Culture Pals - /cp/ genXXXII

First for kraut chads

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>tfw still want train girl
it never gets better does it

>>77617080
it only gets worse.

>>77617080
Do you still attend her classes at least?

>>77617119
no we have part ways, didn't even say goodbye

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>>77617188
she never cared about you viking.

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so, this happened

>>77617514
Don't be a fag and accept her offer

>>77617581

Already have.

>its another girl who is trying to be an au pair
well good to know shes outed herself as insane

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IPee is ruined!

>>77617724
shush up

>Oh God, this message was so long XD
i know something else thats long, qt
:^)

>>77618102
say that

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>>77617287
reading through the group assignment we did together
when i see her pretty name it just makes me sad

>>77617691
It seems like a horrible job I don't understand why anyone would do it

>>77617589
MAH MAN

>doesnt know what tourist traps are
such is life in Poland

do your qts know that they're your qts?

>>77617514
How do you find cuties? Just message them? How attractive are you?

>>77618506

I'm pretty average I guess. I've got good facial hair too. She actually messaged me first because she's coming to my uni in the fall and wanted to learn about it a little. It snowballed from there.

Be aware of Slav qt's living close to you, I'm tired (humble brag) of them alluding to "come and visit me", I'm desperate, but I'm not seeking after financing you for maybe some "ficki ficki"

Late to the thread once more.

M A L T A
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post local qts [spoiler]just kidding, they don't exist[/spoiler]

>>77618453
Yes

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dicklettes need not to messege

>>77618629
What are Maltesische girls like, Malta-anon, tell me

>>77618790
Need one, to harpoon that whale

>>77618790
lul

>>77618868
They tend to be very entitled. Most of them are trash-tier who worship having babies and their life goals amount to popping a few out and having a car. Gene-pool is stagnant.

That said you can find stunning looking ones who don't have their heads up their ass, but they tend to be a bit rarer than other countries I find.

>>77618998
>girls who worship motherhood are somehow bad

???

content? personal vendetta? i see u not liking my pic and i will seat.you until 4am until i figure ou

i borrow? will return plus interest ?

>>77619098
you are going crazy agumon

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>>77619098
hmph

K, I've never done this before. What are some tips at obtaining some "qts"

>>77619243
Just message them, be yourself, be confident, don't be boring.

>>77619287
>don't be boring
Ah shit

>>77619365
It's not that hard, especially online.

>>77619243
Don't come off insecure
don't list classical music
don't talk to thai's
beeeee urself (pretend to be a normie until they are comfortable with you, then you can actually be the sperg you are)
do not tick relationship/flirting options, they make you seem desperate

>>77619058
It is bad because these are the types who wear giant hoop earrings, leggings, blocks every fucking sidewalk with their pushchairs and get their cunt kids to dress like total whores with tubetops at 8 years old / obese boys.

Like I said, trash-tier.

>>77619243
JUST

Girl is obsessing over me, but I'm bored now she keeps sending me nudes and trying to sext me every day like she can't think of other ways to be interesting

What are some fun ways of scaring her off?

Haven't slept in like 2 days lads

>>77619430
Make up an elaborate story about how you found out you're coming out of the closet.

>>77619465
whats wrong man?

>>77619430
Post them

>>77619521
Jetlag

>>77619523
Can't be arsed cropping them

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>>77619465
http://rainymood.com/

>>77619581
Just upload them to imgur or something

>>77619626
I mean her face and stuff
Not worried about the ban - I've taken one for the team before

>>77619547
yeah thats a bit shitty. where did you go to? usa?

>>77618241

nooo :(

>>77619599
I like http://asoftmurmur.com/

>>77619759
Yea the US, good guess

>If I visited your profile and didn't text you that doesn't mean I didn't like it..it's because I never send the first message
kill me

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>>77619791
reallly nicce

>>77619874
You're my favorite finn my snownog, not gonna lie

>>77619870
>send the first message
>???
>nudes

>>77619870
Not sending the first message I class as either lazyness, cowardice or entitlement. I always give preference to those who message me first, it's a sign they might know what they want and are pro-active people.

>>77620022
I used to like you Malta-kun, not too long ago
No I decided to write every qt that watched my profile, and now I'm swimming in said qts, seriously doe, do as I say South-European friend

>>77620126
Not saying you SHOULDN'T but I give preference. It's so commonplace that a girl expects you to write first, if a girl does it then it's something new, unique and with a possible promise of being exciting and interesting. Most girls bore the shit out of me, none of them hold a candle to the amount of things I involve myself with career and hobby-wise.

