/brit/

may Allah protect us from the evil of this world

USA

Oo ahh up the RA

doing a poo

sniffin the gfs bum again pretending we're cats

Could do with a gf

>>77635806
FONT

deano
reece
dazza

*greets you with a nod of my head*

shia out

/brit/ is a non-kuffar general

>tfw no cat gf

3 days clean off coke, not even craving it and tried the best the onion had to offer

overrated drug imo

>>77635828
*heems you*

>there are some people that unironically think that white genocide isn't real
lmao

Can't find any good choons lately

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>>77635775
OC, Chicago O'Haire tarmac

>>77635852

>there are some people that unironically think

Hello Virgin

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new earring bedtime selfie

>>77635848
you wont get addicted snorting it

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>>77635863
More OC

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1501157636330.webm

>>77635854
https://soundcloud.com/gothboiclique

>>77635878
bit gay

>>77635854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eipN_3VnY7M

>>77635886
cheeky

>>77635886
haha

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>>77635884

tfw chad steals ur gf
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1501125352170.webm

>>77635878
Where have you been lately? x

>>77635841
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

>>77635852
There are more white people alive right now than at any other point in history

>la white de la genocide

oh shush you bellend

the lower birthrates for whites are a temporary thing
they'll go back up soon with gen z

>>77635878
least attractive type of earrings

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the tinder date for tonight

>>77635923
Wrong

>>77635854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE1L5Rf39zs

>>77635920
toiling

>>77635886
Haha

Interesting fact lads:only 1 country in the world starts with the letter z. Can you name it?

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>>77635917
lazy union mechanics

>>77635958
zambia and zimbabwe you stupid idiOT CUNT

>>77635958
thats not true is it

>>77635958
zambia

>>77635944
what sort of job is it
how do you like it?

>>77635919
can't even tell what happened here

>>77635958
Zimbabwe?

>>77635958
Zion

>>77635892
>>77635908
>>77635941
Thanks but not into electronic music

>>77635919
kek

absolute autism

>>77635958
Zatican

>>77635958
zulu

>>77635923
used to think yanks were the dumbest posters until i read this

>>77635991
full time project manager
it's not bad, looks good on a resume

any cuteman in

>>77635958
France

This false country facts gimmick is really yielding dividends, wonder how long before the runts catch on

>>77635958
Zair

>>77636021
oh you're the full time project manager, cool. congrats

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what went wrong?

hips are aching

>>77636002
what do u like then

>>77636037
It was me who started it but I've already moved on as people picked it up really quickly

>>77635919
turbomerked`

>>77635919
Embarrassing

>>77636052
cheers mate

Don't know whether to get another buzzcut or let the hair grow out for a while

goth boi clique

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*does a think*

>>77636057
Why is it always the gingers

>>77636069
Mostly Rock

*snuffles about in the bushes*
*relieves myself against a convenient tree trunk*
ahhhhh

i'm smarter than all of you

gingers get bullied at british schools

>>77636017
>>77635937
Hello brainlet

>>77635958
Zanzibar
Zimbabwe
Zambia

>>77636087
hello pavel josef stanislav

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Might have a pint or two meself

>>77636094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch-TDGW-zXs

>>77636099
most people enjoy work. gives them something to do. thinkers like you or me are like 5% of the population

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>>77636091

interesting fact: there are only one thousand animes beginning with the letter k. can you name them?

>>77636110
I could really go for a zanzibar right now

went to a modern art exhibition earlier, very inspiring

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1501125448682.webm

>>77636112
Literally what

This is the world we chose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-xx_iNOaX0

>>77636110
zanzibar belongs to tanzania

>>77636071
Literally me who popularised your mediocre gimmick mate

>>77636108
so-called "rangas" got bullied here as well because of a popular tv show called summer heights high. lol

>>77636160
over my dead body

sneezing blood

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hmmm

is actionposting popular outside of /brit/? think ive been doxxed lads

>>77636160
WE WILL NEVER GIVE UP THE FIGHT

>>77636130
Closer to my style but not what I call a good choon and the out-of-tune guitars only increase my headache

snorting bile

mmm yes I do enjoy when the yanks phone and my workload goes from comfy to very heavy and not fun

>>77636223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfo4aum7JIE

snorting blood

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>>77636148
imagine doing this and getting stuck behind a bloke

