cute bums edition
this is actually art in the same sense that The Mona Lisa is art
>>77611038
>tfw no FUTA Cara with a raging 12 incher to dick you down
unexplainable feels
anime
THIS IS A POLICE CONTROL
PLEASE SPREAD YOUR LEGS AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE YELLOW CIRCLES
>>77611038
this is perverted
The weather is really shit and gray outside
Feels like I'm in Birmingham or something.
What did you lads call it at school where you'd pull someone's trousers down hopefully exposing their bare arse?
It was kegging at mine. Remember this lad kegged a right slag during mixed PE, she had a bright pink pair of undies on and bent over in front of all the lads to pick her shorts up.
>Waitrose and m&s are the same
oh my oh me
>supermarket wars
ahem
Saw two black men today at the petrol station.
Felt like I was in London or something.
>>77611038
she poops from there
profound thought
who /traditionalist/ here
>>77611118
debagging
>>77611091
cum on big tits
I live in Wigan
Life idea: 7 of us move to Alaska for a year, living in a cabin in the wilderness.
>>77611132
only been to waitrose once when I was like 12 years old
remember arriving because I was playing pokemon Ruby and my Pupitar evolved into a Tyranitar right as the car pulled into the car park
hope you enjoyed that story
>>77611118
kecking
>>77611154
every day she forces out thick logs of hot stinking steaming shit from her engorged and slimy arsehole
who /very hard/ here?
>>77611038
wait a minute, that pony tail...
don't care about the food quality
M&S/Waitrose packaging is really nice to look at
You're at the gym and these lads tell you to gtfo
What do?
>>77611205
below average makes my dick rock hard
>>77611239
call them niggers and continue my workout
Waitrose are great for meat, vegetables cheese, fresh bread and niche cooking ingredients.
Go to Aldi for everything else.
Who here /Waitrose and Aldi masterrace/
was in london today ama
On a bad comedown about to start crying
>>77611038
fucking need a gf
>>77611239
smash their heads in with weights that they couldn't even lift themselves
>>77611205
favourite poster really
>>77611203
>tfw soft water in manchester
>water tastes great
>go to the rest of the country
>everything tastes horrible
>>77611239
tell them to fuck off, the strongman lads I train with at my gym literally dwarf them
>>77611239
Go get my baseball bat out the car and ask them to repeat themselves
excellent edition
>>77611239
Inform management
did someone say bums?
>>77611273
How many white people did you see?
*drinks diet soda*
*scoffs chlorinated chicken*
*soaks salad in ranch dressing*
*feels irregular heartbeat*
*feels faint as blood sugar plummets*
*ignores cancerous growth*
*sharts*
Howdy yall
>>77611118
kegged. cos your left in your kegs.
>>77611190
think you misheard haha
>>77611257
>>77611305
quite good.
>worked last saturday
>need to get a swap sorted for a future saturday when I want to be off but I'm due in
>guy at work needing to get this saturday off
might swap him but cannot bear the prospect of having a grand total of 2 days off among 17 days on
hate the runt life
>>77611284
what strongman equipment have you got and how much can you lift on it
Remember when Northerners had to boil their water because of a bacteria scare?
Literally and actually 3rd world. The government does not care whatsoever
>>77611321
can i go in the lads club?
made quite a few good posts in my time
stop posting pretty girls please. just makes me sadder about being alone my entire life.
>>77611239
ignore them obviously
my gym is full of them and I couldn't care less what they do as long as they stay out of my way
>>77611337
honestly couldn't imagine not having every weekend off
she just gets better and better
Read a study that found out 71% of gays are also paedophiles. It was a few years old too, wild how this fact isn't more widely known.
>>77611337
alri craig
anyone remember the quite good, kek gimmick
marrying a pornstar lads
Do British whitebois like black girls?
Asking for friend.
>>77611352
this desu
>>77611342
Managed to rinse the acid out of your eyes so you could make this post then eh?
>>77611118
this >>77611170 is the correct answer
>>77611346
not tonight mate
>piercings on men at all
ahh no he's gay/retarded
>>77611284
They'd fuck you up mate
>>77611257
They're white though.
