ALIA ATREIDES EDITION
going to watch dances with wolves.
is it worth it? it's like 3 hours long
>tfw she will never beat the fuck out of you
feels bad man
is this season of GoT gonna stop being shit trying to watch Euron larp as an autist is killing me
ya jund al-khilafah
>>77618236
Didnt even watch the last episode, the first episode of the new season was fucking dreadful
read Dune when i was 13 but cant remember half of it and also never read the sequels
sort of want to read it again but thikn it might be a waste of time
>>77618213
thanks though, Also I heard your economic growth went from 1,8% per year to 0,5% according to our Financial Times.
got a driving lesson at 9 in the morning
bragging about fighting doesnt seem right tbH
violence isnt funny
>>77618291
fucking hate this fat yank cunt
literally the most reddit person alive
>>77618291
based boogie
why is this autismal Dutch role playing as a prime minister
>>77618281
good luck
>>77618280
the forecast changed from 2.0% down to 1.7%
nice figures you fucking brainlet
>>77618280
Good. Would much rather be poor and free.
>tfw doing a stoned wank
literally the best thing since sliced bread
What are you lads reading atm? I'm reading Nigel Slater's Kitchen Diaries.
>>77618278
read the sequels you melt, it's some of the best scifi there is
>>77618324
it does feel good
>>77618330
Shantaram. Just started and it's 1000 pages, can't be fucked
>>77618318
I think you are talking about BNP, economic growth is different.
>>77618317
cheers sweetie xx
The Irish are by far the easiest to annoy, you can imagine their red faces getting ever redder as they seethe with impotent rage
>>77618281
Can I come
>>77618342
>the brainlet reply
>>77618350
what's an olé
so where's the uk on this
Had enough of life so check em
Genuinely think Irish posters are the best posters in here
>>77618236
Sounds like Euron-happy mate
don't watch on bench day
https://www.instagram.com/p/BW_8IcYhdh9
>>77618377
>>77618377
Ah yes, drug users
>911 calls on Monday 07/24 evening were made saying a naked man in his 20s appeared to be high on acid, although police did not confirm, when he cut his own penis off. Big guy then began vandalizing parked cars and taunting witnesses near the intersection of Grace Street and Drake Avenue in the Irving Park community of Chicago, next to John B Murphy Elementary, before being tased multiple times by responding officers.
>>77618377
nice, check these too
Eating a chocolate orange :3
anyone here read in full eliott rodger's manifesto? can you sum it up?
check post above
>>77618369
think hijabs can be quite sexy desu
poo willy dubs
>>77618236
Thoughts on those lazy cunts who sit on the steps when going by train?
>>77618406
he was already incredibly fucked up before he took drugs. no one normal takes drugs and does that.
>>77618369
why wouldn't they include the largest muslim country in the world on here
Very sad seeing middle Eastern women seeing covered head to toe especially considering they are very beautiful people
YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP
Daily runescape blog:
only 180k xp until level 70 attack
got level 48 slayer
Love men
Hate women
Simple as
FONT
bitches don't know about my doubles
>>77618406
definitely PCP or something like that, not LSD
>>77618459
why did you start on slayer so late
whats your other stats
>>77618460
Good for you then because she looks like a bloke
AHAHHAHA
>>77618428
>>77618451
persian women that wear the hijab half on the head where you can still see most of their hair are WELL sexy
i saw lots of the younger generation in iran do this whereas the older women wear the chador
>>77618350
do brits feel a sense of kinship with the gibraltar monkeys?
>>77618451
t. mahmoud al-jibbar wal hamsi bin jawwad
>>77618457
*punts it over the fence*
imagine how funny it would be if we all woke up tomorrow and the top news story was that someone had written "Fuck Off Leftypol" on the front door of No 10 Downing Street
I'm chuckling out loud just thinking of it
>>77618508
>wearing the CHAD
He can't keep getting away with this.
Very disappointed that I didn't get a single (you) for my Euron joke
Ricky hatton here! Calling in some dubs arkid!
