/brit/

ANIME IS SHIT

president cunt

unironically use Reddit quite frequently but still berate those who mention it on here aha what am I like

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ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>77639970
FOBTR

anime is shit

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'i

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>>77639984
Are they related?

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anime

>>77639970
chances are you're likely a twat

>>77640007
ugly roastie

>>77640007
Kill yourself freak

rubbing my qt little clit (penile) thinking about boys x

it's quite wet :3

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>>77640007
'd

Ladies and Gentlemen allow me to present Poosident Toilet Bog Fart of the Poonited sharts of Arsemerica

>>77640050
ugly runt

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anyone tried this?

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https://youtu.be/HkClpJ9m4AU
>everyday, I get these stupid hacks on my PC, it's, ignorant people who can't play a fair game because they're so useless compared to me

Holy shit, I've not laughed like that in donkeys years.

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anime

>>77640057
bit rude

>>77639984
>feint

>>77640091
yea

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>>77640074
blumpf is literally done hahahahah

>>77640058
not a fan of these feminisation posts

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dad just walked in on me playing project diva: future tone

drumpf impeachment soon lads

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unironically just copped these virgin shoes

promiscuous shit dicks are mentally deranged. that's why they'll get aids and die alone

>>77640119
wasn't asking you

>>77640098
his laptop seems completely fine, he's convinced himself there's something wrong with it

its over for cheeto benito lads, get your popcorn ready

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lesleybent Blonalt Grumpf of armenia

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keep thinking we're still in 2016

why do dutch people look like us except taller?

>>77640098
>I don't want to see these stupid adverts, why are these people making clowns of themselves?
you said it tim

going to have a proper belly giggle when clumpf is the only one he can't fire for being a russian whore

Love how /brit/ is slowing transitioning to a left-leaning general.

>>77640172
don't understand this meme honestly

2015-2016 h3 was gold 2bh

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You're walking through a London park one day minding your own business when you come across a group of coloured gentlemen partaking in one of their cultural rap battles.

Upon passing, the group splits, and a large figure emerges, clearly the dominate male. He locks eyes and approaches you.

>STATE YOUR NAME CUZ

How do you reply?

Hilter dood wat nu

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>>77640226
JOCKKKKK

>>77640217
it's literally not. it's at least 72% rorke. Pakis and benders will NEVER be openly welcome.

>>77640225
*adds you to my virgin hitlist*

What's the max height you'd go for in a woman? I'd say 6'5.

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Toil commences

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>le 72% face

>>77640226
one step closer and i'll crush your skull into a thousand smithereens, boy

>>77640226
look at him with disdain and keep walking. i dont engage dangerous chimps

>>77640226
charlene innit :3

why is rorke so obsessed with gay people

>>77640263
5'7

>>77640282
>he actually has that image saved

>>77640282
>>77640295
fuck off faggots

>>77640282
>14 people
>Probably mostly fake votes

why not post the political allegience one with hundreds of votes where lefties make up 12% of the votes, rasheeds 3%, rorkes 72%

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oh wait this had the most votes

ah, faggots, a very good american word

>>77640321
>faggots
fuck off yank

>>77640287
>>77640288
/brit/ is a rorke-free general, please see yourself out

Feeling good about life. I have good friends, I'm easily the coolest person in my social circles, I'm good looking. I don't have love but that never ends well anyway.

>>77640360
get aids

why do yanks post in here and not /cum/?
genuinely dislike them all

>>77640378
When was the last time America accomplished something without thieving from this country?

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>it's literally not. it's at least 72% rorke. Pakis and benders will NEVER be openly welcome.

Ass or tits?

>>77640295
hilariously - there's studies that literally prove if you're homophobic it's because you're a repressed lgbt person yourself.

>>77640421
Tits

Hate Protestants
Hate Muslims
Hate Pagans
Love Roman Catholics
Love Orthodoxy

rorkes are gays?