>>77611426
please i am a lad
>>77611436
what species are they, geordies?
>>77611305
please say she has a benine benis
>>77611442
go and get a coffee mate sorry not tonight
>he listens to pseudo intellectual rorkelets spouting bollocks for hours instead of based geordie and lawrence having a laugh
give your head a wobble
>>77611436
fucking state
>cats v dogs
>london v north
>leftypol v /brit/
>waitrose vs aldi
anything else
>>77611436
are deanos even conscious?
>>77611462
gay I think
making an arrangement on grindr
>>77611363
*more vile and disgusting
>>77611346
*looks at your id card*
You have much to drink tonight mate?
>>77611482
>gif
fuck off
>£1500/month for 5 hours work/week
>£3000/month for 40 hours work/week
which one lads
>>77611465
>>77611482
bit gay
>>77611466
what's that over there though?
*gestures behind you*
*you turn around mindlessly*
*i sprint flat out and dive into the lads club head first through the doors before you've even noticed i've gone*
>>77611390
I prefer other whitebois
>>77611474
abortion
got called a battyman in the r/grime discord lads
>>77611390
Do blackgirls like white boys?
Asking for e-eh.. a friend.
wanking
IF YOU DON'T RATE ME SHAME ON YOU
IF YOU DON'T RATE ME SHAME ON YOU
>>77611515
£1500/month
every time I visit somewhere google maps makes me answer questions on it
>>77611474
life vs murder (abortion)
taxation vs theft
>>77611575
pics
>>77611593
>book a flight
>google reminds me about it the day before
Now that they're making auto-driving cars, they know where everyone is at any given time, assassinating people will be a cinch
Tired of being what you want me to be, feeling so faithless, losf under the surface
Got called dog in the brit dota teamspeak
heard some blacks on the bus saying innit and senpai
why do they copy other blacks slang from different countries?
What will the UK look like in 2035?
got a black ski mask but I don't ski
>>77611633
think that's because you turned on Google Now
>>77611666
really shit
>>77611665
didn't know there were weeb niggers
>>77611079
>>77611666
really good
>>77611633
already happening pal
http://www.renegadetribune.com/assassination-michael-hastings-future-driverless-cars/
>>77611569
yes
>>77611665
>went to a London school
>watched London slang being formed
>watched it spread to 4chan
>Hiro filters it
bizarre timeline
>>77611530
youre gay though and everyone knows youre gay
>>77611725
i thought senpai was being said by american blacks for years
>>77611704
is that you baHAMAS? you're a qt brown girl
>>77611682
anime is super normie now, it's the new trend
black people love it
>>77611682
Lol
>>77611704
N-noice!
t. a friend
>>77611468
>What did you just say mate?
>>77611725
Senpai is from america
>cooking a dish
>pretend Chef Ramsay is here shouting at me as I'm prepping it
anyone else
>>77611773
would love to beat them to death
just stomp their skulls into fucking nothing
Doing a sit and a think (outdoors, alone, with alcohol)
>>77611736
FACT you know nothing about me or my family
>>77611785
>>77611744
wrong
>>77611819
i kno ur gay
neev lads
>>77611795
Too stressful
>>77611118
its called pantsing
>>77611810
>outdoors
>alcohol
Alerted the authorities.
http://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/7_kjou5gBKt8-5M-8b3X5w/order/asc/
i remember that thread
>>77611826
shut up londen nigger
you're just a knock off yank negro
are bears even that hard? you always hear stories about blokes fighting them off
reckon i could take one if it was a life or death situation and i just went mental, gouge the eyes then just work the body
>>77611773
when I see pictures of social stuff on 4chan there's never any of the normal party/gathering stuff in them
at house parties there's usually booze and packs of backy/various baggies everywhere in living rooms
>>77611828
send me a pic of your wilkins and I'll prove I'm not gay
>(outdoors, alone, with alcohol0
>>77611867
brown/grizzly bears yes
black bears too but they're pussies unless they're backed into a corner
>>77611831
love niamh :)
Did Irish migration create chavs here or was it the welfare state?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdJDk_IKNbo
>>77611926
it was me
>>77611926
I care not
>>77611926
yeah
>>77611926
irish immigration to england created the middle class
could HEEM a grizzly, would absolutely VAPORIZE its jaw
>>77611926
yes
@77611876
No. Don't reply to me again.
