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anime

It was all about xenophobia and racism, from the start. That's why ending freedom of movement is the one thing they will absolutely not negotiate or compromise on.

Our brexit situation reminds me of harry potter. Newsflash:we're Slytherin

Flood lads

God I just fucking hate europeans. Not even a big brexit supporter just hate the fucking smugness of them. As if our decision to leave the EU is any of your concern. If the EU is so great then us leaving should not effect you. They'll just swallow up whatever shit mummy Merkel feeds them. I most certainly do NOT consider myself European

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>thanks for letting me use your shower, anon

donald trump is literally voldemort

I've got a friend staying over for a week on my floor
what's a cheap mattress substitute?

have been scouring r/unitedkingdom for the finest bait posts. see if you can spot them, and feel free to drop me a (you)!

>>77633745
but you are European lad

>>77633723
How so?

>>77633754
Why the FUCK are you in my house

http://i.imgur.com/cBmAyY4.jpg

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thicc aussie boys

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>>77633755
Umm sweetie

>>77633754
it was free pizza

>>77633723
so this is the power of reddit.................................................................................................................................................................................................................

>>77633791
you need more barbed wire and a higher gate

>>77633791
does weird liveleak-type stuff not happen to you in ethiopia

>>77633791
You arrive in Birmingham

>>77633745
>They shouldn't laugh at our totally idiotic situation
Why not? We're kind of like Neville longbottom at this point

>>77633842
unironically looks better than Birmingham

>>77633791
dire
how long has that mound of dirt been there

>>77633754
yeah, i didn't record you or anything

Yanks are the root cause of all problems

>>77633836
Not really. You don't want to get involved with thw authorities here. Beatings; indefinite sentences;; etc. Nvm the mob justice

http://newsthump.com/2017/07/20/cersei-lannister-agrees-1-5-billion-confidence-and-supply-deal-with-greyjoys/
Haha remind you of anybody in our shit government???

>>77633874
That's from the work we did downstairs. After the rains, we'll put some nice tiles down

>>77633905
http://thediplomat.com/2017/05/is-india-really-winning-its-war-on-open-defecation/

>>77633755
>Voldemort was a snake
>trump works for youknowwho
Agreed

As a Yank, the points brought up here and elsewhere is scaring the crap out of me.

• The Pound Sterling inflation is going to be a killer. Just nasty, nasty, nasty.

• US / Canada / Mexico (NAFTA) are going to want open markets.

• China trade deals are just going to rip you apart for a hundred years. Get the lube ready.

• Ireland is going to end up with the UK's banking and currency trading. 3000 years worth of hot-headed revenge.

To quote a movie: The only way winning move is not to play. Somehow this has to be rolled back.

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What books you lot reading then?

>>77633791
how many families live on your compound

>>77633979
Just my father and I.

business idea: bulldoze greater london and turn it into farmland

>>77633791
looks nice

>>77633969
Reading myself

>>77633990
bit gay

I assumed the worse and if it's worse than what I image then god help us.

As I picture no deal with the following effect

• No travel (EU travel revoked as we no longer have travel rights or visa)

• Ton of illegal EU immigrants due to no deal and forcing us to remove them and employees losing staff

• Trade back log as we no longer follow same regulations / are in the custom union

• Food shortage due to the trade back log

• Medical shortage due to trade back log

• N.Ireland issues with borders

• Price jump as tariffs come into play

• Funding that people depending on are cut / removed as they were part of the EU

If it's worse than that feck me

>>77634009
I just posted it to show
>>77633743

>>77633969
The Recording Secrets Behind 50 Great Albums

>>77633754
You have to eat these eggs

upon my deepest reflection, I say british are only people who could outjew jews

do pikeys cause much trouble in the uk?

