the toad edition
>not /cum/+/carib/
kys
Im about to make Quesadillas with ham.
Should i reheat beans or not?
>>77621389
very good edition
first for fallout 4 sucks im done playing
>Anime
I've fallen in love with a kpop boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8s8v9Mj8XM
R8 my summer tan. Can I pass as a Californian?
>>77621421
toadbois lol
I will destroy antifa
misa
*plays the flute in your direction*
>>77621434
it's fetching
Yes or no?
>>77621451
*hits you in the head with a bike lock*
heh... that's what you get for being a trumpflake
>>77621486
What?
>>77621505
I was thinking about the bike lock just now actually that's what inspired me to post that
*sharts*
>>77621434
Californian here. Keep working on it Bjorn
Pic related
>>77621572
>wearing a wrist fedora
>>77621572
Holy hell.
>>77621589
>not wearing one
CORY in the FINAL DAY OF THE HOUSE
kek
>>77621427
Worst Fallout game.
>>77621589
only impoverished proles don't wear watches
I've learned to circumvent my depression by ignoring my thoughts and feeling
>>77621432
fag
>>77621649
he's like an angel desu
he looks and sounds like one
>>77621636
PLEASE teach me
>only impoverished proles don't wear watches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geJDGYv0duo
epic.
>>77621674
Fun fact: If you don't wear Casio you are either a homoerotic faggot trying to LARP or a shitbird trying to pose as a rich fag.
baba bum bum t. adbul muhamid shadeen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkdtmT8A2iY
choon
average danish poster on /cum/:
https://www.xvideos.com/video22010203/vanessa_cries_and_pleads_during_her_bareass_hard_belt_and_wood_brush_punishment
>>77621722
F-91W ftw
*blocks your path*
SHOOBEEWOOBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
just received some mindboggling philosophy
>>77621810
T H I C C
I wear a very cheap Seiko mechanical watch
>>77621831
>leave for 5 minutes
>aunt is reading everything outloud on my computer screen
holy fucking shit how dumb are people
>>77621852
A cheap seiko mechanical watch is better than no watch, desu. I wear tag heuer link chronograph automatic.
*dabs*
Why do white men with blonde hair look so girly
>>77621869
did she read my post?
>>77621899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNveMjoSxp0
eurobeat never gets old t.bh
>>77621810
>blocks
Not a difficult task with that much mass
*vapes back at u*
>>77621904
nah I switched the tab to tranny suicide rates and locked the mouse before I left
>>77621801
Those fucking watches last FOREVER. From my memory I've:
1. Dropped it into a boiling vat of soup
2. Dropped it into a campfire
3. Left it outside overnight in Hurricane Bob
4. Left it outside during an ice storm
It still has the original battery from 1996 in it.
hoe dont do it
:3
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
pepe posting is the best
>>77621961
o shit niBBa
>>77621991
oh mah gawd
>>77621969
>discord
just join the irc channel haha
>>77621969
cara is the best poster in this general
>just join the irc channel haha
the discord is fucking horrible
>cara is the best poster in this general
>>77622028
this
>>77622003
>IRC channel
No thanks, I don't feel like talking with Prussia about traps and him linking me to child porn through a Wikipedia link.
>>77621420
Yes.
Fuck Peje btw. He must not win the election.
cum has a discord?
only the elite posters are allowed in the official (and secret) /cum/ irc
Open invitations:
-Oyster Bay
-Canadian CIA
- >>77621831 this guy
-footkraut
please no fucking discord
shit is cancerous
>>77622064
Am I not elite?
>>77622042
explain
prussian dindu nuffin as far as I know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItjjWECjD_M
Eating some Chick-fila A
>>77622127
wyngz
>>77622091
I wouldnt mind but CIA says you're a cuck
:(
dont insult the discord the admins work really hard to keep it a friendly place!!!
>>77621465
*pet pet pet*
>>77622136
all the mods on the discord are absolutely abhorrent posters. I feel embarrassed to be in their presence
>MY FACE WHEN LIVING IN CANADA
>>77622027
+1
>>77622136
Discord the platform is shit.
>>77622135
Pretty sure I have the irc anyway, but I never use it.
>>77621567
kys fag
>>77622045
Thanks to south mexico he may win tho.
NorthExit when?
*vapes heavily to eurobeat*
>>77622167
VERY rude
Why use some third party software when you can just chat here? That's the whole purpose of a chinese cartoon board
/me sharts
Asian men arw handsome and cool
>>77622176
Silly, Just use Rizon. They don't have a password
SEND ME AN ANGEL
>>77622202
Whom are you? I only hate MC and Blogtoaster
>>77622223
choke on shit and die
>>77622208
>>77622188
Never bby. The North may have a slightly different feel and culture to it, but it's still Mexico.
