/brit/

going to wait till it all blows over lads

>Hip Hop
>Grime
>RnB
>Rap
>Grunge

Why have all these names for the same bollocks?

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Manuel

need a bf lads

>>77647254
so they can pretend it's culturally relevant

so glad my mum and dad bought me a house lads, really feel sorry for povvos

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>>Hip Hop
>>Grime
>>RnB
>>Rap
>>Grunge
>Why have all these names for the same bollocks?

>>77647254
ah yes, "nigger music" as my dad says

>>77647118
I think that would be an interesting way to sort boards, into 2 groups
>board thats populace know nothing about the board subject
>board thats populace do

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>>77647246

Summer

>>77647284
tarquin

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>>77647309
t.

>>77647254
Grunge has nothing to do with those you runt

>>77647323
Think everyones da calls it nigger music 2bh

>>77647361
post fucking machines

>>77647187
what a coincidence
mine was originally meant to be on the black hole merger found by LIGO but my supervisor allowed me to change my project to do whatever i was most interested in so i chose to generalise the Schwarzschild metric to include imaginary and negative mass black holes and to see what happens
turns out that negative, imaginary mass black holes function like a white hole at the start of the universe, which might be the big bang
got 90% on my diss and it's getting published, good shit

comfy channels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDvQ-ly9wxU

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getting the old 'air cut lads

what should I ask for?

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anime

i forgot to delete the reply in the quick reply box which i must do every time because i am a redditflagger

>>77647375
i did history and wrote most of mine from wikipedia. Got a 2:1

>>77647361
Everyone reply "Boo to Jew" to scare them away.
It's their kryptonite.

BOO TO JEW

c-c-c-chooooon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQKyGt_I5L4

>>77647385
a haircut

never (you)d a yank or an aussie (knock-off yanks) and i'm not about to start

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absolute state of the country

>>77647338
quien es esta chinita

>>77647390
what does 'not quite' mean

>Daoism and Paganisms are very based
jesus what an absolute mongoloid

Should women serve in the front line?

the nice ready meals at M&S are 3 for a tenner. a fucking TENNER. They're not very big either. Imagine that! Ten fucking quid for three puny microwave meals, TV dinners, fucking plastic fantastic TEN FUCKING DOLLA. for that you could get; SIX McDonalds wraps of the day. THREE tesco meal deals complete with drinks and crisps with change, a bus from London to Newcastle, a month long subscription to netflix with 4K across five screens and £2 change. Where the FUCK do these billionaires get off? Honestly

>>77647370
alri i suffer from a (you) overdose so i'll let you know that i'm not the machine poster, you can stop giving me (you)s now

>>77647385
skinfade

PS is that a female hairdressers you bender?

>>77647446
post fucking machines

I'm like hey, wassup, hello
Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in the door
I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll
Married to the money, introduced her to my stove
Showed her how to whip it now she remix it for low
She my trap queen let her hit the bando

What is it about normies that irks me so much lads? They're not all stupid, plenty of intelligent people are normies. My sister for instance is a doctor but still has the most banal interests and reads buzzfeed.

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>>77647405
got a 1st and am unemployed and can't find a job
hahahahahah

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>>77647375
only got 80 in mine
>tfw brainlet

what uni do you go to btw

>>77647254
enjoy all but grunge

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>voting leave

>>77647385
cum on her feet and await a response

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I am the grime scene saviour, rudolph raver
Chick-King eater, T high-streeter
Gladesmore jumper, Adidas sneaker
Prada wearer, lyrical MC tearer
Straight out the 90's era
Came out the chlorine, now I see clearer
You vs. me, on you that's not fairer
Peep at the top, I'm nearer
I am the circular mover, 24 shooter
16 year old MC trooper
Alwayz recorder, walk with the Lord, not a borer
Mr. Munk's raw to the corer
You got your wifey, you're at home lipsing her up
She see's me, she's flexing sorer
It's not a kiss thing, straight up pull down the zip thing
Flick out the ting then bore her
Big bar writer cuh I'm not hyper
Grew up on Dragon Ball Z and Street Fighter
BMX rider, gyal dem creeper
Full time mic man, part time grinder
If you don't like me, I don't like you neither
Doughnut, you're a minor, you come like cider
I'm the Wray Nephews rider
Nah you could never test this rhymer

c-c-c-chooooon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaBG1gEv7dc

>>77647485
hullo nigger

>>77647491
bet this steampunk alpha gets all the pussy

>>77647385
short back and sides

>>77647481
graduating from swansea tomorrow

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>>77647497
>You vs. me, on you that's not fairer

rorkeism, rasheedism, or radical centrism?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13550708/

>>77647444
deano

>>77647439
yeah, the front line of sucking my penis

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imagine not getting a 1st. in a humanities subject, no less
howling

>>77647505
actually white upper middle which if u knew any wud know are the 2nd biggest purveys of black music

>>77647476
some people are just NPCs

>>77647535
got a 2:1 and had a job lined up before i even graduated.