>>77633966
>Ireland STILL salty over Cromwell

How can one nation hold a grudge so long

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footy

>>77633791
Nostalgia

>>77634064
>pikeys
West Brit

>>77634064
do you say chav and pikey in ireland

>>77634061
Must've been looking in a very muddy puddle then mate ahahahaaaa

>>77634079
not chav but we say pikey

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>>77633950
looks like you've done what every upper-middle class housing development in a third world country does
emulate european/ french villas with cheap materials and a gaudy finish

>>77634072
>northern Ireland
Hun bitch
>>77634094
No we don't
>>77634079
We say gypo, tinker or knacker

>>77634064
One tried to sell me a chainsaw once

>>77634031
it's far worse
we're at the mercy of shitty one-sided trade deals
we could end up with situations where US and EU airlines are allowed to fly UK-to-UK routes in the UK, the NHS gets sold of to American and European companies (like the trains are now), food health and safety goes down the drain

>>77634111
yes we do retard

Moving tomorrow

>>77634112
they had a go at selling pillows and mattresses in my uni town for a few weeks

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>>77633997
This is what London would look like if people listened to Ned Ludd

>>77634064
assuming you mean travellers, not really. they make a mess in various parks for a month and then are driven out by police, not to be seen again for years

>>77634129
Naw we don't, Jackeen

>>77634132
where

>>77634148
Funny how I went to a school with only culchies and they used the term all the time
what would a belfast junkie know about the rest of ireland? You're in your own little world up there

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>that one taig so desperate to be incredibly Irish he puts it in every post

>>77634156
five floors down in the same building

>>77633997
architecturally, London is the only thing worth saving in this country so that's a bad business idea

Fuck you rain haters it's fucking hot in here

>>77634202
are you real jewish

lost my intel core sticker

first interview after becoming NEET tomorrow
I need to find some gumption asap

started buying caffeine free coca cola and adding my own cocaine

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the spanish gf

>>77634184
>culchis
So you are Dub, opinion discarded

>>77634199
*greater* london is definitely not worth saving. maybe the middle is, but the rest can go

>>77634199
give over
it's hideous

>>77633791
I can see vulnerable spots in your security

HATE the sound of gardeners with their chainsaws

>>77634262
can she not dress herself?

Need a cigarette but can't afford any

>>77634273
London is beautiful, don't know what you're chatting

Every time I leave this city I have to take anti-depressants because of how ugly everything in this country is. Its really dire

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the gf

>>77634315
imagine being this poor

Which place in the UK should I visit to see real British life?

>>77634344
york and the yorkshire countryside

>>77634344
Bradford. Rochdale. Tower Hamlets.

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>real jf hours
*logs off*

>>77634344
thoughts on indians?

>>77634344
Sunderland

>>77634344

fuck off we're full

Rain is comfy

>>77634326
thats not a "she"

>>77634337
Cigs are pretty expensive here

>>77634319
>London is beautiful, don't know what you're chatting
I could literally go to any point of london in streetview and it'd look terrible 90% of the time

>>77634371
That does look like a nice area.

>>77634344
sparkhill

playing: stardew valley
hope its good

>>77634388
it is you wool

>>77634399
how much for a pack of marlboros

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>Flying lesson cancelled because of rain
>weather clears up an hour later

>>77634433
it's fun for probably 10 hours of gameplay then it gets boring and repetitive
pretty comfy though

>smoking

the ULTIMATE runt activity, cannot even FATHOM an activity more runty

>JF asks where to go to see real England
>everyone sends them to yorkshire
>actual real England remains safe
cheers lads, keep it up

>>77634465
FOB

>>77634465
>>Flying lesson

Are you studying in Hogwarts

>>77634465
FOB

>>77634465
did the flying lessons in gta san andreas

>>77634495
Where is the real England?

>>77634502
You can pay to learn how to fly an aircraft you know.

I thought Jews were smart?

>>77634464
£10.60

>>77634465
I had a flying lesson once

The plane was rickety and broken, the door was literally held by a tiny little latch

Bizarre being so close to the sky

>>77634520
I believe he was making a joke

>>77634520
Then say aircraft lessons

>>77634519
yorkshire

>>77634519
Rochdale, Bradford and Tower Hamlets.

