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anime

>>77642051
Ugly bint

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lads with cats

is it morally wrong or anything to copypaste an argument instead of making it yourself if the actual argument is sound?

I just blew a Kraut who was slagging off Britain the fuck out in a different thread but i feel quite guilty about it now.

>Cat-obsessed Pakis
>Nigger yanks
>Waifu mongoloid
Ah yes, truly /brit/ has never been better

>>77642099
u gay?

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>>77642051
Superb edition

>>77642114
link?

>>77642099
why did you save this picture

>>77642095
better looking than any of the cretins on your island

>>77642051
>this is a monstrosity that kissless virgins obsess over

lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkTMLiNJza4

>health insurance

still can't believe yanks do this

some Finnish child is harassing me and trying to flirt with me

going to block her

>>77642134
yu the best

genuinely, not memeing think slightly less of people who own cats

>>77642152
There is not a single person nor animal in Iceland that looks worse than that slag

>>77642051
souless eyes, like a stuffed teddy...

>>77642051
>that video
what a fucking yankaboo nerd

>>77642148
cause i like you why

>>77642075
Whippets, greyhounds, lurchers, deerhounds.

Sighthounds are lovely dogs

>>77642139

Here. He was mad about the black guy in that BBC video on the Romans.
>>77640776
>>77640776
>>77640776

neighbor's dog keeps barking loudly

think i'll go and break his jaw

>>77642051
why would anybody spend time memorising all this meaningless information in alphabetical order only

>>77642134
poozoo

>>77642127
I'm Tim Byrne, and welcome to fatass

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gf

Doing a read
http://www.publicseminar.org/2014/04/slavery-the-capital-that-made-capitalism/#.WXoWLb3TXqA

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>Jamal Blackman

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>>77642181
seems like your brain is in proportion with your 5'4 frame then

>>77642161
>looks weird
No it doesn't, that's what a hound looks like you paki scroatbag

>>77642224
this person definitely has a manface

>>77642252
Poor response, I have clearly blown you miles out of the water

If you think a whippet (one of the most gentle, loyal dogs) looks weird you're either 12 or a Paki

>>77642065
what about all the wild dogs that don't need looking after? It's not a question of need, it's just a bond. Dogs just want to serve you and please you as best they can, they bond to one pack. Cats do not. If you died tomorrow, your cat would go scratch at a neighbors door for food, and leech on to the next person that feeds it and keeps it warm. Cats need looking after, they can't even handle the fucking rain. Absolutely pathetic creatures.

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>>77642252

>>77642263
why are you so agressive lad, fucks sake I already said I like dogs
are your feelings that easily hurt? bit sad
wont respond to you again by the way x

never lost an internet argument

probably the p4p best ITT

dogs have a weird nail halfway up their legs

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>>77642127

day off tomorrow

time to get fucked up on weed and benzos

>>77642321
be safe x

Baffled at people that like dogs so much
Hate when they act like you have to like dogs as well
>look at my ugly smelly noisy pet, isn't he wonderful
"no"

>>77642292
loads of cats near me go from house to house via gardens looking for food from neighbours. whores the lot of them.

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>>77642284
>On 29 August the Icelandic Coast Guard suffered the only fatality of the conflict after ICGV Ægir collided with yet another British frigate. Halldór Hallfreðsson, an engineer on board the Icelandic vessel, died by electrocution from his welding equipment after sea water flooded the compartment where he was making hull repairs

>>77642321
have fun

doing speed then benzos tomorrow myself

>>77642308
dumb paki poster

german shepherd

Who's got the weirdest name in /brit/?

>>77642321
good lad

irish wolfhound

>>77642345
He died not in vain, for we were victorious

>>77642369
don't wanna talk about it

>>77642369
is Montgomery weird? my dad likes military history.

Cos my sex junk

dog keeps dry heaving

what do i do

had a housemate move in a few days ago. he is rather large. imagine my surprise when he turned out to live off a diet of chips, bread, sausages, fizzy drinks and pie

>>77642321
Can I come?