>>77640412
>phone case on belt
ooer he's hard

>>77640370
fancy fucking off you horrible little FONT

>>77640403
giving yourself a lot of credit there buddy

>>77640421
Tits because i am in fact, not a nigger

>>77640437
Horrid post

>>77640440
Mostly but they are closeted

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>>77640226
SHAT AP BLAD

>>77640295
they spread STD's to females through bisexuals, and in turn, spread them to hetero males. If gays did not exist, HIV and aids would be very much contained in developed countries, possibly non existent. There's also many studies that correlate homosexuality with pedophilia. Not to mention the massive mentall illness rates among the LGBT community that clearly shows most 'gay' people happen to also be lunatics. Don't think it's something that should accepted as normal when it's clearly a mental issue that effects a small minority, I also don't think it should be glorified with degenerate sex parades, and we certainly shouldn't be teaching our kids it's normal behavior. Since it is anything but natural.

i read a study that proves trump is going to be impeached any day now

>>77640440
DEEPLY closeted gays, yes

>>77640461
Waiting for you to name one.

>>77640465
t. Anglican scum

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You should shut your fucking hole. Ugly little cunt. You look like a fucking ball sack. Ugly looking stupid cunt face. I could piss in any gutter and sow five of you. You know how much they pay me to kill a man at King's Landing? Seven silvers. They told me a man's name and that man never saw daylight again. None of them cocksuckers got away from me. I haven't lost a fight since I was nine. MAYBE IT'S TIME? DO YOU THINK? EH? Maybe you're the man. EH? CUNT? You wouldn't stand a chance. None of you would. I was a fucking LEGEND in Gin Alley. The fucking LEGEND. I would take any knight, ANY knight, any time. Fucking cunts in steel plate fucking cowards.

got a small willy that would never pleasure a female

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>>77640463
You were saying?

dont care

>>77640497
self driving cars

>>77640472
*reports you for hate speech*

enjoy your 10 years in prison where you'll soon learn to enjoy being gay, buddy :^)

>>77640508
How small?

>>77640509
Would utterly heem that scrawny old bastard with both my intellect and physical prowess

just in from toil any gimmicks lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN_x9o8MV1o

howling at this

>gets called abnormal and made fun of for even being perceived as homosexual most of your formative life
>family disowns people
>sometimes beaten, abused just for being gay
OH MY GOD GUYS GAYS ARE MENTALLY ILL ITS NOT THE HETEROS FAULT AT ALL

>>77640344
lads

>>77640538
i dont have a shaft

been out of the loop
what's Uncle Donald done now lads

>>77640472
>apostrophes on plurals
state of brainlets

>>77640551
face>hips>tits>legs>waist>arse

I like every part of a woman equally because my male brain is designed to do so

>>77640403
never; stealing america from us was the original unforgivable sin

>>77640577
Face is for closet benders

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hmmm

>>77640577
TERRIBLE list
Kys

>>77640560
o kurwa

>>77640577
idiot

>>77640596
Post some interesting pics

>>77640557
baffling strides in logic

>>77640535
not hate speech, just logical information I have read elsewhere.
>>77640576
great retort, mate. sure showed me.

remember bang bros dvds being slid under cell doors when i was in youth jail

>>77640636
'lo 'er!

daily leftypol raid lads
kids are home from high school

>>77640636
>youth jail

you're hard

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>talk with the gf about star trek
>she likes voyager because the captain is a woman

ah yes, fe-males

Six in the morning and I'm thinking I shit on myself

>>77640653
>kids are home from high school

Absolute state of rorke NEETs

>>77640651
pour some water in it

>>77640653
I was wondering why it was so lefty recently. Of course, school holidays.

>>77640680
Nice one mate

>>77640651
unironically cured my phimo with these, still a bit tight but if I pit moisturizer on a while before i can retract fully erect

>>77640659

just made the story up for a cheeky (you)

>>77640636
spent a few months in a mental institution and ended up being a nicotine gum blackjack dealer

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>>77640662

>>77640677
Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhy?