>>77636178
SHH is fucking brilliant

>>77636158
ehhh
as trannies go she's kinda cute

>>77636208
its everywhere, even normie memes have *actions* in them

Sniffing phlegm

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me and the lads

>>77636257
Should probably get that checked out

https://youtu.be/-HjpL-Ns6_A

would DESTORY bebe rexha desu, albanian lasses are underrated

>>77636275
third from right looks off

is it bad if you drink so much you vomit blood

>>77636255
ugh

what is it with French music and out-of-tune guitars

is it supposed to be artsy or something

>>77636296
no that's good, getting rid of all the evil miasmas

>>77636259
>she

OH MY GOD
TRANNIES EXIST
AND THEY POST VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE ???
THIS IS THE WORLD WE CHOSE

>>77636296
it is

>>77636275
why do americans look so odd

>>77636296
No that's normal

>>77636297
did not post any french music yet mate

>>77636311
>TRANNIES EXIST
disagree

>>77636302
>>77636317
alright cheers

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the zu

>>77636287
Tanned like a gypsy. No tenks.

don't really agree with varg but i can't stop watching his videos

>>77636309
if they look, sound and act female to a reasonable degree, they've earned the right to be referred to by female pronouns as far as I care

>>77636315
yanks are a different species

>>77636311
t. chanel santini

honestly don't mind trannies and faggots

don't impact my life in the slightest

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>>77636275
>when you've got to storm normandy at 2 but maths at 3

>A gang of Muslim men rampaged through Liverpool city centre attacking strangers because they were white “non-Muslims”.

>The drunken yobs targeted three unknown men before Mohmed, 24, and Mohammed, 20, set upon Gary Bohanna when he revealed he was Christian.

Bit Haram

>>77636315
because it's adam lanza and his autistic friends

>>77636369
Oi, fuck of with this shit

>>77636347
ugly took gremlin

>lifting at gym
>Sure I'll just check /brit/ a moment
*3 mins pass*
Fuck this general it's fucked my gains

>>77636275
He looks photoshopped in...

wow imagine wasting three whole minutes
*continues staring into space for the next 6 hours*

>>77636377
>>77636397
>>77636416
yanks are a different species.

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>tfw no transgender trekkie gf

>>77636380
not real muslims then

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>try to shitpost from hostel in germany
>IP is blocked for cp

>>77636275
why are his clothes too big for him

>>77636449
you shia?

>yanks don't wear school uniforms unless they go to a private/catholic school

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>>77636428

>>77636449

Bet yous a shia innit?

Playing Wario Land 3

absolutely HATE when someone on the internet tries to add me into his friend list without me having any idea of who he is
fuck off

wow imagine wasting three whole minutes
*wastes 7 years of my life as a NEET*

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>>77636513

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>>77636472
>start their first job
>can't tie a tie

people that need to FUCK OFF this general:

1. shia

List of species I hate
Yanks

>>77636513
its all a fucking game anyway with the same destination

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY1AZwI6lBA

>>77636555
have seen this girl in real life

one hour of toil remains

yanks are ok

>>77636566
>a stranger is commanding you aggressively
Why do some people feel like they can wave their dicks at other people?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJRugmozZzY
choon

>>77636543
Haha I was going to add 1. to my post to then our post's wood look alike x

>>77636555

always thought her clothes look like they're made of felt desu

Been on holiday, anyone know what happened to Aisha's twitter? Since she's deleted it again.

waiting for my pal to get out of jail so we can do drugs again

>>77636623
...Sp-ooo-key ...

swiping down

36 that's a kilo

business idea: visit tim and try to explain marcus hausen, the hacking, and the pictures to him

>>77636585
Where?

anyone have any experience with phenibut?

Just pooed my panties

reckon tim is one step ahead of the rest of us

he's figured it all out he has

>>77636659
manchester

>>77636566
the fucking state of America

it's like a cold warzone

business idea: swipe up

havent been able to read ever since i travelled here
in my home its normal to open a book everyday and read a few pages. here i cant do it weirdly

Tim fucks the bears

we're all mentally ill

>>77636703
Where's your home

>>77636623
he wouldnt have been spooked if it were a white cat
fucking racist

ah yes favourite pastime
posting on brit about trannies

/brit/ is the tim byrne of 4chan

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>>77636670
??

work for GCHQ

you're all fucked

>>77636722
the ol 'ris

>>77636566
the absolute fucking state
jesus christ

america is literally worse than tajikistan

>>77636747
Paris?

And where are you now?

once i was 7 years old

>>77636768
STOP POSTING FUCKING NORMIE CHADS AND THEIR STUPID SONGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77636780
really hate that song

>>77636767
small village of 260 souls 100km away of Lyon

>>77636744
sweet jesus look at those hips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAPo3Q2u4cM

... white cat ...

