up big mate
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^77654368
you're powerless

i want you to let that sink in for a moment. keep crying but it wont change a thing
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>>77654419
>mfw I reject all women before they have the chance to reject me first
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man is so shook he cant even quote anymore
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>>77654693
And how would one go about "breaking them"?
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>>77654767
She may have just been up for a one-nighter regardless mate, also you're probably being tough on yourself.

Most people don't get approached by women, they don't tend to do it much.
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>>77653329
Blackpool
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>>77653727
you don't put that on your CV you utter twat
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>>77654043
good to see that someone saved it
I kept the wrapper and box but I have no clue where it is now
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