>>77640676
post fucking machines you filthy, big-nosed kike

>>77640557
>get made fun off for being different
Literally everyone's childhood you sensitive twat

>>77640713
it's like a little cup. then you or a partner can have a sip

>>77640740
I have no partner ;_;

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>>77640697
>>77640651
>hurrr guys circumcision is primitive abuse and should be illegal!!!11
>fuck why is my dick full of diseases

Ah yes, quite pungent my dear...a delectable bit of chocolate.

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I, Toilet Bog Fart, as Cuntmander-in-Queef poo solelmnly swear fat I shill fartfully excrement the Offpiss of Pooreshitdent of the Poonited Shites of Arsemericrack, and will poo the best of my ashillititty, pooserve, pootect and defend the Constipation of the Poonited Sharts, so help pee God.

>>77640783
post yours haha

>>77640783
You'll pay for this

>>77640717
don't have a big nose

Why am I so fucking hungry? I couldn't stop eating yesterday either

>>77640783
err no

circumcision at birth for religious reasons is bad because the baby can't consent to it

circumcision for medical reasons is fine, though not always necessary (since minor phimo can be easily treated)

>>77640421
tits

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just woke up

>>77640832
The nose knows!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brit_milah

"...and afterwards he sucks the circumcision until blood comes out from far places, in order not to come to danger, and anyone who does not suck, we remove him from practice."

So glad im not a phimo subhuman

What film should i watch tonight?

fat people are so fucking disgusting

had hiccoughs for about 20 mins

>>77640845
I'm sorry

wish I was aborted HONESTLY

>>77640836
no medical reason for circumcision short of some sort of dick cancer or flesh eating infection exclusive to your foreskin. phimosis is always treatable.

phimoposters are false flagging proxyfags

>>77640874
>>77640876
>>77640877
>>77640887
Ah yes, the world famous British "culture" general......

How impressive..................

>>77640287
You wouldnt say that and if you did you'll be hounded and potentially punched and kicked a few times as you hastily walk away.

Feel so sorry for palestinians that have to live with horrible people like you.

>>77640421
Ass
Tits are way down the list

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gays are normal people just like you and I

caught phimosis again lads

white people are so fucking disgusting

JFs currently ITT who are fucking mongs and should leave immediately:
>>77640367
>>77640440
>>77640783
>>77640902

>>77640915
If you don't like it just leave you utter wog

>>77640577
Shes the full package, mate.

JFs LEAVE
We are a peaceful people
Leave us BE

I swear my dick's getting smaller lads. Also it no longer gets proper hard, it's more like stiff jelly.
What can cause this? Has wanking 4 time a day for decade finally taken its toll on me?

>>77640950
czech flag is british iirc

>>77640783
TOOT poster here. Won't lie, wish I had been snipped when I was younger. Don't think I could endure the pain now so will have sort it out using different methods. Would consider Preputioplasty though

>>77640980
>Has wanking 4 time a day for decade finally taken its toll on me?
yes
unironically dont wank for a week, should get much stiffer

>>77640980
nah probably not

THE UNITED KINGDOM IS A TOLERANT MULTICULTURAL STATE
BIN THAT HATE GET A MATE

>>77640874
had it as a child/teenager. fixed it myself without any knowledge of it at all, just used to get an erection and pull my skin down as far is it would go, often, sometimes for quite long periods of time. one day it all just folded back, lost my virginity sortly after, totally pain free

literally NEVER had phimosis, dick cheese, and whatever other repulsive conditions uncut dicks develop

absolutely crack up every time i read some poor uncutfag whining about having to treat his dick everyday

>>77640887
it's called hicups

>>77640980
>4/day
Thats a mental issue not a willy one

>>77640980
the devil finally made it inside your willy, check palms for hair growth

Just had a toast sandwich.