Still, after Peña, literally anything will be an upgrade.
>>77622225
Name one (1) that qualifies as both handsome and cool
>>77622231
do not be mean to MC!!! idc about blogposter
i havent posted there in a long time
>>77622208
>>77622244
lets see if it's still fun... like a week from now
>>77622247
You say that because your banks arent scared and you have no worry to be under a socialist president.
>>77622270
MC is a sensitive bitchy fag who banned me for the tiniest bit of criticism. Hate him forever
>>77622042
tf you on about m8.
>>77622268
post calves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p75zJ1SL1ig
>>77622306
the fuck did you do to him? I know some utterly abhorrent posters who happen to still be there because he doesnt like to throw out bans
you should probably be banned from 4ch too desu
>>77622299
Perhaps, but I do live under Trump, which is its own special kind of hell.
You'll be fine.
BTW a friend of mine wanted to study in UdeG and he didn't get in. I demand reparations.
anyone remember 4ch.on?
kek its still flagged as spam
>>77622327
Those are all boys
>>77622344
don't even remember now. He just doesn't like me
>>77622375
boipussi.
>I'm a grower not a shower
fucking southies reeeeeeeeeee
Post beautiful songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSaNXpD49Qw
ok... so, i'm going now.. see ya lads tomorrow
>/v/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
DAME MAS GASOLINA
@77622455
not falling for your tricks
>>77622448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdIP8tWITpk
>>77622455
please stay gone.
>>77622456
i don't really play video games anymore.
just melee, but im trying to not play it as much.
>>77622455
plz stay <3
>>77622448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDnZIg4mLy4
misa is my gf
Reminder that there is a second /cum/ discord that is comfier but slightly more gay in general.
>>77622505
>>77622521
who do i listen to?
Why do niggers say "them" instead of "those"
just use the irc niBBas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlyoRm9UqbE
a classic.
>>77622549
can't possibly be worse than the one I'm currently posting in
>>77622566
i love you denmark
link me the discord you cunts
>>77622566
*vapes at u*
>>77622549
Ottawa#2200
h-hey :3
>>77622587
i luv u too, anon, but i have to go
>>77622603
*coughs*
>IRC elders crawling out of the woodwork to protest a /cum/ discord
>Discord faggots jumping out to show off their shiny new fucking shitty shit.
I don't know who's worse.
>>77622601
https://discord.gg/bB4gzh
>>77622621
>i have to go
>>77622448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxFACYVLdm8&list=PLE8W428U2t8j01k-qlp3IOV0sojfjVtMO&index=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LsLYA54sTc&list=PLE8W428U2t8j01k-qlp3IOV0sojfjVtMO&index=3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euNt4hTsSoQ&list=PLE8W428U2t8j01k-qlp3IOV0sojfjVtMO&index=19
>>77622626
>>77622513
good taste
>>77622549
link?
>>77622624
>not being in the facebook group
fucking plebes
im the real cia
>>77622663
https://discord.gg/Pmp74u
>>77622700
>group pic is my oc
I like this one better already
I despise myself
i dislike discord as chat software desu
irc is much comfier
>>77622448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kOLqt5nKL0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx8BUNQiomU&app=desktop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6PVwbHcScI
to be honest i dont really see the point of discord compared to vanilla 4chan
gonna make a poop then go to work i think
The unwashed Mexican sits at his computer. He wears a white shirt with yellow stains from sweat and orange stains from the pizza he ordered two nights ago
getting smashed rn
>>77622777
this. It's really awful
Being identifiable online makes me nervous
aww fuck I think my coil is burned
>Bottle of liquor across the room falls off the counter and smashes on the floor
>No windows open, Only me in the room
>>77622791
Mexico x Canada > USA x Canada
we will take our friendship and comradery elsewhere
>>77622829
its your grandma telling u not to drink
my managers have been urging me to talk to the new girl at work. Today I was off, but the new girl is working with both those managers so they will probably bring me up to her. And tomorrow I will be working with the new girl and one of those managers so its going to be the moment of truth whether shes into me or not.
Afraid of embarrassing myself desu
>>77622042
>>77622317
now kissu
>>77622805
i'm still vaping on a month old burnt coil
>>77622830
Canada is even worse than mexico
>>77622852
>my managers have been urging me to talk to the new girl at work
why?
they want you two to fucc?
>>77622852
This isn't going anywhere good.
That emotional state when no intimate female companion
>>77622852
Is she a QT?
>>77622898
Then change, you retarded faggot.
>>77622918
Change what
>>77622852
tfw my manager will never order a coworker to be my gf
Just got some new movies, lads. What should I watch tonight?
>>77622890
because we're both quiet and short and thin I guess.
