/brit/

In the clearing stands a NEET
And a coward with no trade
And he carries the reminders
Of ev'ry Stacy that laughed at him
And rejected him till he cried out
In his anger and his shame
"You're all roasties, you're all roasties"
But a virgin he remains

egg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7fBmlX80fA

everyone hates this commiewhore spamming runt and his threads, I wonder why he does it

might repost my explanation of quantum field theory from last thread because i put a decent bit of effort into it tbqh

I think that it's the only way

Time to get back to that mdma

>>77637656
what the fuck does she do with her eyes with all that caked on makeup

Post a funny video

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*munches some suspicious looking meat*

>>77637021
>British Airways
>National Airway

no mate, we don't have government sponsored airlines like you

>>77637637
>>77637512
Thanks, the uncertainty principle isn't entirely clear but the rest of it is good.

Why does every rapper basically just copy Kanye now

>>77637682
provisionely next friday evening GMT (Saturday mornign nZT) try and be around for that rererreeeeeeeEE

>>77637732
~~nostalgia time~~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA

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cute lads with cats

>>77637718
i thought it was copy paste did not lay my eyes on it
post it

someone yesterday posted a pic of sara with no makeup and she looked like a different person

Anyone fill me in on what happened to Aisha? Her Twitter has gone and when I search her name I see a load of /r/the_donald NEETS making fun of her for being a communist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VwfYCFYZws

>>77637732
https://youtu.be/63rcdLeXiU8

>A British boy has gone missing in the same resort as Madeleine McCann did 10 years ago

hmmmmmmmmm

>>77637707

>tfw pepe was 15 years old when he died last year

>>77637711
>everyone hates this commiewhore spamming runt and his threads, I wonder why he does it
because everyone hates this commiewhore spamming runt and his threads. fat spastic.

>>77637772
nah they all copy lil b

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>>77637807

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>>77637656
ΠΑΤΕΡ ΚΛΕΟΜΕΝΗΣ
ΑΝΤΙΣΤΑΣΗ ΣΤΗΝ ΕΒΡΑΪΛΑ

>ΕΦΤΑΣΕ Η ΩΡΑ ΝΑ ΦΥΓΟΥΝ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8_4GTA7i6w

>ΕΒΡΑΙΟΣΚΥΛΟ ΒΡΙΖΕΙ ΤΟΝ ΙΗΣΟΥ ΧΡΗΣΤΟ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdS1xvr_03I

>OΜΟΛΟΓΙΑ ΠΙΣΤΕΩΣ ΣΤΗ ΘΕΣΣΑΛΟΝΙΚΗ Γ ΜΕΡΟΣ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa40QDcBoFs

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ΑΝΤΙΣΤΑΘΕΙΤΕ
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ΔΙΑΔΩΣΤΕ

>>77637707
everyone in this pic is a certified runt

>>77637748
whos this cumslt

Music theory never ceases to amazes me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAT5rNkmGWg

>>77637793
fuck off you sad cunt

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>>77637793
got bullied off by rightists I think

>>77637793
dunno
her last instagram post was 3 days ago if that helps

>>77637886
she looks a lot better without makeup
how do I tell her this

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;
>>77637886

>>77637727
she looks better without it
>>77637886

The height of civilization isn’t the poor owning cars but the rich sharing bikes.

>>77637856
some girl from kancolle collection, and i'll thank you to be more respectful of anime girls

>I own a cat

Ah, yes. I see that you are a homosexual or a woman. I see you are an emotionally driven child who values visual appeasement over the ecosystem. I see you don't mind the stench of cat piss and shit in your abode. I see you love to look at a puckered sphincter all day.

Never trust a male who likes cats. Never truse a male who doesn't like dogs.