NEED me an Asian jap gf. Preferably one without a penis.

>>77641021
What did your Rabbi do with your foreskin? o you get to keep it?

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hmm

I wonder...

>>77641021
post your dry, two tone shaft

Just had a bread toastie.

>wanking more than once or twice a week
The sign of a numale

>>77641009
more like the divided queensub amiite

>>77641062
who's the bottom?

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>le nü-male boogeyman

>>77641062
HE LITERALLY BUMMED THAT 5 YEAR OLD
GAYS ARE SO FUCKING DEGENERATE

>tfw 19 and still living with parents

should i just end it now lads

>>77640980
avoid squeezing it, especially after fapping (death grip), and cut down to 3-4 times a week

>>77641062
you just KNOW

all I do is sleep, eat, shag the gf, work evenings, shitpost till dawn and sleep till noon

>>77641061
can't care less

>>77641104

so what that 5 year old is gay

fre$h ke$h toon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx1RSj4biO4

lads i had sex with animals AGAIN

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>>77641103

>>77641125
Is your frenulum still intact?

>>77641114
I thought only yanks move out at 18

>>77641136
That guy got his head torn up pretty good

Oy vey goyim, make sure to lob half your pecker off otherwise you might get phimosis.

>>77641021
circumcised dicks are disgusting. every time I see one I can't help but visualize a fully grown man slicing off a huge chunk of a babies penis, blood everywhere, baby screaming. it's fucking barbaric and you are animals for doing it.

>>77641136
cats hate numales?
wtf i love cats now

>>77641136
There's pictures of the dude after that and the cat did him in quite bad really

learning a lot about the iron ages via the BBC

>>77641181
where

what is nu male about having a ps4

>>77641136
BASED cat

>>77641161
My brother moved out at 16, and my sister at 15

>>77641181
link pls

>>77641184
>being interested in the reddit ages

>>77641184
Why don't you learn about African virility via my BBC if you get my meaning, m8. ;)

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>what is numale about having a ps4

>>77641184
but they're tell you about how they needed feminism and shit

>>77641114
thats just how things are now, renting is a waste of your money if you've got parents in a good location. things will get better in time

>>77641204
t. ps4 numale

>>77640783
phimo isn't a disease, it's literally "the virgin illness" because your foreskin never got stretched when growing

>>77641152
Don't think so

>>77641169
Fact is that all women prefer a clean, aesthetic dick rather than the disgusting worm looking shit you have, which looks absolutely revolting.

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>>77641239
thanks anon

>>77641246
got 1 but dont play it

america is only 70% circumcised and falling by the way

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Cats are the pakis of pets

>>77641204
Jelous pc fags

>>77641204
all of the games are shit and it will be a useless piece of junk in 4 years when you have spent probably thousands of pounds on it. this was somewhat true for the last generation of consoles too, at least towards the end of their era. But PS4 and xbone are full normie brainlet pleb tier

>Beeb has resorted to astroturfing on imageboards

>>77641271
what are the niggers of pets?

>>77641271
vs dogs that literally kill children for fun
do one dognigger

>>77641283
i just play the same game over and over

>>77641295
>>77641302

>>77641295
dogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEa6jZv-Khc

>>77641302
numale attacks as he is found out

>>77641295
pitbulls. generally owned by niggers too. any time anyone tries to discredit dogs, they post about the nigger dogs that were literally selectively bred to kill things.

>>77641295
dogs

>>77641271
I hope you fucked it up after that

>>77641263
reddit

>>77641146
where is this from

>>77641265
What's your PSN name I'll add you

all pets are a blessing

>>77641354
reddit

mad that all my personal failures are due to the Jews

were tory boomers constantly complaining even during the blair boom years as well?

>>77641320
what about all the dogs that have saved people? how often do you see police cats?