Worst part about cats are the dipstick owners who leave them outside all day ("tee hee I have an 'outdoors' cat")
They kill millions of lovely little starlings and sparrows every year
Wretched things

>>77642423
might have something stuck in its throat

>>77642406
doxxed nerd

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me and the lads
could kick anyone here to within an inch of their life

>>77642431
>They kill millions of lovely little starlings and sparrows every year
good
annoying little runts

>>77642423
dry hump it

>>77642369
me, siobhan x

>>77642449
bottom right looks swedish

>>77642431
maybe yours does because it's a runt cat that you didn't train

i know for a fact that mine keeps the local rat population low, we gave him a bollocking every time he went after a bird as a kitten so he learned not to go after them.

>>77642479
they all look swedish because its the same guy

moving in 11 hours

>>77642431
he's got a cat flap so he does whatever the fuck he wants, I dont "leave" him anywhere

>>77642485
I don't have a cat and never will because I'm neither a Paki nor a bender

>>77642369
alri

>>77642493
Top left is clearly a boy

flat earth is real

>>77642493
i thought it was because all downies look kind of similar

>Remember to cover your sand pit up, anon, otherwise all the neighbors cats will shit in it, and that can make you very poorly

I knew from that day onwards that cats were disgusting creatures that should be universally hated

love

>>77642500
*enters your house unannounced via the catflap*

>>77642503
i have two cats and two dogs, every one of them could heem you with a single pawswipe

what now eh

Never met a grown male who owned a cat and wasn't an abnormal saddo with a terrible relationship with his mother

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Second pizza of the week

>>77642545
dont think you'd fit through haha

>>77642545
hello skelly

Wondering what to post
Next post decides what I post

>>77642542
serves you right for not having a cat or dog

>>77642406
actual billionaire

>>77642572
walk to the nearest shitting street and post pics

>>77642308
Why are you so arseravaged, Abdul? Did a whippet knock you back? lmao

your willy

>>77642572
Post about the sheer righteousness of the IRA

>>77642485
the only thing that would train the cat is not to bring the dead carcasses back to you after it kills them for sport.

>>77642051
utterly adorable

>>77642423
heem him till he's blue

subbed to psychedsubstance

>>77642584
But we've always had a dog. He never shit in my sandpit, and actively chased disgusting cats out our garden.

>>77642369
Guess my name

feel sorry for fat lads

why don't you just eat less food?

>>77642639
'jeet

lol you're actually talking about cats killing off birds
would love to see you walking your dog without a leash

going for a cheeky indian tonight

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Should I have a cheeky drink tonight since it's almost friday lids?

>>77642369
tarquin here

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Any bent man in?

>>77642666
Phwoar

cats? nah
dogs? nah
snakes and bearded dragons? sign me up senpai

>>77642639
Watch out
He's gunning for you >>77642665

>>77642640
>just stop being addicted

>>77642661
dogs are too retarded to get birds
they just murder rodents and small domestic animals like hamsters

just overdosed on modafinil

>>77642685
yeah so why don't you?

>>77642685
>how do i stop doing thing
don't do thing

just overdosed on semen

fuck off negro
you are worse in the hierarchy than us gay

>>77642661
I walk my dog without a lead everywhere. she heels perfectly without instruction, waits for my order to cross roads, does not case cats, will not come to people who call her unless I tell her to go, ignores other dogs who bark at her. Sure feels good having such a strong bond with an animal that you can pretty much read each other without a word spoken. Feel sorry for cat pakis they will never experince that level of bond

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i run this site

top o' the mornin to ye

http://i.4cdn.org/aco/1501061038355.jpg
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>>77642590
Yes! They are right!
>>77642589
>xxxxxxxxxxx
My Willy is like that thing. It grows and shrinks and grows and shrinks

any yorkshire man in?

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>snakes and bearded dragons? sign me up senpai

>>77642720
NOOOOOOOOOOOOONCE

any jewish man in?

>>77642685
addiction is just a myth people with no will power use to get sympathy

it doesn't exist. neither does depression or ADHD

just overdosed on marijuanas

any nonce hunter lad in?

just overdosed on daffodils

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>>77642726
Good lad

hi im new what do you do in these threads

lets just dispel myths like addictions, depression, etc. before they take over the thread, shall we?

