edition
made a bait thread on /pol/ and so far no one has bitten :^(
sometimes london is a wee bit dystopian tbqh
food
Review!
just repotted a cactus
anime
>>77651033
u-pho > kay-on
need a new pair of shoes lads
any recommendations?
parents have stunk the fucking house out with the most rancid food i've ever smelled in my life
please end me
used to call them captuses when i was little haha x
anime
>>77650985
nice
>>77651053
I got a dalmatian and I can still get high
>>77651061
pajeet
>>77651053
adidas samba
>>77651049
wrong, but i like the eupho girls all the same
>>77651066
used to be unable to pronounce the word "piano" when I was a kiddy haha
used to say... "planyu" or other things haha mental
>K-ON!
>Reviewbrah
can get behind these tbqh
>>77651112
mong
would heem kiddy you
Lads does anyone have good kino recommendations?
i didnt fail the system
the system failed me
>>77651053
milsurp british army boots
cheap
ultrasturdy
decently goodlooking
these cost me £7
Favourite word?
Rancid
https://youtu.be/P-xx_iNOaX0
what did she mean by this?
>>77651139
inglorious basterds
>>77651131
where is the check republic?
>>77651131
good lad
imagine being the sort of runt that actually subscribes to people on twitch
let alone fucking donates
>>77651139
contact
fargo
children of dune miniseries
Fucking hell. Mum found my bacon stash and burnt it again. Bitch
>>77651139
your name
>>77651147
hi antifa
>>77651147
Bet you go out bashing the fash and protesting fracking in them. Bent cunt.
>>77651082
how is your family?
flat earth is real
>>77650770
why do they have to always act like such smug self righteous cunts though?
Chris Hansen had a good formula desu, they should try to act more like he does.
>don't be condescending
>don't try to act like you're some kind of super hero/police officer
>calmy ask the nonce to explain themselves
>rebut the nonce when they lie
>call police
>>77651136
give up selfish capitalist ideals, it only leads to misery and emptiness
any /ptg/ lads here? and i dont mean president drumpf general
last night I dreamt that I lived in one of those massive concrete tower block complexes in London. I was walking home to my flat at night and I saw a black guy beating up his girlfriend and I started to film it on my phone, but my phone beeped as I hit record and he looked up (he was on the floor below me) and started running up the stairs after me.
I knew I wouldn't be able to outrun a black man so I had behind a low wall for a few minutes. I looked up to check that the coast was clear and just as I did he rounded a corner and spotted me and charged towards me with a big, glistening knife.
I woke up at that point but it's mental to think that this is Greater London's life EVERY DAY.
>>77651149
cuckio
>>77651188
>>77651189
nothing like that
just like sturdy footwear
simple as
bread is on rise session #2
Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!
>>77651200
None of your business.
Fuck off.
>>77651230
>>77651149
moist
>Just spent 25 minutes reading 2 MGTOW threads
L-loners are cool amirite
>>77651225
yeah president trump general here
song for the frenchman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY2OWWDfAP8
>>77651241
you the bread maker from this morning
last night i guess for you
post some pics after
>>77651230
good craic
why is everyone making bread all of a sudden?
Missandei in game of plebs is the hottest fucking thing I've ever seen
>>77651149
dense
smelled like lou dog inside the van
what do you want with your tea?
bread
>>77651149
gusset
>>77651293
Good goy
>>77651149
grim
>>77651139
I suggest:
Mr beans holiday
>>77651195
was fascinated when i saw this
reviewbrah is two steps ahead
>>77651286
bread is good
>>77651271
damn listened to this tape when i was a teenager and completely forgot it existed
some really really good stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkzpOQ9i5L8
Fucking hell lads mum went mad again and called my friends infidels
>>77651293
'lo 'er
>>77651344
fuck off reddit
hate that fat kike so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUEZV6LqiU
>>77651341
wouldn't mind fornicating with her
Got haemorrhoids but doing my heavy squats for the week as employment hours dont permit me do them any other time
Literally bursting my arsehole
>>77651305
I want your parents sitting next to me
>>77651172
twitch has an abormally high concentration of runts in the chat, strange phenomenon
>>77651344
keep fighting the good fight brother
>>77651383
LE ANGRY /pol/ yank XDD
fucking love cock
>>77651383
not him
>>77651375
rasheed
just want a really long snowy winter
>>77651274
not the same one i think
i started posting about it 2 or three hours ago
i'll post a pic in an hour or something after ive baked it
>>77651363
good shit
"I like how Dj ZIrk raps like he out of breath"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSHzosSNjbM
>>77651394
whats wrong with you today
>>77651410
you gay?
guess how much I weigh
>>77651409
le love reddit and corbyn!!!!!