>>77637898
link her insta pls x

>>77637721
got a batch of 98% purity

fucking amazing stuff

>>77637793
some semi big praise kek account posted a tweet from her saying she'd hang right wingers during the revolution and people started taking the piss saying that skinny bitch couldn't hang out the washing

>>77637867
The so called "tolerant" right

>you look better without makeup
ah yes, the virgin ""compliment""

going to sleep

will be dreaming about the post below

feeling a bit spent

think i'll take my second nap today

bum sex with me

>>77637886
is she on mandy her pupils are huge

>>77637937
how'd you know the purity

>>77637961
Aren't you a NEET

>>77637948
night

>>77637940
link?

>>77637974
lab tested

moving in fourteen hours and thirty four minutes

>>77637981
I don't have twitter it but the screenshot was posted here

Imagine not believing that aliens exist. It's a mathematical certainty.

>>77637940
NEED a link to this

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will never excite a girl ever

>>77637910
she doesn't

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/ARE ABI/

>>77638025
the only thing certain in life is that you'll die

>>77637975
yeah

can get a bit draining

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>go on /pol
>ask how whites can be the master race if japan is better than almost all white countries
>they say western influence made it great
>say if it was education that made them smart, why don't they educate dumb minorities
>they sperg out and insult me

Business idea: Print shirts with 'proud citizen of Kekistani' on them and a smug frog to profit from nutters

>spend several hundreds of pounds over a the course of a year on it
>watch countless tutorials on youtube to learn how to do it
>practice daily
>spend hours on fine details when it actually comes to it
>matey says you look better without it
gee, wonder how that goes down with females

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>Imagine not believing that aliens exist. It's a mathematical certainty.

>>77638032
https://twitter.com/9FLAVORS/status/889341616334524417

>>77638064
>>go on /pol
stopped reading

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>>77637981
>>77638032
also see
https://twitter.com/zohi_VEVO/status/889545255330217985

>>77638052

Maisiebro behind the camera

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>>77638080
erudite @eruditereborn Jul 23
More
Replying to @9FLAVORS @midgetfucker666
Looks like she is a real communist, she seems to even have LARPed the amount of food one would get for a few months

>>77638080
https://twitter.com/myc416/status/889840038996877312

>>77638098
https://twitter.com/Vedmak00/status/889471283125202944
meant this

>>77638080
>>77638098
thanks lads

ahahahahahaha poor aisha
shes such a runt its funny and sad at the same time lol

anyone from surrey here lads? specifically epsom?

Got offered a teaching job (politics teacher) over there - kind of interested.

Making fun of anorexic people is NOT cool

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>>77638098
>loves guns and knives/ funny kind of funny/ overall pretty stupid. insta name : zohi_kayden / im 13, please don't deny my arguments/opinions just because I'm 13

ah yes... the unstoppable army of 'kek'

>>77638085
>brits don't read
guess that explains the london literacy rates

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>>77638113

need these runts out of business sunshine

>>77638003
if it is in crystalized, rocked form and all one colour, it is pure. you don't need a lab to test that, nearly all MDMA is 'pure', despite varying in quality. Who told you it was 98% pure, what lab? Lol.

Sounds like you're just parroting what some mong dealer told you when you bought a gram

>>77638123
instagram filters are the stupidest invention in recent memory and they keep getting worse

>>77638194
>crystalized

FOY

>>77638138

Might be expensive to live that close to london on a teachers salary desu. Never been there though

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>>77638190

>>77638148
indeed

Who would you cast as Tim in a film about his life lads?

>>77638153
used to love arguing politics on the 'net when i were 13
and whenever somebody would prove me wrong i would go bright red and enter full damage control

bet these kids are the same

>>77638138
i grew up a few miles away but didnt go there much. was a long time ago though lad. what do you need to know?

>>77638232
me

>>77638232
Brendan Fraser

>>77638232
tim himself

no one else could replicate tim

>>77638207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px0CYNQA_04

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>>77638052

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Why do young female swimmers bald?

