>Join game server >Australian player has 350 ping

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>join a game server
>everyone starts bullying the guy that uses British English

Why do they love so much ping and zhang??? kek

>>77628476
>Japanese humor

>>77628468
>join game server
>South and Latin Americans are typing in caps and spamming

>join game server
>it's full of russians loudly swearing over the voice chat

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>join game server
>Bulgarian starts talking about how Communism is the answer to all of lifes problems, and that Russia is the savior of the world

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>>77628448
>join server
>someone posts ":v" face

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>>77628883
>join north american server
>full of Europeans speaking broken English

>>77628448
*teleports behind you*

>>77628999
>join server
>CALA BOCA

>join french server
>banned for speaking english after talking to an admin in english
Why doesn't this surprise me?

>>77628476
>Japanese """"""humour"""""""

>>77628856
>things that never happened

>>77630650
>join server
>realise server's full of Russians
>trigger all the Russians by screaming cyka blyat in the mic

>>77630689
>playing on euro servers from singapoor
?

>>77630819
>playing at 3am at night
>all the gooks and flips are asleep
>well, I guess if I want to play I'll have to deal with Russians

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>>77628476
you know what else is funny

hiroshima and nagasaki

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>join american server because americans are always bad at the games and get baited easily
>i have better ping connecting from across the atlantic than they have connecting from niggerville, USA

>>77630881
Says the country that got his ass handed to them by kiwis, don't even talk about atomic bombs.

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>>77628448
>join game server
>people ask where you come from
>say that from russia
>every player begins to sing a stupid song about vodka, moloko, babushka, suka blyat, cheeki-breeki and rush b

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>>77630931
>kiwis
>malaysian education

>>77630950
fake, when russian join they say something in moonrunes then continue speaking in moonrunes when asked to speak english

>>77630650
Come on, Vasya, you know it's true.

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>be host
>get players from around the world
>speed is so bad that everyone has 400+ ping
>kill everyone ez
>repeat

>join American server
>get shot

>>77628448
>Join game server
>Australian player has 350 ping
>his name is lo ping

>>77630931
Hmm?

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>>77631067
>host series of CS servers in early 00's
>set the ping kicker to 15 ms
>server suddenly only has skilled Proto-Germanic Aryan overlords on it
>forums fill upp with angry people

>>77631103

>Swede thinks he can into CS

FRACO :DDD

>>77631480
REAL CS not the babby version that exists today

>>77631511

>REAL CS
>Early 00's

Now you're baiting.

Come on, you're just jelly you can't spam QUE OTA in chat. :DDD

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>enter game
>team is losing
>switch team

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>Welcome to Hanamura
>JA WYPJERDOLE KURWA RUSKI BITCH
>CYKA BLYAT IDI NA HUJ

>>77632097
REEEE

>>77632097
if only you could do that mid WW2

>>77632985
kek

>>77632985
Kek

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>join game server
>it's populated by polish, greeks and latvians who are all typing insults in their language

>>77632985
Israel had been winning in Palestine for decades t.bh and the aftermath of WWII sealed it

>>77628448
>Join German server
>It's full of Russians using aimbots and wallhacks

>>77632097
> israel's military strategy

>>77633114
And no russians?
Fake.

>>77633190
in league and csgo russians mostly go to their own servers

>playin video game
>then cryin on 4chan you're still a neet virgin
haha fuckin pussies

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>>77633153
>lose 6 million people
>winning

>mfw you're right tho

>>77632097
t. Francesco

>>77628476
would be funnier if it was
"Why does Australia have so many pings?"

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> join the usual North American server
> have same ping as Americans
> sometimes I even get host
> keep beating the crap out them

>>77630931
?