Pfft. dubs?
You are like little baby.
Watch this
very depressed right now
>>77618457
TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP
Struggling to poo
>>77618457
*kicks it*
>>77618521
t. bender
>>77618514
monkeys are the anglo's natural ally
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Portuguese_Alliance
IM DUMB
SHES A LESBIAN I THOUGHT I HAD FOUND THE ONE
Have any of you planned to move to the EU, the next year might be your last chance.
>>77618539
>>77618573
'sheed
>>77618482
60 str, 60 def
i couldn't be arsed with the running around
i know i should level str too but i can't be arsed, i just want a whip.
is slayer really that good? i heard you only start making good money at level 72, but that'll take ages considering even blue dragons only give 110 xp
everything used to look rather nice back then
wtf I love russian now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYlccFCw6DU
>>77618508
you belong on a cross desu
anime
>wake up
>realise ive bottled every opportunity presented to me
>skinny lanklet
>last shag was a fatty
>pretty sure ive got ADD/Anxiety
somebody shoot me
>Found a sweet job to apply for I could actually do
>Doesn't mention a closing date on the jobsite
>Procrastinate 2 days
>Click through today to see it on their own website in their own terms and get their application form
>"Applications close 26/07/17"
Motherfuck.
Should I do a cheeky phonecall tomorrow to see if I can mug my way in. Or did I gone blew it.
>>77618600
good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCT7vXrrqFk
state of yanks
King NebuCHADnezzar of Babylon
>>77618608
it can be alright money, you definitely won't lose money before
exp differs from task to task but i think its definitely worth it
do you at least use potions to help with the lack of str you have
what the hell
>>>/r9k/38642341
Pfft. dubs?
You are like little baby.
Watch this:
>>77618626
actually quite fancy being jesus xxx
bow down to me
>>77618637
nah you've fucked it unlucky lad
what was the job?
>>77618628
animeme
>>77618633
first shag*
>>77618633
Don't worry lad
Jus b urself :)
>>77618592
I've thought about it yeah, in fact I've planned to live in your country for a year or 2 at least
not in the near future though but I'm eligible for an Irish passport so the option is always there
>>77618592
heard city banksters are moving to francfort and amsterdam (despite paris' whoring)
Hey Brit who is this banging Milf interviewer?
https://youtu.be/5F4m7dBxVKU
>>77617971
bump
Might scrawl "Fuck off leftypol" on 12 Downing Street
Chickened out of going to my psychiatrist appointment
>>77618618
someone's left their bike there without a chain
what a fucking idiot it's going to get stolen by a local nigge....wait a minute
17.5yo proto-gf's phone was taken by her dad
>>77618633
>wake up
>29 year old virgin
>>77618457
>>77618701
17.5yo proto-gf's virginity was taken by her dad
>>77618706
how do u cope?
>>77618690
might become a mtf trans so I can shag annie 2bh
If I'm a virgin by 23 and a half I'll order a prozzy
>>77618707
Fucking love collies
>>77618701
don't take their drugs, I love you
*exposes belly*
>>77618666
too bad you're satan
>>77618600
>>77618704
Borderline nonce
why don't we call sleeping waking down
>>77618669
Aw really. I feel like I got nothin to lose, but applying late is gonna hurt my application and I'm already missing one of their core requirements.
It's programmer shit, but actual cool science interdisciplinary stuff instead of the dreary depressing finance shit I'm coding at a godawful startup the moment. I have a science degree so shit would be so cash if I got it.
>>77618684
Cool, well it might be more difficult to get that Irish passport if britain leaves the EU.
>>77618685
nice
>>77618742
*blows a raspberry on your tummy tum tum*
>listening to joe rogan experience
>dorian yates on
>rogan is actually having to call him out on bs
lmao when rogan doesn't agree you know you're a spastic
>>77618742
*boots it out the door*
doing a browse
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:American_socialists
>>77618685
heard Paris bankers are pulling some real dirty moves to disrupt the London banking industry and macron is behind it
>>77618752
we do here
anybodies birthday tomorrow?
