/brit/

anime

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big penis wank

babestation

spit on me

just realised I have no idea how trains work. may as well be powered by magic

my migration here was an inconvenient one

anime

>>77623785
*spits on you*

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anime

in love and I'm going to kill myself over it

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so THIS is the power of the south

Why dont you sleep nude?

You'll sleep better
Have higher metabolism
Less chance of testicals getting infected
Have higher sperm count

>>77623659
I am fairly certain there were no Indians in the BEF or at Dunkirk.

listening to The Ultimate Showdown

>>77623805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJWOtL-PZiE

>>77623788
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarke%27s_three_laws

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>>77623805
same

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Alri lads

>>77623788
Quite simple really. Either diesel or electric

Diesel is outdated, noisy and slow. Most railways in the UK use this.

Electric trains use either a third rail or overhead power lines to get electricity. Third rail is where the train has a little metal shoe that connects with another metal rail beside the track, it runs along this whilst it travels and gets the power. Overhead is where the thing rises and connects to the cable whilst travelling

Going to lead the Welsh in a rebellion to defeat the English oppressors.

>>77623819
don't want bed bugs up me bellend

>>77623831
just talk to him... kiss him

>>77623823
I remember that one

>>77623788
jews

>>77623788
in ireland they are pulled by horse

Eating a brick of butter as if it were an apple lads

just learned ctr h backspaces on linux and ctrl i tabs

>>77623858
it was made by the same guy who later did Potter Puppet Pals and a whole bunch of other stuff

>>77623864
this is a virus

>>77623819
Sleeping nude baffles me.
I stayed in Connecticut one day and woke up the next with my back full of bites, bleeding everywhere, and that was the last time I slept nude or visited Connecticut.

doin' a b-12 mega dose
wish me cuck

>>77623659
>Soutik Biswas India correspondent
stopped reading

>>77623864
ctrl w to delete the last word and ctrl u to wipe the terminal line
(dont try these in browser or you'll close the window)

>>77623819
i share my room with my little brother

>>77623825
actually might 'cide to this
thanks

did someone say neil c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBmoQSHfO2U

>>77623905
No please don't.

>>77623904
is he cute

>>77623853
I don't want to risk losing someone who is basically my only friend

>>77623919
he's 12

>>77623902
>>77623864
if you type a long command and forget to put sudo at the beginning, just type
>sudo !!

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>>77623819
I do sleep nude and my loads are huge.

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>Team leader said I was terrible at my job and will get sacked if I don't drastically improve
>Reported him to corporate for disability discrimination

gay nonces get the fuck out

>>77623924
Ah never mind then
...
Why are you sleeping with a twelve year old?

>>77623883
I know, his mashups are great too

>>77623935
what disability have you got

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I've been playing non-stop Linkin Park since Chester died, and my mom keeps asking me what's wrong. She wouldn't get it, so I just don't respond...

>>77623941
moved out for uni and he took my room so when i come home for the summer i have to share with him
bit grim

>>77623775
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1501121549784.webm

>>77623938
hot
tell me more

>>77623912
Used to always listen to You'll Smell Like A Cookie All Day and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh-XAIDE7bk whenever I was sad.
It sucks that he stopped singing in his music but it makes sense because he really can't sing.

>>77623864
try "sudo rm -rf /", it makes your pc faster

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>>77623920
what's the worst that could happen if you tried to kiss him?
you could at least play it off as a joke

>>77623955
two x chromosomes syndrome

>>77623974
terrible fucking advice

>>77623853
you benders watch too much tv. dont try and "turn" your straight friends

>>77623850
but how is the power converted to movement?

>>77623971
don't forget the --nopreserveroot

Being as ugly as me is literally worse than murder in society's eyes, yet everyone acts like you're insane for wanting to commit suicide over being ugly

>>77623999
sexy
nice trips too
deets?

