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couldnt think of name edition
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>>77619575
twat
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>>77619575

Hahaha....ASH

like from an OVEN hahahaha
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>No edition
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>>77619575
'gf edition'
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>>77619567
2010 2011 were really nice for me
wont say it all went downhill but its not as great thats clear
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oo ahh up the RA
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anime
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was severely depressed from 2009 to 2016

i think its mostly over now
literally thought it would never end but it has for the most part

took over 7 fucking years though bloody hell
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>>77619575
pathetic little cunt
would love to watch you slowly eaten alive by a bear, guts first
would wank and cum so hard over it
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>>77619575
who is this slut and why do you keep posting her?
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would you like to upgrade your package to the /brit/ plus? only £20 extra per month for unlimited posting and only £3 per picture of tim you upload
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>>77619558
screaming, remember going there when i was like 13 absolute shithole
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>it's another foreskin pulls back too far and gets stuck episode

Really need to sort the phimo out but I'm just too scared
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>>77619563
*relaxes*
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Don't post my waifu, c'mon.
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>>77619615
(to the tune of ooh Jeremy Cor-byn)
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going to Norway lads, any advice?
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>>77619620
What changed?
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>2017
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?
>b-but it kills you
And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?
>it's addicting!!!
It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation
>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!
Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel
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Slowly giving up
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dizlDuNO-gQ
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MY THREADS ARE DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DONT CARE ANYMORE
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NEED a british bf
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been severely depressed for 10 years
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>>77619647

Are you half Mexican?
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britain is rubbish
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>>77619647
got a sissy gf (male)
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>>77619651
LEEDS MENTIONED

WHERE ARE YOU LAD
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How can I meet rich girls?
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>>77619631
she is a jewish angel

are you anti-semetic or summit?
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i still dont know what happened with that shia labouef livestream thing

everytime i see a video about it i cringe so hard i have to quit out before anything even happens

i HATE watching humans attempt to interact with each other
i HATE it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D_5PoKNinY

absolute laugh
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>>77619646
its very expensive
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>>77619647
did lots of different stuff and met lots of new people
basically i stopped being in the same routine that i had been in for years
was still depressed but over the months it slowly faded

hahaha
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>>77619646
where?
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>>77619663
get help mate
seriously
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anyone know the song that goes like "death inspires me like a drug inspires the rabid, can you save, can you save my heavy metal soul"?
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>>77619661
h-hi :3
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>>77619680
Kent
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WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS
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Dropped out of uni and now working full time in asda

'cide before 2018 I reckon
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>>77619648
>smoking is expensive!!!
>she says while she pays for her netflix each month while buying the newest fashion and phone fads available
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>>77619701
lofoten
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>>77619648
the reason i dont smoke is because nobody forces me to buy a pack, like you say
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the future king
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>>77619635
Aye, he's not allowed back now
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>>77619667
No wtf

>>77619697
Nice. Like hobbies an that?
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>>77619704
help didn't help
going to hang myself
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>>77619646
ridiculously expensive, use airbnb and don't expect to be able to eat out if you're staying there for more than a week
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>>77619721
>tfw will never be the good ol days again
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>>77619730
tourist trap
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>>77619721
when i first heard this i unironically cried for 20 hours
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>>77619738
looks like a stupid cunt
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https://www.28dayslater.co.uk/paris-catacombs-june-2017.t109083
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBRqu0YOH14
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>>77619758
nice, also going to north, i also assume is a tourst trap
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>>77619747
nah dont do it mate
if you fail its going to be even more hellish
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Anyone here in a management role?
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>>77619738
you fucking nonce
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>>77619708
d-do you still want to go on a dinnerdate this Friday?
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>>77619769
runt
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>>77619769
the rest of the song is garbage
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>>77619741
yeah, lots of different stuff (moving, traveling, different jobs, doing more social stuff in general)

but i dont think it was solely cause of that
dont even know any other reasons but it slowly started to fade over the period of 1 year
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>>77619631
If you call her a slut again I'll fuck your shit up, Denmark.
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>>77619648
shit pasta
(smoke in moderation just for reference)
>And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?
no, but dying from multiple tumours and tarry lungs is one of the least dignified, slowest, most painful, horrible ways you can choose to go
>>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!
you're right, this actually isnt an argument, it's not really unless you're an addicted runtlet

however as a counterpoint I would like to say that smoking in public or crowded areas is revolting and you should be gassed. I do it in the privacy of my own property x
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being british in the 21st century is like some kind of god-inflicted curse
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>>77619738
>already has his da's hairline
State of the Royal family
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>>77619758
no it's not you cretin it's beautiful
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>>77619789
yeah JJB
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>>77619593
>do NOT know how to do the job application and interview bollocks desu
hate it

It's not so bad actually. I'm a borderline aspie social retard and I managed to land a job easily.