>>77618766
Don't have the slightest clue who any of these runtoids might be
>>77617877
i saved this so i'll never forget haha
i wonder what they're up to now
being miserable in prison i hope
>>77618750
is that you?
>>77618778
>ctrl + F 'obama'
>zero results
>>77618766
Love when joe has a guest on and he has jamie fact check them the entire time
>>77618801
what did they do
>>77618732
i think she's bi (or fluid or whatever)
couldn't hurt giving it a go as you are
>>77618806
fuck off gchq
>>77618792
Mine's in a week :)
>>77618720
drink and drugs
i'm quite ill, this life is not very sustainable.
>>77618782
Well its logical. We want as many international companies as possible from the brexit. It has become a sort of game to see which country can get the most jobs.
>>77618756
where was it to
been putting off applications for similar jobs desu
cba
>>77618828
you can just tell shes from liverpool
>>77618828
Is that grimes
>>77618813
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Kenyan_socialists
>>77618828
I've seen a lot worse tbf
>>77618737
you'd have to be derranged not to tbph
still haven't finished pokemon moon
>>77618759
My dad was born in Ireland, currently Ireland offer citizenship to anyone with a grandparent born in Ireland
even if they restricted it to parents only (unlikely but with the amount of brits applying and A LOT are eligible) then I'm still not worried although I haven't began the application process yet
>>77618460
I'll happily have her dancing, amateur actress sister
>>77618828
no
>>77618861
like in the mirror right haha
Pfft. dubs?
You are like little baby.
Watch this.
>>77618860
tee hee
>>77618869
>playing pokemon past the age of 9
mate
>>77618879
would sooner get a feminine traditional chinese gf->wife
>>77618846
Rather not say cos I probably will ring them tomorrow out of desperation.
Involves satellites.
>>77618870
Well if dual-citizenship is possible you might act fast. Don't want to fuck up your chances.
>>77618881
I meant in terms of girls
nice try though
>>77618815
tortured an autistic white kid on a live stream
*pours you a pint*
>>77618828
i actually find her attractive
>>77618813
obong is a neoliberal
Took another seat for pregnant women on the bus today
The whore stood in front of me for a bit and then some white knight gave up his seat. LOL
The cuck stands up so a whore can feel comfortable carrying another man's spawn. Pathetic.
toil in 8 hours
Border Collies best doggos
>>77618828
she'd look just fine with longer hair and makeup
>>77618914
strokey nonce
>phone up speculatively asking for work
>'and what university did you go to?'
>york
>'ahh yes, very impressive'
good feel
>>77618913
Hate all the shit career politicians do to pretend they're a man of the people when they haven't worked an honest job their entire lives.
>>77618913
"that'll be ÂŁ12.50" please
*turns to the camera and winks*
roll credits
>Took another seat for pregnant women on the bus today
>
>The whore stood in front of me for a bit and then some white knight gave up his seat. LOL
>
>The cuck stands up so a whore can feel comfortable carrying another man's spawn. Pathetic.
>>77618869
lost track of pokemon after platinum and heart gold
>>77618920
>acolyte of saul alinsky
>not a socialist
i've befriended a russian on steam and all he does is drink and play dota 2 its great
>>77618942
isn't York unironically pretty good?
>>77618291
Dat nigga gay
>>77618936
She has long hair, they're just tied back.
Any decent porn videos lads?
Give me a video or your favourite category
>>77618913
*accepts your pint*
wahey lads lets go to magaluf and beat up people for ketamine
>>77618913
>Thatcher's Gold
Which memester put that in shot
Top marks to the lad whoever it was.
>>77618959
alinsky wasn't a socialist either
>isn't York """"""""""""""""""""""""university"""""""""""""""""""""""" unironically pretty good?
>>77618934
splatoon 2 for 10 hours in 10 hours, might use the meat tenderiser on my cock and balls afterwards
>>77618929
hope you're not older than 12, lad
>>77618935
best pets bar none tbqh
gonna eat my cum this time
>>77618904
decent
done an application for a company what does UAVs the other day
not sure what kind of stuff I can apply to with my degree desu
You people have stood in my way long enough, I'm going to clown college!