>>77611951
incorrect
>>77611321
me sitting in the corner having a surreptitious wank hoping nobody sees me
>>77611951
fantastic post
just a took a sausage from my brother's plate
so long
bitch you did me so wrong
>>77611998
take the piss
York is a nice city but very flat, which attracts the cycling sorts. Foul.
>>77611954
you're acting like your jaw would if you ever met me, fucking unhinged
why do americans bleach their teeth
>>77611954
dude, jamie yo pull up that video of that australian dude whaling on a grizzly
*takes drag of spliff*
Its crazy dude, he just knocks this bear out man
>>77611809
You wouldn't be able to sweaty. Have you trained with the mountain? Thought not
the working class don't have souls
>>77611390
yes
(disclaimer: I do not represent or speak for the whole population of British whitebois)
>>77612015
I went to Oxford and the centre was no cars all bikes, fantastic place
They all left their bikes unlocked along a wall, just locking the wheel frame together so you can't ride it
>>77612028
I'd crush his skull
Friendly reminder that anything below Sheffield is the south.
upper middle > working > upper > lower middle > under
>>77612028
would love to hold him down and shave that shit off his head
>>77612050
Very third world
>>77612044
hng
>>77612071
hmm
looks silly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzGGL0VpKUI
The London Experience
is aisha back in the loony bin yet
dr oetker is pretty good desu
>the centre was no cars all bikes, fantastic place
>>77612116
Don’t care
>>77612115
Liverpool mentioned
>>77612116
she changed/deleted her twitter after getting a bit of backlash for a particularly vile tweet
so no idea
>>77612116
need her on me cock
>>77611831
>women naturally grow into juicy thicc thighmonsters who you need to be swole in order to feel masculine enough to have sex with
not fair, hate being a stick thin lanklet
>>77611831
Knee-ham
>oven pizza
>>77612081
what the heck
I'm between a rock and a hard place
dumb bradleyposter
hey la, laaaA, laaaAAAA, LAAAAA
get this
bumbumpoopooweewee
tehehehehehehehekekekekeke
>>77612028
hate that hairstyle and the people who have it will tell you that it's the standard male haircut because it's short on the sides and long on top. no it's not, you know it's not, and you look like a complete queer
how do I get a gf
im between iraq and wakefield
>>77612149
Blame the fact that we are pumped with xenooestrogens every second from plastics and petrol. Men 1000 years ago could probably bench 250lbs with no training. Now we have nu males who can't be
I have recently come into a large batch of marijuana vaporizers worth a small fortune but have no one to sell them to
>he's a greying bloke who posts mundane pictures of his cat on Twitter
>he's an Indian living in Cheshire
>he's a deano
Literally sat at my desk wheezing with laughter
>won't be replying to the bradleyposter or even acknowledging his existence after this post
>>77612226
Lads,
Doing my undergrad in Scotland, starting in a month. Any tips as to what to expect/how to not fulfill the dumb yank stereotype?
>>77612239
got something on your mind cuz?
*plays 'day n night' on my sony ericcson phone while wearing a bright coloured v-neck shirt with buttons and complaining about the fact that everyone has a justin bieber bowl cut*
ah yes, 2009
Lads, how do I get a white brit gf?
>>77612272
Deanos are the funniest tbqh
can someone post some comfy channels? not pleb entry tier shite like that LARPer who used to be a janitor at a university, i'm talking about stuff like the china motovlogs
>>77612248
>Men 1000 years ago could probably bench 250lbs with no training
Wew lad. You're stupid.