>>77647446
post fucking machines

>>77647548
have you heard of the high elves?

>>77647521
mphys? did you go to that shite trip in north wales back in feb?

>>77647437
there are some scenes where they get changed and have baths and go to beaches, but not quite nudity.
and there are some scenes where 2 girls fall on each other and a camera pans across them as though it were a romantic scene, but not quite a sex scene

when i was at the pub today dropped the term 'normie' and mentioned sue quite a few times

>>77647535
i wanted to be a teacher, I'm a teacher

Worked out fine thanks

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>ywn blast gooks in a huey blaring this shit whilst tripping out on hallucinogenic drugs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGjvgvqOx7c

have not a single (You) thus far into the thread

>>77647611
>sue
who?

>>77647614
nonce twat

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What does she think about

>>77647616
please don't post my photo online

>>77647587
no, Ba, but i'm the guy who you've spoken to about it twice now
i'm the guy that always posts drunk tiger woods
did you graduate this year?

>>77647611
actually sort ur life out mate

>>77647605
post pictures of it next thread so i may wank to it

What is the whitest, wealthiest part of London?

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now THIS is why I pay the licence fee

>>77647663
the City

Hate everything mostly myself but also Normies FUCK normies

>>77647616
my uncle steve was a huey door gunner in the 'nam

got 73 on my meng dissertation

ask me what it's like to be a brainlet, will answer to the best of my abilitey

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>>77647605
>there are some scenes where they get changed and have baths and go to beaches, but not quite nudity.
>and there are some scenes where 2 girls fall on each other and a camera pans across them as though it were a romantic scene, but not quite a sex scene

>>77647655
i shalln't,

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>>77647638
fuck all
but she's hot

This oratorio "The Immortal" by Mark Simpson on the proms is a bit spooky lads

>>77647338
good post

>>77647638
You need to stop this obsession you creep, I swear if she knew some greasy freak was constantly reposting photos from her facebook to a mongolian basket weaving forum...

>>77647700
No do.

>>77647704
donesn't even look human senpai

wanna go to vietnam some time and when I'm there get some kind of scar so I can tell people I got it in 'nam

>>77647694
more like mong dissertation aahahahah x

>>77647644
ye did a graduation last week

>tfw got 44 in a final year module (hate cosmology, hate it) and still graduated with a 1st

>>77647638
big black cocks

>>77647630
You'll never prove that

>>77647693
he probably killed innocent women and children.

>>77647606
never reply to me again filthy bentnosed football enthusiast couldn't give a rat's arse about what you think qualifies as science

>>77647254
grime isn't anything to do with hip hop
no, stormzy isn't real grime any more than Dance With Me is

>>77647663
Heathrow departures

>>77647704
>she

>>77647606
all 'Section X' should start with a capital S
sticks out immediately

>>77647704

>deanos think that mong is attractive

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>the proms

>>77647731
what shit tier uni did u go to if u went below 50 u were barred from a first at ucl

>>77647693
I bet hes a cool dude who likes smokes, drink and women based Steve

>>77647741

wish this country had a guilty until proven innocent system

>>77647638
netflix
soaps
makeup
holidays
boys x
dresses
shoes
nails xx
instagram likes
iphones

>>77647704
she looks like she's made of fucking plastic

>>77647744
haha you're autistic

>>77647775
bender

>>77647787
university of york

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>>77647731
nice 1 lad
got a 1st in every module in my final year and 80% overall so my first page of my CV looks extremely hench
no industry experience though so haven't even had a single interview offer yet

>>77647782
hey only been 3 times this year so far maggot man

>>77647731
enjoy your no-job LOL

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>>77647743
>>
>Anonymous 07/27/17(Thu)15:03:54 No.77647743 ▶
> >>77647693
> he probably killed innocent women and children.

