nigger edition
first for tom holland lads
>>77625294
>>77625282
christ
imagine being this stupid
You are both a man and a child.
>the theory comes from white nationalists who see themselves as superior, therefore they imagine the jews to be like themselves and only concerned with whiteness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oDgJesMkeg
>>77625317
i know
>SIX /brit/ threads
STOP
>tfw I will never have a hot bf who's secretly insecure and, as a result, clingy
Imagine being the guy on the right
>>77625368
yeah that's me
>>77625370
would suck her cock
I unironically pull Tim Farron's face at things that disgust me and I don't even realise I'm doing it most of the time
Comcast is blatantly throttling my connection down to <1 down anytime I've been on PSN for more than a couple minutes. Gonna give them a chance to cut it out when I call them tomorrow and if they bullshit me about it I'm cancelling my service on the spot and cracking into my neighbors wifi again. It doesn't even cost them more money to not throttle my speed when I'm gaming, they just want me to rent their modem and pay them even more every month.
get a haircut at some point today
>>77625386
Isn't she post op
>>77625395
>PSN
literal child
>>77625404
planning on getting my hair cut some time during the week of Aug 6-12
>>77625404
Don't tell me what to do
>>77625414
that would be disgusting. rather fuck an anus than a gaping hairy wound
>>77625404
>went to my mom's hairdresser a while ago
>responded to her questions, wasn't overly autistic i thought
>afterwards, mom was at her appointment
>hairdresser was asking a million questions asked if there was something wrong with me
h-haha
>>77625419
Financially independent in my 20's and employed full time in a long term career. Just like to play some Siege with the boys after work.
>>77625437
kek that's adorable
>>77625450
epic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixLm9eSYldE
stuck in my head
>>77625434
What about a gaping hairy anus?
>>77625450
used to jump on the toads' heads and spray them with water in mario sunshine the little runts
>>77625462
>This video contains content from SME, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
Copyright is one of the greatest cancers in modern society
for me, it is vladimir lenin
>tfw no britboi to ride like a motorbike on a rocky terrain
so ive been cycling for about half an hour
and my wheel fell off
errr
not sure wtf to do
/qa/ > /s4s/
liberals get the bullet too
>>77625469
I don't think you understand. there is hair that grows inside post OP vaginas
>>77625476
It's a Bowie song too lol
australia? i'm good, thanks
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/632678/Monster-spider-traps-couple-inside-home-Australia
>>77625476
>british artist
>can't even listen to it in the uk
bravo, legal system
>>77625493
pic related
>>77625499
didn't mean to capitalise op
>>77625499
Really?
>>77625513
Walk home and get it fixed at the shop.
That happened to me once on a really old bike I had while I was shifting gears.
>>77625499
Right and there is hair that grows all around the anus and has had feces wiped into it for the duration of its existence
>>77625488
Just fuck me already
Haven't seen the Mexican, the Puerto Rican or Thailad all night
Very strange
so the problem is this pin is missing an endcap
but i have no way of knowing if the endcap fell off 10 seconds or 10 days ago
>>77625527
i dont want to walk home at 4:45am
ill get stabbed
>>77625538
They all killed each other in a Mexican standoff
>>77625538
theory: they're all one person
>>77625538
Has Thailad even posted since that big dark net drug lord bust up a few weeks ago?
A Mexican, a Puerto Rican, and Thailad walk into a bar...
OUCH.
>>77625532
easy to shave off
The white nationalist boner for Asians will never stop being funny to me
>>77625577
Don't know why you'd bother, you're lubing your dick with poo slime anyway
>>77625591
how many layers of irony is he tweeting on
>>77625562
Now that you mention it, it's been a while since I last saw that nonce
>>77625584
why? east asians are one of the only minorities that are actually okay
Any funny jokes lads?
>>77625513
Looks like a quick-release wheel.
The axle probably came loose and fell out.
Go to a bike shop.
>>77625603
>2015
less than now I reckon, we become more ironic and meta with each year
Me IRL
>>77625602
vs blood and mucous
no thanks
>>77625584
makes a lot more sense when you're realise right wingers are nonces
>>77625617
The people from the richer areas East Asian areas, yeah.
The poor Eastern Asians that believe in beating people if they think they're witches while they squat around in dingy areas selling their children to whites for rice money are not.