>>77620126
>No I decided to write every qt that watched my profile
this is exactly what I do, anyone who views my profile that isn't 800lbs or a man gets a message from me. success rate is only about 80% but you cant win em all

What's a good place to upload short vids? A friend (female) sent me a video she got and I guess I could share.

What the verdict on chinks?

>>77620338
>asians of any kind
no

>>77619839

Where in the US are you?

>3200 online now
>minus men
>minus asians
>minus k-boos/weebs
how many quality people are online right now?

Newfriend here.
What do you gain on culturepals?

Nudes i guess, but what else?

>>77620926
its good for incredibly lonely people like me so you get:
someone to talk to
friends
if you hit it off enough someone to show you around their city if you visit

>>77620805
>minus people on interpals
0

gimme some famous french music groups, quick lads

>>77621125
daft punk
carpenter brut, though its not that famous. still nice music.

Women are so easy to read my fellow chadpals (online at least). Give them a lil attention and the'll do anything lol

How do I take a good picture if I'm by myself?

>>77621818
You don't.
I just had to send some teeth pics for a qt with a biting fetish and it was super awkward, she didn't roast me about it tho.

we are going to have to start kicking people out

not enough qts to stretch for us all

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>>77621950
Nah, we good, survival of the fittest, the best get the qts, the other go back to wank to henai, it's easy as that

>What kinda cut you want senpai?
https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=736291043252273152

>>77622209
>that egyptian guy
I fucking love the thirsty arab comments. Kek

https://www.interpals.net/Melanie123457?utm_medium=pp-userthumb
She's fake, right?

>>77622416
yes

>>77622416

Definitely

How can she drive when she's cross-eyed?
/borreguitanegra

Good evening.

Anyone of you faggots posing as a white UK (it's sad that I even have to specifiy that she's white) girl in interchads?

>>77623065
Eyebrows thiccer than mine, and that filter, probably looks like shit without it
>>77623071
What are you doing on here so late Germ-bro

>If u wanna know something, ask me :)
worst profile ever

>>77623161
>I don't want to write too much on here, if you wan't to know, just write me
or
>If i visited you profile that doesn't mean that I'm interested etc etc
Yeah bitch, I definitely ain't writing you, be happy with your Maroccan pervs lul

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just

>>77619210
i've been pretty unstable past couple weeks desu

https://streamable.com/1viqr

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>>77623142
>What are you doing on here so late Germ-bro
What are YOU doing here so late?

>>77623954
what the fuck

>>77623894
Work stress or people stress?

>>77623954

What country is that gross bitch from?

>>77623954
>there was more then 2 in there
wew

>>77624096

No idea, it was sent to me by a friend, and herself has no idea where she is from. Some kik slut. My friend blocked them because her boyfriend got into the action and apparently he was boring (And also he's a cuck).

>>77624151

She's a dirty little birdy

what do you do when your qt is a closet lesbian

>>77624653
Drop her

>>77624737
you cant tell me what to do

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>>77624765

>tfw no qt /cp/ gf

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>>77624787

>>77624819

Maybe WoC?

>>77625061
she's claimed by a /cp/ bro

>>77625196

Which one?

tfw im just super curious who the other norgay in the thread is

>>77625263
the Estonian serial killer

i don like interpals but i have nowhere else to post my selfies and pics of me :\\

>>77625061
I think she's average, and she has a Chad bf already anyways.

>>77625337
send them my way if you're cute ;)

>>77625347
im not but also i've a penos soooo

>>77625343
I'll say above average for a korean without plastic surgery tbqh

How many gaybros are in this general?

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Someone be my friend.
/Spivey

>>77625700
Who's the qt in your pictures, Chad?

>>77625729
My gf, buddy.
Are you a cool foreign friend?

>>77625747
She's very qt. I hope you don't get killed fighting for the Jews, Chad.

>cool foreign friend
I am not cool, foreign, nor friendly.

>>77625850
>I hope you don't get killed fighting for the Jews
I messaged that guy asking if he'd like to talk, very friendly, but he ignored me.

Horny

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>>77625700
holy FUCK, my sides

>>77626347
Same

>Tfw no Russian gf

turns out the BR girl only wanted to just chat on skype and not video chat

>tfw French girl blocked me cause I said many Africans wished for white rule

It's true though, girl clearly never actually talked to Africans who love their country and want Africa to do well.