5'4 and built like an Ethiopian child

shared a room with my mam until I was 12

used to sleep in her bed if i got scared

>>77623968
his mashups are best (Mouth Sounds, Mouth Silence, Mouth Moods)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAYV3d9fSW8

>share a song
>inadvertantly induce a 'cide
only in /brit/

>>77624011
But a female or male child tho?

>>77623958
Is he the retard that needs to be picked up from the train station?

>>77624009
Same I'm repulsive
don't know why people speak to me lol

one normie girl latched onto me in school think she felt sorry for me

>>77623920
start browsing porn on the laptop and then ask him if he fancies a wank, works all the time

>>77623955
dyspraxia

gf made me delete my porn folder

gf made me create a porn folder

>>77624025
nope

gf made me rename my porn folder

>>77623935
good lad
fight the power

created a porn folder of the gf

>>77623986
obviously
but if they're not straight

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>Russian hacker gets caught in Greece
>Stole upwards of $50 million worth of bitcoin
>Gets arrested for being a nigger and stealing $150 laptop and jewellery from luxury house he lived near and selling it locally

Typical fucking Russian, what a retard.

gf made no alterations to my porn folder

Can some of you lads help my bait thread get off the ground please

>>77623660

don't have a gf

>>77624076
bet he was honeypotted

>>77623915
sorry

there were bits of wood in my beer

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>>77624076
>bitcoin

>>77624041
>ever hear of the cloud bitch?? this cara webm collection is eternal

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lads

>>77623984
yeah probably but it's what I'd do

i hate technology

>>77624100
was the oinker ok

i hate you

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3,4 Dihydroxyphenylpropionate

business idea: an app that tells phoneposting yanks to fuck off upon posting in /brit/

>>77624087
Prove it.

>>77624100
snorting at this

>>77624083
it's a pretty dire post and bait

>>77624111
link

Really want to lock myself in a freezer.

1 for the money
2 for the green

Really want to hang myself with my belt off the door knob

what would you do for a klondike bar

>O.W.: In common with all Protestant or Jewish cultures, America was developed on the idea that your word is your bond. Otherwise, the frontier could never have been opened, ’cause it was lawless. A man’s word had to mean something. My theory is that everything went to hell with Prohibition, because it was a law nobody could obey. So the whole concept of the rule of law was corrupted at that moment. Then came Vietnam, and marijuana, which clearly shouldn’t be illegal, but is. If you go to jail for ten years in Texas when you light up a joint, who are you? You’re a lawbreaker. It’s just like Prohibition was. When people accept breaking the law as normal, something happens to the whole society. You see?
Orson wasn't very bright

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>>77624181
Anything you ask of me

Cat in the hat is the most demented film I have ever watched

yanks are mentally ill

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LOL

>>77624154
go to the bottom and click the geographic link if that's all you're interested in

>http://www.studiomoh.com/fun/census/results.php

>>77624184
But he's right. That's an intelligent point.

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1501121292315.jpg

SU NAO NI I LOVE YOU
TODOKE YO U
KIITO YOU LOVE ME

cute
anime
yanks

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>>77624217
>Fidget spinner

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>28 years old
>never gotten naked with a girl before

Ah yes, adulthood

i was saying boo-urns

>>77624204
i forgive them

>>77624199
Pics of you masturbating. Or even a video.
>>77624226
fucking hell lad... who's this?

>>77624226
Nice

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anime

wearing a skirt

wearing a dress

I'm rock hard thinking about willies and boys and their bums and willies

wearing dungarees

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Last weekend I was playing the Slim Shady LP with the volume all the way up on my phone. Landlady lives next door. I hope she didn't hear it. I don't want people thinking I'm a violent wigger.

wearing a wizard robe

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Kawa No Nagare No Youni

Our society is shallow as fuck. Ugly people always have to work way harder to earn the same respect/love, that good looking people are getting automatically. You know, you gotta prove that you're better then what you look like, but the question is, who on earth would want to prove anything to a society like this?!