>>77647806
ponce

>>77647751
this
if you've never done a proper radio set back to back with other mcs then you're not grime simple as

>>77647704
looks like a tall dwarf

>>77647787
sounds a bit arbitrary

>>77647616
>ywn be a NVA gook who gets court martialed and shot in the head for listening to decadent capitalist music from the South

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM-taXkXvqM

anyone else who went to a decent uni notice that the white English were FAR more inteligent than the JFs or 'native' browns?

not racist btw racism is a crime and crime is for black people haha

>>77647845
*runs away*

a guy at NASA called me and said if i wanted the position i applied for i'd have to leave school and go there for the fall semester, i asked if i could do it during the summer and he basically said no. what do i do? i don't even know if my scholarships would allow that

>>77647787
I couldn't get 2:1 in archaeology because I fucked up two drawing modules in second year and got like 45% in them (I'm just gash at drawing). They said I would have got a 2:1 but didn't because of the low grades in those two modules
I was absolutely seething

>>77647832
this is the moment the arrogant student realises his expensive piece of paper means nothing.

>>77647872
Didn’t really have any foreigners on my course at uni desu

Watching Friends in HD on Comedy Central

>tfw depressed

>>77647726
>>77647762
>>77647775
>>77647806
>>77647860
She is clearly attractive and you absolute runtoid mongreloids have no platform to judge others appearance (above all an attractive young woman), fact

>>77647908
>>77647908
go to sleep

>>77647832
do you put module results on your cv?
think i got a 1st in everything apart from that one desu, was an utter shite exam

what kind of jobs you applying to? helps to pick out skills from the listing and give examples from unaaaaaay

>>77647872

Of course, there are lots of scholarships that are only available to ethnic minorities, they get a free ride just to make the university look good.

>>77647879
If the degree is ultimately to get you a job at NASA, why not quit uni and start now?

>>77647887
>2:2
>in archaeology
wew you are fucked for life pal

>>77647879
they're sending you to mars?

>>77647832
>got a 1st in every module in my final year and 80% overall so my first page of my CV looks extremely hench
haha you fucking mong
no one cares that much, cut out half of the uni bullshit you've got and replace it with a paragraph about the experience you want to gain and your future goals in the workplace

>>77647909
i'm ugly as fuck m8 so i know a thing or two about ugly

>>77647924
>do you put module results on your cv?

also wondering this

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*glasses you*

>>just an actual published author in the sciences
>t. author of the international advanced journal of global science and good technology
ummm sweetie i'll have you know one of my papers was actually invited to be submitted to algorithmica
http://www.scimagojr.com/journalrank.php?category=1701

>>77647922
I'm on the dole and lost all control of my sleep pattern

>>77647901
Watch this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4NuopZzdPc

What's the hype with Stormzy?

Skepta is so much better

>>77647787
>there is such massive grade inflation at ucl that you get punished for getting a 3rd, which should be a punishment in itself

SCREECHING

do you get part of your grade from bothering to waddle into lectures too?

yank tier

>>77647957
even his shadowboxing is effeminate and pathetic

>>77647957
>gif
fuck off

>>77647908
Popping down the shops to get some alcohol to self medicate with so I can escape the clutching grips of it for a few hours

>>77647879
did they specify the salary?

>>77647890
not arrogant, just hopeless
at least the debt is pretty much imaginary

>>77647924
>>77647947
yeah i've got a bunch of them on my first page, been applying for lab technician, data analyst, internship and graduate jobs that take physicists, had my CV reviewed by a professional and they said it's great except i need experience, which i don't have

>>77647909
is this her brother? cousin? i know shes irish

>>77647872
only had 1 middle eastern lad on my course and he was an actual genius
went to a VERY white uni and did a white male dominated course

now i know i've got to run away

>>77647977
and what uni did you go to

>>77647909
Absolute fucking awful taste, seriously consider suicide

>>77647972
ribena hows the transition going

>>77648002
*trips you up*

haha

>>77647986
deleted my cookies, lost my filters. adding this one back in immediately.