>>77651419
that's the joke. his demeanor is just retarded
>>77651410
adore cocks
>>77651455
13st 2lbs
get proper motivated and confident after a few cans of stella. wish i could be in this state permanently
>>77651424
aint happening
>>77651386
Hmm this one is peculiar. I love milfs and tits and yet never masturbate over her. Wonder why
>>77651455
only sixty pounds when you're wet and wearin' boots?
>>77651466
I fucking love reddit and there's nothing you can do, mad little yank :)
hate the gay romanian poster
>>77651424
have you considered prayer
/brit/ is a reddit general sweety x
>>77651522
this
>>77651195
ah yes, african americans
>>77651383
dont know who any of these people are
>>77651389
Comments?
What's the requirements for a brick shithouse lads? 100kg?
wait, there are people here that don't browse reddit?
>>77651552
good
>>77651439
the dj zirk Nuttin but killaz album is one of my fav.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgQrnkC2ZzM ten wanted men is also very nice. tommy wright III is a legend
>>77651551
>>77651560
100kg and able to knock out a horse in one punch
>>77651447
I'm on the offensive
>>77651363
>>77651439
>>77651573
hello niggers
hahaha grrrrr kike nigger cuck!! hahah grrrrr le look at me I am le angry yank grr I am so le angry all the time! haha KEK praise trump
>>77651573
R.I.P. moe & screw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKLdSv1mbQ8
I had a booking yesterday that ended up being the best and the most intense sex I've ever had in my life.
It started out quite well actually. He was fairly attractive, mid thirties and the type of guy non-prossies wouldn't expect to visit us. Polite, well-mannered and good-looking... the ideal client
So after a while, we got around to kissing. The whole experience felt extremely intimate with him. The caressing, the stroking, the eye gazing. He started talking about his personal life. And i realize that it's going to sound really cheesy, but whenever he looked into my eyes, i felt that he was looking into my soul, my being.
So by the time we got down to the sex bit, i was just blown away. It felt passionate, intimate and non-professional. As an escort, i offer GFE and on most jobs, i've had really great experiences with other clients where i truly enjoyed myself, doesnt feel like work, enjoyed the sex etc. I like escorting and i'm good at it. But none of them came close to how i felt with this guy. It was phenomenal how connected and intimate our time together felt.
yanks are
NOT
FUCKING
WELCOME
>>77651521
*gets down on your flag and faces mecca*
>>77651612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYnsUB6WQwY
crazy how biscuits are such a part of our culture, no wonder we're so fat
>>77651649
then how come are you here
>>77651629
have a feeling this ironic anger masks genuine anger
>younger sister has a bf
>young brother has a WOW gf
>i'm the oldest and incel
fucking end me
>>77651649
this
but also neither are canadians so........
got weighted at Boots the other day for my vaccinations
I was almost 64kg
felt like such a fat cunt
>>77651629
we already know you're from reddit and love the fat reddit kike, no need to make it more clear
>>77651649
not for you to say sweaty
>>77651680
if it weren't for us you'd be a german colony sweaty x
>>77651013
"so far" on /pol/ is 2-3 mins then you thread is washed away down the toilet
>>77651449
very gay
>>77651500
I too like tits and milfs and I can't get enough of her
>>77651666
infestation of american corporations feeding us shit as well
>>77651694
can't imagine having a chad younger brother
>tfw he grows up looking up to you
>now he sees you for what you are, having surpassed you in every way
must be horrible
>>77651718
well right now we're well on our way to be a turkish one so thanks
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/double-manhunt-after-girl-15-10883264
>britannia
>>77651645
yes man!! houston is whats up!!! no shame to say that the south shits hard on east & west coast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCGRUpic8kU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riuJ9NcXMrM
>>77651709
Shut up nigger kike cuck :) lol
>>77651743
Know this feeling. fucking sucks dick
hmmm
>>77651483
my willy has gotten proper stiff over this
What the fuck are you people saying? This is a Canadian general. This general was MADE for me, a citizen of the British Empire. Have a think about your posts for one fucking second and then you'd realise that Anglo-Canadians are more Anglo than anyone living in Britain today. I seriously hope you stop fucking messing me about or there WILL be consequences, mark my words you fucking British scumbags. Yanks too, the leaf day of retribution is coming.