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>>77624277
which type of boys

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hope there are no bigots here

need to have a sex wee

>>77624284
underage b&
i grew out of my eminem phase when i turned 14 tbqh

so many benders itt

FUTARI DE STEP & GO
I TSU MA DE MO
SHIN YA 12 JI WO SU GI TATTE

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any yanks here

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Who came through with two glocks to terrorize your borough (huh?)
Told you how to slap dicks and murder your girl (I did!)
Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl
Sold a billion tapes and still screamed, "Fuck the world!"
(I'm Slim Shady..) so come and kill me while my name's hot
And shoot me twenty-five times in the same spot (Ow!)
I think I got a generation brainwashed
to pop pills and smoke pot til they brains rot (uhh-oh)
Stop they blood flow until they veins clot
I need a pain shot, and a shot of plain scotch
Purple haze and acid raindrops
Spike the punch at the party and drink pop (gulp gulp)
Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top
Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop
You gotta make em fear you 'fore you make em feel you
So everybody buy my shit or I'ma come and kill you

>>77624321
haha being a bender's cool lad
me and my friends are all benders
stay mad hater *dabs*

(what's a bender)

>>77624297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QD0bHsKP_A

Mega super kawaii. *w*

>>77624317
SSLP and MMLP are great don't be retarded

went to a swingers party tonight and ended up with a dick up my ass
not happy

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The song is only a 6.5/10
but the video is TOP TIER, a clean 10/10

i URGE you lads to check it out if you have a few minutes spare (and at 3:30am, lets be real, you almost certainly do)

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX44CAz-JhU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX44CAz-JhU
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX44CAz-JhU

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poost slags

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>>77624301
these types of boys

>>77624317
I stopped listening to rap when I was 15, but I got back into Eminem a few months ago (I'm 21). Pre-relapse he's actually quite talented. He's not a normal rapper. He honestly had some tremendous talent.

>>77624421
thats a twunk isnt it

so fucking lonely
got no friends
haven't got a partner
never go outside
I want to die so badly

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christ

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>>77624437

>>77624379
japan is only good at virtual women
https://youtu.be/LHdlw9F3KP4

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>>77624440
Yeah I guess but figuring out exact definitions is not something I can always be arsed with

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>>77624453
why are labour cucks so ugly?

>>77624437
Ozzy Osbourn really let himself go (even more).

>>77624464
would love this boy to pump my anus so full of cum I literally collapse and struggle to breathe

>tfw I look like David Mitchell but have none of his charisma
rough life

>>77624471
black sabbath was the first real metal band

>>77624421
>>77624482
what do you lads think of Tom Holland

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>>77624482
would give anything for that myself too

destroying all of your creations in the /brit/ minecraft server

>>77624442
*hugs you*

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>>77624503
I'm genuinely in love with him

>The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike
>while I blow my brain out, just to see what it feels like
>cause this is how I am in real life
>I don't want to just die a normal death, I wanna be killed twice

Not into rap at all, but I like Slim Shady. It's macabre humor that's meant to annoy normoids.

MI1 Codes and cyphers. Later merged with other code-breaking agencies and became Government Code and Cypher School (now known as GCHQ).
MI2 Information on Middle and Far East, Scandinavia, US, USSR, Central and South America.
MI3 Information on Eastern Europe and the Baltic Provinces (plus USSR and Scandinavia after summer 1941).
MI4 Geographical section—maps (transferred to Military Operations in April 1940).
MI5 Counterintelligence.
MI6 Liaison with Secret Intelligence Service and Foreign Office.
MI7 Press and propaganda (transferred to Ministry of Information in May 1940).
MI8 Signals interception and communications security.
MI9 Escaped British PoW debriefing, escape and evasion (also: enemy PoW interrogation until 1941).
MI10 Technical Intelligence worldwide.
MI11 Military Security.
MI12 Liaison with censorship organisations in Ministry of Information, military censorship.
MI13 Undocumented Intelligence and Special operations.
MI14 Germany and German-occupied territories (aerial photography until spring 1943).
MI15 Aerial photography. In the spring of 1943, aerial photography moved to the Air Ministry and MI15 became air defence intelligence.
MI16 Scientific Intelligence (formed 1945).[5]
MI17 Secretariat for Director of Military Intelligence from April 1943.
MI18 Officially used only in fiction. Theorised (with little evidence) to have been responsible for identifying and destroying communist organisations in German occupied territory and attempting to slow the Soviet advance in order to ensure the Allies reached Berlin before the Soviets. May also have assisted with the US's efforts to recruit and capture Axis defectors and prevent them from defecting or being captured by the USSR.
MI19 Enemy prisoner of war interrogation (formed from MI9 in December 1941).