>>77647957
>gif
you know what to do

The Mayweather And McGregor fight is going to be broadcast in cinemas. Lel. It's going to be wank. Mayweather will box evasively and win on points. Literally just the biggest cash grab in TV history

really tempted to mess with tim

lads can you please persuade me to not harass a mentally ill person

>>77647988
have you tried being a woman? female m8 walked into a decent analyst job despite ZERO experience
doesn't seem very fair iah

>>77647467
>female hairdressers
Is there any other kind (?)

thread has been abysmal thus far

>>77647933
not really, I'm working as a field archaeologist now and after a couple of years of field experience I'll be able to get onto a Masters.
I'm also a tall rugby playing #lad so I generally do well in interviews and selection events

>>77648019
the virgin proposal

>>77648023
Don’t engage it

>>77648030
fuck off

>>77648030
pathetic

>>77647929
not convinced good unis do much of this, I know they do in clapistan

More that the JFs are just wealthy here, doesn't make them smart though

>>77647887
lol i mean i got sympathy for you lad but hwo u not get a 2.1. like u are admitted to uni u shud get a 2.1. with no effort so how u get below that

>>77647977
nah you tit if you get accepted by a uni u are expected to get a 2.1. or they woudln't let you in. clearing expect 2.2. no one expects below that and thye expect 2.2. to be vast minority of graduates most who would get below drop out. Problem is that everyone gets 2.1. at uni nowerdays regardless of where u go because that swhy the uni accepts you. doesn't matter if you oxford or oxford brooks they expect 2.1.

*activates anti-bully ranger*

>>77648080
>gif
FUCK OFF

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>>77648043
male hairdressers are barbers my lad

>>77648037
will be a right laugh tho

>>77648058
tbf it's the stupidest and most pointless gimmick going

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>>77647909

>>77648009
university of life kid, you should try it for a couple of terms

>>77648080
/brit/ is a webm general

>tfw 4k TV

>>77648023
It's becoming more normal

I'm coming out next week at my trial

People probably already know since I have tits an wear women's trainers with a slight heel

>>77648080
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPTTTTTTTTTT

>>77647964
>Invited to be submitted
Howling.
I have had two papers published in journals with a higher SJR in the same categories, in may alone, Dr. Postdoc slave.

>>77648080
'ckin ell

>>77648109
bit rude

>>77647969
hardest thing is to snap out of it
it need to be done

>>77648109
It’s a classic and you need to go away

egg

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>I'm coming out next week at my trial

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>tfw getting a job as a government mandarin
>tfw not an actual mandarin in the qing dynasty sense of the word
>tfw my life will be more like the 'thick of it' than just laying around in silk robes reading confucian analects

Did you lads watch the JRE with Megan Phelps-Roper? She literally got deflowered at 26 by some guy who bantered her on Twitter. Wish it had been me desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOnefFVBEb0

aight leaving for soho see some of u lads in friendly society then maybe heaven xoxo

Who /hype/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHed8u2Yv98

sister works at a uni near me and is doing clearing

says that if a foreign student gets in touch they have to give them the place even if the course is full because it's so profitable for the university

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHc9kSUlDH0


How common are scenes like this in UK schools?

>>77648066
>lol i mean i got sympathy for you lad but hwo u not get a 2.1
I did a shit ton of extra curricular stuff and like I said, getting 45% in two modules fucks you up. About half of my year got 2:1s on 62 or 63%, I would have been in that group if I could actually fucking draw.

egg

algerian sure you did

ribena post pics before you get locked up

>>77648054
fuck you I'll engage who I want, when I want

>>77648118
Good luck, we all support your decision and know you're innocent, the corrupt UK justice system doesn't though

>>77648147
Problem?

How can you sentence a tranny for indirectly threatening you with jihad?

is a tranny trial like a football trial

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>>77648142
you're a mong

>>77648163
no, seriously fuck off. nobody cares about boxing 'round here, partner

>>77648151
You're not smart, charismatic or connected enough to be anything other than a paper pusher, sorry lad

>>77648164
definitely true
uni strongly encouraged me to go on a year abroad because i still had to pay fees as i was technically still a UK uni student too
UK unis will do anything for dosh

>>77648192
>How can you sentence a tranny for indirectly threatening you with jihad?
quite easily one would assume

>>77648066
this post is really hard to read. break up your paragraphs more if you have dyslexia please

>>77647964
That being said, are you allowed to apply for research grants in your position?