This only further proves we ought to burn the poor.
Don't want that lad to kill himself.
Plot Twist: Thailad was an expat making a tidy living supplying the local market with Cocaine and research chemicals supplied through elite members of the dark net and has since been killed in the drug task force raid on his home
>>77625602
anything is disgusting if you think about it in a certain way long enough
>>77625535
Do you think that if I could be in Britbongistan having sex with a guy there I'd be here shitposting right now?
>>77625538
yeah it has been quite nice now that you mention it
>>77625649
poor people in every country are shit. the average asian is better than the average spic or nigger
>>77625627
stop stealing /lat/ memes you nigger
>>77625649
huh, almost like class is what divides society
Ever since I killed Skeeter the field mouse and his family I keep thinking I see them out of the corner of my eye but theres never anything there when I look
Anyone else remember this game?
>>77625657
I guess not...
If I had a cute boyfriend, potentially American, fucking me right now, I shadn't be posting here
>>77625687
no shit. society needs hierarchies in order to function optimally
>>77625696
pee poo poor?
>>77625617
This is exactly what I mean, the odds are fairly high your grandfather or great-grandfather was crawling through some disease-ridden jungle and pissing into a helmet fighting vicious, morally stunted zipperheads and yet you can't say enough great things about them buying your country's institutions out from under you.
You would think by American white nationalist logic that the more capable races would be the most dangerous, but I suppose you're convinced there's some kind of fraternity between you and the chingchongs
>>77625630
how is this supposed to make me feel?
Really wish I'd been able to train Skeeter to appear when I shrieked "Skeet SKEEEEEET" but he never seemed interested. So I brought one of the neighborhood cats in my house for a couple days and found him on the floor after a bit.
>>77625730
some east asians were happy to assimilate into the white dominant culture
bit different from the days of coolie labourers
It's a shame the only magic I can't do is make yanks disappear
lucky for me the cops thought i was trying to steal the bike (teenager in a black hoodie at 4:30am with a wheeless bike is pretty suspicious i guess)
after i explained, they gave me a lift home
w h e w
>>77625730
>some kind of fraternity between you and the chingchongs
yeah, literally. they hate niggers and spics too
>>77625713
I haven't played it in forever. It was like crack for me back in 2014, but I don't even have a computer anymore. Actually, I've specifically avoided getting a computer because I don't want to spend all day playing video games anymore.
>>77625753
i'll go away if you ask me nicely
flat earth is real
>>77625753
I'll go away as soon as I find an Aussie bf
>>77625763
>>77625771
Fuck off Tanner
Took another seat for pregnant women on the bus today. The whore stood in front of me for a bit and then some white knight gave up his seat.
LOL
The cuck stands up so a whore can feel comfortable carrying another man's spawn. Pathetic.
why are you lads still up?
yes, i'm a virgin
i'm physically 30 but mentally 20
i gave up on life a long long long time ago
>>77625774
release me i want to go to sleep
gook moot should ban everyone over 30 from visiting 4chan
>>77625759
>300,000 years
bit longer than that
>>77625779
it's 9:57
>>77625774
who the fuck is Tanner
>>77625779
Trying to finish my beers before bed.
Might do the last one in the shower, got a safety meeting in the morning because somebody fell off a ladder.
>>77625806
you have to be retarded if you actually believe this
>>77625779
it's only 10:59
>>77625795
why? we're the best posters
>>77625630
doesnt this BTFO the incel/redpill-tier theory of women having an easier time getting sex? Shouldn't there be way more male virgins if the "80/20" rule were real?
>>77625817
christcuck
>when a creationist responds to you
>>77625822
>>77625817
>>77625821
>>77625816
>>77625812
>>77625811
>>77625826
>>77625829
Holy shit you're like fucking yank locusts
>why yes i do believe in god
hat
>>77625816
Beer is so shite. All it does is give me pains in my stomach and doesn't even get me drunk. Gonna move onto the whiskey.
>>77625835
haha good one lad
having a chuckle
>>77625826
no. that graph proves they lose their virginity at about the same time, not that they have the same amount of sex partners
>>77625835
they're basically all locusts
people complain about early OPs when we should really be solving our Yank Question
>>77625839
just go straight for the absinthe lad
>>77625839
>>77625839
Like the whiskey but I save it for the weekends because I REALLY like the whiskey once I get started
>>77625845
>yank math
>>77625865
nice argument
>>77625857
Nah might do a turpentine up the bum instead though.