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me and the lads at the club

>>77624549
MI21 ???

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>>77624498
fuck off cleanshirt

>>77624442
me kind of
i have a couple friends but no close ones i can rely on to do things with

>>77624558
don't know how charlie went from looking like a paedophile walrus to a good looking bloke

of course, faggots
do not come to america, we will gun boat your teeth out and hire some niggers to murder you, give you the wrong directions into the hood so you can end up dead that way
we will deceive you so that you get your throat slashed by feral niggers

>>77624578
some men age like wine

>>77624572
I just spend all day fantasising about a happy life or suicide, pitifully making half-hearted attempts every so often, that's my life right now

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>>77624601
are you at least decent looking

>>77624601
honestly though like how do you make friends these days?
no friends = cant go out = dont meet people = no friends
I have a couple people now that i go out with sometimes but the list has slowly gotten smaller and smaller over the years. Eventually i'll be a no gf billy bo mates

>>77624581

ok, xxxtentacion.

>>77624111
*tells my friends*

>My name is Marshall Mathers, I'm an alcoholic
>I have a disease and they don't know what to call it
>Better hide your wallet 'cause I'm coming up quick to strip your cash
>Bought a ticket to your concert just to come and whip your ass

>Bitch, I'm coming out swinging, so fast it'll make your eyes spin
>You getting knocked the fuck out like Mike Tyson
>The Proof is in the pudding, just ask the Deshaun Holton
>I'll slit your motherfucking throat worse than Ron Goldman

I didn't get most of these references when I was a teenager. Like "Versace, Versace, whoops somebody shot me! And I was just checking the mail. Get it? Checking the male?". Giovanni Versace died in Miami checking his mailbox, and it was major headline news.

>do not come to america
yeah nah i wasn't planning to visit any ghettos any time soon mate, but thanks for the thought

since i'm down to 50mg sertraline my sex wee rate is way up
good feel

>>77624467
fucking hell she's literally 4 feet tall

>>77624621
Yeah I'd say so, sometimes...
a lot of people do too. Means nothing though.

>>77624709
Enjoy your mass murder spree, loser

just tried hanging myself again
think I nearly popped my eyes, head felt like it was going to explode and I nearly threw up
fucks sake lads I'm so fucking pathetic
just want to die but I don't have a proper way to do it

@77624697
>slovakia

>>77624697
Why do you faggots lisp?
It's an affectation to try and sound more feminine. Which is the great irony given that you enjoy dicks.
So in this topsy turvy abnormal brain functioning of yours, it's as though your mind can't figure out how to function as something it's not. Trying to be more feminine while having a cock. Don't get it but you can really go somewhere else and span your genetic failures elsewhere.