>>77618990
imagine being this stupid
>>77618978
bbc cheating cuckold
wake me up (wake me up inside)
>>77618967
It's one of the top 20 in the UK I believe
>>77618406
There was a 40 year old man on my street who took a shit load of drugs, went out into the street and absolutely heemed a gypsy woman. When her kids came running over he unironically roundhouse the both of them, then took his shirt off and pretended to ride a motorcycle. No one did a single thing, we all stood there in awe
>>77618913
>when you realise he grabbed a metal tin not a paper cup he was meant to pour it into
>>77618978
http://hornbunny.com/videos/sister-and-brother-hanging-out-12659.html
>>77618971
her jeans look a little bunched up, is she wearing a diaper?
saw a pregnant chavvy looking girl about 17 in town with a nigger
audibly chuckled as I walked past them and they gave me a funny look
>>77618978
chikan is the patrician fetish
>>77618959
Why do conservatives get all conspiratard about Alinsky? It was just a book about political strategy. Anybody of any political ideology could use it.
Think the Pityriasis versicolor is making a return
>>77618971
>>77618828
are you joking?
she's fit
Craving some big brit dick.
>>77618971
she looks fine here
>>77619075
'ce
>>77619075
nonce
>>77618978
BBW Cute Amateur Britney,
>>77619065
Alinsky is partly responsible for all the cultural marxist shit we have today
>Dutch Europhiles
Actual cucks
>>77619057
ebic :DDDD
sertraline turned james holmes into a killer
>>77619103
hello nigger
>>77619097
Well im not pro-EU but I'm smart enough to know that once you enter, leaving is a bad idea
>>77619016
What degree?
Physics here.
I'm not sure either, cos we can do loads of shit. Becoming a developer was easy. But code monkey work is shit, and a sell out.
Most technical jobs I've found recently say "maths / computer science / chemistry / biology / engineering disciplines etc...". One technial job even litsed biology and psychology as being more common applicans, physics wasn't mentioned. Why not mention physics? Where are all the physics grads all going? Am I missing a trick
Business idea:
Racists out
>>77619120
also physics desu
did the 4 year integrated masters and got a good grade
not much programming experience though
anyone wants a choon?
*beats you to within an inch of your pathetic life*
Really enjoy femdom as a concept
Would never let a slag treat me like that though
Cats > Dogs
>>77619142
yeah alright
tscc, sharpe, tng, gomorrah, farscape, rome
>>77619146
t. paki
>>77619138
this isn't some sort of lefty PC hugbox
how about you fuck off ess jay dubbleyew
*beats you to within a nanometre of your pathetic life*
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4smim2MNvF8
>>77619155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIGROgfwvlI
no trannies in muh military, lads
really wish I had a boy to cuddle me right now
>>77619095
kek in what way? I'd say all the new age shit in the 60's started the cultural trend that led to SJW shit. Saul Alinsky is just like Machiavelli, it's nothing more than a political strategy guide. Just because one side decided to use them to effect means nothing, it's almost as if you people get so worked up and delusional because you're jealous you failed to capitalize on it.
Been on /brit/ for 9 hours
>>77619159
Awful case of lordosis.
>>77619188
hello newcunt
>>77619188
try 9 YEARS
*beats you to within a yoctometre of your pathetic life*
>>77619190
15 is still legal here
/brit/ threads are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That's institutionalised.
>>77619188
Been on Brit for 6 years.
haven't posted in /birt/ for about two weeks now. last gimmick I remember is "are you literally 12 or 13 years old?"