>>77647541
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/hoi#Pronunciation
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/neger#Pronunciation_2

>>77648189
Don’t reply to me you horrible little goblinoid

>>77648157
cba listening, give us a timestamp

>>77648169
there's a reason this video is so popular is because it's quite rare
but autists like the prefect are very common, they're normally a lot more introverted so this never happens

>>77648169
all the prefects in my school were popular and cool

i hear y'all niggas but i don't really hear ya'll niggas know what I'm saying?

>>77648118
You're playing the tranny card so they let you off for being mentally ill?

How long will pakiboo be going down for?

>>77648164
i did sixth form at a college rather than my school and the tuition for JFs was something like £5k per term

>>77648185
I'm going to post celebration picks after my trial when I get my laptop back

>>77648189
Thanks

Weird that my solicitor isn't responding to my emails

>>77648196
Heard someone at work saying "break the pakis legs" when talking about football, think he was talking abut Lukaku
Might have said "Pikey"

>>77648261
fifteen to life

>>77648261
20 years minimum

Ctrl+F:
Fuck: 23 results
Shit: 7 results
Nigger: 3 results

Let's tone it down lads.

>>77648261
hope he gets bummed in jail. he probably hopes he does too though tbf

>>77648261
death penalty hopefully

Niggas called me to set you up
Want me to come and wet you up
Cause you a out of town nigga like Biggie
Heard about the shit with Diddy
So I came through to vest you up
And I got a vest for 40, a vest for Hush
A vest for every nigga with an owl on his chest and what

>>77648239
She doesn't talk about it on the cast, just wanted to show what a qt she is

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/11/23/conversion-via-twitter-westboro-baptist-church-megan-phelps-roper

>“It’s hard to even describe how weird it was,” she told me. It was her first date ever, and it was with someone who had become a symbol of the unattainable. “I was quite a bit like a teen-ager. He put his arm around my waist at one point, and I just stood up so straight.” She and C.G. connected as strongly in person as they had online, and they now live together.

NIGger

ahh yes the degree classification meme yet again

>sweat my arse off to get a first
>all the normies on my course with 2.1s have better jobs than me
>few lads i know with 2.2s got onto graduate schemes i didn't get accepted onto

don't get your hopes up if you're a sperg laddos, social skills mattering more than grades isn't a meme which i had to learn the hard way

>>77648225
2 sentences does not dyslexia make, have you ever considered whether you're dyslexic?

>>77648230
no longer work in academia so no
was simply pointing out that it's a good form to put figures at the top, anything in-text will be too distracting and just looks bad

>>77648291
fuck your shit nigger

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think the m8 got a third, either that or a 2:2

wrote his masters dissertation in 3 days, 4000 words

>>77648261
hope it's chemical castration

racist and sexist much?

>>77648283
nah you should probably do it before
because if the judge has any fucking sense whatsoever they'll take the first chance to lock you up and throw away the fucking key

Anyone got the video of Tim where he first sees the photo of Lisicki?

I've got the one of the pakitranny but not Lisicki.

:(

>>77648169
didn't enjoy seeing this

fuck those normies

>>77648255
No

It's just a bonus

My main reason is wanting these people to see the real me as I may never have transitioned if not for them

>>77648355
link to tranny

>>77648355
was around July 2016 IIRC

>>77648333
>wrote his masters dissertation in 3 days, 4000 words
that won't be a 3
that will be a straight fail

my birfday in 3 days

>>77648319
i have good social skills and got a first but didn't make it into any internships
life of working at tesco because of it. simple as

>>77648366
they wont be there idiot

>>77648333
fuck me what piece of shit uni did oyu go we had to do 15k for our masters

>>77648383
nah he was at graduation so must've scraped a pass
desu mine was only 8500 words and got a strong 1st

>>77648382
yeh thanks mate only 300 videos to look through then

>>77648395
I mean authority in general

>tfw got a first but didn't join any societies while at uni so now i can't get a job

monumentally fucked it.

>>77648414
still refuse to believe that's real

>>77648387
*travels three days into the future*
Happy Birthday
*slams your face into the cake*
hahahaha.... bender

>>77648414
>collisions
lmao

>>77648383
didn't say what runt degree it was though

>>77648355
The very original and it's kev not lisicki

https://youtu.be/9oRLmbsxP0U

around 20 minutes i think

>>77648261
probably nothing

>>77648406
>>77648443
varies wildly depending on course
we were recommended 9k+ (physics)

set my pubes alight for laughs

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>don't read books simple as

>>77648414
so this... is the power.... of australians......