>>77624534
same desu

>Made it home, later that same day
>Started reading a comic, and suddenly everything became gray
>I couldn't even see what I was tryin to read
>I went deaf, and my left ear started to bleed
>My mother started screamin', "What are you on, drugs?!?
>Look at you, you're gettin' blood all over my rug!"
>She beat me over the head with the remote control
>opened a hole, and my whole brain fell out of my skull
>I picked it up and screamed, "Look bitch, what have you done?!?"
>"Oh my God, I'm sorry son"
>"Shut up you cunt!" I said, "Fuck it!"
>Took it and stuck it back up in my head
>then I sewed it shut and put a couple of screws in my neck
audible kino

A tin of appletiser counds as one of your five a day lads

>>77624715
Go to a bar/club and get drunk and just wait to be hit on then
Stupid fucking self-pitying fag

>>77624675
>le mentioning something that happened!!!! xD
fuck OFF you literal CHILD

>>77624731
please live stream next time

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>The Slovak Republic

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>>77624722

>>77624748
women don't hit on you unless you're a chad over here. its not like america

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>read the rest of his post because why not
>it's literally all yoyoyo we hood niggaz shit
oh these yankees, they do make me crease

why are you up at 4am?

>>77624731
get therapy mate
worked for me

>>77624731
Don't be overemotional when you do it because your heartrate will be up, your adrenaline will be up, and your blood will keep running so you actually feel the pressure of the blood buildup.
Do it when you're calm. What's supposed to happen is you're supposed to pass out in seconds because there isn't enough oxygenated blood going to your brain, then you suffocate because your lungs can't get air in them, but when you're too emotional, your heart's fighting against that.
Are you the one who commented about doing it with a doorknob or something?

>>77624644
I honestly have no idea
I reckon it's fucking impossible now

JUST

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>>77624776
it's only 11pm but it's because i'm a neet recluse

>>77624773
I want to fuck this cute boy.

>>77624781
Yeah that's me, I was crying so I thought I'd have another go, I reckon eventually I'll manage to do it
Thanks for the advice though
>>77624780
I'm too fucked up

>>77624800
>11pm
east coast worst coast

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just fuck my shit up

>>77624776
watching gilmore girls desu

>>77624644
what i did worked well, but maybe it only worked cause i was gay

i went to a gay bar by myself, and introduced myself to a random okay-looking stranger about my age and told him the reason why i was on my own and awkward was that it was my first time ever in a gay bar (complete lie).

then he took pity on me, we drank together, he introduced me to his friends, and now we go out clubbing or drinking every couple of weeks together.

I have pulled this trick twice and it has worked out the exact same way both times so far.

>>77624781
>What's supposed to happen is you're supposed to pass out in seconds because there isn't enough oxygenated blood
Wrong.
Your neck is supposed to break.

>Women hitting on you
Third World tier

>>77624831
If you're a fatass that happens and that's for an actual hanging.

>The Eastern European Pit Stop of Slowvakia

what has more rowdy working class culture, norn iron or the republic?

How can I get a job programming and working on the google maps project?

>>77624860
norn iron

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>The (First) Slovak Republic (Slovak: [prvá] Slovenská republika) otherwise known as the Slovak State (Slovak: Slovenský štát) was a client state of Nazi Germany which existed between 14 March 1939 and 4 April 1945
>the Slovak State

>the ABSOLUTE STATE of Slovakia

>>77624829
I should try this. I'm cute, young, shy.
I'll get ravaged.

>>77624868
they're not hiring and definitely not hiring you, comp sci kiddie

I wonder who could be behind this

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40735634

>>77624860
in norn the working class are divided by religion and hate each other

>>77624846
>If you're a fatass
You mean if you reach a high enough speed before getting to the end of the rope.

>>77624860
Norn, since theirs involves firearms and sectarian violence.

>>77624813
commiefornians are a different species

>>77624879
>they're not hiring and definitely not hiring you, comp sci kiddie
Where did you get this information?

>>77624890
I agree, thank god I'm from North Texas.

>>77624882
probably farage and his cronies

>>77624860
stupid question on multiple levels

200ml of voddy straight down the hatch within an hour of returning home from work
not an alcy, simple as

>>77624882
cant say i feel any sympathy
a horrid group of people

everyone on /s/ says every woman looks 10/10
it's like /pol/ and the shitty jokes
the state of this site

>>77624901
>living in a literal desert

lmao

>>77624882
>that swastika
oh dear oh dear oh dear...