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oh yeah here's that one curly hair that I found on my head
(with a normal straight one for comparison)

I had a look where it came from on my scalp and I couldn't find anything odd going on there

ah yes dogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE2Yq1Pkqpg

>>77641327
the ancestor of all dogs was naturally bred to kill things
the original dog was selectively bred to kill things

>>77641373
i mean the book or article or whatever

>>77641365
can't remember

>police cats
:3

>>77641365
Sonichu

>>77641395
never have I cared less for a post

>>77641392
what about all the police dogs that severely injure and kill people?

>>77641282
But anyone who could afford a gaming PC could easily afford several PS4s

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Ah yes
Mans best friend

>>77641411
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVzQcebShNg :D

>>77641395
get a haircut hippie

>>77641392
There are no police cats because cats aren't subservient sniveling creatures that can be conditioned to perform tricks for you

>>77641432
PC gamers are quite often jsa povvos who spend all their hard ""earned"" neetbux on a PC
it's one or the other for them

the Big cat lobby have arrived

just unsubscribed from a youtube channel

>>77641428
heroes, we should pay them cat bankers salaries

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>all dogs are vicious because pitbulls are

>>77641311
what game?

>>77641435
Slit your throat you worthless paki dickhead.

normies are home and are ruining everything with cats vs dogs

PURR LIFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8xIwiPk0G8

>>77641464
miniclip.com/games/soccer-stars-mobile/en/

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>all these arseblasted pakis itt getting upset again cos cats are shit

>>77641464
minesweeper

>>77641435
>pitbulls

You wont ever find a labrador doing that.

where can i find working class slags that want my willy lads

>>77641403
just like out original ancestors are niggers, and there are still niggers now, but most people are not niggers.
>>77641428
well, they're criminals, and should not have been breaking the law, that's what those dogs were trained to do. if the dog ever causes more harm than is neccesary, it's entirely the fault of the handler. Injuring or killing the criminal is their job, to avoid the criminal harming others.

>>77641447
>PC Tibbles
Haha

>>77641541
Bradford

>>77641435
could heem both those dogs standing on one leg

normal dogs that aren't mongy and inbred > cats birds > farm animals > shitty inbred dogs that have health problems/are violent psychopaths > reptiles

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>cats vs dogs again

>>77641435
Oh look the paki posted pitbulls again. It's almost as if that breed of dog is doing specifically what it has been selectively bred to do.

>>77641568
It's Pakis and numale septics who keep starting it

>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4736156/Shoppers-tackle-man-53-tried-snatch-girl-five.html

they got thailad!

>>77641568
any things better than politics talk tbqh

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w-why do pakis hate me so much, lads?

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>>77641417
This you?

dogs are subhuman

Love kicking dogs for fun
Little mutts

>>77641595
Because you keep shitting everywhere and barking loudly all the time as well as attack anyone who goes near your owner's house you piece of walking shit

>>77641583
>they started it!
oh shut it
>>77641593
I suppose so

>>77641619
good post
dogniggers are shit

>>77641593
its the same formula as a political argument

The jew has officially got on my bad side

Dogs smell and are loud

>>77641688
sounds like my ex wife!

youngest I'd fuck: 18 years old
oldest I'd fuck: 50 years old

>>77641593
It's infinitely worse than politics talk

cats shit in a box

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>>77641619
i-i just wanna play fetch, big nose

>>77641688
sounds like my husband!

>>77641713
if dogs are so smart why can't they all be easily trained to shit in a box?

>>77641688
sounds like my mother in law!

post penises x

>>77641713
umm no sweetie he uses the garden

>>77641737
Why can't humans

>>77641688
sounds like my dog!

>>77641619
>Shitting everywhere
nah that's cat's and their shit is much more harmful to the environment, and stinks way worse, as does their piss, which they will spray on car tyres, kids toys etc
>barking loudly all the time
my dogs never bark unless there is a threat. Sounds like poor training by bad owners. A minority of cases.
>attack anyone who goes near your owner's house
Only gaurd dogs will do this, and they wont attack unless you breach the property, only bark to warn the owner of your presence. Because dogs are smart and they want to keep their owners safe.