>>77622903
she is
I just want an anime waifu, fuck 3dpd
>mexican streets
>>77622852
This is harrasment, sue for MAJOR buxx
>>77622943
hope you guys kissu
>>77622942
your own mind
>>77622942
Forgot my image.
I love you more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsbOOPkmEGw
>>77622958
Time to make al pastor
Thank you Canada.
>>77622943
Do you think she's more attractive than you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbqLkgN-lQ0
*sharts*
>>77622992
definitely. sweet girl though
>>77622972
Oh fuck that Scooby Doo movie made me so happy when it came out
Would watch just out of nostalgia
What's /cum/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFFx5KHxzlw
>tfw I used to act autistic and didn't give a shit
>tfw still act autistic but embarrassed now
>>77622975
...well it's just a horse man, I don't feel ñ attracted to it in any way but I am ugly myself so I guess yeah it is more beautiful than me even tho it's dead...
>>77623006
You have already lost.
>>77623023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7buxWtIPDM
Industrial Metal
I've dissapointed my father
I canät even get unattractive girls to like me
Seems like the only chicks I can get are crazy ones
>>77623006
>>77623037
Time to call it quits young'n, you were born a wizard
Like father like son
tfw no gf
>Dont call me cute
I would have kms if not for my mom
>>77623097
>>77622938
Singleness
>>77622940
Then quit your bitching, Monica.
>tfw you will never have a mediocre qt
>>77623023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywL6hMxtMhA
Official /cum/ thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t35H2BVq490
>>77623112
But I can only be myself
>>77623106
Are you me???
>>77623125
<NotMy/CUM/Theme
I would have kms if not for the fact that I'm more scared of dying tham living
I'm bored, ask me anything.
Actual official /cum/ music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qChmOi6EnY
>>77623170
why are you here so late all the time?
>tfw used to act autistic and go very embarrased
>Now act slightly less autistic and rarely get embarrased
Feels good man
Unfortunately I still suffer from tfw no gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKlSVNxLB-A
ACTUAL /cum/ THEME BY AMERICANS FOR AMERICANS
I CHALLENGE YOU TO FIND A MORE RELATIVE SONG.
>>77622990
beautiful. She italian?
>>77623023
muh beep boops
https://youtu.be/jrK6PUd1U0o
>>77621437
9 kilobytes, perfect picture quality
>>77621446
35 kilobytes, jpeg artifacts
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeee
>>77623005
hang yourself
>>77623185
Not sure if you've seen me before desu, but vacation, without traveling means I fuck up my sleeping schedule by watching tv-shows.
>>77623193
come on
>listening to nu-male music
>>77623193
>>77623221
forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W773ZPJhcVw
>>77623225
What music do you listen to, mister manly man?
>>77623194
>Italian
Born in British Columbia, Canada she is of Dutch, Chinese, and Jamaican ancestry.
real sick of this shit lads
This is me and muy new doggy
>>77623115
>mediocre qt
>highly accomplished, type A
Married one t'bh
>>77623225
I have been listening to mostly really soft stuff lately, am I turning into a nu-male?
Had it not been for the laws of this land, I would have slaughtered you.
>>77623263
dafaq happens in canada?
>>77623185
Anything else?
>>77623285
Nah, I thought you were the Norwegian guy that is here often.
>>77623282
Same things as in the states but more polite and colder.
MANLY JAMS
https://youtu.be/70RqufbePZU
There is no reason to make a distinction between classic and modern libs because it's all the same bullshit (screaming about non-existent oppression). American revolution was a dumb mistake. God bless the Queen and fuck W*shington.
>>77623282
Multiculturalism of course
>>77623170
Can you understand/speak danish? How different is it from norwegian?
>>77623170
Are you cute?
>>77623315
Excellent post
>>77623315
EXCELLENT Post
>>77623315
BIN
THAT
KNIFE
>>77623322
>That guy to the right of Weedman
Didn't know we had gay hobbits in Canada.
>>77623244
polkka
eurobeat
a little bit of metal
>>77623272
listen to something more upbeat to get your mood and spirits up
>>77623302
I drop in sometimes, not sure if I'm the same. I've seen another Norwegian in here too.
>>77623328
I understand written Danish, but can't understand spoken Danish.
>>77623346
I've been told so, but I'm also skinny so the end result is that I'm not attractive, I'd say.
can I get a kiss~?
and can you make it last foreverrrr~?
>>77623366
>Eurobeat
>Manly
Choose one.
>>77623365
it looks like daniel negreanu if he was shorter and swarthier
>>77623365
Probably just on his knees as their kind is wont to do
>>77623376
If you're a cute grill I can kiss you not forever but for around 12 hours.
>>77623387
itäs manlier than acoustic guitar music besides flamenco
>>77623365
>gay hobbits
I thought the whole point of Canada was just being a gay version of something.
>>77623371
>thinks thin can't be attractive
what?