>>77619228
'nce
wish I was smart so I could do something like physics at a good uni
>>77619190
everyone fancies 15 year olds it's just natural
whether you act on that determines your status as a so called paedo
why does my microwave go from 100 to 59
rick and morty is actually fucking quality tbf
Going for a drive
>/birt/
>>77619190
she doesnt look 15
to intelligent
ME AND FUCKING MARK RUTZOU
The willy is smelling particularly bad tonight
just farted
€80 worth of cheese
>>/birt/
>tfw too intelligent to be attractive to the opposite sex
was playing battlegrounds with the lads
Birthday next week
Contemplating the morality of still fancying 18 year olds
WOOF WOOF
Dropped out of uni
Probably gonna do a cheeky 'cide
>>77619141
I bailed out of my masters cos depression, so I blew my chance to make industry connections or score a grad scheme.
Blagged my way into a programming startup with little programming knowledge.
Tbh you just get your foot in the door at somewhere shit and use them as a stepping stone. I may be at a shit startup but I'm officially a "C# developer" with 2 years experience. And since startups are shit you have to cover loads of other stuff so you can add that to your CV too.
I've written a non-zero amount of lines of SQL, so onto the CV it goes! Etc.
rate the new hat
>>77619294
*sniffs deeply*
uhuhuhu that's fucking good
/brit/ has got noticeably shitter since the summer holidays began
MEOW MEOW
Is there anything more depressing that seeing the attempts of someone who was briefly a meme trying to recapture his 5 minutes of fame?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7EJRP_5BBM
cats are lecherous niggers for bent people and women.
>>77619280
kek of course she is
>>77619269
I'M GIVING YOU A NIGHT CALL
>>77619292
I SKIPPED 1:13, I AM A FUCKING LEGEND
https://youtu.be/IaDvuHhVUr0
>>77619280
who dis?
link?
>>77619338
All the students are hanging about cos they couldn't find jobs and have no friends to travel with.
Then us wagecucks that hate our jobs are staying up late due to some sort of masochism.
Coming to terms that I'm just a completely dysfunctional person.
Can't sleep
Mad that there's probably been multiple /brit/ lads that actually did end up killing themselves but there's no way we'd ever know
>>77619280
jake paul is a better rapper than eminem
IMPORTANT JOB UPDATE. INCONSISTENCY DETECTED.
They've already put the deadline back a week and updated their website but not the spec pdf.
Looks like they're having trouble finding someone suitable. I'm going in lads. Fuck yo deadlines and shit
>>77619429
>he didn't go to weston's funeral
newfag pls go
>>77619429
do you think /brit/ exists in the afterlife?
>>77619429
fatcam jumped in front of a train and sheikh suleiman hung himself in his cell
fairly certain caralad offed himself too
and poleaboo is getting close
>>77619436
roastie btfo
>>77619436
haha roastie rekt!
any wagies still up?
cat benders will never know this level of bond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39oGCTAJ9Vw
>>77619415
Cool letter, Dylan. Want to bring it to the WhiteHouse?
>>77619042
Kek
Oi Dane
>>77619458
caralad got a job and stopped posting
>>77619436
Love it when rosties get btfo
>>77619042
howling
>>77619470
yeah
Lord, take me away
For I just cannot stay
Or I'll sink in my skin and my bones
>>77619436
#SHOTSFIRED
absolutely roasted xD
>>77619470
Robespierre did nothing wrong
>>77619436
>How heavy are you
lmao
best way to phrase it tbqh
might do it one day
>>77619509
>The Enlightenment was a good thing
So blue pilled
SHUT THE FUCK UP
2017 has probably been the best year of my life
2016 was fantastic too
2015 was ok but compared to 2017 or 2016 it was fucking awful and looking back i'd want to die
>>77619483
>>77619500
>You arrive in Ballymac
any tim man in?
>>77619471
the sychronized backflip with the dog is cool af ngl
>>77619552
2012 was the best year of my life
all been downhill since then
>>77619454
what else am I going to do
>>77619552
all of primary and secondary was fantastic for me
everything now is grim
>>77619529
The Dark Enlightenment is a good thing
>>77619324
do NOT know how to do the job application and interview bollocks desu
hate it
>>77619563
hacks on my pc - pic 27th july 2017
>>77619567
exact same here