>>77625861
>scientific study reports a modest correlation between two things
>mainstream media makes up some bullshit headline about "tequila keeping bones strong
>anon takes this degradation one step further by fucking screencapping the twitter post advertising the article
>>77625875
just pour a little Jameson up there. Bypasses the liver, should do the trick.
>>77625888
kys canacuck
>>77625395
Comcast sounds like Telstra
>>77625651
You're a good person
>>77625888
good post
>>77625806
bit mad how humans ever evolved innit
>>77625282
Looks like Schiphol airport
USA is so fucking aesthetic
>>77625806
need someone to make a gigantic version of this with every species ever discovered on it
did two poos today
feeling cleansed
Based pedro ausfahrt
>4 yank posts in a row
time for bed
think i'm just naturally resistant to racism lads
try as i might i just don't have it in me to dislike other groups or treat people differently based on race, or anything really
don't get how racists function tbqh
>>77625956
The dung heap of civilisation
It's 11:10 PM
Should I take a quick drive to McDonalds and get an ice cream cone lads
>>77625941
it is!
consider the period of human life we inhabit too, and the astronomically tiny odds of that happening
it's humbling but at the same time makes me question our circumstances
>>77625961
that would be a ridiculous workload unless you programmed it
>>77625977
same
stopped taking my antipsychotics and i'm losing like 0.5 lbs a day. fucking madness how these drugs are legal
>>77625986
who is this semen demon
>>77625779
trying to learn to cycle because i never learnt as a kid and where im going to uni (oxford) cars are banned so ill need to know how to bike
ive been practicing in the park so i can ride pretty good now i think, but i havent tried on real roads before
in order to start off easy, with almost zero traffic, ive been cycling around at 4am ish.
Except that today my wheel fell off so practice has been cancelled ahaha
>>77625981
When you have a bad experience it'll change your mind. Probably not a total reversal but you'll be more cynical, guaranteed
>>77625997
>cucksford jewnivershitty
Literally every single person I have seen walking the streets at 4-5am is black
Why is this?
>>77625986
whom'st is't thou'est spunk'est trunk'est
>>77626024
Camouflage.
>he's from a flyover state
>>77626008
literal baboons
>>77625995
>>77626028
dunno reverse search it gnight
>>77626008
enraging
>tfw I literally can't find this backpack anywhere
I'm substantially upset.
>>77626035
it clearly isn't working
>>77625997
5am lighting is weird
it looks artificial kind of
absolutely mental that a girl was ground into kebab and then fed to her parents
this didn't happen in africa or the middle east it happened in england
>>77626000
idk, i remember at school there was one pakistani lad who i didn't get along with for ages, but we ended up being friends for a while and he was nice
didn't put me off non whites or anything, got on fine with people from india, greece, iran, the caribbean, armenia, vietnam, china and mixed race people as well
>>77626102
>>77625981
Good lad.
starting to hate whites
>>77626117
>>77626130
samefag
hating whites
>there's people from foreign countries in his town
dire
Need to heem a puny little runt. Is Angrylad around?
>>77626152
are you a native american then?
done hating whites
>>77626153
(^:
>>77625983
Pick me up a Butterscotch sunday la
>>77626152
yeah alri fyffe alabama
dad cooked bacon tonight but ate 95% of it and only left me with two pieces
>>77626178
>cooking bacon at night
cretinous
>tfw 1/4 Native American
>tfw it's still enough that people tell me I look Native American
mcdonalds ice cream is pretty tasty imo
>>77626183
Embrace it, faggot.
Song of the South
Sweet potato pie and I shut my mouth
>>77626183
Native Americans are cool. What sort are you? Did you grow up on a reservation?
>>77626173
>For every 100 females age 18 and over, there are 85.7 males.
love the taste of my boyfriend's semen
>>77626183
If you look like this will you please be my boyfriend?
>>77626183
>tfw 1/4 jock
>tfw it's still enough that peopel call me a filthy jock bastard
i feel your pain, tonto
>>77626183
>tfw 1/16 English
>>77626211
what do you mean by jock
>>77626203
w-what does it taste like?
