Caribbean edition
APOLOGIZE
first
>>77626026
after this fallout 4 mission i promise.
just one more :3
Where the FUCK can I buy this backpack
I've looked everywhere reee
just got a google pixel. good phone it seems
>>77626049
hopefully nowhere
butthole
surfers
>>77626058
tell me about dougie, why does he eat the cake
>>77626069
why
>>77626070
are trash
Dow do we liberate the Caribbean from European oppression?
>mfw a cute boy from /cum/ sends me nudes
>being cutfag means your dick has lost 70% of the nervous already (thanks jews)
>using a condom will mean you will lose 90% of the sensability compared to an uncut dick
>the time I fucked a hooker I didn't feel nothing and had to tell her sex felt diferent than fapping simply because I didn't want to tell her I didn't feel shit and wanted my money back
>>77626075
for janey-E
>>77626097
Yes, we saw your earlier thread.
>>77626087
After we liberate Mexico senpai
Clack threads
are TP threads
Just watched all of Twin Peaks.
Bad show.
im so happy i got this alcohol
worry sometimes that ill become my mum lol
>>77626087
>
Already happened. We need to liberate it from China now.
>>77626109
lotta loyalty for a reincarnated vegetable
>>77626123
SWAG POLICE CALLED NIGGA BITCH. THEY WANT THEY TRYPTOPHAN BACK.
Should I buy another pass? I'm getting tired of waiting 50 seconds to post.
Should I go to McDonalds and get an icecream cone?
>>77626148
do whatever you want. its your body
>>77626134
What was she thinking?
>>77626125
But the UK, France and the Netherlands still control parts of it?
>>77626073
Every time I see this guy all I can think about is the mayor from Portlandia
>>77626162
>Janey gets TWO rides
might do a move to bermuda
whoops im dizzy LOL
*blocks your path*
>tfw cute drunk US boys dancing in front of you
>>77626192
Just move here if you want to be around niggers.
How do you feel about president Warren?
fugazi
>>77626227
I am also an indian btw
I just wanna sleep longer
how do you go from this
>>77626265
I just wanna sleep forever.
to this
>>77626300
smoking is bad
right devils get out
>Twiggy is ug-
ly.
>>77626352
umm who is that?
i love you
>>77626382
pretty sure that's a boy
>>77626379
a cutie patootie
this is the perfect mommy
you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
what up with these eyes?
>>77626393
so is my boyfriend
kill all whites
Hmmmmm
>>77626425
your boyfriend is also pretty sure that's a boy?
Cara is an ugg-
>>77626425
you aren't the Dakota I know
>>77626485
you know me
let me sleep all night in your soul kitchen
warm my mind in your gentle stove
>>77626521
do not
stfu cara
>>77626574
redpill me on oregon
finna move there
>>77626092
U didn't see anything
Cant sleep too nervous about tomorrow
Tired, need to sleep, but can't
>>77626580
west is cloudy all year except the summer
east is a desert
most of the state is poor expect for Portland
FIVE TO ONE BABY
ONE TO FIVE
NO ONE HERE
GETS OUT ALIVE
>>77626580
you will get DETAINED for pumping your own gas
hog the jetstream
survive on Big strong californian tourism
bad CFB teams
>>77626580
its like WA but worse and has sheep
current list of places to move
1. new zealand (preferably the south island)
2. vancouver island
3. australia (preferably tasmania or queensland)
4. utah
5. bermuda
6. washington state
7. montana
8. colorado
9. alaska
GOD I love sheep and I HATE californians
>>77626645
>vancouver island
Sure if you enjoy living with old people lmfao
>>77626382
I was busy thinking 'bout boys
Pears > Apples btw
>>77626672
t. Ling Long Xhing Ping from richmond
Ive seen so many straight people here in /cum/ turn gay because of solitude
p sad if you ask me.
>>77626688
I'm Xing from Vancouver bitch
Im not gay and will never be gay
>>77626698
That happens on all boards on 4chan.
>>77626421
I'd smash her cunt.
ritz crackers are worse than they used to be
victoria is the most powerful city in canada
pic related: the perfect mommy's daughter
>american politicians
>>77626755
Romney will become secretary of state once Drumpfy fires Tillerson. He will then take over the US government in a coup.
only one man is fit to take up the throne
LORDS
KNOW
I
CAN
CHANGE
The future president of the United States of America.
just lyself clack
simply just hate him
>>77626890
The absolute madman.
He actually did it.
Actual future President of the United States of America
>>77626904
I thought most of eastern oregon was conservative
>>77626921
It is, that's why Wyden is a god.
>>77626921
>1998
watch out for madman callahan
It's not that a fun, bouncy pop song is dominating the charts in gaming right now, it's as if we woke up in a world where everyone is so damned tired of hearing that Ministry song on top-40 stations. This is the gaming equivalent of audiences giving the bird to Jurassic World in order to see the new Lars von Trier film. Bethesda has created a surreal world in which Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music goes triple-platinum.
doing a drug
im eating some pretzels whats up wit you?