>>77634525
I flew solo in a glider when I was 16 and haven't flown since. I really want a PPL but it's so expensive.

>>77634519
Hull

Moving tomorrow but I already have access to my new place. Not technically renting it until midnight. Should I start moving things in today?

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A Jew walks into a bar; the barkeep says, "Why the long nose?"

>>77634522
cheaper than nyc

England is my city

When will Corbyn start giving me free stuff?

>>77634519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR4fQWfvFSw

a gooky tune

https://youtu.be/biNqld6BCI4

>>77634519
yorkshire is mostly pakistani

maybe go to the Cotswolds or something

>>77634544
Aircraft isn't a verb you spastic

>>77634567
*heems you*

heh... why the broken nose?

>>77634563
prefer not to say

>>77634519
Stockton upon tees

>>77634573
Nah. Marlboros are 10 bucks at 711 in Manhattan

Held off a wank earlier so I'd be fit and ready for the gf, now she's in a mood. Disappointed to say the least

phone does this ridiculous thing where it turns wifi off when i lock it, so i don't get any notifications until i physically check my phone

>>77634581
You arrive in the North

quintessential england

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrcuWqw2tT8

girmsby is unironically the real england

>>77634627
FON

Local bookmaker got browned again. Don't know where these lads are getting sawn off shotguns from.

>>77634614
they were 13-16 when I visted. similar in chicago.

>>77634642
the midlands is not the north

>>77634654
>browned
sorry I don't speak london, what's that in english?

>>77634646
You arrive in the North

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MENTIONED

The buggers?
Send them back.

>>77634662
At delis sure.

I knew two ethiopians at tschool, they were both normies and christian(?) and also friends with the somalis

>>77634681
love a bit of aioli

>>77634692
how does an Ethiopian know about the prices of cigs in New York city

>>77634724
bizarro. don't ethiopians hate somalis?

thank god you're here, grandma's been raped

wtf I love the commonwealth now?!

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-australia-security-northkorea-idUSKBN1AC00V?il=0

business idea: allow thread makers to delete any post within their thread once every 10 minutes

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>>77634738

>>77634758
i hope based china nukes us for this

>>77634769
never giving money to oxfam again

>>77634760
something on your mind lad?

>being too old to get influenced by good books
bit sad

Wish I l lived in nyc

>>77634769
looks like gta 4

>>77634760
ahh yes, just what we need, more early new editions

>>77634769
Addis Abeba looks shit

>>77634814
I wonder what they based liberty city off of

>>77634769
drop the proxy then

anime is more than just little girls in skimpy outfits, mom...

>>77634806
no you don't

>>77634836
Date of pic is in the filename.

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the absolute state haha

>>77634839
>mom
FOY off

>>77634836
he's an ethiopian who lives in both countries you stupid newcunt

addicted to runescape again lads

>>77634839
nonceoid

business idea: everyone who wants to enter the UK has to down a pint and kiss a picture of the queen

>>77634854
Why

>>77634871
fishing lvl

>>77634864
just trying to make our american friends feel right at home sweet home (alabama)

ladies and gentlemen

is it normal for a 20 year old girl to still be obsessed with justin bieber or is this a red flag

>>77634902
it's expensive
everyone's a cunt
massive bedbug/rat/roach/various other insect problems

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>>77634890
very good

>>77634902
Full of blacks innit

>>77634866
how can you live in two countries

gonna have a cheeky drink of cide' and then do a cheeky 'cide

just a word of warning

>>77634911
golly, thanks partner

>>77634902
too many reasons to list. it's not even nice to visit.

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>>77634871
Whats your in-game name?

Ladies and gentlemen, I welcome on stage Poo 'n' Shit Man with his new hit single 'I'm only Pooman'

*Cheers and clapping from the audience*

>Maybe I'm foolish, maybe I'm wrong
>Maybe I'll squeeze out, a big fat log
>Cos I'm only pooman after all
>Yeah, I'm only pooman after all

>>77634905
>>77634954
can't be BOTHERED leveling a runescape account so im playing a runescape private server instead, im actually addicted to a runescape private server

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It's my birthday today lads. Going for a nice meal this evening but I've been ill for 5 days. Wish me luck.