>>77624911
God damn that's edgy!

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>game is releasing on the 25th
>it actually gets released on the 26th
why the fuck do we have to wait for the rest of the slow world to catch up fucking useless runts

>>77624731
Why would you do something like that?

I don't think you want to die. You just want your sadness to end.

>>77624904
enlighten me

>>77624892
you wouldn't be asking if you were qualified to work there. dumb nigger

>>77624901
>I agree, thank god I'm from North Texas.
Good man.
Keep AUstin wEiRd

>>77624922
its true though. They've ruined Europe and America forever now. By the time im 50 half of europe will be black and muslim

>>77624935
>you wouldn't be asking if you were qualified to work there. dumb nigger
you didn't answer my question

>>77624923
what game

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post some powerful, depressing music for me to cry to

>>77624957
google

>>77624882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR9aOYXX020
oy vey dey're waking up

levy

get the minorah

>>77624644
friends are a lie they tell you in childhood.

>>77624967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXeL3CHdLYk

>>77624959
i just mean in general

>>77624882
likely a false flag from what i've seen

>>77624932
I really want to die though
I know my sadness can never end

>>77624967
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xbrnbr

WAY too much vodka

>>77624955
>Blacks and Muslims have ruined Europe so let's get rid of Jews, a group of people who aren't black or muslim and are basically indistinguishable from white people

why are right wingers so excruciatingly thick?

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>>77624984

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>>77624914
You mean affluent suburbs?

>>77625006
well the premise is that the jews are the reason these non-whites are in europe

>>77624995
>I know my sadness can never end
Why? Maybe you just have suicide ideation.

>>77624860
norn irish people dont work lol

>>77624993
Or likely Muslims

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>basically indistinguishable from white people
ah yes, it's just a coincidence goy

I looks just like Tim Farron, but I'm incredibly charismatic.

>>77625019
if he's tried hanging himself he doesn't have suicidal ideation

>the muslims are ruining europe, lets kick out the jews
>this sauce has ruined the burger , lets get rid of the fries!

>>77625043
alri rothstein

>>77625019
I know how my mind works, I'm really just too fucked to ever work

>>77625039
Making suicidal gestures doesn't mean you're actually intent on killing yourself.

>>77625043
more like get rid of the sauce bottle, make sure it doesn't happen again.

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>I tried hanging myself

is he
a) baiting
b) jewish
c) retard
d) all the above

>>77625030
A Jew handles my money, a Jew defends me in court, a Jew produces the news and entertainment I consume, a Jew provides me with medical care, a Jew offers me competitively priced goods, a Jew created the technology I use and the websites I browse. Why should I hate Jews again? Top-notch folk is all I've got to say.

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>>77624982
>tfw used to be friends with this sick and twisted guy
>talked to each other each day
>parents killed my pet while on a business trip
>too depressed to talk to him afterwards
>eventually got sick of him because he stopped acting like himself when he was around me because he wanted to be nicer to make me feel better but it didn't feel right
>tried making friends after him but I stopped enjoying socialization
>realized he truly was my greatest friend ever
And there's no one, there's no way ouuuuuttttt

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publishing the autobiography lads

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>>77625038

>>77625062
>I know how my mind works
If you're that self aware and introspective then surely you could contrive, with the help of a psychiatrist, a remedy to your ills.

just showered 2 hours ago and i already feel grotty as fuck

>>77625100
need to punch this cunt in the face

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>Toil in 4 hours

I'M NOT SICK BUT I'M NOT WELL

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>>77625100
I laugh so hard seeing his stupid fucking face every time

work tomorrow

Destiny 2: The 5th Payment

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>>77625100

I just don't know anymore
my life feels so full of despair

>>77625109
How many wanks in between then?

>>77625115
>black background
>black suit
>black tie
>black shirt

what did he mean by this?