Cats just want somewhere to eat, sleep, shit and piss.

>>77641595
>>77641722
could have picked a less ugly dog lad

>>77641713
sounds like my ex wife!

>>77641746
http://i.4cdn.org/hm/1500975005363.webm

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>>77641602
yeah thats me x

pigs > dogs

>>77641797
Looks like my ex wife!!!

trust pakis to be the ones who dislike dogs - mankinds greatest friend for thousands of years in the home and in the workplace.

as if they needed one more reason for everyone to hate them. lol fucking muzzies. fucking retards.

>my dogs never bark unless there is a threat
KEK
literally every dog around me will bark for hours at nothing a few times a week

>feed and care for a dog
THANKS FOR THE TREAT MASTER!

>feed and care for a cat
>get out of my sight runt *claws your eyes*

ah yes, such a difficult choice

>>77641688
Not if you clean them and train them. Cats stink way worse. you can always tell when someone owns multiple cats, the faint smell of cat piss is never far away

>>77641588
>It comes a year after two teenage girls searched 'rape' online before abducting a toddler from a Primark store in Newcastle by luring her with sweets and Coca Cola
>The girls, aged 13 and 14, gave the little girl sweets and fizzy pop on a Metro train out of Newcastle city centre after snatching her from her mother in Primark on April 13
jesus
even the little girls are nonces

>>77641834
probably senses the runtiness about you

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>>77641778
a-and you could try being a less ugly paki

oh wait...

>>77641777
>nah that's cat's and their shit is much more harmful to the environment, and stinks way worse

Literally ALL wrong. Dog shit has the worst smell ever, cat shit barely smells.

>my dogs never bark

>muh anecdotal evidence

>Only gaurd dogs will do this

Except that almost all dogs do this.

>>77641867
I like dogs mate
but you're not going to convince anyone with that thing
maybe try buying a better breed next time x

if dogs are untrained they will literally kill children
if cats are untrained or feral they will... what

dogs are literally more useful than pakis. think about it.

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>>77641867
lmao. paki btfo by a dog

>>77641829
Yeah I always assume someone who hates dogs to either be a literal muslim paki alligned to ISIS, or mentally retarded basement dwelling bender autist who wanks to traps and never leaves the house

>>77641136
cat literally tried to kill him ROFL

>>77641904
cats train themselves

>>77641904
Old woman in my village got senile and forgot to feed her cats for a few days and they attacked her and killed her

>>77641923
Wouldn't you?

Holocaust was a cat vs dog argument led to a logical conclusion

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why are her eyes so big?

>>77641926
which is exactly the point i was making, i'd rather take a pet who is self-domesticating rather than one who obeys commands rather than co operation

cats and dogs are both great depending on breed and training but dogs are clearly superior animals for multiple reasons. only pakis, paki-lites aka jews and sociopathic weirdos dislike them.

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>>77641952
>dogfags
>civilized

>>77641935
wish i could see a dog react to not being fed for days

>>77641914
stop replying to yourself

>>77641972
>i want a pet i don't really have to care for because i shirk at responsibility and can't even look after myself

Ah yes, pakis

dogs are a a pain the arse if you're lazy since you actually have to tend to them

>>77641971
All the better to see with, my child

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>>77641914
nrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

>>77642024
>paki
racist

>>77642034
>>77641972
>>77641870
Clearly you have never seen a dog outside of the internet, or a cat for that matter. In fact, I would be willing to bet you haven't seen much outside the internet at all. It's always some fat autistic recluse who keeps cats in his house, that's why cats are such a massive internet phenomenom, because the people that enjoy them spend literally every waking minute here.

if dogs are so great why do they need looking after?
brainlet pets

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>>77642051
>>77642051

>>77641901
whippets are brilliant dogs
t. Whippet owner