>>77642649
Not a Sikh x
>>77642665
Scat fetish bad

>>77642731
>>77642735
*puts you both in the oven with a portion of chips*

>>77642737
this

done all the worst drugs known to man and never got addicted

>>77642776
>he puts chips in the oven

The fuck is wrong with you runt

>>77642661
fancy having a runt dog that feels the need to overcompensate by trying and failing to kill small animals

screeching

if your dog is under 15kg it's not a dog, it's a rat

if addiction isnt real why don't you just stop posting on 4chan?

>>77642775
>Not a Sikh x
hindus are sis tier
>>77642798
FOY

>>77642178
yes.
>>77642204
no.

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>>77642742
Yeah ama

>>77642810
because i enjoy it

why would you post here if you didn't enjoy it

>>77642711
Haven't you heard? We're based now

>>77642775
Ilesh, Nihal or Fateh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRx50n_JYj8

the gf

>>77642737
>>77642792
*injects you with heroin*

>>77642688
My dogs don't kill or attack anything or anyone. Don't know any dogs that kill rodents, that is literally cat niggers domain. Dogs will effectively hunt rabbits and foxes if you teach them to

>>77642765
Post Willy
>>77642810
I already did. This is post retirement visit

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>tfw no good hentai exists of your waifu

>>77642810
Because like all things, it's only bad for you if you let it be. Nowt wrong with posting on the chon

Would love to cook and eat a dog

>>77642879
learn to draw nerd

>>77642114
>>77642199

>I just blew a Kraut who was slagging off Britain the fuck out in a different thread but i feel quite guilty about it now.

Except you didn't, and have proceeded to make yourself look like a clueless fucking ape.

HATE when people tell me about anxiety

>lol just calm down bro
>just stop being nervous

fucking REEEE

>Daddy, why did you marry Mommy?
>We both liked "The Wire" on a dating app

>>77642899
dude just take a benzo lmao its like £20 for 100 10mg valiums on the dark web rofl

I just blew a Kraut

>>77642844
beautiful and incredibly funny
i love her lads i can't help it

>>77642899
Jusr chill senpai

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>b-but im addicted to food!

IRA is based

>>77642051
i dont get it. Who is she? Just some random youtuber?

I don't get normies
what's wrong with them

is running up the stairs when you're not in a rush a sign of the 'tism? normals don't seem to do it

>>77642922
Why would you need to use the dark net? just go to a psychiatrist.

>>77642953
Afraid and incapable of introspection.

>>77642922
>the dark web
hello FBI trying to give the impression everything is fine with the markets

>>77642945
Maith an fear

>>77642947
fuck off new cunt

>>77642899
get a grip lad

>>77642944
Try going without food for a few days and see how you like it, genius

>>77642945
The red guard was based

>>77642956
It's decent exercise for motivated people. I do it without thinking. Why waste time walking up them like a pensioner when you are young and spritely?

bottled calling the prozzie again

fucks sake i'm dying a virgin

>Xirparent why did you marry Otherkinparent?
>I love otherkinparent's phantom tail and she loves me BECAUSE of my dysphoria, not in spite of it

>>77642666
For the love of all that is holy post moar!!!!

>>77642993
Shes posted here every day and I've never seen an explanation of who she is

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>based

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Feel sad

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Found an s

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I only eat food so i dont die

>>77643039
why lad

>>77642976
>incapable of introspection
isn't that a basic requirement of consciousness?

>>77643003
haven't eaten since yesterday sweety x
check and mate :)

>>77642947
shes one of the new twitter commie slags, but a bit more laid back

>>77643024
Just do it you fucking melt!