>>77634931
me 2nd from the left

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>>77634974
Pleb

>>77634980
a halal meal after mosque I hope?

>>77634980
Happy bday

>>77634980
Happy birthday xxx
And good luck

>>77634954
>getting a single 99
mate...
>getting several 120s
Maaaaate
>playing rs3 at all
MAAAATE!

@77634980
happy birthday, how old are you now?

wish i lived in ctc

(cheadle town centre)

>>77634980
Happy birthday

>>77634974
don't understand how runecsape private servers work

how do they get a copy of the game to run

don't get it

Just seen a weather presenter with an amputated arm

>>77635019
no clue, i looked into it once but it was all too complicated for me

mummy may is giving me a £96 tax rebate lads

LOVE the government simple as

>>77635031
yeah she's been about for a while, ol' stumpy

wish I could find a decent habbo hotel private server

>>77633754

Isn't she 14 ?

>>77635031
seems a bit distracting...
>>77635046
>habbo hotel
don't "get" the appeal of this rubbish

ethiopialad could you respond to my mean post earlier about you building a shoddy faux-european villa

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>>77635045
>>77635031
>>77635072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxGm8QhY1hI

any 'guins on the Igloo server? need a decent tank to raid herbets lair

£10 crimbo bonus

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>>77634995
Going to an indian curry house. Been there before it's actually really nice, but quite expensive. Luckily I think my Mother will pay because she hasn't seen me in a while.

>>77635015
>>77635008
>>77635005
thanks x

>>77634954
If I make an account will you be my mate?

>>77635072
Interactive chatrooms were huge in the early 2000s. I'm just in search of nostalgia.

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>>77635095
ummm sweaty best girl here x

>>77634581
>jump to ANY point in the video
>you see a hijab or turban
noice

>>77635095
would probs look way less noticeable with a prosthetic arm, not sure why she isn't using 1

you can find me in the 'b

>>77635110
didn't realise you were an anime nonce, I take back my happy birthday

Should've been a soldier lads

>>77635095
would honestly bang

how long will 1 g of amphetamine last if you just want to be more productive

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>>77635093
Agree with your opinion on style. Don't like it but my pops built it. The quality inside is top notch though and the materials are all imported from Dubai. Italian marble in the bathrooms and staircase. Sorry for the mess

>>77635122
Sure x

>>77635157
I've never watched anime in my life i just wanted an extra anglo image to give to the JFs

Should have been a doctor could have been a lawyer

>>77635164
ahh yes, the lifetime of PTSD is surely worth the 40k a year for a few years...

>>77635164
What's stopping you from going to the army

just been rejected for a bbc job because i'm not a pooskin

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>>77635133

ummm you're wrong xxx

>>77635185
yeah, literally

>>77635174
assuming you take about 20mg per dose, 50 days.

doctor says I have PTSD from seeing my father die

>>77635184
and what are you?

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>>77635110
>I've never watched anime in my life
watch "kimi no na wa" ("your name" in english), the dub is good

Never had sex

>>77635236
Imma die a dope boy always been a hustler

got 2 arms lads, reckon I can be a BBC weatherman or am I overqualified

Never held a girl's hand

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>watch "kimi no na wa" ("your name" in english), the dub is good

>>77635233
kek

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>>77635133
>>77635222
both wrong

>>77635177
What's your name so I can add you tomorrow? Also happy birthday, enjoy the curry and have a nice brew with it.

kimo no nae nae
kimo no whip

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cute lads with cats

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>>77635233
my father died last week and I don't even feel sad anymore

>>77635277
are you laughing at the diagnosis or my situation

*storms off into my room slamming the door behind me*

>>77635184
>>77635258
enjoyed those posts

kia ora

>>77635233

I care about this

one of my runts just stormed off to his room after I told him his slop rations are to be reduced again

no idea what's upsetting him

>>77635307
not telling x

>>77635297
I stopped feeling sad after a few months. He wouldn't have wanted us to be sad.