>thinks most of my jokes are funny
I'm already suspect of her

>>77625285
/beefmunch

Just for the bump.

I haven't been on IP for one day. Needed to rest for a bit.

Is it a good idea to just view the profiles of a bunch of qts and hope I get a reply?

>>77629102
yes

>>77629102
i only view those who view me first, too much of a puss to view first but not too much of a puss to send the first message.

>talking to a Korean girl for ages
>she's really interested in me and asks me to be her boyfriend
>tell her I don't want an ldr but I'd date her if she came to England
>mfw she's coming to study in England for 3 years
How do I break it to her that the real reason I won't date her is cause she's Asian?

>>77630308
tell her you won't date her cause she's asian. be straightforwarded.

>>77630483
this

>>77630483
It'll break her heart but ok

>>77630308
block and delete or ghost it

>>77630186
They're just people on the internet anon. They can't hurt you.

>>77630878
but it just seems creepy Tbh, I rather they view me first and I send a message first

>>77631177
Do you realize how difficult it is to be seen on this site? There are a shit ton of other people that they are also looking at, you have to stand out. Show confidence and message them first and unless they're just complete cunts, then it will likely work out.

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>>77631375
>>77631177
best way to attract massages is to have good profile bio

>>77631375
I do message them first, I just don't view their profile first

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>>77631447
how to make good profile bio?

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>>77631500
i dont know

>>77623104
You met L?

>>77631500
Be yourself

>>77624069
no that i'm turning 25 next month

>>77635262
Are you vevina or the girl from jeju?

Bee my gf

>>77635450
I don't want to date outside my race m8

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she burned the arab

>>77636261
and no sane individual should

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>just be confident bro

Be yourself

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Omelette au fromage

>>77637781

Say that to her

>>77637781
I'll never get to hear that, I mean who wants to hear someone speak German, like unironically lul

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That really made me hmmm

>>77638440
a white supremacist naziboo qt

>>77638783
is that that chink app wechat?

I hate this shitty website but I can't leave

>>77638783

I think she's testing you. Like she wants you to say "ohh hahah I don't have a girlfriend!"

>>77638784
the only supremacists that use chadpals are us my South-American friend
>>77638783
If you're using something else than interpals get lost Frenchy, asians are too easy, as are slavs. And they're annoying as hell, broken english actually makes me quit a conversation

>>77638825
There was a French person celebrating their new Chinese qt in the last thread

>Profile of a 30+ y/o woman who has nothing but photos of her and her ten cats
Grim doesn't even begin

>>77639259
That's pretty cool. I used to chat with chinese and jap chicks on wechat and line when I had yellow fever, then I grew out of it. And Asian girls are weird, very weird.

>>77638440
I-I want to :3

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hmmm

>>77639442
She's asking for you to go with her.

>>77616942
Hello let's be friends

>>77639508

Hey :)

>>77639508

Hey :)

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>>77639508
ok

>>77637781
>leave a voice message
>stops responding
That really made me feel

>views profile
>doesn't read message
Why do qts do this?

>>77639508

Hey :)

>>77639521
>>77639535
>>77639537
Have a balkan (You) friends

>>77639547

What did you say

>>77639607

Post profile

>>77639508
can you speak greek?

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F R E S H

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>>77639676

I asked a girl about Gustavo, she said this

>>77639676
What do fags try to accomplish by complimenting girls' pic?
Wouldn't it be more effective to just PM them?

Guys what's the protocol for playing pool with a girl who's rubbish at it?
I don't want to destroy her but I also don't want to be a bitch and go too easy

>>77639623
standard stuff, she introduced herself in french so I answered

>>77639909
Every time she scores an opponent's ball she must take off a piece of clothing, same goes for you if you score one of her balls.

If it's online she must take a pic of every piece of clothing she takes off, those are the rules. If it's face to face, well you already know.

For ever 8 that goes through the hole, there is a penance dictated by the rival team.

But yeah try to hold back bro or it will be too easy.

>>77639779
oneofus.sfw

How many daily views you lads get?

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>>77640445
:(

>>77640445
Around 30-40 just beacuse those are people that view me back. Note that I don't use scripts, qtcrawler and I don't show up on search engines because I don't wanna get viewed by thais.

>>77640591
You're also clicking the profile of every woman there is, gotta earn them the right way, Burger

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>>77640445
>>77640591
:(

Talking to an Austrian and apparently vienna is the biggest shithole in Europe. She makes it sound like its full of junkies ans degenerates.