>>77623413
That's just Toronto. The rest of Canada is fairly normal otherwise.
>>77623433
Well, I have very low self esteem when it comes to my body, so maybe it's just in my head.
>>77623446
Quebec is just gayer, flatter Vermont
>>77623407
Manlier than acoustic guitar? I think not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJlN9jdQFSc
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
this is japanese pudding, say something nice about it
I'm the boss of the bosses
>Usually very reserved, don't get particularly emotional or upset over anything
>Coworkers notice this, think I'm quiet and shy
>Some African guy calls us criminals for not having public bathrooms
>Keeps going on and on, no one says anything to him
>Finally get sick of it and snap at him
>He throws a fit and his friends take him outside while he continues arguing with me
>Coworkers are all surprised, no one thought I could ever do something like that
It felt good honestly, I should speak my mind more often
bout to fuckin bust off lads
Is anyone from an uncommon background?
I'm bosniak but all the flags from there are serbs
>>77623481
il Capo di tutti capi mayhaps?
>>77623470
Is Vermont filled with a bunch of angry French separatists who aren't actually separatists?
*promotes rampant faggotry*
Je suis le chef du les chefs
i hope amlo wins the election next year :3
>>77623517
kill yourself
>>77623496
im irish
*kills self*
>>77623525
*promotes rampant faggotry*
>>77623496
My father is Rhodesian, Grandfather was Rhodesian, Grandmother was Rhodesian
My mother is Acadian, Grandfather was Danish, Grandmother was Acadian
Finally figured out how to drink bourbon without wanting to kys myself
>>77623560
What's your technique?
>>77623496
I am Greek
>>77623496
I'm American unlike 99.99%+ of people that live in the US.
>>77623572
Basically you have to not inhale any of the fumes through your nose, and if you do that it actually tastes pretty sweet
Easier said than done bc it does take some practice but once you get it you're golden
>>77623595
What tribe?
>>77623496
St Louis?
>>77623555
Neither Rhodesian or Acadian are real ethnicities
Come come so many are "german"? Is it because many don't know and they just guess?
>>77623555
Where is your mother from?
>>77623610
ᏣᎳᎩ (Cherokee)
I have a slight interest in learning the language, but like 10000 people I'll never meet speak it soooo
got my first ever cavity at the dentist today
anyone else see the "im a canadian ..." threads on /biz/? I've never laughed this fucking hard before.
>>77623618
Surprisingly no!
I have family there. And in Iowa which is the other big one. I'm a Wisconsinite
>>77623630
those are very rural. wouldnt take many to make them "german"
>>77623655
Stay away from my state
im tired
>>77623629
He asked for background Paco, Not ethnicity.
>>77623632
Burgeo, Newfoundland.
>>77623630
That's exactly right. According to one of the largest genetics studies ever conducted in the USA and published January of 2015 in the American Journal of Human Genetics, Irish/Anglo is overwhelmingly the largest ancestry in the US at mean proportions of 20%.
Of the nearly 49 million claiming German ancestry only about 16 million actually are.
>>77623641
Kinda sad how your language is pretty much guaranteed to be dead within a few generations. Do you see that as a big loss or no?
>>77623684
They aren't real backgrounds either
telling you lads im bout to lose it
>>77623502
No
>>77623629
Why do you do this Juan?
>>77623690
Nice. How many Norwegians?
>>77623705
Then it ain't nothing like Quebec. That's their definitive feature. That and armpit hair.
>>77623693
Well, most people don't even know it exists or that there are really any natives left. I think it's sad, but it's very late for that since the time for that was hundreds of years ago.
>>77623696
Except they both are Since Acadian culture actually exists and Rhodesia from what I hear was very cultural.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acadians
>>77623698
me 2
>>77623630
German farmers settled low population density areas
>>77623690
Fuck off with that. Most of us are a mix.
t. German, English, Slovenian-American
>>77623673
I don't have the plugin so I don't know where you're from.
Also I'm gay as hell
>>77623630
they probably just looked in the mirror
>>77623733
D I S T R E S S E D B O I S ww@!?!?!?!
>>77623726
You guys still have time to revive yourselves if you play your cards right. Mainly just playing into the "wise forest people" stereotype for European tourists would do your culture a world of good in the realm of raising awareness or whatever.
>>77623729
You're just we wuzzers, you're not unique or anything-
>>77623738
Mixed European maybe, but still predominantly Anglo/Irish. Genetics don't like Hans Nigel Kavcic
The old Mexican man sitting on the lawn of his section 8 housing trying to sell the children's bikes he picked out of the trash.
>>77623776
We wuz white Spaniards n shieet
We wuz Mayans n shieet
We wuz Navajo n shieet
>>77623840
What is the backbone of the Mexican economy?
>>77623906
Idunno lol