>>77635316

LYNN WE NEED TO GO COLD TURKEY

kimi no räikkönen

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/muslim-gang-rampaged-through-liverpool-13392480.amp


Ahhhhh yes

hate it when my mum doesn't shut my bedroom door quietly

kimono

on xans driving like räikkönen

>>77635095
she should really get a weather related prosthetic, perhaps a barometer, umbrella and whirly windspeed thing on the end of it.

you're not well louis

didn't realise there were so many danny dead dads in /brit/

youre worse than a jeyehadist, /brit/

>>77635390
we're getting older

( ´_ゝ`)

Parents have started asking me if I have a boyfriend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kXIO7HcdX8

daily dose

>>77634132
>Being this fat

>>77635365
would heem any one of those shitskins

ragheads are all glass-chinned

>>77635403
an uggo like you? haha yeah right

>>77635386
this is now going to stop

>>77635403
tell them youre a slave to your paki pozlords and you love slurping up brown cock daily
start wanking right in front of them
shit and piss everywhere

the 'your name' anime film was fucking trash

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>>77635365
>The gang then encountered Mr Lynch, Labour councillor for Moss Bank, and his girlfriend Jill Newton.

>Footage taken by Faruq captured Mohmed punch Mr Lynch with a “sickening blow” that could be “seen and heard”.

Wonder what was going through the Labour councillors mind?

>>77635436
josie are you okay

(⊙＿⊙)

are you okay
are you okay josie
*leans over really far*

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Nice...

>>77635442
niche opinion

so whats the deal with muslims

>>77635469
THERE'S LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS

>>77635469
I'd large hard-on collide 'er

>>77635474
Hello kuffar

>>77635499
Heh

>>77635442
nice opinion

>>77635472
same for his other film, 5 centimetres per seconds
its all visuals nothing else. very poor nd shit

*ports in behind u*
"you're probably a shia innit?"
*ports out*

>>77635525
https://myanimelist.net/topanime.php

>>77635469
i bet this mong doesnt even have her PhD degree

t. physics major

>>77635469
Ah yes Chad wins again.

all shia are kuffar

>>77635413
>replying tons 48 minute old post

>>77635525
good post

>>77635545
dont fucking care what anime nonces think their whole world is reduced to anime

>>77635469
>sixth form pupil
she violated the half age +7 rule, and must marry me as punishment *bangs gavel*

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>>77635562

>>77635592
>*bangs gavel*

Lmfao

*bangs gavin*

Ladies and gentlemen, I welcome on stage Poo 'n' Shit Man with his new hit single 'I'm only Pooman'

*Cheers and clapping from the audience*

>Maybe I'm foolish, maybe I'm wrong
>Maybe I'll squeeze out, a big fat log
>Cos I'm only pooman after all
>Yeah, I'm only pooman after all

>>77635442
>trash

FOY

*bags groceries*

>>77635612
why are white converts always the biggest try-hard muzzies

its like deep down they know they're not really accepted

>>77635469
nice

>>77635410
>>77635536
>>77635562
>>77635612

/brit/ is an Alawite general. please delete these posts

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>>77635666
>its like deep down they know they're not really accepted

You answered your own question

Hate people that don't do drugs

>>77635666
Islam doesn't care about race so you're wrong

*sneaks over the counter when no ones looking and pour myself a cheeky pint*

big fan of drugs

panda panda panda panda panda

>>77635711
*tackles you to the floor and snaps your windpipe in 2*
shart fart

>>77635711
Do they have pints in Korea?

pandemonium

procrastinating again ngl

>>77635742
decent game that

writing myself a cheque to the tune of £1,000,000,000

>>77635763
does this actually work ?

>>77635775
>>77635775

mitch caught a body bout a week ago

>>77635711
stellar post

>>77635579
>tons
You're weight haha