>>77638232
that vocaroo la

>>77638224
Dough index exit case star

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>look at photo of me from 2 years ago
>Clean-shaven, smart haircut, well dressed
> Me now
>long unkempt hair, beard, massive bags under my eyes, only ever wear my PJs

>>77638232
me

watching my parents are aliens

>>77638277
tesosterone

>>77638223
>close
1hr is considered pretty far away desu


>>77638258
whats the area like lad?

>>77638277
think its just coz they havent long taken off their swim caps

>>77638138
Surrey is one of the best counties of the UK so I'd defo go for it. Teaching politics sounds fun as fuck too. You could make extra money making youtube videos

>>77638277
less drag (no pun intended)

Business idea: pursue women who are desirable in all ways except facial aesthetics

>>77638290
>you two years ago
>clean-shirt, tie done up to 11, repressed homosexual
>you now
>manly, comfy, bit of an edge, messiah

>>77638313
how white is surrey

>>77638138
Surrey lad here. Nice area, posh, leafy. it's where posh people who work in london but don't want to live in london live.

>>77638311
surrey is not one hour away from london

its way closer

>>77638138
surrey is very nice

>>77638311

>1hr is considered pretty far away desu

London fucking sprawls all over the place lad and the towns around London tend to get a lot of people who commute to london living in them which drives up prices

>>77638138
surrey is full of deanos, footballers, and new money scum

you WILL become a deano yourself

>>77638313
>Surrey is one of the best counties of the UK

if you're a middle aged housewife who buys quinoa at waitrose

>>77638369
White and middleclass :)

how have no scientists found life on any other planet after all this time

can't be that fucking hard lol, bunch of wasters

never had long hair

>>77638311
its alright for the edge of London, easy to get to the coast/countryside or London itself . lots of nice housing iirc but go on streetview or look up a local forum for the area desu. you can check the crime stats to on the police website.

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>>77638369
fair bit whiter than london but still down south so not as white as other parts of the country

>>77638373
>>77638384
>>77638400
thanks lads x

>>77638375
>>77638391
oh yeah forgot about that
ahahahahaha

>>77638394
>tfw unironically already a deano
WAHEY

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what a mess we made
went it all went wrong

>>77638194
Sample Code: YGTG2416
Substance: MDMA
Lab Code: 105266
Result: MDMA 98%

Sample Code: YJVI1104
Substance: MDMA
Lab Code: 105267
Result: MDMA 90%

Sample Code: YKGB6343
Substance: MDMA (M&M pill)
Lab Code: 105269
Result: MDMA 273mg

Sample Code: YDNM4376
Substance: Alprazolam
Lab Code: 105270
Result: Alprazolam 4mg

Our results offer directly the result of the salt as we're using a salt as
reference standard. Qualitative analysis was performed with GC/MS & LC/MS.
The quantitative result was obtained using a calibration curve from a
reference standard.

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results we offer are only valid if the sample used is exactly the same as
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Energy Control declines all responsability in this sense.

Any doubts or questions, or any info you need, feel free to ask

fuck off mong

going outside bye

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>>77638446
is this you?

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LOL

flat earth is real

>>77638456
what lab quantifies alprazolam?

>>77638446
surrey is pretty decent, almost as good as kent

>>77638438
some of the south is white, east sussex is 98%

Wish I had a gf again I could go out with

im going to the pub

Is it gay that I find lesbian porn too boring to watch? The kissing is hot, but once it moves beyond that, I just lose interest

>>77638573
>>77638577
FONT

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Aisha if you are reading /brit/ right now...

there are a few people (mostly the bitter virgins) who obsessively post commie twitter on here and they are nasty people

the result of us are just alri lads sick of 'mainstream social media' and in it for the banter

we didn't want to genuinely upset you but you're king of a like recurring character with an ongoing storyline, although it;s hard to understand if you are not used to the style of /brit/ and can't comprehend obscure gimmicks (memes)

remember the good times we had is all I am saying

>>77638529
Kent is shite, mate. Been there twice too many times. It's all run down, flat,ugly motorways through weed-ridden grassland.