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>>77628476
I found it funny

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>>77628448
>join game
>it's full of Americans
>"uhh actually we're Canadian"

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>join f2p game
>group of 13 yearold indonesian kids with open mics yelling across the room at eachother

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>play alliance it's only filled with white people
>friend tells me to switch to horde
>okay
>it's filled with favela monkeys

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>>77630931
Yea you tell him!
Australia BTFO by based Singapore

>>77628476
pretty good

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>join aussie server
>have the lowest ping

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>>77628448
>Join game
>open chat
>^^ :) ;) :D

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>go on CSGO General on /vg/
>everyone always butthurt when a BR team is playing
>extreme butthurt when winning majors

>join game
>Hello!
>I need healing!
>Hello!
>Hello!
>Hello!
>Hello!
>Thank you!

>join game in north america
>euros have a lower ping than me

fuck the internet

>>77628808
>join game
>only one spanish speaker there
>proceed to only talk in spanish and shit up the chat
Same with Russians.

>russian has his mic on auto record
>extreme amounts of ridiculous ambience: ceiling fan, chicken cackling in the background, dog barking, TV is on, traffic can be heard, presumed family members are shouting at each other, phone is ringing, etc.

seriously what the fuck

>>77628448
>Join game server with friends
>my Ping is 200 everyone else has 100
>Rage quit because my shitty ping
Fuck my shitty IPS

>>77630630
>eternal anglo can't understand other languages exist

Pottery

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>Join game server
>120 ping against euros with 10-15 ping
>win anyway

>>77640821
>CSGO
literally made for 89 IQ Call of Duty audience.

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>>77628476

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>join NA server
>plenty of banter and good times
>join euro server
>autism and yelling
>join japanese server
>kicked because my ping is too high

>>77646909
>euro server
>yelling
>not absolute silence because everyone thinks their english is shit

>Join Korean server
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>join French server
>they are talking about how splinter cell groups would disguise themselves as collaborators of the opposite regime while main army regiment contemplating false surrender tactics
>call them cheese eating surrender monkeys and log out

>join Taiwanese server
>say 去你妈飞了 中国 #1
>he tries to ban you but fails because you are using proxy elite server that your cousin helped you set up in the Republic of China
>greatest freak out ever

>>77628476
like pottery

>>77628476
lmoa

>>77645192
>he doesn't know about slav ASMR

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>>77628476

>>77628448
>don't play video games very much
>has no idea what this means except it's bad

>>77638468
>>f2p game
this kind of thing doesn't happen in Warframe

>>77628448
>join server
>"Hola?"
>CARA MANO, O CARA É UM BOLUDO, VAI TOMAR SEU CU ARGENTINO BOLUDO FILHO DA UMA PUTA, SUA MAE É UMA VAGABUNDA

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>>77628448
>join the server
>the gay guy starts flirting with you

>>77628476
So humor was the reason you guys got along so well with g*rmans.

>>77628448
>german player joins the server
>starts flaming everyone
>tries to tell a joke but its cringeworthy
>leaves

>>77633153
>zionists attacking British soldiers and civilians
mandate might have turned it over to the Arabs just for spite

>>77653954
Everytime

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>>77628448
>join british server
>They mocking my broken English

>Join central Europe server
>Everyone with Broken English so you can feel comfy
>Evreyone is nice becuse of it (Even the britbongs)

>>77630912
kek

>>77648655
>chat has some squares in it
>say "taiwan #1"
>chat has many many more squares in it

>>77646909
>autism and yelling
It's not really autism , It's just everyone is frustrated because they can't communicate well in English.

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>join game server
>some guy who sounds black is talking over the mic, isn't causing any problems and is being generally helpful
>some fag comes on spouting /pol/ memes

This happens too often.

>only 350
Fuck, I wish I had that low ping.

>>77655442
As someone who is British I generally find British players on vc obnoxious and unfunny.
There are too many of them that think that having a nice received pronunciation substitutes for actual humour.
British gamers worst gamers

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>>77648515
>l'humour américain

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>join server
>GIB MONI PLOX
>was 15 years ago