>>77651761
fuck off nigger kike cuck
Kelis is the most underrated pop star of the 21st century
liam is on a mad one lads
england is my city
>>77651706
lmao that's what i weighed when i was a hungry skellington, looked like i had AIDS and couldn't do a single press up
weigh 81kg now
>>77651814
fuck off kike cuck nigger
>>77651761
>"""asian"""
those damn Japanese at it again!
adore redheads
threads have been utterly abysmal today
is there no home for the british man
>>77651828
how tall are you
>>77651840
FOY
>>77651843
h-hi :3
>>77651736
nice
>>77651762
Memphis & Houston two greatest cities for rap
hate how if you say southern hip hop is the greatest people immediately go "yeah fo real i love lil wayne"
ummmmmm wrong south sweetie x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyO_msQshy0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaBG1gEv7dc
love girls' bums
got my first job interview ever next week
Mi seh pull up selecta pull up selecta ah weh yu wait fah
Come in /brit/-man tim yu are the greatest singah
>>77651019
>Lift shaft
>Dystopian
Mate you're a fucking tool
The women at work really enjoy the social aspect of being fat. gives them loads to talk about, loads to complain about. oh poor me YET ANOTHER diet has failed omg, diets don't work! and then they waddle off to weight watchers meetings with is another social event.
>>77651843
used to be red but lost it
never thought i'd miss it really
>>77651886
neeed a yuzupon gf
>>77651761
>toothpaste calling out any other country
>>77651843
good lad
I'd post a redhead if my willy hardening photo folder wasn't in such a state and I could find oen
>>77651892
Just be yourself and you'll be fine.
i think being invited for a third wheel has to be the most inconsiderate thing ever
need a persian gf
>>77651862
five eleven and three quarters
would have rounded up but that's gay
need a bow-legged yank gf
>>77651933
look at that nigger in the pic holy shit what the fuck
>>77651884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvJ9XUC7nmY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VsmJgxX5fs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K02spZXnbLI
all those songs about their dead friends... damn
just ate a lot of food and now i'm sleepy lads
i see molymeme has gone full fash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qY5RzQaBoY
Three Six Mafia anyone
ashemaletube not working for anybody else?
>>77651942
people getting mad when you refuse is even worse
>>77651950
ah I'm about that as well
come to think of it, you can see the bumps of my ribcage on my chest
I'm too lazy to do any exercise and get /fit/ though
>>77651963
let's see a picture of you then, fatboy
>>77651990
ever since I can remember I've been poppin my collar
>>77651992
lmao
Love Danes
Hate Saxons
Simple as
>>77652015
hello nigger
>>77651992
had to send them my credit card for age verification and then it worked
>>77652040
don't speak to me you fucking kike cuck
>>77651989
has been for years
freedomainradio is a really weird cult that combines fascism with family abandonment and extreme woman hating
>>77651976
*puts finger in its mouth*
does amphetamine kill your appetite?
>>77651986
wanna cuddle first
>>77652038
excellent post
>>77651992
once in a seminar haha was sat next to some bloke on microsoft word haha he was bout to write some notes we were doing group work haha and i was looking at the screen he pressed ctrl+v haha and it posted a link to shemale porn haha haha haha
>>77651989
Is Stefan an Anglophile?
this redditor is really angry I used the word kike, so he hides behind irony to mask his anger
>>77651976
ABUSE!
>>77652082
yeah but dont lose it for weight loss mate dont think its a nice idea
>went to a barbecue last night with family friends
>stayed to help clear up after most people left
>was quite pissed
>chatting to some random woman who apparently used to know my mum
>flirting with me quite a bit, touched me up
>thought fuck it, shagged her after a bit of groping
>pretty good shag, don't remember much
>went through my phone now, had taken a picture of her last night at some point
>just realised how grim she is
fucking hell lads, she was 50 something and quite big
>>77652062
I've got a premium account mate that shouldn't be an issue
this 4channer is mad (as usual) that a redditor like me is here and he is powerless against me (like everything else in his life)
>>77652116
nah just wanna low dose to be more productive
>>77652103
He grew up in Britain, that's why his accent is so fucked up
>>77652117
giv us a pic xx
or at least a bodyshot of her
>>77652097
haha what was the link haha
enjoy seeing yanks get baited over and over again and still not getting it
fascinating
>>77652082
yeah it significantly reduces it
What is there to live for ?
