/brit/

>>77648875
I didn't know they sold toilet paper with shit already on it

yuzu

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>>77648908
true

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*enters thread*

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NEED the rest of this lad

Lots of annoying little freaks in these threads, reckon I could twist the head of most if not all using one hand and a quick flick of my properly developed wrist.

Why are provincial towns so chavvy & criminal? Everyone under 18 looks like they want to fucking kill you

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>>77648875

>>77648961
bad culture

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anime

Why I got you on my mind
Why I got you on my mind
Why I got you on my mind
Why I got you on my mind
But my heart don't understand
Why I got you on my mind
Why I got you on my mind
Why I got you on my mind
Why I got you on my mind

wish posh cunts would choke on their fucking asparagus

just had sex

Need a fucking job

>>77648961
t. paki who has never left London

what the fuck is a provincial anyway you stupid proto yank paki

pakis got the swiper

>>77648995
>asparagus
>posh

tragic! sad!

>>77648954
35 is a good age to die 2bh

>>77648881

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I hate everything

>>77649008
proof

>>77649015
Im literally in another town now you fucking cretin
It's supposed to be well off yet it's crawling with chavs

Why is everything outside of London so fucking criminal, ugly and shit?

>>77648990
i said i wanted a pic of that other cumslut to wank over

>>77649027
prefer not to say

>>77649027
how about you go to sleep for 7,000,000,000 people go to sleep as normal

>>77648961
What the fuck are you even talking about?

>>77649027
hmmm or just go to bed early

really got me thinking on this one

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>>77648951

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Family was talking about that rape in Birmingham and giving out about the "Asian" description attributed to the obviously Middle Eastern perpetrators. My ma said that when she was 9 she visited Birmingham and her granny could only "tut tut" as a beautiful blonde woman sauntered past in a sari with two little paki children.

England is beyond saving. Irish people get associated with leftism because of the IRA but in reality Irish Catholics are some of the most conservative people in Europe.

NEW JORDAN PETERSON VIDEO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoQdp2prfmM

>>77649037
hate you more than everything you hate combined

>>77648961
they can smell the fear on you, southern runt
be greatful you weren't heemed

raining outside

love the rain

>>77649062
this lads unironically cool as fuck

>>77649096
love you

quite like this girl but in a few days ill never see her again

>>77649065
>England is beyond saving
hmm
no

>>77649027
If you take it now it’ll probably have mostly worn off by the morning but it’s a risky move unless you’ve got a suitably loud alarm to wake you up

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BITCH YOU GUESSED IT

>>77649062
i love that weird glasses vape meme ngl

creases me every time

>>77649012
just get one lol

having a listen
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501138669536.webm

spent the better part of the last hour making this

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501184102801.webm

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>this lads unironically cool as fuck

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the delusional slag

would you ever suck off a working class northern bloke>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXBEJoN2Hag good 2 songs

>>77649067
This guy made a killing last year. He's estimated to being making upwards of 50k a month off patreon donations, book sales and lectures

http://www.strawpoll.me/13551231
http://www.strawpoll.me/13551231
http://www.strawpoll.me/13551231

important poll

>>77649047
silence! the folders are organised by md5 hash, you'll get your pictures when they're due

>>77649129
want wnak

>literally zero replies to my oc

end me

>>77649156
he's a fucking scam artist

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>this lads unironically cool as fuck

>>77649147
thought this was summer from the thumbnail

just learned about the charlie gard case
why is this making international news

daily dose

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501184398348.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501184398348.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501184398348.webm

>wake up at 6
>1 hour for breakfast, shower and getting ready
>2 hour commute there
>work for 3 hours
>30 min lunch break
>work for 5 hours
>2 hour commute home
>make dinner and exercise
>now it's fucking 8:40 and i need to go to bed at 10

*lives on a thin line*

>>77649142
is it dead?

>>77649105
love you more

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>md5 hash

>>77649105
>>77649223
i love youse more x

>>77649223
*gets willy out*

prove it lol

>>77649062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wphbL1YdS_M

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35 days until the season of summer is over

>>77649182
*ends you*

>>77649129
>>77649142
shannot

>>77649204
>2 hour commute there
utterly dire
your rent better be cheap as fuck

That new show on Netflix, 'Ozark' worth watching?