>>77612292
The Deano Reminisce
>>77612290
saw an 8-10 yo runtling with hair like that at the gas station with his dad and it made me feel disgust deep in my gut. i knew he'd never achieve anything in life because of his upbringing
sucking a nigger
almost exclusively listen to music from the 70s and 80s lads
don't even feel like it's "better" than modern music, i just listen to it more
I can't work at an office desk for the next 50 years
>>77612329
Where's your evidence they couldn't? Their test levels were about 5x ours
>>77612325
thulean perspective
>>77612248
modern men are much taller and stronger than ones from the 1000's because the peasants were all half starved to death
>>77612226
>>77612283
dont reply to yourself
its embarrassing
>>77612387
Better than being a dishwasher.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oVuUcAK0x0
>>77612288
have fun do your best
me
>>77612413
I meant to say 10000 years ago
>>77612372
cringe
>>77612461
more
>>77612387
Invest in an ISA and maximise your pension contributions and then it'll only have to be 30 years or so.
>>77612372
bit gay
>>77612390
talking out your fuckin arse lad
the average person 1000 years ago was malnourished and skinnyfat at best
would unironically rather splatter my brains over the wall that be a desk jockey for the next 50 years
Lord knows I'm not reproducing, so not much point to life really haha xx
>>77612461
delete this image
>>77612397
don't like him, i'm a christian and he's not particularly insightful or entertaining like latsbrah at least is
>>77612390
what's your evidence they could, or that their "test" levels were 5x ours (by the way, people who inject testosterone 10x normal levels AND train for years stilll have difficulty getting a 250lb bench)
What are some outside jobs that pay decently?
>inb4 plumber
>>77612292
nah, Dance Wiv Me was the 2009 song
>>77612489
skinny fat is a new phenomenon caused by runt foods
>>77612517
Sparky
Bricky
Plumber
>>77612419
umm..no sweati xxx
well on my way to deanlightenment
got a phone on contract for the first time
>>77612517
bin men
me and the missus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf0MyyVLD4U
Just took an arrow the knee lmao
>>77612288
most people don't think yanks are dumb IRL, don't worry about it
bit tired
>10000 years ago men were up to 3x stronger, study shows
>>77612517
soldier
>>77612517
Getting bummed by sailors down at the docks
>>77612478
Don't know what this means
>>77612517
footballer
hardmen vs pintmen poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13541721
>>77612530
No it isnt you absolute mongoloid. The average height for a European male 1000 years ago was like 5'4 because they hadnt any proper nutrition. Not only that but they were malnourished as fuck. How could they bench 250 lbs without training? even people on roids couldnt do that
talking out your fucking arse
>>77612509
Survival of the fittest
>>77612390
where is your evidence that they could other than your fucking ridiculous and exaggerated testoterone theory? men a thousand years ago were not as well fed, did not know the benefits of various exercises, knew absolutely FUCK ALL about nutrition. yeah, nah, you're an idiot
>parents want me to do engineering/computing and be some £50k desk runt
just want to work outside in the fresh air
im not even that smart
>>77612565
Quite similar to mine
Hmm
>>77612551
legal pussy and he's not the most attractive guy, can't blame him
Intend to die before the age of 30
>>77612478
thought isa rates were shit atm
>>77612517
le trashmen actually make a lot of money
>>77612559
mammoth milk
>>77612522
actually it was this if you wanted to be a big hard man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V775PPuBc7Y
desperate for a paid fuck
>>77612539
ah yes, well done yank, well done
HOWEVER
>>77612387
>work in a call centre
>every now and then someone walks out never to be seen again
Obviously some people quit normally and some people leave naturally for new jobs and say goodbye. But every couple months someone just ghosts never to be seen again; people who have worked there for years sometimes. And then when the team leader says weeks later "X won't be coming back" people share a knowing look as if everyone completely understands why they left while internally wondering how long they can last in this shitheap job.