No thanks.

>>77638456
what lab lets you send in illegal drugs for analysis? this seems ridiculous. Talk me through the chain of events. You go to a dealer, buy a gram, end a smaple off to these people, wait for the results?

>>77638079
fuck off with these memes

>heterosexuals have to watch a usually gross guy in porn
HOWLING

https://www.avbuyer.com/aircraft/military-classic-vintage/hawker-siddeley/Harrier/350800

think we should all chip in and buy a /brit/ fighter jet

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>Aisha if you are reading /brit/ right now...
>there are a few people (mostly the bitter virgins) who obsessively post commie twitter on here and they are nasty people
>the result of us are just alri lads sick of 'mainstream social media' and in it for the banter
>we didn't want to genuinely upset you but you're king of a like recurring character with an ongoing storyline, although it;s hard to understand if you are not used to the style of /brit/ and can't comprehend obscure gimmicks (memes)
>remember the good times we had is all I am saying

>>77638584
jesus fucking christ you sad cunt

there's no way you're over the age of 18

fuck off virgin runt

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>hanging out with friend
>he has to go and toil for Mr. Noseberg
>mfw

>>77638591
>You go to a dealer

lmao

>>77638586
sussex is better tbqh

>>77638586
wrong wrong WRONG

>>77638619
y'know unless they watch lesbian porn

>>77638647
prove it, runt.

>>77638584
lol

>>77638584
you having that pic saved on your computer is the surest sign of being a weird runt
dont take the normality high ground

>>77638660
where did you go in kent

>>77638641
this is true

took a pill in grimsby

>>77638675
Went along the northern part of it.

>>77638637
calling utter bullshit you buy mdma direct from an illegal drugs lab, post about it on 4chan, post the lab results. also, why are there sample codes if the lab produced the drugs, why is the quality not consistent?

>>77638628
fuck off bizarro-normie

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>>77638627
>>77638664
it's taken from her question thing

>>77638713
the lab doesn't produce the drugs, dickhead. they test samples for end users.

>>77638711
confirmed for lying insectoid ruitoid
u probably a kuffar from surrey or sussex innit

>>77638738
that was also me

>>77638763
vermin

>>77638738
oh sorry for being so rude im sure youre alri
shes cooler about it than i expected but i spose she isnt exactly a giganormal

>>77638778
nigger-faggot

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I'm wasting my life away sitting in my room and only going out to work

NEED a gf again

Might travel

>>77638586
fuck off dillon

>>77638738
but you still saved it and reposted it

absolutely hate the cretinous autistic spastics I share this place with. it's funny because i bet if i met half the people here irl, i would relentlessly rip the absolute piss out of them and video it, and post it all over social media

>>77638788
bit racist and homophobic mate

>>77638778
she absolutely is not giganormal
also most of her beliefs are contradictions of each other

lawn is being overrun by dandelions lads. any tips for getting rid?

>>77638788
>faggot
fuck off yank

>>77638796
become a NEET

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>>77638788
OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>77638816
dont know enough to 'ment x

>>77638802
urm sweaty i went and screencappped it right now can u not see the 19 days ago thing :) x

>>77638824
spray it with dandelion killer

Bugs.. easy on the carrots

>>77638824
Verdone

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>>77638138
SURREY
MENTIONED
!!!!!!!

>>77638854
yet you are still cretinous and heavily autistic

how odd
found a hair that's slightly curly and feels different to the rest of my hair

>>77638824
a scythe

>>77638824
rip them out u pussyole

>>77638877
urm sweaty i just proved u wrong pls refrain from replying to me further :) x