>disliking milk
hello nu male

migrations between Eastern and Western civilizationrdre des Arts et des Lettres of France

work for God

you're all fucked

>>77636786
i made a 4chanx comment filter if you like
/\[(Intro|Verse)(:|\ .:)\ (Nick\ Crompton|Chance\ Sutton|Jake\ Paul|Martinez\ Twins|Tessa\ Brooks|Logan\ Paul)\][\s\S]*/

>>77636834
really comfy videos

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just spent 15 minutes painstakingly giving birth to a spherical and rocksolid turd

it was thicker than the thickest BBC, probably 6-7 inches in circumference, and i honestly though i might have been about to tear my anus wide open

i had to ever so slowly advance this all-natural buttplug out of me millimetre by millimetre, my sphincter lip clinging to the rough surface of the shit and slowly being spread wider and wider as it edged close to the equatorial line of the poo

god damn it feels good to have gotten rid of it though, like ive really achieved something today

>>77636744
dat bod tho

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*buys best hits album*
*listens to the only 2 tracks i like*

>>77636924
Shan't

>buys

fucking dickhead nighger prick reatrd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBge7bhkH9o

all my friends are dead

Post cosplay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfTaP6uV4Yc

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Lads I don't understand the concept of "nothing". How can there be "empty space" in an atom. What is beyond the limits of the universe??

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I'm the antenna - catching vibration
You're the transmitter - give information

I'm the transmitter - I give information
You're the antenna - catching vibration

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>>77636990
rate mine

Nice edition

But why is your national airway so cringy?

https://youtu.be/7Ax5PsgfHNs

>>77637014
howl at the moon whenever i see this

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creasing

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new garms

>>77636990
why do cosplay videos like this always have shitty music and annoying camera movements?

>>77637014
cute lad tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPrqsIoJTFc

>>77637004
places where quarks don't vibrate

Supposed to be at a dentists appointment right now lol

>>77637047
fuck off

/brit/ is a jake pauler general

>>77637004
do you actually want me to answer?
im a physics student, so i can give a decent answer relating to quantum field theory i reckon

>>77637004
there's a whole lot of nothing
it's just that there's enough not-nothing stuff to create the reality we live in

>What is beyond the limits of the universe??
more nothing

was just thinking I hadn't reported anything in a while

>>77635784
want to fuck

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>>77637062
Hmmm. And why are the quarks vibrating?

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M8's,

Starting my undergrad at St. Andrews in September. Any tips for a yank to survive 4 years of a Bongland uni?

>>77637130
Theyre a bit nervous haha

>>77637047
would lick those armpits after he's worked out

>>77637130
God

>>77637142
>St. Andrews
that's in scotland not bongland you nitwit

>>77637142
hmu i'll sort you out

>>77637142
St Andrews is full of yanks so I think you'll be ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m0eyex4WtA

>>77637036
oi
will u be about on saturday for troy
If 'Yes', do NOT repeat last weekends performance and thne jus fukign dnt show up u cnut

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mélenchon advocating against the 5 euro reduction of bennis by doing 5 euro worth of shopping and bringing it to the assembly was funny

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>>77637130
profit!

>>77637168
i th-thought bongland just referred to the UK generally
pls no bully

>>77637201
No.

>>77637130
The Uncertainty Principle states that we cannot know a particles momentum and its position at the exact same time.

If quarks were still we would know their momentum (zero) and their position, violating that law.

So quarks are always moving around in ways that are impossible to measure.

>>77637125
any lewd thoughts towards asuza must answer to my blade

>>77637219
It does, he's just memeing yoy

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>>77637210
the radical centrists ferengi

can't imagine shagging a pretty girl

must be mental

>>77637223
Why.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juWVhhK_iDw

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lads did you know the sun is 400 times bigger than the moon and 400 times further away from earth so the moon fits right over the sun cos they look the same size from here? bit mad.

Redpill me on the bucks-lanc dispute

good morning

>>77637259
on the contrary, quite physical actually.

do enjoy the wire but lets be realistic

>>77637276
crazy how nature do that

>>77637267
wait when??
my saturday or yours

>>77637276
submits this to r/TIL

getting a bit of a belly lads hehe

>>77637300
hmHMMMmmm
errrrrrrr
Saturday GMT lets sayyyyyyyyyyy
11pm GMT
which is errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
sometime on sunday morning NZT

>>77637324
Looks like a twat

i wonder if toto has been to africa and seen what a shithole it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWMjRMJ0dTI

>>77637276
hate this coincidence
probably delayed scientific advancement by a while
people not having any idea about distances
at least if there were 2 moons...