Post your fantasy football teams

>>77648424
can't be fucked doing it myself right now I'm afraid

>>77648330
My mate who used to work in one of the good universities in London says he makes/saves more money here than back home. Plenty of funding and development aid shekels.

>>77648169
I don't get it

>>77648414
saved for aus banter folder

>>77648371
ts-baileyjay.com

>>77648479
Books are for children too young to use an ipad

HOWLING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkClpJ9m4AU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkClpJ9m4AU

>>77648479
who are you quoting

>>77648322
i'm not dyslexic, the post is badly written

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>who are you quoting

>wanting a career

don't get this meme tb h

>ah yes, I'm going to be stressed and tired out of my mind for the next 50 years, earning just enough to feed myself so Mr Shekelberg can get rich, and if I'm lucky I may even get a pension at the end of it all

Nah fuck that

>>77648414
this cannot be real. cannot be serious.

>>77648503
why does tim

wait yes I remember, he's a mentally ill man

>>77648524
then what the fuck else are you doing with your life?

>>77648503
https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/890626892608421888

>>77648503
ahh yes a mentally ill man, very funny

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>>who are you quoting

>>77648452
cackling
remember this one

>>77648406
>15k for our masters
wut
my Bachelors dissertation had to be 12-14k, masters theses have to be around 25k

>>77647988
it's $600/wk

>>77648479
books are dangerous, they absorb autistic energies of the writers and radiate them to their readers

>>77648549
>I can't live without someone telling me what to do

the modern wageslave, ladies and gentlemen

>>77648503
does he have 5 tabs uploading youtube videos at once?

>>77648503
why does he never say what is showing on tv? he never says the tv show name. really bugs me.

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rate the bookshelf lads

>>77648406
mine was 100k but it was a group project

*gets up at 6
*commutes for an hour and a half*
*works for 9 hours then expected to work overtime*
*commutes for a hour and a half*
*gets home and coughs up grey phlegm*
*has three hours of freedom then goes to bed to repeat it all again*

ah yes London

a bear should have a swiper ngl

>>77648524
the system is fucked

might become a buddha or something

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Tim must weigh close to 20st at this point

>>77648590
>neet desperately trying to convince us his days have purpose and he isn't just lying in his own filth wanking to traps

>>77648612
Only one more day, wagies!

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>>>who are you quoting

>>77648524
>earning just enough to feed myself

kek
we don't all live in eastern euro povvoland

>>77648567
NASA's offering you a triple figure job and asking you to drop out of uni
you're either thick for not doing it or thick for falling for a scam
could always speak to your uni to postpone your studies and finish them off later

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>>77648624

>>77648643
lol

>>77648643
what the fuck was that? fucking pervert

>>77648498

>>77648612
*still doesn't earn enough for the rent on his sharehouse, let alone raising a family*

>>77648690

>>77648594
he's mentally ill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8F5dz8kv1w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8F5dz8kv1w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8F5dz8kv1w

me n the lads

>>77648656
eastern europe has better wage-to-living-cost ratios than much of the uk. rent really kills us here.

>>77648643
is she missing teeth?

>>77648723

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>>77648594

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>>77648645
he does eat brioche every day

>>77648736
you're insane

>>77648656
uk is povvo land

>>77648736
former housemate from czech said she has a better quality of life working as a barista here than working a real job in povvoland

>>77648733
'd

>>77648736
not all of us live in London sweaty

mmm the nasal cycle just hit me
I can breathe really nicely now

landlords are genuine scum desu

>>77648786
>sweaty

you could probably save up 50k and live like a king in eastern europe for 6 months to a year couldnt you?

>>77648736
>much of the UK
You mean London?

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made stirfry

>>77648818
more than half of all MPs are landlords
really gets the noggin jogging

>>77648818
Jog on deadbeat

Sick of Chinese

would you bum tim?

>>77648834
manchester's getting a bit pricey

>>77648657
<$30k isn't an inordinate amount (600*4*12) but i turned him down. said i'd be interested in the summer

>>77648839
that's pizza

might kop a mcdonalds

@77648823

>>sweaty

FOY

>>77648875
new one lads
>>77648875
new one lads
>>77648875
new one lads
>>77648875
new one lads

need to be up at 5am tomorrow
do i take a valium in order to go to bed earlier and get more sleep or will this make me wake up feeling groggy and shit?