>>77643032
aishas mate from norwich, she's more rational than the other commie slags though
has posted on /brit/ on several occasions

>>77643039
Sorry for BTFOing you so hard lad

You should've known not to go up against me

took psychedelics and turned into russell brand

just syringed my ears
lump of wax the size of a pistachio came out

Smokes pot and turned into a nigger

>>77643103
>knowing what size a pistachio is
FOB

eating a frozen pizza

got called knobjockey in paddy power

>>77643119
yankiest post i've ever read
please go to /cum you don't belong here

>>77643074

think i'll burst into tears if a girl tries to have sex with me. i just wasn't supposed to breed simple as

>>77643126
maybe you should let it thaw first haha

Pradeep
Amandeep

>>77643103
What did you syringe them with? does it hurt?

got called a spazmoid in homebase

Took cocaine and now I'm Superman.

managed to turn my sleep paralysis into lucid dreaming the last 2 nights

had sex with a japanese pornstar was alright

got called Greg is Creggs

called a retard a retard in B&Q

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>>77643199
was it atomi shuri

Feel like this board has become slightly less /pol/ infested in the last ~2 months, marginially offsetting the mass immigration from there that kicked off during the Trump campaign

Wonder why that is?

got called a cultural marxist in home bargains

>>77643235
leftypol fighting back against the yank politics menace

>>77643206
>>77643213
You dun goofed.

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>>77643163

it doesn't hurt, actually kind of satisfying. you just blast the water in, it drains out and drags debris out with it. everyone who wears headphones or earplugs should be doing this often.

>>77643235
people don't support drumpf anymore but its still right wing

got called a morris dancer in morrisons

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>>77643226
nah shoko takahashi

>>77643235
constant failure by drumpf and the brexiteers leading to reduced enthusiasm from their bases

We are getting close to Indian Independence day. Independence from us. We took India by force, a peaceful land, a wealthy land, a cultured and educated land and destroyed it over 200 years teaching Muslims to hate Hindus and Hindus to hate Muslims leading to the splitting of India into India and Pakistan. All of south Asia's problems are due to us.
Every single benefit we have is from the imperial rape we imposed on the world, we should have to pay our former oppressed colonies for what we have done to them.
Now I can hear the right wingers squeal in their slop "But I personally didn't do it! That was a whopping 70 years ago!" well listen righty if you want to benefit from the imperial rape your ancestors committed you should also have to be punished for the imperial rape and give JUSTICE to the victims of that imperial rape.
So now we have accepted that we owe our former colonised people for what we have how to go about giving them reparations? First there are direct cash payments, ease of movment for their citizens, free education in British schools so they have have a middle class and many more.
Discuss.

>>77643281
are you literally 12 or 13 years old?

>>77643256
>tri-stream tip
all me

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choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9meZ30EpXXY

>go on youtube and the top trending video is some fruity ginger cunt trying to be the American Ed Sheeran but somehow worse
bloody hate the yanks

Got called a bender in the Save-A-Lot.

>>77643281
>right wing paddy
alri west brit

>>77643296
looks generic and shit cogito non ero sum ipso facto meam: dropped.

>>77643323
Most Irish are socially conservative but economically socialist

>>77643301
not even memeing, brexit has gone a lot better than i expected. could have been so much worse

whatever fits your rhetoric though

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was it rape?

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If you're good looking, you can have a swastika tattoo and a hitler quote as your bio and still get 263 tinder matches in a week

looks are EVERYTHING

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are quorn chicken nuggets nice? just put some in the oven

>>77643256
Don't get how splashing water in your ears can get the wax out. Does it get into the ear canal?

Haven't been here in five months. Have I missed anything good?

Complete the sentence to win a prize

DES PA ____

>>77643345
patrician combination

Anxiety attack

Got called a nonce in Rite Aid.

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>>77643368

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my child just wrote this and its incredible

Wew lads

https://youtu.be/5_CKaH1D6xg

>>77643378
rate

I smoke weed. i'm a covert smoker though. you would literally never be able to tell i smoke by looking at me or talking to me. never carry it with me because it stinks and i think it's embarassing, never smoke it in public because it's not worth the potential hassle. every girlfriend I ever had was jaw droppingly shocked when they found out I smoke. It's just really good to relax with after a hard day, less moreish than alcohol, and doesn't give you a hangover. it's also very good to enjoy with music, and adds intrigue to things that would ordinarily be dull and boring.