>>77637324
literal fuccbois and wastemen

>>77637349
down in AAAAAAAAAFRICAAAAAAAA

>>77637280
every weekend they watch a secret film in a secret place with a secret group, but for some reason do not have any way of organising except for chance encounters in /brit/

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the socdem gf

>>77637280
I'll redpill you on my bollocks destruction

>>77637276
If the Earth was 10cm closer to the Sun it would burn and if it was 10cm farther it would freeze

>>77637382
revolting

going to a rave

>>77637378
Why aren't we invited
Not very inclusive

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are these ok for job interview attire?

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>>77637413
find her cute tbH
like idk but theres something

>>77637415
at 3pm on a thursday?

>>77637423
scum

>>77637430
plummeting

>>77637430
too formal. go with a pair of sneaks and a t shirt you'll be alright

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ0u2jjXs_o

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>>77637430
rep these creps i do

>>77636744
that better be a willy

>>77637430
lol no

>>77637430
if the role is professional shitflicker

>>77637332
no shant shant shant for shall shall shall be pacing the pews of a church corridor when i cant help but to hear, no i cant help but to hear an exchanging of words

>>77637133
reported to metropolitan police

Never had a job or gf

>>77637430
get some brogues and a brown belt you'll look dapper

>>77637430
DEANO

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Particles as a whole are fundamentally wavelike in nature on a quantum level. This is what leads to QFT, or Quantum Field Theory. The extremely bare bones of QFT are the idea that particles are not particles at all but propagating ripples in various fields with defining labels (mass, spin, etc). These quantum oscillations are the building blocks of the universe. For a simplistic example, imagine a blue cube not as a collection of particles but actually equivalent to a ripple in the 'blue field' and a ripple in the 'cube' field overlapping in the same location.

Quantum Field Theory fixes two problems with the standard model of physics.

>Why isn’t particle number conserved?
>Why are fundamental particles identical?

Particle number is not conserved due to the Energy/Time uncertainty principle causing virtual pair production in sufficiently bound systems, and the second problem is obvious - a ripple in a field is exactly identical to a same-sized ripple in the same field in a different location.
Fields can be scalar (eg: temperature field), vector fields (eg: wind field) and zero or non-zero.

Examples of quantum fields and their associated smallest ripple:
Gravity Field ------> Graviton (theorised)
EM Field ------> Photon
Strong Nuclear Field ------> Gluons (8 types)
Weak Field ------> W+, W- and Z bosons
Higgs Field ------> Higgs boson
Quark Fields (various) ------> Quarks (various)
etc etc

Now due to the uncertainty principle, its not possible for fields to be completely still in any spot - if the field is equivalent to particles forming, then a motionless field would break the uncertainty principle. But the actual size of the vibrations is very very low, my calculation is in pic related.

So all 'empty space' is a location where all the quantum fields corresponding to physical quanities are at their minimum energy level.

>shoes without laces on them
hello runt

>>77637423
because its secret

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inherited a cute and fluffy new cat but she doesn't get along with our cat

what do lads?

bet you feel well smart after typing all that well guess what
SHANT

are people actually named deano on their birth certificate or is it just a nickname

>>77637496
Same haha

>>77637523
kill her

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>>77637527
Dean is the nickname

words I read of that lengthy post: 0

>>77637512
you're going to be making 300k/year when you graduate with this knowledge!

>>77637523
put them both in a sack, tie the end and chuck it in a river

>>77637527
theyre called dean and their nickname is deano. its cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwff61MTOUo

>>77637142
comfy

>>77637484
youre so rubbish
urgh

>>77637559
one more word from you RUNT, and ill crush your bollocks with my boot

>>77637412
no

the game of wage slave work hard until you can retire and be too old to enjoy it life is shit but neet life is also shit

>>77637484
cant do it on saturday NZT because nofrloks out

>>77637611
hence the work smart and enjoy life while you do it plan

please can the helperposter who asked about empty space fucking acknowledge my effortpost on the subject

otherwise im going to get frickin' ANGRY

>>77637412
shit fact m8 try harder next time

business idea: win the lottery

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;) xx

Really like 80s Japanese music tbqh

So relaxing and catchy

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>>77637611

>>77637656
>>77637656

NEW

>>77637590
soz

>>77637624
a bugger
if youd only do these things at 9am gmt on a wednesday

>>77637523
chuck them in front of an artic vehicle. then get a dog.

>>77637523
Pavlovian conditioning, breh