>>77652163
there's only one pic
i'll put it on imgur because i don't want the jan man doing me in
>>77651981
south would have dominated if 75% of all southern rappers didn't die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMPFOGCjLIA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2t7hFAqrSw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WND3gAyzO1U
>>77652183
I don't know it was four years ago.
77652138
77652190
>exactly a minute apart
the redditor has not figured out how samefagging works
Stretching the old hammies lads, realised i don't fully extend my knees ever wew
>>77652163
>>77652198
here
http://imgur.com/a/Jx0uS
>>77652111
you're not as edgy as you think you are lol
>>77652204
decent porn is timeless
the mad fat /pol/ yank still thinks there's only one redditor here
>>77652232
GRIM
>>77652233
I know, that's why it's funny he's getting offended by it
It's not too late.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0x8YbdmZ4o
all the winners of the CQFD (pun of QED) from the Inrocks contest (local equivalent of England's NME) http://www.lesinrocks.com/lesinrockslab/les-anciens-gagnants/
(syd matters is at the bottom, 1st winner, french singing in english)
another one : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwJqUbd1vzs (apparently it was included in Life is Strange soundtrack) (to all of you, American girls... (~sad song))
>>77652256
i fucking know, feel awful now
hadn't had a shag in ages so i was desperate
>>77652232
would
when do we tell the yank that /brit/ was originally a subreddit and every one of us migrated here from reddit?
>>77652292
eh if i was pissed enough i probably would have 2bh
rate the 'sos order
Well, got 140kg x3 on the diddlies, form felt a bit sketchy so I stopped there hmmm
>>77651053
quality chebs
the /pol/ yank has retreated to the typical brainlet argument that if anyone takes the piss out of you you must be hiding something, and not just simply taking the piss out of them :^)
fascinating
>>77652203
yeah even if they didnt created an empire as big as the coast rappers like nas, wutang, mobb deep, dr dre, jay z and all they still had a massive impact and pretty much shaped the sound of current rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STpUUuiMzuw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FzqVs2MahA
>>77652331
>Asos clothing
quality is shite, plus the things you ordered are shite. Would cancel sharpish my lad.
>>77652331
2nd looks like a skirt mate
https://xhamster.com/videos/japanese-ladyboy-amateur-sucks-before-analsex-7375609
>>77652331
unironically bought that top one
>he's STILL going on about /pol/
he is genuinely angry lol
>>77652331
awful
just go to jd sports dude
>>77652232
grim lad
he's still going on about reddit, look at him go
in a moment he'll call someone a kike or something
>>77652232
if I had enough alcohol in me I'd give it a go
>>77652384
had a couple things before that was alri for the price
>>77652387
ummm it's longline sweetie, all the rage these days
>>77652395
good lad
>>77652331
>XL
fat cunt
>>77652196
love, hacking, fighting bad immigration, drugs, shitposting, raising children, philosophy, singing, writing, stage theater, poetry, hope...
can quite easily do 50+ push ups now lads
copped these virgin shoes earlier
love adidas
been applying to a job and just realised it says 2018 intake
FUCK's sake
cannot be arsed anymore
>>77652447
well done mate
>>77652439
hello manlet
not even overweight
I'm a self made man and she's my man made wife
>>77652447
*sits on your back and uses you as an ashtray*
how many now, slave?
>>77652447
good lad
>>77652445
>drugs, philosophy, writing, poetry, love
rest is utter shite
the jap milf i chatted up (and hugged) was very fit
>>77652438
it's a good top I like it
>>77652331
why are all the models brown?
Explain this
Why did our paki # go down?
never measured my nob lads
the only girl I've had sex with has said it was big but I reckon she was lying
>>77652498
how old? been chatting with a 50 year old jap housewife for the past year or so
>qt on tinder
>Oxbridge grad and works at McKinsey
>swipe left due to inferiority complex
Does everyone do this?
>>77652498
LOL
>>77652447
struggle to do 20 even though im not fat or anything
should probably try and remedy that soon aha
well done lad
>>77652498
nice one mate hope you get to have sex with her
how exactly did you manage to chat a jap, and not only that, a jap milf up?
>>77652523
probably 35-40
5'11 and 90kg
>>77652521
Angie looking peng with age
>>77652447
How many diamonds la?