HATE vocal and visual stoners, though, with a burning passion. Anyone else share this mentality?

>>77643358
peng

>>77643345
>aborts weans
>fag marries
>join MENSA
>imports mbokos
>lowers corporate tax

Girls don't have interests. They just text Chads, watch Chads on TV, go to the bar to meet chads

used to do archery but gave it up because thats not me

donald fart poosident of the united sharts of americrap

>>77643403
Not a single word.

>>77643403
discrete smoking masterace

>>77643391
I want to kick your son in the ribs

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>>77643418
they're cute as fuck as well

What's the name of the hardest estate in your area lads

>>77643235
because people's opinions dont really count for much outside elections

>>77643358
they're better than cheap frozen chicken nuggets

Just sent out twenty messages to various girls on Match.

Wish me luck.

Had my third unsuccessful date last week. Getting quite bored of this, chaps.

>>77643417
Not a single one of these things was done with consent of the populace. The fag marriage failed like 3 times but they kept making them vote until they got the right answer

>>77643418
>Chads
FOY

alabammer

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hate cookign diner

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>>77643420
I can shoot the pecker off a fly from 70 feet away

>>77643456
Whichever one I'm in, loser.

>>77643364

yes it does. the water goes down the canal, hits the eardrum and then drains out. it took about 5 squirts for my wax to come out. if your ear is totally blocked it will probably make it worse however, then you'll need it suctioned at a clinic.

is playing guitar and piano a hobby?

>>77643488
not a fan of compounds desu. bit easy innit?

>>77643418
Virgin. I know loads of girls who do Irish dancing, horseriding or a sport

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>>77643456
LIVERPOOL

>>77643488
>pecker
FOY

>>77643456
I unironically live in Leigh Park

>>77643456
marsh farm luton

>>77643456
Galliagh

>>77643527
one on the right is p sexy

>>77643456
Sun

>>77643527
sounds like a lad's night out.

muslim lads are a bit cute ngl

>>77643456
langley

need more yuzu posting to increase my dopamine levels 2bh

>>77643582
bizarro-rasheed

>>77643521
All the same, really

KUFFAH

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>>77643527
He's a false fucking prophet pedophile piece of shit

still thinking about the amazing wank I had last night

>>77643527
Screeching could pick 2 females from my local area and we'd still batter the head of those queers

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>>77643599

remembering buying cocaine to wank all day

bad idea really, couldnt get it up after a few lines

>>77643647
>
I heard you can die doing that because your heart is already beating fast

touch my anus

can't really associate the word "wank" with "amazing"

>>77643647
wonder if your face will start rotting off

ALL ABOARD THE POOPOO TRAIN!!!

>P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-POOOOO-WOOOOO
>P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-POOOOOOOOOO

*train comes to a stop, ejecting hot steam into the summer air*

>PISSSSSSSSSSSSS

Next stop is SHITTINGTON STATION.

>PISSSSSSS.....
>P....P....P....P...P...P-P->P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-POOOOO-WOOOOO

>>77643527
left looks like a mong
middle looks like he's in charge
right looks like a psychopath

Has anyone gotten their pets drunk? How much fun was it?

Need to stop in at the ole Stag and Robin inn for a pint or two.

i smoke weed to wank all day
makes me very horny and gay porn is so much better

>>77643669
That's because you are missing an important piece of your foreskin

>>77643695
Nonce.

Need my bp kissed

>>77643719
smirked at this

>>77643719
I think phimosis and dick cheese would only make wanking course.

these are the posts i come on /brit/ to read

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>>77643695

>>77643744
*mwah* haha x

>>77643744
with my cock alright

>>77643771
>>77643771
>>77643771

>>77643744
pics

>>77643753
Have absolutely no idea how "worse" changed to "course"

>>77643697
The proudest looking dude might be the one in charge, no? (right)

left looks docile, left does look like a mong tho

>>77643753
>phimosis
Only happens to like 0.1% of the population
>dick cheese
Your dick still produces cheese, it's just rubbed onto your boxers. You can just wash your dick mate