>>77638882
The ol cancer root

>>77638882
can I have it

>>77638882
pic

>>77638882
grew out of a mole

>>77638872
doxxed

>>77638872
grim

>>77638940
not sure what's grim about it lad it looks quite nice

wish I was jeff bezos

>>77638882

its the virgin hair

>>77638956
oh dear oh dear oh dear
deary me

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Just picked up the latest album lads

wish i was dead

wish I was sniff benzos

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me on the left

>>77638960
my dad met jeff bezos in 1998 and has his signature

>>77638987
post 'em

>>77638982
impressive

greentext =/= endorsements

truss mi daddi

been taking about 10mg of xanax a day for the past three days

>>77638987
why is that
if you POST them maybe you'll feel better

>>77638974
bet you live on a council estate

thinking about what I should have for dinner

>>77639059
food

>>77639040
mans never been in rented flats in wycome on the 27th july 2017 when its shut down cuz

>>77637656
My dream is to go to Sara at Tescoe and tell 'hello, i am wog, i admire your picture for long time on distance connect'. Do you think she will say jes to marry me?

thoughts are my own

wasteman waffling down my phone

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doing a download

Remembering the time a group of girls thought I was some rockstar and I signed some stuff for them
Cringing

>>77638098
What a couple of nonces.

me and of doing a poo 27th July 2017

was there such a thing as the friend zone before the existence of a welfare state?

Mr Noseberg just unveiled the new company song lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4

>>77638882
paki genes

Lads could we all make an effort and try to rejuvenate kevposting and David Mitchell reaction pics please?
I'm yearning for classic /brit/.

Thank you XOXO

>>77639070
she'd call management

shat outside a poo

>>77638893
your parents are ashamed of you and try to switch the subject when people ask them about you

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>>77638982
the sequel to the critically acclaimed "messing me about"

tracks:
>1. Wycombe Wanderer Pt 1
>2. Hacks on my PC
>3. Incessant banging
>4. Sunshine - Hausen Diss
>5. Get me (A green card)
>6. Succumbing to Pizza express
>7. I'm watching the bear's show
>8. Got the swiper - Ft. Teddy
>9. Wycombe Wanderer Pt 2

>>77639119
never really got it at the time so i wouldn't enjoy this

>>77639138
all me

>>77639119
dont have access to the /brit/ cloud right now sorry but i can dump my kev collection tomorrow

>>77639097

Hello 2012

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*dances into brit*

aisha's so fucking tryhard and pretentious

she'd only be good for a shag

we must look weird to cats
so little body hair

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>>77639119
love kev
love tim
simple as

thinking of buying an espresso machine

>>77639150
I realise that ol' /brit/ humour is esoteric and hard to fully appreciate, but I swear to you it's worth it.

>>77639198
think about posting a fucking machine

>>77639110
Imagine. All those people are getting paid less than half our minimum wage. I don't know anyone here who would put themselves through something like that for a decent wage, let alone sub minimum. Fucking yanks are not even human. They are literally just cardboard cutouts of actual people

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feeling very swipey right now

>>77639176
would heem this gay nigger

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currently listening to pink snow
>captcha: yass

>>77638802
I would without a shadow of a doubt verbally ruin the very weak and feeble attempts at 'banter' that you could throw at me with your shrill and sand covered tongue. Don't even respond to my post you wretched slug of a 'human'.

should genuinely release a tim album, make some weird experimental noise music that samples his videos and then post it to him

>>77639119
Tim posting ruined /brit/

EVERYBODY CATCHING BULLET HOLES
NIGGA GOT ME ON MY BULLY YO

>>77639269
yanks ruined /brit/ and continue to do so
FOY

>>77639248
See, very severe autism. Clearly fucked in the head beyond reproach. It's the parents I feel bad for but who knows, they could be the cause.

>>77639260
when I get rich off crypto I'm going to buy him a greencard and passport of the darknet and send it to him

>>77639260
paste his monologues over GY!BE

>>77639233
yanks are a different species

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>>77639260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XAtgJpbi3Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUuirwNKKWA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXRqVaDfOkA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxtoeTSY4bA

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Have broken the conditioning ngl

>>77639290
Fuck off Tim

>>77639183
Easy there Don Juan save some vagina for the rest of us.

