Vocaroo

Prendo sempre tre gusti fumo un cono gelato

Ho, ho tre collane al collo sembro un cono gelato

La tua ragazza si scioglie come un cono gelato

Mi tuffo verso i soldi come un doppio carpiato

>>77612945
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UNKm35evV6

>>77611110
I tadji lo ka kanryzeha kei fa:
- lo ka, noiha rinka be lo nu diha mulno lo ka kanro, cu klehenba
- e lo ka posyvehu suho kanryhalma ne lo te cnemu greku, noiha rinka be lo nu lo nu kanro cu dubzeha li pamu.

>>77612945
che cazzo è sta merda

>>77613333
lel

>>77613377
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06BGOoTeCkc

>>77613434
boots and cats/10

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>>77611110
albanian are fucking subhuman.

>>77613628
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bj7okSFnJQ

>>77613394
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YYkS5N6VTC
i tried to pronounce as google

albanere er overmennesker og vi skal bǿje os i stǿvet for dem

>>77613780
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OBF3cCpJ0S

>>77613847
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0INu7pEwuQu

Sein kúgv fær skitið gras.

>>77614188
From Varg's old Norse song
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e90QVFPF8P

Cariocas são subhumanos. Selvagens, falam com um sotaque de merda e são incapazes de contribuir para a sociedade. A solução de todos os problemas do Brasil seria a destruição do Rio e o extermínio de sua população.

A Albânia é um país tão fudido, é até pior que o Brasil.

>>77614491
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Mukw24MUB6

Mais à ces doux tableaux mon âme indifférente
N'éprouve devant eux ni charme ni transports ;
Je contemple la terre ainsi qu'une ombre errante
Le soleil des vivants n'échauffe plus les morts.

>>77614491

Is ao pronounced "ow"? I'd pronounce Sao as sow (like sour without the r)

>>77611110
Pensar, analizar, inventar no son actos anómalos, son la normal respiración de la inteligencia. Glorifiar el ocacional cumplimiento de esta función, atesorar antigüos y ajenos pensamientos, y recordar con incrédulo estúpor lo que el doctor universalis pensó, no es más que confesar nuestra languidez o nuestra barbarie. Todo hombre debe ser capaz de todas las ideas y entiendo que en el porvenir lo será.

>>77614491
Rio isn't even in the top 50 of the most dangerous cities

>>77614602
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01rvfvq9wFn

>>77614603
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xMvaHkjBxW

>>77614643
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cbk6fhEsoQ

>>77614603
No, that's wrong. São is pronounced as são, not sow.

>>77614603
That's "ou" and "ol" who are pronounced "ow"

>>77614601
Wtf albaniaman
You're not even trying to read what i wrote. Did i just got scammed?

>>77614698
>>77614750
lel

>>77614890
I never said I read stuff Marcao
Just speak your language how it sounds to me

>>77614646
They're savages anyways. More people die there every day than in Syria. I think the government should take the Christ, put it somewhere nice (Fernando de Noronha, maybe?) and then nuke Rio.

>>77614601
Is it a song? Or it's just made-up?

>>77615031
Lambada original m8

>>77614959
Then be a good albanian and read it
>implying good albanians exist

>>77615078
Too lazy now
Maybe after half an hour

>>77615214
I don't know why but i have this strange feeling that you won't deliver on that promise

>>77615315
I will I give my besa

Pablo clavó un clavito, ¿qué clavo clavó pablito?

>>77615349
What the hell is a besa and why does it sound like a codeword for penis

>>77615399
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mnoOsXCVqO
>>77615446
Its a promise one cannot break

ΖΗΤΩ ΖΗΤΩ Η ΧΡΥΣΗ ΑΥΓΗ
ΗΡΘΕ Η ΩΡΑ ΓΙΑ ΕΠΑΝΑΣΤΑΣΗ

>>77615760
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vQvzrmgqy2
Parakalo means go ahead in Albanian btw

Do it

do us grandson
say this: üzümü üzme yoksa üzülürüm

>>77615904
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wkz9G6M7Bg

>>77615968
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xoKl6WkZGp

>>77616021
Wow!

>>77616061
REEEEEEE :(

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v33tqeyhE5

>>77614491
I tried
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gMNnA6DEzG

>>77616479
You've done a pretty good job

>>77612945
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H4zJNCUfDE

>>77616689

>>77614750

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>>77613434
>>77614601

A+++

>>77614602
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18sGTHl0Yn1

>>77614603
You pronounce it nasally, as in "San" (in San Francisco) + "oo", as in Voocaroo.

>>77616479
Wow, that was great!

>>77620676
thanks

>>77611110
Powiedziała pchła pchle
"Pchnij, pchło, pchłę pchłą!"
Pchła pchnęła pchłę pchłą
I po pchle.