Just know what you claim to know on your CV, and don't be a mong who can't write or explain anything.

The reason they want a covering letter and "why do you want this job" spiel isn't to get information off you. It's to make sure you can write above the level of a 12 year old that was dropped on their head too many times, which 75% of applicants can't even do. And they give you the same questions in interview to make sure you can think on your feet, won't be a weird aspie that will bring down the team, and that you aren't mentally retarded and slow. You just have to sound coherent and personable.

Once you see the job ad and application process from the other side it becomes much less scary. Being at a company while they try and recruit. Holy fuck 19/20 applicants are fucking RETARDED. Reading the CVs was a great laugh. Your competition is a very very low bar.

And you have to be all equal opportunities and humour them with interviews anyway. I could never be an HR or hiring manager.
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>>77619785
yes

come visit me instead
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>>77619786
how so
also I really don't think I'll fail
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>>77619801
Maybe hormonal.
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>>77619784
the virgin channel
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>>77619691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm6FpvcOvC8
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I'm only human

Of flesh and blood I'm made
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sister sent me this
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>>77619793
I'd love to! <3
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Why does this horrendously Semitic faced bitch keep getting posted? No way anybody finds that attractive, not even another jew.
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>>77619728
kino film until she exits the bunker
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>>77619818
>being this easily impressed
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>>77619844
is that a young Bog?
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>>77619836
oblivion music is maximum comfy
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he uses the virgin arrow
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>>77619575
kill yourself you rancid little twat
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>>77619827
where are you lad
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>Why does this horrendously Semitic faced bitch keep getting posted? No way anybody finds that attractive, not even another jew.
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>>77619826
>Holy fuck 19/20 applicants are fucking RETARDED
Probably because you were recruiting for a low skill job

Do many try to apply for jobs that are above them?
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>>77619831
it's for intellectuals like myself, brainlet
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>>77619885
fauske
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>>77619704

Not him, but I went to my GP and she was shit. Worse than shit.

Eventually I just became a hermit, dropped out of uni, and got over it on my own.

My current GP would probably be even worse. I got IBS-like symptoms and some strange lumps, its all resolved now but the result is my GP now thinks I'm a dumb hypochondriac and hates me.

GPs are shite at mental health. If there's not something they can diagnose and cure they aren't interested.
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>>77619828
because youre going to be seen as the man who tried to kill himself
its going to be sticked on your forehead. then slowly ur going to build up taste for life again for a few months but it will all go down and you'll sink even harder than before you tried to kill yourself
even if you think you're going to succeed, dont do it lad its not worth it. suicide is really dumb
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i wonder what life would have been like if i was born 10 years later
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should I take codeine tonight?
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Dances with wolves is a comfy as fuck film if you haven't seen it yet. pretty GOAT tbqh
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>>77619697
FONT
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>this guy is Gal Gadot's husband

wtf
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>>77619913
get a different one
my gp is Chinese and very good. actually cares about her patients
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>>77619862

umm no
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don't rate lukaku OR pogba
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>manlet
>Ugly
>Lifting for 7 years but still look like shit
>Dropped out of uni
>NEET and still live with parents

Anyone got it worse?
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>>77619919
Wonder what kind of implants she has.
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>>77619836
screaming
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>>77619950
Peng af
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>>77619913
Very frustrating dealing with doctors. In a bad situation myself.