>>77649247
good
hate the heat and hate normies that like the heat just about as much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUEZV6LqiU

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>>77649154
hmmmmmm

>>77649065
nice reddit image
shant read that essay

>>77649204
>2 hour commute

hysterical

who <5 minute commute here?

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>>77649255
you're meant to find my oc, reply to it and make me feel better

>>77649182
where

drumpf impeachment soon lads

>>77649261
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500551710438.webm

>>77649291
bringing a whole new meaning to full kit wanker

>>77649268
>rent

how young is everyone in here ffs, i've got a mortgage

>>77649281
hate normies hate cold

>>77649201
would love to stomp that hideous fleabag into a fine pink paste of blood and bone

>>77649324
FOB

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>>77649300
here
>>77648875
>>77649010

and this

>>77649309
nonce

>>77649243
not even buying me a pint first lol

>>77649300
4chan.com

>>77649284
wait that was sam hyde??? lmao

20-30 minute commute is already too much

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stir fry for breakfast, lunch and dindins today lads?

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>>77649328
*lamps you*

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>how young is everyone in here ffs, i've got a mortgage

>>77649364
grim

>>77649349
oh you'll get a pint of something alright

*winks awkwardly inches from your face*

could really go for some morphine right now

>>77649364
>not going a days just eating little snacks and overloading on the weekend in a free for all

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>>77649347

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdGczo9Kzqo very good video

>>77649324
FOBG

>>77649411
https://youtu.be/8Ou0fSPZax4?t=4

anime is based

*spins around with arms fully extended outwards*
*posts above and beneath this one are turned into a fine mist*

>>77649407
the runt diet plan

i like to go down but i dont like to come up

>>77649343
they're all pretty good

My mood everyday:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LAwS2piHrU

spend so much time on /brit/, our slang is seeping in to my every day vocab

Called my /pol/-tier opinion holding mate a rorke the other day, genuinely forgot I wasn't on /brit/

won't be long before I threaten to vaporise someones jaw irl

>>77649204
>2 hour commute

same lad, fucking horrific
if the london rental market wasn't so fucked I'd move there in a heartbeat

una-bummer

I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down

>>77649422
never once laughed at a sam hyde video and never will

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do NOT understand the point of this new little runt
who finds 5 year olds funny anyway

>>77649493
>our

>2 hour commute
fuck that. i had a 50 minute commute for 13 weeks once and i fucking hated it.

>he doesn't recycle

Congratulations having an IQ in the 70-80 range

>>77649479
chooner

>>77649524
i have, and long may it continue

>>77649524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPfx_jFZQuI

>>77649544
I'm a brit you proto yank

>>77649493
>won't be long before I threaten to vaporise someones jaw irl
and subsequently get your arse handed to you

>>77649524
im not a very selective person when it comes to humour tbH. could explode in laughter if someone whispered "poo" at my ear

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>>77649522

sam's iphone vids were funny but he lost it when he turned /pol/tard

>>77649474
thanks mate

>>77649598
that's the joke you slovenian nonce

Sam Hyde is categorically not a funny person

>>77649524
only gym go-ers will get this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAAAbwEtZRo

>0 minute commute

who neet master race

Bought Persona 5

So that's a £450 TV and £250 in train tickets bought this month
Maybe 50 quid on food

Still spending less than my monthly income

what's the point of having a huge garden? you won't use it anyway

>>77649629
>t. lena dunham

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIhFwLjsQug

would unironically trust most leddit subs over their imageboard equivalents tbqh

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>>77649640
>30 second commute to the kitchen downstairs

>>77649567
>billionaire decides to charter a quick flight to France to pick up his favourite bottle of red
>dumps several thousands tonnes of CO2 and NO2 into the atmosphere thus undoing your entire year's worth of pathetic recycling

ah yes, well done

>>77649613
his fanbase being the internet, more 'subversive' crowd it was normal if he wanted to get more attention

i lift weights to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3_g8P9elQM

@656
very boring
very very veryvey boring

>>77649629
Sam Hyde is post post post ironic, intelligent humour>>77649692

>>77649626
don't even dare spew your slovenly monologues in my direction you fucking nancy

>>77649672
>you won't use it anyway
why?