>>>77638784
if asians are so easy, how come it's the first one I ever get ?
Checkmate fag

>>77640748

lol no I don't. I view maybe like 5 profiles a day

>>77640908
>today
>not this week
finns have it so easy

>>77640964
my french qt told me similar cautionary tales about marseilles

>>77641439
it's true
the Detroit of France

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Hhmmm

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>>77641853
Told her you're a big guy

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>>77641853
>ranran
RUU

>>77641894

Lol

Every time she asks for a voice, you should just continue to say bane memes

>>77641853
I'm talking to a girl called ranean

>>77642355
ranran

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>tfw 80% of Australian profiles are Asian.

>>77635262
Me as well, I hate the buildup leading up to it and would rather it just be over with already

>>77642375
Shanghai ?

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>hello nice to meet you

sending message isnt meeting someone stoopids

>>77642487
Yes bro

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>>77642427
>tfw 80% of American profiles are SJW.

I cant stand chatting with Asians, you guys are degenerates desu

>>77642790
fuck

>>77642850
>>77616942

>>77642790
what's her job ?

>>77642853
It's fine you have her we don't even talk that much

>>77642820

>tfw 99.9% of Canadian profiles are leftist extremists

>>77642869
He's right though

>>77643359
>MUH ANECDOTES

>>77641894
>tu es un grand homme
Pour toi

>>77644056
un grand bonhomme

>>77644056

Can you reply to this damn comment like you used to?>>77637781

I miss your exchange at the beginning of each thread. Hurry up.

>>77643297

Tfw the only Canadians I talked to were Rachel and a very traditional girl. I guess I got lucky.

How many years of age between you and a QT can you have without it being weird? Assume both are over 18

>>77644587
One

>>77644488

I've talked with a few. There was one QT who was pretty hot. She really took a liking to me and would send me tons of lewds via Snapchat. I'd wake up to a snaps of her wet pussy. She wanted to meet and we were planning on it. But, she ended up being a total leftist. And we didn't click on that. So, we sort of broke contact

>>77644587
11

>>77644587
I've had a gf i met on Interpals that was 8 years older than me, making me 18-19 when we were seeing each other

>Asian: Hi, hau r u?
>Blocking, not interested in mentally retarded exchange that you guys apparently enjoy

>>77644587

I'm 26, so I'd say no more then 3

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>>77646797
>>77616942

>tfw girl says she love your voice
>tfw she wants voice messages for sexy pics

I don't get girls, lots of them love my voice but I sound like a fag.

Anyone know where I can get Chad's dickpics to send to a girl to get some lewds back?

>>77649134
To be clear, she asked for dickpics and I'm catfishing as chad

>>77649265
/soc/ is a good place
go for the dickrate threads maybe

>>77647678
Menschen wie du sind ein Grund, warum das Volk niemals aus seiner Ohnmächtigkeit erwacht. Weil sie Betrügern wie dir auch den Leim gehen.
Weißt du eigentlich wem du da alles in die Hände spielst? Du bist nur ein Handlanger. EIN WICHT! ein jude
Aber eines Tages wird das Volk sich trotzdem über die gesellschaftlichen Zermürber, wie du einer bist, hinwegsetzen und erwachen!!!!!!! Dann beginnt der letzte heilige Krieg unter dem Sternzeichen des Drachen.
Säe nur deinen Hass und deine Verwirrung, du Kapitalist! Es wird dir nichts nützen. Die AfD wird bereits bei der nächsten Wahl bei über 10% liegen. Wenn sie erst einmal wöchentlich im Fernsehen zu sehen sind, wird das der Verbreitung des Wissens dienlich sein. Ich gebe diesem Polizeistaat keine 8 Jahre mehr bis der wütende Bürger die Betrüger aus dem Amt jagd mit der Fackel. Dann hat die Pädophilie endlich ein Ende und Clinton wird von den Gerechten gerichtet.
Merkel wird es ebenso ergehen. Es wird ihr nicht gelingen das DEUTSCHE Vok durch den Islam zu ersetzen. Wir werden "Mutti" schon zeigen, was passiert, wenn sie uns nicht mehr liebt!

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tfw you go to the IMAX theater by yourself to see Dunkirk and there is only 1 other dude there. :D

>>77650554
The other dude is probably also from here

>>77650738

He's just a middle aged rich dude

>>77650814
that would be me

>>77650866

HEY :D

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>>77650814
>>77650866
I thought it was me too, then I saw rich...