The other lad should ask for a referral to a psychiatrist from his GP.
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business idea: combine our powers to create the ultimate gimmick
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>>77619939
been to cornwall once
it was shite
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>>77619919
you could try to pick one who takes care of herself
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>>77619919
revolting lumps of lard
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>>77619887
He had such beautiful eyes
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>>77619905
what the fuck do you do there
do you even work
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>>77619862
Fuck you, cunt.
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>>77619905
looks nice
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>>77619977
blimey
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>Please explain the reasons for applying (max. 250 words)
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*names the jew*
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>>77619982
>>77619977

Benders
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Blain?
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>>77619960
>tall
>handsome
>got a cute gf and a small circle of good friends
>about to get promoted at work

Oh no sorry I suppose yours is worse hehe xx
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>>77619999
I'm an electrician

nice digits
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>>77619986
why do these boats never sink
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>mum buys a new sofa online
>doesnt fucking REALISE that it's 20-30cm longer and wider than the current one
>makes ME help the delivery men for nearly and hour trying to fit it in the front AND back doors whilst she watches and directs
>eventually just leave it in the garden after taking chips out of the shitty plaster walls
she's such a fucking stupid BINT, actually shocked that she managed to go 50 years without forgetting to breathe
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>>77620014
"i need a job"
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>>77620021
the others are fine but the middle one has arse implants mate its clear
disgusting
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>>77619977
I'm gay but even still, fucking hell, don't think I'd say no
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>>77619986
their corrupted brains only fire in few fleeting moments, barely remembering their consciousness
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bit mad how any one of us could in later life suddenly develop paranoid schizophrenia like tim

really interested to see what sane tim was like
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>>77619995
>had

I aint seen a corpse m8, have you?
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>>77620021
>>77619977
>>77619919

ah yes the superior race of female (superior to whites anyway)

>>>/s/17599819
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>>77620037
Women have shite spacial awareness
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>>77619915
nah i'm gonna do it
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>>77620058
rare pic of sane tim
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look how nice Norway is lads

why can't we be like this
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>>77620077
Come home white man
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>>77620058
he was the subject of a government mk ultra experiment
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>>77619986
Sometimes on vacations I look at the swimsuits women wear to the pool and wonder if they ever saw themselves in it and thought "Yeah, this looks attractive."
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TOOOOOOOOOOOT
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>>77620067
He died in 2015 of old age.
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>>77620014
*Writes a quirky explanation and gets mainstream news coverage*
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>>77620083
eh its your choice after all
isnt there anything that makes you happy?
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>>77620083
no dont
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>>77620091
normie scum
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>>77620091
woah
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>>77620112
i love dick skin x
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>>77620021
thick can be attractive
wobbly lines usually aren't

well, not to europeans anyway

>>77620077
>superior to whites
let's not get carried away
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>>77620091
Deano
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>>77620058
>bit mad how any one of us could in later life suddenly develop paranoid schizophrenia like tim

Think there was a film about this
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>>77620100
not enough space too many JFs
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>>77620100
doesn't norway have a crack epidemic
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>>77620081
They're just thick children.
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>>77620101
>nubian beauty
>collar with leash
>latex corset and skirt
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>>77620149
quite severe stretch marks on her arse
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>>77620157
The bf
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please give me a film to watch lads
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>>77620149
aiiiiiiie give me more
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>>77620120
no
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>>77620184
Mr beans holiday
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>>77619892
>low skill job

Web developer. So yes, low skill. (Come at me "self-taught" javascript gurus)

>Do many try to apply for jobs that are above them?

Depends what you mean. Most are at the right level but just appallingly shit. Advertise for web developers and you get "web developers", they're just terrible. They proudly list a "portfolio" on their awful clipart CV, and its some shit half-broken website that looks like a GCSE project.

Strangely some apply below their level. Phd students applied for a junior web dev position. You can imagine how good someone who can't get hired despite having a phd is, they were the worst applicant of all. He had no web development experience at all he was just desperate.
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>>77620149
i said superior to white women since i also like other women myself
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>>77620184
a nos amours
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>>77620112
obscene
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>>77620160
Mental that some white men legit like black girls
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>>77620184
Yoga Hosers
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mooseytm has the swiper
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>>77620184
blazing saddles
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>>77620159
nonce
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>>77620205
fascinating. what city is this?
you've given me a bit of hope in life
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>>77620223
>Mental that some white men legit like black girls
not that mental
do you not like them?
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>>77620175
yeah sorry i couldn't help myself
>>77620196
this folder is in dire need of nubian gals if i'm honest
>>77620207
oh hello meme chart lad
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>>77620184
L'Auberge Espagnol
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>>77620205
>Strangely some apply below their level. Phd students applied for a junior web dev position. You can imagine how good someone who can't get hired despite having a phd is, they were the worst applicant of all. He had no web development experience at all he was just desperate.

heard from some phd students it'll be harder to get a job (outside of research) with one because every employer reckons you're overqualified
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSxjtk3eA8M