>Find a cool job to apply to
>They require application via their Microsoft Office docx file.
>Don't say where to upload or send it
>Appears to be meant for handwriting ("Signature: ", etc.)
>In their personal statement section they state a CV is not adequate replacement

Does that mean they don't want a CV?

Do I just email a typed form to them? Da fuq is goin' on.

>>77649692
Co2? its about landfill and reusing materials

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me

god bless this acid house

how can I make six hours go by quickly?

did a laugh at this tbf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUEZV6LqiU

what is sam hyde's endgame?

>>77649735
I see rich people people with huge gardens, they use a tenth of it at most.

if God's character is accurately depicted as it is in the bible and the koran then i dont want anything to do with him. even if he does exists. i am already morally superior to him. i already care more about people than he does. i've never sanctioned slavery. i've never sanctioned genocide. i've never sanctioned human sacrifice. God has though. so fuck him.

>>77649795
they're all such a fucking jews

>oy vey that's like assault!

>>77649807
the pleasure is in tending to it

>>77649788
what the fuck is that sauce

>>77649791
sleep

>>77649791
drugs

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the gf

>>77649795
Don't repost.

>>77649795
how do they know it was Sam

>>77649422
the state of his form.

>>77649808
Woaahhh morty... Fuck drumpf and wypipo

am i the only one who times regularly daily tasks and tries to beat me best time every day?

feels like good motivation to turn what could otherwise be boring tasks into something fun

normal ones i do are
>shower
>making a cup of coffee
>getting dressed
>going up the stairs
>washing up

used to keep a spreadsheet of all my times but realised that was a bit too autistic so now i just try and get in a good 'ballpark' time of a range i know that's good

is Harry Enfield the greatest comedian of our time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCQyYcr3NI8

BURP god isn't real

>>77649723
Jealous is unattractive, NEET

>>77649786
good man

my life is never ending misery
literal constant mental, spiritual and physical pain

>>77649829
hasn't worked so far

>>77649846
I don't go out of my way to time how long things take but my morning routine takes the exact same time every day to the point where I end up doing the same thing to the nearest minute every single morning.

Such is life of the wageoid.

>>77649808
Good post

>>77649835
it fits his M.O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9ePhVDYRiE

>>77649873
young people like him

BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPP MORTY

*VAPES*
BRRAAAAAPP
GOD ISN'T- *BRAAAAAAAAPPP*

>>77649808
hat

>>77649674
>there's a place near Cannes that sounds nice
>Nice
10/10

What is valium and what are its effects?

denzel curry's first tapes when he was still with sgp are excellent

>>77649994
google.com/valium

>>77649994
they're for anxiety, they make you feel calm and warm inside

>>77650009
Sorry
Google's broke

>>77649994
is google broke?

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Pahahahah. Busted

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4731188/Dragons-Den-reject-offered-90MILLION-business.html

http://www.camwhores.tv/videos/1237263/nastyhotcoople/

>>77649994
Anti anxiety med, makes you feel content about everything and not really bothered about anything. It's heavenly but also addictive.

make loads of posts about my 'life' but they're all completely fictional

never get any replies when i post about my normal life because it's too mundane so i either pretend it's really interesting or alternatively pretend it's really pathetic and absolutely rake in the (You)s

>>77649994
Sleepy and peaceful

>>77650046
>>77650047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAI00tIvnPY

missus lost her rag earlier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_CKaH1D6xg&feature=youtu.be

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Why doesn't Brit have so many posters?

>>77650046
>>77650047
WHOA
POSTING IN AN EPIC THREAD
/BRIT/ FTW

does GHB go bad?

>>77649994
perfect for stim comedowns

got any good nope stories lads? haha times when you just noped on out of somewhere haha nope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwBWHilT35E

>>77649846

used to time my piss streams

record was 1m 42s for about 3 years until i beat it with an unthinkable 2m 05s

>>77650071
No one is paying this guy £90mil for lunchboxes

my brother is 21, unemployed, just plays video games all day, never goes out, lost touch with all of his schoolfriends, couldn't be bothered to go to uni, pale, gaunt, his hygiene is slipping. he is surely depressed. i feel like i'm partly to blame, i must have been too negative, too much of a bully when we were younger, i feel so guilty it makes me sick.

so should you put module marks on your cv?