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>>77651534
you be poors in money but riches in dreams

Someone please upload their pepe folder, I always put it on the shelf and now I'm a weak old man, is it too late for me? I don't know, you tell me

Why do women defend arabs and muslims so fucking much. It's like they keep their heads in the sand constantly and can't make 1+1

>>77654536
they just want the brown cock, if you were a woman you would understand

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Dunkirk was awesome.

Bane was a badass too

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>>77657033
We are a part of you now

>>77657262

Why does he wear the mask?

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10 millions soon boys.

300k a run now.

>>77657442
What is this game?

>>77657580

Lol wrong thread.

And it's called Darkest Dungeon.

>>77657580
>right click
>Search Google for image
Not that hard, ah?

Anyone here play Squad on steam?

Almost all Brazilians signed up on IP are white wtf

Even women from places like Rio de Janeiro or cities literally in the middle of the Amazonian rainforest are whiter than 90% of brits and french on this site lol what kind of bizarro shit is this.

>>77657984

Parallel universe m8

>>77644587
5 max

>>77658226
Thoughts on black German qts? I started talking to 2 actually, and all I can say is "I'm in love with the cocoa"

>>77658639
Actually a question to everybody, inb4 don't flatter yourself Johnson

>>77644587
10

What are some good things to talk with qts to no be boring?

>>77659048
Jews

>>77659048

Arabs

this general seems pretty dead, if your wondering why I stoped posting autstic shit every day I put my autism towards gym serious its easy as fuck 90 percent of people in the gym are doing a faggy routine and will never make it. JUst lol at using the smith routine, it makes me feel superior just being there.

But I nearly spent money on a girl to talk to me which made me think of this place.

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>>77659530
>>77659101
Same thing.

>>77659728

It's been dead the past few days. Don't know why.

It's good you're going to the gym lad. But don't pay money to girls

>>77659762
oh let me tell you.
>I find interpals on a forum about Japanese music 7 months ago.

>I use it for a bit and think its alright. I stumble upon someones profile that mentions 4chan and interpals, think its strange because i browse 4chan everyday and never see interpals mention.

>find this general and my surgeon gives me the date of my first surgery at the same time.

>have a breakdown about being ugly every day.

>nearly every decent poster gets annoyed at me attention whoring breakdowns because I sit here for 10 hours straight posting about how ugly I am for months on end,

>every british poster starts cuck posting.

>I get a gym memebership and start to stop posting less as I cringe at all the shit i have said. Its too late and everyone has already quit this general.


mfw my autism probably destroyed this general.

>>77659998

>surgery

I still don't understand what you're trying to do. What procedure?

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For the anglo female(ugly).

>>77659728
>I've been working out for a week and I'm now Mark Rippetoe the post

>>77660051
cut my mandible out reposition it. cut my maxilla out forward it.

Surgery on my eyes, change the position. Surgery on my nose. fix my hairline.

>>77660645
no u stupid autistic faggot I didnt leave the house for about 3 years, only 1 or 2 days a week. Leaving the house to gym for 3 weeks has been a massive improvement which is why i dont feel so beta as i dont sit inside all day emailing plastic surgeons.

Also im going to blast roids after my first surgery. or atleast Sarams

>>77660735

Post picture of your face or post profile. Because I can not picture why you want all this shit done

>>77660735
>Going outside the house is a massive improvement for me and my life, but you functional men are they autists. The post.

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>>77660879
>>77660735

well let me answer that

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>>77660937

>>77660735
Post a picture. How bad could you look that you need plastic surgery?

>>77661067
>>77616942

>>77661149
So und etz fick ich dich richtig!!! Ich hab niemandem was getan und du beleidigst mich!!! HAS T HALT LEIDER SELBST NICHTS VORTUWEIßEN AUSSER NE FETTE WAMPE!!! HAB DICH IMMER REPEKTIERT OHNE KOMPROMISSE ODER!!! GIB MIR NUR EINEN GRUND!!! ABER DU PISST MIR OHNE GRUND ANS BEIN. Wie der kleine Bademeister mit gerade mal 2 kilo muskeln aber immer hulk spielen, war doch klar das es klattscht nur ne frage der Zeit. SELBER SCHULD!!! IHR WOLLT SHACKE HANDS DOCH JETZT MÜSST IHR MIT DEN KONSEQUUENZEN LEBEN. FICKT EUCH JETZT HABT IHR DAS TIER IN MIR ENTFACHT UND ICH BIN NICHT ALLEINE. SCHON MAL BULLRIDING GEMACHT? ICH HAB STIEREIER!!! Und etz pass mal uff 70kilo Rasendes Tesrosteron eiergesteuertes, 10% Korperfett und ein einziger muskel der sich nicht mehr von euch PRIVOZIERENDES PAKT STRESSEN LÄSST. FICK EUCH KOMMT DOCH ICH HAB SCHICHT VON 10 SO LANG WIE ICH WILL ALSO 21UHR KOMMT DOCH!!!!!