>>77652520
Migration to the Islamic State
>>77652520
wow
90'11 and 5kg
>>77652527
swiped right on an oxbridge qt and actually ended going out with her several times, spent the entire time shitting myself about how much of a working class povvo I was compared to her
>>77652520
there's enough here that they don't care about bringing in new ones at this point
just found ethiopialad's hairline at the top of snowdonia
>>77652232
wtf dude
>>77652561
yeah but like all other latino women once she hits 30 it all goes downhill rather dramatically
>>77652382
yeah pretty insane if you think about the underground scene in the US these days is almost entirely either mafioso stuff like Roc Marciano or southern revival
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd56FWvCI8I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgKucqXDNwc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2VxsV8bgus
6'8
60kg
>>77651188
>>77651189
At £7 for a pair of shoes? I'd put up with people assuming I'm antifa for that!
only women over 30 ive ever shagged looked reminded me of my mum when i was a wee lad not gonna lie it made me uncomfortable once i made the connection in my head
>>77652542
that would involve flying 6000 miles i was in tokyo at the time
>>77652591
I will NOT stand for bullying of ethiopialad
>>77652520
old ones die off
new ones go under the "United Kingdom" banner
:^)
>>77652565
just tried and did 34
is that good?
>>77652603
ello nigger
>you will never be an officer in the British expeditionary force
>you will never travel to far off exotic lands and claim them for the British Empire
>you will never absolutely obliterate any native savages that dare to revolt
>you will never be gazed at by the subdued savages with a mixture of respect, fear and wonder
>you will never see the colony skip hundreds of years of evolution and skip right to the industrial age
>you will never see the British Empire expand at an exponential rate - for the first time since the Roman Empire, the world is getting better
>you will never return to 'ol Blighty in glory and parade London in your beautiful officers uniform
>you will never seduce qt noblewomen with tales of adventure and bravery
>you will never die peacefully at home in England an old man, taking solace in the fact you've spread civilization and made the world an infinitely better place
WHY
EVEN
LIVE
>>77652623
alri wog
>>77652582
I've never been on a tinder date but I live in the North and dread to think what girls would think of me when they hear my accent. They'd either think I'm out of their league for some reason, or a wanker, or both
I've had multiple northerners tell me it's very posh but I really don't think it is
6'2"
81kg
Unironically
>>77652382
>yeah even if they didnt created
> didnt created
Mamadou, pls.
>>77651981
and nothing of value was lost.
>>77652469
t. fatty
1984 wasn't meant to be a driver's manual.
>>77652591
lol
>>77652616
so you got off the plane and started talking to a milf in the airport?
>>77652603
man the raider klan was quite somthing. spaceghostpurrp created all these new internet rappers. too bad hes fucked in the head because he didnt get respect he deserved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QwlbR7uAtY this song is VERY good and funny though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBpRltekrgw
dot rotten has been 'ard from day blud
>>77652645
Yes.
Do you lift or just do bodyweight stuff?
>>77652683
are you doing an wind up
it was in a bar, one of the hub bars in shinjuku
>>77652591
>>77652672
get a life mate
knee deep in clunge
>>77652697
kind of awful that all these meme rappers are coasting of his success and a sound he made relevant again. I saw on twitter he was even homeless for awhile
>>77652697
watching purrp's descent into madness has been simultaneously depressing and hilarious
can't believe his like 5 times layering of vocals on the chorus didn't catch on more though, it sounds incredible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEVKk8IhoLY
>>77652712
bodyweight stuff, too shy to go to a gym
>>77652731
just wondering mate
>>77652683
didn't you know? meeting women in japan is very easy
hate thinking, really does my nut in
>no Naked Attraction
sad
>>77652741
Mamadou n'assume pas ses posts?
>>77652788
has a nigger ever won
>>77652774
only if youre in a social meeting spot like a bar otherwise they wont even glance at you
>>77652808
why are you so obsessed with niggers
worry about you (not really)
>>77652766
blackland radio 66.6 still one of the best rap albums in 20 years its going to be seen like 36 chambers is seen today
>>77652808
Yes
He had a bull's head tattooed on his stomach and a giant cock
>>77652889
kek
>>77652916
I wish I was joking
>>77651053
just came a bit ago but queue'd this up for the next wank
>>77652232
grim but i've done grimmer. you will be stronger for it