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>>77650071
>>77650083
>>77650087
>4 links posted in the span of a minute

Hmm, however will I choose which to open? Will I open them all in the order of posting? Will I spend the next 10 minutes opening these individual links, digesting the content then returning to this thread only to have missed 100+ posts? No I don't think I will because I do not open links posted in this thread.

>>77650123
since when do you have it?

>>77650046
>>77650047
replying to an epic thread

>>77650196
Invite him to /brit/!

>>77650151

Average IQ of these nonceoids is like 85

should i just dedicate my life to amassing wealth? don't see any other point to living

>>77650159
how big is your bladder lad? honeslty can't imagine pissing that long tbqhwy

>>77650215
haven't seen you around for a while

>>77650217
roughly 18 months

>>77650162
He's a cammer, you dolt

>>77650196
pass him over know what will make him feel better

>>77650196
>my brother is 21, unemployed, just plays video games all day, never goes out, lost touch with all of his schoolfriends, couldn't be bothered to go to uni, pale, gaunt, his hygiene is slipping. he is surely depressed.
literally mine but he's a fat irritating commie as well
lol

>>77650269
if you keep it in a well closed glass bottle in normal temperature far from every light source virtually it will never go bad

>>77650259
I'm always here tb?h just like to mix up the gimmicks to keep them fresh and pleasantly surprising when posted.

>>77650279
I don't see what that has to do with lunchboxes

>>77650200
>>77650200

please respond

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who /edgy/ here?

>>77650319
it's in a plastic bottle but it's in the dark

MORTY *BUUUURRRRRPPP* GOD ISN'T REAL MORTY *BURRRPPP* HE'S A MYTH MORTY

>>77650279
I was just saying taking the dm article on its own

>>77650332
Why would you? Just put your degree class

>>77650320
good lad
enjoy the smug sphere gimmick

>>77650251

probably normal desu. i was watching Ted and drinking beers throughout, and didn't notice until the end of the film that my bladder was hurting, hadn't pissed in about 3hrs

>>77650370
did well (80+) in some highly relevant modules

>>77650352
yea you'll be fine

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*Heems you*

Nearly 28 lads, very concerned that I'm getting too old for 4chan. Been posting since I was 19 and have nowhere else to go. Pretty much the only site I use 2bh.

>don't have to wagie, not filthy rich, but not a NEET either

what am i lads

>>77650196
literally all me except im older and don't play video games much any more.

REALLY want to watch LOTR but don't have the DVD and don't really like streaming stuff

failed at life in britian, probably going to move to south east asia

>>77650390
thanks

>>77650388
And? Literally no one will care beyond the class and will then jump to any job or life experience.

>>77650151
hate the smug cunts who do this more than the actual nonces

>"my colleague here will explain"
your colleague? you mean your 40 year old chav mate who sits on facebook all day pretending to be a little girl?
trying to make themselves out to be some kind of legitimate authority, annoying cunts

>>77650401
enjoying those grey hairs lad?

wish i was mates with a gay couple so when we had a drink together i could say "bottoms up!"

>>77649846
why would you do it for showering
you wont get clean if you're only in there for 2 minutes

>>77650404
it doesnt matter mate

just enjoy it

>>77650320
don't quite believe you have other gimmicks

just don't come across that diverse to me although i enjoy your work

>>77650401
me

>>77650429
alright
shall not bother then

reckon I could spark a dolphin

>>77650401
me2

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>>77650046
>>77650047
reblying to ebin bread :DDDD

wish i was mates with a gay couple so when we had a drink i could say 'bottoms up!' and they could both ruin my arsehole

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>>77649673
I have literally never seen anything which has Lena Dunham featuring, nor L.D. directing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8AOAap6_k4

>>77650450
The original Barratt new-build pasta was me. Recently responsible for the rise in Sara Davidson tannoy bogposts (though I wasn't the creator of that gimmick; just saw it was good and stoked the fire).