>>77626220
scottish
>>77626210
WHERE IS CHARLES LEE
befriended a 6 months old chad. My future is insured
>>77626183
move to cali
then you'll blend in as a mexican and get tons of free shit
>>77626219
Reminder
when i was like 14 years old i tasted my own cum and it was gross
last night i accidentally came in my face and some got into my mouth, but it actually tasted quite nice
i wonder if my diets improved since then or something?
>>77626236
Ok...
*walks away*
*starts running*
>>77626243
>>77626242
how did they have names for the picts when we don't know their language
>>77626101
>this didn't happen in africa or the middle east it happened in england
Perhaps there is a correlation between the influx of the aforementioned peoples and this phenomenon?
>>77626210
I wish I had blue eyes (planning on getting that laser surgery done when it's out of clinical trials and fda approved though)
But I am noticeably darker than white people when I spend time in the sun.
>>77626193
>Embrace it, faggot.
I mean, I did get a small scholarship for it last year.
>>77626198
>What sort are you? Did you grow up on a reservation?
Starts with a c, so either Choctaw or Cherokee. No I did not.
>>77626231
kek
>>77626242
me in the silures
>>77626183
You got a free ticket to tons of benefits in this country because of your race. Use it.
>>77626199
>OMG that accent!!! Come on, say something else British
>>77626243
hot
keep doing it
>>77626272
>I wish I had blue eyes (planning on getting that laser surgery done when it's out of clinical trials and fda approved though)
Stop with your internalized racism.
What's /brit/'s official newspaper?
I nominate The Sun
>>77626290
fucking creased
>>77626272
So long as you're handsome enough and cute it's alright
>>77626290
>>77626286
me irl
minus being from alohbama
>>77626306
Can't really self-rate lad sorry
smoked meth here where da opium
>>77626272
>I wish I had blue eyes (planning on getting that laser surgery done when it's out of clinical trials and fda approved though)
As someone with blue eyes fuck off
choose your hero
>buy a thing of grade fruit juice
>drink some of it
>pour some sugar in it
>close the cap
>leave outside
>burp it every day
>wait a month
there, now you have delicious grape fruit wine
>>77626325
do you have a nice cock at least?
In the clearing stands a NEET
And a coward with no trade
And he carries the reminders
Of ev'ry Stacy that laughed at him
And rejected him till he cried out
In his anger and his shame
"You're all roasties, you're all roasties"
But a virgin he remains
>>77626333
Isn't there one that like 99% of imageboard users think they are
>>77626331
see pic related
>>77626342
It's completely average (6x5)
>>77626314
post boobs and fanny
>>77626350
yes a lot of autists think they're intj
>>77626355
that's like the good average though, maybe even above it
pics so we can see
>>77626333
Unironically got typed as infj, and I've taken it multiple times. Don't know if these meme tests even mean anything though.
>>77626333
Thank you my fellow ENTJ.
I'm a girl, and I might fancy someone in this thread but they'll never know who
Ladies and gentlemen I welcome on stage Poo 'n' Shit Man with his new hit single 'I'm only Pooman'.
*Cheers and clapping from audience*
>Maybe I'm foolish, maybe I'm wrong
>Maybe I'll squeeze out, a big smelly log
>Cos I'm only pooman after all
>I'm only pooman after all
what's the best "black city" in america? atlanta?
>>77626370
no i already know it's me
>>77626374
all of them
>>77626365
>pics so we can see
spent too much on a pass to be banned for a day sorry thirsty lad
>>77626370
>I'm a girl
>>77626374
Some section in New York City.
Maybe Miami.
>>77626374
I guess so man, I guess so
>>77626374
What do you mean by best?
>>77626390
imgur link then, janny never cares about those
>>77626374
Define what you mean by best. If you mean cultural impact, probably Harlem. If you mean by wealth, I think it's some suburb in the Los Angeles metro area, but I can't remember for sure.
>>77625779
playing pubg with this random rich lad from the middle east
>>77626355
thats bigger than average
>>77626370
it's probably me
don't get too excited though. i'm unavailble
as a blue eyed individual i do NOT like this idea of surgery to turn people's eyes blue
really hope it never happens
>>77626437
Why? Asking because I was planning on doing this some day.