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post dick pics
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>>77620245
RAH
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>>77620257
Thw chick I posted would be a white 5.
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this cant be real
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>>77620037
mum got a new fridge and had this exact problem but was a couple inches difference rather than a foot. lots of fun having to send it back minutes after taking off the packaging.
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>>77620290
Stop with your internalized racism.
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the 'f
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use that knife
bin that life
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>>77620290
fair but she's black and caters to my specific fetishes
cant put a price on either of them
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>>77620224
looks rubbish
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>>77620302
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imagine if there were people who said they had the brain of a legless person, and they paid to get surgery to have their legs removed because it better reflects who they are on the inside, and they called themselves transabled. mental, doubt it'll ever happen in real life though
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>>77620328
ban incoming
never tell anyone you have a VPN or janny will get ya
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>>77620014

Just make up shit lad.

They just want you to prove you actually read their website, did even a modicum of research, and have half an inkling of what the job will actually entail.

>"I am excited by the opportunity to transition into [field they work in], and develop skills in [shit they listed in their job ad]. I believe I can bring [shit from your CV] skills to the team..."
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>>77620302
BIN
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>>77620328
>14. The use of scrapers, bots, or other automated posting or downloading scripts is prohibited. Users may also not post from proxies, VPNs, or Tor exit nodes.
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shant be watching Blade Runner
looks like /tv/reddit garbage

way too many overrated films out there
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>>77620346
Cotard delusion.
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>>77620330
You're insulting a fine piece of Canadian entertainment.
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>>77620318
'y 'd
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>>77619721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23DSRuBZa2k
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I wanna feel like I feel when I'm asleep.
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>>77620361
>t brit on holiday
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>>77620384
stick a knife in your throat you sad little specimen
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>>77620398
NEED a slightly lanky gf
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https://youtu.be/QerNhaVjZ5o

The greatest live performance in history. Greater than queen at Wembley
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>>77620224
>>77620389
nonce
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I want a small, cheap device that can play stored audio via battery power for as long as possible.
It needs to be something that is fairly disposable, i.e: I won't feel bad about never getting it back.

Any ideas as to what tech might meet these requirements?
>pic unrel
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>>77619634
wew
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Seen her videos several times, she's so fucking cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=filiSeU4c9M

Too bad she ignores me. Such is the life of a beta.
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SO AT MY SHOW ON MONDAY I WAS HOPIN' SOMEDAY YOU'D BE ON YOUR WAY TO BETTER THINGS

PAPER DREAMS HONEY *SNORTS*
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>>77620438
go to /g/ and ask chink shit general
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>>77620361
Excellent post
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>>77619722
Nothing wrong with working in a place like Asda. Retail jobs pay alright if you're doing loads of hours and don't have bills to pay. I know a guy who dropped out of his A levels at 17 and is now a store manager on 45k a year. He just worked hard and showed enthusiasm.
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>>77620426
that athleticism too, gut damn
>>
Cat
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We Americans love black cock. It's a really weird obsession.
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>>77620504
slightly racist
>>
honestly think i should stop
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B8IrpWVaoE

hate overconfident cunt types
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honestly one of the most surreal things about going to america was that the sea was so warm, like swimming pool warm

never been in a sea besides that hasn't frozen my bollocks right off
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>>77620533
that fucking chin
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>>77620459
rancid
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HOWLING

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4732118/Man-carried-sex-act-two-university-students.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4732118/Man-carried-sex-act-two-university-students.html
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>>77620533
jesus what a chin
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>>77620515
I love any cock if it has an English accent, black, white or Asian.
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BUSINESS IDEA:
(Inspired by >>77620438)

Get 4-6 cheapo MP3 players with headphones, load them with choons, wrap them in a paper bag and bury them in the flowerbeds/ground/whatever outside the main places I have to wait for stuff. EG:
>The bus stops to and from uni
>The plant boxes on the Common Room windowsill at uni
>my weedsmoking spots

That way instead of carrying around shit all the time or having to worry about my phone's battery life, I can just dig up one of my MP3 players and have a listen, before reburying them when im done waiting

Thoughts?
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>>77620302
I carry a Stanley knife every day walking to and from work because it's part of the uniform
>>
>when his nationality starts with brit
>>
cant find a decent rip of Blade Runner

its either YIFY tier or has awful audio
>>
Really need a qt Aussie gf
>>
Does America smell different?
Whenever I've been to Spain and Greece and stuff the air just smells different. It's weird
>>
>>77620533
the so-called "chad prime minister"
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>>77620579