>>77612559
As an archaeologist I'd say this is incredibly doubtful
as in, stupidly unlikely. The average man now is good for a 90-100kg deadlift with no training and maybe a 60kg bench
The average Mesolithic man could definitely not bench 180kg or deadlift nearly 300, it's a laughable proposition
documenting the racist bigots in this thread
>>77612612
I meant 10000 years ago runtoid
>>77612638
>>77612544
>Le bin men gimmick
why do they seem so poor then
>>77612659
Grim. Every time I feel a bit bored in work I think "it could be worse, I could work in a call centre"
Got 2 hours sleep and was on a 12 hour wagelsave session today
what are some jobs that involve travelling around the country expenses paid? (that you don't need a degree for)
>>77612703
because they work in literal bins mate
>>77612666
your face is a laughable proposition
Feel like one of those retarded dribbling pepes a lot of the time
>>77612044
those nails are frightening
>>77612724
footballer
>>77612574
Memes aside, go to /r/personalfinance. People on Reddit are actually willing to help you understand things like this (for free!) wiht none of the 4chan cynicism. It's bizarre, but you should milk them for all they're worth
>>77612635
Cash ones are shit, so get a stocks and share one and put your money in an index tracker
>>77612703
because you usually see them picking up shit from the side of the road which makes them seem povvo
>>77612703
thats how they keep it a secret mate.
>>77612744
umm sweetie she doesn't have them like that for you
it's for herself xx
>>77612697
well that's even more ridiculous. and all the points made were even more valid that amount of time ago.
>>77612565
>c90adventures
GOOD LAD
ed's newest video on vietnam was based
>>77612666
I'm also an archaeologist and specialise in this and I support his hypothesis
>>77612724
coach driver
>>77612740
apu is an accurate representation of mine(and I'm sure yours) life 99% of the time
>>77612587
didn't say they weren't malnourished? I said they weren't skinnyfat (they were just skinny)
state of you mate for typing out that post for something i didn't mention
>>77612771
No because they were virile hunters with good diets you mongoloid
>>77612786
wtf is this horrid creature
>>77612711
sometimes I think "man it must be chill to work in somewhere like Tesco" and I bet it fucking is compared to call centre work
>>77612325
stephen tries
>>77612825
an australian
>>77612697
>I meant 10000 years ago runtoid
10000 years ago you had early pastoralism in western Europe and early agriculture across the near east. While the nutrition of these peoples was arguably healthier than ours today, and they didn't lead quite so sedentary lives, it's still a big stretch to imagine their physical strength was on average much greater. You have to bear in mind that hunter-gathering and pastoralism isn't especially labour intensive, you'd only really spend a day a week hunting at most.
>>77612825
pls no mean, help helper no come with fud 2day
>>77612744
just dont cheat on her whiteboi and you'll be fine x
>>77612797
because malnourished manlets can bench 250 lbs untrained
get a grip
>>77612752
>so get a stocks and share one and put your money in an index tracker
how do i do this?
Can hear some happy deano plumbers outside
>>77612724
When I was doing a gap year I worked for an agency that recruited charity fundraisers (the runts that hang out around town centres and beg for money for charities). They've put us up in hostels around the country for free, pay for our travel to and from different towns and cities and the pay was dece. Lots of fit student slags too.
Enjoyed it desu
>>77612659
I work in corporate wellbeing (complete meme field), and some businesses have come to us and asked them to help make life for call centre workers less unbearably shit (although they didn't put it in those terms exactly). So I've got your back desu. What would make your work better?
>>77612875
get help mate
>>77612724
gypsy
>>77612777
show your working
>>77612869
HELP HELPER
NEED
HELP
HELPER
NOW
>>77612891
Wtf how do I sign up to this, I've just left sixth form
>>77612784
too runty
>>77612891
noted
>>77612908
expenses aren't paid
>>77612325
kamisado on twitch drives across the netherlands every workday listening to polish club music. great slow tv
WHAT is trump DOING
OH MY GOD AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
feel like we're all rather dumb but have our occasional moments of brilliance
>>77612786
Hmm
Yes
>>77612940
Found it on charity job.co.uk but this was in 2015, no idea of the same thing exists now. Have a look.
>>77612877
I use Charles Stanley Direct because they have the cheapest fees, although there's plenty of other platforms available. I've got all my money into one diversified fund (Legal & General Global 100) so it's not hard to do - you might want to read up a bit more on it first though so you can pick your own investment strategy.
>>77612958
cant imagine being this excited over anything another countries president did short of starting a war with the country you currently reside in