>>77626403
can't be arsed, sorry
maybe I'll holiday in britland someday and we might bump into each other and you can see then
>>77626422
yea but everyone that posts theirs on 4chan has like a 7.5x6 so mine's small
How he fuck does anyone have a willy girth above a few inches?
>>77626437
same
not fair desu
>>77626468
my girth is 6'5 inches at the thickest point and 6 inches most of the penis
my mum says my eyes are 'cold steel' coloured
>>77626460
aww, okay then :'(
>>77626453
it's an increasingly rare trait and i want it to stay that way
also the last thing needed is a bunch of nonwhites running around with blue eyes
damn savages are cöpting every bit of whiteness that they can
>>77625282
FUCK wh*te privilege
>>77626491
>wanting the most beautiful trait to be increasingly rare
Explain.
fucking STATE of r9k
>>77626453
Not him but am >>77626331
Because blue eyes are only special because they're rarer. Once every faggot surgically alters themselves to have them than it will be worthless. It's literally the only part of me I've ever heard girls compliment, and I still hope that someday I might not be a kissless virgin.
how do i measure the girth of my willy
>>77626520
ha
reminds me of my first time
>>77626510
Blue eyes are bland tbf
Green>Amber>Blue>Black>Light Brown
>>77626520
NEED me one of these
>>77626520
this sounds like heaven desu desu
>>77626531
>It's literally the only part of me I've ever heard girls compliment, and I still hope that someday I might not be a kissless virgin.
doing a wee, haha
bums
>>77626510
seperates the white man from the untermenschen
also uniqueness is a good thing
i don't want everyone to look the same
Anyone else type out desu and senpai because you know it'll get filtered?
>>77626531
*kisses you*
You have beautiful eyes anon
>>77626579
i do
its become such a reflex someitmes i type 'desu' instead of 't.b.h.' when im texting people
its embarassing
>>77626566
lol
>>77626592
You better be a grill
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>77626594
That's adorable. What do they say?
>>77626606
CANNOT stop laughing at jeremy985's videos
hes just so effortlessly funny its inhuman
>>77626606
Nah, sorry...
doing a think
>>77626609
was cuckio ever actually some meme or is the entire meme in its entirety just "anyone remember the cuckio meme" as if it's not even a reference to anything, the entire meme, the joke, the gimmick, is just this one sentence repeated over and over
>>77626641
are you saying you dont remember the cuckio meme?
>>77625414
>>77625386
>She
>Her
>>77626670
I honestly don't
>>77626641
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/remember%20the%20cuckio%20meme/order/asc/
I wish one of you lads would show me his cock
What is cuckio?
>>77626718
Literally just getting this meme now, that Bowser kidnaps the princess.
What the fuck is wrong with Germans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vZpfdutYTY
>>77626735
fucking hell white men are so beautiful
>>77626773
what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>77626744
Knowing krauts it was an excuse to get two models to fuck in the woods
>>77626773
What does that have to do with Mario?
>>77626689
she does a decent job of looking and acting like a woman
she's earnt the right to be called female in my book
saw a coalburner at the gym today
>>77626795
>>77626853
fucking WRONG POST GOD DAMN IT
going to belt myself as a punishment then go to sleep
>>77626851
That's either photoshopped or there's a chunk missing out of her arm.
>>77626773
>>77626865
chucked at this
Booked myself into a Summer Camp.
Hoping to have lots of fun! Alone... in the wilderness, with homosexual men.. together.
>>77626851
PPUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTFF
>>77626875
>>77626875
>Screen_Shot_2014
been thinking about this for a long time haven't you
>2014 was 3 years ago
>we're closer to 2020 than 2010
>>77626898
Love pints, simple as.
>>77626923
>>77626912
is edging over and over worse than just having a wank
>>77626953
yes
>>77626953
I love to edge, makes me squirm and moan and breathe so heavily, my cock leaks copious amounts of precum and sometimes if I get it just ridge, just holding my cock feels like I'm right about to cum, just for ages and ages. I end up just laying back and holding it, eyes in the back of my head, breathing softly
>>77626973
Stream yourself
>>77626953
>tfw you're trying to edge because you want to do a lengthy wank but you give it one too many strokes and splooge against your will
>>77626999
>tfw it's not only against your will but just ends up being a shit dribble then aches like fuck after
>>77626997
I have a few videos but they have my face in and I'm very shy :x
>>77627018
Absolutely precious.