Buy the DVD off Amazon for £1.59 you cheap bastard
>>
>>77620577
me in the gif
>>
need to order a milligram scale
>>
>>77620579
whats wrong with YIFY
most of my rips are YIFY ones
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>>77620596
think you mean humidity
>>
>>77620564
weird as fuck mate
imagine if people saw you digging through plant boxes
>>
>>77619686
>>77619803
looks like young transvestite
>>
The average American penis is only 3 inches erect.
>>
>>77620603
>>
>>77620570
i think the blade has to be longer than 3 inches for it to be illegal, you're alright

>>77620596
Google "olfasoria"
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>>77620614
>>
>>77620579
don't bother, overrated and not kino
>>
>>77620614
used to think this too and used to be an advocate of YIFY

then I realised the video quality was horrific, butchered so that it was small enough to fit on normie phones/laptops
>>
>>77620614
yify is garbage quality
>>
>>77620577
>>77620603
be my gf
>>
>>77620648
Alri I thought so
>>
>>77620596
Yes. I've been around the country and different regions smell vastly different than one another. You have California that's slightly salty but when you get into Los Angeles, it smells like something awfully smelly and damp. Then you have the Eastern coast which can range from a sweet smell to a depressing sea one. You have the SouthWest desert region which smells dusty and dry and then Hawai'i which smells very pleasant but muggy.
My least favorite smell is Los Angeles so far but I bet Centralia, PA also smells pretty bad (but it's abandoned)
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>>77620504
thought she meant an actual Chinaman at first
>>
>>77620577
gonna need you to ship over some ethiopian birds for me
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>>77620673
Yessir
>>
doing a read about film studios
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>>77620533
h-he's cute...
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>>77620691
typical yank fucktard
>>
>>77620723
slightly relevant question: do you have a penis
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>>77620723
Go fuck yourself
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post aesthetic military shit
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>>77620718
She's not Ethiopian but could pass

This one and the chick I posted wearing the choker with the blonde lad are.
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>>77620623
Why must you insult my future wife in my face?
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>>77620643
Not sure that's a word nothing comes up
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>>77620758
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>>77620758
>>
>>77620747
fuck off yank
>>
>>77620691
Fucking stupid yankee moron, thick slab of retard yank shit
>>
doing a browse
https://twitter.com/hashtag/TransRightsAreHumanRights?src=tren
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>>77619575
>tfw no qt right-wing jew gf like ash
how do I cope lads?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvaYgr5ClXA

imagine being this melodramatic
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>>77620787
do you have a problem
>>
north rhodesia > south rhodesia

thoughts?
>>
nazi architecture was ugly and autistic
concrete, gold and steel ah yes
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>>77620832
t. degenerate anglo jew cock sucker
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>>77620820
god he's a handsome cunt

t. not a bender
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>>77620560
kek
>>
>>77620827
Piss off yank toolbox
>>
>>77620852
>claims to be the masterrace
>lose the only war they've ever fought in
lol
>>
American architecture is ugly and autistic
Concrete, gold and steel ah yes
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>>77620758
>>77620758
>>
>>77620852
>claims to be übermensch
>big boss is controlled by jews
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>>77620868
>american education

would expect no less from a vassal of Israel
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>>77620614
you need to get yourself some DZ0N3s bro

>>77620767
didn't mean to imply that
the choker girl is noice though, i prefer the less mixed-looking ones 2bh
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*goal wife's daughter walks towards you*

Wut do?
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>>77620892
I'll beat your ass in you little pussy queer.
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>>77620820
>those first 20 seconds
some hollywood delivery right there
i can understand why he was voted in
>>
>>77620935
>>77620935
>>77620935
>>77620935
>>77620935
>>
@77620919
kys
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>>77620852
naziboos are fucking pathetic
off yourself
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>>77620953
bump
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>>77622895
hi
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>>77623268
real barbs hours
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>>77619575
She looks like a djnn, she me unimaginably evil spirit hiding in human form
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starting to think the fad of massive phones is strategic to give ugly girls a way of covering up their faces whilst taking selfies
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>>77619575
Wtf I'm pretty sure the chick in the OP pic is an American, who admins Communism Kills.
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>>77626500
No way, brah!
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1984 wasnt an instrunction manual Britbongistanis
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