the beatles is pretty good

>>77650440
yes you can, you can rince, soap everything and use shampoo and rinse it off in under 2 minutes

you wouldn't know because you haven't attempted to push yourself to the human limits of speed showering

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>Movie trailer
>Character A says something that's supposed to be funny or said in jest
>Music stops
>Cuts to character B laughing in a different scene

>>77650151

that youtube channel has literally just been closed down in the last 5 minutes

>>77650401
30 here
Shant be leaving

think home - resonance may be the greatest song of our generation

>>77650464
if they're a couple I doubt they have much interest in bumming your pooey botty

>>77650512
literally just realised that the beatles is a pun

holy shit

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>the beatles is pretty good

>>77650432
>"don't wanna get you on camera love" with the camera pointed right at her
>they turn it away, then put it back on her for a while

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB0uZ6_tvN4

>>77649795
that's really, really funny

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what the fuck is wrong with yanks

everytime i see an article saying people from hollywood gave their opinion on something (particularly when its something made by zlumpf) i crease a little
dont see how actors (the lowest human on earth, even dustmen or prostitutes do a more worthy job), and overall people who produce woeful films could give their opinion on anything. if i were them id keep swallowing hundreds of millions to shit out reboots and capeshit and keep my fucking mouth shut before a man of sense blows up every hollywood studios

>>77650520
good desu
i'm all for locking up pedos, but these wannabe vigilante mongs who make videos like that need shooting

>>77650534
it's up there

>>77650616
yanks have a huge daddy issues thing with religion

>>77650616
looks like satire tbf

If internet providers can find people streaming football matches and ban them, why can't they do anything about pedos?

excited to spend a little bit of perishing lolly in the local watering hole tomorrow's eve

shave my facial hair, don't shave my pubes or body hair, have a bog standard hair cut

r8 the hair schema

>>77650664
onion routing

will never condone violence and terrorism but hollywood needs bombing

Favourite Blink 182 song?

For me, it's Feeling This

>>77650508
yeah, not buying it mate

>>77650720
adams song

>>77650720
Always. Wanked to the lass in the video a few times.

>>77650720
can happily say I've never heard a blink 182 song and never will

favorite three 6 mafia song? da summa is up there imo

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>>77650432

>lol just buy new houses that'll fix the housing bubble

Ah yes 500sq/ft homes for £120k starting.

No thanks

Eating a tex mex Morrisons extra thin and crispy pizza and drinking a cup of vimto ama

>>77650627

they're doing good work

it's not so much punishment for the individuals but a warning to the nonce community. these videos scare potential nonces. lots of them won't even bother trying to groom any kids when they realise they have a high chance of being stung.

>>77650720
carousel or stay together for the kids

>>77650753
rasheed

>>77650726
that's fine, not especially bothered

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What was the idea behind this image?
>>77648481
that u.r.l. does not exist.

>>77650767
no

Favourite Tribe Called Quest song?

Showbusiness is a classic

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which one of you is this?

>>77650757
riding spinnaz always a classic

Favourite Linkin Park song?

>>77650823
can happily say I've never listened to a linkin park song and never will

>>77650720
allstar

>>77650823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1PCW0C1aiM

liked this one as a wee lad

>>77650823
the catalyst was alright

favourite nasheed?

>>77650810
this image makes me suicidal

>>77650810
she look like maisie if she was thin

fucking SCREECHING at anyone living in London, all trying to look wealthy on FB and instagram while barely scraping by irl

Classic

>>77650868
anjooma layat

>>77650823
Faint, Don't Stay, Somewhere I Belong, Figure 09, Papercut

>>77650823
anything on hybrid theory

any new thread man in

>linkin park
>blink 182
any other prime runt bands like this?

>>77650868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLdUYbY2uhA

>>77650899
*rents a lambo for the 'gram*
*can't afford to feed my 6 paki offsprings for the week*

ah yes london

one morning i woke up
scratched my balls and eyes

>>77650823
this one's good in a non-meme sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZIummTz9mM

>>77650933
slipknot
korn
limp bizkit

basically any nu-metal from the late 90s early 00s

just saw dunkirk lads
one african in the whole film and he was french

>>77650985

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>>77650870

mossberg is all he heard
after the door bell rang

>>77650991
ohh yes exactly