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>get an email saying i need to finish a form before the end of this month to be able to keep getting loans for my classes
>finish the form
>2 weeks later (today) it says i haven't done the form and i need to finish it within 14 days or else i won't be able to get loans anymore
what the fuck is wrong with this country
we need ordnung

dad emailed me recently and it just said "faggot"

>>77639319
Except Tim likes yanks

*RAW RAW RAW ASPARTAME IS BAD RAW RAW*

>post 1(one)(un)(uno)(ein) study that came to the conclusion that moderate aspartame consumption is bad

*BUT IT SAID IT'S BAD ON INFO WARS RAW RAW*

>>77639260
you could probably do a chris morris jam skit by just putting smooth music over the top of any tim video

>>77639319
FOY

cc'ed my son in the faggot mailing list

>>77639296
HA. You limp across your keyboard like a wounded fly. Keep posting. I gain a very mild level of amusment from it.

>>77639397
>faggot
fuck off yank

ive got a lot of issues
might sit the gf down and unleash it all on her tomorrow

>>77639360
banter with the dads

>>77639309
the last one is actually a catchy tune. rest are shit.

>go on tim's channel
>look at related channels
>Terry Davis Archive
>sherry lee
>Queenie hells rocks 321

I'm not sure if I want to go down this rabbithole

>>77639439
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH

>>77639422
faggot

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>>77639309

chief among my issues is the fact that until now i thought it was friday night so i stayed up til 3
fucking off now lads have a good one

>>77639458
beto? or some other mexican?

>>77639458
el mexicANO

>>77639415
What is it specifically that makes you so angry with the world?

>>77639478
silly git
goodnight

>>77639478
good luck and god bless

>>77639441
post pic of the gf

beto has given a (you)

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I decided it's only gay if you fuck a tranny. Getting your dick sucked is straight

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next thread will be spectacular
just you lot wait

If we on /brit/ were all put inside a mental colosseum and pitted against eachother in intellectual combat there is no doubt I would be the sole victor.

>>77639540
it's not gay
it's not straight either
it's something else

>>77639529
cant be him he isnt on at this time is he?

thank fuck they have fucking fucked off

why did the mexican take xanax

for his panic attacks

>>77639557
faggot

>>77639543
think you mean mental asylum

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>>77639119
needs bollockposting too

>>77639573
you're meant to say 'for hispanic attacks'

and you stole that from reddit, state of you

>>77639573
>>77639594
reddit

>>77639573
>>77639594
pathetic microbes

so bored

what do

just bought a schutzstaffel uniform

>>77639629
make something to show us

>>77639655
this is a good idea

>>77639629
same

might go for a walk but also I'll just end up buying alcohol and getting pissed again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMX6ZSRObmw

>>77639650
in greggs?

hate reddit crossposters here. wish i knew which of you frequently screencaps shit and posts it on reddit. would unironically smash your face in irl and then urinate on your bloodied pulp

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>>77639655
did a thing

>>77639629
wank me off

>>77639689
why did you include the bell used at the start of the music video

reddit is a better website than 4chan

people just come here to shitpost about the state of their life. on reddit you can actually obtain knowledge due to the unlimited sub-reddits for obscure topics.

m8 just called me a normie

>>77639696
the ones i find most offensive are copy-pasted political posts which no sane person would agree with outside reddit

>>77639689
why does he sweat so much?

when will 4chan get over it's reddit obsession

literally nothing wrong with going to reddit, it's an informative site

>>77639696
good post

>>77639724
alri Jackson Pillock

so very lonely

how to become un-lonely

>>77639724
thank you Darrell Swan, age 6

>>77639809
Your problem is that you see lonileness as something negative

Learn to enjoy it

>>77639839
enjoyed it for coming up to 5 years now but it's starting to get old

>tfw normoids can sniff the non-normoid on you so even if you try to blend in you fail miserably

>>77639932
>>77639932
>>77639932
new