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>>77661219

>>77661119

Hi Walker.

how do I tell my qt that I want to stick my penis inside of her

>>77661459
Hello Mr. French Serb

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>>77661464
Say it in German, sounds romantic af, sticking penis in virginia guaranteed

>>77661464

Tell her about the birds and the bees

>>77616942
>>https://mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw
>qtcrawler no longer working.... could you guys recommend another one? Also there seems to be waay less people on this site now. Any alternatives?

>>77661747
We chat if you have yellow fever, even has an app unlike interudders

>>77661519

>French Serb

I wish lad

Are you really a texas ranger though ?

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>>77661869
>Are you really a texas ranger though
Nah

>>77661806
danke anon, do you script?

>>77661464
Say it

>>77661981
Naw, I like choosing my qts desu, I'm a stickler Burger-anon

>>77657033
>>77650554
fug, my france girl saw Dunkirk today too

>>77662135

What's the deal with this movie ?

Isn't it basically just watching brits escape before the germs ?

>>77662173
yes, i'm gonna ask her if she's mad that the french didn't really get portrayed that much

>>77662217
I meant like, why is it popular ? Just because of the actor and director ?

I never watched any of Nolan movies tbqh.

Shit if you wanna watch a decent war movie, you go watch Apocalypse now or Pretty Village, Pretty Flame

Not fucking brits turning tails and getting boats ready so they can escape.

Do you guys ever feel like a qt is too good for you?

>>77662329
probably the director doing his first war movie and maybe bane and murphy. I dont know any of the actors outside of them.
> you go watch Apocalypse now or Pretty Village, Pretty Flame
every non pleb has seen these two though

>>77662407

Everyday

>>77662417

Eh sure but I meant all the new movies are kinda pretentious bullshit like that Interstellar bs.

The only one I liked is Captain America kek. Heresy for a Serb to like it but hey. I like the guy.

>>77662407
We're are always memeing on here that Slavs are second class humans, but I feel that these pale, blonde, blue eyed slavic qts are just too good for me

>>77662407
i'm amazed women are talking to me at all

THAT FEEL WHEN NO EUROPEAN GF

>>77662498
>>77662637
>>77662756
Sometimes I feel like someone's playing a game with me, trying to see how pathetic I can be for believing a qt would like me back.

>>77662498
>>77662407
>>77662756
>>77662933
Wtf guys, did you all just came out of /r9k/?

There are tons of autistic girls on interpals who might be even more of a robots than most of us, can't you guys believe on that

Bulgarian qts are so dark desu, don't have a problem with it, just a remark

>>77663147
Germ anon you don't have to worry. Merkel cant get you here

>>77662933
I want to know what that's like even if it's a joke ;_;

>>77663028
no, i just don't go outside or talk to people so I'm amazed they're giving me the time of day even if its only online

>>77662933
>tfw favorite qt still won't video chat after we've been talking for a month
>but she sends a good anount of photos and a few voice messages
I can't help feeling like I'm being messed with by someone and she might not even be real.

>>77662756
It's a pretty decent confidence boost when attractive girls want to talk to you.

>>77663309
Maybe she doesn't know how to act on video calls. You should ask for pics when she says she's doing something so you can match up small things like her clothing or parts of her body like legs or feet with her photos?

>>77661806
Where is that part of WeChat?

>>77663662
There are many gimmicky functions like that shaky (getting connected with someone who also shakes his/her phone) thing or reading bottle post (sounding like a faggot right now and making no sense, I know) or just join a group or really just add random people
Kinda talking outta my hat here, never really used the app, just now it's there for asian qts
There was one Argentina-anon here, he knows, he had a severe case of yellow fever

>come back from cheeki breeking alone for an hour (scared some normies by wandering around them for about them cuz their car was broken down)
>straight to baneposting
And it's not even 5AM yet!

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>>77664656
might be a bit drunk too

>>77664656
for about an hour cuz their car*

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>>77664878
>>77664878