>>77626968
which drug?
>>77626933
This was the map in 1996.
Wyden is a madman.
>>77626946
>only 33%
I'm shaking
just don't like him just don't
>>77626976
kratomeme
hopefully it actually works this time
>>77626991
lemme know how it goes
seems interesting
>political genius
>high school basketball star
What more could you ask for?
Ronald Lee Wyden is the perfect man.
>>77627021
a bbc to fuck my wife
i love her
Nobody has been able to explain to me how so that japs are good at music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrLh66wwbzE
ryan-tier post
>"Come here and suck my cock"
y-yes Mr. president
ugly bastard
>>77627036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6odDOOyUawY
>>77626265
So go to sleep earlier dumbo
>tfw no gf to tuck you in at night
>tfw no gf
Question
What states are there in the US, where there are no nuclear power plants?
C A R A B T F O
>>77627079
I dont know
>>77627079
springfield
If a geni could grant me one wish right this second I'd wish for a qt3.14(cutie-pie) gf(girlfriend)
>>77627082
I search in wikipedia or some other page
>>77627084
He is an idiot
Besides, I hate the Simpsons
>tfw no gf
it's not so bad.
oh ym god kratom tastes absolutely horrid, had to mix it with juice
>I hate the Simpsons
>tfw no bf
Now that's a terrible feel.
I started posting her as a meme, but now I've fallen in love with her.
I was born 50 years too late. I don't really have a reason to go on.
>>77627034
Shame that she didn't even get any reparations from the Italian court after she was imprisoned for several years AND tried numerous times
They just called it a miacarriage of justice and let her go
That is fucked if you ask me
hate her I really just do
roti and ginger beer is good
I pity non-north americans who will never be able to fully appreciate the Simpsons
KOTH > The shamsons
>>77627151
you're delusional
gotta pee again
>>77627151
This desu.
>>77627154
You ain't right, I tell ya' h'wat
wonder if he was a distant relative of Mr Burns
the resemblance is uncanny
>>77627166
Back in the day, folks like you were locked in a padded cell.
my favorite simpsons character has always been lisa
>>77627171
Back in the day, folks like you were lynched for treason
darth doggo
>>77627176
i hate Lisa
i hate Lisa because im literally Lisa
>>77627169
that looks nothing like him you doofus
>>77627183
is this ur dog?
>my favorite simpsons character has always been lisa
>>77627184
you aren't desu
>>77627185
look at the facts
>both loved nuclear plants
>both had effeminate right hand men
>balding
there had to be some relation
need some tips on how to hold my pee
>>77627191
i WISH i looked like that
>>77627188
no but I know him. his name is pepper
>>77627205
cute :)
>boot up classic simpsons form HD
>hit randomize
>homer the vigilante
thank you god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUu1-OkeYt0
>>77627214
his brother's name is dixon
this is a japanese kpop star princess, say something nice about her.
>>boot up classic simpsons form HD
>>hit randomize
>>homer the vigilante
>
>thank you god
>>77627234
i bet she sucks a mean dick
being drunk is better
>>77627234
>japanese
>kpop
>>77627246
Being high is best
Fuck I could go for some weed
I got a dream that I got high again, and then I felt bad
CURSE YOU, MAGIC BEANS
wish it were real jazz hours desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8bQFwcVtBc
kefir > milk
I have seen the light.
Look
I found a map of states without nuclear power plants
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/health-science-technology/nuclear-aftershocks/map-u-s-nuclear-power-plants/
>Being high is best
>Fuck I could go for some weed
>I got a dream that I got high again, and then I felt bad
>>77627273
So basically all the good states.
>Being high is best
>Fuck I could go for some weed
I'm not black I swear
5 years until wizard status....
slowly accepting that I'll have to enter normiehood if I want to avoid this.....
>>77627267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FExtk4n5zHk
>>77627280
Well some states that I like
(Such as Oregon, West Virginia, Utah)
Asian men are cool and hot
Also have very big cocks
>>77627289
I'm starting to crack myself
I got this weird goop that's forming between my crotch and leg, it's not sweat because it's a thick goop like substance. Not gonna shower though. This requires more research
>>77627324
that's what you get for drinking bagged milk rtard
>>77627267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l24FZCmtY0Q
>>77627318
Oregonian here.
The nuclear power plant in Washington is situated right on the Columbia river, which runs right by Portland. The Columbia has a tributary called the Willamette river, and 75% of Oregonian live in the Willamette river valley. The nuclear power plant is old and falling apart and if the nuclear waste leaks into the Columbia river, our water will be poisoned. So if you're afraid of nuclear power plants, you're actually better off in Washington than Oregon.
>>77627346
>Americans the authority of milk containers
Jugfags btfo
demon souls is so enjoyable
>>77627368
>jugs
>not glass bottles
canadalets
>>77627368
you realize that gif was made from kids trying to pour from a gallon for the first time right? thanks to canadian brainwashing they had to drink from bags all their life so they were used to being retards, youre basically making fun of retarded canadians (which im personally not against)
>>77627324
if it smells it might be bacteria related
order a kit and do a t-streak
asleep at the switch?
