Which one /int/?

Right, of course.

The one that's into getting slapped during sex.

>>77641725
the right one then? right one yes

I want to want left, but I know that in reality I'd want right

>>77641810
Don't you have goyim slaves to cook for you, btw?

The right one.

I would hug her so much, even when I don't need meals.

>>77641669
The left one.

She's already a bitch, the right one will inevitably get an alpha chad who will change her ways.

>>77641669
The inexperienced one, I'm scared that she will compare me to an ex.

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>>77641669
Left one

The left one

>>77641669
If I have no option to turn both down, then the right one. Only a massive betafag would choose the left.

>>77642517
>FinNEET delusions

>>77642517
>not choosing left to corrupt yourself

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>>77641669
>"Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahaa, lefties are KEKS!!!"
>has a dog or a cat
Explain yourselves.

>>77641669
I want left to cuck me. If I make her dinner maybe I'll get a hug but meanwhile her bull comes over and fucks her.

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>>77642760
joke's on you, i have no pets

>>77642265
>>77642412
ah, i see you're no stranger to pain

>>77641810
this

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>>77641669
This one
I can't read English

>>77641845
Goyim doesn't know how to cook in halal way.

>>77642760
I agree, pets are for cucks, unless you have a use for them.

>>77643554
lol """""""""guard""""""""" dogs
last time my family had one they got their car stereos stolen anyways

I am a cuteboy like the one in the right.
Need a girlfriend (male) like the left one.

>>77641669
left I love to spoil girls and make them dependent to me.

>>77641669
Left is useless af and, excluding the "loves people that want to be spoiled" part, I'm the right one, so none of them.

Anybody else hoping for a gender-bending relationship?

>>77641669
left is useless but women are shit cooks so its a real dilemma