>>77625106
I can't, I know how it works in that I know it's broken. My expectations, how I function, the thoughts I've always had, how I feel about myself as a person, my life. I can't change any of it. I'm fundamentally broken. All I can do is have this narcissistic self-indulgence on an anonymous Tibetan basket weaving forum because I'm a piece of shit

>>77625131
I wonder if he knows how worried he looks.
It's also a very infectious worry and I'm suddenly feeling uneasy the longer I type on the subject.

>>77625132
Try drugs. No joke. Drugs saved my life.

>>77625069
trying to tell a mentally ill person that it's "just suicidal ideation" after they've attempted to hang themselves is absurd. they need to see a professional or call a suicide hotline or something

>>77625148
1 sorta

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>I can't, I know how it works in that I know it's broken. My expectations, how I function, the thoughts I've always had, how I feel about myself as a person, my life. I can't change any of it. I'm fundamentally broken. All I can do is have this narcissistic self-indulgence on an anonymous Tibetan basket weaving forum because I'm a piece of shit

>>77625109
I haven't showered in three weeks.
I think I've given up

>>77625173
me and the bf tomorrow

the irony of mccain developing brain cancer as he tries to strip millions of americans of their healthcare

>>77625152
Same.

The only cure for my brokeness is money and drugs, and I'm in short supply of money.

>>77624532
why is he so hot and so cute at the same time
reee it's not fair

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Trump kicking trannies out of our military announced today on Twitter lol

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>>77625200
he's literally perfect, he melts me

>>77625006
the narrative basically goes something like "jews are destroying white countries to weaken their rivals for world domination" or something like that

>>77625220
"Most LGBT friendly candidate in history"

>>77619575
>>77612922
>>77619575
>>77612922
NEW

>>77625167
I usually laugh when I have the piss taken out of me but this one hurt :'(
f-fuck off yank

>>77625236
>"Most LGB friendly candidate in history"
ftfy

>>77625236
Military doesn't need more medical expenses and liabilities lad

>>77625234
so why aren't they weakening other races?

I can hear seagulls.
I'm miles and miles from the sea

Screen just went orange

>>77625243
cunning post

>>77625262
They really like Walmart parking lots, see them hours inland all the time here.

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>>77625254
been to south africa lately?

>>77625272
probably all the human trash

>>77625254
the theory comes from white nationalists who see themselves as superior, therefore they imagine the jews to be like themselves and only concerned with whiteness

>>77625282
>>77625282
>>77625282


>>77625282
>>77625282
>>77625282

>>77625280
We're all human trash in the end

>>77625254
>weakens Africans by forcing them into being injected full of diseases, killing off the dark race
>weakens Asians by making their money more and more useless
>weakens S.Americans by promoting gangsters as being the cool thing, causing them to become unruly and continuously in a state of perpetual riots and corruption
>weakens N.America by promoting globalism, liberalism, and dismantling the unity of community

>>77625284
blown the fuck out by >>77625302

>>77625152
I feel very much like that a lot myself, sometimes, and I'd say I'm dangerously mentally ill. A lot of what you described about yourself resonated with me. It used to be a lot worse not so long ago but I decided to try and do something about it and approach my problems objectively and seek professional help. All it really took was a genuine motivation to better myself and not wishy washy wistful self pitying.

I have yet to get the professional help but I already feel a decent bit better and not to trivialize your issues but I'm pretty badly off in terms of my own self-diagnozed prognosis in my chances of success but I fail to see the reason why I shouldn't try. I've spent too long in this rut and it's so unproductive and self-indulging for a depressive inclination.

just know the uni has rejected my transfer request

on the plus side means i don't have to think about whether i should bluff my way through dealing with flatmates or just get one of those autism cards and say fuck it

>>77625335
I really hope it works out wonderfully and you have a genuinely happy and fulfilling life

>>77625356
Your post has an air of finality about it...

>>77625372
I don't intend to fix myself. I'd really rather just kill myself. I'm not a good person. I'm sorry.