I wasnt asleep, I was drunk!
>>77627383
lysfag
>>77627393
Fuck is that serious?
yeah mr president
This Canadian weeaboo walks up to you on the street at tells she'll have sex with you if you pledge elegance to the Peoples Republic of China.
What do you do?
>>77627387
>Storing milk in glass
If it breaks you'll step on it DUMBASS
>>77627391
You realize you're a lying Jug apologist scumbag and want children to spill milk and ruin breakfast.
>>77627437
Id tell """her"""
kyself ryan
>>77627437
run her over in a tank
>>77627441
americans aren't dumbasses, the only thing we drop is bombs on dumbasses
>>77627441
they only spill their milk because they were brainwashed by you canadian scum
>>77627437
unzip my dick
>>77627423
Yes mate
Bacteria is all over your body and sometimes some bad bacteria or fungi finds its way into your nice moist dark crevices around your junk and starts growing if you don't clean it thoroughly.
To no for sure you either need to gram stain it and look at it under a microscope or take a sample and culture it.
It could also possibly be nothing, who knows.
why are people so obsessed with asian women they're not even that good looking for the fact that they aw rook same
>americans aren't dumbas-
>>77627464
hey
>>77627483
those are some really small fences
the south will rise again
>>77627504
first theyll have to rise out of their rascal scooters
I love getting suckies form your mom
good night lads.
remember to pray to the gf gods before for going to sleep.
>:)
I don't mind the later seasons of spongebob (7-8) but it obviously will never come close to the classics (1-4)
im the manliest men in /cum/
>>77627477
Damn, I don't have time to go to the doctors
*prays to the gf gods*
Fug it's not working
>americans aren't dumas-
>>77627579
Just wash it thoroughly with soap you fat greasy fuck
>>77627601
I like my musk
>>77627610
Holy fuck that pisses me off, I don't care what your meme beliefs are but you should never step on the flag of your country like that
>>77627610
Is that shirt real?
It looks shopped.
they see me rollin
>>77627610
this looks fake
please tell me it's fake
>>77627633
flags ain't shit
Girls(that talk to you)
>>77627622
Well then I hope you like your sepsis as well
>>77627661
Don't know this feel
>>77627610
This is old pic
>>77627673
neither do I, it happened once before though and i played it out bad
>>77627687
I talk to qts all the time, some of them even seem quite fond of me, I just can't get any of them to date me
>>77627666
w-what's sepsis?
Say something nice about my gf
>>77627720
harmful bacteria getting into your blood and then becoming toxic
America would be cool, if it wasn't a FAG NATION
>>77627720
It's when bacteria infects your bloodstream
having influenza had to take like 3 days off work
pretty nice but feel like shit
>>77627752
that was unnecessary :(
tfw no gf
>>77627735
I would, but those tattoos look really shitty
>>77627764
s-sorry
>>77627810
*blushes*
just took the test again while ive been on meds and therapy for 4 months, feels good to be chad now, ive definitely noticed changes
>>77626049
Send the manufacturer "The North Face" an email.
>>77627757
Are you on of us working in taiwan or something?
>>77627822
What meds you on?
>>77627847
your mothers cunt
>>77627847
good ones
also im formerly INTP u guys can make it
>>77627842
yes
nigga mcFUCK
frustration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-wypay6lcA&list=RDn-wypay6lcA
>>77627961
lyself idiot
>>77627990
>>77628013
Based Herschel
do NOT reply to C*ra
It's 1:54am why are you guys awake?
>>77628033
It's actually 23:54
>>77628033
>c*ntral time
it's 2:55
Lads last night in vegas
Where should i go if i want to get fucked up
>>77628083
remember to come and meet me on ur way back
I'm on roaming data pls respond
Ivan is so tsundere for me
ignore him
It's actually 00:03
I'm tsundere
You are obsessed cara, I barely recognize your existence
My name is literally Ivan
im tsundere for a select group of /cum/ posters
The truth is it's 9.09am
daggerfall is cool
>>77628207
fucking time travelers
Scalp's bleeding again
Looks like I'm gonna have to go back to the dermatologist for another steroid injection or two
>>77628176
I don't think I actually am, but I desperately want to
>>77628237
>>77628259
why do you need an injection for that?
>>77628266
cant stop
listening
send
help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrLh66wwbzE
Canadians are weird
americans are fat
>>77628335
and some are really rude
>>77628331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QV_zTsmr1Q
finished a good long session of ETS2
fans sounded like a wind tunnel
>>77628347
sharted
>>77628371
frasier has a nice bathroom
I'm a homersexual. I really like reading the Iliad.
>>77628461
what an insightful post
>>77628287
It's an autoimmune condition, scarring alopecia
>>77628484
thank you. he does and him and his brother tried to fix it but they are too refined so they called a plumber
>>77628353
>"hmmm, let me take a closer look at that"